Markiplier Has a Mental Breakdown

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  • Опубликовано: 19 дек 2024

Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @FlyingKitty900
    @FlyingKitty900  4 года назад +12667

    GET A FLYINGKITTY PLUSHIE HERE:
    makeship.com/products/flyingkitty

  • @collin-theonlyandone2299
    @collin-theonlyandone2299 4 года назад +5078

    Markiplier is going to have great bed time stories for his future children and this is certainly one of them

    • @siryamaha5360
      @siryamaha5360 4 года назад +7

      Oh, aren't you the guy that regularly comments on Penguinz0's videos? Lmao didn't expect to see you here

    • @haviercheeseman6130
      @haviercheeseman6130 4 года назад +5

      @Pawine Why're you posting that here? it has no purpose to be here.

    • @floridity
      @floridity 4 года назад +1

      ayy Collin we have the same name

    • @haviercheeseman6130
      @haviercheeseman6130 4 года назад +3

      @@certifiedepicgamer9237 Someone Was Constantly Posting Links in the Comment Section.

    • @alchemistclan891
      @alchemistclan891 4 года назад +7

      I don’t know if his kids are either gonna be freaked out or not lol

  • @i-win
    @i-win 4 года назад +21427

    I have lasted 3 seconds without making a poop joke

  • @Adshots
    @Adshots 4 года назад +1145

    "how tough are you?"
    "I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning .. without any MILK!"
    "not tough enough"
    "how tough are you?"
    "i lasted 10 seconds without making a poop joke"
    "right this way, sorry to keep you waiting."

  • @sk2timesss26
    @sk2timesss26 3 года назад +3643

    1:05 always gets me

  • @Dot_1
    @Dot_1 4 года назад +2183

    imagine a bike...and a guy....in the middle of the road. That's horrifying

    • @ZiCK_616
      @ZiCK_616 4 года назад +25

      It's horrifying

    • @godspeed3625
      @godspeed3625 4 года назад +31

      Then SpongeBob says - "he is always ready to throw down"

    • @cratisk6537
      @cratisk6537 4 года назад +3

      U made me laugh so strong I almost broke my disgestive system XD

    • @berzerkisnotaqt1250
      @berzerkisnotaqt1250 4 года назад +9

      And then he starts beating him up.

    • @vegetablackpotato4700
      @vegetablackpotato4700 4 года назад +1

      @@berzerkisnotaqt1250 and than beating him off

  • @Jo-Wilbe-Dina
    @Jo-Wilbe-Dina 4 года назад +1532

    “Hello everybody my name is *Mark-ass Brownley.”*

  • @Corpitell
    @Corpitell 4 года назад +1181

    "ImAgine. A bike and a guy in the middle of the road.. Its horrifying." -Markmarkplier

    • @noony4gaming
      @noony4gaming 4 года назад +5

      why are you here why are you only an object show channel here

    • @C0wy_
      @C0wy_ 4 года назад +1

      @@noony4gaming i am too. I just dont have a object pfp

    • @samlevy9897
      @samlevy9897 4 года назад

      Revita irrelevant, get it out of here

    • @sinuk1182
      @sinuk1182 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/zIrzxOHjars/видео.html

    • @Kali-8
      @Kali-8 4 года назад +1

      420th like..
      Nice

  • @that_green_neko
    @that_green_neko 3 года назад +1856

    1:04 I think the real Mark would die of laughter if he saw this part.

    • @hypr.d
      @hypr.d 3 года назад +42

      This is the thing tht made me laugh the most

    • @babynyxe4784
      @babynyxe4784 3 года назад +27

      That part always breaks me

    • @beep6205
      @beep6205 3 года назад +47

      1:14

    • @Some_Electric_Boi
      @Some_Electric_Boi 3 года назад +8

      Your pfp reminds me of Azur Lane's Akashi

    • @that_green_neko
      @that_green_neko Год назад +1

      @ctdevil My OC.

  • @lilgabbo2587
    @lilgabbo2587 4 года назад +5205

    Markiplier’s bike is the best things he’s ever received in his life
    such a grateful guy

    • @YamiDoubtZ
      @YamiDoubtZ 4 года назад +9

      Dang this reminds me of lester's *bike*

    • @pspxrt
      @pspxrt 4 года назад +3

      Yeah :')

    • @hootenscooten7263
      @hootenscooten7263 4 года назад +3

      Because he was too poor

    • @Bananacatboi
      @Bananacatboi 4 года назад +7

      Revita No dont click his link hes just self promoting report it

    • @elvamontes5424
      @elvamontes5424 4 года назад

      True brooo

  • @yankees.hub99
    @yankees.hub99 4 года назад +3062

    Markiplier: *Can't advertise his own bike*
    Flyingkitty: *Advertises his new plushie..*

    • @firstname8044
      @firstname8044 4 года назад +12

      Me: Advertises this ruclips.net/video/-JiA_5Uu4Rc/видео.html
      *RUclips:*

    • @mangolia2137
      @mangolia2137 4 года назад +12

      @@firstname8044 WTF DUDE DELETE IT

    • @sinuk1182
      @sinuk1182 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/2SPsvfoYIYw/видео.html

    • @SiddarthSenthilMurugan
      @SiddarthSenthilMurugan 4 года назад +8

      First Name WHAT THE F....

    • @Wilting_Wallflower
      @Wilting_Wallflower 4 года назад +8

      I shouldn't have click on that link...

  • @Mojh2010
    @Mojh2010 4 года назад +3774

    Guys, markiplier isn't having a mental breakdown. He's just explaining about the bike.

    • @kingoftikathali7630
      @kingoftikathali7630 4 года назад +65

      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    • @nm5329
      @nm5329 4 года назад +61

      @@kingoftikathali7630 gonna make you die
      Say goodbye

    • @idol8305
      @idol8305 4 года назад +22

      And the poop jokes challenge

    • @James-jb1do
      @James-jb1do 4 года назад +27

      @@kingoftikathali7630 Bro you just posted cringe - Rick Astley

    • @enoztheprotogenshadeyboii7074
      @enoztheprotogenshadeyboii7074 4 года назад +3

      There's 420 likes! I can't like the comment!

  • @yoyoshum1419
    @yoyoshum1419 3 года назад +756

    1:04 when u realized you sang a song in Zoom class without closing the mic

  • @carpetbombjesus
    @carpetbombjesus 3 года назад +6222

    Imagine a bike, and a guy, in the middle of the road.
    *It’s horrifying.*

    • @Gone29364
      @Gone29364 3 года назад +85

      @Big Smoke that talk about someone beating someone else and at the end they have private time

    • @gatortime8368
      @gatortime8368 3 года назад +130

      Now imagine spongebob saying that he is always ready to throw down. Then he beats him up

    • @Supernovae2763
      @Supernovae2763 3 года назад +75

      And then later he says he’s always ready to get down then he starts beating him off

    • @R3YR3YBEEEEAAAMMM
      @R3YR3YBEEEEAAAMMM 3 года назад +22

      Bike
      The Horror
      and a guy

    • @gatortime8368
      @gatortime8368 3 года назад +51

      What does this have to do with the bike? Who knows??

  • @sleman1387
    @sleman1387 4 года назад +5212

    I mean this doesn't sound very different from the normal Markiplier

    • @xaniyarsappayani5904
      @xaniyarsappayani5904 4 года назад +55

      Ikr?

    • @ChaseyBoyJones
      @ChaseyBoyJones 4 года назад +46

      U right

    • @mystlyfe8706
      @mystlyfe8706 4 года назад +17

      I wanna like your comment but it's at 420 likes

    • @legocompany2898
      @legocompany2898 4 года назад +9

      E

    • @Grizzly5581
      @Grizzly5581 2 года назад +29

      For real its just Markiplier but the words are in a different order legit its Markis normal way to talk and make videos

  • @jacksonroberts9018
    @jacksonroberts9018 4 года назад +356

    Mark: *Is sad*
    FlyingKitty: *We don’t do that here*

    • @bul6457
      @bul6457 4 года назад

      @Revita sorry, not sorry, fuck u for advertising.

    • @uberheroboi1233
      @uberheroboi1233 4 года назад

      What

    • @bul6457
      @bul6457 4 года назад

      @Sherbase 12 cmonBruh

    • @bul6457
      @bul6457 4 года назад

      @Sherbase 12 wrong anime, now go away

  • @pulse_deon9670
    @pulse_deon9670 3 года назад +225

    0:55 We need a 1 hour of this

  • @TheJoshuiChannel
    @TheJoshuiChannel 4 года назад +674

    This video:
    30% Markiplier
    10% Spongebob
    50% bikes
    10% Literally anything else

  • @phoenixfan6667
    @phoenixfan6667 4 года назад +612

    Markiplier Has A Mental Breakdown?
    What's Next?
    *Jacksepticeye Punches Crazy People*

    • @REsoleSurvivor1000
      @REsoleSurvivor1000 4 года назад +21

      RUclips algorithm has a mental breakdown

    • @magreen311
      @magreen311 4 года назад +1

      I had a mental breakdown

    • @fe1nlover911
      @fe1nlover911 4 года назад +4

      "I never punch a dude but i will if i had to"
      PewDiePie 2K19

    • @Defrektif
      @Defrektif 4 года назад +1

      Nice.Maybe

    • @KidRandomNolt
      @KidRandomNolt 4 года назад +1

      Jacksepticeye is turns into Aaron ryan

  • @EnderJohn89
    @EnderJohn89 4 года назад +454

    Alternate Title: Markiplier demonstrates his ADHD

  • @doctoroktoberfest7840
    @doctoroktoberfest7840 3 года назад +177

    0:56 me trying to explain my parents why I shouldn’t get grounded

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 2 года назад +5

      And you just take the punishment to make everything easier.

  • @ChrisKogos
    @ChrisKogos 4 года назад +4110

    I'm surprised he didn't cry

    • @andrewcrow5979
      @andrewcrow5979 4 года назад +14

      Or spread Libral crap

    • @radical105
      @radical105 4 года назад +10

      you're kinda late

    • @youtuberssavelives7946
      @youtuberssavelives7946 4 года назад +81

      @@andrewcrow5979 Mark is allowed to talk about whatever the hell he wants, he may not be a politcal channel but he is not JUST a letsplay channel. You're acting as though simply because his opinion is liberal that means he shouldn't be allowed to talk about it, when Mark talks about politcs (which he REALLY doesn't do on his RUclips channel all that often, I mean, look at Crankgameplays on Twitter, even though I follow him on yt and support him, he's absolutely hysterical and ridiculous) Mark talks about his views in a calm manner, whether or not he's right or wrong, whether or not you agree with him. (as a longtime fan of him, I actually don't in politics, I'm a conservative, but I still respect his right to speak on his politcal opinions.) I didn't sub to Mark to hear his politics necessarily, but y'know it's a good thing RUclips videos have titles and you have the choice of whether or not to click.

    • @mazenlasheen496
      @mazenlasheen496 4 года назад +16

      man wrote a whole paragraph

    • @blagoevski336
      @blagoevski336 4 года назад

      F

  • @anhilo9716
    @anhilo9716 4 года назад +2462

    "hey whats you favorite youtuber"
    "flying kitty"
    "how cute, ill go check it out"

  • @iampedro513
    @iampedro513 3 года назад +3795

    0:59 when teacher asks you if you have your homework done

  • @vipahxxx7640
    @vipahxxx7640 3 года назад +679

    2:25 i almost laughed myself to death for 5 minutes seeing this.

  • @LudwigAmbatukam
    @LudwigAmbatukam 4 года назад +1340

    imagine a bike and a guy
    *its-*
    the cars: brOom brOom

    • @shiroyasha7324
      @shiroyasha7324 4 года назад +2

      .....

    • @Perzone316
      @Perzone316 4 года назад +1

      1,000 like

    • @egygdi
      @egygdi 4 года назад

      I'm the one thousandth like! Oh wait.. nobody cares.

    • @gamineg2679
      @gamineg2679 4 года назад

      @Revita Stop It won't Work Bot

    • @ITAC85
      @ITAC85 4 года назад

      @RedChuck ruclips.net/video/JwncAQurlqk/видео.html

  • @Strighker
    @Strighker 4 года назад +3221

    1:05 made me die of laughter idk why

  • @ArustwatDaGoat
    @ArustwatDaGoat 4 года назад +247

    When Flying Kitty hasn't uploaded in months
    *Teenager has a Mental Breakdown*

    • @RiadRiad
      @RiadRiad 4 года назад +2

      45 year old has a breakdown*

    • @LUCAS420BLZ
      @LUCAS420BLZ 4 года назад

      His last video got a strike
      Prolly why ?

    • @Fabiano.Escobar.012
      @Fabiano.Escobar.012 4 года назад

      3rd world war has a mental Breakdown.

    • @ArustwatDaGoat
      @ArustwatDaGoat 4 года назад

      Bloody hell, RUclips tried to kill Flying Kitty because he knows about WW3

  • @finger6668
    @finger6668 3 года назад +575

    1:05 first grade humor be like

    • @XXXDomtacion
      @XXXDomtacion 3 года назад +12

      ℙ 𝔼 ℕ 𝕀 𝕊

    • @dno734
      @dno734 3 года назад +10

      @@XXXDomtacion pinus

    • @fnafplushultimate6792
      @fnafplushultimate6792 3 года назад +14

      I wish I was kidding but this became the top humor during my previous school year (7th)
      my grade is filled with degenerates

    • @allstarblunder
      @allstarblunder 3 года назад +6

      B E N I S

    • @9deekay
      @9deekay 3 года назад +1

      you would get in trouble for saying shut up in 1st grade there is no way they will allow you to say
      p e e n i d s
      *music*

  • @Prut0202
    @Prut0202 4 года назад +4115

    FlyingKitty is the one who truly has mental breakdowns everytime he prepares a video

  • @vvsvlogsYT
    @vvsvlogsYT 4 года назад +447

    It’s hard to tell who is losing their sanity here, Mark or FlyingKitty

    • @crowe7393
      @crowe7393 4 года назад +5

      Both

    • @avalifeinbytes4529
      @avalifeinbytes4529 4 года назад +3

      Both for sure

    • @elvamontes5424
      @elvamontes5424 4 года назад +3

      @Revita don't you know already that if you self promote You wil get hate instead?

    • @scarecrow582
      @scarecrow582 4 года назад +4

      @Revita When you self promote, you get dislikes. Your literally just asking for dislikes

    • @mihaitirlea2509
      @mihaitirlea2509 4 года назад

      Yes

  • @Hatsunemiku3988.
    @Hatsunemiku3988. 4 года назад +442

    Markiplier Has a Mental Breakdown
    : *Exists*
    Mark:
    Why. Why?

  • @vicefurco.9134
    @vicefurco.9134 3 года назад +70

    1:18 Reduce volume, loop for 1 hour... instant asmr.

  • @mersadesebanks9226
    @mersadesebanks9226 4 года назад +1276

    Nobody:
    That one kid in the group chat: 1:05

  • @SaladBoi37
    @SaladBoi37 4 года назад +4063

    Therapist: So, what is the problem you're facing?
    Markiplier: Imagine a bike, and a guy, in the middle of the road. *it's horrifying*

    • @RaldosKnight
      @RaldosKnight 4 года назад +52

      Bruh that's a funny one😂😂👌👌

    • @StepTZ
      @StepTZ 4 года назад +20

      @@RaldosKnight funny it's a problem it

    • @revs1756
      @revs1756 4 года назад +72

      Now imagine spongebob

    • @BarnacleThe2nd
      @BarnacleThe2nd 4 года назад +65

      And he says hes always ready to throw down, and then he beats him up.

    • @BarnacleThe2nd
      @BarnacleThe2nd 4 года назад +53

      And then later he says hes always ready to *get* down

  • @tekusenyx
    @tekusenyx 4 года назад +828

    "Imagine *FlyingKitty* having mental breakdown"
    _its horrifying_

    • @nm5329
      @nm5329 4 года назад +4

      @Revita ruclips.net/video/JwncAQurlqk/видео.html

    • @andyguarin1974
      @andyguarin1974 4 года назад +8

      Bruh flying kitty already have a mental breakdown search if pewdiepie had a mental break down
      Plus pewdiepie was the creator of flyingkitty

    • @ppgang1168
      @ppgang1168 4 года назад +4

      @@andyguarin1974 *that’s the joke*

    • @TheRedSweaterGuy
      @TheRedSweaterGuy 4 года назад +1

      @Revita ruclips.net/video/3SzbtddERCY/видео.html

    • @rubii15
      @rubii15 4 года назад +4

      @@andyguarin1974 that was a joke how did u believe that like he made it clear that he was kidding in the vid too

  • @tofun3519
    @tofun3519 2 года назад +58

    2:15 funniest meme I've ever seen

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 года назад +9224

    I can't wait to get a Flying Kitty Plushy that makes RUclips Poops and spews comedy

  • @PeopleQuang
    @PeopleQuang 4 года назад +641

    “Try to make poop jokes CHALLENGE”
    *accepted*

  • @Matt-uf1uy
    @Matt-uf1uy 4 года назад +945

    Flying Kitty make a “Donald Trump and Joe Biden have a Mental Breakdown” using footage from the first debate

    • @theinfamouscheddarcheesepi6184
      @theinfamouscheddarcheesepi6184 4 года назад +63

      But they already technically had a mental breakdown

    • @riddimboi3819
      @riddimboi3819 4 года назад +11

      yes.
      Yes.
      YES.
      Y E S.
      Y E S.
      Y E S.

    • @basedcheebs1299
      @basedcheebs1299 4 года назад +3

      I will be the first one to watch it

    • @kingoftikathali7630
      @kingoftikathali7630 4 года назад +7

      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    • @somebodystolemytoast5885
      @somebodystolemytoast5885 4 года назад +1

      flying kitty should make a donald trump plushie

  • @xxgalaxywolfxx4044
    @xxgalaxywolfxx4044 3 года назад +84

    2:00
    This part got me dying😂

  • @Jo-Wilbe-Dina
    @Jo-Wilbe-Dina 4 года назад +376

    imAGine...
    a bike, and a guy,
    in the middle of the road.
    *It’s Horrifying.*

    • @TriggerVR657
      @TriggerVR657 4 года назад +2

      *Paradox intensifies*

    • @elonmuskisthicc7133
      @elonmuskisthicc7133 4 года назад +3

      Oh god ruclips.net/video/jvghBUcdyGw/видео.html

    • @alx2900
      @alx2900 4 года назад +3

      Wait... Who is the real sans

    • @Jaybee4920
      @Jaybee4920 4 года назад +2

      Sounds like something Mark *would* say.

    • @drslug7287
      @drslug7287 4 года назад +1

      @Revita ruclips.net/video/JwncAQurlqk/видео.html

  • @crangismcbasketball6062
    @crangismcbasketball6062 4 года назад +1289

    This isn't real, everyone knows Mark was too poor to afford a bike

    • @deathpac1to131
      @deathpac1to131 4 года назад +6

      OMG I'm dead xD Lol

    • @milkman4640
      @milkman4640 4 года назад +10

      @@deathpac1to131 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙃😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂omg I'm so cringe haha LOL funny tiktok gud

    • @milkman4640
      @milkman4640 4 года назад +4

      @@deathpac1to131 now that was an act of sarcasm

    • @mygoogaa12
      @mygoogaa12 4 года назад +5

      I don't take no shit from anyone

    • @noxxiaa
      @noxxiaa 4 года назад +1

      Gaming circle ⭕️

  • @Jejkobbb
    @Jejkobbb 4 года назад +3860

    I heard that everyone that owns a Flyingkitty plushie instantly becomes super cool and rich

    • @unapibarandomxd7129
      @unapibarandomxd7129 4 года назад +132

      _Indeed._

    • @disownedrock
      @disownedrock 4 года назад +35

      notice me shrekpai

    • @crtik_
      @crtik_ 4 года назад +13

      Lies. Oh, I have one nvm

    • @zeiadhelmy931
      @zeiadhelmy931 4 года назад +4

      Get ouutta my recommendation

    • @smichel869
      @smichel869 4 года назад +3

      Disowned Rock
      Why do I keep seeing these profile pictures

  • @toad2687
    @toad2687 3 года назад +75

    1:06
    me winning the try not to make poop jokes challenge

  • @fy-b05bautistareccamari60
    @fy-b05bautistareccamari60 4 года назад +324

    "Try not to make poop jokes challenge #2"
    *Realizes he made a poop joke just by saying "#2"*

    • @iguanotorious9806
      @iguanotorious9806 4 года назад +15

      FBI: Delete that right now.

    • @ekgbrolarekg1182
      @ekgbrolarekg1182 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @firstname8044
      @firstname8044 4 года назад

      Poop joke #3 ruclips.net/video/-JiA_5Uu4Rc/видео.html

    • @sinuk1182
      @sinuk1182 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/2SPsvfoYIYw/видео.html

    • @emilpersidski
      @emilpersidski 4 года назад

      @XXDestroyer 2099XX Number 2 is a euphemism for defication.

  • @rolandman2
    @rolandman2 4 года назад +2659

    Therapist: pet the markiplier isnt real, he cant hurt you
    Pet the markiplier:
    2:00

  • @durablewatermark
    @durablewatermark 4 года назад +189

    "NO DON'T TURN ME INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE-"
    *FlyingKitty Plushie available now*

  • @craigeeboyx2037
    @craigeeboyx2037 2 года назад +30

    1:33 favourite part of the vid

  • @daylord3860
    @daylord3860 4 года назад +909

    Imagine...
    Markiplier being patted on the head while smiling for not making poop jokes for 4 seconds
    *its horrifying*

    • @asdad9157
      @asdad9157 4 года назад

      YellowBoi GD g

    • @lukethelegend9705
      @lukethelegend9705 4 года назад +14

      And imagine Markiplier playing GTA San Andreas.
      And he just starts running over people in a car while laughing, but on the outside he’s just emotionless.
      *It’s horrifying.*

    • @mr.pickle526
      @mr.pickle526 4 года назад +5

      thats crazy, the BUTTS

    • @haroldchung2210
      @haroldchung2210 3 года назад

      lol

    • @TheSpleefist
      @TheSpleefist 2 года назад

      @@mr.pickle526 *ding dong*

  • @mallisme6656
    @mallisme6656 3 года назад +1412

    2:25 markiplier actually breaks his foot a year later
    me instantly: *h m m m*

    • @mkpinganYT
      @mkpinganYT 3 года назад +43

      This isn't the first time he predicted futire

    • @margaritabanushi10
      @margaritabanushi10 3 года назад +24

      He broke his ass

    • @itszahin1244
      @itszahin1244 3 года назад +4

      this is how he has broken his foot for first time

    • @Infixation
      @Infixation 3 года назад +1

      Fun fact: He maybe originated SUS

    • @gigabyte6614
      @gigabyte6614 3 года назад +1

      @@Infixation no, it's been around since the early 2000s, it always meant suspicious

  • @ZastavaM78
    @ZastavaM78 4 года назад +281

    Kanye West: Water
    Tommy:TOWEL
    Markiplier: *BIKE*

    • @normalperson3566
      @normalperson3566 4 года назад +3

      @Revita dude, I know you want to get popular like PewDiePie, but this is totally getting yourself hate. Self promoting is a bad thing to do. You need to stop doing this, just upload good content by yourself. Not by self-promoting.

    • @kingoftikathali7630
      @kingoftikathali7630 4 года назад +3

      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    • @normalperson3566
      @normalperson3566 4 года назад

      @@kingoftikathali7630 yay

    • @chclt_thndr
      @chclt_thndr 4 года назад

      @@normalperson3566 exactly that’s what everyone has been trying to tell him

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 4 года назад

      Dr. Phil: Meme Rememe

  • @pptelevisionpp2683
    @pptelevisionpp2683 Год назад +49

    1:01 I bursted out laughing so hard

  • @adrianamartin4492
    @adrianamartin4492 3 года назад +498

    2:24 this was killing me

  • @LE_DHE_D
    @LE_DHE_D 4 года назад +1898

    This should’ve been called “markiplier gets a bike”.

  • @yankees.hub99
    @yankees.hub99 4 года назад +483

    Markiplier: *has a mental breakdown*
    Me after seeing this: *has a mental breakdown*

    • @shinchannakamura6
      @shinchannakamura6 4 года назад

      OMG It's really awesome ,wtf, everyone see this guys 😂🤣👇👇
      ruclips.net/video/WE7TQAz1cpU/видео.html

    • @rexthegamergembox
      @rexthegamergembox 4 года назад +4

      𝕪𝕖𝕤𝕖𝕟'𝕥

    • @sinuk1182
      @sinuk1182 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/zIrzxOHjars/видео.html

    • @ness2965
      @ness2965 4 года назад

      @@shinchannakamura6 uuugh, bots

    • @kaichiku6335
      @kaichiku6335 4 года назад +1

      Daydream : has a mental break after seeing this
      Me : has a mental breakdown reading this

  • @carl9666
    @carl9666 3 года назад +44

    0:10 me bragging about my new mountain bike to my friends

  • @Civilized_Yankee
    @Civilized_Yankee 4 года назад +623

    1:14 When you accidentally slam the door after an argument with your parents

  • @aroalgezion5299
    @aroalgezion5299 4 года назад +872

    "imagine seeing a bike...and a man...in the middle of the road..."
    *It's horrifying*

    • @NomadKolibria
      @NomadKolibria 4 года назад +13

      What does this have to do with the bike?

    • @SirAlbertoo
      @SirAlbertoo 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/8iJV7lX5HAo/видео.html comments

    • @lfadhel4627
      @lfadhel4627 4 года назад

      Im ready

    • @monetized2545
      @monetized2545 4 года назад +2

      I know but...

    • @Roundless
      @Roundless 4 года назад +3

      You know i don't

  • @steftegxbox2649
    @steftegxbox2649 4 года назад +350

    2:17 "THAT'S CRAZY " ..... "THE BUTTS" i laughed so hard at this XD

  • @pidgeydabird
    @pidgeydabird 3 года назад +88

    1:04 literally laughed at that moment

  • @justacasualchannel2691
    @justacasualchannel2691 4 года назад +649

    0:58 this whole thing made me laugh.

  • @guestonlyforpleasantpeople5291
    @guestonlyforpleasantpeople5291 3 года назад +117

    1:58 Good Boy Markiplier

  • @J4sonLeeYT
    @J4sonLeeYT 4 года назад +484

    2:27 my fav part

  • @stuhff8169
    @stuhff8169 Год назад +17

    Bruh the last bit had me wheezing. "In an active desperation I tweeted at youtube, and they responded saying NO" lmao. Hit different after watching the actual vid

  • @kayvarnissraki8631
    @kayvarnissraki8631 3 года назад +245

    1:15 when I'm laggy in a game

    • @3Dwins.
      @3Dwins. 3 года назад +2

      Lol good one me to

  • @lazylavalamp8015
    @lazylavalamp8015 4 года назад +238

    In case you want the music from 1:06, It's called "Sounds for the supermarket 1 (1975)"

  • @splonglebob374
    @splonglebob374 4 года назад +258

    0:32 is the best story I have ever heard with a heart warming ending

    • @duoz9984
      @duoz9984 4 года назад +5

      Ikr

    • @zar1536
      @zar1536 3 года назад +24

      "Its horrifying."

    • @Arqadessecondbrain
      @Arqadessecondbrain Год назад +5

      @@zar1536now imagine SpongeBob saying he is always ready to thrown down then he beats him up

    • @zar1536
      @zar1536 Год назад +4

      @@Arqadessecondbrain and then later, he says he's always ready to get down. Then he starts beating him off.

    • @Arqadessecondbrain
      @Arqadessecondbrain Год назад +3

      @@zar1536 it’s horrifying now what does this have to do with the bike WHO KNOWS

  • @nikki6586
    @nikki6586 Год назад +14

    1:10 "Try not to make Poop jokes Challenge"
    RUclips: Welp, time to get demonitize this

  • @Flipsie27
    @Flipsie27 4 года назад +318

    But, what does this have to do with the bike?

  • @kouhai4012
    @kouhai4012 3 года назад +809

    1:32 I come for this and gets me everytime

    • @manglicious
      @manglicious 3 года назад +27

      !

    • @NotJohnTanner
      @NotJohnTanner 3 года назад +27

      @@manglicious FIRE AHH!

    • @manglicious
      @manglicious 3 года назад +13

      @@NotJohnTanner UAhHhHHAhhaHaHAAHHHHH *fart sound*

    • @NotJohnTanner
      @NotJohnTanner 3 года назад +14

      @@manglicious we need to get him to the hospitel

    • @manglicious
      @manglicious 3 года назад +14

      @@NotJohnTanner nah, you're cool holmes

  • @DragonSoulMusic
    @DragonSoulMusic 4 года назад +453

    Imagine... Mr Moist having a mental breakdown. Horrifying.

    • @firstname8044
      @firstname8044 4 года назад +4

      This is Mr Moist actually having a mental breakdown ruclips.net/video/-JiA_5Uu4Rc/видео.html

    • @DragonSoulMusic
      @DragonSoulMusic 4 года назад +14

      @@firstname8044 stahp

    • @LucarioFan999
      @LucarioFan999 4 года назад +10

      @@firstname8044 stop, i cant fail no simp september

    • @yourlawyer3305
      @yourlawyer3305 4 года назад

      First Name yo wtf is this!? Stop clickbaiting me to cringe videos!!

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 4 года назад +1

      Dragon Soul how original

  • @metalhead8659
    @metalhead8659 Год назад +6

    1:28. I just realized that this is actually a legendary statement from Arnold Schwarzenegger!

  • @lockefosho46
    @lockefosho46 4 года назад +263

    **Meanwhile on the recommended page**
    RUclips: "How would you rate this video?"
    Me: "It's horrifying."

    • @shinchannakamura6
      @shinchannakamura6 4 года назад

      OMG It's really awesome ,wtf, everyone see this guys 😂🤣👇👇
      ruclips.net/video/WE7TQAz1cpU/видео.html

    • @sinuk1182
      @sinuk1182 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/zIrzxOHjars/видео.html

    • @188_ZT
      @188_ZT 4 года назад

      @@EnergyA9 good joke

    • @188_ZT
      @188_ZT 4 года назад

      @@EnergyA9 np

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 года назад +845

    Markiplier: _Makes a series video_
    Flying Kitty:

  • @jack-k6p
    @jack-k6p Месяц назад +8

    1:03 my last braincells before a leap test

  • @guitarsolo.
    @guitarsolo. 3 года назад +746

    Me trying to describe one of my nightmares: 0:30

  • @10.ikadekanandadwipayadnya83
    @10.ikadekanandadwipayadnya83 4 года назад +259

    *cat with wings plushie*
    "I want the real flyingkitty plushie"
    *flyingkitty's profile pic 3d printed*
    "Perfection"

  • @hiyahiya3491
    @hiyahiya3491 4 года назад +253

    0:17
    *"I can't show you the bike"*
    * _Litterally shows the bike while 👌👌👌_ *

    • @PovidisII
      @PovidisII 4 года назад +5

      Johny, Get my *B I K E*

    • @foxboyxx7677
      @foxboyxx7677 4 года назад +2

      The new me BIKE

    • @foxboyxx7677
      @foxboyxx7677 4 года назад +2

      Meme

    • @CCCP-9214
      @CCCP-9214 4 года назад +1

      How to walk like Putin ruclips.net/video/6S9Zf7GQk54/видео.html

  • @JoelSFM
    @JoelSFM Год назад +24

    0:11 every pokemon trainer in the existence (except for gen 9)

  • @juancarlosenriquezescobar7294
    @juancarlosenriquezescobar7294 4 года назад +3375

    Its normal to hear the “BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN” part of the jojo openin “great days”

    • @nysshoku0001
      @nysshoku0001 4 года назад +33

      Damn I was gonna make that joke.

    • @Mister--Ferry
      @Mister--Ferry 4 года назад +107

      Non jojo fans be like haha yeah giorno joestar is the best

    • @zulkufli2015
      @zulkufli2015 4 года назад +58

      @@Mister--Ferry non jojo fan be like : haha funny anime meme

    • @Robert-vq8fl
      @Robert-vq8fl 4 года назад +29

      Markplayer bite za dusto

    • @Mister--Ferry
      @Mister--Ferry 4 года назад +15

      @@Robert-vq8fl well thats what happens if jotaro keeps talking 30min. In his 2 second time stop

  • @JontyMaster
    @JontyMaster 4 года назад +458

    Teacher: As a journalist, you need to speak well. Do you stutter?
    That one student: 0:55

  • @Panpanmc4
    @Panpanmc4 4 года назад +259

    My Math Teacher after explaining the lesson for the 4th time already: “Do you understand now?“
    Me: "0:55"

    • @nikec8101
      @nikec8101 4 года назад +4

      @Revita why,

    • @nikec8101
      @nikec8101 4 года назад +4

      Yeah, thats exactly me

    • @ninjacoolroblox2596
      @ninjacoolroblox2596 4 года назад

      @Revita ruclips.net/video/cRriLTBDlgM/видео.html

    • @wuz9plus10
      @wuz9plus10 4 года назад

      @Revita oh its a advertisment bot

    • @nikec8101
      @nikec8101 4 года назад

      @@ninjacoolroblox2596 nice 1 lol

  • @aguywhojustexists
    @aguywhojustexists 2 года назад +9

    “This all started last night, When I was taking a dump and making dinner”. -Markiplier 2020.

  • @metalizedLV
    @metalizedLV 4 года назад +553

    CJ: gets shot
    Mark: that's crazy, the butts

    • @manoputer
      @manoputer 4 года назад +12

      I got a pizza here

    • @EddyFusilli
      @EddyFusilli 4 года назад +8

      Best part! which has been in my head for days lmao

    • @mr.medic4580
      @mr.medic4580 4 года назад +4

      FOK

    • @mr.medic4580
      @mr.medic4580 4 года назад +6

      Oh my ess

    • @JAVASTRONIVLA
      @JAVASTRONIVLA 4 года назад

      @imdedgoaway bye
      Its obvious...
      Are you new in the internet?

  • @BereniceSalas420
    @BereniceSalas420 4 года назад +639

    He better make “flyingkitty has a mental breakdown”

    • @caise789
      @caise789 4 года назад +6

      Pewdiepie*

    • @sinuk1182
      @sinuk1182 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/2SPsvfoYIYw/видео.html

    • @GameplayArena1
      @GameplayArena1 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/e_R-hFASaPw/видео.html

    • @buggsmalone8178
      @buggsmalone8178 4 года назад +1

      Caise789 He already did

    • @firstname8044
      @firstname8044 4 года назад +2

      Flying kitty mental breakdown ruclips.net/video/-JiA_5Uu4Rc/видео.html

  • @autonomousfortune753
    @autonomousfortune753 4 года назад +280

    Whats next “RUclips HAS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN”

  • @cddoesstuff
    @cddoesstuff 3 года назад +23

    0:16 s a t i s f i e d

  • @user-su8sv7yv8t
    @user-su8sv7yv8t 4 года назад +1423

    Kpop fans be like:
    "which is cuter?"
    1:44 (pause)

    • @spiko-ou3bp
      @spiko-ou3bp 4 года назад +23

      Original comments 😂

    • @grshift
      @grshift 4 года назад +8

      Lol😂

    • @Uraniumpage09
      @Uraniumpage09 4 года назад +6

      @OwenTheGamerTV one on h Th r tight

    • @FreddyFen
      @FreddyFen 4 года назад +31

      Makes it even funnier knowing Mark is half South Korean

    • @cagegirll
      @cagegirll 4 года назад +7

      i’m a kpop fan but this made me giggle

  • @ModernArtGaming
    @ModernArtGaming 4 года назад +261

    0:50 what teachers say after they tell you to do a random question

    • @sunnyyy1437
      @sunnyyy1437 3 года назад +7

      As my Degenerate Weeb side is screaming more loud i can say that the anime on your profile pic is awesome

    • @thesoldier7259
      @thesoldier7259 3 года назад

      The question: what is ጋዪዘቻጋነዘቻ ÷ የዒዘቿጌሸጎ + ጕሠዘጌሸጋነ

    • @unapersona8352
      @unapersona8352 2 года назад +2

      @@thesoldier7259 I mean I do but y'know I don't but I do but y'know I don't but I do but I don't but I do but I don't......

    • @WXYWork
      @WXYWork 4 месяца назад

      ​@@unapersona8352( f a r t )
      penis.

  • @matthisonthegamer6167
    @matthisonthegamer6167 3 года назад +152

    1:05 idky i love this part

  • @Choccy_Donut
    @Choccy_Donut 2 года назад +4

    Infinite bike glitch: talk about them and you’ll get another one.

  • @mcwarrior_84
    @mcwarrior_84 3 года назад +1566

    2:05 Made me die of laughter. Idk why.
    Edit: Holy Crap! 1K likes?!

  • @varanova6086
    @varanova6086 4 года назад +560

    FlyingKitty is a guy who improves his YTP'S so much, it never stops getting better

    • @ystech541
      @ystech541 4 года назад +2

      What is the full form of YTP ?? please tell mr

    • @Trisintas
      @Trisintas 4 года назад +7

      @@ystech541 RUclips Poop

    • @strykestroke5704
      @strykestroke5704 4 года назад

      YS TECH RUclips poop

    • @ystech541
      @ystech541 4 года назад

      Thank you guys!!😊
      Well I also guessed correctly!

    • @CJ_lulz
      @CJ_lulz 4 года назад +1

      U do realise he is pewdiepie

  • @stefanpodpieraMathTips
    @stefanpodpieraMathTips 4 года назад +196

    If he did "Logan Paul has a mental breakdown" he would just need any of his old vlogs and use that entire video.

    • @serjgaming1622
      @serjgaming1622 4 года назад +12

      No, he would just edit him to act like a normal human. Because if his normal is mental breakdown, than the mental breakdown version of that would be normal.

    • @rederic7192
      @rederic7192 4 года назад +4

      Well you are right, but
      you are not wrong

    • @ethanos1225
      @ethanos1225 4 года назад

      He already has KSI and Logan have mental breakdowns

  • @aidankessler9498
    @aidankessler9498 Год назад +41

    "What does this have to do with the bike?"
    "WHO KNOWWSS?!"
    Kills me everytime😂

    • @kayscott3374
      @kayscott3374 Год назад +1

      I mean I do but you know I don't

  • @anonymous06532
    @anonymous06532 4 года назад +98

    Next leaked video: RUclips has a Mental Breakdown

    • @InterlacedTech
      @InterlacedTech 4 года назад +1

      *FoR StUpID GuYz LiKe Me!*
      *ruclips.net/video/aHfOXmbbH4U/видео.html*

    • @InterlacedTech
      @InterlacedTech 4 года назад +1

      @Revita hey stop and watch this

    • @InterlacedTech
      @InterlacedTech 4 года назад +1

      @Revita *FoR StUpID GuYz LiKe Me!*
      *ruclips.net/video/aHfOXmbbH4U/видео.html*
      I watched ur video

    • @anonymous06532
      @anonymous06532 4 года назад +2

      @Revita Nice I'm not falling into your Rick roll

    • @itsAGMbtw
      @itsAGMbtw 4 года назад +1

      @@InterlacedTech i clicked the link and now i am watching FlyingKitty playing Among Us and the name of the video is Markiplier has a mental breakdown

  • @xandercage4994
    @xandercage4994 4 года назад +150

    Alcohol doesn't effect my kids
    *21 years later:*

    • @sinuk1182
      @sinuk1182 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/zIrzxOHjars/видео.html

  • @hatsunemiku8
    @hatsunemiku8 3 года назад +98

    1:43 I need a greenscreen of this, it's a really useful thing for editing

  • @u1tranatoryt323
    @u1tranatoryt323 Год назад +4

    1:32, I find this hilarious for some reason