@@IbrahimMa786hell nah dude Wtf. Imagine telling that to his victim 💀 yeah, he just changed now 🥺. gratz literally does everything in his power to hide his past and not address it. having an groomer in the clash royale community which is popular with younger viewers is terrible. And it's not like a normal "mistake", you cannot casually groom a minor 💀
I loved the part when ken forced the Evolved Valkyrie to suck him up while the firecracker blows him out from the back because he was being sucked so hard by the Valkyrie
Hey pal. Pfff where do i even start?🤔 First of all; Great comment, good structure and most important of all... it’s made with passion😁 Keep up the good work, over and out, Dattebayo 🗣‼
the way you described getting drunk for the first time is exactly what happened to me at 17, except i drank 11 shots and after an hour i threw up and passed out💀
Germans get a bad reputation for being serious. Probably from all those Nazi stereotypes from WWII movies. But give a German a beer and let the fun unfold!
Father Ken's Unhinged levels 7/10 1. Thinks he's Markiplier 2. Subliminal messaging through hair 3. "Shoutout Gratz" 4. Addiction to alcohol 5. Something about a clown caravan? 6. Succumbs to despair and alcohol poisoning
Ken possessed an undeniable magnetism that drew people in effortlessly. With a rugged jawline framed by a hint of stubble, his piercing gaze held a mixture of confidence and warmth that could make hearts skip a beat. His tousled dark hair fell in just the right way, adding to his air of casual sophistication.Oh my dear Kenny Daddy I couldn't imagine a day without gazing at your pictures for hours and hours at days and emptying my sack completely But it wasn't just his striking features that made Ken irresistible; it was the way he moved with a fluid grace, each step exuding a quiet confidence that commanded attention. Whether he was strumming his guitar, his fingers dancing across the strings with precision, or simply flashing his trademark grin that could light up the darkest of rooms, Ken had a way of making everyone around him feel alive. Especially me , whenever I heard his name I just couldn't control myself I had to touch myself until I couldn't anymore because both of my arms got cramps His voice was like velvet, smooth and soothing, yet with an underlying intensity that hinted at hidden depths. When he spoke, it was with a quiet charisma that left people hanging on his every word, his voice was so soothing and relaxing that just by hearimg him you would buss 12 times thats the exact number of nuts you need to empty your sack In a city filled with beautiful faces and captivating personalities, Ken stood out not just for his looks, but for the way he made others feel when they were around him. He was more than just sexy; he was intoxicating, a force of nature that left a lasting impression on everyone he met.
When i first saw this channel I clicked on one of your videos and watched it not thinking much of it bc I don’t really watch cr but seeing the decks you use and the way you play and just talk about your daily life just makes me happy
I'm glad you had good friends who looked out for you on your first drinking adventure. Nothing wrong with getting emotional during a binge. It's better than going into a rage and punching holes through everything.
Ken I think u should title ur vid what your gonna yap about if you have a topic in mind witch is interesting and fun like this - I think a lot of people watch for ur yap idk tho but I love it keep it up 👍
My Kennethie, you don't need more than 1% of your brain to realize that you need to A. Oil up and swing it like a helicopter or B. do the thug shake or C. Both (the best one in my opinion)
Ken literally giving us a step by step guide to alchoholism
#soexitedtoseekenlatheredup
*excited
Best video I’ve seen from him yet
“shoutout Gratz” LMFAOOOOOOOOO
(2:58)
This is the best quote ever spelled on a ken video, and I still dont understand how gratz is still on youtube after the stuff he did
@@frango4152 he did that years ago im sure he is a changed man now
@@IbrahimMa786 gratz in here with his alt account im dead
@@IbrahimMa786Hey gratz how you doing
@@IbrahimMa786hell nah dude Wtf. Imagine telling that to his victim 💀 yeah, he just changed now 🥺. gratz literally does everything in his power to hide his past and not address it. having an groomer in the clash royale community which is popular with younger viewers is terrible. And it's not like a normal "mistake", you cannot casually groom a minor 💀
"Shout-out to Gratz" Top Ten Quotes Of All Time
2:58 probably in the top 10 ken quotes of all time
2:58
No, stop this, you just made me happy, now im so sad
@@SimSummer ermm.. what
I loved the part when ken forced the Evolved Valkyrie to suck him up while the firecracker blows him out from the back because he was being sucked so hard by the Valkyrie
Hey pal. Pfff where do i even start?🤔 First of all; Great comment, good structure and most important of all... it’s made with passion😁 Keep up the good work, over and out, Dattebayo 🗣‼
Take ze meds immediately
You're not funny "blud". You just need help
@shaggyplays_minecraft4994this comment right here peak brain rot, hope your parents are proud
Mfs forgot this is RUclips
Shout out gratz is crazy, even for a person who will be oiling up and dancing to crazy frog
I’ll take an oiled up dude over a dude going after kids any day
@@Dsandles47 What about both as 1 person?
@@arniii0707 did gratz oil up?
“Wrestling on the bed” I did not expect that, and bursted out laughing as my brother said “ you sure they aren’t doing smt else?”
And he was commentating it? Absolutely wild
I loved the part where Ken challenged Gratz to an oily wrestling match in a lava arena
Ken calling out gratz was unexpected ,but needed. Not a lot of other yters have called him out on it and he still gets loads of view
What did gratz do?
@@deku_0036long story short edp445
@@deku_0036 he found out where major cloog lives
@@deku_0036 He had an other CR RUclips channel and he was exposed as a pedophile. He abandoned/deleted it and created Gratz
Boss regrets that he said too much about gratz
shout of gratz was so unexpected and so fucking funny
#soexitedtoseekenlatheredup
My fav thing about this guy is that he just talks about his life experiences while providing gameplay. Glad I stumbled across this channel
the way you described getting drunk for the first time is exactly what happened to me at 17, except i drank 11 shots and after an hour i threw up and passed out💀
This was a great Ken video, i love how he explained a thought provoking story but my one complaint is the lack of oiling up.
been uploading a lot ken, proud of you, been loving the long videos recently, been looking forward to them every morning. thank you big dawg 😘
love the part where he played with his log on the fircracker
*in
3:01
The valkyrie gyrated as the log went through her as well.
In Germany we're allowed to buy and consume wine and beer at the age of 16. I love Germany.
Germans get a bad reputation for being serious. Probably from all those Nazi stereotypes from WWII movies. But give a German a beer and let the fun unfold!
@@youtubeviolatedme7123 I guess every country has it's fair share of idiots and arseholes. I'm just here to not contribute to that number xD
Eh, underage drinking can have a lot of negative effects.
here in guatemala u start drinking at 14 or even younger bc its so easy to get alcohol lol.
@@ChaseJonas75 thanks for reminding us dad
“Hello my name is Markaplier”😂 0:01😊
Father Ken's Unhinged levels 7/10
1. Thinks he's Markiplier
2. Subliminal messaging through hair
3. "Shoutout Gratz"
4. Addiction to alcohol
5. Something about a clown caravan?
6. Succumbs to despair and alcohol poisoning
Ken oiling up on 15:17
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hearing the story about drinking for the first time as an eastern european was pretty amusing.
"what do you do for a living?"
"abuse broken cards"
"bully kids online"
"asking kids to smash like and subscribe"
"oil myself up"
Kid named broken cards
@@EhmedCousCous 💀
This is one of the better videos you had, I think its more entertaining when there is a story as opposed to just yapping
me watching from Denmark thinking its normal to drink at 14 years old.
2:37 "I was going down South with some friends" yeeeah, we've all been there, ay? Especially during those sleepovers 😏
I really love Ken's stories. It also induces this urge to oil up deep within me.
Bro really just began the video with claiming he's Markiplier
Ken possessed an undeniable magnetism that drew people in effortlessly. With a rugged jawline framed by a hint of stubble, his piercing gaze held a mixture of confidence and warmth that could make hearts skip a beat. His tousled dark hair fell in just the right way, adding to his air of casual sophistication.Oh my dear Kenny Daddy I couldn't imagine a day without gazing at your pictures for hours and hours at days and emptying my sack completely
But it wasn't just his striking features that made Ken irresistible; it was the way he moved with a fluid grace, each step exuding a quiet confidence that commanded attention. Whether he was strumming his guitar, his fingers dancing across the strings with precision, or simply flashing his trademark grin that could light up the darkest of rooms, Ken had a way of making everyone around him feel alive. Especially me , whenever I heard his name I just couldn't control myself I had to touch myself until I couldn't anymore because both of my arms got cramps
His voice was like velvet, smooth and soothing, yet with an underlying intensity that hinted at hidden depths. When he spoke, it was with a quiet charisma that left people hanging on his every word, his voice was so soothing and relaxing that just by hearimg him you would buss 12 times thats the exact number of nuts you need to empty your sack
In a city filled with beautiful faces and captivating personalities, Ken stood out not just for his looks, but for the way he made others feel when they were around him. He was more than just sexy; he was intoxicating, a force of nature that left a lasting impression on everyone he met.
doing backflips on it
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When i first saw this channel I clicked on one of your videos and watched it not thinking much of it bc I don’t really watch cr but seeing the decks you use and the way you play and just talk about your daily life just makes me happy
bro's drunk phase unlocked gear 5th
Bro, your videos are so f****** entertaining! I love how you deconect your brain from the game and you still destroy them :)))
I thought he was gonna flip me off at the end
ive become such an alcoholic i now resort to drinking hand sanitizer and robbing the liquor store :D
11:27 this is such a better teacher for avoiding alcohol than the hangover part
I love it when Ken gives his big hard gun to level 15 firecracker
Ken literally invented having game content next to some random ass irl content
I'm glad you had good friends who looked out for you on your first drinking adventure. Nothing wrong with getting emotional during a binge. It's better than going into a rage and punching holes through everything.
as soon as ken said "the zone" i got full on ptsd cool to know my favourite clasher lives in the same state as me
Ken will start the next video saying "he who shall moisturizes thyself ought to be a sigma male" and rips of his tank top
Ken's innocent drinking story made me feel like a terrible rebellious teen🤣🤣
Ken ruins my day daily because he isn’t oiled up
“Shoutout gratz”
“Freshly 18”
Ken is killing me with these references😭
Not Ken promoting alcohol💀
Glad we got another story time, my favorite types of vids from Ken
I like the part when Ken says "EVERYTHING IS KENPOSSIBLE" then does a cartwheel and licks the toes of the valkyrie
love your videos your commentary and good gameplay makes my food 10x better
the minecraft music at the end of each vid just makes me want ken to do a play through even more
fun fact, Ken still goes down south every year to the Zone...
ken needs to get sponsored by keeps fr fr
OH I THOUGHT HE SAID "GRADS" AS IN GRADUATES...
Damn Gratz
I loved the way how Ken shoved his giant chicken inside the firecrakcer's firecracker.
Ken I think u should title ur vid what your gonna yap about if you have a topic in mind witch is interesting and fun like this - I think a lot of people watch for ur yap idk tho but I love it keep it up 👍
at this point i think I’m here for the stories.
next video ken will not
have a maid costume on with honey all on his body
I love the part where Ken used 100 % of his brain and oiled up
“shoutout gratz” ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Had a lil mental breakdown, then remembered I hadn't watched Ken's daily vid, thanks for the quick pick-me-up.
5 % of his brain - drinking and yapping
ken touched me in my no no zone in the zone
“i had like 6….. all of those shots, and i was basically fine”😭😭
ken usually doesn’t use his brain so this is truly a moment
The Monster Logo on his head I think clearly shows how much of a gamer Ken is
Ah leavers, every Australian teenager's right of passage to alcoholism. Great times
I loved the part where Ken violated the copyright law by using someone else's name
ken is using 5% of his brain because he uses 95% on how not to oil up infront of us
tahariaz is using 5% of their brain to spell "in front" incorrectly
I love Ken's commentary. Just honest stories while playing clash. Please oil up next time daddy 🙏
Man leavers was the best, everyone's got a crazy story. It's a rite of passage for Australian teenagers.
gratz aint do nuthin wrong
You cant hit me with the minecraft music at the end while talking about memories😭
"I do not condone underage drinking"
*laughs in German*
Ur story telling video turn into my everyday thing now it so relaxing
i love part where ken oils up and drinks vodka
It took him 5 minutes to say he went back to the caravan
i loved when ken got oiled up for evolved valkrie
I love Ken only for the Minecraft music
I don't need Ken to do my daily juicing, but his face definitely helps.
I loved the part where ken oiled up for the firecracker
came for the story, stayed for the story, came
Thank god nobody exploited Ken when he was a drunk man
He just doesn't remember but he was Diddied
NOW WAY. Markaplier has finally given a shot to CR!! So excited to see my favorite youtuber playing my FAVORITE game
Video hasn't even started and hes mentioned msrkiplier ill love this video
I feel like Kens bald spot is slowly spelling out a message for us. Today it says "A"
Bro's gonna be crowned Emperor of the Yapsburgs
i can hear crazy frog playing ken , you know what to do.
Its so fucking funny watching this as a guy from germany. Him explaining what Vodka and a shot is is readiculous haha.
You kept defending the goblin hut but the new tower troop counters them 100%😂
Ken wants the duchess to go crazy on him
Bro you cannot end on a story about a happy memory with Minecraft music
minecraft music fits your videos so well for some reason
“I was watching 2 of my friends wrestle on the bed”-Kennethy 2024
loved the part when markiplier invaded his recording and started giving him oiled up belly rubs
My Kennethie, you don't need more than 1% of your brain to realize that you need to
A. Oil up and swing it like a helicopter or
B. do the thug shake or
C. Both (the best one in my opinion)
OMG CAPYBARA!!!
This isn't carterpcs
@@Tityboi22 so are you trying to say that you dont want Ken to do the thug shake?
@@CapyMakesVideos No, ofc not
@@Tityboi22 yea, thats what I thought
Ken is my favorite story time youtuber
bro really told one story for 15 minutes
I loved when ken markeplayed all over on enemy's face
Dude I’m so happy that this is your job lmao
And jealous
Bro just casually VIOLATING gratz💀
I loved the part when Ken was oiled up in a tight Speedo while Macklemore was throwing money at him
I didn't know that mark played clash royale and liked being naked and oiled up at the same time, very cool😁
God : we gave you 2 ears and one mouth
Ken : but we have 2 lips
God :
mad respect for the first dude for not running a maxed level 15 x2 evo bullshit deck