*Important Notes and Unused Jokes* 1. All credits to artists and links to animatics should be in the description of the video. If they are not, it would be greatly appreciated if you notified me. 2. Since a large portion of the audience may not have seen the previous iterations of this type of video, I can't do jokes that reference back to punchlines from previous videos, unless they also serve as stand alone jokes. For example, I could still do a farm animals joke since regardless of if you watched the previous epic the musical dub it still makes sense. However, I could not do a fish piss joke (which I considered adding during the scene where Odysseus trauma dumps on Circe), as I couldn't find a way for the joke to function on its own. 3. I realized after posting that the music for Hermes's bit is a bit too loud, can't change it now :/ 4. The jokes below are unused most often due to not fitting with the rest of the jokes. Some are unused for other reasons. 5. At around 1:20 with the mercury joke, I would note that mercury is also Hermes's Roman equivalent. Interpret that info as you will given the idea that Hermes fed Odysseus a flower made of "mercury." I did not realize this connection until after writing the joke. *Unused Jokes* Eurylochus (talking about Circe): She led them in and then Odysseus: She smashed them E: What? no! O: I mean like Polyphemus smash them with a club E: No not that either O: Really? She didn’t kill us E: Surprisingly yes. Odysseus (talking to Hermes): So you're the god of messages, travelers, and stuff right? Hermes: Yeah (happily) O: How do you manage scam callers H: (Still happy) Oh, well. (Switch up to evil villain voice) I give them divine protection, I let them go wild, give them 5g for free, I wanna see the world burn Pause H: (return to happy) Ahahahahaa Hermes: I'm your great-grandfather you know. You youngsters with your no-killing stuff and open arms stuff. what you need is open legs- (cut to next scene) Circe: I’m Circe and I speak for the trees- nymphs, shoot. Circe (singing the line): "I simply revealed their true form" Odysseus: Oh, that makes the pigs make sense C: I know right, it's quite accurate Odysseus: Can you fix my men Circe: That’s not possible O (shocked): So they’re pigs forever? C: No I can turn them back O: what?…oh yeah I can’t fix them either C: 12 years without a wife does numbers O: They didn’t have one to begin with C: Oh so they're just crazy from the get-go O: Yep
"a woman" "congratulations!" "ody i'm married to your sister-" "right, forgot about that" *2 minutes later* "she's hot ok?" "you're married to my sister." *10 minutes later* "everyone's true colours are revealed in acts of lust" "i'm married" "why are all the main characters married?!" "it's called lore woman"
Odysseus: I have to save them. Eurylochus: It's too dangerous! Odysseus: So we just leave people to die? You know what that would make us? Eurylochus: *confident* U.S. health insurance? Odysseus: *stuttering* No, well- Yes, but... *Eurylochus got a bit too real for a minute.*
Vengence Saga during Get in the water: P: Heeeeyyy, Ody~ O: Oh my god, don't say it- P: It's time for... O: Please. Don't. Say. It P: ✨️Farm animals✨️ O: FUUUU- P: And guess what else I have in store O: Oh no P: Oh yes. I'M GONNA DROWN YOU IN FISH PISS! O: I HATE YOU!
This is the REAL way to get Odysseus in the water...... here's it extented: P: GET IN THE WATER O: But my family- P: I am the water O: Uh- what- P: I MEAN I RULE THE WATER- IT'S MY DOMAIN AND- Shoot. Well you're still going to drown in- O: Please. Don't Say. It. Wait i said that already- P: FULL CIRCLE AGAIN YOU LITTLE-
@@BlueberryMuffin-n6b O : mister poseidon, i am fishpissphobic P : what does that mean? O : I can't drown in fish piss P : nice try O : but you know what i can do? P : what?.. O : 🔱
In this episode of EPIC: The Musical: Odysseus gets high Hermes flirts with his great grandson Circe fails to seduce Odysseus Eurylochus has never seen a woman before Sonic 3 and the USA exist in Ancient Greek times And only one of those isn’t in the original Circe Saga.
"Wow, to think I called you a friend" with that face from Ximena Natzel's animatic are an unreasonably funny combination, I think that's my favourite bit of this video. Man, these are so good!
First of all, hilarious. It brought me to tears. (Also very nice of you to put the names of the animators) Second, now that I think about it, every saga except Ithaca has something related with an animal. Troy: Giant Horse (and the symbol of Athena being an owl and the boar, but I don't really count those ones) Cyclops: Sheep Ocean: God of Horses (and the pack of wolves swimming with the sharks lyric) Circe: Pigs Underworld: Sexy Fish Thunder: (you guessed it, more farm animals) Cows Wisdom: little wolf (and Athena=owl, I don't actually count it) Vengeance: God of horses (Again)
(Ps: Ithaca: Athena=owl, I don't actually count it) (In the Odyssey by Homer there were far more animals, for e.g: in Ithaca Ody had to disguise as a shepherd and his dog died at his arrival, so yeah tons of animals, and in greek mythology itself, like man I guess they were obsessed with animals)
THIS VIDEO HAD ME ROLLING LMFAO, I love this video so much so I’m leaving a comment here so I can come back to it. comedy gold, some of these lines might make their way into my every day vocab somehow my favorite parts! 0:10 “what happened to you?” a woman” “congratulations 😁!!” 0:28 “ahem. ✨woman✨” 0:47 she’s hot ok :( 0:53 us health insurance? (real) 1:20 “mercury! :)” “what.” 1:29 high on POWAAAA 1:33 I’ll pick you up after school ody! :D 1:47 I just smoked a flowerr, marijuana power! 🎶 2:02 taste-testing toes? 🤨 (like father like son) 2:10 “he got smashed” “congratulations😄!” “by a cyclops.” “oh.. we all have our preferences 🤷🏻♀️” “with a club” “..ohhh” 2:18 “Australia?” “no the safer one 🙄”
Personalmente gracias por existir me he reido y ahora soy tu fan 😅😅😅😅❤❤❤❤❤ súper ame este video. Solo me pude arrastrar de la rosa en la parte de marihuana jajajaja
*Important Notes and Unused Jokes*
1. All credits to artists and links to animatics should be in the description of the video. If they are not, it would be greatly appreciated if you notified me.
2. Since a large portion of the audience may not have seen the previous iterations of this type of video, I can't do jokes that reference back to punchlines from previous videos, unless they also serve as stand alone jokes. For example, I could still do a farm animals joke since regardless of if you watched the previous epic the musical dub it still makes sense. However, I could not do a fish piss joke (which I considered adding during the scene where Odysseus trauma dumps on Circe), as I couldn't find a way for the joke to function on its own.
3. I realized after posting that the music for Hermes's bit is a bit too loud, can't change it now :/
4. The jokes below are unused most often due to not fitting with the rest of the jokes. Some are unused for other reasons.
5. At around 1:20 with the mercury joke, I would note that mercury is also Hermes's Roman equivalent. Interpret that info as you will given the idea that Hermes fed Odysseus a flower made of "mercury." I did not realize this connection until after writing the joke.
*Unused Jokes*
Eurylochus (talking about Circe): She led them in and then
Odysseus: She smashed them
E: What? no!
O: I mean like Polyphemus smash them with a club
E: No not that either
O: Really? She didn’t kill us
E: Surprisingly yes.
Odysseus (talking to Hermes): So you're the god of messages, travelers, and stuff right?
Hermes: Yeah (happily)
O: How do you manage scam callers
H: (Still happy) Oh, well. (Switch up to evil villain voice) I give them divine protection, I let them go wild, give them 5g for free, I wanna see the world burn
Pause
H: (return to happy) Ahahahahaa
Hermes: I'm your great-grandfather you know. You youngsters with your no-killing stuff and open arms stuff. what you need is open legs- (cut to next scene)
Circe: I’m Circe and I speak for the trees- nymphs, shoot.
Circe (singing the line): "I simply revealed their true form"
Odysseus: Oh, that makes the pigs make sense
C: I know right, it's quite accurate
Odysseus: Can you fix my men
Circe: That’s not possible
O (shocked): So they’re pigs forever?
C: No I can turn them back
O: what?…oh yeah I can’t fix them either
C: 12 years without a wife does numbers
O: They didn’t have one to begin with
C: Oh so they're just crazy from the get-go
O: Yep
Are you my medicine? Cuz damn I need another dose!
I watched again
Comedy gold, all of this.
the hermes segment is my favorite
*WOMEN*
"i just smoked a flower marjuana power"
THIS WAS GOLD
WILD
lmk pfp😋
It's one of my favorite parts of this video XD
He should make a meme saga for Jorge on April fools.
“US health insurance?”
We sure Eurylochus isn’t the prophet?
I can’t-
Lol@@thesoapysofastudios
a suicidal prophet - that’s why he ate the cow 😨
Yaa
Also
LEO WTH DID YOU DO@@Cabin.seven_isonfire
apollo had that dodgeball fucking READY
"I'm your great grandson"
"That means a great grand time"
HERMES 😭😭😭
He’s Zeus’s kid after all (Zeus is in Heracles family tre three times)
HE WOULD THOUGH
Didn’t think Troys Hermes could be beaten but this came close😂 At least this is the most entertaining Hermes of 2025 so far.
Sounds like EPIC Hermes, or at least Troy’s Hermes, would say😂
HE WOULD😭
"Oh man you're really traumatized"
"43 man left under my command"
"I'll just free your men now"
"All I hear are SCREAMSS"
"a woman"
"congratulations!"
LMAO
this bit got me so good 😭
"But he's in the Underworld"
". . . Australia?🤨"
"Nooo the ✨safer✨ one"
Got me cackling at 1am aljdkahdksusjshkahsh
ITS 1 AM HERE HELP
Australia is ✨dangerous✨ tho
@@thesoapysofastudios only if you forget your hard hat, the drop bears are ruthless and have no mercy
As an Aussie, I can confirm that the underworld is much safer :D
@@Ch3ddar_Ch1ld excuse me, the ✨what✨ bears now 😃
"a woman"
"congratulations!"
"ody i'm married to your sister-"
"right, forgot about that"
*2 minutes later*
"she's hot ok?"
"you're married to my sister."
*10 minutes later*
"everyone's true colours are revealed in acts of lust"
"i'm married"
"why are all the main characters married?!"
"it's called lore woman"
Where is this from
@@Cosmic_demonartist i'm not sure i follow?
@@olivia_14_fiz the lyrics, the parody you just did.
@@Cosmic_demonartistin the original Odyssey Eurylochus was married to Odysseus' sister
@TheFlame_Hawk Ody had a sister?
Eurolychous: “She was hot okay”
Odysseus: “How are you married to my sister.”
REAL
Lmao@@MayaandTulip-wz9fz
Thunder saga during Mutiny
E: Guess what?
O: DONT YOU DARE-
E: Farm animals, again
O: I HATE YOU ALL
lol
Zeus : I can sort that out for you
@@olivia_14_fiz
*Zeus summons a lightning bolt that looks like a horse*
Soldier 1: Look, he's horsing around
@goldenbunny7743
Odysseus: ".....kill them let me live"
@goldenbunny7743I think soldier one died by horsing around with *F I S H P I S S*
“What’s it made of?”
“Mercury!”
“..so you??”
Lol
That's what I thought!
Was about to say that 😂
“They killed him for spoiling Sonic 3”
LMAOOO
"Barbaric"
"I know he is but he's your only hope."
2:10 "He got smashed"
"congratulations😀"
"by a cyclops"
"... oh... we all have different preferences 😊"
"WITH A CLUB-"
MAN WTF XD Love ur videos
Lmao yesss
“Oh you’re really traumatized” 😭
It's the pancake 🥞😭
"All I here are scrEeEEeEEAAaAaAAmmMs"
43 left under my command😖
Hermes proved that the saying "like father like son" is real
Odysseus: I have to save them.
Eurylochus: It's too dangerous!
Odysseus: So we just leave people to die? You know what that would make us?
Eurylochus: *confident* U.S. health insurance?
Odysseus: *stuttering* No, well- Yes, but...
*Eurylochus got a bit too real for a minute.*
“Fourty three left under my command… all I hear are screammssss…” 🥺 2:39
… 42…
SQUIDSKITTLE’S AN EPIC THE MUSICAL FAN!!??! AHHH! YEHAGGSWHYA!
@@GooseTheePuppeteer GOOSETHEPUPPETEER’S AN EPIC THE MUSICAL FAN!?!? AAHH! YRIJEBAYRYNEBSUSJBDB
42............... rip the forgotten elpenor
@@SViralEgg my guy fulfilled his dream to skydive 🥹
"I'm your great-grandson"
"That means a GREAT-grand time"
I'M DYING
"But he's in the underworld."
"Australia?"
"No the safer one."
Yeah that checks out
BAHAHAHAHA IM CACKLING LMAO (plz excuse me and my weird humor I’m in a good mood XD)
0:58 “Sheep, the god of horses, now pigs. If I have to deal with one more farm animal, WHOS THERE?” -Odysseus
THE GOD OF HERDING😂😂😂😂
@ “Oh my-“ -Odysseus
Vengence Saga during Get in the water:
P: Heeeeyyy, Ody~
O: Oh my god, don't say it-
P: It's time for...
O: Please. Don't. Say. It
P: ✨️Farm animals✨️
O: FUUUU-
P: And guess what else I have in store
O: Oh no
P: Oh yes. I'M GONNA DROWN YOU IN FISH PISS!
O: I HATE YOU!
This is the REAL way to get Odysseus in the water...... here's it extented:
P: GET IN THE WATER
O: But my family-
P: I am the water
O: Uh- what-
P: I MEAN I RULE THE WATER- IT'S MY DOMAIN AND- Shoot. Well you're still going to drown in-
O: Please. Don't Say. It. Wait i said that already-
P: FULL CIRCLE AGAIN YOU LITTLE-
@@BlueberryMuffin-n6b
O : mister poseidon, i am fishpissphobic
P : what does that mean?
O : I can't drown in fish piss
P : nice try
O : but you know what i can do?
P : what?..
O : 🔱
I jUsT sMoKeD a FlOwEr, MaRiJaNa PoWeR
Edited: MOM I'M FAMOUS😎👍
“What?!”
"You Pig!"
ITS WILD I CANT😂😂
"a woman"
"congratulations!"
"you pig!"
"I pick you up after school"
god that make laugh so hard🤣🤣
The reveal that Telemachus inherited his...thing for feet...from his dad???
fr😅
Lore
I DIDN'T PUT THAT TOGETHER UNTIL NOW LMAOOO
'Did you lose your eyes with the Cyclops, you muppet? Look at me'
this broke me xD
That is the funniest part of this, possibly tied with the Australia joke
1:17 I love how Hermes says Mercury since that's his Roman counterpart.
Yeah hehe! :D
THE CREATOR IS BACK WITH SILLY CONTEXT
"Ahem, woman"
*running in your direction*
“Never had any, have you?”
(Sorry it reminded me of the last dub I watched 😂)
@@Mango-o5v OMG YEAH XD
“But he’s in the Underworld.”
“Australia?”
“No, the safer one.”
That checks 😭👍🏼
1:20 Mercury is also the Roman equivalent of Hermes so it’s funny to think that he just fed Odysseus his other personality
Circe: I know a prophet who can help you, but he is in the underworld.
Odysseus: Australia?
Circe: No, the safer one.
Odysseus: Oh
😂
In this episode of EPIC: The Musical:
Odysseus gets high
Hermes flirts with his great grandson
Circe fails to seduce Odysseus
Eurylochus has never seen a woman before
Sonic 3 and the USA exist in Ancient Greek times
And only one of those isn’t in the original Circe Saga.
Wait. You’re telling me the USA and Sonic 3 DIDN’T exist in Ancient Greek times? 🤨
@@ameliabond5244 nah, the 4th one is the fake one - Eury is married to a woman so he's seen at least one.
dont forget australia
@@astoria4ever G'day we've always been here, they just know how to stay quiet.
1:46 Odysseus smoked a flower😭
Marijuana power 😌
1:14
‘I’m your great grandson-‘
‘that just means a great grand time’ 😏
“Barbaric!”
“I know he is”
“Wait, that’s not-”
😂😂😂
Love how us health insurance is so bad that knowledge of its horrendous behavior transcends the timeline.
Petition to permanently change the lyrics from "one that claims your power" to "marijuana power" 💃
I’ll sign
“I know a prophet who can help you, but he’s in the underworld”
“Australia?”
“No, the safer one”
😂😂😂
"What happened to you?"
"A woman."
"Congratulations!"
0:10 "A WOMAN-"
"CONGRATULATIONS" 👁👄👁
“I just smoked a flower, marijuana power” is amazing 😭I love that it fits the timing of the original line too
“What do men do for fun”
“Taste test toes”
“What no ew!”
“Don’t knock till ya try it”
WHAT 😂😂😂😂😂
"Wow, to think I called you a friend" with that face from Ximena Natzel's animatic are an unreasonably funny combination, I think that's my favourite bit of this video. Man, these are so good!
"Australia?"
"No the safer one."
STOPP IM SOBBINHG 😭😭
2:01 Like father like son 😂
0:28 To be fair 10 years on battle field, most men really get desperate at that point
2:18 That had me cackling, and it's 12 in the mornin' 💀
"whos there" "the god of herding :D" "oh my-" the way I laughed out LOUD
"I'll pick you up after school Ody"
"im like 30 years old"
Guess he's studying for a P.H.D. or something
@@heizi-k3t He'll get picked up from Calypso University
"no the safer one" is so real lmao
"He's in the underworld"
"Australia?"
"No the safer one."
AS AN AUSTRALIAN, I'M SOBBING
Taste tasting toes.
Odysseus-2025
First of all, hilarious. It brought me to tears. (Also very nice of you to put the names of the animators)
Second, now that I think about it, every saga except Ithaca has something related with an animal.
Troy: Giant Horse (and the symbol of Athena being an owl and the boar, but I don't really count those ones)
Cyclops: Sheep
Ocean: God of Horses (and the pack of wolves swimming with the sharks lyric)
Circe: Pigs
Underworld: Sexy Fish
Thunder: (you guessed it, more farm animals) Cows
Wisdom: little wolf (and Athena=owl, I don't actually count it)
Vengeance: God of horses (Again)
(Ps: Ithaca: Athena=owl, I don't actually count it)
(In the Odyssey by Homer there were far more animals, for e.g: in Ithaca Ody had to disguise as a shepherd and his dog died at his arrival, so yeah tons of animals, and in greek mythology itself, like man I guess they were obsessed with animals)
The two funniest parts are "ahem WOMAN" was hilarious and then "I just smoked a flower marijuana power" in this was even more funny
O:"Were you looking at-"
E:"she's hot, okay"
Eurylochus is speaking for us
0:17 I guess Achilles did single-handedly take care of Penthesilea, daughter of Ares
1:32 "I'll pick u up after school ody :3" I need this man in my life 😭
"I'm your great-grandson."
"That means a great-grand time!"
*SWEET HOME **-ALABAMA-** GREECE*
He got Zeus genes after all
IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW *Wink Wink*
42 left under his command rip Elpenor
he sounds sick of his life when he says “WHOS THERE.”
1:35 circe don't give a SHIT Ody
1:46 "I just smoked a flower- ✨MaRiJuAnA pOwEr✨"
0:50 FOUL
The fact that Eurylochus is married to Odysseus' younger sister makes the beginning even funnier 😂
1:32 “I’ll pick you up after school, ody:D” best line lol
2:05 😔
“Australia?”
“no, the safer one.”
XD
C: "You know what makes a man happy-"
O: "Tase testing toes"
I'M SORRY BUT THAT LINE MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH
"Did you lose your eyes with the cyclops, you muppet, look at me!" I could not stop cackling, Odysseus is such a numbskull sometimes.
1:22 “I’m kidding!”
“I WAS GONNA DIE-“
*cutly laughs*
"i just smoked a flower. Marjuana power" Dude, XDDDDDD
Hermes: High on power!
Ody: That's not what you were gonna say.
🤣
"The god of herding" KILLED ME 😂😂😂
2:18 “Australia?” “No the safer one.” Got me dying
“I’ll pick you up after school,ody ☺️”
"A great grand time!"
HERMES NO 😆
1:03
“Oh my.”
“Hiii” :)
1:29 HIGH ON POWAHHH!!
"U.S. Health insurance?" IS CRAZY 🤣🤣🤣
THIS WAS WORTH THE WAIT.
"The safer one" Oh you foul 🤣
'US Health Insurance?'
'No! Well yes, but-' 😂
pov: ✨ *w o m a n* ✨
Crew: *TIME TO START RUNNING*
Love how Circe’s attempts at dark(?) humor falls flat due to how traumatized Ody is 😂
"bye Ody, i'll pick you after school" -Hermes
I think you had the whole fandom in the first half when we saw the thumbnail 😂
"the underworld" "australia?" "no the safer one" LMAOOOOOOOO
How do get a man:
Ahem-
*WOMAN*
"Australia?" "No, the safer one." Dang the slight🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"ill pick u up after school, ody
2:15 “….but he’s in the underworld”
“Australia?”
“No the safer one.”
LMAO
Every single line is so funny I genuinely can't even pick a favourite
- He's in the underworld
- Australia?
- No, the safer one
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
a woman
Congratulations
Oh...oh oh oh :}
The congratulations killed me😂😂
THIS HAS BEEN HIDDEN FROM ME FOR 2 WHOLE MINUTES
TRY FOR 46 MIN
@angeek1879 I am very sorry for your wait, also cool pfp
@stickl3monade Thank you! It was from a picture I took when the aurora borealis was visible at night time last year
An hour here 😢
THIS VIDEO HAD ME ROLLING LMFAO, I love this video so much so I’m leaving a comment here so I can come back to it. comedy gold, some of these lines might make their way into my every day vocab somehow
my favorite parts!
0:10 “what happened to you?” a woman” “congratulations 😁!!”
0:28 “ahem. ✨woman✨”
0:47 she’s hot ok :(
0:53 us health insurance? (real)
1:20 “mercury! :)” “what.”
1:29 high on POWAAAA
1:33 I’ll pick you up after school ody! :D
1:47 I just smoked a flowerr, marijuana power! 🎶
2:02 taste-testing toes? 🤨 (like father like son)
2:10 “he got smashed” “congratulations😄!” “by a cyclops.” “oh.. we all have our preferences 🤷🏻♀️” “with a club” “..ohhh”
2:18 “Australia?” “no the safer one 🙄”
I like how both the Congratulations parts are basically the same thing- that really adds
'The god of herding' made me giggle
"a stalker" XD and hermes face :|
Personalmente gracias por existir me he reido y ahora soy tu fan 😅😅😅😅❤❤❤❤❤ súper ame este video. Solo me pude arrastrar de la rosa en la parte de marihuana jajajaja
I’m loving the ongoing farm animals joke
“ a woman! “
“ congratulations. “
Elpenor: actually capitan now its 42 left under your comand!
Ody: If I have to deal with another farm animal-
Eurylocles: 🐄🐄🐄🐄