"MyPillow" Is The Secret Weapon Of The Insurrection
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- Опубликовано: 18 янв 2021
- You'll sleep better than you ever have, but you'll wake up ready to storm the Capitol. #Colbert #MyPillow #ColdOpens
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I used to work in a hotel and people would leave their MyPillows behind all the time "by accident." I'm starting to believe that was totally intentional. They just wanted to dispose of the evidence.
Did they find the hotel pillows to be much better than "MyPillow" and decided to swap?
Probably a way to smuggle the cocaine and crack cocaine he was addicted to. Made the deals in the hotel.
FUcolbert
Is there a pillow that is spray on bronzer resistant? Asking for a friend**.
(**impeached twice)
**Only impeached twice!
*Cough* Acquitted twice *cough*
People have been screaming into their pillows for years... it's about time pillows started talking back!
#PillowsCriesMatter
You are suggesting this paranoid pillow is Towlie's new friend? (South Park, obviously...) Someone must make this happen!
"In Soviet Russia, pillow talks to *you!* "
@@hawkeye5955 Nyet.
@@hawkeye5955 The perfect comment!
I had to return my pillow- it smelled like TREASON!
"Only pillows that whisper conspiracy theories to you as you sleep..." 😂😅🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅
Another reason I didn’t purchase those fraudulent pillows...
You didn't buy Lindell's pillows good for you😀👏
If the price of that..."pillow" wasn't bad enough-- there's the SLEW of rotten reviews, AND of course Mr. Lindell being a hardcore supporter of Donald Trump?!
@@cynthiabrent6479 Hasn't The My Pillow Guy and his company been sued for false advertising? Heard he also bought some good reviews on the BBB website (which is actually common...you have to pay to be a "preferred business" or whatever they call it. ABC did an expose on that some years ago).
his pillows are so bad, people prolly want them as armour for the next coup
Wasn’t that a joke in the monologue?
@@Sentient_Zee Well, was it? I need answers!
@@dalujo yes
Only if they can get
Ted Cruz to test how effective that would be ?
Nah man that shit would tear
"I put my head inside of the pillow and scream into the microfibers." Lol
Then when trump sleeps on the pillow he can hear the P.G.'s ideas and advice without having to wake up. Saves time.
best line
In Canada I've never seen this pillow guy. Never seen one of the commercials. Only have heard about him in the media. Why is there a pillow guy involved with any of this nonsense. What the hell is happening
When you need the Pillow guy to save You,, It's all over!,, there is nothing left to do but go to jail with Your Pillow! and Toothbrush!,,,so-sad!,,,💥
Crackmacs -- Donald Trump will listen to anyone, and honor anyone, who is rich and sycophantic. Lindell has played into all of Trump's fantasies: For a while he was promoting a non-FDA-approved drug as a miracle cure for COVID-19; now he's playing into Trump's election-theft fantasy.
Good question. He does these dumb commercials and was a big Trump donor and somehow is one of the only nut jobs left talking to Trump. He’s a big conspiracy theorist and last Friday a Washington Post photographer got a photo of him leaving the White House with a stack of papers. Half of it was not visible but they blew it up and there were weird words like “martial law” and something about replacing the CIA Director, and other stuff. Today Trump actually tried to push through a lawyer that would need to be sworn in the very last day. Who knows why, but probably Mr. My Pillow (Mike Lindell) suggested some scheme from his coup notes. Pelosi is trying to block the 11th hour appointment, and have it investigated. After the Capitol fiasco, the My Pillow guy was still ranting that Trump won.
Why this nonsense and weirdness in the USA? Well...back in 2016, we held a Presidential election...
Who the hell knows????
I'm embarrassed this wingnut is from my home state of Minnesota. Then again, any native can tell you our state bird being the loon isn't a coincedence, it's self-awareness.
I thought we had the Vikings to give our state a bad name then this guy comes along and takes over.
Same. What a loser.
I'm a Minnesotan.... loons are our state symbol.. a beautiful and fascinating creature. Please don't compare them to this traitor, Mike Lindell.
OK, he is not the laughing stock, buffoon of the US. He looks like an adult film star with that outdated mustache from the '70s or a Magnum PI wannabe. Watch his sales go down. Now we know where his profits are going.
and the bad news is that he is reportedly considering running for governor of Minnesota.
Hahaha, "suffocate democracy today" 🤣😂, and.. "Thanks to MyPillow, I'm both well rested - and ready to commit sedition !" 😆🤣
Just text the code: LIZARD PEOPLE, now!!
People are saying these pillows are great to cry into when when you get maced while storming the Capitol... MyRevolutionPillow.
😂🙌🏼✌️🖖🏼
Outstanding! 👍
I love, love your comment!!😂👏👏
Mypillow should be renamed to MyTraitor
The Pillow: Smothering CONSTITUTION
lmao
My Pillow: Give Democracy a Rest.
So glad I never bought his product. I love my buckwheat hull pillow. Positive vibes from New Hampshire and remember to be kind to each other and yourself during this pandemic and social crisis
Pilllows whispering to people in the night would explain a LOT...
I guess they’re planning to suffocate people with the pillows!
Should try it on themselves first to make sure it will work on witches.
@@moniqm3607 Aaron’smith
Strange how this administration began with a reality-show billionaire and ends with an infomercial pillow salesman, with a failed coup near the middle end.
Yes, disgusting, but are we really surprised?
Fitting🤣😂🤣
Can you imagine if this was a movie? A reality show wrestler president getting national security advice from a guy who sells pillows. It would be getting horrible reviews for being stupid and unrealistic. Yet this is our reality.
Will continue as "Celino & Barnes personal attorneys" turn down repping tRump cuz they like to get paid for impossible tasks.
@@eschwarz1003 : Celino and Barnes split up. They have their separate law firms now.
Actually, AOC would be even cooler if she came out as cyborg.
no. nice thought, but AOC had already attained maximum coolness.
Or an alien, I'd totally get on board with an alien coming to earth to make sure everyone got healthcare, to save the environment and fight for truth and justice. Kinda like Superman. 😂
@@beaker_guy Sure, she may be at max coolness… for a person. But you’re telling me that if she were revealed to actually _be_ a cyborg, you wouldn’t think her just the _tiniest_ bit more cool⁇
We tried something similar with the governer of california arnold I believe his name was
Imagine her saying “Hasta la vista, baby!” 😁
There is more to this pillow guy than meets the eye. Has to be.
Well the CEO of Parler is married to a Russian honeypot so I agree with you on this.
Or Lindell is a loser trying to make a quick buck at Donny's expense.
Either way, these people should stay far from any government positions.
Each pillow is made from all the cursed souls he inhales daily
Agreed
@@chaitanyarao5546 omg...shocked but not shocked
no, he's as ignorant/paranoid as he appears
Not my pillow...
nice.
Brilliant! Bloody brilliant!🤣🤣🤣
Trump just needs to go.
24 hours is 24 hours too long.
Every 24 hours in America, a day passes.
...and when he gets there, he just needs to keep going...
I am a you-tuber from China. God bless the American people!
Thank you
Ehrr... All of them? Are you sure?
Do you want trump? We will send him to you. Hell I can start a collection and get a couple billion easy if you can get Pooh Bear to make it official. 1 condition is he cant leave china.....ever.
@Weed Man He owes the Germans a heckuva lot of dough , soo ...🤷
Tell your countrypeople to be nice to the WHO team.
This guys pillows are terrible. The most uncomfortable ever. He can’t even make good pillows. What a dope.
His secret was to offer a guarantee that required people to pay the return postage when they realized how crap they were.
He also made false claims about how his pillows heal all ailments.
ruclips.net/video/AOzXPSv-PjU/видео.html
and US military has banned his product over fraud issues
And the much bigger dumbest dope is listening to him🤣
Now I know which pillows not to buy.
"His pillows are stuffed with foam but his head is stuffed with feathers" -Bill Maher
I seen this on Twitter and was laughing so hard 😂
On my list of favorite pillow brands, My Pillow is just under a dozen dead rats.
MyPillow’s zip cover is infused with tinfoil, also handy for those who want to cut eye holes in them.
MyPillow: Soft enough for Donald Trump's skin, tough enough to topple Democracy.
Yes! Your avatar is awesome
@@eschwarz1003 Thank you very much.
Low quality pillows for low IQ's,
The new Mypillow slogan
I can tell him where to stick his pillows 🤣
"My Pillow" helps traitors sleep better at night.
Best host right here
"... the only pillows that whisper conspiracy theories to ya as you sleep" 😂
Simple . Don't buy any product from him anymore. Boycott the pillow guy.
😂 . It’s called “cancel culture “ now. 🤷✌️🖖🏼
The cast of characters in the T****** maladministration and its hangers-on is really something.
I knew it had to be a pillow of the highest quality when it was available @ my local grocery store.
Just cut up memory foam. Guys just another grifter.
Must be why they get on .. they believes each others "Grifts" .. Grifter to Grifter .
It's not about the product, it's about the branding. Right-wing nutjobs need pillows too.
That's true. I have those pillows. They are not terrible but not outstanding either.
You expected something different from someone Trump calls "friend"?
grifter with 300mil $ damn lots idiots by that horrible pilow
Don Jr. needs to stop buying from this guy. His pillows as well.
🤔So That’s why all the workers are soo happy in the commercials 😆🙌🏼✌️🖖🏼
Major retailers are boycotting Lindell's business. Took long enough.
Lizard People discount 🤣
With 10% more paranoia. I'm sold.
I’ve heard that the “patented fill“ is nothing but foam cubes. I don’t know how resting one’s head on a pillow that is stuffed with foam cubes is superior to a regular pillow. It’s great that he’s no longer a drugged-out crackhead, but methinks he could be doing something more productive than selling pillows that are stuffed with foam cubes and bending Trump’s ear. I suppose if his pillow company goes under because of his association with Trump, he can always go back to dealing crack.
Oh yeah I forgot that to the cons having a drug problems okay unless you're names Robert Hunter Biden
Especially if the cultists blame the pillow guy for rump losing.
Are you sure he's no longer a drugged-out crackhead? "Martial law" and "insurrection act" sound exactly like the kind of things a drugged-out crackhead would suggest.
@@slaza3845 Whaaaa a snarky comment on youtube was unfair to your fallen leader! When will it ever end???? Poor Donald.
I recently bought a pillow filled with foam cubes. The only advantage over a solid piece of foam is that I can remove some to reduce the height of the pillow.
I ordered one 3 years ago and boy did they send me an *Airplane pillow* I was like WTF 🤬🤬
I wouldn’t let my dog sleep on his pillows.
Idk if that's saying much considering I treat and trust my animals far better than any human. They're far more trust worthy, selfless, loyal, and protective. They're way less vengeful. They know right from wrong. They offer unconditional love. They have no ego, unless they wanna go to the park and I can't deliver on their request then watch out. But ironically enough, they possess more humanity than most humans. That's why I happily give them a way bigger piece of my bed each night. We almost don't deserve dogs, but we certainly do enough wrong to deserve some of these awful humans we get. 30 hour countdown till there's one less awful human in the White House.
I don't have pets but I wouldn't buy or sleep on his pillows either
Perhaps, he can also make doggy beds.
I would let my dog Hump the pillow and then send it back.
Your compassf9r yourvpets can no longer go unnoticed. On behalf of all decent human beings, thank you
"Enter the code, LIZARD PEOPLE"...hee hee hee
One of the best ones yet
I like the way Mr Lindell's workers are happy and smiling, no sweatshop here.
1:29 for some reason, the subtitles say supplicate but the actual word is suffocate.
So...not the same thing?
Saw that too. Unfortunately , it’s pretty common for the words not to match what’s actually being said.
Boycott "My Pillow"
At least the orange wonder will have a comfortable pillow while sharing his cell with Big Bubba Biscuit. 🤣🤣🤣
So that's what they mean by "pillow talk"... hmmm....
Lmfaooo that pillow guy impression was spot on
Mein Pillow
🤣😂🤣😂 This was funny but "Text Lizard People" really did me in.
The pillow bugs have feasted on Mike Lindell's grey matter, so all he can do is now rant insanely!
Never take advice from a current or former crackhead...lmfao!
MyPillow Guy creeping around the White House in his ongoing quest to smother democracy 🤨
omg in 24 hours the fire that the world is on will simmer down
32 hours..
29
We can only Pray, .. lots of prayer
15 hours 20 minutes
Good to know his opinions are as awful and useless as his pillows
I have a comfortable pillow and didn't pay $50.00 for it. I mute his commercials now.
Good to know you get your news from a comedy show turns fake news source.
@@cavscout888 It seems that with your subscription to this late night comedy channel and 32 comments, you have been pretty busy getting triggered by the main stream media you claim to hate. Maybe you should unsubscribe in order for your delicate sensibilities to calm down 😉
the pillows do suck
The green one is the only good one. & I got mine for like 30$
"Suffocate democracy today!" had me rolling
This tinfoil hat BS reminds me of a news story about a decade ago that Penny Arcade lampooned ("Sandwich! I trusted you!")
The seditionists will need those pillows soon...
Amazing as usual.
How does this not have more likes?!? It's freaking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 Sad, but funny nonetheless 🤷🏼♀️
Its coming...it just started today....its hilarious.
AOC: Antifa Operated Cyborg is actually pretty funny
Pretty awesome
😒Umm no it's not stop being childish
@@gerryjr6490 spell your name right.
@@michealmcneal2259😒 Of course my name is spelled right don't be stupid
@@gerryjr6490 Jesus man, lighten up. Do you see the spelling of my name? Everything in life isnt serious. Some things are funny, some things are enjoyable. Laugh and live a little, or at least chill out.
Laughing at the My Pillow ad 🤣🤣🤣
Mike Lindell has been sniffing too many of those Pillow fibers
I am so sad that I don’t have a my pillow LOL
Very funny, scary that it’s based on truth, but funny.
They can't use memory foam pillows because the cast formed over the dead person's face would be admissible in court.
It's so weak to attack him for his previous addiction. His story is incredible, he went from the bottom to the very top. His hard work turning his life around deserves praise, not this pathetic mockery.
WHY hasn't he been picked up and questioned ❓
LOVE IT
Love means ; when You go to jail and You have No Woman to hold, You will always have My Pillow to hold and have till Death do you part!,, or a Pardon!,💥
And some nights they'll be biting their pillow
I'll take my money to people who just want to sell a product, and not subvert our Democracy.
MyPillow: Not so comfy as we all thought it was now is it?
Literally couldn't breathe from laughing so hard. That was priceless.
Chris Farley would have been gold playing the my pillow guy.
It is kinda clever. For argument's sake, let's assume there are ten big companies that sell pillows, and he has 10% of fhe market. He will now lose two thirds of his customers who are not crazy Trumpists, but he will win one third of all the other companies' customers, giving him a market share of 30% for a few years until no one remembers what a "Trump" is.
People need to stop buying them overpriced bad pillows
It was the "Just enter the code LIZARD PEOPLE" that got me.
I have not bought a pillow for years, but THIS makes me want to go out and purchase a "My Pillow" to support uncensorship!
Mike Lindell, my ex's mom's love interest. Just as Kyle Riddenhouse is her niece's love interest and Ricky Schroeder is hers. Disgusting.
So that martial law guy has definitely slow smothered someone with a pillow right?
Nightmare inducing MyPillow. The MyPillow guy may be facing his own self-induced nightmare by joining ranks with insurrectionists.
And I had no idea how bad this my-pillow-advertisement-thingy is.
Mein Pillow!
Man, this is so useful! I've been really out of the loop since Twitter banned Twitler, so this'll help me stay up to date on the latest in nonsense that about a third of the country is spouting.
You know you're in trouble when your president seeks counsel from the my pillow guy.
The Pillow is secretly evil Inception Device...BWAHMMM
Oh hell yeah! Saved, Savored, Shared with a request for contravention to send emails explaining boycott of their business until the Pillow Sham Guy is removed from relevance in the United States he was willing to gut for trump.
My emails have gone to zBed Bath and Beyond and Overstock. More tomorrow.
LMAO!!!!!! Who knew? Never underestimate the power of the pillow!
Ocean State Job Lot in the Northeast has them all over their stores.
I almost choked on my water at 1:27 🤣
He'll be back at the WH in days, note in hand "paranoia pillows"
You had me at lizard people. I'm in.
"Both well rested and ready to commit sedition!"
😅😅😅😢
So funny!!!
Pelosi as Bachelorette?! I'm watching that one! Wait, that wasn't what she was doing all this time?
Imagine a pillow smothering a human face forever.
Antifa Operated Cyborg is now my new twitter name.
Sleeping comfortably