Bible Dude takes on Net Pirates

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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2008
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  • @videogamerguy9299
    @videogamerguy9299 7 лет назад +136

    *Coach comes running in*
    COACH: "Heeeeyyy I was going to watch that kid shower!"
    *Bible Dude lifts the Bible*
    COACH: "Wait wait wait! I'm not gay, I'm a pedophile. There's a difference".
    BIBLE DUDE: "Well if it's good enough for the pope it's good enough for me". Lmao!!

    • @TechnoHajikelist
      @TechnoHajikelist 9 месяцев назад

      What IS the difference?

    • @2t0nrhianwilliams21
      @2t0nrhianwilliams21 5 месяцев назад

      This shit had me dying the first time I saw this one. And the one when the kids were gonna drink at that party and he killed ole boy cuz he was gay, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @paulpavlus6664
      @paulpavlus6664 4 месяца назад

      Too far too far.

  • @TheInstantClassic1
    @TheInstantClassic1 14 лет назад +39

    "Downloading music....that's just as bad as lusting after another man while shamfully spilling your seed"
    0_0....WOW.....just.....WOW. XDXDXDXDXD'

  • @duanehidalgo5484
    @duanehidalgo5484 6 лет назад +50

    "I don't listen to Black Music." 😂😂😂 I just died! 💀💀💀

  • @DouglasPendletonintherealms
    @DouglasPendletonintherealms 7 лет назад +78

    That ending part was straight savage.

  • @RottenRroses
    @RottenRroses 8 лет назад +170

    If it's good enough for the Pope, it's good enough for me!

  • @galexeqe
    @galexeqe 9 лет назад +75

    At least Bible Dude is deliberate comedy because then there's Bilbleman and that shit is just scary

  • @mackcummy4976
    @mackcummy4976 9 лет назад +59

    Locker rooms are known to have he best wireless connections.

  • @NightBeast12
    @NightBeast12 11 лет назад +21

    "Well if its good enough for the pope, it's good for me."

  • @Xzamilloh
    @Xzamilloh 14 лет назад +20

    "I'm not gay, I'm a pedophile..there's a difference!!" Why is MadTV not still on anymore and SNL is??

    • @irllcd13
      @irllcd13 6 лет назад +1

      Because of triggered PC snowflakes and greedy network executives.

    • @1MindRaper
      @1MindRaper 10 месяцев назад

      You're sick!!

    • @hardcorenativextreme
      @hardcorenativextreme 9 месяцев назад +1

      SNL had backing and created careers, Madtv did have them on the ropes in the 90's but they came back with vengeance

  • @quentindonahue9042
    @quentindonahue9042 Год назад +6

    I want to see some serious soaping action in that shower!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @ThePurestMayhem
    @ThePurestMayhem Год назад +4

    "shamefully spilling your seed" 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @DaxSports1
    @DaxSports1 7 лет назад +17

    Mathew 4:20 "And at once they left their nets and followed Him." Incase yall was wonderin

    • @jacobpadilla2025
      @jacobpadilla2025 3 года назад +1

      4:20
      🐀🐁🐁🐁🐁
      🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁
      🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁
      🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁

  • @WWFederation1
    @WWFederation1 10 лет назад +46

    That endin was horrifing omg lol

  • @GTA5Player1
    @GTA5Player1 Год назад +4

    If there's one thing God cares about, it's the profits on multi-billion dollar corporations!

  • @stormvorm
    @stormvorm 16 лет назад +26

    This is one of the best MadTV skits ever. "I don't like black music...except Hootie and the Blowfish".

    • @mrbisshie
      @mrbisshie Год назад

      Yes.

    • @Wis_Dom
      @Wis_Dom Год назад +1

      I love how it showed how racist white christians are. 🤣

  • @bgnin
    @bgnin 15 лет назад +7

    "If it's good enough for the pope its good enough for me"

  • @ballinnicoya23
    @ballinnicoya23 15 лет назад +9

    i like how in the end when he jumps to fly away, you can see him start to come down from the jump. lmao

  • @Azzaelea
    @Azzaelea 16 лет назад +8

    "Before you download that song, why don't you upload this" .. that has gone to be one of my favourite parts of this sketch.

  • @mackcummy4976
    @mackcummy4976 9 лет назад +25

    I don't mind paying for music but not a dollar per song

    • @LP-ct9nk
      @LP-ct9nk Год назад +1

      Lol what do you think of streaming now

  • @letthepainremain
    @letthepainremain 7 лет назад +29

    "Damn! I don't wanna hear your stuff, man!"

  • @firstlylasty8687
    @firstlylasty8687 9 лет назад +75

    Who names their kid Judas?

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 8 лет назад +13

      Or Pontius

    • @svfin
      @svfin 8 лет назад +6

      +Firstly Lasty im gonna name my kid brutus.

    • @greengoblinkush1404
      @greengoblinkush1404 7 лет назад +6

      Jews

    • @Kotazo85
      @Kotazo85 7 лет назад +7

      same people who names a rotweiler jesus...

    • @shnbwmn
      @shnbwmn 6 лет назад +3

      Biggus Dickus

  • @aflamrecab1
    @aflamrecab1 5 лет назад +5

    I like that sketch where Bible Dude was reciting the Begats in the bible as if they held a moral message

  • @mycolddeadeyes
    @mycolddeadeyes 12 лет назад +6

    Coach Nutston. XD My lungs hurt from laughing so hard hearing that.

  • @tomi20nor
    @tomi20nor 16 лет назад +7

    LOL
    "if it's good enough for the pope, then it's good enough for me"
    so brutal

  • @libbyandtai
    @libbyandtai 6 лет назад +11

    One of the funniest skits ever and one of the best on going jokes is that they read REAL Bible verses except they have nothing to do with the context of the episode when other verses would be more applicable. It’s like oh let’s read a verse about Samson getting his hair cut and use that to judge tax evasion LOL

    • @GTA5Player1
      @GTA5Player1 Год назад +1

      Ah, just like real Christians

  • @theknightswhosayfrak
    @theknightswhosayfrak 12 лет назад +3

    After the credits Nick Fury walks into the church Bible Dude works at.

  • @TheAPLifter
    @TheAPLifter 10 лет назад +17

    Bible man is stuart!! this is great

  • @Gamingnstuff131
    @Gamingnstuff131 8 месяцев назад

    “Downloading music. That’s almost as bad as lusting after another man while spilling your seed.”
    🤣

  • @muimotion
    @muimotion 5 лет назад +15

    Wow. This is exactly why Madtv is BETTER then SNL ever was. They even made fun of the Catholic church even then!
    :O They were truly prophetic at times!

    • @jeremyriley1238
      @jeremyriley1238 Год назад +1

      Indeed. Nowadays, a show like MadTV would never fly due to how easily offended our culture has become.

  • @Makotousaki
    @Makotousaki 14 лет назад +3

    If it's good enough for the pope, it's good enough for me!
    Oh lord!

  • @luisruizalvarez6860
    @luisruizalvarez6860 Год назад +1

    Imagine this sketches in 2022, hahahaha

  • @DJ_PROMO_PR
    @DJ_PROMO_PR 7 лет назад +7

    Madtv, sketch comedy with cojones.

  • @alexkx8599
    @alexkx8599 5 лет назад +2

    This is a hundred percent spot on.

  • @kamineproperty
    @kamineproperty 16 лет назад +1

    Yeah there's a bible man. He has his own series and everything that's pretty much just like the parody.

  • @mergingbutterfly
    @mergingbutterfly 10 лет назад +11

    Is the Bible dude Stuart

    • @SuperHornetA51
      @SuperHornetA51 10 лет назад +11

      You mean "Michael McDonald"

    • @mergingbutterfly
      @mergingbutterfly 10 лет назад +4

      I dont know these actors by there names only the actor names is Micheal McDonald Stuart then yes I dont look them up nor research them.

  • @Brandon-yy5cc
    @Brandon-yy5cc Год назад

    This is awesome! I wish I had the ability to do what Bible Dude does lol 😂

  • @fleurgi
    @fleurgi 8 лет назад

    I think Jesus was talking about being in the music video for the song featured on madtv's trl. That trl skit is simply the best!

  • @AFVfan1
    @AFVfan1 16 лет назад +1

    "File corrupted." lol

  • @testyetasty
    @testyetasty 3 года назад

    2020?lmao been a long time since I have seen these!!!

  • @Tronathon242
    @Tronathon242 Год назад +1

    That early 2000's locker room has a good Internet connection does it?

  • @sparty007
    @sparty007 15 лет назад +1

    aries spears is a pimpin jesus

  • @irishboy_pa
    @irishboy_pa Год назад

    Lol I remember when song feature like 5 different singer/rappers

  • @KrasMazovHatesYourGuts
    @KrasMazovHatesYourGuts 14 лет назад +2

    Funny part is that there really IS a television series just like this called Bibleman, cheap special effects and all. And it really IS as over-the-top and cheesy as this.

  • @christianlegoguy14
    @christianlegoguy14 12 лет назад

    I was just waiting for you to say that! haha

  • @exas4791
    @exas4791 6 лет назад +2

    I love satire !

  • @z3rocool713
    @z3rocool713 7 лет назад +1

    A black Jesus? Now I've seen everything

  • @larrelllewis9407
    @larrelllewis9407 Год назад

    That ending was savage LMAO

  • @Sweezlballin
    @Sweezlballin 12 лет назад

    man, i am so downloading this clip!

  • @percyperanamus7432
    @percyperanamus7432 5 лет назад +1

    I miss mad tv

  • @JohnSmith-wr6rr
    @JohnSmith-wr6rr 6 лет назад

    4:25 onward that is some serious message they delivered in those comedic lines....

  • @mizzury54
    @mizzury54 Год назад

    I love that jab at " featuring" BS.

  • @MuktadirAlam
    @MuktadirAlam 6 лет назад

    this is gold..

  • @CityofButterfly
    @CityofButterfly 16 лет назад

    yeah, the real Bibleman is just like that, only he's serious.

  • @Darkrise714
    @Darkrise714 14 лет назад +1

    Does anyone know which episode was when Bible dude had a sidekick and about Hillary Duff music?

  • @kuroc2003
    @kuroc2003 12 лет назад +1

    If it's good enough for the pope it's good enough for me. HAHAHAHAHA

  • @andrewandreas2625
    @andrewandreas2625 6 лет назад +1

    What did I miss - I was to busy downloading music, ah never mind I'll download it later.

  • @Bigwi3
    @Bigwi3 15 лет назад

    You know April 20th the national stoner holiday 4 20. everyone gets BAKED on that day

  • @Ty123Kez
    @Ty123Kez 12 лет назад +1

    it's the boss!!

  • @ThatSweetGamer
    @ThatSweetGamer 12 лет назад +1

    They made Sandusky look skinny in here...

  • @sayhai
    @sayhai 11 лет назад

    that's our dude.

  • @cooliovasquez
    @cooliovasquez 12 лет назад

    hahaha love bible dude

  • @NightBeast12
    @NightBeast12 13 лет назад

    @XiaoWarlock I know I spelled it wrong, but I tryed. I just don't like it when someone comments on my spelling.

  • @RXdash78
    @RXdash78 12 лет назад +1

    How did they get a camera inside penn state's locker room?

  • @KamenRiderScar
    @KamenRiderScar 11 лет назад

    That's got to be one conversation with Thor.

  • @rakusho
    @rakusho 16 лет назад

    yeah!!! im looking for one of this for a long time thx^^
    also could someone upload a video of bible dude together w/ choir boy^^
    that would be funny^^

  • @christianlegoguy14
    @christianlegoguy14 12 лет назад

    Because I was watching Bible Man and this was a related video... I had never hear of bible dude so I clicked on it.

  • @Barber747
    @Barber747 13 лет назад

    @rachyns19
    To be exact, Meyers was only on MadTV for two seasons (2002-04).

  • @hkfan1980
    @hkfan1980 14 лет назад +1

    @Darkrise714 bible dude and choir boy? and the skit was called teen pop music i think XD

  • @elmerdraco3
    @elmerdraco3 8 лет назад +1

    Am i the only one who noticed his suit with mathew 4:20

  • @Hannex433
    @Hannex433 11 лет назад

    "I wouldnt mind a copy of that new Amy Grant CD" lol

  • @codeb24
    @codeb24 12 лет назад

    i love how madtv hit the bible...more!!!

  • @madvidz9819
    @madvidz9819 4 года назад

    The beast of revelation lol verse

  • @1984Phalanx
    @1984Phalanx 2 года назад

    "There's a difference" XD

  • @jennylover456
    @jennylover456 13 лет назад

    oh my god..that pep talk in the begginning was so sexual hahaha

  • @najhoant
    @najhoant 10 лет назад

    I just now realized that the Bible Dude theme song is a parody of the Spiderman theme song

  • @Aspirerx
    @Aspirerx 13 лет назад

    i loled at the black jesus more than anything LOLOLOL!!!!

  • @chadwickmacarthur4760
    @chadwickmacarthur4760 6 лет назад

    We had a couch like that couch filiache aka. feel my crotch. And he was more of french teacher than a couch

  • @Barber747
    @Barber747 13 лет назад

    @LightningEmperor18
    I agree with that. Strangely enough I never felt any utter disappointment when MadTV was cancelled. I read up their excuse for cancelling it was that it became too expensive to produce and that they blamed the economy for it. But regardless, season eleven was the show's last good season, according to my opinion--after that it just fell into the gutter and pretty much never made a significant recovery.

  • @classicrockstation
    @classicrockstation 3 года назад

    Bible Dude > 7th Heaven

  • @CraftyArts
    @CraftyArts 6 лет назад

    I remember when they censored the audio saying the pope on fox, glad to see comedy central had the balls.

    • @jeremyriley1238
      @jeremyriley1238 4 года назад

      I believe that is due to FOX being a network television channel, which means they have to follow standards and practices to avoid offending anyone because that would cause the FCC to crack down (unlike Comedy Central, which is a cable channel, hence can get away with almost anything).

  • @85AngelRogue
    @85AngelRogue 4 года назад

    LoL
    That Jesus 😂

  • @MiXVoy
    @MiXVoy 7 лет назад +1

    Way better than BibleMan

  • @ruegaillard
    @ruegaillard 12 лет назад +1

    anyone else notice "matthew 4:20"?

  • @radiantstudios1017
    @radiantstudios1017 16 лет назад

    Agreed. I must now go and make up for the I.Q. drop...

  • @user-fy3nf3lg2j
    @user-fy3nf3lg2j 6 лет назад

    haha theres no way this would get on the air today.

  • @Megamans64
    @Megamans64 8 лет назад +4

    that was awesome, ghee thankx bible dube.

  • @ReegyDee
    @ReegyDee Год назад

    Thank God Jesus wouldn't treat them like that ❤

  • @Kidz24
    @Kidz24 12 лет назад

    Jerry sandusky ladies and gentlemen! =D

  • @JBSauce
    @JBSauce 16 лет назад

    Big fat stinkin' dealio...lolz

  • @rachyns19
    @rachyns19 16 лет назад

    Who is the actor who plays the guy with the laptop? when did he leave madtv?

  • @saulkyoda1976
    @saulkyoda1976 9 лет назад +6

    I guess Christian preachers like all age ....

    • @jeremyriley1238
      @jeremyriley1238 6 лет назад

      The ending is a joke referencing the scandal happening at the Catholic church at the time where some priests were molesting children. Makes me wonder how they got hired in the first place.

  • @rachyns19
    @rachyns19 15 лет назад

    haha, I think he's really funny, too

  • @tupufolasa1170
    @tupufolasa1170 9 лет назад +19

    Those scriptures are actually true. We should all repent.

  • @mizzury54
    @mizzury54 Год назад

    LOL. I just noticed the Matthew 4:20

  • @Giorc93
    @Giorc93 11 лет назад

    4:30 take that pope xD

  • @TheAlmsivi
    @TheAlmsivi 12 лет назад

    But, he told you not to judge unless you'd like to be judged.

  • @golmaal138
    @golmaal138 6 лет назад

    brutal

  • @Ghaztoir
    @Ghaztoir 11 лет назад

    research Asatru.

  • @solarwind97
    @solarwind97 12 лет назад

    they used one sandusky already had set up.

  • @thehoosierfortheUK
    @thehoosierfortheUK 13 лет назад

    You're watching PAX; entertainment for brick walls!