I was just thinking of that a week or so ago. Someone tried to blame her accent pandering as 'code switching' when that's not what it was at all. If that is code switching, Seagal is the master of it
@@GenericProtagonist7Not just because of Covid... It's because he put Trillions of dollars in circulation. All the dems and Republicans voted for it though.
@@SPK646 hey I just checked the website and couldn’t find any. What link are her policies under? I clicked “meet Kamala” and it describes her past track record, but no 2024 policy to be found on that website.
From what I have discerned from her since the coup is that she is an actress. If she has lines to read she seems to do so ok, but the second she has to think about a question and answer it, her brain fails.
she's 0% black. She is more white than African ffs. Her father is half Irish, half Indian and was BORN in Jamaica. Her mother is Indian, born in India. What part of that is African American?
From Aus, in the building industry, so I talk to hundreds of people weekly. None of us can see how karmala can win, the last election was BS. If trump loses again we expect you to revolt! Blue collar Aussies have your back, MAGA!
I hear that… at a previous corporate big-box retail job that I worked, I had a ginormous back room with three tier pallet racks. I was the overnight manager in charge of keeping the store well maintained-stocked. There was a forklift that no one taught me how to use, no one trained or certified me on it, I just rolled with it. I even provided my own hard hat. This place is an OSHA nightmare 😂 I needed to access the merch that was stored on the upper tiers, and using the forklift was the only way to do it besides monkey climbing up to the top. So I winged it, and got in the saddle, becoming a kick ass self-taught forklift operator. I got an adrenaline rush knowing that one false move could kill me. Who needs a certification?
Trump will be selected in 2024 as was decided decades ago. Voting is for cucks. Gamble and put 2k+ on Trump. They need him to sell the war with Iran and amp up a military
Kama Kama Kama Kama KamaKamaleon, No Primary Vote, No Primary Vote no no vote…. She’s “winning” b/c DNC anointed her instead of the voters in the primary.
It’s more like why is the media SAYING she is winning? These people will gaslight themselves all the way to the end. She laughs so much I don’t think she has a central nervous system.
Lol they're literally paying $20K for influencers to endorse her and the people at their rallies have light-up bracelets telling them when to clap: they're desperate
I heard an influencer say this on TikTok I was shocked… naïve, I know, but I can’t believe this is how they’re spending money when people can’t afford groceries.
@@stevefrank3599 No... he really isnt. He's such a polarizing figure that hes not a safe person to endorse. Anybody endorsing him is supporting. He's not the candidate running the mega tiktok campaign like Harris
Hilary would’ve won the election before the FBI email investigation was reopened weeks before the election and caused fence sitters not to vote at all in 2016
Dylan is simply a master of his art. The majority of commentators here seemingly don't understand that he's making a joke on a meta-level on the subject.
He was a venture capitalist for like 5 years in Silicon Valley. He has ties to tech billionaires and his connection to Peter Thriel aided his political ascent. That’s about it’s
@@anthonytrevino3191 Yeah. I did a little research on him today, and I pretty much learned exactly what you're saying. He's not really a tech guy, he's just backed by venture capitalists that are in tech.
tim called it with the twerking too much. in Mississippi, people who dont get offended got offended. lmao theres a time and a place for everything... that was not it
Before you go out to vote on November 5th they already know who is going to win. They know who voted early and for whom adn they know how many are going to vote for whom and all they have to do is guess or make up the difference to the one they want in.
@@ingehansonI think the big donors that basically choose for us want trump back in, not saying names but ummm that one conflict leader in middle east is very supportive of him
Wait til she has to open her mouth and go off teleprompter, and actually answer some difficult questions. Thats why she’s doing well, because she’s not doing that
Don't be deceived. She's doing just well enough for conservatives to massively eff this up again by getting a false sense of "got it in the bag." Get your lazy friends to vote. Harvest ballots where legal. The high road is impassable at this time.
@@nomadasol8247 He dunked on her most of the actual episode. Then people see this clip and they comment unironically like this is an actual political endorsement for Kamala Harris.🤪
I finally realized kamala's black accent reminds me of Steven Seagal when he speaks like he's from Nawlins
new orleans?
@@katarinas6012 no Nawlins
@@katarinas6012 yeah. Seagal decided he was creóle one year or something, maybe the same year he played dressup cop like Shaquille o neal
I was just thinking of that a week or so ago. Someone tried to blame her accent pandering as 'code switching' when that's not what it was at all.
If that is code switching, Seagal is the master of it
Let’s not forget his patois accent.
Just tell me who I have to vote for to double grocery prices again.
Anyone on the ballot
None of the above. The WEF bureaucrats will decide that if they go up or down.
@@wack... Except that didn't happen under Trump's first term for any reason except covid?
@@GenericProtagonist7Not just because of Covid... It's because he put Trillions of dollars in circulation. All the dems and Republicans voted for it though.
Idk Trump even gas was less than $1 in some places@wack...
Its confirmed. Tims gay. He called Kamala attractive
I think you’d have to be pretty gay to think she isn’t a little pretty behind her cold eyes
She got to the top using her looks and body parts.
@@glennarcher6 she could also you know, be a career politician…
That was the gayest shit I’ve ever read
Naw she’s a little pretty.. that’s not deniable lol
“Tim dIlLoN shOuLd be On GtA raDio” 🤪
Tim Dillon should play a character in FEAR & LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS 2 ( takes place in the "end times")
Fake Business Radio
Life in The Big City Radio
The resemblance is uncanny
only thing worse than GTA comment is your sOmeTiMeS CApAS like you're also clever
I miss Patrice😢
Her accent is what you do after watching too many Tyler Perry's movies
Lawld, you know it
Ohh hell naww 😂😂
Kamala will win. Trump is finished.
Her web site has Merch, no policies. Just tour dates. It's party in the USA with America Wine Aunt...
Wine Aunt 😂
no policies? her policies are literally listed for you to see on their website.
@@SPK646 hey I just checked the website and couldn’t find any. What link are her policies under? I clicked “meet Kamala” and it describes her past track record, but no 2024 policy to be found on that website.
@@SPK646 seems like you're wrong
@@SPK646did you just fall out of a coconut tree?
THESE ARE THE POLICIES
😂😂😂
Unreal funny take 😂
*shuffles and sorts papers declaratively*
Seriously who cares about inflation and ww3 a women is twerking shaking her cha cha and bumbum
😂
you think you just fell out of a coconut tree?
I mean I'm cracking up and there's liquid everywhere all over the ground sooooo
Kamala will win. Trump is finished.
“AOoohAHAhaha 👹”
o7?
From what I have discerned from her since the coup is that she is an actress. If she has lines to read she seems to do so ok, but the second she has to think about a question and answer it, her brain fails.
Just like Zelensky...
I think you hit the nail pretty close there. @dregusz
a lot of honest people refuse to let themselves believe and internalise that about her archetype. The ditzy mommy act is a rehearsed routine
What does the jan 6 coup have to do with how she talks?
@@AA-lf4mkhe isn't referring to Jan 6th, he's referring to how she essentially bypassed the entire democratic primary process
“The twerking is the policy’s”………LOL!
“these are the policies”😂
Literally a video of her asking for money played before this. Lol
Not tomorrow, not next week, TODAY
Ublock Origin.
We know. Not “lol.”
I got Trump.
this entire segment is literally a Kamala campaign ad, she paid Tim to do it.
We are so f***ed 😂😂😂
when you hate that tim is 💯 correct
Rogan was talking about Tulsi not Kamala.
CNN took clips from Joe talking about Tulsi and made it seem like he was referring to Kamala!
No fucking way. I mean I wouldn't put it past them but is there no shame lol jesus
Absolutely true
And he's suing them 😊
@@brigittekiosis1897 Damage is already done.
its true. he sued them. i think it was msnbc tho @cainification
half indian, half black, half attractive, half smart, half old, half young, half mother and half president atm
she's 0% black. She is more white than African ffs. Her father is half Irish, half Indian and was BORN in Jamaica. Her mother is Indian, born in India. What part of that is African American?
Half whit
All imbecile 😂
😂😂😂
Attractive? 🤔
She can’t win… it’s all media hype
100 percent
"Bot or bought."
From Aus, in the building industry, so I talk to hundreds of people weekly.
None of us can see how karmala can win, the last election was BS. If trump loses again we expect you to revolt!
Blue collar Aussies have your back, MAGA!
Yeah, as opposed to Trump who everyone loves lmao
She can win and she likely will precisely because of the media hype.
People are on molly haha
LMAO
I’m highly unqualified for my job I lied and said I used to drive forklifts… now I drive forklifts
No need to ask he's a smooth operator
I hear that… at a previous corporate big-box retail job that I worked, I had a ginormous back room with three tier pallet racks. I was the overnight manager in charge of keeping the store well maintained-stocked. There was a forklift that no one taught me how to use, no one trained or certified me on it, I just rolled with it. I even provided my own hard hat. This place is an OSHA nightmare 😂
I needed to access the merch that was stored on the upper tiers, and using the forklift was the only way to do it besides monkey climbing up to the top. So I winged it, and got in the saddle, becoming a kick ass self-taught forklift operator. I got an adrenaline rush knowing that one false move could kill me. Who needs a certification?
Kamala is such a phony
Right and Trump isn’t?😂 The delusion is crazy.
@@RamiroEloy1997 Lol… What did you hate about Low Energy Prices, Lower Grocery Costs, affordable housing, No new wars, and a strong border?
@@RamiroEloy1997 You are literally voting for Tampons in Boys Bathrooms and calling people delusional.
@@rugdnit911Again, your delusion is crazy 🤪
@@jackbeagle8458 You support Tampons in Boys Bathrooms while calling me delusional. Tremendous
"Put The IPHONE in the water". That got me good. I love this whole episode so much
"she's winning" implying we have a choice. America is not free, it is expensive, it is mean and a bully.
Ugh what a gay way to say that
aww get your money up brokie
@@williepete1969what’s wrong with gay
@@invader.indigo8435 it is disgusting
Trump will be selected in 2024 as was decided decades ago. Voting is for cucks. Gamble and put 2k+ on Trump. They need him to sell the war with Iran and amp up a military
Kama Kama Kama Kama KamaKamaleon, No Primary Vote, No Primary Vote no no vote….
She’s “winning” b/c DNC anointed her instead of the voters in the primary.
line about her being "stage 4 hollow" is on point. I was trying to figure out how to describe her for so long.
It’s more like why is the media SAYING she is winning? These people will gaslight themselves all the way to the end. She laughs so much I don’t think she has a central nervous system.
Dude I'm legit worried, so many people will vote for a painted rock before they vote for Trump that I believe the polls that have her winning
same reason Tim is, because they're paid to.
@@aaronkaminski9138because Trump is a numpty
Lol they're literally paying $20K for influencers to endorse her and the people at their rallies have light-up bracelets telling them when to clap: they're desperate
White women are going to vote for her and she might win from it
I heard an influencer say this on TikTok I was shocked… naïve, I know, but I can’t believe this is how they’re spending money when people can’t afford groceries.
why do you think Tim is saying she's winning?
Hint: imagine how much more than $20k they offered him.
and trump's not? have you listened to him speak in the past couple months? get real..
@@stevefrank3599 No... he really isnt. He's such a polarizing figure that hes not a safe person to endorse. Anybody endorsing him is supporting. He's not the candidate running the mega tiktok campaign like Harris
This segment would be a perfect narration for Idiocracy 2.
None of it mattered
At least in idiocracy they could call people f****ts
Tim calling Kamala attractive like 3 times is the funniest part about this video
"They will destroy Earth, and everyone will dance into the fire pits."
This is so funny, yet unfortunately so true.
No way in fucking hell she fucking wins no way
Right. In a rational electorate. You underestimate where we are in history right now.
My entire family plans on voting for her
Who ever wins, we all lose
We are screwed either way folks.
@@pod9363 Yeah, with Trump running against her she should easily win in a sane world. But, we'll see.
Hillary thought the same thing lol
lol pretending Hilary “lost” on accident.
@@drewk3646are you implying that the 2016 election was stolen?
Hilary would’ve won the election before the FBI email investigation was reopened weeks before the election and caused fence sitters not to vote at all in 2016
🤮🤮🤮Kamala 🤮🤮🤮
You, and Kamala
🤮
Trump 🤮🤮🤮
Dylan is simply a master of his art. The majority of commentators here seemingly don't understand that he's making a joke on a meta-level on the subject.
Remember when Any Presidential or Vice Presidential event carried Respect and Formality?
My mentors: Carl Sagan; C.S. Lewis; Ludwig van Beethoven; Tim Dillon
Mayonnaise
Sources close to situation are telling us the Pledge of allegiance in schools will be replaced with Twerking and/or the Bankhead bounce
JD Vance is a tech guy?
I thought he was a marine veteran that later became a lawyer. What does he do in tech?
He was a venture capitalist for like 5 years in Silicon Valley. He has ties to tech billionaires and his connection to Peter Thriel aided his political ascent. That’s about it’s
@@anthonytrevino3191 Yeah. I did a little research on him today, and I pretty much learned exactly what you're saying.
He's not really a tech guy, he's just backed by venture capitalists that are in tech.
I think it's more that he looks and behaves like one. As opposed to off the cuff, spray tan Trump.
@@arnonroyna4420the fact Trump picked Vance shows how out of touch he is
Veteran of what? What did he do in the Marines?
Idiocracy, the greatest documentary of our times
Yes, season one was the TV celebrity gossip magazine president
She might be winning celebrities but she’s not winning my people are over here in the south.
😂😂 bc southerners love democrats anyway.
You need to go back to school because your grammar is terrible
Nobody cares about the south 😂
Your people are women who want their abortion rights protected ?
Not a single living entity within the Milky Way galaxy is surprised she’s not winning hearts and minds in the south.
It seems less like a party and more like a mandatory pep rally.
This was before trumps adin stream and the upcoming Elon interview.
Trump is doubling down on the weird nerd demographic that he already had
@@Jack-v7f3d umm... Nerdphobic much?
@@Jack-v7f3d the dems doubled down on their twerking black community so why not
@@Jack-v7f3d might turn out to be the largest demographic there is
Oh no he used the W word trump is cooked boys
She’s not ….
Tim's taking that Kamala money.
i nearly choked at "President Bishhhh"
Megan had a free concert she advertised, Kamala showed up without anybody knowing
Trump just had Dana White and Hulk Hogan as his hype men. Kamala had a drunk teacher…. And honestly it kind of works for her.
This is some of the funniest stuff I’ve ever heard. I’m President Bisch!!! Lmao
She ain’t winning shit
cope and seethe
@@volusiasorange If you vote for that garbage because the tv told you orange man bad you’re nothing more than a useful idiot.
@@volusiasorangeshit and fall back in it
@@melissasears6145 so AAAANNNGRY
I’ll be back here in 100 days
This guy so often has the perfect takes
Guy laughing in the back always cracks me up 😂
Attractive is pretty dubious
He's gay, what did you expect
Shes attractive like the shower walls attracts soap scum.
Bread and circuses, except we cannot afford bread
if she becomes president, good luck america 😭😭😭
Tim is the voice of reason for people who are not sober.
tim called it with the twerking too much. in Mississippi, people who dont get offended got offended. lmao theres a time and a place for everything... that was not it
in mississippi people get offended all the time, just at different sillier shit. maga republicans are the biggest snowflakes on earth
A friend to all is a friend to none and a person who stands for anything simply doesn’t realize that they still stand for something.
I think tim could he the next rush limbo 😂
Great point…. Just throw a 3.5 month long Woodstock
This whole rant is pure coke logic and I love it.
Bro 1:35 damn near killed me I legit spit out my drink holy sh*t.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Literal idiocracy.
but the TV celebrity gossip magazine president, that's genius, right
Tim is now fully channelling Alex
"She is hollow in the best way."
Lost my shit at "THESE ARE THE POLICIES"
I feel like ive heard this before, and im no historian at all. But isnt this what all the rich people do before everything falls apart?
8:50 the imagery of this explanation is amazing 😂. I’m dying over here
These are the policies! lol!
*people twerking*
That’s the policy!! 😂😂😂😂
God help this country if she wins.
😂 so true about Kamala. It’s rather embarrassing 🤦♀️
WE NEED TO GET OUT AND VOTE. It might not do what we want it to do, but doing NOTHING is worse
Before you go out to vote on November 5th they already know who is going to win. They know who voted early and for whom adn they know how many are going to vote for whom and all they have to do is guess or make up the difference to the one they want in.
@@ingehansonI think the big donors that basically choose for us want trump back in, not saying names but ummm that one conflict leader in middle east is very supportive of him
Voting is a scam. Hell we didn't even vote for kamala to represent us, it's like we weren't allowed for some reason, it's weird af
I would vote, but voting implies consent, and I do not consent to being ruled by these crooks. It's bad enough I have to pay their bills
I see alot of you giving up, dam our country really is done for. Dam the gods for birthing me during times where weak men exist
That debate could be legendary. There'll be no script. The American people hopefully will see like the last debate
Trump is way ahead. Its not even close. They cant fix this one.
They will try. Black swan events incoming
@@mikeyblazeI just watched black swan it was a masterpiece. I don’t understand your metaphor? What is black swan event?
thanks for the advices Tim, gonna never give up now
"STOP WITH THE NERDS" 2024
Is she winning? 😂😂😂 in what planet?
YES OR YES?
TWICE ❤❤❤❤❤
Still waiting for Kamala to answer a question about teleprompter can’t answer.
hilarious that Timmy just compared Koala Hairies to a BD robot dog
Kamala speaking is like your classmate who gets called on but didn’t do the reading assignment. “Inflation is … well prices are up”.
Why’s this sponsored by Cackle-La?
'Kamala is winning' is an ad campaign.
What you see is what you get.
JD Vance looks like Chris Stuckmann. Lol
Wait til she has to open her mouth and go off teleprompter, and actually answer some difficult questions. Thats why she’s doing well, because she’s not doing that
Thats why she wont do that. Nobody can force her to.
Kamala is Kardashian level politics.
Because shes not...
Don't be deceived. She's doing just well enough for conservatives to massively eff this up again by getting a false sense of "got it in the bag."
Get your lazy friends to vote. Harvest ballots where legal. The high road is impassable at this time.
She is now. Tim walz was a great pick. It’s over. I’m still voting for Jill stein but sorry to break your dummy reality
@@jamesmartini4332 lmfao this has to be bait
Lol denial
Ehh I convinced like 10 ppl I know to vote for her. Not hard to get ppl to stop voting for a felon jej
Tim really saw the comments that said “more background cackling” and delivered 😂
Her website literally has no policy platform
Unfortunately, JD Vance has that middle management look, and everybody can’t stand middle management.
Yall think Tim is CIA?
One thousand percent
All your pods are Emmy worthy, Tim.
I personally think
This is genius already
Here go the fuds
“But she isn’t winning.” “How do you know she’s winning?” “What metrics are you using?” 🤪🤪🤪 They really don’t understand what this is.
@@FamousActor_AlPacenis Internet brain worms
@@FamousActor_AlPacenisthis is my first time on the channel… is it satire?
@@humptydumpty3345 Heavily laden with satire for sure.
@@nomadasol8247 He dunked on her most of the actual episode. Then people see this clip and they comment unironically like this is an actual political endorsement for Kamala Harris.🤪
This is genius. I have no other words
Camel 2024
Hands down the best commentary
What metric are you using to determine that shes winning?
Cheating
youre watching a comedy podcast mu guy, hes trying to be funny
All of them. Fox News is freaking out
He’s a comedian. He is making jokes. He isn’t using metrics.
@@jamesmartini4332 your mistaken in thinking Republicans still trust Fox News post Tucker Carlson firing. Even before that.
Top tier political analysis of not only Kamala Harris but the state of democracy in the USA.
They’ll steal it again
Of course they will. Supreme Court basically gave them the go ahead by ignoring last election’s results.
And what are you gonna do about it? Not a thing
@@Lysergic_Fox prolly drink some tea you know what your right it’s non of my business
How do you run a campaign on “we shaking ass over here!!“ what about the whole international thing?