Halo, Cursed Edition, Part 7, Long Warthog Run

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  • @tiesdennis8560
    @tiesdennis8560 4 года назад +1452

    You can't play the keyes mission because when you teleported with cortana from two betrayal she said it would take too long to save keyes XD. I found it funny.

    • @JanuaryFury
      @JanuaryFury 4 года назад +25

      Dennis Ties oh shit 🤣🤣

    • @VaguelySynthetic
      @VaguelySynthetic 4 года назад +44

      Yeah. Dialogue denial of the Keyes mission.

    • @fromthefire4176
      @fromthefire4176 4 года назад +45

      @Dennis Ties Exactly, I mean that’s the joke lol, the whole point of locking the mission was her saying “there’s no time for that!” And so they don’t even bother seeing if Keyes was alive or what and just leave his ass behind.

    • @birdmonster115
      @birdmonster115 4 года назад +20

      Well the thing with that mission is that it's pointless. We get the neural implants from Keyes to overload the ship but Guilty Spark stops that from happening. So we overload the ship with explosives. Not sure if that's what the mod creator was going for but it's a cool coincidence nonetheless

    • @cyqry
      @cyqry 4 года назад +21

      @@birdmonster115 I think the mod-maker was purely going for the "that'll take too long" line, we didn't know that getting the Neural Implant was pointless until Spark decided to fuck things up.

  • @corvovincion8340
    @corvovincion8340 4 года назад +876

    "Did anyone else Alright?"
    "An entire covenant armada and the flood, we are all that's obliterated...Halo it's obliterated."
    "No I think we're just Alright"
    Well best hope so, how else will we get Halo 2 Cursed edition. Also captain keys will always be stuck in a bubble...waiting for help that will never come because that would take too long.

    • @12Dajango
      @12Dajango 4 года назад +19

      i don't think Halo 2: Cursed will happen since IP said Halo 2's engine is more limited in a way with making custom weapons

    • @WavingPingu
      @WavingPingu 4 года назад +30

      Honestly, because the halo reach PC version came out a few days ago it would be cool a Halo reach cursed edition.

    • @Thatwhiteblackkid
      @Thatwhiteblackkid 4 года назад +3

      Lmao I just understood the joke behind the lines!

    • @JoshAllenberg
      @JoshAllenberg 4 года назад +10

      An entire covenant armada and the **birthday noises**

    • @richardquinto477
      @richardquinto477 4 года назад +1

      HAHHAHAHAHA "no...I think we're just: ALRIGHT!" hahahhaha

  • @LunaTycho
    @LunaTycho 4 года назад +480

    MC: *Needs to escape the PoA as soon as possible.*
    Also MC: *Picks the bus.*

    • @lonelypotato520
      @lonelypotato520 4 года назад +25

      When are we gonna get an extra long warthog school bus

    • @Nixonitus
      @Nixonitus 4 года назад +8

      I mean, it's probably the best choice.
      The Reliant is horrible.

    • @wulfleyn6498
      @wulfleyn6498 4 года назад +7

      @@lonelypotato520 what if he makes it a double decker using the rear part of the troop transport version?

    • @The_Murder_Party
      @The_Murder_Party 4 года назад +2

      DoktorKebab think the hogglet was correct, the trike was a no go.

    • @natsuko_mikan
      @natsuko_mikan 3 года назад +1

      i love how infernoplus named the warthog 3 row 'grand caravan' "abomination" lmao
      absolute unit but not its final form😳

  • @jasperlim8319
    @jasperlim8319 4 года назад +225

    "Did anyone else make it?"
    "An entire Covenant armada, and the Flood."
    should've gone to rip out Cap's implants. Lazy Cortana.

  • @CryonixP
    @CryonixP 4 года назад +98

    Halo: Combat Devolved

  • @balotelli5572
    @balotelli5572 4 года назад +286

    Halo cursed is real blessed but we’re to dumb to realise that

  • @Thatwhiteblackkid
    @Thatwhiteblackkid 4 года назад +87

    Anyone else notice the lines at the end essentially went like...
    Chief: Did anyone else make it?
    Cortana: No nobody, not even us.
    Chief: no... no I think we made it.

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 4 года назад +4

      "We're the only thing that's obliterated!"

  • @omnacky
    @omnacky 4 года назад +148

    5:35 it's like that scene from Austin Powers

  • @Smokecall
    @Smokecall 4 года назад +92

    When the playerbase finds a way to mod in Keyes into Cursed Edition Mod:
    "Alright"

    • @stevenbenson9976
      @stevenbenson9976 4 года назад +4

      Halo Ce has a master command that let's you break the game. You can use that to bump to keyes, garish goblin (speed run legendary we holder) Did it today

    • @thepotatoof4219
      @thepotatoof4219 4 года назад

      map_name d10

  • @MacBamboocha
    @MacBamboocha 4 года назад +62

    _Looks at the three wheels Warthog - acts like that abomination doesn't exists._
    I don't know why, but that killed me in both the last episode *and* in this! X'D

  • @RW1A
    @RW1A 4 года назад +117

    It skipped keys because Cortana said "no time for keys"

  • @juanmanuelcorrea7673
    @juanmanuelcorrea7673 4 года назад +50

    Definitely my favorite part of the Cursed edition was:
    "Someone has released the ""wewewewe"" lol

    • @guitar_jero
      @guitar_jero 4 года назад +3

      "We must act fast. The 🎉 is spreading"

    • @natsuko_mikan
      @natsuko_mikan 3 года назад +1

      halo doesn't kill 🎉🎉🎉 it kills their food! covenant, covenant, we're all equally SOD OFF

  • @KoalaTContent
    @KoalaTContent 4 года назад +12

    7:56 Chief: "Time to catch a ride and rescue Captain Keyes"
    Cortana: "No that would take too much time."

  • @kanden27
    @kanden27 4 года назад +38

    “I think we’re just, alright.”
    This is the kind of dialogue 343 would make.

  • @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly
    @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly 4 года назад +240

    If only the wings where flapping in the end.😞

  • @Sx3KingKai
    @Sx3KingKai 4 года назад +352

    Do a speedrun of it on legendary, get a free world record

    • @EJN64
      @EJN64 4 года назад +10

      Dictator M Bison I was playing this game yesterday, thinking it would be a great speed run game for the meme of it

    • @Sx3KingKai
      @Sx3KingKai 4 года назад +49

      @@EJN64 I would love to see blunderbuss skips and possible flying warthog skips

    • @ArtyTheBasedGod
      @ArtyTheBasedGod 4 года назад +12

      After some trauma I want reliant warthog runs to become a thing

    • @biggiecheese5135
      @biggiecheese5135 4 года назад +2

      @@ArtyTheBasedGod Just came from your video my guy! I still can't believe you didn't roll it

    • @FranklinThe1
      @FranklinThe1 4 года назад

      Dictator M Bison that would be epic 🤣

  • @johnnewcomb2991
    @johnnewcomb2991 4 года назад +89

    At the end of episode 5 cortana said it'll take to long to save Keyes and she meant it lmao

    • @Lofi.z34
      @Lofi.z34 4 года назад +1

      Less gameplay to enjoy :(

  • @slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153
    @slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153 4 года назад +144

    I'm really happy yt recommend ur channel to me

  • @davidjordonmiller9686
    @davidjordonmiller9686 4 года назад +12

    “Don’t crush self. Self is important.”
    -Caveman philosopher

  • @CenturionMax789
    @CenturionMax789 4 года назад +7

    This Great Journey has felt like a prolonged epileptic seizure, and I'm okay with that. Truly a monument to all our sins.

  • @commanderslav799
    @commanderslav799 4 года назад +18

    Good thing we're ALRIGHT.

  • @Coder-zx4nb
    @Coder-zx4nb 4 года назад +3

    I like this. It's a dude playing a mod that he recorded and uploaded to youtube for fun.
    In an age where so many people clamor for youtube fame and constantly put on an artificial personality to do so, it's refreshing to find someone down to earth.

  • @Chaos1936
    @Chaos1936 4 года назад +66

    I was rewatching part 6 waiting for part 7. After I finished I decided to refresh the page to see if you happened to upload it.
    Oh boy did Christmas come earlier this year

  • @NextGen_Pants
    @NextGen_Pants 4 года назад +19

    5:45 - Austin Powers moment lol

  • @eliseoalcocer6957
    @eliseoalcocer6957 4 года назад +118

    LOL, the Abomination in this level is like a chonky cat trying to jump since a chair to other chair hahaha

    • @weiss4855
      @weiss4855 4 года назад +4

      You should honestly see the Reliant Warthog trying to do that. Anyone who manages to beat the level with a 3 wheeled warthog deserves the praise.

  • @kanden27
    @kanden27 4 года назад +8

    I think the reason Keyes was skipped was because when chief said to go find Keyes. Cortana said, “we don’t have time for that.” Completely skipping the mission.

  • @ojosmacabros
    @ojosmacabros 4 года назад +11

    Looks like my eyes recovered from surgery just in time to see this glorious mod. Also good job with your videos!

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 4 года назад

      Hope you feel better soon!

  • @Trainorboy1995
    @Trainorboy1995 4 года назад +3

    Best thing I've seen on RUclips in a long while, earned a sub halo is my favourite franchise and this is pure gold.

  • @johnathanhall7315
    @johnathanhall7315 4 года назад +36

    Nobody
    Not a soul
    That one modder: *L O N G H O G*

  • @BoterBug
    @BoterBug 4 года назад +1

    Hey, really glad you showed up in my Recommended box! Congrats on getting the help from the algorithm and I wish you the best with your new viewers! OH GOD WAIT THERE'S MORE

  • @deepism
    @deepism 4 года назад +4

    I appreciate that you split this into 7 parts

  • @jordananderson2728
    @jordananderson2728 4 года назад +9

    I think Inferno posted on his Patreon page how to skip to certain maps with the console, if you want to play Keyes.

  • @lukeskywalker1215
    @lukeskywalker1215 4 года назад +12

    Please upload the full uncut play through of the campaign with this mod.

  • @briankaslewicz6130
    @briankaslewicz6130 4 года назад

    When you have to escape imminent doom at 3pm but have your interview for the limo company at 4

  • @christianabbott7045
    @christianabbott7045 4 года назад +1

    Im going to miss you playing this mod, this has had an impact on what I think is good content.

  • @falcofurious
    @falcofurious 4 года назад +1

    THis whole series is hilarious. You're hilarious. More, please!

  • @anunarmedwookie5886
    @anunarmedwookie5886 4 года назад

    Thank for making this series and I am very grateful that you have been getting so much support thanks man and keep going

  • @DREADFALCON13
    @DREADFALCON13 2 года назад

    Cortana: "Negative! Negative! We have a Wildcat--"
    Foehammer: "Everything okay?"
    Cortana: "The cat must have sustained more damage than we thought!"

  • @NoirSSG
    @NoirSSG 4 года назад +11

    Damn I wish my bus driver would drive like you did 😔

  • @BotAurelionSol
    @BotAurelionSol 4 года назад +2

    Oh boy, good time to get on the grand finale!

  • @evansutton6760
    @evansutton6760 4 года назад +13

    Can we get a remaster of Cursed Edition?

  • @gigachad9016
    @gigachad9016 4 года назад

    No line ever hit me quite like “it feels like I’m drifting a bus”

  • @CrypticBore
    @CrypticBore 4 года назад +2

    It's locked intentionally for the dialog joke in the "second"(would be third) last mission. You can still load up the Keyes mission with a console command.

  • @ps1029384756
    @ps1029384756 4 года назад +1

    The reason Keyes is missing is because he kills himself with a reversed pistol during the cutscene in 343 Guilty Spark right before the flood show up and therefore never got taken by the flood.

  • @olympian3
    @olympian3 3 года назад

    There are so many edits I wanna make to the dialog lmao... still hilarious

  • @MisterSprunk
    @MisterSprunk 4 года назад +2

    I loved this series so much omg

  • @tramachi7027
    @tramachi7027 4 года назад

    Still get goosebumps when you cut back to the Main Menue :D

  • @redenginner
    @redenginner 4 года назад

    “No, I think we’re just alright.” Master of Chiefs, *3552 Colorized*

  • @mdioxd9200
    @mdioxd9200 4 года назад +1

    I thought the run was long... But in fact, the warthog is even longer 😂

  • @jokiedokie
    @jokiedokie 4 года назад

    I loved almost everything in this mod but I will not miss those needler sounds

  • @YLW_JKT
    @YLW_JKT 4 года назад

    Thank you for playing the campaign of this, father.

  • @rienstien1
    @rienstien1 4 года назад

    Enjoyed the videos! Glad your little channel got a boost, I subbed.

  • @derekmichaelson4258
    @derekmichaelson4258 4 года назад

    Everyone Gangsta til the LONG HOG executes a three point turn

  • @Taran_MVP
    @Taran_MVP 4 года назад

    I took a look at your channel and i love how this game is making your channel flourish. 🙂
    I hope the same thing happens to me, sooner tho 😅

  • @Towner101
    @Towner101 4 года назад +1

    Congratulations on the success of your channel! Can we get a dark souls let’s play? I think it would do wonders for your channel!

  • @nathandonnelly5994
    @nathandonnelly5994 4 года назад +1

    At the end of Two Betrayals, Chief says "Lets go find the Captain," to which Cortana says "No, that'd take too long."
    Hence why the level Keyes is skipped. Cursed Edition cutscene editing at it's finest. ruclips.net/video/ejrgQMTNLug/видео.html

  • @rasplez9889
    @rasplez9889 4 года назад +2

    You know, I'd say that the mod isn't cursed ENOUGH. There's so much more you can do with it, and making those "normal" parts of the game more absurd would do the trick.

  • @gorbdonfreeming
    @gorbdonfreeming 4 года назад

    This is the fastest I've ever seen a small channel grow, epic

  • @Matheus-ki9zo
    @Matheus-ki9zo 4 года назад

    "We're all obliterated! Halo... it's obliterated!"

  • @jasikshaw9309
    @jasikshaw9309 4 года назад

    Aw no Thanos? That's like the best part of the d20 frag grenade

  • @gregoryzagorski8383
    @gregoryzagorski8383 4 года назад

    I love these videos they make my day better thank you!

  • @vegisamalzero3681
    @vegisamalzero3681 4 года назад

    The Thirsty Grunt was cursed enough as was.

  • @DaBurntToaster
    @DaBurntToaster 4 года назад

    the long hog sure has a lot of short comings

  • @jesush.9803
    @jesush.9803 4 года назад +2

    Thanks man, I laughed so hard with your videos

  • @VenomBurger
    @VenomBurger 4 года назад

    Dissapointed to see this series end. I'd love a regular playthrough of Halo 2 from you tho'~!

  • @redalertsteve_
    @redalertsteve_ 4 года назад

    Cortana flat out ditches Keyes.

  • @matthewredman7814
    @matthewredman7814 4 года назад

    Omg halo has been out for nearly 2 decades and I never knew about the shortcuts!! The hell!

  • @kinghados
    @kinghados 4 года назад

    This was the best thing ive watched in a long time

  • @Insanabiliter_In_Linea
    @Insanabiliter_In_Linea 4 года назад

    As others said, it skipped over the Keyes chapter because Cortana said it would take too much time, but also it's a pun. The chapter is called "Keyes" and it's locked. Yeah.

  • @Chris_da_fro
    @Chris_da_fro 4 года назад

    It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

  • @rustman420
    @rustman420 4 года назад

    When RUclips gives me good content
    Me: this is some real gourmet shit.

  • @jorismilleret
    @jorismilleret 3 года назад

    Pretty smart way to beat Halo CE Warthog run

  • @blackdog-ei9bw
    @blackdog-ei9bw 4 года назад +1

    Drifting a bus he said

  • @___..Blade..___
    @___..Blade..___ 4 года назад +2

    Been waiting for this... 😍🔥

  • @TheChiefOrg13
    @TheChiefOrg13 4 года назад

    Nice to see how much your channel's exploded, dude!

  • @elite_lurker7589
    @elite_lurker7589 4 года назад

    Alright now I’m waiting for Halo 2 Cursed Edition.

  • @flyboy_nathan4112
    @flyboy_nathan4112 3 года назад +1

    Keyes is unplayable because in the cutscene in 343 guilty spark, Keyes shoots himself with the backwards magnum

  • @shadowthoughts7959
    @shadowthoughts7959 4 года назад

    Co-op this and use the long-hog to catapult launch out of the maps for campaign exploration! The Maw gap-jump is a perfect zone!

  • @heatcool8932
    @heatcool8932 4 года назад

    OP did all the dialogue editing, the mods dialogue is exactly the same as the original halo

  • @SleeepyRoach
    @SleeepyRoach 4 года назад

    I thought driving a normal warthog on this mission was hard, but this makes it look like it was the easiest thing to do

  • @electrohalo8798
    @electrohalo8798 4 года назад +2

    WE DEMAND RELIANT WARTHOG RUN!!

  • @trevorleibert781
    @trevorleibert781 4 года назад +1

    You promised a run with the three wheeler! Reliant robin time

  • @Romanicsm
    @Romanicsm 4 года назад

    Would have been funny if more of Cortana's lines were swapped with "I don't know what to do"

  • @AndGoatz04
    @AndGoatz04 4 года назад

    *oh dear lord.*
    *inferno wasn't joking...*

  • @Hungrydawgsrunfaster
    @Hungrydawgsrunfaster 4 года назад

    I didn’t know I was waiting my whole life for this video

  • @noahhastings6145
    @noahhastings6145 4 года назад

    Me: "Mom, I want Halo: Combat Evolved!"
    Mom: "We have Halo: Combat Evolved at Home!"
    Halo: Combat Evolved at home:
    Mom: "Also you're in your 20's. Get a job!"

  • @LetustheDragon
    @LetustheDragon 4 года назад

    5:30 pillar of atumm brought to you by austin powers

  • @DemonexRx
    @DemonexRx 2 года назад

    recently the creator of the mod released a version 2.0, in this, the keyes mission is playable in addition to adding new things

    • @joeman543
      @joeman543  2 года назад

      Yep, I've played it and made videos on it. The Keyes cut scene is pretty interesting.

  • @leminh2659
    @leminh2659 4 года назад

    Literally LONG WARTHOG run

  • @charlied.navarrete5059
    @charlied.navarrete5059 4 года назад

    Awsome maybe more modded halo? These are fun to watch !!!!

  • @Ghostly_One1
    @Ghostly_One1 4 года назад +19

    Heeey you didn't do the three-wheeled warthog

    • @caav56
      @caav56 4 года назад +2

      Or Hoglet.

    • @joeman543
      @joeman543  4 года назад +28

      Not yet. Want to guess what's coming out tomorrow? lol

    • @stevenbenson9976
      @stevenbenson9976 4 года назад +5

      @@joeman543 use console commands to force going to keyes

    • @Ghostly_One1
      @Ghostly_One1 4 года назад

      Pure amazingness, it sounds like

    • @pattdmdj
      @pattdmdj 4 года назад +1

      Inferno joked about someone being able to complete it with e three wheels. doubt its possible but it be very entertaining

  • @NonstopRam
    @NonstopRam 4 года назад

    This has been splendid.

  • @TemplarDG
    @TemplarDG 4 года назад

    Really enjoyed this series. Have you played Halo SVP3?

  • @kurdaitcha5806
    @kurdaitcha5806 4 года назад +1

    I just wanna know the story behind why the pillar of autumn had a fucking stunt track going through it like that

    • @mrandrossguy9871
      @mrandrossguy9871 4 года назад

      Coen Leigh
      To this day I guess there has been No blueprints or Explanation , especially the Gap of when E419 dies 🤔🤫🤪

  • @AnaTheUser
    @AnaTheUser 4 года назад

    I just discover this channel and then you upload this video xD

  • @TheWillMan2002
    @TheWillMan2002 4 года назад +1

    Now you just need to give it the ghost boost ability.

  • @coolpain4263
    @coolpain4263 4 года назад

    They should call the long warthog the Longhog.

  • @zodiac8636
    @zodiac8636 4 года назад +1

    So what game are you going to make cursed edition out of now? Please make another cursed Edition it's your pick what game and I know there's a ton of them so please make one please.

  • @twotoohonest2907
    @twotoohonest2907 4 года назад

    I was really hoping that when the ship detonated it would make the stupid sound that the flood had

  • @ij1376
    @ij1376 4 года назад

    If Halo was a meme. That's all this was.