3:13 ...Oh Jesus, if that WAS the case, it'd make her death 100x worse in the stupidest way. "Gretchen died... because she didn't have a landing strategy when I launched her off the cliff with the other trainees. Even now, I can remember seeing her bounce off several boulders."
I’m kind of concerned at how Ozpin can just take over Oscar who can’t do nothing about it. Also Oscar should just get Windows 10 he should get a discount since he is technically a student
Salem is not responsible for the actions of the Grimm. She does not control them en masse. Guess who created the Grimm? A being that's on Ozpin's side...
Soarel Yeah with the younger brother was still kinda a dick and before humans were created. Though siding with the closest thing to the devil and attacking a girl about his sister's age is kinda hypocritical.
Nora threw herself at him, did you miss him explicitly saying that he didn't want to fight her? And she's not "the closest thing to the devil". Stop judging her on appearances. He's sided with the person whose plan is to liberate Remnant from Ozpin.
that was my thoughts exactly. hazel is a hypocrite when he killed those hunters who also had family and now he became something he hated about ozpin. sheer hypocrisy
This is without a doubt the most references I've ever written into a video. Can you catch them all? EDIT: Alright, time's up, class! Here are all the references: 0:20 - Star Wars (1977) Ozpin is trying to use Obi Wan's Jedi mindtrick to make Hazel forget about him. Unfortunately Remnant's Aura system doesn't quite equate to The Force. 0:23 - The Wizard of Oz (1939) When Toto the dog unveils the wizard, he says "pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!" But, like here with Ozpin, the jig is up. 2:24 - Full Metal Alchemist (2003). This one's a little more obscure, Oscar says "Brother. "This is a reference to the Vic Mignona (Qrow) and Aaron Dismuke (Oscar) who portray Ed and Al in the English dub. 2:29 - DBZ Abridged. Piccolo often berates Gohan for his inability to dodge incoming danger, forcing others to take action and take the hit for him. 2:43 - RWBY. The RWBY Fandom is notorious for coming up with theories that are super far-fetched. 3:12 - RWBY. In Volume 1 the students being initiated are thrown off a cliff and told they must prepare their own "landing strategy." 4:14 - South Park Bigger, Longer, Uncut (1999) - In the film the American general is explaining his battle plan when his hologram projector is haunted by Saddam Hussein and suddenly fails. He exclaims "F***ing Windows 98! Get Bill Gates in here!" This is ironic since 98 was arguably the best Windows OS of the 90s. 4:45 - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - When Harry meets Dumbledore for the last time at King's Cross, the headmaster leaves Harry with these sage words.
Crumbling Cube wizard of oz, Harry Potter, windows 98's blue screen of death, all the RWBY season 5 jokes and Summer Rose theory. Plus true landing strategy joke. I think this video in this series might be my favorite. I kinda wish this happened in the show, it was better than what we got this season. I hope you do more of these for season 6.
Missed a couple, but you got most of them. Thanks! I do think V5 is the weakest writing-wise, but hopefully they'll bring it back in V6 which we'll be covering. EDIT: I'll release a full official list of all references made in a couple of days. Just to let some others have a guess.
Really? Summer Rose Death theory is the farfetched one? Please, I can come up with even dumber before breakfast. Just as one example, I once posited that Adam was actually a Grimm faunus (still have this in my maybe-it'll-happen list). I got grief for days after sharing that on Facebook.
This episode of RWBY thoughts made me laugh harder than I've ever laughed in my life, it's currently 7:32 am where I live and I nearly choked on my cereal 🤣
Theory: It sounds like Gretchen chose to be there. Hazel hates himself because he chose not to be there. But he won’t admit it because it’s easier t hate Ozpin.
4:34 I expect a reference coming.... 4:36 Wait 4:40 DID HE JUST REFERENCE HARRY POTTER!?!?! OMG OSCAR IS DUMBLEDORE CONFIRMED, ALSO UR A WIZARD, OSCAR!!!! Phew, I got my fan girling out. Edit: wow, this comment got highlighted? Okay, thanks.
Look I get Hazel is pissed for the death of his sister but Oz is really not to blame, and killing his reincarnated forms will do nothing... unless you have the means to kill a soul... you’re just waistingntime and effort for an accident that was no one’s true fault
Ok how the hell is Hazel so durable? His semblance is only stopping pain so how does he seemingly block Qrow’s sword without taking any damage to his aura? Is it the dust?
According to the wiki, he has a very high aura regen rate. Not sure where that comes from since there's no citation on it. But in theory, he could have kept tanking them forever.
Crumbling Cube wait, there are different rates at which aura can regenerate? So are we talking he can get all of his aura back in a few minutes meaning he can still be swarmed and killed, or are we talking seconds? Because one is way more acceptable than the other.
@@beatzdyer By the looks of it, yeah. We know people can have variable amounts from Jaune and Pyrrha's conversation in V1, so it's not a stretch to assume people can regen at different rates too. It looks like aura per second regen. Kind of like in an MMO when a bunch of noobs try to swarm a high level player.
Crumbling Cube so the question is is there a regency delay once ones aura hits zero because of not then this guy is almost impossible to kill(if he is actually regenerating aura at like 3 points a second or something), it would have also made it impossible for the lancer queen to stab him and pull him back if it were that high without some form of delay...I feel like I’m thinking about this way too much. The morale of the story is that the writers need to figure out how aura works, create a constant, and then tell us.
At the beginning of the video when Hazel says Oscar/Ozpin will die over and over again, they (precious cinnamon roll & remanant dumbledore) both should've said "you're saying that like I haven't died too many damn times already. Bitch get on my level." But that's just my input. anyway good day.
oscar: "well see how that holds up in court, your honor that kid had a 10,000 year old spirt in his head thats why i killed him" The police: guys this is a 411 we got a man on drugs(dust) he needs jail time and rehab ozpin: OSCAR
You know from what's explained Ozpins soul does a weird fusion with his hosts becoming one and this did get me thinking. Is his personality we see his actual one or a byproduct of constantly changing.
I laughed very much at the landing strategy and the part where Oscar crashed. These guys are what would happen if Team Fourstar ran this channel and I love it!
Here rewatching, and I'd just want to say that it's my head cannon that Hazel was so okat with hurting Oscar because the dust impaired his judgment, much like real drugs. Otherwise his decision to help him later doesn't make much sense.
I actually wonder if Ozpin DID have a hand in Summer Rose's death? Now that would actually give Ruby some development, and finally effing prove that Ozpin is a wolf in sheep's clothing.
"She... didn't have a landing strategy... did she?" I laughed way harder than I probably should have 😂
Que memories of Jaun in 3...2...1...
Windryder omg... now that you mention it, I wonder what could've happened if Pyrrha didn't throw here spear to catch Jaune
The trees play catch!
Don't forget your wacky glasses.
He would'a died. After all he didn't even have his aura unlocked at that point in time.
3:13 ...Oh Jesus, if that WAS the case, it'd make her death 100x worse in the stupidest way. "Gretchen died... because she didn't have a landing strategy when I launched her off the cliff with the other trainees. Even now, I can remember seeing her bounce off several boulders."
I'm seriously imagining pinball sounds and ending with a "tilt" sign
See Freddy vs Jason for a visual
Yay! It's finally here!
"Ozpin! You thought you could hide from me?!" "...Uh. This is not the spirit you're looking for."
4:14 Oscar.exe has stopped working. please Reboot.
L30n G that cracked me up. 😂
You think windows 98 is bad?
Windows 10 sucks allmost as much as windows 8. And that one sucks harder than (refuses to finish this joke)
I’m kind of concerned at how Ozpin can just take over Oscar who can’t do nothing about it. Also Oscar should just get Windows 10 he should get a discount since he is technically a student
Windows 10 has Cortana, who is voiced by Jen Taylor, who also voices Salem. 10 is a no-go-zone for Oz.
Kamen Rider Oz-Gear bruh just get kali linux.
do you know whats funny twwo souls cant exist in the same body so probly oscar is gonna be no more
lucas caulfield
Actually the two merge into one. This creates a implication that the Ozpin we know has gone through different personality swifts.
sorry didn't know that its just the foreshadowing from volume one with the man with two souls fighting for control plus its just a theory
Oscar soul is a computer somehow that makes sense
Jason Duncan wow
Hazel: she was only a child!
Me: I wonder if uh... Well she was killed by a Grimm *cough cough* gobbled up by the evil witch
Salem is not responsible for the actions of the Grimm. She does not control them en masse. Guess who created the Grimm? A being that's on Ozpin's side...
Soarel
Yeah with the younger brother was still kinda a dick and before humans were created. Though siding with the closest thing to the devil and attacking a girl about his sister's age is kinda hypocritical.
Soarel Salem tells the Grimm what to do.
No she doesn't. She can direct small groups with Seers but that's it. She is not responsible for any Grimm other than the ones at Beacon.
Nora threw herself at him, did you miss him explicitly saying that he didn't want to fight her? And she's not "the closest thing to the devil". Stop judging her on appearances. He's sided with the person whose plan is to liberate Remnant from Ozpin.
I hope that the actual backstory is in fact Gretchen lacking a landing strategy and having fake manuscripts like jaune.
I wouldn’t be surprised.
Oh I'm pretty sure it's all his fault, either as a teammate or in the same way he's more or less responsible to her death Summer Rose.
3:55 EXACTLY! OSCAR GETS IT!
L30n G IKR
That's the best line😂 That happens way too often in shows.
that was my thoughts exactly. hazel is a hypocrite when he killed those hunters who also had family and now he became something he hated about ozpin. sheer hypocrisy
Hazel? Hypocrisy isn't a good look for you.
The stab at the Summer Rose theory had me laughing for a bit.
"Do not pity the dead Oscar-. Pity the living, and above all- those who live without love" Ozpin 2018
Well technically professor Dumbledore said that first.
0:52 I died at this part Oscar baby boy run and don't look back
This is without a doubt the most references I've ever written into a video. Can you catch them all?
EDIT: Alright, time's up, class! Here are all the references:
0:20 - Star Wars (1977) Ozpin is trying to use Obi Wan's Jedi mindtrick to make Hazel forget about him. Unfortunately Remnant's Aura system doesn't quite equate to The Force.
0:23 - The Wizard of Oz (1939) When Toto the dog unveils the wizard, he says "pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!" But, like here with Ozpin, the jig is up.
2:24 - Full Metal Alchemist (2003). This one's a little more obscure, Oscar says "Brother. "This is a reference to the Vic Mignona (Qrow) and Aaron Dismuke (Oscar) who portray Ed and Al in the English dub.
2:29 - DBZ Abridged. Piccolo often berates Gohan for his inability to dodge incoming danger, forcing others to take action and take the hit for him.
2:43 - RWBY. The RWBY Fandom is notorious for coming up with theories that are super far-fetched.
3:12 - RWBY. In Volume 1 the students being initiated are thrown off a cliff and told they must prepare their own "landing strategy."
4:14 - South Park Bigger, Longer, Uncut (1999) - In the film the American general is explaining his battle plan when his hologram projector is haunted by Saddam Hussein and suddenly fails. He exclaims "F***ing Windows 98! Get Bill Gates in here!" This is ironic since 98 was arguably the best Windows OS of the 90s.
4:45 - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - When Harry meets Dumbledore for the last time at King's Cross, the headmaster leaves Harry with these sage words.
Crumbling Cube wizard of oz, Harry Potter, windows 98's blue screen of death, all the RWBY season 5 jokes and Summer Rose theory. Plus true landing strategy joke. I think this video in this series might be my favorite. I kinda wish this happened in the show, it was better than what we got this season. I hope you do more of these for season 6.
Missed a couple, but you got most of them. Thanks! I do think V5 is the weakest writing-wise, but hopefully they'll bring it back in V6 which we'll be covering.
EDIT: I'll release a full official list of all references made in a couple of days. Just to let some others have a guess.
Crumbling Cube And DODGE!!! from DBZ abridged.
Really? Summer Rose Death theory is the farfetched one? Please, I can come up with even dumber before breakfast. Just as one example, I once posited that Adam was actually a Grimm faunus (still have this in my maybe-it'll-happen list). I got grief for days after sharing that on Facebook.
What Ruby thinks of raven
Damn it Ozpin, we're supposed to be able to draw a line between you and Dumbledore and you're making that quite difficult.
Lololol OZPIN WAS DUMBLEDORE IN A PAST LIFE CONFIRMED
Mierra Sanders I think they were room mates
@@karlhyetravelerofworlds or besties
@@karlhyetravelerofworlds
Oh my God they were roomates
Did Ozpin just quote Harry Potter at the end
Yes. Yes he did.
And HP theme music at the end.
Christoper Putt YES!!😂😂👌👌
He did
Alec Byrd him and Dumbledore was room mates
"AHA The Ozpin had a hand in Summer Roses death theory is correct
Has anyone else noticed how eerily similar Hazel and Ozcar look? Like.... They look really similar. Just me? Okay then...
That landing strategy joke though 😂
4:15
1:24 i just realized Ozpin's voice is also Agent Washington's
When Qrow got flung to the side, I heard Ruby yelling “Birdy no!” In the backround XD
4:42 is that Harry Potter music in the background?? It probably isn't but it sounds like Harry Potter music to me
It is a Harry Potter reference. Dumbledore said it somewhere, can't remember when.
+crazydude09ful Deathly Hallows when Harry sees Dumbledore at Kings Cross
Yes it is HP music
grimlord 0818 it is
4:08 thought this only worked on Penny
Oof this aged strangely
Oscar is in need of a software upgrade. Lol
4:15
This episode of RWBY thoughts made me laugh harder than I've ever laughed in my life, it's currently 7:32 am where I live and I nearly choked on my cereal 🤣
Oscar:*ah ha! So the ozpin had a part in summers death was true!*
Ozpin:*put the tin foil down Oscar*
Also: ozpin:*uh this is not the spirit your looking for, do not pay any attention to the voice inside this boys head, oh it won't work will it*
2:28 Is that a Dragon Ball reference of Piccolo and Gohan?
Piccolo: DODGE
I like the fact that when Oscar leaned, the truth of Hazel grudge against Ozpin. He stared using his brain over bronze.
Ozpin: Oscar, why don’t you dodge?!
Piccolo: you also having some problems with that? Keep at it. He will get it at some point
3:11 it’s one in the morning here and I’m cracking up laughing! 😂😂 that was great!
1:16
This looks so weird and makes me laugh more than it should
Ozpin is Dumbledore confirmed.
0:49 i just realized this but hazel sounds like a call of duty zombies scream
Anyone else think part of the issue was that Gretchen was also brought in early?
Theory: It sounds like Gretchen chose to be there. Hazel hates himself because he chose not to be there. But he won’t admit it because it’s easier t hate Ozpin.
Did anyone else hear the Harry Potter score before the "fade in?"
4:34
I expect a reference coming....
4:36
Wait
4:40
DID HE JUST REFERENCE HARRY POTTER!?!?! OMG OSCAR IS DUMBLEDORE CONFIRMED, ALSO UR A WIZARD, OSCAR!!!!
Phew, I got my fan girling out.
Edit: wow, this comment got highlighted? Okay, thanks.
We need a What Raven really thinks about... Episode!
4:14 now he’s Leonard Watch! He has donned the Allseeing Eyes of the Gods
the blue screen over oscars eyes.. i died
Piccolo: Oscar, why - didn't - you - DOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Yo that ending was deep
Look I get Hazel is pissed for the death of his sister but Oz is really not to blame, and killing his reincarnated forms will do nothing... unless you have the means to kill a soul... you’re just waistingntime and effort for an accident that was no one’s true fault
Yup
Honestly y’all’s voice acting for Oscar and Ozpin is reallygood
Thanks, appreciate that!
Love that harry potter music at the end
Ok how the hell is Hazel so durable? His semblance is only stopping pain so how does he seemingly block Qrow’s sword without taking any damage to his aura? Is it the dust?
According to the wiki, he has a very high aura regen rate. Not sure where that comes from since there's no citation on it. But in theory, he could have kept tanking them forever.
Crumbling Cube wait, there are different rates at which aura can regenerate? So are we talking he can get all of his aura back in a few minutes meaning he can still be swarmed and killed, or are we talking seconds? Because one is way more acceptable than the other.
@@beatzdyer By the looks of it, yeah. We know people can have variable amounts from Jaune and Pyrrha's conversation in V1, so it's not a stretch to assume people can regen at different rates too. It looks like aura per second regen. Kind of like in an MMO when a bunch of noobs try to swarm a high level player.
Crumbling Cube so the question is is there a regency delay once ones aura hits zero because of not then this guy is almost impossible to kill(if he is actually regenerating aura at like 3 points a second or something), it would have also made it impossible for the lancer queen to stab him and pull him back if it were that high without some form of delay...I feel like I’m thinking about this way too much. The morale of the story is that the writers need to figure out how aura works, create a constant, and then tell us.
“Oscar you imputed child your making a protagonist speech now
Honestly that’s the most logical thing Ozpin has done I mean seriously
she... didn't have a landing strategy, did she?
Favorite line, cause its probably true XD
Lol. You hit every single problem this part of the story had. Great work, man! Keep it up.
Can someone get Prof. Ozpin A Windows 10? That works better than whatever he did at 4:10
No can do. Cortana is voiced by Jen Taylor who also voices Salem. Windows 98 is Oz's preferred OS.
DO RED VS BLUE WHAT CHURCH REALLY THINKS OF TUCKER
Once again you've gone and done it" made the greatest parody I've ever seen" said the guy who has seen way too many
Thanks! We're always looking to outdo ourselves with each vid.
At the beginning of the video when Hazel says Oscar/Ozpin will die over and over again, they (precious cinnamon roll & remanant dumbledore) both should've said "you're saying that like I haven't died too many damn times already. Bitch get on my level." But that's just my input. anyway good day.
4:42 Wow.. that was deep
You guys are great!
oscar: "well see how that holds up in court, your honor that kid had a 10,000 year old spirt in his head thats why i killed him"
The police: guys this is a 411 we got a man on drugs(dust) he needs jail time and rehab
ozpin: OSCAR
Still waiting for what Tyrian really thinks
Pay no attention to the voice in the boy's head.
*What oscar thinks of hazel*
oh crap oh crap oh crap
You know from what's explained Ozpins soul does a weird fusion with his hosts becoming one and this did get me thinking. Is his personality we see his actual one or a byproduct of constantly changing.
Who uses Windows 98? *LOL* Oh, Oscar.exe. You poor son. :) Veeeeeery nicely done. Love this one.
0:43 *COD ZOMBIES INTENSIFIES*
I think this might be my favorite it's so funny!
When you realize that Hazel is just Sasuke without Naruto.
1:25 okay that hits different in 2021
Its The second coming of Remnant Dumbledore
*for some reason Piccolo comes in* piccolo: DOOOOOOODGE
Can we have a "What Jaune REALLY thinks of Cinder" or would that be too serious?
Hmm a little too serious, but What Cinder REALLY Thinks of Jaune is in the works.
That works too. Looking forward to it.
yeah, i really hated that scene, i miss the old jaune :(
now he is too edgy
I laughed very much at the landing strategy and the part where Oscar crashed. These guys are what would happen if Team Fourstar ran this channel and I love it!
wait....how did oscar now the excercise?
Hazel sounds like a video game boss
1:25 quarantine be like
I'm honestly wondering if anyone else compared Berserker Lancelot to Hazel
Now think of a screaming match between those two
did anyone else hear some harry potter music around 4:42 seconds?
Lol the theory bit
when ozpin did the hole Windows 98 reference I died lol
Here rewatching, and I'd just want to say that it's my head cannon that Hazel was so okat with hurting Oscar because the dust impaired his judgment, much like real drugs.
Otherwise his decision to help him later doesn't make much sense.
4:30 KAKAROT
hahahahaha! the bluescreen eyes! I am literally dying!!!!!!
I love the whole Ozpin overriding Oscar.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Ah fucking windows 98!"
3:10
First thing I thought
This saved me on a test for some reason thanks Hazel
Ozpin: pay no attention to that voice inside that boys head
Me: heh I get it because he's based off oz the great and powerful
The Oscar, Ozpin ones are my favourite
What Nora is thinking "Ren is cute and pancakes " that take care of Nora for every situation
Oz you are NOT DUMBLEDORE STOP PRETENDING
Obligatory: "How dare you stand where he stood!" quote
Rule one: landing strategy
Ozpin: sorry Oscar but you let me no choice... crtl alt delete task manager kill process Oscar. Exe
Me: that. Was. Awesome
harry potter confirmed
Ozpin all of Volume 5-6-7: "Oscar seriously, this is no time to be a protagonist"
OZZZZZPIIIIIIN!!!!
Hi i really love you're vidoes
Thanks! Glad you like them
Now that I think about it, we didn’t see any parachute in Rwby yet
That's absolutely based on David and the goliath
as a wise man once said
DODGE
Meep
Marie Wilson boop
Do you have a copy of oscar.exe I could have?
Me hearing the Harry Potter theme at the end
I actually wonder if Ozpin DID have a hand in Summer Rose's death? Now that would actually give Ruby some development, and finally effing prove that Ozpin is a wolf in sheep's clothing.
1:22 paused here and it looked goofy