As someone who listens every week I came back to watch this one to see Ryan and even after listening to the whole thing I still expected him to be like a really terribly aged 50-60
Whoever loses has to stand as a gimp in the show in complete silence and every so often Tom and Mommy just throw things at them and shout “get back to your corner”
Me and my wife hate all the same people and laugh at them together. This is one of the cornerstones of our marriage. Laughing at incompetence is especially great.
One of the most bonding moments I've had was taking acid with my girl and people watching. We would see some weirdo and simultaneously look at each other with the same judgement.
@@sissyofFreemont he says when he first comes out that he swore he’d never come on camera. I’m assuming he’s the office manager/one of Tom’s top personnel and therefore Ryan is Enny’s boss. Enny works for Tom, but Ryan is his boss.
I was driving my dying car, a grown man with tears in my eyes because I ran out of .y anxiety and blood pressuremedicine and ready to kill myself on my break at a womans clothing store where im pretty sure I work because I just wanted positive female influence in my life at all.... And when I was pulling up to the stop sign a couple said "love you." And it pissed me off because I laughed and I was going to cry so I went into my bottled up suck it up mode quick. Still awesome and I freaking regret not replying with "Thanks mommy"
I was driving my dying car, a grown man with tears in my eyes because I ran out of .y anxiety and blood pressuremedicine and ready to kill myself on my break at a womans clothing store where im pretty sure I work because I just wanted positive female influence in my life at all.... And when I was pulling up to the stop sign a couple said "love you." And it pissed me off because I laughed and I was going to cry so I went into my bottled up suck it up mode quick. Still awesome and I freaking regret not replying with "Thanks mommy"
I do appreciate being able to see a glimpse of the actual workplace relationships, they do seem like caring bosses, seeing how all the main crew has glowed up throughout the years and how they haven’t switched them out, they truly seem like a family
54:00 - So Tom gets a fishhook stuck, tries ripping it out, starts smacking the fish with the rod, then cuts the line and throws it back in the water? 🤣That's some Peter Griffin shit
Lmao every time Christina talks about how insane she lets/wants her boys to be, I can’t tell if she’s joking or not. “My boys aren’t going to be fuckin’ pussies, they punch grown men and I let them”
Riding a bicycle, or a little 🛵 scooter like a Vespa, in Austin, TX is Extremely dangerous, beyond any other place I've been! Many "Hit and Runs", as around 25% of the population are "undocumented immigrants", who can't get a Driver's license or Insurance, but also can't be asked to show ID if they're "undocumented", as this is a Sanctuary City. How do they know they're "undocumented"? If stopped, they're asked if they are. If I was Mexican/American, I'd try to play "undocumented", if stopped for some reason, but I don't know anyone who's even thought of pulling this off..?! We have many others who drive with no license and use fake "Tags" for license plates. They don't keep track of moving vehicles like other places I've been, where windshield tags are read when Police cars drive towards you, through a laser like system..?! And that was 15 years ago in much smaller, Ithaca, NY. So it's strange they don't have that Tech here. They could, I'm sure, but that would really slow down much of the work getting done around here. That seems first and foremost..?! I know it's hard to believe, and I lived an extremely dangerous, crazy, Heroin filled life in the 90's, and have seen too much already! Yeah, Austin has so many "Hit and Runs". Not much I fear, but bad drivers who don't stop when they've hit something! This may be one of the biggest "Hit and Run" areas in Austin are happening mostly because of bad drivers. Pretty much all around..?!👍💯
They need to bring it back so badly. Easily the best podcast of all time front to back. Rarely, if ever, a bad episode. Only a handful at most out of like what 300+? I love Sickler, and his stand up, and at first I was a huge fan of the honey dew but it’s just not as good as the crab feast. Something about Larson brings out the best in Sickle Cell. Larson deserves a massively popular podcast these days. He had Thruline or whatever it was called for awhile, I never listened much because I vaguely remember it not having guests, maybe. He needs to get himself a co host and get back into pods. Are you garbage is the closest I’ve come to finding a similar podcast in terms of content, and Larson crushed it on there.
You're not going to believe this who we have in the back, Jay and Ryan, get your asses out here, bring that Old Bay out here ans tell us some troubled childhood stories
"I wanna play a game that I shouldn't win and win anyway" Hell f*ckin ya man 👊👊 Also Christina dying at the back and forth had me rolling. Contagious. Such a good ep, people.
I work at a coffee shop and I told my coworker she should say “I love you” after taking orders at the speaker and she’s so smooth with it most people didn’t realize.. it was still killing me tho 😂 someone was like “uhhhuh…” 👀
Most celebrity comics come off as just big personalities/personas. Jay is the type of dude I want to hang out and be friends with. He seems like such a real guy.
My Dad had a vintage Harley with a sidecar. He would pick my son up from school and take him for rides...my kid was the envy of all the kids who saw them! It was a great bonding experience for the two of them too! Love you Mommies! 👖❤️✨
Mommy's I love this channel/show so much, seriously the best parts of my week. No matter how the day is going you can always put YMH on and at some point you'll find yourself smiling and eventually laughing.
I'm a tattooist and I suggest she goes to get laser sessions and lighten it a few times and then get the artist who 100% f*cked up to line over it in white ink for FREE. The artist didn't use common sense, every tattooist knows to be super careful with placement to not change someone's body structure, eg a sleeve starting too high or low can make your shoulder/posture look better than without the tattoo or completely ruins your muscle/bone structure.
Yeah she should definitely ask for some sort of compenating strategy. It's obvious that she is too nice to assert herself. Glad Tom is trying to get her to see that. Women do this all the time. We are too nice when people do bad shit to us we end up apoligising to them. Its so dumb that we raise women to be like this.
Tom kept saying that too and while that is the solution, I’d bet just about anything that she barely had the money to get the tattoo itself, multiple removal sessions are probably out of the question. I’d say the tattooist is responsible but that likely would never win a lawsuit or anything, especially now that she is on video saying she approved it when it was a stencil. I do feel bad for her, it looks absolutely awful. I honestly don’t even see what she was going for, her drawn on one looked pretty dumb too, it only appears to look good when compared to something way worse.
The cool thing about these "I love you" drive thru videos is that they throw some love and positivity out into the community at a time when we desperately need it. ❤
I'm sitting here listening to this thinking "Is Jay literally the male version of me?" So many similarities it's eerie. Really enjoyed this episode, thank you guys for everything you do.
I’ve heard all the “I love you” puns when I was bud tending. I was told once by a nice older lady to “keep it moist!” As she walked out the door. My coworkers and I howled laughing. I was in tears.
If we can’t get Elon to do it, on the next YMH live, you guys could pay for one of those zero gravity planes and film what it would be like in there. It’s a long tube as well, so it’s perfect for target practice! 🎯👖
Tom & Christina need to track tattoo girl down and help her sort *everything ... USE YOUR POWERS FOR GOOD! ;) I mean, it can just be get an attorney to approach her with 'I represent a party who wishes to remain anonymous, and who would like to completely resolve this issue for you', etc.
the way christina was describing ryan i was expecting an 80 year old man to walk out 🤣
Dude looks like Michael Fassbender
😂
I was literally expecting Brenden Fraser, the whale 😂
As someone who listens every week I came back to watch this one to see Ryan and even after listening to the whole thing I still expected him to be like a really terribly aged 50-60
I just kept picturing Sickler 😂
Whoever loses has to stand as a gimp in the show in complete silence and every so often Tom and Mommy just throw things at them and shout “get back to your corner”
They need to Blair Witch that shit in the corner.
Getting Enny into a gimp suit would be the greatest thing ever bahaha
That would be great but im more into forcing him to shit on cam. Take him to a shit spa!
This says a lot about you
😊
Good lord the Ryan and E bits had me rolling. "That was the literal day of my heart surgery." 😂 "Aww 😢"
When he came right back immediately with
"ahh was that rough" I was dying
His impression of ari shaffir complaining about food is so good
Definitely hit the J on the head!
I love that Christine's main marriage advice is "make sure you like to make fun of the same people" lol
But it IS legitimately good advice!
I mean.... works for us
Me and my wife hate all the same people and laugh at them together. This is one of the cornerstones of our marriage. Laughing at incompetence is especially great.
100% legit
One of the most bonding moments I've had was taking acid with my girl and people watching. We would see some weirdo and simultaneously look at each other with the same judgement.
Tom doing the "i don't like tomatos" voice is beautiful
Who is Tom describing lol
@4martch Tom's old friend that they had dinner with it was in last week's episode I believe
Sounds like Woody Allen
Ryan vs Enny caught me SO off guard and I’m all here for it 🤣🤙🏼
I'm so confused, I'm an R word. Where did Ryan come from?! Who is this?
@@sissyofFreemont he runs YMH studio for Tom, Ennys boss
@@doingfreakythings9290 thanks mommy, love you
@@sissyofFreemont he says when he first comes out that he swore he’d never come on camera. I’m assuming he’s the office manager/one of Tom’s top personnel and therefore Ryan is Enny’s boss. Enny works for Tom, but Ryan is his boss.
@@sissyofFreemont love you too
random customer hit me with a "love you" as they left, i said "have fun in your moms basement" we both laughed
That didn't happen
@@Justin-oq3bk w.e you wanna believe cool guy
I was driving my dying car, a grown man with tears in my eyes because I ran out of .y anxiety and blood pressuremedicine and ready to kill myself on my break at a womans clothing store where im pretty sure I work because I just wanted positive female influence in my life at all.... And when I was pulling up to the stop sign a couple said "love you." And it pissed me off because I laughed and I was going to cry so I went into my bottled up suck it up mode quick.
Still awesome and I freaking regret not replying with "Thanks mommy"
I was driving my dying car, a grown man with tears in my eyes because I ran out of .y anxiety and blood pressuremedicine and ready to kill myself on my break at a womans clothing store where im pretty sure I work because I just wanted positive female influence in my life at all.... And when I was pulling up to the stop sign a couple said "love you." And it pissed me off because I laughed and I was going to cry so I went into my bottled up suck it up mode quick.
Still awesome and I freaking regret not replying with "Thanks mommy"
Idea: Make this basketball match a live event, get Draft Kings to put it on there, and people can bet on it. 😂
What if one day they put their sons on the pod and they actually have crazy deep voices and Tom was just trying to be as accurate as possible? 😂😂😂
Dont im too high
I do appreciate being able to see a glimpse of the actual workplace relationships, they do seem like caring bosses, seeing how all the main crew has glowed up throughout the years and how they haven’t switched them out, they truly seem like a family
Olive Garden.
@@CADsAnonymous Vin Diesel.
@@nickelodeann chloroform
The ymh crew shit talking each other was fantastic, definitely would watch an entire episode of this
Dude this was an iconic episode I love how on fire everyone in studio jeans was this day
Thats why the shows are better when someone isnt coming everywhere.
54:00 - So Tom gets a fishhook stuck, tries ripping it out, starts smacking the fish with the rod, then cuts the line and throws it back in the water? 🤣That's some Peter Griffin shit
Christine: "I want my kids to be bloodthirsty warriors!"
Also Christine: "Don't ride the scooter in the street!"
Christines kids are going to be in jail in a few years
Lmao every time Christina talks about how insane she lets/wants her boys to be, I can’t tell if she’s joking or not.
“My boys aren’t going to be fuckin’ pussies, they punch grown men and I let them”
Riding a bicycle, or a little 🛵 scooter like a Vespa, in Austin, TX is Extremely dangerous, beyond any other place I've been!
Many "Hit and Runs", as around 25% of the population are "undocumented immigrants", who can't get a Driver's license or Insurance, but also can't be asked to show ID if they're "undocumented", as this is a Sanctuary City.
How do they know they're "undocumented"? If stopped, they're asked if they are. If I was Mexican/American, I'd try to play "undocumented", if stopped for some reason, but I don't know anyone who's even thought of pulling this off..?!
We have many others who drive with no license and use fake "Tags" for license plates. They don't keep track of moving vehicles like other places I've been, where windshield tags are read when Police cars drive towards you, through a laser like system..?! And that was 15 years ago in much smaller, Ithaca, NY.
So it's strange they don't have that Tech here. They could, I'm sure, but that would really slow down much of the work getting done around here. That seems first and foremost..?!
I know it's hard to believe, and I lived an extremely dangerous, crazy, Heroin filled life in the 90's, and have seen too much already!
Yeah, Austin has so many "Hit and Runs". Not much I fear, but bad drivers who don't stop when they've hit something! This may be one of the biggest "Hit and Run" areas in Austin are happening mostly because of bad drivers. Pretty much all around..?!👍💯
She had a full-panic helicopter mommy moment when scooters came up😂😂
She bought them a trampoline but won't let them ride a scooter......fuckin tok'd!
Tom sneaks in the "he's dead now" and Jay completely missed it LMFAO
Ya know how astronauts say, “I’m covering the whole planet with my thumb!” Imagine Tom came on all of us, the whole planet, from space??? 🎉
If they could design a suit that he could splurt from in a space walk I would pay ppv prices to see it.
I’ve never heard an astronaut be so gay as to say they’re covering the whole planet with their thumb.
@@KitchenerLeslie2 I guess SOME ways he uses them could have an impact. Just not this one.
Doesn't make me feel good
@@felixmaican doesn't make me feel not good
I like seeing the CEO Tom.
“As soon as he ok’s it, we set it up. Deal?”
Savage.
The day Larson and Sickler realize The Crab Feast needs to come back is the day I long for.
They need to bring it back so badly. Easily the best podcast of all time front to back. Rarely, if ever, a bad episode. Only a handful at most out of like what 300+? I love Sickler, and his stand up, and at first I was a huge fan of the honey dew but it’s just not as good as the crab feast. Something about Larson brings out the best in Sickle Cell. Larson deserves a massively popular podcast these days. He had Thruline or whatever it was called for awhile, I never listened much because I vaguely remember it not having guests, maybe. He needs to get himself a co host and get back into pods. Are you garbage is the closest I’ve come to finding a similar podcast in terms of content, and Larson crushed it on there.
You're not going to believe this who we have in the back, Jay and Ryan, get your asses out here, bring that Old Bay out here ans tell us some troubled childhood stories
Sometimes i go back just to hear them touch pitches
Ever since they stopped it’s been a Drab Feast 😂😂😂😂😂😂
it ended for good reason, Jay is just a drag.
Enny really be pullin up with Danny Brown Energy when it came to the basketball discussion
"10g's" fuckin melted Nadev and I love it. Keep that gambling rehab on speed dial.
"I wanna play a game that I shouldn't win and win anyway" Hell f*ckin ya man 👊👊
Also Christina dying at the back and forth had me rolling. Contagious. Such a good ep, people.
Christine: "Are they healthy?"
Jay: "They're dead"
“Does the same person do her hair???” Man, that line got me!
Me tooo
This is why I wake up and immediately start watching on Wednesday’s, instant good day 😅
😥
I just imagine Eni playing basketball with 15 pounds of impacted feces in his intestines.
Taking the kids through the drive-thru now and the boys saying “You didn’t say I love you”, Lmmfao!!!
I work at a coffee shop and I told my coworker she should say “I love you” after taking orders at the speaker and she’s so smooth with it most people didn’t realize.. it was still killing me tho 😂 someone was like “uhhhuh…” 👀
Send them a video! Damn it 😂😂😂 I feel like they'd play that on an episode for sure
Most celebrity comics come off as just big personalities/personas. Jay is the type of dude I want to hang out and be friends with. He seems like such a real guy.
25:56 Tim's lightbulb moment... remembered Enny's kryptonite 🤣🤣
Jay Larson and Ryan Sickler right after each other? Feels like crab feast again
Five stars
I wonder when the last time they touched pitches was...
Just finished Tom’s book on audio. It was better than expected. He does voices and accents. Good content
*_"SPACE BURPS" should be the name of that Astronaut movie Tom and Bart wanted to make._*
I think the wildest thing about YMH is that they are the ones who gave us I love you at the drive-thru AND “where are the bodies Garth?!” 😂
Gotta get it going BUD
This shit made me laugh harder than it should’ve 🤣 keep featheren’ it
Tom’s face when Christina found out Jay was short for Jason. 😂😂😂
My Dad had a vintage Harley with a sidecar. He would pick my son up from school and take him for rides...my kid was the envy of all the kids who saw them! It was a great bonding experience for the two of them too! Love you Mommies! 👖❤️✨
Your dad sounds like an amazing bad ass papa! ❤❤
@@ivonne0_0 Yes! He was! He's passed on, but he was the best! 👍🏼😎❤️
My wife has been farting and winking at me since we’ve been dating. I hate it more and more by the year 😂
"That was the literal day of my heart surgery." I'm dead.
Mommy's I love this channel/show so much, seriously the best parts of my week. No matter how the day is going you can always put YMH on and at some point you'll find yourself smiling and eventually laughing.
When a dude is holding a fish he caught it's a genuine smile. The type of smile you can't just put on.
After watching Enny being confident thinking he was going to beat Joe Rogan on arm wrestling and loosing, I'm betting on Ryan😂
FTCF baby! So stoked for Larson to be on one of my favorite podcasts with the mommies.
When I saw Larsons face on the thumbnail, it touched my pitch
@@joepiersma4768 Hell yeah my man!
AwwwwwwwwwWWWWW.
He's divorced? 😢
@@tomgun8146 sea turtle couldn’t hang
Hey hey playah!
The dude in the opening clip is just breaking down the D.E.N.N.I.S. system from its always sunny. 😂
I'm a tattooist and I suggest she goes to get laser sessions and lighten it a few times and then get the artist who 100% f*cked up to line over it in white ink for FREE.
The artist didn't use common sense, every tattooist knows to be super careful with placement to not change someone's body structure, eg a sleeve starting too high or low can make your shoulder/posture look better than without the tattoo or completely ruins your muscle/bone structure.
Yeah she should definitely ask for some sort of compenating strategy. It's obvious that she is too nice to assert herself. Glad Tom is trying to get her to see that. Women do this all the time. We are too nice when people do bad shit to us we end up apoligising to them. Its so dumb that we raise women to be like this.
As a person with a neck piece, I agree. Plus that gradient dot work is wayyyy to opaque for too long at the start.
As a tattoo artist myself I must say I’ve never in my 31 years met someone who says “tattooist” lol
@@Barbievel everyone says that where I come from. Maybe its different countries.
Tom kept saying that too and while that is the solution, I’d bet just about anything that she barely had the money to get the tattoo itself, multiple removal sessions are probably out of the question.
I’d say the tattooist is responsible but that likely would never win a lawsuit or anything, especially now that she is on video saying she approved it when it was a stencil.
I do feel bad for her, it looks absolutely awful. I honestly don’t even see what she was going for, her drawn on one looked pretty dumb too, it only appears to look good when compared to something way worse.
You should have Tom and David the weatherman as commentators during the Enny vs Ryan game
The cool thing about these "I love you" drive thru videos is that they throw some love and positivity out into the community at a time when we desperately need it. ❤
“We do these things not because they are easy, but because I am hard” - Tom Segura as he blasts a 25mph space load in the space shuttle
I'm sitting here listening to this thinking "Is Jay literally the male version of me?" So many similarities it's eerie. Really enjoyed this episode, thank you guys for everything you do.
If anyone's going to die of a cardiac event it's going to be Nadav, from his own laughter.
That anus to perfect red lipstick product placement was 10/10 😂
1:35:24, these dogs sending the snake into another dimension is the funniest thing
I wish everyone could experience the joy Tom feels when he shows someone Bob the shit viewer.
Anyone else initially think they meant post-op Sickler vs Enny?? I was so concerned 😂
I'm the same as Enny. Something about beating someone that's supposed to be better than you just feels good
No, he just has a delusional sense of confidence like most young men do. Testosterone is a hell of a drug
@@RolandSpecialSauce half full half empty
@@RolandSpecialSauce why cant it be both haha
I love how Tom says SALMON the first two times he says it 😂. Someone recommend a dating site for an old 50 year old lady with exotic cats 😂
The trash talk had me crying on my way to work. Love YMH man
Tom’s friend who can’t have onions sounds like Kyle’s cousin Kyle from South Park?😂
This is the best part of my Wednesday!
FUCK ITS WEDNESDAY ALREADY??!!..I GOTTA START PAYING CLOSER ATTENTION!!....LOL
I'm sorry.
Hope it’s a good Wednesday mommy ❤
@@pekerhed101 Sorry? YMH is the highlight of every true mommies wednesday- as it should be
I’ve heard all the “I love you” puns when I was bud tending. I was told once by a nice older lady to “keep it moist!” As she walked out the door. My coworkers and I howled laughing. I was in tears.
Tim and Kirsten dropping a new pod on my B-Day just made it 10x better
🎉Well Happy Birthday jean!!!🎁🎈👖
Happy birthday mommy
Happy birthday Conrad
Happy Birthday, Mommy!!! 👖
“Got a picture of me at the AGNC” 😂😂😂
Tim's fart with a wink is the same thing as Tina's fart mic
Feel like Tims fart with a wink is much more personal. Something most of the world will sadly never experience😢
Please snip nadav “suck off all that meat”😂😂
Good mornings mommies!
Whats so good about it, I've yet to have my scrum eaten this morning..
It's hot out there. Dress for the weather. Watch for waspes.
Whoever loses 1v1 has to do open mic at The Mothership!
If we can’t get Elon to do it, on the next YMH live, you guys could pay for one of those zero gravity planes and film what it would be like in there. It’s a long tube as well, so it’s perfect for target practice! 🎯👖
are you guys high? lmfao.. this talk of coming in space is like some convo I'd have while high AF 🤣
*_What happened with nAdav loosing weight and getting paid for it?_*
Plugging one nostril and blowing your nose is called the “Farmer Blow.”
Featherin it this morning
Every time, without fail, I find myself going "Meow meow meow meooooooooooow" along with Christine during the intros.
I love that Tom played actual 21. Then people told him they only play to 11 these days. Oh how the times have changed
“She looks like ‘Abraham Lincoln’” 😂 😂 🤣
That was fantastic, Them going back and forth is had me rolling. Wednesday is always better with this pod
Christina’s advice “men don’t want to do the work” also “just get her drunk”
I love the booth boys video editing during the opening theme music. Makes me laugh every time.
What’s crazy is 4-6 years ago when I started listening to them they were doing this Same drive through bit and I love it
The internal beef at ymh is priceless entertainment 😂 #teamenny 30k 🏀
How did TIKTOK just show me a fantastic Jay Larson Standup clip of ( BRUCE ) and 30 mins later this uploads. Uhhh WHAAA?😅 creepy but awesome.
I think you should bring Adriana Chechik as a fluffer to space
Farting and winking is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard
Also they should do an episode where the guests are nadav and the rest of the crew
They have
The washcloth is such an unexpected, yet accurate determination on who grew up truly poor 😂
SAL-men? Lol tom wtf 1:16
Take care of danny brown you guys,, he's a national treasure
He’s boring not funny
@@user-cc9vw4mo6g you seriously dont find danny funny at all? lmao
National treasure? Fk no, nowhere close
Some of yall need to tighten your jeans! ASK DANNY bit is always hilarious.
I wanted this episode to cut, and just be Tom at the Vespa store all geared out actually buying one.
I'm really surprised Tom and Christina have not hired paparazzi yet to follow garth brooks around asking where the bodies are
Why would they spend money when we do it for free? 😂
Plus hiring paparazzi to follow Garth is borderline stalking/harassment. But if we did it, it would be great
Plus, G’s security isn’t gonna let you within 400 yards of him. It’s not like he’s rolling out in public ever.
That Garth Brooks song at the end is a killa 😂😂😂
Waking up with the mommies!!!!
Drinking coffee and ripping butts 🚬
same baby!!!!
Ejaculating in space is the ONLY reason I think of buying the new Apple Vision Pro headset 😂😂
Y'all wanted the worst tattoo. I think neck girl wins. Someone please help her fix it.
She looks amish
My man @ 2:51 has mastered the DENNIS system.
do you know that guys name or @
These recent Jew accent Tom has been doing, has confirmed he is the accent champion 🏆
The opening clip guy has the best videos
Hi Mommy Thanks Jeans
16:39 Humble Enny didn't last that much 😂😂😂😂
I like how the guy giving advice about women has a mic in front of him but he's still using his phone mic.
What’s his name on tiktok
Tom & Christina need to track tattoo girl down and help her sort *everything ... USE YOUR POWERS FOR GOOD! ;) I mean, it can just be get an attorney to approach her with 'I represent a party who wishes to remain anonymous, and who would like to completely resolve this issue for you', etc.
Gahh! If only..