Bangalore, Mumbai, Pune, Hyderabad! I am coming to your cities with my solo in January and February! Link to all my live shows- in.bookmyshow.com/events/urjita-wani-live/ET00395374
It's relatable af when you find subs to a stand up containing words the comic didn't actually say. Because you realise that you're not the only one who comes up with badass things to say when it's already too late
Reminds me of my Mumbai days (1970-71) .I was a resident of Matunga ! Had a 1st class season ticket from Matunga to VT or Church Gate via Dadar. Men had sideburns and young women wore short skirts. I had my office in Mahim ( close to Paradise cinema) and the best way to reach office from Matunga CR ( I was with my maternal uncle at CRly flats close to the Rly station), after trying all options of bus via Dadar, train via Dadar, train and bus mix, taxi direct, part taxi- part train, turned out to be a point to point walk via the long foot overbridge connecting both Matunga CR and Matunga WR and cutting across narrow lanes/ bylanes and sabjiwala clusters. It took just 20 minutes max . Ofcouse you met the same faces, men women and children and the spots changed sometimes as one of you at least was behind schedule by a minute or two! Mumbai population generally travelled South to work while mine was mostly north bound though I admit some times I was going round in circles. V Vijayaraghavan (83) Chennai
Enjoyed your reminiscing; sideburns, short skirts, don't forgetBrylcreem and bellbottoms! I didn't directly experience that, but have a second hand memory of my older sister going to Wilson College in said short skirts in the 70s, from Mahim. The Matunga Z bridge has been closed for a year now for repairs (and no reopening in sight for quite a while longer). People have to take circuitous routes through Tilak bridge and what not to get to the Central side. Yes back then it was almost all South bound traffic- trains are killer now, jam packed both North and South routes. Thankfully I don't live in Mahim right now, which has become really crowded, and less reason to take the bridge. Enjoy your retirement years in Chennai!
You are a QUEEN; again excellent presentation, like your earlier videos. So many LOL moments for those who have ever travelled in Mumbai locals! 😀😀😀😀😀 And that too, without demeaning men (so rare among female comics)!
Urjita, you are good ! You have dramatic talent, your story-telling is funny, your voice is a natural victim's voice. Result: most of us can identify with you. Best wishes for your Goa trip !
Before starting the video I accidentally started video subtitles Best Accident Ever 😂 1 minute silence for those who didn't on the subtitles and Urjita Subtitler 😂(poor guy doesn't get recognition until and unless someone on the subtitles) By the way Kudos to your creativity sir and Urjita Di ❤
The Matunga station wala kissa actually hua tha in the early 90s and was also published in the Times Of India. Me and a friend were laughing for hours after reading it. Lol.
the last advise to get down from train i did it myself. i jumped but didnt run with pace. i fall upside down hitting shoulder down. now after 24 yrs i found one day my shoulder frozen and found shoulder rotational cuff. not sure its because of it. but now struggling with physio with light improvement.
We moved permanently to Australia. AQI is 30, Milk is pure and Not shampoo/urea, vegetables and fruits are Near Organic, we drink tap water, jobs are Plenty. Also Plenty of Desi community.
Bangalore, Mumbai, Pune, Hyderabad! I am coming to your cities with my solo in January and February!
Link to all my live shows-
in.bookmyshow.com/events/urjita-wani-live/ET00395374
Hi plz video dala koro
welcome to mumbai 🤪
Hahahaha thank you! Meri video ka bhi welcome kara do 1 Million club mein🤪
@@urjitawani. Thoda Marathi bhi beech main daaldo..ho jaega 1 mn.
@@urjitawani. RUclips wale marathi manus ko Mumbai mein welcome karre. Jago Marathi Jago. Ye durdasha mat saho.
It's relatable af when you find subs to a stand up containing words the comic didn't actually say. Because you realise that you're not the only one who comes up with badass things to say when it's already too late
Prashasti's and Urjita's the train rant 😂😂
Banger🤣🤣 Those Marathi Slangs were top notch!!
Alternative Title: All We Imagine As Local Trains
Alternative Title: How to find the g-spot easily (works everytime)
Urjita can stand in silence and I would still have the heartiest laugh of my life, she is too talented and too fkin funny
anas bhai aap yaha
♥️♥️♥️
Have seen this bit Live, what a beautifully crafted and performed bit, Loved it Urjita, Cheers !!
@@SundeepSharmaComedian thank you so much Sundeep! 🐦🔥🐦🔥
You are really awesome Urjita.❤🎉 Keep going strong. 👏🏻👏🏻
And honestly one of the very very very few female comics who is actually so funny😅😅😂
Mumbai people and their train trauma... Bdiya bonding topic h😅😂
Mukesh here.. m so heartbroken right now 😭 7:30
Reminds me of my Mumbai days (1970-71) .I was a resident of Matunga ! Had a 1st class season ticket from Matunga to VT or Church Gate via Dadar. Men had sideburns and young women wore short skirts. I had my office in Mahim ( close to Paradise cinema) and the best way to reach office from Matunga CR ( I was with my maternal uncle at CRly flats close to the Rly station), after trying all options of bus via Dadar, train via Dadar, train and bus mix, taxi direct, part taxi- part train, turned out to be a point to point walk via the long foot overbridge connecting both Matunga CR and Matunga WR and cutting across narrow lanes/ bylanes and sabjiwala clusters. It took just 20 minutes max . Ofcouse you met the same faces, men women and children and the spots changed sometimes as one of you at least was behind schedule by a minute or two!
Mumbai population generally travelled South to work while mine was mostly north bound though I admit some times I was going round in circles.
V Vijayaraghavan (83)
Chennai
Enjoyed your reminiscing; sideburns, short skirts, don't forgetBrylcreem and bellbottoms! I didn't directly experience that, but have a second hand memory of my older sister going to Wilson College in said short skirts in the 70s, from Mahim. The Matunga Z bridge has been closed for a year now for repairs (and no reopening in sight for quite a while longer). People have to take circuitous routes through Tilak bridge and what not to get to the Central side. Yes back then it was almost all South bound traffic- trains are killer now, jam packed both North and South routes. Thankfully I don't live in Mahim right now, which has become really crowded, and less reason to take the bridge. Enjoy your retirement years in Chennai!
Watching it in train only 😂😂
You are a QUEEN; again excellent presentation, like your earlier videos. So many LOL moments for those who have ever travelled in Mumbai locals! 😀😀😀😀😀 And that too, without demeaning men (so rare among female comics)!
Locals are the key factor of any decision a mumbaikar takes
I like her cute face 😂
It's not plastic surgery, I couldn't believe it.
One of the few talented female artists.. brilliant timing and the expressions 😂 👏🏻
You really rocked it Urjita. So wonderful timing .
last joke very original!!.. its only 2 year old story but somehow i have listening since past decade... i got some superpower guys!
To wo Banda tu hi tha jo abhi tak matunga station oe utar nahi paya 😂😂
you are very under rated, keep working hard, lots of love
You are good something absolutely new
Sound pro all the very best ❤
Urjita and Prashasti 🤔 2 women comedian, uploaded 2 videos about Mumbai local train 😮😮😮 in same day 😊
What an incredible set! Loved it Urjita❤
Mast likha hai...jabardast.
That last one was epic. 😂😂😂
From kalyan to bombay. You go girl 🥂💁🏼♀️
Yes, you go in a local train girl 🥂👟🚂
Yas kween❤❤
Iss show ke baad ya pehle, Mohammad Hussain aka officiallysane ne bhi perform Kiya tha naa, cause the audience is same.😅😅😅
Bc itna dimag padhai mai lagata toh kaha hota😂
Haan sahi bola bhai
@@AtifArshaddyes! 😂😂
Yes hahaha same show!
@@Officiallysane can't belive you replied, love you man😭😭😭❤️❤️
I am again watching this and got my stomach burst🤣
First stand up comedian I subscribed to, in almost 1yr
Kya mast video tha yarr Urjita 😂😂😂😂, so good ❤
dude, u r jst awesome..❣❣
Awwwwww its simply superb.....❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Too good the way you orate 😂😂🎉🎉
Urjita, you are good ! You have dramatic talent, your story-telling is funny, your voice is a natural victim's voice. Result: most of us can identify with you. Best wishes for your Goa trip !
Omg!! So funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You are my favourite standup comedian Urjita👏👏
@@lilyflower2171 yayy! Thank you 🤩
very nice watched your video 1st time today good to see a actually good women comic
Love the spirit of her jokes.. great
I like your comedy You have your own style which is not inspired/copied of other top comedians… Very nice 👍🏻 Keep it up
Watching this while travelling in local train hits different
Chalti train mein Matunga par mat utarna 🙏
Bohot late bol diya abh mujhe samne wale dibbe ne wapas utha liya hai 😔
Mukesh after watching this -main aapko seriously nahi leta .
BEING SOMEONE WHO DIDNT LAUGH OUT LOUD FROM A FEW MONTHS THANKING GOD THAT I FOUND YOUR CHANNEL
@@aloneprani9230 thank you🥹
Last was tooooo goooood😂😂😂😂😂
has it aged well wapis lao, didi!
has it aged well wapis lao, *stepsister!
Hopefully, soon! ♥️
dhadkan ka episode kar lena, but vapis lao
@@suvendroseal1724 ye porn nhi dekhti shayad. Isko nhi samjhega. Sochegi soteli behen q bol rhe, itna kharab gaya kya mera...
Before starting the video I accidentally started video subtitles
Best Accident Ever 😂
1 minute silence for those who didn't on the subtitles and Urjita Subtitler 😂(poor guy doesn't get recognition until and unless someone on the subtitles)
By the way Kudos to your creativity sir and Urjita Di ❤
I am the subtitler 😂
@@urjitawani.😂❤
@@urjitawani.❤😂
Really 😂😂😂😂
Amazing jokes, Urjita! I have always been a fan of the way you deliver your jokes.
@@Maheshwarkhetan thank you so much :)
Fantastic comedy. Delivery is very good
The matunga joke is a very very old one. We used to crack it in school. But your delivery is fab. Keep it up
The pothole joke split me up.
First time watched your show. Cute innocent comedy.
last one was epic......superb
I am not flirting you but seriously your face and smile is so cute 🥰Kai bar to aapki chehre ki muskurahat dekhkar Hansi a gai 🌹🌹🌹
I'm from Latur loving this episode of trains❤
Well written and performed. Keep it up. You're amazing.
Tho main physio ka 1500 kyu bhar raha tha🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hilarious bit yaar!
@@kartiksadvij hahaha thank youu Kartik🥰🥰
i didnt expect much from this. but damn! you are my fav female comedian now alongside fatima ayesha
Petition to give hike to Urjitas Video Editor
and Urjita's subtitler absolute bang on work
She is hilarious and on point 😂😂😂
The Matunga station wala kissa actually hua tha in the early 90s and was also published in the Times Of India. Me and a friend were laughing for hours after reading it. Lol.
amazing set. thoroughly enjoyed.
the last advise to get down from train i did it myself. i jumped but didnt run with pace. i fall upside down hitting shoulder down. now after 24 yrs i found one day my shoulder frozen and found shoulder rotational cuff. not sure its because of it. but now struggling with physio with light improvement.
well, she's backkk ! 😂🤌🏻❤️
u rock urjita, love you
Reality Boss 😂😂😂😂😂
Today while travelling from Thane to CSMT I realised ki train actually Matunga pe slow hoti h😂😂😂
Urjita❤❤❤ big fan of your work... pls do a show in bangalore
How can Bangaloreans relate to shitty life of mumbai
Coming to Bangalore in February!
@@urjitawani. yaaayyy waiting to see you 😍
You're really good! Loved it❤ brilliant job
Comedy suna hi nahi ur expression and voice as well as u, cute❤
Loved it ❤
Love you urjita ❤❤ i hope you will drop video regularly
Superb delivery❤
Ekdam right if you have so many struggle in your life you romanticise it. That's the spirit of Mumbai.
10 min me itne jokes koi local me travel Karne Wali hi daal sakti hai. Really funny.
@@harshitagrawal3331 thank you 🤩
She is sooo beautiful and cute❤❤❤❤❤
Loved the ticket title for early bird! 🤣
You are going to blast the future 🎉
Didi is sooooo cuteeee🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️
Loved IT ..want to see your set live
Follow my socials for updates :)
Expressions😊😊
Oh my God 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this clip is too good
9:45 edit was superb
It cant be saamne wali compartment who picked up that man back into the train, it will be the peeche waali compartment
Good humour 👍
2:32 ‘Do Aankhein, Baara Haath’ > Peak Hour
The omnipresent Pokhraj baba is here 🙏
@ Lmaooooo not the ‘baba’ 💀
Cute + Funny ? Am I dreaming 😍
Bhaai saaab 🤣🤣🤣 03:08
Finally i found best female comedian
The only female stand-up artist which I've found funny af!
You are superb 😂😂😂😂
Yaad hi aagya channel hai aapka❤
Lovely show 😂😂😂
"metal detector" वाला awesome.. 😂😂
Lovely video pls keep uploading
Sahi jaa rhi h sister ,, keep it up ❤
Sooo good ❤🤌👌
Urjita Rocks😁🔥
One is truly blessed, lucky, special, fortunate, privileged if one doesn't need to use the local trains in Mumbai.
We moved permanently to Australia. AQI is 30, Milk is pure and Not shampoo/urea, vegetables and fruits are Near Organic, we drink tap water, jobs are Plenty. Also Plenty of Desi community.
Good set!
Very Nice.. you are really funny...
Gudhu gudhu sunke bachpan air sinchan yaad aagaya 🤣
Urjita please bring Collab with Fatima... ❤
Highly *enter-train-ing* 😂😂😂