Stargate SG-1 Funny Moments 2

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  • Опубликовано: 19 янв 2010
  • ::DISCLAIMER:: I DO NOT OWN THIS SHOW!!!
    These are just some really funny moments from a few seasons of Stargate SG-1...
    ::Episodes Used::
    Season 1 Episode 22 Within the Serpent's Grasp
    Season 3 Episode 3 Foothold
    Season 6 Episode 17 Disclosure
    Season 7 Episode 3 Fragile Balance
    Season 8 Episode 2 New Order (Part 2)
    Season 8 Episode 3 Lockdown
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  • @AltFreak25
    @AltFreak25 7 лет назад +663

    You have to admit that the actor that played the "mini-me" version of O'Neill did a pretty awesome job.

    • @ListenToGlobal
      @ListenToGlobal 5 лет назад +17

      Yes!! Exactly what I was thinking

    • @sgmckay297
      @sgmckay297 5 лет назад +32

      He was so much like him like his looks and behavior 😂

    • @mogalactic2715
      @mogalactic2715 5 лет назад +28

      His additude is identical Lol

    • @jjbinx
      @jjbinx 4 года назад +29

      He should play him again if they ever BRING BACK STARGATE!

    • @fred306801
      @fred306801 3 года назад +31

      By Now he should be old enough to have his own SG team.

  • @Exoneos
    @Exoneos 7 лет назад +323

    Thor roasting Kinsey was so damn good lol

    • @ShrekWallBee
      @ShrekWallBee 5 лет назад +8

      @@jimkiernan3563 i know right i hated him too

    • @eternaldarkness6
      @eternaldarkness6 4 года назад +4

      @@jimkiernan3563 and Woolsey

    • @tomf3150
      @tomf3150 3 года назад +5

      @@eternaldarkness6 Woolsey is a good guy.

    • @spaghettiboi33
      @spaghettiboi33 2 года назад +4

      @@tomf3150 yeah, I think he redeemed himself when he started running Atlantis

    • @therealhiesenberg2731
      @therealhiesenberg2731 Год назад +4

      ​@@spaghettiboi33 nope, he redeemed himself when Hammond gave him the disk linking Kinsey to the trust, then in turn giving that disk to the president, who in turn fired Kinsey.

  • @MajorReynolds92
    @MajorReynolds92 6 лет назад +178

    D- "When someone gets a new place, it's customary for them to throw a party."
    T- *CAREFULLY CONCEALED FEAR OF COOKING INTENSIFIES* "Would I be required to prepare a meal?"

    • @zippacna
      @zippacna 2 года назад +10

      And Sam just immediately covers for him...
      If that isn't friendship goals, nothing is

  • @DraelinDK
    @DraelinDK 4 года назад +142

    I still love how Daniel says ASS-GUARD instead of Asguard

    • @dpg4477
      @dpg4477 2 года назад +8

      I always loved the way Carter said Daniel.... DAAYYYYNEUL

  • @hpa2005
    @hpa2005 6 лет назад +234

    Jack: "How long was I asleep?
    Sam: "Seven days"
    Jack: "That's a record"

  • @Joshua-ew6ks
    @Joshua-ew6ks 2 года назад +38

    Thor is very patient with Jack. It's like a Father being patient with a 3-year old.

  • @nano_ranger
    @nano_ranger 8 лет назад +304

    "Supreme Commander"
    Sassy Thor

    • @Katvanished
      @Katvanished 6 лет назад +4

      I love thor's wheel chair

    • @suicidinggt2990
      @suicidinggt2990 6 лет назад

      Nano_Ranger

    • @ShadowFlipsy
      @ShadowFlipsy 6 лет назад +7

      one does not simple mess with Thor

    • @Wuschel1990
      @Wuschel1990 5 лет назад +7

      What is sassy about being correct. Kinsey degrades Thor from "supreme commander" to "commander". That's simply disrespectful and Thor doesn't take that well.

    • @saubererzauberer1230
      @saubererzauberer1230 4 года назад +6

      " _Supreme_ Commander"
      *raises tiny finger

  • @GhostBear3067
    @GhostBear3067 3 года назад +132

    Very late comment, but kudos to the British delegate for remembering his manners and greeting the new arrival to the conference. And good on Thor for responding in kind.

    • @connerschupp4543
      @connerschupp4543 2 года назад +3

      im annoying, but hes canadian

    • @adammclaughlin845
      @adammclaughlin845 Год назад

      If the UK and other allies of the USA ever found out the USA had been making secret alliances, fighting secret wars and having the whole Earth's safety in their hands, without telling anyone, for years, they wouldn't start applauding their American angels. There'd be the greatest shitstorm in human history! Imagine what Russia and China would do!

    • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim Год назад +3

      ​@@connerschupp4543No shit. But the _character_ was British.

  • @Jan_Koopman
    @Jan_Koopman 2 года назад +42

    Teal'c is just the most wholesome friend ever.

  • @leonkernan
    @leonkernan 6 лет назад +67

    Thor is a great guest, he even beams in his own seat.

  • @Xershade
    @Xershade 12 лет назад +71

    Kinsey: I'm sure it was commander...
    Thor: SUPREME Commander.

  • @IncapableLP
    @IncapableLP 2 года назад +13

    "I can pretty much do anything i want, can i?"
    *lights off*
    *lights on*
    *lights off*
    *lights on*
    *lights off*
    God i love O'Neill

  • @lindaseel8633
    @lindaseel8633 3 года назад +28

    Ronnie Cox is such an excellent actor. That's because he is great at making me hate Senator Kinsey, yet he was such a nice guy in Deliverance.

  • @reelsoffortuneslotsplay4267
    @reelsoffortuneslotsplay4267 3 года назад +39

    The casting for a younger O'Neill as well as for the younger Hammond were very well done...

  • @ThePirateburke86
    @ThePirateburke86 8 лет назад +120

    "Ass-guard"... Good one Jackson

    • @davidkelly4210
      @davidkelly4210 3 года назад +7

      It's even funnier when you realize Shanks is the voice actor for all the Asgard. He was basically calling himself an ass.

    • @Rezinstance
      @Rezinstance 3 года назад +3

      @@davidkelly4210 He plays Thor, Aegir and Penegal. Loki is played by director Peter DeLuise, Heimdall by Teryl Rothery (also Janet Fraiser), Kvasir and Hermoid are played by Trevor Devall, Freyr is played by Brian Jensen and Dion Luther (Mollem from episodes 2001 and 2010) played Chief Archon Asgard in episodes "Red Sky" and "Fail Safe".

    • @AzguardMike
      @AzguardMike 3 года назад +2

      its more funny when you realise Shanks often roasts the show at the cons. He hated the Zat guns, calling them penis guns. He calls the Azgard the Ass-Guards and the who 3 shoots from the zat make no sense "like whats the time table? One shot stuns and 2 kill, ok. But how long after the 1st shot until the next shot just stuns again?" You get the feeling Shanks hated working on SG1

  • @ad-wk2sc
    @ad-wk2sc 4 года назад +30

    Jack's second 'what's goin on' realy cracked me up. He seems so confused and begged for explanation. Poor Jack.

  • @melissadavis18
    @melissadavis18 3 года назад +21

    I love how Jack was always looking towards and asking Sam what was going on.

  • @lexsmith8689
    @lexsmith8689 11 лет назад +36

    ...senator Kinsey. O´neill suggested I send you to a distant planet for your actions here...
    SUPREME commander!! kinsey OWNED!!

  • @thebighurt2495
    @thebighurt2495 8 лет назад +45

    0:48 - 1:00 The British rep's the first one to snap out of the shock, and is even trying to keep up with the situation. Stiff Upper Lip, indeed

  • @Cheburashka207
    @Cheburashka207 8 лет назад +100

    "Supreme commander"
    Senator ownage!!

    • @TeamKuukiFoodGames
      @TeamKuukiFoodGames 8 лет назад

      +Cheburashka207 omg SG1 fans still alive?? xD

    • @Cheburashka207
      @Cheburashka207 8 лет назад +5

      chidoriookami
      They can't stop us
      They can try
      Fans of SG1 will never die!!!

    • @TeamKuukiFoodGames
      @TeamKuukiFoodGames 8 лет назад +6

      Cheburashka207 Long Live SG1!!

    • @Protegit
      @Protegit 8 лет назад +4

      +Cheburashka207 Indeed

    • @terrorcop101
      @terrorcop101 7 лет назад

      I wonder how Trump would react to something like that.

  • @diamoniel4241
    @diamoniel4241 5 лет назад +12

    Thor is so badass he brings his own chair to meetings.

  • @kadindarklord
    @kadindarklord 5 лет назад +17

    I find the delivery of the Asgard by Daniel funny. He seems to be emphasizing the Ass in it.

  • @npsit1
    @npsit1 7 лет назад +34

    2:18 HA.. I never noticed that he said "ASS-gard"...

  • @xena91388
    @xena91388 10 лет назад +116

    How mad was Mr. Linguist Daniel at 2:14 to purposely mispronounce Asgard into Ass-(slight pause)-gard?

    • @myname3960
      @myname3960 10 лет назад +13

      probably threw his script off stage.

  • @TimeKeeperXx
    @TimeKeeperXx 11 лет назад +18

    'Would I be required to prepare a meal?" love Teal'c

  • @Ozeneu10
    @Ozeneu10 11 лет назад +11

    Even though Teal'c often gets expressions wrong, i just love how he has the tendency to state the obvious sometimes. =]]

  • @1tnrebel
    @1tnrebel 7 лет назад +21

    I miss this show!

  • @redactedredacted4080
    @redactedredacted4080 6 лет назад +25

    1:30 thou shall not sass Thor

  • @BlackDiamond2718
    @BlackDiamond2718 3 года назад +12

    Watching an extension of the show is not dependent on having the original cast, it is preferred.

  • @quicksilvertongue3248
    @quicksilvertongue3248 8 месяцев назад +1

    "I'm sure it was, Commander--"
    "SUPREME Commander."
    Captain Jellico forgot he wasn't just dealing with Riker here....

  • @xadam2dudex
    @xadam2dudex Год назад +2

    That one finger gesture was a classic image .. Poor Thor ..we miss him

  • @justanotherhotguy
    @justanotherhotguy 3 года назад +3

    2:14 This Assgard, I see what you did there Daniel Jackson!

  • @giantTyrant
    @giantTyrant 12 лет назад +10

    3:35 can do anything he wants... decides to be a clapper.

  • @justjoshingya504
    @justjoshingya504 6 лет назад +10

    I miss Thor. I wish he went too Atlantis and helped them out against the Wraith instead of blowing themselves up 😐😭 Thor would've had a lot of funny interactions with the Stargate Atlantis crew. He also would've great talking with Tom and his latest Asgard tech was tough enough to wreck the Ori and could easily wipe out Wraith! Plus his help and a fleet of his ships would've make life so much easier for Atlantis since they had plenty of A class fighters, jumpers, Ancients tech for the Asgard to copy/improve on and made a real amazing fleet of Asgard and human pilots etc.

  • @Shilhi1
    @Shilhi1 13 лет назад +11

    2:08 - Jack is quite beside himself.

  • @midtown3221
    @midtown3221 7 лет назад +6

    I *really* love this show.

  • @mikeschmidt4800
    @mikeschmidt4800 3 года назад +7

    Teal'c is the best character in all of sci-fi.

  • @VikingPrincesLulubel
    @VikingPrincesLulubel 13 лет назад +7

    'will i be required to cook'
    i love teal'c.

  • @lefr33man
    @lefr33man 7 лет назад +16

    "this...ASSgard"
    eh.

  • @NickPCage
    @NickPCage 2 года назад +2

    lol everytime i watch the episode with daniel saying assguard it makes me laugh

  • @nickpond9337
    @nickpond9337 2 месяца назад

    TWO Min Forty Five Second ' s Fragile Balance ! Very Good Ep Story .

  • @eastlynburkholder3559
    @eastlynburkholder3559 Месяц назад

    Untamed Equines could not stop me from attending your (birthday?) celebration, Major Carter .Teal'c says this, attempting to say the idiom Wild Horses could not keep me away.

  • @bsgtrekfan88
    @bsgtrekfan88 3 года назад +8

    anyone els really REALLY want to see SG1 just have a night off...a real one with no bullshit going on - his "party" could have been amazing!

  • @japkap
    @japkap 3 года назад +2

    ahh missed the bit with the replicator weapon and O'Neill going Who's your daddy...

  • @mho...
    @mho... 10 месяцев назад

    the most memorable funny scene for me will always be : "in the middle of my back-swing?!" 😅

  • @Lava91point0
    @Lava91point0 6 лет назад +8

    3:30 Jacksons face lol

  • @loganonamac7
    @loganonamac7 11 лет назад +4

    Well, they guard Earth's ass, so that may be an appropriate name.

  • @TheTrueDarkZIdane
    @TheTrueDarkZIdane 9 лет назад +32

    anyone else remember that the first ep had full frontal nudity in it? lol

    • @littlebrowny
      @littlebrowny 9 лет назад +8

      Lol the wife of Daniel Jackson.

    • @cyril4046
      @cyril4046 8 лет назад +3

      +Zid ane Yes, but why do you say that ?

    • @TeamKuukiFoodGames
      @TeamKuukiFoodGames 8 лет назад +2

      +Zid ane Oh yeahhh lol

    • @TheTrueDarkZIdane
      @TheTrueDarkZIdane 8 лет назад +4

      +Cyril B thought is was funny that nobody ever talks about it

    • @Revan2908
      @Revan2908 8 лет назад +3

      +Zid ane And boy was I pleased to see *that* particular lady in the altogether!

  • @paulbeaney4901
    @paulbeaney4901 2 года назад

    2:15 "pretty sure this assguard". Never noticed that till now, pretty funny.

  • @larrythompson8630
    @larrythompson8630 5 месяцев назад

    I really loved SG-1

  • @ghoohg551
    @ghoohg551 13 лет назад +2

    "commander *breath*"
    "Supreme commander"
    hahaha

  • @R2Parmly
    @R2Parmly 12 лет назад +1

    1 person hasn't had coffee, let alone a pee in seven days.

  • @emt49
    @emt49 Год назад +3

    Always wondered why Jack didn't recognize his younger self.

  • @bye130
    @bye130  12 лет назад +1

    Just checked my collectors edition of SG-1 and it is Season 7: Disk 1: Episode 3: Fragile Balance

  • @hgkrmz
    @hgkrmz 14 лет назад +13

    Haha did he say "ASS-guard" at 2:15 ?

  • @MrCCollins1993
    @MrCCollins1993 9 месяцев назад

    Random SG-1 funny idea... O'Neill gets drunk, hijacks the Daedalus, swings by the latest Asgard homeworld, beams Thor up without asking and just says "See! How do you like it??" 😂

  • @IGoulden
    @IGoulden 8 месяцев назад

    Young Jack and Young Niles on his resume. Kid is a legend

  • @cookiesonastick
    @cookiesonastick Год назад

    Supreme, commander

  • @mogalactic2715
    @mogalactic2715 5 лет назад +3

    They should make a third one of these, and ad the scene where O'Neill asked Hammond "request permission to beat the crap out of this guy (Mayborne)" It's from the episode Bane, I think it's in season 3 but I'm not sure.

  • @Mopehome
    @Mopehome 9 лет назад +48

    3:29 HE HAD A SHIP NAMED AFTER HIM??!??!

    • @Mopehome
      @Mopehome 8 лет назад +9

      I just noticed around 1:33, basically he said, shut it bitch. thats Supreme Commander. its like men asking to be called, SIR xD

    • @TSEDLE333
      @TSEDLE333 6 лет назад +3

      At some point pretty much every single one of the SG1 team was going to have an Asgardian ship named after them...then the Asgard went extinct (mainly because the Asgard became just too much of a crutch to the SG command...)

    • @shadenox8164
      @shadenox8164 6 лет назад +1

      Its a crying shame Sam and Teal'c never got their ships.

    • @shadenox8164
      @shadenox8164 6 лет назад +2

      Its a crying shame Sam and Teal'c never got their ships.
      Though its important to note the O'Neill wasn't just a ship it was an entire new class of ships.

    • @awi5951
      @awi5951 6 лет назад

      I think Tealc got his ship it got destroyed right after it was built though.

  • @bezzie9
    @bezzie9 5 лет назад

    The hell boy trailer looks alright

  • @Viperflame08
    @Viperflame08 14 лет назад +2

    i think he got amused by lights on lights off lights on lights off lol

  • @necrosunderground
    @necrosunderground Год назад

    "SUPREME Commander."

  • @goodolboy17
    @goodolboy17 13 лет назад +2

    I looked up Fallout 3 funny moments and this came up O.o

  • @mitche5007
    @mitche5007 Год назад

    It’s another stakeout, Teal’c will bring the donuts😊

  • @SpiffySpecs
    @SpiffySpecs Год назад

    0:30 an "Oh sh!t" moment

  • @bye130
    @bye130  12 лет назад

    Just checked my collectors edition of SG-1 and it is Season 7, Disk 1, Episode 3

  • @SolidMikeP
    @SolidMikeP 3 года назад +1

    1:30 lololololol that finger

  • @terrencemilton5088
    @terrencemilton5088 5 лет назад +1

    Hi dad. 😂😂😂😂

  • @ignaciogongoraherreramande119
    @ignaciogongoraherreramande119 7 лет назад +4

    0:40 Is that Jules-Pierre Mao?

  • @HolySwordsman1
    @HolySwordsman1 7 лет назад +3

    in the end I felt bad for Kinsey, after hating him the entire series. *cue deep creepy voice* I won't spoil it, but anyone who watched will know what I mean.

    • @brysonkuervers2570
      @brysonkuervers2570 Год назад +1

      He was still an ass but at least he had a redeeming moment

  • @GSPM4EVER
    @GSPM4EVER 12 лет назад

    yeah he did

  • @oisinhorgan7919
    @oisinhorgan7919 7 лет назад

    Love it brill from helen

  • @thepiranhawins3828
    @thepiranhawins3828 7 лет назад +2

    Supreme commander

  • @sixwingproductions
    @sixwingproductions 12 лет назад +5

    why is oniel so upset about having a mini me? that would be awsome

  • @matalvis
    @matalvis 8 лет назад +9

    Long Live SG1!!!!
    Side note. Want to re watch sg1 since i have not seen it in years, but Netflix does not have it. (Or it is just not showing up) You know a site that I can watch it online? Really don't want to have to buy the whole set.

  • @campbell6669
    @campbell6669 Год назад

    Who else is watching this show still in 2023

  • @bye130
    @bye130  14 лет назад

    @Shockwaver08 I believe it is Season 6 Episode 17 Disclosure

  • @AD-jq7ow
    @AD-jq7ow 2 года назад +5

    How come Jack doesn't recognize his younger self???

  • @yamibalus
    @yamibalus 12 лет назад

    Indeeeeeed

  • @carolinagirl1967
    @carolinagirl1967 3 года назад

    Has anyone noticed that the word ASSGUARD sounds like an invention you'd see on an infomercial?" Does your butt hurt after sitting for hours?well, no more! introducing ASSGUARD!yes! You can take it anywhere where your butt sits in comfort. Football games baseball ! It's portable. Just 19.99 +5 .00 shipping.😄

  • @ChristopheLi
    @ChristopheLi 12 лет назад +1

    @240Gromit OMG he did say "ASS-guard".

  • @dancingdan1994
    @dancingdan1994 12 лет назад +2

    what is the episode when o'nell gets cloned

  • @DarthRushy
    @DarthRushy 12 лет назад

    Is that... Dr. Marvin Candle/Mark Wickmund/Edgar Halliwax/Pierre Chang from LOST?!

  • @MrGusman200
    @MrGusman200 13 лет назад +2

    how long was i asleep
    7 days
    thats a record

  • @sixwingproductions
    @sixwingproductions 11 лет назад +1

    i know that i was making a mini me reference joykill

  • @GSPM4EVER
    @GSPM4EVER 11 лет назад

    im sorry that i didnt get that lolz

  • @sixwingproductions
    @sixwingproductions 12 лет назад +1

    0:32 - 1:42 senator kensy gets owned

  • @Mixmancory
    @Mixmancory 12 лет назад

    @240Gromit thats what i heard lol

  • @9THDEATH
    @9THDEATH 2 года назад +1

    HAHAHAHA THOR

  • @FouckoffAnddie
    @FouckoffAnddie 2 года назад

    Why we're you guys doing in my room

  • @arielg7000
    @arielg7000 4 года назад

    fuuny

  • @PawelK198604
    @PawelK198604 6 лет назад +1

    Supreme Commander
    Bitch xD

  • @johninsalisbury2010
    @johninsalisbury2010 9 месяцев назад

    in the next sg1 show, have young jack play on it, the genetic defect caused him to look different as an adult. that is an easy explanation

  • @Andarthiel
    @Andarthiel 12 лет назад

    Clone Jack kinda looks like Shia LaBeouf

  • @GSPM4EVER
    @GSPM4EVER 11 лет назад

    but his point is they did it without his consent

  • @bye130
    @bye130  12 лет назад

    Season 8 Episode 2 New Order (Part 2)

  • @Buckwheat2080
    @Buckwheat2080 4 месяца назад

    What ever happened to the kid. He should have been a big part of jacks life

  • @cocoa261
    @cocoa261 13 лет назад

    WhAT episode is 3.40 from?

  • @93DeiTy
    @93DeiTy 12 лет назад

    Thats not season 7, thats either s5 or s4. I own seasons 1-5 and i have seen that episode. I havn't seen the rest lol. Huge ass cliffhanger when teal'c has been brainwashed and i never found out what happened :(