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An SCP that's just a guy who shows up and passive aggressively warns you to stop doing something that WILL lead to your death, but he doesn't say that or imply what it is. He just tells you stop.
Jerma is genuinely a great content creator. I know it's all fun and games calling him a crazy... But it's always great to see him do stuff. I wish he would get more opportunities to do cool stuff. He could do acting.
If you see Jerma and he tells you to stop you better stop,he has an itchy meat grinder hand and he’s not afraid to use it, Meat canyon was lucky he stopped.
The money question part really just seems to prove that Jerma has his own disco elysium style cast of traits in his head mashing all the buttons they can reach.
I like to imagine Jerma as a kind of real life Wild Wasteland perk. Like if you're in Vegas he can just show up in the strangest circumstances, dissapearing shortly after.
wow thats insane!! ive never seen footage of him so clear before. usually it's really blurry or in a small resolution. regardless, thank you for spreading awareness of Hotel Room Andy.
Fun Fact: Jerma has the key to EVERY hotel room in Las Vegas.
H.H Holmes in Vegas 💀
the mayor gave him the key to the city 😭
That's one of his Perks
@@Terracosm he built the whole godamn city
Don't you know?
He owns Las Vegas.😮
Meat has no idea how close he was to death. Imagine being that close to this PSYCHO
And this was just before his spree as well. He is so incredibly lucky.
i can genuinely feel like the bloodlust coming off of him.
And this clip is from after he harnessed the unmatched power of the sun!
Kolesterol is a serial killer more than non-exist famous streamer.
Papa Meat was about to meet the meat grinder.
Trespassing Andy
Trespassing Trevor
Trespassing Jeremy
@@the40kboyz11 Jespassing Jeremy
home invasion henry
@@blair3549 Home Invader Homer
he walks like he's just had 10 hip replacements
He walks like he knows 2 million folks are going to clip and exploit the life out of his ass.
give him a break, he's retired and like, 80 years old.
@@BigBoiCannon hes just givin him some shit dont overthink it lol
*11 hip replacements* after this Cameo.
it's his dummy thicc ass, makes locomotion difficult
If Jerma burst into my room and started telling me to stop I would be pretty freaked out as well.
I check my closet for Jerma every night.
@@lordfreerealestate8302 stop doing that immediately, it will only alert him to your presence
I would be aroused. I just gotta be honest.
@lordfreereailestate8302 you should check your walls too
@@lordfreerealestate8302jim's computer but anytime the closet is opened jerma's face is just there
Jerma is an SCP, he just appears with people I like and I love it.
SCP-985-J
It’s nice of him to not vaporize them like he did those SWAT members
maybe he is the scp 3999
An SCP that's just a guy who shows up and passive aggressively warns you to stop doing something that WILL lead to your death, but he doesn't say that or imply what it is. He just tells you stop.
Cousin Jerma
Jerma is literally acting like a Sim NPC
BAHAHAHAHAHAA
Glorble doop flim schnabble!
It's like someone spam clicked "ask to stop"
this is so fucking funny he literally is the workout coach that would randomly get assigned to ur sims and start screaming at them
Jerma would kill (no pun intended) on a genuine acting project
No pun intended. Meant to be taken literally. This man is a psychopath. Not to be trusted
makes sense, since this man has FAKED every laugh on stream for YEARS
He ate Michael Jackson and now he has his powers
@@FangBoots would that be light meat or dark meat?
I love Jerma but he’s not a good actor
That's what happens when you come here to Las Vegas, jerma appears in your hotel and shits on the floor and does the dinosaur
Everybody in -LA- Las Vegas has an -Andy Dick- Jerma story
stop drop, get on the foor, everybody do the dinosaur 😭
my god, he's like half the size of a normal person.
Papa Meat had just eaten a LOT of beef wellington, so that honestly might have thrown off the sense of scale a bit.
@@CarlMakesVideos the fact that jerma is 5'4" also throws off the scale a bit
His proportions are so off it’s uncanny. He’s my favorite cryptic!(im trapped in the casino basement help)
That's the thing that gets me. Despite being around 174, almost everytime he's on camera he looks like a dwarf.
All his height went to his butt
he looks like a baseball player, fan, and coach fused into one guy
Underrated comment!
The average Bostonian
of course he does, don't you remember the baseball stream?
@@wingedfeline5379 yeah when he shoved a baseball up his ass
he's part of the Red Sex team
I love how he clearly doesn't leave before closing the door. That's my streamer!!!
He snuck into the bathroom to ambush him later. 😢 I'm gonna miss Meats.
You all don't get it. He can TELEPORT
He's just *that* quick
Serial killer move to trick the victim into thinking they’re safe😇
@@meiji.. this made me laugh out loud
He was his sleep paralysis demon
I was half expecting sitcom cheers as Jerma entered the room
Jerma confirmed uses Gordan Ramsey as a puppet to populate my City with restaurants selling okay expensive food
IS JERMA RESPONSIBLE FOR THE PLATE WITH 6 NACHOS FOR $24?!?!?
So this explains why MeatCanyon decided to take a break
He knew he had to stop doing parodies cuz if he did a parody of Jerma or someone that Jerma likes then God would not be able to save him.
jerma actually shows up like this to most youtubers and streamers. he’s an ethereal being.
To be fair, a lot of streamers and tubers need to stop it. Just stop what they're doing.
You have been blessed by the spirit of attention deficits
The jerma hand movements and self cut offs are kino.
Please don't tell me Kino is gonna become a mainstream word now.
@@Acenthus It always was.
Papa meat is so lucky he survived a wild jerma encounter. Glad he made it out safely.
He looks so real
Sadly it was just a hologram. Remember he's not real
Wow, jerma's cgi has gotten really good! A few more appearances and he can just get out of the uncanny valley.
It's crazy how Jerma does this irl.
Wait WTF jerma is real!?
@@omarolmosstudios7060 yeah and he goes around doing this to people.
Wtf I was not expecting this but seeing this Jerma is definitely some sorta demon or advanced being that he can be anywhere with anyone.
mullet andy
Jerma didn’t have time to explain. He had to return those videotapes
I missed the last bus
I take the next train
I try but you see
Jerma it's hard to explain.
(Pause)
[EPIC RHYTHM GUITAR]
Wow, this creature is ABSOLUTELY freaky
Papa meat is horror genius
Jerma is genuinely a great content creator. I know it's all fun and games calling him a crazy... But it's always great to see him do stuff. I wish he would get more opportunities to do cool stuff. He could do acting.
He talks and acts like a cut Always Sunny character
Looool or a curb character
In jerma defense he did not spot him in the wild he spotted him in a private room so it was ok to approach the creator
0:07 crowd cheer sound effect starts playing
i desperately need this vid edited as a sitcom like this
1:21 I hate to see him leave but DAMN that view
This is the scariest thing I've ever seen on meatcanyon's channel
I love how Meat is in bed the entirety of the time Jermas onscreen so we have no idea how short he is.
Judging by the door... very short
When they’re in the same shot and Jerma’s sitting on the edge of the bed, it looks like Meat’s talking to a sentient ventriloquist dummy. Lmao
watch carefully at 1:25!!! he's still in the room!!! that poor man is still in danger!!! :O
Jerma's got a whole bakery that makes him walk all that funky.
His home intrusion skills came in handy
I’m glad he didn’t let that random PSYCHO fan ruin his day
You can feel the angry short person energy just from the knock alone. Papa Meat just brushed cheeks with Death....
Why is jerma the size of a child compared to the door
i love how at the end he doesn’t even leave, he just opens and closes the door 😭
It's insane how a man that compact can harbor such psychotic rage inside him. He needs to be studied.
LOVING his hair
Jerma makes every door he stands near look massive.
oh papa my papa interacting with my other papa
as much as I love Jerma, I would genuinely be scared of this situation
"I'm just coming in because"
im so glad the cameraman was there. if he wasnt being recorded, he would’ve done something evil.
He is *such* a good actor. It's really kind of mind-blowing.
that's...that's the meatgrinder killer..
Man’s a whole SCP at this point. Just one of those rare, oddly-benign ones that cause people who encounter them mild inconvenience.
He can't get away with this
wait until jerma finds out meat canyon was hanging out with jontron
If you see Jerma and he tells you to stop you better stop,he has an itchy meat grinder hand and he’s not afraid to use it, Meat canyon was lucky he stopped.
I can't believe he survived, normally no one lives to tell the tale.
Seeing Jerma personified into MORTAL FORM is a hundred times scarier than a meatcanyon-ified Jerma could ever be.
Jerma is NOT beating the psycho allegations
I love this unconditionally for all the wrong reason’s lmao
I just realized Jerma could be an amazing actor
Seems like the kinda guy to steal a flute
Jerma's rendition of Indrid Cold is bone chilling
amazing content as alwats. thank you for the jerm.
I have never seen jerma stand up i did not know he was that short 💀
Jerma with tha oompaville fit 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯
I never noticed it, but Jerma is a legitimately good actor
Meat almost became ground beef, that sicko has seen a lot of eyeballs go through that thing.
At least it seems Jerma still hasn't forgotten the debt.
All of my favorite content creators are linked in some way. The internet always finds a way to surprise me.
Bro went from making Star Wars parodies to meeting THE CREATOR of Bugleberry
W cameo
The fact that he’s wearing a WB jacket is hilarious idk why
The money question part really just seems to prove that Jerma has his own disco elysium style cast of traits in his head mashing all the buttons they can reach.
I like to imagine Jerma as a kind of real life Wild Wasteland perk. Like if you're in Vegas he can just show up in the strangest circumstances, dissapearing shortly after.
Jerma saw through all the different timelines and warned Meat to stop what he is doing, or else.
He really is 5'2"
I'm sure it's a big door but he looks 4'7" standing beside it
The thumbnail looks like one of them sting operations
Bro Jerma is a random event that just pops up
The 'heyyy' sent me back to the Team fortress 2 GAME play commentaries
That final strut 🔥🔥🔥
This crossover is going to end the world. And your laughing.
Jerma is a genuinely incredible actor
Unironically a very good actor.
literally the unstoppable force vs unmovable object
I think this'll be a genre one day. Jerma appearing in places he shouldnt be😭
Chilling...
The crossover we’ve never expected but needed 🔥🔥🔥
Jerma being a Golden Knights fan is so cool!
The iconic jerma dumptruck is still there
He can barely reach the door handle
Hes so small i love him
he did amazing!!! he looks great too
Best of Jerma January 2024
nice mullet
The door looks so big next to him.
CGI is getting really good. It's like Jerma is actually there.
WHY IS HE SO SHORT...WHY IS HE MY HEIGHT!?
WHY ARE YOU SO SHORT... WHY IS HE YOUR HEIGHT!?
He could barely reach the door handle
Are you 5'8"? /srs
wow thats insane!! ive never seen footage of him so clear before. usually it's really blurry or in a small resolution. regardless, thank you for spreading awareness of Hotel Room Andy.
Very strange way to start the new Jerma season arc, but I guess we'll just have to wait and see
If Jerma told me to stop existing, I'd cease existence immediately.
fear and loathing in jerm vegas