John can't even travel the United States by himself. Can you imagine him trying to navigate around Europe? There's No chance in hell that he is traveling anywhere. He's a child.
I have never and will never send a cent for Superchats. I’m not needy enough to have to be recognized for giving my money away. Oh: and I always skip Passed Superchats, songs, etc.
You guys are the Best Ever and truly genuinely good people. I love how respectful you all are to our veterans. You guys are always thankful for our support and Thank You TSN for Life
My two favorite things to listen to are Uncle Rico and Casey Kasem's American Top 40 from the 70s. I get so happy when you do the Casey impression. Love ya, boys 😘
The Florida Board of Education received numerous videos of John at his worst. John was told his services were no longer needed. John will never get another teaching job in Florida and that’s a fact Jack!!
This wasn't even a teaching job. He was literally a second hand for the actual teacher and I'm saddened they let him be in the room alone with children. He never had a teaching/sub job and should never be referred to as such.
1:57:54 John’s talking about fireworks after he grabs a security guard and takes him to wherever Chad is hanging out and starts yelling to the guard (while hiding behind him), “he made fun of my kids!!!” Kinda like he did when he “confronted” Bob in AC.
You only get involved if you want to, and as much you want to. And if SJ thinks him changing the subject in his videos will stop the dabbling he is delusional. This is about the man himself. Doesnt matter what show he's on or where he shows up. He is still Stuttering John. The fascination doesnt stop.
11:07 oh my god look at how freakishly long his thumb is. He can barre it all the way to the D string, maybe the G string in the normal playing position! That’s amazing. Mine barely grabs the E string in the normal strumming position and I have normal hands. Wow!!!
Over a year of this miracle of cringe being my main form of entertainment. How does this man do it? One minute I want never to see his stupid face ever again, the next minute I'm laughing harder than I have in months. Omg John! I love hating you, and I hate loving you
I am impressed at SJs ability to function this long. The alcohol, prescriptions, and cocaine. Terrible diet. His age. The duration from early 20s. He is disgusting but definitely has a fighting spirit.
How much money did Atlantic lose on advancing SJ on two records? LOL, I know he wasn't THAT bad back then in terms of tone but JFC. It's like a tortured cat being smacked against a rusty chalkboard while it's gurgling on a saucer of milk, asking for it to all end. He's worse than bad.
John has only been married once. Pinky twice. Who’s the loser? I say John. Both John and Pinky have both been divorced once, but Pinky found another wife he’s still married to. Who’s the loooosah now, Johnny boy?!?!
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John can't even travel the United States by himself. Can you imagine him trying to navigate around Europe? There's No chance in hell that he is traveling anywhere. He's a child.
😂😂😂
Skip to 54:00. Skip through the bullshit for the actual bullshit.
You’re doing the lords work
Thank you. It's hilarious how sour they get when everyone but the 10 people who need their words read HATE the first hour (and growing) of the show
I have never and will never send a cent for Superchats. I’m not needy enough to have to be recognized for giving my money away.
Oh: and I always skip
Passed Superchats, songs, etc.
Silent mikes songs r shite
You guys are the Best Ever and truly genuinely good people. I love how respectful you all are to our veterans. You guys are always thankful for our support and Thank You TSN for Life
My two favorite things to listen to are Uncle Rico and Casey Kasem's American Top 40 from the 70s. I get so happy when you do the Casey impression. Love ya, boys 😘
He's the Joe Biden of the Dabbleverse.
🤯whoa, interesting… you’re right, but he also shares so much with king baby. I feel like blowing my mind up!
Joe Biden is way more aware than John.
Shuli these songs are good.
The Casey kasem impressions were great
What does John think “wank” means? Always using British terms wrong
Thanks! By time stamp 1:00:48, someone owes me a new pair of pants. 👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣
2:07:02 I have a feeling this is what John prolly said to his family when he abandoned them.😢😢 sad, thank god they are rid of him though.
John doesn’t seem to understand that ignorance / misunderstanding of a law is not an excuse when you break it…
Yeah he really thinks telling a judge “I didn’t know” will get him off 😂
The Florida Board of Education received numerous videos of John at his worst. John was told his services were no longer needed. John will never get another teaching job in Florida and that’s a fact Jack!!
This wasn't even a teaching job. He was literally a second hand for the actual teacher and I'm saddened they let him be in the room alone with children. He never had a teaching/sub job and should never be referred to as such.
Good I never wanted him to possibly be anywhere near my children or others
His eyes are a mixture of yellow and red. Will he make it to 60 years old ?
Mike, good chance SJ’s closest door is 78 inch not 80, so that makes SJ even smaller!
1:57:54 John’s talking about fireworks after he grabs a security guard and takes him to wherever Chad is hanging out and starts yelling to the guard (while hiding behind him), “he made fun of my kids!!!” Kinda like he did when he “confronted” Bob in AC.
I think I would super chat John $100 to watch him put new strings on that.
You only get involved if you want to, and as much you want to. And if SJ thinks him changing the subject in his videos will stop the dabbling he is delusional. This is about the man himself. Doesnt matter what show he's on or where he shows up. He is still Stuttering John. The fascination doesnt stop.
Let’s just read superchats and call it a show.
11:07 oh my god look at how freakishly long his thumb is. He can barre it all the way to the D string, maybe the G string in the normal playing position! That’s amazing. Mine barely grabs the E string in the normal strumming position and I have normal hands. Wow!!!
John also ripped off the "yesterday" parody from stern ---- remember when they did " N B C"
There's an Asian guy on TikTok who determines people's heights from pictures. John is an excellent candidate for this treament.
Over a year of this miracle of cringe being my main form of entertainment. How does this man do it? One minute I want never to see his stupid face ever again, the next minute I'm laughing harder than I have in months. Omg John! I love hating you, and I hate loving you
I am impressed at SJs ability to function this long. The alcohol, prescriptions, and cocaine. Terrible diet. His age. The duration from early 20s. He is disgusting but definitely has a fighting spirit.
LIAR LIAR DRUNK ON FIRE !
Die Hard was a great Christmas movie too
56:00 Johnny Two Times over here!
54:00 of Superchats.
Funny Farm isn’t in the top ten of Chevy Chase’s best (shrew wife ruins it) - Foul Play is
I remember walking out of that pile of shit movie.
that T is showing up again even with the filter
How much money did Atlantic lose on advancing SJ on two records? LOL, I know he wasn't THAT bad back then in terms of tone but JFC. It's like a tortured cat being smacked against a rusty chalkboard while it's gurgling on a saucer of milk, asking for it to all end. He's worse than bad.
What does John do well? It’s not singing.
Snitch / rat on co-workers and make shoes stink.
Drinking…..
He is a great narcissist
Ben Butchart🫵
John has only been married once. Pinky twice. Who’s the loser? I say John.
Both John and Pinky have both been divorced once, but Pinky found another wife he’s still married to. Who’s the loooosah now, Johnny boy?!?!
I don't get it he's been lying the same way since the 90's. If your going to be a professional lair at least get good at it
He’s too lazy to get good at lying. Pathetic
Johns singing on a take or two wasnt that far off the original actually.
What are you talking about? Stop lying about me
I love your work
@Hoppy83NZ lol ty
Does John know you’re in love with Adam?
LoL... I'm one of the few that gets you in this dabbleverse, you're troll game is genius.
Come to the light Clay...it might hurt for a bit but you can do it
I've said it before, but I have to say it again: his show is unwatchable. It is just so bad.
John’s gonna get sued😂