Same!!!! I'm Afro Puerto Rican and people always think I'm lying about my own background 😑😑 people have a fixed impression that Latinos are not diverse.
Hispanic is a linguistic term. It refers to speaking Spanish as a native tongue. It has nothing to do with race. Así que no entiendo por qué sacas a colación dicha cuestión. Está fuera de contexto. Es obvio que yo, como hispana, sí conozco el significado. Quienes NO lo saben son los anglosajones y por eso dicen pendejadas tipo "why are you white?".
I work at a store and we legit have no one to put prices up so I try to do my best and costumers sometimes tell me "wow, last time I came in that was only .99¢ and it's now $1.49"
OMG, this is so true. Or when the rack full of clothes never has your size to try on so when you ask the store person to go in the back and get your size and then you try it on and hate it, you still feel obligated to buy it. ugh.
theres this one dead branch just hanging onto a tree in my backyard that I can't get down it's just hanging there taunting me and I swear one day it's going to fall on my head I hate that branch
I hate it when I get criticized for being Hispanic (as in from Spain) and I apparently "can't relate" to "Latino" struggles. Yes I do speak with a lisp but my abuela will still be sexist as fuck. And Spanish music in the morning does mean I'm gunna clean the entire ducking house.
Fuck them. That happens to white rich Latinos too, like many rich Venezuelans in Miami and New York, who have had no struggles whatsoever, but they're still fully hispanic-latino. The latino struggle is a class thing, not an ethnic one.
Am Puerto Rican, n my girls are mixed with Dominican but they both have different type of curls. We get asked the same question or how can we be related n have different hair.. I be like really? Ppl just be a little crazy sometimes...,😀❤
+Divalicious Mommy's World I know how you feel..my daughter has my crazy curls but her texture is a bit softer cuz of her dad.. she's pr/dr mix too..and she gets so angry cuz random kids just touch her hair...
1. I'm mad that I still don't know what Chris looks like. 2. It's funny she kept adjusting her bra but she didn't complain about how underwires are torture devices.
I hate when I'm driving and the people around me don't use their turn signals and cut me off. It's not that difficult. Also when my Nonna asks if I have a boyfriend. Basta 😩😩
When I do my beer reviews I'll get random & talk about odd things because it's cathartic to do that. I enjoy watching your rants & want to say good job! Keep up the good work!
I hate it when people are writing an essay or something in Word, and they do it all messed up, like without commas, or accents, or periods, without highlighting the titles... It freaks me out.
It makes me crazy the regguetoneros in the subway, with their music so loud, that even the people of the Titanic can hear #RoseDeWittBukaterWillHateThem
People that walk slow in a small sidewalk, or when they're in a group and take all the space, like a wall of stupid people!!. People that doesn't know how to use the light signals in their cars. People that chew with their mouth open. Little kids crying. (Yes I feel better) xD
I absolutely love all your videos, Joanna! :) I really hope things get resolved ASAP as far as the situation with your uncle so he can return home safely! Thinking of your family and your beautiful home country of Venezuela! :)
Things that makes me crazy: 1- seeing people throwing garbage in streets, I mean WTF that's why our city looks like a dumpster (Maracaibo) 2- people annoying me just because I don't drink alcohol.. Come on, just leave me alone, 3-Maduro (I don't need to say more about that 4- drivers in public transport that charges you over the legal amount but you still take the bus 'cause is getting late 5- vallenato (like Maduro, it speaks by itself... I can go on but I will probably annoy you guys... Sometimes is hard being me
Congrats Joanna & Chris on 25 episodes! Your series is the only one on FLAMA I watch regularly. I like some of the other videos, but I find your series always makes me feel better. You're very funny Joanna & Chris. Also, for complaining I live in Canada, and I hate that there are places in the world that get cold and have winter. Why can't every place have summer all the time?!
I don't like fall. It's cold in the morning so you need an hoodie but after 10 a.m. there are 38°c and it's always raining(Italy). It's awful and mosquitos love this weather(at least you can drink hot cocoa during the evening).
I ~hate~ get seriously pissed off when someone doesn't respect my time, nor my personal space. IT GETS ME EVERYTIME 🔥 I can literally be having an interview or an important call or something, and there's THAT person that keeps blabbing unimportant stuff and demanding attention in such situations. And then the space-invaders; I could be running backwards and they would still not get that I don't want them any less than a meter away from MAH FACE! 🔥
When someone keeps asking questions about something you literally have no fucking idea about, you've made it clear but they act like they haven't heard you...
Or even worse, asking for a quesadilla and receiving it without cheese and when you complain the waitress is like "How was I supposed to know you wanted it with cheese" -.-
When the lawyer ask you for documents 3 days before the signing of the paperwork when she could have ask for those documents a month ago and that's only gonna delay sending the paperwork...
I have a locker at school that is right behind a post AND right in the middle of the Jock and Nerd groups. So I can never get into my locker unless I'm really early or really late.
I hate people that walk really, really, REALLY slow in very narrow places so you can't walk around them and you just have to keep up with their snailwalk even though you might be in a hurry.
I hate two things: *Does Ecuador exist? That is Africa right? There is something between Colombia and Peru? I hate when a person say that .-.!!!! *You all love piñatas. because if someone is Latino, there is no need to love Piñatas, and yeah maybe I love piñatas but not because I'm Latino.
I hate it when I get a cold on the day that my favorite Spanish translation class is, and not on a weekend! Why can't I get sick on the day of my easiest and most boring class?!
Whoever edited this video is the best, well done. Well second best, to Joanna of course, oh and Lee. However the thing I hate is people who stand and don't move at the front of the door on the train. Like come on dude move so people can get on
I HATE THE FACT WHEN IM SICK AND IN PUBLIC AND HAVE TO COUGH I CAN'T BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY COUGHED TOOO F***ING MUCH SO I AM JUST INTERNALLY DIEING INSIDE AND HATING MYSELF FOR NOT COUGHING AND ALSO MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN AND IM ON A PHONE
These minor complaints can have a stress relieving effect. As Mark Twain famously said of cursing : " profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer". But having said that I try to keep things in perspective. I whine about not getting a wi-fi signal while my family in Venezuela tries to get home from the store without getting robbed.
Jajajajaja this just made my day... The chargers cords are so annoyingly short!! But one thing that absolutely drives me crazy is when someone uses the toothpaste and squeeze it in the middle, and then the tube is all freakishly shaped... Is it so hard to just squeeze the bottom!! LOL I know it's silly, but I hate it
Hola Joanna, saludos desde Costa Rica. Love your episodes, but what I love the most are your facial expressions (example 1:38). You should do an episode just of a compilation of them. P.D I hate short cords too, stucked to a wall = makes you look like Smeagle
I hate when someone opens my bedroom door and then leaves it open.
i hate this
Same
HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR?
Yaaaasss
same
I hate it when my parents call my name, i respond and then there is silence...
I hate it when people ask "if you are Hispanic then why are you white?"
im mexican and they say i look and act white...if they got to know the real me theyd be like yep definitely mexican lol
Same!!!! I'm Afro Puerto Rican and people always think I'm lying about my own background 😑😑 people have a fixed impression that Latinos are not diverse.
In case you didn't know,Hispanic means from Spain...
I think you guys are talking about being Latino..
Well you are white , whats yout skin color?? White soo you are 😂 i hated too 🔫
Hispanic is a linguistic term. It refers to speaking Spanish as a native tongue. It has nothing to do with race. Así que no entiendo por qué sacas a colación dicha cuestión. Está fuera de contexto. Es obvio que yo, como hispana, sí conozco el significado. Quienes NO lo saben son los anglosajones y por eso dicen pendejadas tipo "why are you white?".
I hate when stores don't put prices on their stuf and obligate you to ask
And once you've done that you feel forced to buy it...
I work at a store and we legit have no one to put prices up so I try to do my best and costumers sometimes tell me "wow, last time I came in that was only .99¢ and it's now $1.49"
OMG, this is so true. Or when the rack full of clothes never has your size to try on so when you ask the store person to go in the back and get your size and then you try it on and hate it, you still feel obligated to buy it. ugh.
I would just leave
Yeah... I just think to myself "If I have to ask, I can't afford it".
Brad sucks!
Dick...
pusssy
Tell that to the guys at my all boys school
lol
Yes, yes he does
This channel needs more Joanna
yes
Siiiiiii
Yes
Yep!
That's my only complaint.
I Hate the People that walks in group slowly... and DON'T LET YOU PASS!!!
I hate when people enter my room, turn on the lights, and leave without turning them back off.
25 johana rants is not. enough, there should be like one everyday 😂😂
Im subcribed to flama just for her
Johana needs to be in more flama videos if not most flama videos
+lucas avalo me too
I know me too! lol Johanna and Cris are just the best team EVER
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I hate slow internet
OMG I hate that shit!
Cantv :'v
Then, don't come to Venezuela.
Anthony Colmenares ....I am from Venezuela
What a shame for us xD
I don't know who edited this, but he is doing a good job
Chris
they said Lee at the beginning
lee chin 4 life on the edit
I edited this episode, I actually edit all of them! Thank you!
Lee Chin is da man!!!!
theres this one dead branch just hanging onto a tree in my backyard that I can't get down it's just hanging there taunting me and I swear one day it's going to fall on my head I hate that branch
i cant reach it even with the branch cutter. i might burn the whole tree down to establish dominance 💪
Damn branch. Leave Lisa alone!!!!!!
I hate it when I get criticized for being Hispanic (as in from Spain) and I apparently "can't relate" to "Latino" struggles. Yes I do speak with a lisp but my abuela will still be sexist as fuck. And Spanish music in the morning does mean I'm gunna clean the entire ducking house.
true
Fuck them. That happens to white rich Latinos too, like many rich Venezuelans in Miami and New York, who have had no struggles whatsoever, but they're still fully hispanic-latino. The latino struggle is a class thing, not an ethnic one.
When your charging your phone and you forget that it's charging so you walk and trip over the cord......
When someone says "I'll be there in 10 minutes" 2 hours later... *crickets*
I hate people who are like "Oooh I have the best gossip.....but I can't tell you" That's some bullshit! Why even bring it up?!
Also I've met several cubans named Nancy. They must be the midwesterners of the caribbean.
They really shouldn't tell you. Gossiping is something small minds do.
I hate it when strangers comes out of nowhere and touch my hair! Why people do that?! mi pelo es real y es así no hay necesidad de tocar lo.
happens to my kids n I all the time. "Wow is it all yours?", or "it feels nice".. I get so pissed..😡
Lol yes, or are you sure your not mixed with anything . I just act like I don't speak English or Spainish n walk away ..lol
I live in Puerto Rico. They touch it and they like "is it real?" or "what products you use to make it look like that?" I'm like my hair IS like that.
Am Puerto Rican, n my girls are mixed with Dominican but they both have different type of curls. We get asked the same question or how can we be related n have different hair.. I be like really? Ppl just be a little crazy sometimes...,😀❤
+Divalicious Mommy's World I know how you feel..my daughter has my crazy curls but her texture is a bit softer cuz of her dad.. she's pr/dr mix too..and she gets so angry cuz random kids just touch her hair...
I hate when I need to use the bathroom and suddenly everyone needs to use the bathroom
1. I'm mad that I still don't know what Chris looks like.
2. It's funny she kept adjusting her bra but she didn't complain about how underwires are torture devices.
things that annoy me, Flama videos with no Joanna
Lmaoooo me af
Same!!!
*flama notification*
me: oooooohhhhh! Joanna!????
*flama video with no Joanna*
me: 😔😔😔
Judy Baltazar exactly
I hate when there's not more episodes with Joanna like more often.
I hate when people treat me like a kid even though I'm an adult.
I hate when i'm sleeping then someone turns the lights on THEN THEY DONT FRICKING TURN THE LIGHTS OFF
I hate how when I put plus my headphones in to my phone everyone decides to talk to me like wtf man
I hate having to wait EONS for Joanna Rants/ Responds videos.
I hate it when my mom doesnt let me do things my brother does just cuz I am a woman and he is a man.
I hate when I'm driving and the people around me don't use their turn signals and cut me off. It's not that difficult. Also when my Nonna asks if I have a boyfriend. Basta 😩😩
She is The Best!
Joanna! Why don't you post most more videos on this channel? I would love to see more of you here, your videos are amazing.
i hate when people lose some stuff they borrowed from you, and then they get angry at you for getting pised of because of what they did
The read feature. Because someone not responding is bad enough but now you can know when someone reads your texts but doesn't care enough to reply
Congrats on 25! Yours is the only heartfelt, random and funny "rant" on RUclips. keep it up please!
The noise some people make to scratch the inside of their throat. What are you doing!?! Why???
I do that a lot 😂
Alergies man, not even once.
Creepy humping camels noise...annoys me too.
When I do my beer reviews I'll get random & talk about odd things because it's cathartic to do that. I enjoy watching your rants & want to say good job! Keep up the good work!
I hate it when people are writing an essay or something in Word, and they do it all messed up, like without commas, or accents, or periods, without highlighting the titles... It freaks me out.
It makes me crazy the regguetoneros in the subway, with their music so loud, that even the people of the Titanic can hear #RoseDeWittBukaterWillHateThem
YAAASSS! The editing is on point! I live for Joanna Rants!
walking through the hallways and the person in front of you has the pace of a snail. WALK FASTER STEVEN
People that walk slow in a small sidewalk, or when they're in a group and take all the space, like a wall of stupid people!!. People that doesn't know how to use the light signals in their cars. People that chew with their mouth open. Little kids crying. (Yes I feel better) xD
I hate when my roomates get lazy and use another trash bag but leave the already full bag in the bucket.
The remote one is so goddamn accurate 😂😂 I love you Joanna!
I hate to see people leaving shit in the toilet.
I hate when my neighbors sit in front of the fucking building every other night to gossip and block the stairs.
I absolutely love all your videos, Joanna! :) I really hope things get resolved ASAP as far as the situation with your uncle so he can return home safely! Thinking of your family and your beautiful home country of Venezuela! :)
Things that makes me crazy: 1- seeing people throwing garbage in streets, I mean WTF that's why our city looks like a dumpster (Maracaibo) 2- people annoying me just because I don't drink alcohol.. Come on, just leave me alone, 3-Maduro (I don't need to say more about that 4- drivers in public transport that charges you over the legal amount but you still take the bus 'cause is getting late 5- vallenato (like Maduro, it speaks by itself... I can go on but I will probably annoy you guys... Sometimes is hard being me
Omg, the ear thing is sooooo relatable, my grandma has deafened me by kissing me in the ear.
Here is to flama being only joana rants everyday always forever
i f*king hate that i had to wait a lifetime for 5 minutes of joanna!! longer videos, longer videos!!!! love u joanna!!
Congrats Joanna & Chris on 25 episodes! Your series is the only one on FLAMA I watch regularly. I like some of the other videos, but I find your series always makes me feel better. You're very funny Joanna & Chris.
Also, for complaining I live in Canada, and I hate that there are places in the world that get cold and have winter. Why can't every place have summer all the time?!
Joanna needs her own channel so we can hear her rants all the time!!!
JOANNA! my mom and I saw you on despierta America a few days ago and she loved your rant about latino stereotypes
I don't like fall. It's cold in the morning so you need an hoodie but after 10 a.m. there are 38°c and it's always raining(Italy). It's awful and mosquitos love this weather(at least you can drink hot cocoa during the evening).
wish I lived in Italy.
We need more Joanna!
I love Joanna. We need more videos from her!!!
Oh, and Lee, also. He is awesome and funny too.
I ~hate~ get seriously pissed off when someone doesn't respect my time, nor my personal space. IT GETS ME EVERYTIME 🔥 I can literally be having an interview or an important call or something, and there's THAT person that keeps blabbing unimportant stuff and demanding attention in such situations.
And then the space-invaders; I could be running backwards and they would still not get that I don't want them any less than a meter away from MAH FACE! 🔥
"I didn't even know I had that much shit to say" ....hahahaaaaaaaa.....epic.
Seriously, one of the best videos!!
"This episode is just gonna be a list of rants". Isn't every episode just a list of rants. THAT'S WHAT WE LIKE
i hate when i type a comment out but then it doesn't sound quite right so i delete it
When someone keeps asking questions about something you literally have no fucking idea about, you've made it clear but they act like they haven't heard you...
When I forget to charge something right before a trip and I can't use it on the plane.
It happens SO OFTEN!
La mejor serie de Flama Joahna, your content makes me think and laugh so much :-)
I hate when my family ask if I have boyfriend dude what are you talking about I'm ugly af
Happy 25th anniversary!!!!!! BTW I love you
people who ask for cheese and lettuce on their tacos...
people who ask for a quesadilla without chese...
RobertoPR5 there is no way people do this...
MobWorld didn't you heard the meme " -I want a quesadilla -With chese or without chese"
RobertoPR5 lmao nope
Or even worse, asking for a quesadilla and receiving it without cheese and when you complain the waitress is like "How was I supposed to know you wanted it with cheese" -.-
Finally waited a long time for another Joanna Rants
When the lawyer ask you for documents 3 days before the signing of the paperwork when she could have ask for those documents a month ago and that's only gonna delay sending the paperwork...
I have a locker at school that is right behind a post AND right in the middle of the Jock and Nerd groups. So I can never get into my locker unless I'm really early or really late.
I hate people that walk really, really, REALLY slow in very narrow places so you can't walk around them and you just have to keep up with their snailwalk even though you might be in a hurry.
I hate that there aren't enough Joanna Rants and I hate waiting for them but I deal with it bc I love them
Stay positive, Joanna. You are loved.
Yessssss Joanna i love these videos keep making more rants
I hate two things:
*Does Ecuador exist? That is Africa right? There is something between Colombia and Peru?
I hate when a person say that .-.!!!!
*You all love piñatas.
because if someone is Latino, there is no need to love Piñatas, and yeah maybe I love piñatas but not because I'm Latino.
YES, THAT ONE ABOUT REMEMBERING HOW DEATH IS INEVITABLE YOU UNDERSTAND ME 😭😭😭 Muchas gracias!!!!!
Joanna is the best of flama
I hate it when I get a cold on the day that my favorite Spanish translation class is, and not on a weekend! Why can't I get sick on the day of my easiest and most boring class?!
I hate how long we have to wait for a Joanna rants!
I hate it when I grab my coffee cup and find out that I finished it without realizing it
Whoever edited this video is the best, well done. Well second best, to Joanna of course, oh and Lee. However the thing I hate is people who stand and don't move at the front of the door on the train. Like come on dude move so people can get on
yo lee chinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
DUDE! I EDITED THIS EPISODE, I actually edit all of Joanna Rants!
Lee Chin you talented af homie
Thank a lot homie!
I can relate to Joanna on a personal level. Almost everything annoys me and maybe that's why I have no friends xD
When someone tells you they do all the work and its actually just you picking up all thier slack.
tenes una personalidad tremenda necesitamos mas videos tuyos
Happy 25th, Joanna!! (La Loca)!!
I HATE THE FACT WHEN IM SICK AND IN PUBLIC AND HAVE TO COUGH I CAN'T BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY COUGHED TOOO F***ING MUCH SO I AM JUST INTERNALLY DIEING INSIDE AND HATING MYSELF FOR NOT COUGHING AND ALSO MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN AND IM ON A PHONE
I hate when I have my headphones on and someone tries to speak to me and when I take them off they shut up, like wtf
These minor complaints can have a stress relieving effect. As Mark Twain famously said of cursing : " profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer". But having said that I try to keep things in perspective. I whine about not getting a wi-fi signal while my family in Venezuela tries to get home from the store without getting robbed.
I can relate to all of this
I was laughing to the point of breathing for the whole 5:03😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:45 Joanna. JOANNA. BREATHE.
Jajajajaja this just made my day... The chargers cords are so annoyingly short!! But one thing that absolutely drives me crazy is when someone uses the toothpaste and squeeze it in the middle, and then the tube is all freakishly shaped... Is it so hard to just squeeze the bottom!! LOL I know it's silly, but I hate it
Now we know that Joanna's Netflix password is her own name 😂😂😂
Hola Joanna, saludos desde Costa Rica. Love your episodes, but what I love the most are your facial expressions (example 1:38). You should do an episode just of a compilation of them. P.D I hate short cords too, stucked to a wall = makes you look like Smeagle
Remembering that death is inevitable....3:35 Lol with a moment of silence! Lol
2:48 that is the "karma" of mentioning chris in the list 😁
Well the milk maids.
OMG I've made a Kevin Smith reference
Clerks was a great movie and I've worked at a mart similar to the quick stop the milk maids were common also people asking stupid questions
I love this girl, hope she makes it to Saturday Night Live, that's where she belongs, lots of love from a Venezuelan living in Argentina =)
25 rants????? Well where are they at? I have only seen about 10 rants and like 5 joanna discuss rants. Where are the reat. I want more joanna!!!!!
Johanna is the reason why I love Flama hahahaha, make her appear more!
I can relate 1000% to #3 😂 nothing good happens without a bad thing happening right after
yo odio que Joanna no hace videos más seguidos😣😣 jaja love you ❤