How to Give Virginia a Pistol - Sons of the Forest
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Watch our Series on the first game "The Forest"
• The Forest | THE FUL...
Appsro teaching Simon to use the hanglider was like an angry dad teaching his son to ride a bike
Oh my goodness the fight between Simon and Appsro was the highlight of my day lol just like the old days!
Grumpy Simon and frustrated Appsro are truly a treasure.
Pro tip, the game won’t let you remove any log supports that are critical. Just hold C on all the logs you want to try and remove and it’ll either let you or not.
I think that just helped me more than it helped them 😂
I finally figured out how to put up stone braces so I could open my base more haha
She keeps two hands up in front of her like she is scared, while a third hand is pointing a gun.
Pro strategy ngl.
"call an ambulance... BUT NOT FOR ME" type shit 😂
Misdirection. You have to keep the enemy guessing.
TBF to Simon, Appsro literally did just say jump off the cliff, then jump off and press S, THEN jump off and only press it for a few seconds but TOTALLY on Simon XD
Simon, you are the spirit animal of all combat vets with PTSD. If it’s been a while since I’ve played a game, I have the same problems. The memory stuff, how you get upset when people throw too much information at you, the irritability when you are stressed. I love you, man. You are seen 😂❤.
I like to imagine some cannibals was watching them argue and be like "maybe we should go for now"
"You think they are too dangerous?"
"Look, either they vent their anger on us, or they kill each other and we get a free meal, which do you want to try for?"
@@Tentumon111 "either way I feel Awkward"
I kinda wanna play this game, but then I remember what it was like playing this game and uh... I'll just watch the video.
I don’t think I’ve ever heard Simon yell like that before 😂… I’m dying
Appsro- just hold s Simon- so i just hold S! Appsro - yes....... but if you hold it too long you'll stall
Simon- so how long do i hold it for? Appsro- i don't know, a couple of the arguing begins mwahahahahahahahahhahahaa
I'm reminded of the 7D2D "Press space bar Simon, press space bar" right into the blade trap
How many of Simon's problems would be solved by actually reading the prompts on screen, it clearly says Hold L to light the torch.
90%
He's special...
Simon has zero gaming instincts 😂
But he can build a house with his eyes closed🤣
@@alexwynn4434 I highly doubt that. Just becuase you were in construction does not mean you were good at it. If anything this gives evidence he's highly incompetent.
Yet he makes his income off gaming when his strengths are construction and cooking 😂
He has vastly improved in 7 days his last horde base was well thought out, and he tends to die way less in it. Also, he has gotten really good at Ark, and on his play on the dumpster channel, it is pretty good. I mean, he's prone to Simon like things, but he is better by leaps and bounds from where he was when they started the channel.
Been watching these guys for a LONG while now. There is zero chance that Simon is actually bad at gaming. It’s a bit. It’s his shtick. The best evidence someone is incompetent is their willingness to accuse the sake of others. lol…rubber glue! Simon forever!! (I may be biased, he’s my favorite)
Appsro just casually walking away from Simon while having an argument and Simon raging behind him about how Appsro takes no accountability lol why was this so funny to me 😆
13:13 lol 😂 "uncle mommy and daddy are yelling at each other again." Uncle "they just love each other too much." 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah I'm with Simon, I mean I am very similar to him with instructions but at the same time, if you only give half the instructions, then what do you expect?
Don't blame the person being taught something for not understanding or getting it wrong when you only teach them half of what they need to know 😂
13:50 I'm so glad Simon finally standing up for himself after YEARS of y'all giving him horrible (very exact and detailed) instructions then giving him so much crap when he doesn't understand those very simple instructions!!!
Im his big fan. I love how huge progress he made thru years. As others i see they stall in gaming skills, Simos is getting better and better.
in caves, you can place wall torches as you go for better lighting
Where th fuck did Kelvin wander off to? Ain't seen him in 3 episodes
poor simon, i'm sure he will understand gravity eventually.
Holy crap, a 20 minute episode?!
I used to think that Simon was putting on an act. Now I just relize he has the IQ of a drop of water.
I disagree! Even a drop of water will automatically follow the path of least resistance. Simon, it seems, willingly refuses to adapt to anything - preferring to instead ask others for their input and then throwing a child-like tantrum when he doesn't understand. It is like the man has NO critical thinking skills and will blame others because he knows just how much of an idiot he is. He will ask for information, receive that information, and then forget about it 60 seconds later. Newborn children have better thought processes than Simon.
Is it odd I'm expecting simon to get into a argument with his own reflection now
Should have labeled this episode as “Simon learns how to play…again ”😂
Or Simon found a stick 😂
I am guessing that Simon never learned how to drive...
This has been a fun series!
Wow the Simon character gets pretty nasty when his brain doesn't work, it's not everyone else's fault your head is sore mate.
I would love to see the full uncut playthrough
That was a real old married couple argument! Like people who've been married for decades and are just sick of each others shit. Love it!
I'm team Simon on this one big time. First instruction was jump and point up. Later, hold S. Later don't hold S for too long. Later, like a paper plane? What not tell him the controls are like an airplane that people actively control? Pull back (with S) like the normal controls of an airplane to pull up.
The Simon and Appsro show never disappoints to see how two people can talk to each other like this without coming to blows.
13:20 wow simon dont be that way. Name calling? smh
Lmao Simon is yelling like he's the one not falling and eating trees.
The amount of projection simon is throwing out in this episode is both obnoxious and hilarious lol.
You should have put a period after the word "obnoxious." The man is an idiot.
*Simon trying to pilot a plane
(Staring at ceiling of cockpit)
"Why aren't we going no-where?"
Simon has a sign above his bed at home that says, "Suck air in through your mouth and nose then blow out. Repeat all day."
I love these guys. No matter the games, challenges, events, stories, or concepts they come up with, they always know how to make it into top-grade entertainment. They never fail to make me smile or laugh.
So nice bringing a guy like Simon on. Someone who never played a video game before.
He has played them for years now and still cannot grasp the simple concepts. The man is infuriating most of the time because he doesn't seem to care about learning his job and/or because he knows just how incompetent he really is!
"Looks at blueprint showing hang glider ramp" "I dunno what this is!" .... "Looks like a bigger spring trap. I wonder what it does". Come ON, fellas!
Are you sure its Kelvin with the braindamage? And not Simon?
I'd suggest Kelvin replace Simon as a member of Neebs Gaming. At least Kelvin is productive and doesn't need constant guidance and reassurance.
that racoon at 4:05 in the back ground
like a married couple, one is waking away from the argument, the other keeps following and won't let it go.
... Hell yeah... Be loving me some, Son's of the Forest... Must be Friday...
💙💚💜💛💖
Every time it's like Simon has never played a video game before
The last time I heard Simon get that angry and loud, they were on Raft, and he did the monkey noises. Lol
Simon and Appsro's argument is so funny for some reason.
"Listen man how much shit do we play?" Not enough Simon not enough. You could play 8 days a week and it wouldn't be enough XD
Happy Simon was able to finally keep it up.
He will forget it by next week. The man is an idiot (or can convincingly play on)!
"Other than that it's like a cricket?" "Not really." Mole crickets are called as such because they are semi solitary crickets that dig burrows, bros :).
I know that sounded like I went on the google for the answer but I like to balance my nerd knowledge with IRL Earth stuff too lol.
I can imagine their office just roaring laughing at the flying lesson
My god, has Simon had a head injury in the past? He's the worst gamer I've ever seen 😂
I dont think i want to live in a world where Simon finally picks up on* basic game mechanics and carries that knowledge throughout every game he plays
Those hang gliders are wonk city though, so this is one is reasonable
Ah the old Appsro Simon internal conflict...but still Simon learns after Appsro teaches. Two Stubborn legends!
If you really wanna fly high, take a mono-wheel thing over that glider launcher. You'll likely lose the mono-wheel if you equip the glider at peak altitude though. (I'm hoping the Devs haven't patched out this "feature")
(Edit: Oh yeah, Simon's got building skills, he should know about bracing of roof beams. Get a half-log and go up to the join between a horizontal roof beam and the wall it's supported from.)
Neebs gaming live needs to come up to the north east!
I feel for appsro, I tried to get my mom(60+) to play SOTF, gliding was particularly difficult to explain in a way she would grasp - never got it. Proud to see Simon soaring along.
Until next week when nothing has been transferred from his short-term memory to his long-term memory. The man needs to take responsibility for his lack of actions - namely, his lack of being prepared to competently do his job.
@@rustygarnett4393 Are you going take responsability for being a douche-bag? It's almost like you were programmed to nitpick like a whinging old woman.
I absolutely cannot remember the buttons and systems for more than one game at a time. Justice for Simon!
3:37 I just googled a mole cricket and they are NOT okay
"It won't be that bad...OMGITHASMOLEHANDS!"
for those who don‘t know, mole crickets are a special group (a whole family actually) of crickets that lives underground and has massive front legs for burrowing.
Yeah it's kinda annoying when it says on Simons screen what button he should press but he's like I don't know what to do. We play too many games waaaah. Use your friggin eyes bro and not make lame excuses.
I’ll never understand these comments. Neebs gaming is the worst professional RUclips gamers ever. They are old men lol that’s the charm
I agree with you 100%
@@AngryDad. Have you not seen 'grndpagaming?' The man is 71 years old and knows how to game. There is a 75 year old professional female gamer AND a 90 year old professional female gamer that can remember what buttons to press and how to play a game. There are MANY old-timers that could easily outplay any member of Neebs Gaming; however, the fact that Simon must CONSTANTLY be reminded of what buttons to press - even though the game tells him which buttons to press - is annoying and irritating as F**K! You'd think that any professional gamer would put in the time to learn how to play the games they play. Simon either has brain damage or doesn't care to process this information to long-term memory because he doesn't care how to properly do his job.
Now do you understand?
It is because it is just a job to him. The only one who is a gamer is Appsro, and Dora likes party games. Neebs and Simon just do it as a job, so no passion to learn or care
DONT GOOGLE MOLE CRICKET
Happy someone else had the emathy to warn people from this!
*immediately Googled
@@noonenowhere6920 same. they're adorbs. and nothing like the blue waffle I was suspecting
Keep this game going for 100 years! 🥳
Love the hang glider bit and I was with Simon the whole time. Cuz Appsro was unclear on instructions 😂
Always here for one my childhood RUclipsrs
The fight between Appsro and Simon was one of the most autistic things I’ve ever watched. Love u guys
If i remember right if you jump right when you launch yourself on the spring board, you go to space.
It pains me that Simon is licensed to drive a car
I cant even imagine the future fight of taking away his keys.
Simon makes FIRE!!!
Simon had been doing great for so long in a whole bunch of games and the today, he had a full regression. Like what happened?!😂
Based on that argument with Appsro, I am now convinced that Simon plays games with his eyes closed and navigates entirely by sound
I don't think I've LOLed this much since Appsro told Simon to read a book in Sea of Thieves.
... or when Appsro told Simon to press the spacebar in 7D2D and had him jump into a blade trap. LMFAO!
I know they split up into Simon and Appsro, and Neebs and Doraleous; but at some point we need to old format. Neebs and Appsro, Simon and Doraleous. Thick being the lone wolf his is, is somewhere in the universe watching over them!
3:50 i had to stop and look up mole cricket
I have returned and yes they are exactly what you'd think - thanks Dora
World peace!! Hey guys jump into the HellDivers 2 this weekend for its anniversary celebration
Poor Simon, it's hard on us old people game playing. So much stuff to remember, lol. 😂❤
Simon sure does get upset at his own incompetence.
I think it is because he knows he is an idiot and doesn't really care to learn his job.
imagine if Simon did hand gliding in real life? He'd probably end up in Bermuda.
Can't wait to see Simon and Appsro argument get animated. lol
I bet Simon took years to figure out how to make a right turn while driving. Probably spent days circling an intersection.
Simon isn’t wrong. Some games you hold forward and you glide fine. Other games you do it like Mario and only hold for a bit. Then unless you go to the trouble of mapping your keys to the same layout, jumping between games can mess you up.
So you are saying that Simon should have been able to easily figure out in two jumps, right? I'd argue that Simon has no critical thinking ability AND/OR he doesn't care enough about his job (professional gamer) to learn how to properly play the games the group is posting. It is entirely possible that he has brain damage and cannot process short-term memory into long-term memory, but I've seen his gaming improve in 7D2D, so I know he is capable... I don't think he cares.
the holding S made me laugh. Great episode.
You guys rock, always love seeing new stuff up
So much fun! I had a blast! I couldn't stop laughing. Loved it ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
"I wish all animals had hands"
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Omg Simon and his “gun” in the beginning has me so…heavy sigh
Both Appsro and Simon are to blame for the funny argument. Simon cant remember anything and Appsro thinks he does no wrong. 😂😂
Simon is the master of projection.
I'm with Simon on this one. Appsro's initial instructions for operating the hang glider left a lot to be desired. 😄
Granted, but Simon also doesn't rely on his own ability to critically think about anything. Additionally, as a professional gamer, you'd think that Simon would at least try to learn how to play the games the channel is posting. I don't get that vibe from his questions and game play.
I'm curious how four grown men make any form of money off of this and one more youtube channel, or is it strictly begging on patrion?
Thanks gang I needed a good laugh today. Love it.
Apsro and Simon argument is just like me and my Mrs 😂
there were quite a lot of racoons in Mexico... was kinda funny.. one couple of racoons stole the mayonnaise off the table while i was eating
that was a fun rant ¾ ways in 😅
I Fuckin love Simon and Asppro 🤣
Simons poor brain. 😂
Simon going senile i swear :0
The arguments are pure entertainment lol
I love you guys so much!
The scene of Simon and appsro and the glider is gold my cheeks hurt from smiling and laughing truly hilarious 😂
3:27 😂
DAYUM Simon is terrible at flying why am I not surprised. Simon learning to fly wow who knew cadet Simon could fly.
When battlefield 6 comes out will you make a animated series about it?
Fuckin mole crickets are weird as hell. I was born and raised in Tampa FL. They are all over and are just a weird ass lookin monster of a bug, but they deserve the name mole because if how efficient their bodies are at digging
2:44 Rarely spoken words.