"Do NOT drink this for CHRIST sake!" 😂 Love the way you went from a kind of 'processing the flavour' to 'naah mate this is shite!' 🤣 I've tried this once....and i intend on that being the one and only time i've had the displeasure! Haa! Gross ain't it Mate? I honestly think, if i took the water from my bowl after washing my pots, it'd taste more agreeable than this slop. Haha!
I love this beer on a real hot summer day. Its the perfect drink for me to down in one go. Can't drink it al night tho, 2-3 and switch over to regular beers like Heineken..
How comes? I’m getting into drinking but only a fan of Cognac, Amaretto Whiskey etc but trying to find a nice beer. Ordered this today. Tasted quite decent and they put a lime in it 😋
It's a despicable beer devoid of integrity, heritage, tradition, pedigree and culture. It appeals to the unsophisticated and undiscerning who are solely interested in something to get you drunk. I really despise this beer.
Bass shandy you are thinking about your lucky only one bottle I ordered 4 kegs on the blade when they ballsed up the price so 56 pints of it never want to taste it again
Loved the review and your personality!!! I always say you don’t always have to agree with people you find entertaining and to that my friend I don’t agree which is fine of course!! I know this is an old vid but I’m sat here Boxing Day 2022 drinkin my fave wondering what other people think
The dislikes are from people who like to drink pure sugar😂. I liked because desperado is gross. I agree with you aswell It's not a beer when two of the main ingredients are sugar and glucose syrup which is also sugar.
I actually really like Desperados. Me and my mother both like the drink. It's a very refreshing drink and has a nice sweetness to it. Bear in mind that I do like a bit of sweetness to my beers and ciders. I'd give it an 8/10.
Michael Hawkins that’s doesn’t matter lol I just like it, it’s easy drinkable and seshable and just perfect. I prefer it on draft tho I’m not a fan of it in a can, If I’m drinking cans I’ll have a few Fosters or San Miguel
Back in the day, like 20, years ago, I drank these while in Germany. Got them at the Cantina (restaurant and bar) and at a restaurant in town that sold steak tacos.. havent had it since I left Germany. Then again I drank Guinness, whiskey, and a lot of other stuff.
Love this as a summer drink. It shouldn't be allowed but against all odds I absolutely love it on a warm and sunny day💙✌😎 This should be classified as a lagerpop👍
I’ve just tried Desparados for first I agree about the shandy it reminds me of the Top Deck lager and lime tins you used to get in the seventies when a teen when you thought you were drinking booze. I’ve downed the first ok but see how the other two go Thanks for your review
Your review of this is a bit harsh, a person (like u) who is used to drinking non-alcoholic or alcoholic ales,beers,lagers,craft beers with lots of deep flavour shouldn't be drinking this, it's "as u say" an alcopop style type drink... everyone is entitled to their opinion but for someone to say "don't buy this" is a bit strong.... there are more than 1 version of desperados about ( 3 in fact)... and I don't know why u brought this.... your beer reviews are great but IMHO u never should have done this one... wrong person to do it... sorry 😀
I’m assuming you’re not a subscriber to my channel? I was asked to review this product by a number of my regular viewers and as it clearly says the word ‘Beer’ on the label I agreed. My review could be considered Harsh, I don’t dispute that. However, I’m always honest in my reviews and when a company produce something like this and try to market it as beer, I tell it as I see it. I hope that explains the reason I gave the review I did. Cheers for watching 🍻
i am a subscriber who has enjoyed most of your beer reviews, but as they say "everyone has got a right to their own views and opinion" and this is yours..... all of us have got different tastes and dislikes regarding beer/lager.....
there's nothing wrong with Paul's review and he warns you in the title that there's strong language. if he thinks the "beer" is shit then that's what we want to hear. "don't buy this" doesn't prevent you from trying the beer yourself. and for me, the whole concept of this "beer" turns my stomach, i already wasn't ever going to buy this lol.
OJ 20 percent are also available, though i never intend to try them. 8 and 9 percent is too much imo, 4 cans and i don't remember too much else. Stick around 5 or 6 tops
Just having a bottle of desperado now after a hard day's work there's nothing more refreshing.
lee great best drink ever
absolutely
Or three
genuinely the worst beer any proper beer drinker cant drink this shite
Chinpoko agreed.its fucking horrible
This has been around for over 10 years. It’s not a traditional beer but it does get you hammered 🍺
"Do NOT drink this for CHRIST sake!" 😂 Love the way you went from a kind of 'processing the flavour' to 'naah mate this is shite!' 🤣 I've tried this once....and i intend on that being the one and only time i've had the displeasure! Haa! Gross ain't it Mate? I honestly think, if i took the water from my bowl after washing my pots, it'd taste more agreeable than this slop. Haha!
Gotta love the 500ml canned one!
I love it
Tastes like "Shandy Bass" from back in the day. It's ok chilled on a hot day, but you soon get sick of it. Good review made me laugh.
Is it that or 'Top Deck Lager & Lime' ?
Shandy Bass or Barr?
I love this beer on a real hot summer day. Its the perfect drink for me to down in one go. Can't drink it al night tho, 2-3 and switch over to regular beers like Heineken..
How comes? I’m getting into drinking but only a fan of Cognac, Amaretto Whiskey etc but trying to find a nice beer. Ordered this today. Tasted quite decent and they put a lime in it 😋
That's one reason for loving craft beer. Craft beer and the bars selling craft beer don't attract Heineken and Desperado drinkers.
Desperados is the drink of the gods, there’s no place for you in Valhalla.
20 mins in the freezer and the sweetness isn’t a problem and the strength slows the freezing.
Cant find it in Canada anymore but in France its the bestt
I'll never go out of my way to buy it, but if it's at a party or a friend offers me one I won't turn it down.
A trashy beer for a trashy guy like me makes sence. Anyway a good revew i subed to ya
Cheers buddy
Welcome along
@@paulsbeerreviews Your welcome lad keep up the hard work
Ooohhhhh brave doing that one Paul cheers
It's a despicable beer devoid of integrity, heritage, tradition, pedigree and culture. It appeals to the unsophisticated and undiscerning who are solely interested in something to get you drunk. I really despise this beer.
That is a NASTY CULTURAL APPROPRIATION. Is like a taco from Taco Bell.
Bass shandy you are thinking about your lucky only one bottle I ordered 4 kegs on the blade when they ballsed up the price so 56 pints of it never want to taste it again
I feel your pain mate
@@paulsbeerreviews I know I had to drink it never throw away beer
Totally agree rotten stuff.
Loved the review and your personality!!! I always say you don’t always have to agree with people you find entertaining and to that my friend I don’t agree which is fine of course!! I know this is an old vid but I’m sat here Boxing Day 2022 drinkin my fave wondering what other people think
Have you tried _Amigos_ lager? Pretty much the same as _Desperados_ but cheaper, sold at Home Bargains.
No I’ve not tried it. Seen it in my local Asda a few times and always moved on very quickly 😆
Normal beer taste like piss, desperados are the only beer I like
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@@paulsbeerreviews sorry lad 😂
@@leang0d it's true
@@irene3559 Irene
@@leang0d exactly me too pretty much
It is very sweet to be honest
Reminds me of bass shandy
Shandy bass. Was nice
My sister like Desperados, she likes tequilla also but i kinda only drink weizen beers, not really into something like Desperados, I tried it.
The dislikes are from people who like to drink pure sugar😂. I liked because desperado is gross. I agree with you aswell It's not a beer when two of the main ingredients are sugar and glucose syrup which is also sugar.
Your pfp is fortnite I doubt your the age of drinking
Dylanッ who fucking cares
@@not_guffy_7952 ironic
You summed it up dirty water full sugar alcopop rank.
Desperado isn’t bad. I like the flavored one. It’s a nice “party” beer
i used to love desperados when i was younger but now im older i just prefer lager.
Desperado isn’t really beer, it’s more of a shandy.
There's an unflavored Desperados?
Panda or Top Deck was the shandy mate. Panda was made with "real Panda beer " apparently !!
Whenever anything’s made with bits of real Panda, you know it’s good 👌🏻 Cheers buddy 🍻
If you like the taste of stomach acid mixed with cheap beer this is the drink for you!
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What would you recommend?
It’s the only beer I would put a wedge of lime in, just to try and balance the sweetness
That’s actually a pretty good idea 🍻
Top deck
Only had 1 bottle threw half away
I actually really like Desperados. Me and my mother both like the drink.
It's a very refreshing drink and has a nice sweetness to it. Bear in mind that I do like a bit of sweetness to my beers and ciders.
I'd give it an 8/10.
It's very sweet probably why i liked it been a few years since i had one need to try one again
It's great for hangovers. That's about it.
Nice but sickly after a few. Was drinking a lot of these last year but not had any for a while, bit like sherbert flying saucers liquid form
I do like sweet, gonna try it.
Agreed Paul. It's utterly disgusting.
I find this beer delicious and refreshing.
My mother bought me a box of this shit for my birthday. WTF was she thinking?
I hope you have never spoken to her since.
Have you polished it off yet
@@james9311 I gave it to my Dad
@@james9311 I'm not drinking that shit
@@Gggrrrrrrrr23 What do you drink instead?
I'm from czech republic, the country of best beers and this is still my favorit beer. xD
Jenny no it isn’t 😂😂
Germany and Belgium has the best beers
Michael Hawkins no way. Gotta be English, can’t beat a nice pint of Carling
@@brumtownboy7718 Carling is made cheaply though ..... and is not like a caft beer
Michael Hawkins that’s doesn’t matter lol I just like it, it’s easy drinkable and seshable and just perfect. I prefer it on draft tho I’m not a fan of it in a can, If I’m drinking cans I’ll have a few Fosters or San Miguel
Bass shandy i reckon or shaws...why pay over £5 for pure shite when you can get 4 cans of good quality ale
Back in the day, like 20, years ago, I drank these while in Germany. Got them at the Cantina (restaurant and bar) and at a restaurant in town that sold steak tacos.. havent had it since I left Germany.
Then again I drank Guinness, whiskey, and a lot of other stuff.
Love this as a summer drink. It shouldn't be allowed but against all odds I absolutely love it on a warm and sunny day💙✌😎 This should be classified as a lagerpop👍
My mum's favourite 😂
Glad I aint the only one. Its just overly sweet and unpleasant.
Shandy bass
Crap beer is enough to make you swear.
I drink it everyday it does taste like shandy I will give you that one of the stronger cheaper lagers aswell
Bloody delicious.
You slate this but give that pish kobra 10 out of 10 lol 😆 😂
Yep
All alcohol is good alcohol 🙏🙏😀😀. Do no alcohol any harm . 😀😀.
I’ve just tried Desparados for first I agree about the shandy it reminds me of the Top Deck lager and lime tins you used to get in the seventies when a teen when you thought you were drinking booze. I’ve downed the first ok but see how the other two go Thanks for your review
Hello Paul
Sounds bloody awful. Enough said. CHEERS!!
TERRYS QUICK BEER REVIEWS Est 2014 cheers Terry. Hope your well mate
Your review of this is a bit harsh, a person (like u) who is used to drinking non-alcoholic or alcoholic ales,beers,lagers,craft beers with lots of deep flavour shouldn't be drinking this, it's "as u say" an alcopop style type drink... everyone is entitled to their opinion but for someone to say "don't buy this" is a bit strong.... there are more than 1 version of desperados about ( 3 in fact)... and I don't know why u brought this.... your beer reviews are great but IMHO u never should have done this one... wrong person to do it... sorry 😀
I’m assuming you’re not a subscriber to my channel?
I was asked to review this product by a number of my regular viewers and as it clearly says the word ‘Beer’ on the label I agreed.
My review could be considered Harsh, I don’t dispute that. However, I’m always honest in my reviews and when a company produce something like this and try to market it as beer, I tell it as I see it.
I hope that explains the reason I gave the review I did.
Cheers for watching 🍻
i am a subscriber who has enjoyed most of your beer reviews, but as they say "everyone has got a right to their own views and opinion" and this is yours..... all of us have got different tastes and dislikes regarding beer/lager.....
there's nothing wrong with Paul's review and he warns you in the title that there's strong language. if he thinks the "beer" is shit then that's what we want to hear. "don't buy this" doesn't prevent you from trying the beer yourself. and for me, the whole concept of this "beer" turns my stomach, i already wasn't ever going to buy this lol.
You could have given it 2/10 (+1 for nice bottle design)
Im in Germany and im 16.
Just had one desperados 2 lele and one rum cola.
I feel nothing at all.
Top man
@@paulsbeerreviews you need to try the desperados thats made in the Netherlands ... or get it imported also you are suppose to drink it ICE cold.
@@michaelhawkins7389 what other type of Desperados is there?
Good drink but you pay for it the next day.
I drink this shit all the time?
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This is a “beer” for people who do not like beer!
Why not just drink a Cider? Or even a WKD?
I totally agree, I have one right now and had to look up if anyone actually likes this rubbish
loved how u tried but then ABANDONED ur usual diplomatic tone m8 just gave straight 😁😁..ur mouth said what was on ur face and n ur eyes yeh😁
Some of your expressions tasting this one were priceless. 🤣🤣🤣 Not for me. 🤣🤣🤣
Desperados must be super cold
Awful stuff
This would be like my review 😅😅😅
I really dislike it
Sounds fucking awful. I bet it tastes artificial as well
It’s not nice one but 😂
it's disgusting
strong beer?it's only 5% thats Laughable that's not even that stong. Try drinking Special Brew beer which is 8 % (use to be 9%)
6%*
@@Tobi-pn2xs No desperados is 5.9% not 6 % as u pointed out
Just get a Duvel triple hop at 9.5%
@@michaelhawkins7389 you said 5% so he was closer haha
OJ 20 percent are also available, though i never intend to try them. 8 and 9 percent is too much imo, 4 cans and i don't remember too much else. Stick around 5 or 6 tops
Looks awful
Utterly vile..
Like Top Deck Shandy..
Minging!!
I don't agree with your analysis
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