Worst Board Game Covers of All Time

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  • Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024

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  • @flawed1
    @flawed1 2 года назад +201

    I’ve watched this channel for years, and that was one of the funniest videos you’ve ever done. You should find a way to do more live voting

    • @nurseruben5431
      @nurseruben5431 2 года назад +4

      Well said!

    • @LegoAssassin098
      @LegoAssassin098 Год назад +2

      It's up there with Cinco Linko

    • @JonReid01
      @JonReid01 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@LegoAssassin098how I have never seen this lol thanks for the call out
      The Dice Tower Plays Cinco Linko...EXTREME!!

  • @JonoNZBoardGamer
    @JonoNZBoardGamer 2 года назад +119

    I loved this! You definitely need to do a "worst looking boards in board games"

  • @kommodore6691
    @kommodore6691 2 года назад +81

    The idea you guys joked about the cover looking fake would actually be really good for one of these videos. Being able to tell a fake board game cover vs real, would work great with live voting. People could send in the fake covers as a competition. The panel could play the audience for most correct guesses.

    • @MichaelAW17
      @MichaelAW17 2 года назад +4

      I dont think it would work with live voting. Too many people would just look it up.

    • @shondoit
      @shondoit 2 года назад +2

      @@MichaelAW17 If you photoshop out the title, that could work. Bonus point if you guess the game title correctly.

    • @azuravian
      @azuravian 2 года назад

      @@shondoit Depends on how well reverse image search works for the real cover.

    • @Kerma7
      @Kerma7 2 года назад

      never forget the lice shower incident

  • @gamesnstuff657
    @gamesnstuff657 2 года назад +38

    Meltscape is just on another level. The other candidates never stood a chance

  • @AndrewCCleverley
    @AndrewCCleverley 2 года назад +29

    Some of those early eliminations were insane - how Oi Dats My Leg got knocked out round one, I don't know. Either way, I had tears of laughter several times during this. Brilliant.

    • @letsgojojoshow
      @letsgojojoshow 2 года назад +6

      Oi Dats My Leg is a good cover in the context of UK comic artists like Ken Reid and a bygone age when Games Workshop had a sense of humour.

    • @stephenball2108
      @stephenball2108 2 года назад +6

      I think the most brutal early matchup was Cannes against Coal Country in round 2. Those were both top tier contenders that just happened to match up early.

  • @dougwarr9459
    @dougwarr9459 2 года назад +7

    One of the absolute best entertaining board game videos I’ve ever watched!!! Well done!

  • @stevenburgos9127
    @stevenburgos9127 2 года назад +12

    This was a slam dunk! More videos with this format would be a treat 😆

  • @RulebooksForYou
    @RulebooksForYou 2 года назад +8

    The discussion was so fun - I loved this!

  • @-RTC-
    @-RTC- 2 года назад +25

    Wizard is cool!! Agree with Zee 100%! The art itself is well done IMO

    • @TheRatedOniChannel
      @TheRatedOniChannel 2 года назад +6

      I thought the art looked badass.

    • @Jammonstrald
      @Jammonstrald 2 года назад +5

      That vote was a travesty. Wizard was easily the best cover in the whole video.

    • @-RTC-
      @-RTC- 2 года назад +2

      @@Jammonstrald 100 percent agreed! Love that 70s/80s fantasy artwork. Some of my favorite stuff ever.

    • @TheRatedOniChannel
      @TheRatedOniChannel 2 года назад

      @@-RTC- Loved Mike singing Holy Diver.

    • @brucegrossman3531
      @brucegrossman3531 3 дня назад

      I owned a copy. I had a bunch of those microgames. All had kick ass artwork

  • @MisterChris1978
    @MisterChris1978 2 года назад +12

    We need a live play through of the winner - I don’t make the rules

  • @Ray-jb3bd
    @Ray-jb3bd 2 года назад +18

    Very punny at 1:09:36, Chris. "Tom, thank you for teaching me the meaning of 'Plethora,' it means a lot"

    • @Patronux
      @Patronux 2 года назад

      Oh, that's fantastic

  • @reggycide
    @reggycide 2 года назад +18

    Meltscape components look pretty cool. The cover looks ok for a game made at the same time as DOS 3.1 and Wordperfect.... unfortunately it's only 10 years old.

    • @TheRatedOniChannel
      @TheRatedOniChannel 2 года назад +6

      ... what? That thing looks as if it were made on the 90s... the EARLY 90s.

    • @razjml
      @razjml 2 года назад +4

      What!? Who makes that in 2012? 😂

  • @ramonosuke
    @ramonosuke 10 месяцев назад +1

    Mikes initial reaction to Fruit Bandit and Oi, Dats my leg! Is hilarious

  • @hairbrainedgames3127
    @hairbrainedgames3127 2 года назад +3

    I like the format used for this video, pitting games against each other and whittling down to the final one.

  • @jonpaget
    @jonpaget 2 года назад +2

    This is one of my favourite videos of this year. I always love listening and learning from the group. This video was a lovely laughter bonus with those truly epic board game covers and the cool voting system!

  • @Gruso57
    @Gruso57 2 года назад +10

    14:15
    Zee descent into madness at how bad that art is had me crying in laughter

  • @nataliejohn4243
    @nataliejohn4243 2 года назад +5

    I’m with Mike on Europa. Heads of State is absolutely awful, but Europa makes NO SENSE!! It’s awful and weird and looks like they were trying to make a really bad party game or something…

  • @ktshipman21
    @ktshipman21 2 года назад +2

    I loved this video, and I’d love to see more like it. For example:
    -Worst fonts in board games
    -worst publisher logo
    -dumbest board game titles

    • @JJ_TheGreat
      @JJ_TheGreat 2 года назад +1

      Also:
      Coolest board game names. My vote: Psychic Pizza Deliverers Go To The Ghost Town.

  • @DavidSupina
    @DavidSupina 2 года назад +6

    My brain just got Meltscape’d. I am pretty sure I will never be the same.

  • @nobbynobbs8182
    @nobbynobbs8182 2 года назад +2

    Meltscape is probably objectively the worst, but I truly hate the Coal Country one

  • @ElanDivan
    @ElanDivan 2 года назад +26

    "Forgot what this game was remade as" - Heads of state was remade as Royals, a Dice Tower Essentials game. 😀

    • @Legitster
      @Legitster 2 года назад

      Dice Tower Incidentals

    • @uplift-yourdailypickup6424
      @uplift-yourdailypickup6424 2 года назад

      It’s a great game. They did it good by remaking it as Royals. Just played it this last week. Fantastic game!

  • @guillermoz4914
    @guillermoz4914 2 года назад +3

    Thank you guys for this awesome content 😂
    I know it’s a lot of work to put these together but I really hope we get more of these “VS”
    Looking forward to best Board game covers.

  • @Lwilibert
    @Lwilibert 2 года назад +11

    that wizard cover is awesome!

  • @shaunhughes2
    @shaunhughes2 2 года назад +16

    Loved the live voting. It was exciting to watch live, but also later when I had to watch the VOD. Hats off to Roy. Would like to see more of this. Hilarious

  • @2frelledminds
    @2frelledminds 2 года назад +2

    I think it was Mike that said something about being surprised how many bad board game cover Rio Grande has, to which I have to say, um, isn't that the majority of their game boxes?

  • @remisalvador702
    @remisalvador702 2 года назад +19

    great fun! you guys should also do "worst boards" and "most beautiful boards" with the same format!

  • @boardgamesonthemoon
    @boardgamesonthemoon 2 года назад +12

    Oh please, oh please, post a Meltscape play through!

    • @rulebookrx2411
      @rulebookrx2411 2 года назад +3

      Good news for you, Tom did a review of it back in 2013: ruclips.net/video/vuqV0DxoAyU/видео.html

    • @boardgamesonthemoon
      @boardgamesonthemoon 2 года назад +2

      @@rulebookrx2411 thanks!, just watched it, sad really, that not just the box cover is bad (turns out, it’s actually the only success of that game. Who would of thought that the game inside was actually worse! Hope the designer of Meltscape doesn’t get too upset, if they happen across this ‘worst Board Game Covers’ list. At least Meltscape is ranked well for something

  • @Legitster
    @Legitster 2 года назад +11

    Should have made 4 divisions: Bad Art, Questionable Composition, Aged Terribly, On Drugs

  • @Bodyknock
    @Bodyknock 2 года назад +3

    Hilarious video! 😄 And I love this voting format, looking forward to more like this.

  • @RemcoHaarlem
    @RemcoHaarlem 2 года назад +3

    This was so much fun, tears were running down from my face. What a blast.

  • @Wh0isTh3D0ct0r
    @Wh0isTh3D0ct0r 2 года назад +14

    I love the fact that after I watched this video I found that Meltscape had ended up at number 7 of “The Hotness” on Board Game Geek. 😂

    • @borreholic
      @borreholic 2 года назад

      Yep! We did it, folks!

    • @schuechen
      @schuechen 2 года назад +5

      Just imagine people, who didn't watch this video, look The Hotness, than look at the game and go "Why, though?"

  • @LegoAssassin098
    @LegoAssassin098 2 года назад +17

    Meltscape looks straight out of a middle schooler's PowerPoint slide

  • @wavewynder
    @wavewynder 2 года назад +14

    Never did I imagine I'd see the cover for Roads & Boats and think, "You know what, it's not THAT bad of a cover". Well, after seeing a lot of those other covers I stand corrected, it really isn't the worst cover!

  • @jameswoodard4304
    @jameswoodard4304 2 года назад +7

    My favorite joke of the video: "🎵Video Grin killed the Plethera art🎵"
    Well done Mr. Garcia. Well done.

  • @theinqov
    @theinqov 2 года назад +1

    The KO tournament is so much fun, good job! Can you do more of these on different topics?

  • @scottgrummert3312
    @scottgrummert3312 2 года назад +4

    I can already see the headlines… “Zee Garcia Threatens Violence Against Power Grid Designer Friedmann Friese Over Picture of Blurry Bird”

  • @TheDungeonDive
    @TheDungeonDive 2 года назад +1

    Great video! One of my favorites. Well done. :)

  • @nobbynobbs8182
    @nobbynobbs8182 2 года назад +8

    How the heck did Troyes got nominated? The style totally fits the medieval theme. I love it

  • @nothing3376
    @nothing3376 2 года назад +2

    When “It’s Bannana’s” was shown, and all Zee said was “Tom.” I cried

  • @Gnarrkhaz
    @Gnarrkhaz Год назад +1

    The funny thing is the actual contents of Meltscape look pretty nicely produced. X'D

  • @BojanBrankov
    @BojanBrankov 2 года назад +1

    This was a great ride. Thank you for the fun guys!

  • @Nelidew
    @Nelidew 2 года назад +1

    this show war soooo fun ! The voting, the covers, the crew comments. Thank you guys !

  • @nicholasimholte7359
    @nicholasimholte7359 11 месяцев назад +1

    It's hard to believe something could be worse than Coal Country, but Meltscape somehow did it

  • @F4R207
    @F4R207 2 года назад +3

    Oi! Dat's my leg! Now that's a nostalgic blast from the past.

    • @Monica-md2sp
      @Monica-md2sp 2 года назад

      Loved all the games in that series!

  • @Jootie_de_Kop
    @Jootie_de_Kop 2 года назад +2

    After this, Meltscape has become a collector item!

  • @DF-we4pt
    @DF-we4pt 2 года назад +2

    This was honesty hilarious. I laughed out loud many times. Easily the funniest thing on this channel

  • @PinothyJ
    @PinothyJ 2 года назад +22

    Roy, you did really well in this one.

  • @jeremiahhammer2282
    @jeremiahhammer2282 2 года назад +1

    This is the next best thing to a standup act based on nothing but board games. I can already tell a quarter of the way in that I’m gonna be watching this one a lot 😂

  • @wouteroorthuis801
    @wouteroorthuis801 2 года назад +6

    The girls on the High Five cover are actually the daughters of the Dutch publisher's owner. He's the guy on the back of the box, looking like he walked out of Sound Gardens Black Hole Sun video.

  • @rabidpickle
    @rabidpickle 2 года назад +7

    Amazing video. Had me laughing a lot. I’ll be shocked if MELTSCAPE doesn’t show up on BGG Hotness in the next day or two!
    Edit: ha! I typed this right before I got to Chris also predicting it showing up in the hotness.

    • @DTChrisYi
      @DTChrisYi 2 года назад +3

      I was just reading that off someone from the chat. It wasn't my genius brain, unfortunately.

    • @stefanatalie
      @stefanatalie 2 года назад

      LOL! I just checked the Hotness and then the BGG page and saw Tom ripping it apart in his review!

    • @rabidpickle
      @rabidpickle 2 года назад

      @@DTChrisYi #33 on the BGG hotness today!!

    • @kevinshelton6133
      @kevinshelton6133 2 года назад +1

      It made it to #11 on the BGG Hotness today! 🤣

  • @noizeemama3697
    @noizeemama3697 10 месяцев назад

    All the laughter on this was awesome. Thank you for this. More please!

  • @Valcurdra
    @Valcurdra 2 года назад +2

    I have not laughed this much in a year, absolute favourite video on DT.

  • @Draffut2003
    @Draffut2003 2 года назад +1

    Sad that "Oi That's My Leg" got dropped in the first round, look at that monstrosity.

  • @trevorfranklin3536
    @trevorfranklin3536 2 года назад

    One of the most entertaining videos I've ever seen on the dice tower, and I've been watching from the beginning. More like this please!

  • @gozzywozzy485
    @gozzywozzy485 2 года назад +2

    wow this was such a good idea. I had tears pouring down my face, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! Thanks guys X

  • @zatstarxScaleta
    @zatstarxScaleta 2 года назад +6

    Please please do more of these. You guys are so good at working an audience. Imagine somthing like this live at a dicetower convention?
    Do bad board game covers, or best area control games, or ANYTHING. Great idea for a series.

  • @Nightsorrow1
    @Nightsorrow1 2 года назад +1

    Its only in my head, or Zee just made a reference to tha scifi novel (and PC game) "I have no mouth, and i must scream" during the Gooey Louie vs Roads & Boats? If he did, kudos to him.

  • @simpelton524
    @simpelton524 2 года назад +1

    Inhabit the earth has the same issue as all of my painted minis. Eyes are the bane of my existence.

  • @nuuqbgg
    @nuuqbgg 2 года назад +2

    I love heavy metal references in DT videos. There are more and more of those in videos. Thanks Chris.

  • @EsperanzaDMV
    @EsperanzaDMV 2 года назад +2

    All Klemens Franz games should be at the very top... They are sooooo ugly, I can't understand how is it possible that he still does the artwork for games....

  • @jari-pekkasuuronen2462
    @jari-pekkasuuronen2462 2 года назад +2

    Expecting four-way-review of Meltscape soon!

  • @jasonc2784
    @jasonc2784 2 года назад +1

    Loved this. Thank you. Comments by the team were quite funny.

  • @SteWorthington
    @SteWorthington 2 года назад +6

    I was practically crying with laughter at parts of this video. Absolute genius. Thank you for bringing some laughter on a day that brought news of the Queen's death. Genuinely needed!
    Also, I hope you've now seen that Meltscape did indeed make it into the BGG Hotness list!!! This one fact made my day!

    • @RaduStanculescu
      @RaduStanculescu 2 года назад

      I almost woke my son with my laughter a few times! 😅

    • @nothing3376
      @nothing3376 2 года назад +1

      It’s Banana’s made me cry

  • @jahniedez6834
    @jahniedez6834 2 года назад +1

    When Conquest of Gaul came up, I immediately lost it... I'm crying lol

  • @stephenball2108
    @stephenball2108 2 года назад +1

    Over a week later, I have to say the cover that’s remained burned in my brain is Cannes. What a horror show, that second round matchup with that and Coal Country was brutal, I think if Cannes moves on it ends up in the finals.

  • @jr637-1
    @jr637-1 2 года назад +5

    For the best board game covers, Canvas, Modern Art, and The Fox in the Forest have to at least be in the running.

  • @appleseiter15
    @appleseiter15 2 года назад +3

    This was amazing. Please do the same for gameboards and card art! I could have watched ten hours of this.

  • @ledbetter10
    @ledbetter10 2 года назад +2

    I really hope there is a Meltscape live playthrough. You owe it that lol!

  • @robertdascoli949
    @robertdascoli949 2 года назад +3

    Great, now every time I look at Caylus I'm just goona see that dudes creepy hand.
    Thanks Zee.

  • @SanjuroSan
    @SanjuroSan 2 года назад +2

    I thought I knew board games. This video has opened up frightening vistas within my mind.

  • @Jammonstrald
    @Jammonstrald 2 года назад +1

    So many of the votes were people voting against the game concept and not the actual cover art and it was MADDENING.

  • @Phoenixastro
    @Phoenixastro 2 года назад +1

    There is apparently other art in Meltscape, at least there is some on its BGG page, and it's AWESOME (in a horrific way).

  • @henningb3234
    @henningb3234 2 года назад +3

    Hilarious, you guys are amazing. Never thought of something like this. But you make a 2hour show of pure laughter out of ugly covers. Awesome!!!

  • @gabtrat9091
    @gabtrat9091 2 года назад +6

    Highly entertaining, had me rolling until the end!

  • @MartyKane217
    @MartyKane217 2 года назад +2

    Meltscape is the "The Room" of board game covers. A true masterpiece of ineptitude.
    Also, it's hilarious to me that Tom's review is the only video on the games' BGG page: ruclips.net/video/vuqV0DxoAyU/видео.html

  • @mapanzer
    @mapanzer 2 года назад +2

    They missed my favorite bad cover of all time, Friedemann Friese's Falsche Fuffziger.

  • @1ShotJC
    @1ShotJC 2 года назад +2

    Assassin was based on Jack Dott, one of the owners of Avalon Hill at the time…

  • @BretMyers-fd5kt
    @BretMyers-fd5kt 7 месяцев назад +1

    Absolutely nothing wrong with Battleship. It was a reflection of the times. You can't tell me this has never happened in your family.

    • @thedicetower
      @thedicetower  7 месяцев назад +1

      I guess I can tell you that, as I was the one who was always washing the dishes.

  • @bruceulrich1231
    @bruceulrich1231 2 года назад +1

    It's too bad that this was ruined by polls. It was more a referendum on the quality of the games themselves. And much less than the art itself

  • @UnluckyHydra
    @UnluckyHydra 2 года назад +1

    Fun video! Can I just say Tom's laugh at 1:07:00 Has some Mark Hamill's Joker vibes to it.

  • @Acenchious
    @Acenchious 5 месяцев назад +1

    I would love a worst rulebooks from popular games

  • @MadSlantedPowers
    @MadSlantedPowers 2 года назад +2

    I didn't think the Meltscape cover was as bad as everyone else seems to think.

  • @Spudkitty513
    @Spudkitty513 2 года назад

    Love this ... you guys knocked this topic out of the park!

  • @taeraresh2115
    @taeraresh2115 2 года назад +1

    Great video, as always, and I can't argue about the winner. You did miss two games that I think would have been strong contenders - Cockpit (the 1992 game from Schauroth & Lorenz, not the 1991 racing game), and Falsche FuFFziger.

  • @johnr8095
    @johnr8095 2 года назад +1

    You could like 30% of any game published by rio grande games from 1995 - 2005 for examples of horrible covers

  • @ko9
    @ko9 2 года назад

    Whoa, I just came across an old game called "Wildlife Adventure" and suddenly the cover of "Inhabit the Earth" makes more sense!
    ITE's cover appears to be intended as a funny spin-off version of the Wildlife Adventure cover! All the animals are the same and in the same position, just redrawn in a cartoony way with unsettling red eyes.

  • @JohnWiedenhoeft
    @JohnWiedenhoeft 2 года назад

    I think I've seen flushing frenzy at the store once, it's an actual rubber poop that gets catapulted out of a toilet bowl and you're supposed to catch it. The cover is merely descriptive.

  • @timometsanoja9666
    @timometsanoja9666 2 года назад +4

    You've been Meltscaped! Now I'm interested on what the heck this game is??? This is going to end up as a collectible for this one video. You haven't live unless you've been Meltscaped. #meltscaped

  • @mattlewis5095
    @mattlewis5095 2 года назад +3

    I think both the first two choices are perfectly functional covers lol, but the ransom-note point made me laugh though! Safe ground with Guilds, where it's those early covers that particularly give Dominion art a bad name imo. Battleship - now you've landed!
    Imo Caylus is fine! Iconic is what you want, esp in a genre where there is so much cliche.
    Inhabit the earth and Great WesternTrail haha mad.

  • @lolaldanee2743
    @lolaldanee2743 2 года назад +2

    Oh my, Chris Yi is a really humerous individual, I had a blast

  • @TheCrimsonSpace
    @TheCrimsonSpace 2 года назад

    I navigated to the BGG homepage this morning and noticed that Meltscape has climbed to 24th in the Hotness rankings...coincidence??? 🤣

  • @JuliuszCovers
    @JuliuszCovers 2 года назад

    A "Waitress" reference is something I did not expect from Tom! :)

  • @davegildersleeve4316
    @davegildersleeve4316 2 года назад +1

    This was a hilarious video!! Thanks for the laughs guys!!!

  • @jameswoodard4304
    @jameswoodard4304 2 года назад +1

    Now we're all eagerly awaiting the publication of Mike's Meltscape dissertation.

  • @joerihessels8230
    @joerihessels8230 2 года назад +1

    Thanks for the video! I feel it would have been more fun if you would have picked between the worst covers of (relatively) well known games.

  • @rodneydunn9611
    @rodneydunn9611 2 года назад +1

    This was a very entertaining video. Thanks guys!!

  • @JamesOrr1987
    @JamesOrr1987 2 года назад +1

    Amazing content! Cry-laughing on this one, so good.

  • @matthewmckinnon9298
    @matthewmckinnon9298 2 года назад +3

    Hey, i'm sure the 9 year old who designed Glory to Rome did their best

  • @MistressMissy
    @MistressMissy 2 года назад +1

    The middle lady on 7 Sisters reminds me of the early look of Marvel comics Typhoid Mary

  • @MichaelB-jw5po
    @MichaelB-jw5po 2 года назад +6

    Europa was robbed. That cover is a thousand times worse than what ended up winning.