Emo kid thinks he is an "Alpha Male"
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
- Storytime of the cringiest Emo kid who thinks he is an "Alpha Male" This Story was absolutely Insane.
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Thanks for watching today's storytime video, Emo kid thinks he is an "Alpha Male" ,where the subscriber goes to soccer camp over the summer with this emo kid who has a mega cringe and awkward freakout. Subscribe if you like storytimes
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Hi, my name is Connor and I post fun storytime videos every day. I do my best to upload entertaining story time videos every day about funny Minecraft Kids, Hilarious Spoiled brats, crazy high school teachers and much more! And its usually over some Minecraft gameplay, maybe even that Satisfying Minecraft Parkour!
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SUBSCRIBE OR THE “alpha male” EMO KID WILL COME FOR YOU
Hi bro
hi
NOOOO *SUBSCRIBED*
Tell him he fake depressed
pls no alpha male.
emo is fine, but saying you're an "Alpha male" is so cringe that it made me crawl up into a fetus position and die instantaneously
The sad part is that every emo I meet acts like this
exactly
To call oneself that is to call oneself an unstable build of humanity. And in this case, that is an apt description.
@@bubbykins4864 what? Dunno what that means but bars 🔥🔥🔥
@@cuedeadmeme6694wait, you actually HAVE MET emos?! I’m a scene kid and I don’t even know any emos irl XD
I swear to god, this dude sounds like Eric Cartman off of South Park when he was doing the voice for "alpha male"/weird kid.
fr lmao
XD
You read my mind
Dude I am sorry I was not looking at your comment and I said the same thing. I think it is the voice he gave him
authoritah
As a proud member of the alternative/emo/goth community we do NOT claim this kid as one of our own
Edit: I forgot about this awful comment, stop replying to it 😭
I'm a proud member of dino nuggie enjoyer squad and this kid is absolutely not a dino nuggie
@@staverooni I’m happy to hear that
@@TweeksCoffee yeeee
agreed. he is not welcome here, true punk/goth/emo/alt behaviour is loving and respecting your fellow edgelord or even the 'normies'.
I was an emo at one point and it's not that loser
Funny how in nature there doesn't exist an "alpha wolf" or "alpha male". The oldest wolfs are the ones usually called in charge, and that's only since the rest are usually their kids. So the implications of that emo calling himself an alpha have hilarious implications.
even the guy who made the words said it was totally an incorrect idea
@@astral_haze yup
K U M O N G S U S
"You are the father"
What's also hilarious is when the emo kid said that they had like 10 times more testosterone, which I believe (correct me if I'm wrong) having too much testosterone can cause cancer
Everytime you imitated the emo kid, I struggled not to laugh. It was hilarious!
I struggled to cringe because his voice was so realistic
Eric cartman but he's emo
He sounded like he was holding in a fart
Hi
give connor an oscar, the acting of the emo kid was spot on
Is it a emo kid or Eric Cartman from south park (not an insult)
@@haha_funny4619 yeah there's a bit of a eric cartman in there
a cosar
fr
yes
The whole ordeal with the "alpha wolf" doesn't exist really. The scientist who made the report was mistaken into thinking that older wolves were "alphas", because they only held authority over their young, as is with now, and he's spending the rest of his life trying to fix that wrong.
So the EMO kid is, uh, older than everyone else? I can't make heads or tails of it.
Honestly anyone who calls themselves the "aLpHa MaLe" is absolutely pathetic.
Frr
Alpha in tech terms means something akin to unstable or unfinished. (I'm too lazy to search that up) So the kid calling himself an alpha is kinda spot on. Same for beta, he was at a summer camp(assuming it's a kids summer camp) and was calling sencible children beta. So...yeah, spot on.
I used to a play a dragon rp and Everyone bad alpha in it even I did then I was like : yeah this is just cringe
True alphas don't need to announce themselves
honestly, these videos are the perfect companions for when I’m drawing! i mean, who wouldn’t want to listen to a story about a slightly unhinged emo kid whilst working on an overdue art trade? thank you very much, these are lovely
Perfect for listening to while writing my book too.
I use these for drawing sometimes to
I feel so called out rn
His friends didn't come to soccer camp dang and he's kinda stuck with the EMO dude, I feel honestly so bad for this dude 🥶, Btw do you like my profile picture? It's me but in your profile picture style! 🤩 Great video bro😎💕
I like the picture
Very epic picture 😎👍
Thanks!
I love it
Connor needs an oscar for acting the has so many impressions and he does them so good ngl
As a Steven Universe fanartist these vids give me something to listen to while I make my art!
Hey, Connor! I love your videos. I absolutely have to be listening to something to draw, and I’ve been getting bored of music and I’ve been listening to commentary. I’ve been recently getting really bored of the same old commentary I’ve always listened to, but you make a variety of different stories and I have been listening to your videos while I draw. Thanks!
-Nillious
Your last few videos were long and I really appreciate it!
It's so relaxing to just lay on the bed and watch your storytime videos
I was listening to this on Spotify and then some guy sideswiped our car on the highway. Luckily we didn’t actually crash, but there are scratches on our car now. I love how chill Brent was too, like he didn’t rise to the cringe emo kid provoking him, and that’s pretty cool+mature.
Well That Doesn't Sound Good Did Anything Further Happen Like How Bad Was The Damage If Much
@@clttr It wasn’t that bad, it nearly gave my entire family a heart attack, but there wasn’t too much damage to the car besides a few scratches.
@@clttrwhy do you talk like queen deltarune
@@Victorion_The_Gacha_Fairy Ohohohohoho
This is one of my favorite videos so far 😂
Great storytelling and voice acting
EMO
Do u have a discord? If you don't you should make one.
he has a discord
Dude this man's videos are normally my go-to when drawing if I don't want to listen to music!
Honestly, with how obsessed the emo kid is with wolves, I'm expecting him to be some kind of closeted furry or something.
Also, EMO.
Speaking as a furry, please God no, we really do not want this kid...
"Emo"
At this point The emo kid isnt even a male
ikr this guy is a whole different species
As an Emo we do NOT claim this kid lol
Fun Fact about Wolves: The Alpha shit doesnt exist because Wolves dont fight for Dominance. The leaders of the pack are the oldest ones and the rank goes by that. There is no alpha, beta, gamma, sigma, any of that
I usually binge your videos when I’m gaming and building stuff in Minecraft . Thanks for telling these funny stories.
EMO (I know I am like 18 months late) This is funny cause I listen to these videos to bed
As an emo, he does not represent us as a whole.
for real...
Nah that guy ain't an emo... He's, more of a neckbeard in terms of personality. Delusional, manchild-ish behaviour, etc
Why did the "emo kid's" voice kinda sound like a 50 year old hillbilly skater? XD
I love how whenever he talks about the emo kid he sounds like Cartman from Southpark and I love it
Is it just me or does the emo kid give off Eric Cartman vibes?
Hello there i think im on my 11th binge while drawing. You are without a doubt the best storytime youtuber ever
fun fact: alpha wolves arent real. the person who discovered the alpha wolf thing didnt know the "alpha" wolf was actually a mother with her kids or smth and the person who discovered it realized it some time later(probably years or months). also, "emo".
I love your videos but could you do something about the painful amount of midroll ads. Like, I know RUclips makes you money but I can't watch these videos and play video games or sleep when I have to skip ads every 2 minutes.
Is it weird that I imagine these stories while Conner tells them?
I love this one, I've listened to it about 5 times already, it's just my absolute favourite.
Props to Brent for not escalating after the first confrontation. I can safely say that if it had been me, I'd have replied in a really sarcastic tone: "Point 1: That theory was debunked ages ago. Wolf packs don't work like that. Point 2: Even if they did, telling everyone you're an" alpha male" is the number 1 sign that you're really not."
I'm helping by binge watching. You vids before I go to sleep and when I'm doing a big project with lego
Also will I get mentioned next vid? Lol
Nah fam, this guy is so lucky im not his victim, cuz for me the first straw is the final straw. if he does it once he will leave with a warning, second time he will leave with an eternal trip to the hospital
Either The emo kid was watching too much south park or connor was watching too much South Park😂
Why is it in every story the other people(bad people) always try to “assert their dominance”
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that one EMO kid: iM tHe AlPhA mAlE Im WiLl ScReW yOuR wIfE
Connor: "Remember that friend Robin from the beginning?"
Me: "No."
Dude was in his like cringey emo phase of his life you can't say that he wasn't
I was trying to fall asleep. But this story made me lose it
Honestly, I usually say "bInGe 3" but I almost Always watch your videos each day, the 1 month total binge is here. This emo kid was insane!
The quiet kid: I wish I brought my gun to school
"LiTtLe CoCk bEta WoLf"
Me: Dying of laughter
Bro I got a playlist and every night I go through the playlist to go to sleep every night
Bruh if that kid sees a video about this he is gonna cry in his bed like a baby lol
I couldn't restrain myself G O T H there goth if dressed like that "heavy metal T-shirt" is something a goth would whare not an emo
Every time you said emo I cringed
it cracked me up when you said
"Let's have kids baby! "
Robin was the best character and also I imagine her as a medium height girl with long straight red hair and freckles who always wears pastel clothes with animals making the uwu face on them
That is oddly specific but I feel like we all knew this girl
I love how you did Eric cartmans voice for the EMO kid
When you realise every time there is a cringey kid in the story, the main character bumps into him/her
As the boombox play’s shi- I mean crappy song
21:14
Emo is fatherless and probably plays 'emo gacha life* LOL.emk kid*hey bro I'm the alpha male I gonna beat you up*Brent* BEATS EMO KID UP AND EMO KID SAYS *YOUR HACKING WAHH*
These are so funny! Ive been subcribed to you for a while, and your videos never disappoint. Keep up the good work!
CAN WE THANK THIS MAN FOR NO LONG INTROS AND JUST SPREADING IT THROUGHOUT THE VIDEO respec you you man
What? Da heck
Late night binge plus making videos
I consider myself on the edgier side, and I'm still better than this. [I also love tormenting my OCs and friends with horrifying videos, so that's a win!] Also, hair swipes look cool, for the emo kid, it looks stupid. Like- Watch! [Does a horrible hair swipe and makes fool of myself]
I binge watch 5 hours per day as in listen to it
It always starts with somone bumbing into somone.
Night 3 Binge #1 I’m just chilling cause I’m bored. It’s currently 1:05 am. And I don’t wanna go to bed
Edit: Love the Emo kid voice lol
“Emo”
17:57 Everyone who plays DOOM:
*Your testosterone levels are pathetic*
Also, if you run out of fake names for these videos, you can just use a name generator.
Emo
So these are the wolf ranks that I got out of Erin Hunter books that the *emo* probably means:
Alpha = Leader
Beta = Second in command/Alpha's mate
Normal wolfs = Just normal
Omega = The little servant and the punching bag
These are IRL ranks most of the time(they don't even actually exist):
Alpha = Parents
Wolfs = The kids
When I watch your videos I solve a Rubik's cube and I watch like 5 videos in a row I think btw I love your videos ❤️
*secret whispering* “emo” (BINGE #15, watching while making epic Gorillaz fanart)🔥🔥
You know, I know about the spoiled kid at the nerf fight when the spoiled kid broke Bens nerf gun, If 10 dollars is a ton at 12-13 Then try 71 dollars at 12 I AM THE KING AMONG OUR AGE GROUP
If you have to tell people you're an "Alpha", you are a "Beta", who thinks they are better then they are.
It is technically a thing, e.g. the Camp Councilor who disqualified him would technically be an "Alpha".
Duh.
There is a hierarchy order in any type of groups. It just IS.
It's not referred to, unless you are super insecure.
Even in the nicest sweetest ones, there is a "better" person.
Like, for instance, the person that runs a volunteer program, below that would be the one that trains the newer helpers, ect.
your voice is soothing so I'm gonna MAKE A PLAYLIST OF UR VIDEOS!! AND MAKE IT PUBLIC!! WISH ME LUCK, IT'LL BE EVERY EMO KID VIDEO I CAN FIND ON UR CHANNEL!
i don't even know how but somehow in EVERY SINGLE VIDEO the "annoying(/bad etc) kid's" voice is so annoying he voices them so annoyingly i feel annoying just hearing the voice
fact: im emo. god damn it
That emo kid was uhm........... LOL.
I've watched like 7 of ur videos while playing Toca boca lolllllll just SO entertaining
I laughed everytime he said "beta male" because in packs like actual wolf packs, tho the alpha is the one in charge,the beta is the second in command and is usually like the other strongest or with highest authority so it was hilarious 😂 the omega is the one who is weakest hahaha it was just too funny honestly this is why "alpha male" stories are hilarious to me oh and the "alpha" is actually really more like the one who protects and guides the pack so yeah it's just plain dumb when people call themselves "alpha"
Your voice acting for the “EMO” kid matches the thumbnail
Also my brother isn’t an alpha male he’s a GIGA CHAD
Edit: I like how I put the secret word in my sentence
This is just some simp being a furry
I don’t normally comment on videos I watch but this time I had to let you know what a banger 🔥 this was. This was the best one yet (in my opinion of course). Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. I have nothing else to say.
Some emo kid in my class which is like quite younger than hanging me cuz i was left in the class cuz im an idiotic crackhead
The kid: Im SmExY bEcAuSe Im EmO
Secret word :emo
Hey Connor, I enjoy the stories and all, but at the end could you stop overlapping the audio tracks? Like the end of the story and the outro are overlapping and its lasting for literal seconds. It breaks me out of whatever I was doing. If you don't want to, no pressure, just a request.
If I was 'Brent" in the story (if I decided to do soccer instead of being a linebacker for my school's football team, as I ain't a small or weak guy by any means) I'd just god damn shoulder tackle the dang kid and get it over with
Man I bumped into an emo kid like that it was a girl but for some reason I don't know I just decided to dress up comfy cuz it was cold and they decided to take that as an insult because they dressed up as all emo kids do except they had black makeup on for some reason and of course they had the black hair and it was messy they have like Spike bracelets on them and fake piercings cuz I don't know why and they decided to walk up to me and say how dare you challenge my coolness I'm just a main character and the best person to exist life wouldn't have formed without me ,and also they thought that my real piercing on my ears in the comfy clothes I was wearing (also it was comfy clothes day ) a threat to them I simply walk away not wanting to make a scene and then we were watching movies eating donuts and ice cream we also had a popcorn and chocolate milk and normal milk for the people that did want milk and for the people who were lactose intolerant or just couldn't have milk they gave them orange juice or something that they like so in the middle of the movie we were watching we are also only watching one movie I felt like someone was watching me I look around and realize that emo kid was looking at me I'll be back to tell you part 2
The fact that emo kids think they are mature makes it so funny
I like these types of “emo alpha” videos. It’s because the emo kid is like “I must have Emily, or I may throw myself off a cliff!” It’s funny to see the emo kid so desperate
EMO
Honestly the "emo" kid reminds me of the character from Goldbergs called Johnny Apkins (I may be misspelling the name) whom behaves kinda similar
I'm listening to a bunch of your videos while I play minecraft, its a pretty nice background with interesting stories. Also, Emo.
Thb Ive basically been watching your content all week, your story times always make me laugh it’s great background when I’m drawing 👍😋
25:15
I have a confession to make 😔
In kindergarten through 2nd grade
I used to think I was a fox ☹️
And at recess I would go to my “Den” aka under the slide
It was so cringy 😭
If i was with this emo kid, i would tell him "lift 10KG, then i will concider you an alpha"
This is by far my favourite video I’ve seen on the channel. Keep up the good work.
Emo alert!!
Emo alert!!
EMO!!!
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
Tell me why emo kids are the funniest when they are the chill type emo kids then when we have these types of emo kids they just make your life hard. I'm waiting. Also Emo ( please heart my comment ).
Jeez emo kid like mind flayer also emo
emo
the only alpha male is GigaChad.
This story is way more intense than the entire Harry Potter series what
Im late but suggestion: can you use the names Willow and Zeke if you haven't already.
I bing watch like 4 hours on a weekend while playing Roblox
Thx for ALL these gud vids Connor.
Emo kid
2/10 videos soon it will be 10 for i am emo and sleep i dont need cuz
Emo
Yuh
Werewolf warlock immortal
Thing lol
I'm pretty sure betas are second in command-
The emo kid should've called him an omega. Get your facts right T-T