"There is no easy way to transition from that game to a sponser" *challenge accepted* You know, unlike me, those fish had some serious aim to hit me behind a rock! I bet they used SkillShare to 'get gud.' (sponser segment officially starts here)
@@Domestic_Abuse wow, this bit is really funny, I bet you would have had to learn comedy for years... or USE CODE ALPHARAD TO LEARN COMEDY ON SKILLSHARE IN JUST A SHORT COURSE!
Well most fish can’t survive in a brine lake, which is what the bikini bottom equivalent of water is. So yeah… technically Jacob could’ve been right about that.
"It's only a matter of time before Sonic is strapped with an M16." I do believe fan-favourite character Shadow the Hedgehog has already beaten him in THAT race.
I STRONGLY DISAGREE! Being as famous as I am on RUclips, I know that it gets hard to read every comment I get. I try my best, but I am just so famous, that I can't do it much longer. Sorry, dear nin
"ketamine debt" Alpharad, if you didn't know yet, there's a game called "Mister Krabs Overdoses on Ketamine", and the speedruns for it are absolutely bonkers.
i remember a "true" story about a nursing home company that wanted to branch out into the cemetart business. they planned on placing the cemetary right behind the nursing home... the city government that was really conservative and anti-regulations actually stepped up and stopped them from doing it because omg of course!!!
@@hessxpress I dunno, he wields a lot of things, one of them is a Katana, ( No seriously he really did use a katana ), but I'm not sure he wields any specific guns
@@isaiahlozano5301 the SMG is supposed to be a HK MP5, there's a higher resolution model of it in the infamous "pump action MP5" cutscene where he pumps the handguard instead of pulling the charging handle.
I love at the last seconds he shoots the snail and the question “did you really just shoot your own pet snail?” And the end credits right after, instead of saying “subscribe!” It says just yes 10:30
I love how he claims there was no easy way to transition to a Skillshare ad-read after performing a drug bust on Larry, when he is the same person who did a NordVPN ad-read after getting caught murdering Desbug in Among Us.
The best parts about watching an Alpharad video 1. Not knowing if a sound effect was edited in 2. Not knowing if they actually predicted something or just went back and recorded after they saw it
![I.N "HALLUCINATION" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/n5B5q1Hwt_U/mqdefault.jpg)
“What am I?”
“Texas?”
“No, a narc”
That honestly killed me
Texas smash?
Narc smash
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE
Same XD
We're gonna do what we do in Texas
I can’t believe they not only did the “Squidward red mist” creepypasta, but had it be explained as a overdose on ketamine
1. An*
2. Yes
Squidward didn't kill himself!
You mean Squidward’s Suicide?
@@steamtasticvagabond474 they’re the same thing
@@LethalAether He was about to tho, he has the gun on his bed right next to him. Spongebob was just faster
I like how the only enemies are Larry and his cronies and Mr. Krabs’ true form.
Maybe, we were the real enemies?
The real enemies were the friends along the way.
@@finnconnelly9983 the friends we killed along the way...
And MrK's true form is *the GIANT enemy **_CRAB_*
-*beatboxspongebobtheme.mp3
The real enemies were the enemies we made along the way.
"There is no easy way to transition from that game to a sponser"
*challenge accepted*
You know, unlike me, those fish had some serious aim to hit me behind a rock! I bet they used SkillShare to 'get gud.' (sponser segment officially starts here)
@Jaime Monzon Bautista wow, that comment was pretty smart, I bet you used SkillShares "how to be smart" guide *insert sponsor part*
@@Domestic_Abuse wow, this bit is really funny, I bet you would have had to learn comedy for years... or USE CODE ALPHARAD TO LEARN COMEDY ON SKILLSHARE IN JUST A SHORT COURSE!
Bruh 69 lololollololol
Now on Skillshare, learn how to install a hack client!
"dang sucks to be out of ammo before you kill someone huh? Well if only I had skillshare to learn how to count the shots, oh wait, I do"
"Is he going to walk into the ocean and drown himself?" Asked the man looking at a fish
Well most fish can’t survive in a brine lake, which is what the bikini bottom equivalent of water is. So yeah… technically Jacob could’ve been right about that.
ok but my question is how is there an ocean in the ocean?
@@bcndooz3294 it’s most likely just a giant brine lake.
This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!
Spongebob almost drowned in one episode
"Isn't that the old person's home?"
"Well, not for long."
*It's becoming a funeral home*
r/CursedComments lol
@@Gracovitz r/ihavereddit
@@PoorPescado r/thisisasubredditforpeoplewhosayr/ihaveredditforseeingsomeonementionasubreddit
"It's only a matter of time before Sonic is strapped with an M16."
I do believe fan-favourite character Shadow the Hedgehog has already beaten him in THAT race.
“Where’s that DAMN fourth chaos emerald??”
“THIS IS WHO I AM!”
REALLY, TWO BOTS
Well, it could be worse...
I've seen comment sections with four bots
It wasn't pretty
@@blazarre7251 who are bots
Looks like its Spongebob's turn to play his clarinet solo
e
@@w1ndforc39 e
@@fcg3215 e
piematioensd
W H O O P S I E S ! T H A T W A S N ‘ T M Y C L A R I N E T
“Spongebob... died in a drug bust...”
I love how hurt he sounded when he said that. I feel like our childhoods died a little in that drug bust too.
"I think that's a bad ending world record..."
*"LETS GO!"*
kfad2 pfp pog
Wrong! I hold that record of getting the bad ending in under 0.3 seconds.
"Hes getting rid of the body"
We look foward to your future
No evidence, no crime.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTUUUUUURRRRRRRRRE!!
We will watch your career with great interest
@@shuhaname9791 EXCACTLY
@Huge breasts ღ*GO MY PROF!LE* ღ 😱😱😱OMG NO WAY HOLD ON YOU WANT MY HAND? TO BAD BOTH HANDS NEEDED FOR GAMING(ironic voice btw)
"Isn't that the old person's home"
"Not for long"
BRUH. I couldn't stop laughing but holy moly that's dark
Just another day on the Alpharad channel.
This brings a whole new meaning to Spongebob: Sponge on the run.
True
Lol
Lmao
Ha
@UCy4dTDrDciaKtxfMPPu2AcQ shut up
"Isnt that the old folks home"
"Not for long"
I'm cackling dude
Knowing Squidward’s Suicide, Spongebob killing him was a mercy.
Wasn't ready for this one, Alpha.
Who was? Let's be honest
Ok checkmark
I was ready for the guns and spongebob
Jar
in squidwards eyes... is that fucking among us?
Suddenly, squidward became a lot nicer
"Don't come to the krusty crab tomorrow"
he’s dead
@@BusinessRat0 R/Wooosh
I made a Squidward Mii gunner. It’s not very toxic either, so your statement stands correct.
@@Radiator_07 shut up
The critically acclaimed sequel everyone asked for, but nobody wanted
I STRONGLY DISAGREE! Being as famous as I am on RUclips, I know that it gets hard to read every comment I get. I try my best, but I am just so famous, that I can't do it much longer. Sorry, dear nin
@@AxxLAfriku ok, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away, so remember, share, share, share. And trolls, don’t get blocked!
@@AxxLAfriku I STRONGLY DISAGREE you have less than 3 million
@@AxxLAfriku go get a life
@@AxxLAfriku you really do like self promoting. You copy and paste it as well.
"ketamine debt"
Alpharad, if you didn't know yet, there's a game called "Mister Krabs Overdoses on Ketamine", and the speedruns for it are absolutely bonkers.
Botto again? I can't even read Japanese.
@Tito Rosalim ?
It's a bot no no site, don't click it
And a secule, when you comit tax evasion
(Idk if I wrote that right I'm spanish)
*observatory theme from Majora's Mask plays*
"Isn't this the end of Skyward Sword?"
"Yes"
thank you at least someone recognized
Finally, someone spoke up.
"Sonic strapped with an M16."
so, Shadow the hedgehog?
Yes
But fps and everyone has a gun...
But actually good
“Isn’t that the old people’s home?” *_Well now it’s a morgue_*
Alpha only fastforwarded about a day
holy shit that's dark but really funny
i remember a "true" story about a nursing home company that wanted to branch out into the cemetart business. they planned on placing the cemetary right behind the nursing home... the city government that was really conservative and anti-regulations actually stepped up and stopped them from doing it because omg of course!!!
666th like
Oliver Domke *I-*
“For his neutral special he wields a gun”
The most obvious comment anyone could do
First that's the most obvious
Ima like it anyways
Is everyone gonna have a neutral special like that?
When you are the 69th like 😎😎😎
Yes
RUclips: Yeah, this game is *Spongebob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom - Rehydrated*
Lol ikr
"these guns are authentic" "so is yours" made me spit out my water holy fuck man
"Oh god what have we done..."
"Wait you can loot him"
Hands down best interaction ever
Why is your profile pic Alpha? That's some shady shit
@@henrywisniewski7881 that’s showbiz baby
“Sonic strapped with an m16” i mean there was a whole game where shadow had hella guns so I wouldn’t be surprised
We already had Shadow with an MP5.
@@stevenbobbybills What about an MP4? Or MP3?
@@hessxpress I dunno, he wields a lot of things, one of them is a Katana, ( No seriously he really did use a katana ), but I'm not sure he wields any specific guns
@@hessxpress you want a laugh track with that?
@@isaiahlozano5301 the SMG is supposed to be a HK MP5, there's a higher resolution model of it in the infamous "pump action MP5" cutscene where he pumps the handguard instead of pulling the charging handle.
“I thought Ben was about to drown again”
ALPHA YOU SON OF A
This game needs a song of healing
Alpharad : Is literally playing spongebob with a mother for saken gun
RUclips: Is this spongebob battle for bikini bottom rehydrated?
5:42
That was a real as fuck reaction to shooting bubble buddy unexpectedly.
"Patrick that's a gun."
"Yes"
That's pretty *Jarring*
patrick came to the realization and hes tired of everyones crap
Woopsie that wasn't my clarinet
I kinda wanted him to loot Neptune. I wonder what everyone's loot is
You can download it for free in the description.
Some are
*Divorce papers
*Striped sweater
*Neptune's trident
*Money
*2 gold doubloons
*Chum stick
*Drivers licence
*Eviction notice
I got his trident
“This is Naughty Dogs storytelling”
Well yes but yes
Okay but... is this TLOU 1 or 2 storytelling?
@@pyrocinematics6649 Spongebob didn't forgive Mr Krab in the end
‘if you go to the krusty krab and shoot the guy there, he’s gonna go “my leg”’
*MY LEG*
I love at the last seconds he shoots the snail and the question “did you really just shoot your own pet snail?” And the end credits right after, instead of saying “subscribe!” It says just yes 10:30
Imagine feeling guilty for murdering someone only because they had drip
Relatable
This says a lot about society
@@Justcatc wait does that mean you murdered somebody?
@@bcndooz3294 maybe 👀
@TaxPro Bangalore ummm
Not even a krabby patty could quench Spongebob’s thirst for revenge.
Spongebob indeed has a gun, but Squidward's expression shows more pain than any weapon can inflict.
"Time is the only thing stopping me from seeing Sonic strapped with an M16"
Jacob... that already happened
4:50 that kid just saw SpongeBob kill a god.
I don’t care if it’s “recycling content” or “not original” I need you to speed run this game
He did
@@angelman906 when, i need it
My favorite Spongebob arc was the one where he learned about the 2nd Amendment
“Mr. Crabs, Plankton won’t be bothering us again.”
2:43 I can’t stand Patrick post 2004 movie, yet the echo made the moment feel as haunting as it was morbidly hilarious.
5:05
"Is he just, gonna walk over to the ocean and drown himself"
He says as said NPC is a fish and already in the ocean
It happened in the show sooooo
Alpharad: Plays sponge glock square pants
RUclips: Yep seems like *SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom* to me
Developer: What if next, we have Zelda with a gun?
Zelda: Bullets of the wild.
L I N K with a G U N
The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Gun
The Glock of Time
death of the wild
Skyward Shotgun
“Time is the only thing preventing me from seeing Sonic strapped with an M16.”
So...the Shadow the Hedgehog game where you can assassinate the president?
2:10 honestly, the drop of the music just killed me
Like how spongeboy me bob killed squidward
6:33 As someone currently in Texas I am scared.
Don't let this distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold Spongebob's soul for 62 cents.
This is the true successor to Mr krabs overdoses on ketamine and dies.
One way to cure an addiction
Have you ever wondered... “What if Spongebob had a gun?”
Yes.
E
“What’s stopping you from shooting him?”
“my paycheck”
You get my like
This is what happens after the show gets canceled and the Krusty Krab closes down.
“Time is the only thing preventing me from seeing Sonic strapped with an M16”
*Nobody tell him about the Shadow the Hedgehog game*
"Personally, I wouldn't be caught dead with a gun!"
-an actual deadass quote from Sonic the Hedgehog, 2005
From where?
@@velvetbutterfly Sonic the Hedgehog, 2005.
@@velvetbutterfly shadow the hedgehog, either the first stage or the highway chase
Pocket_Ghost Sonic The Hedgehog is from 2006 so I know it can't be that, so I'm wanting to know which game or comic you meant
@@velvetbutterfly no, the game shadow the hedgehog. From 2005
"patrick that's a bazooka"
"Yes"
"You need a jar-"
*Exploding sound*
2:21 how did Spongebob get blood on his hands by shooting a gun?
Because a bomb fell from a cave grown of the AR-15 of a Mason jar branch
I love how he claims there was no easy way to transition to a Skillshare ad-read after performing a drug bust on Larry, when he is the same person who did a NordVPN ad-read after getting caught murdering Desbug in Among Us.
8:26
What you see vs. what she sees.
I don’t like how well animated this is.
For his neutral-special, he wields the most unoriginal joke.
A *gun*
@@The_Void_Constellation no. *you*
@@cy-bernet-ix maybe I am gun
@@The_Void_Constellation maybe the real gun was the friends we made along the way
forward airieal
“I thought Ben was about to drown again” KILLED ME after Mario
Mr.Krabs basically told spongebob “execute order 66”
8:30
"What you see vs what she sees"
"Time is the only thing preventing me seeing sonic strapped with a M16"
The best parts about watching an Alpharad video
1. Not knowing if a sound effect was edited in
2. Not knowing if they actually predicted something or just went back and recorded after they saw it
Never expected to see a junkie squidward with “Feelin good” playing in the background
“Spongebob died in a drug bust” was the last thing I expected to hear today
For everyone wanting a Sonic but with a gun game, it already exists.
It’s called Shadow the Hedgehog
Mr krabs overdose on ketamine is gone forever now..
Crap just remembered the word I ment to say...cancelled
Why did the jellyfish die like a runescape character.
LMAO
Why did I hear the runsescape death sound
3:39 "I ain't seen nothin'"
1:40 that impression was immaculate
I died at "is this what our parents thought gta was?"
Mr. Krabs ketamine addiction got too serious, so we had to put him down before he hurt anyone else
"What am I?"
"Texas?"
"No, a 𝗻𝗮𝗿𝗰"
" there's got to be a secret in here"
Finds skeleton
Teacher: Final test
The quiet kid: Final day
Everyone in the classroom: 5:23
"Sonic strapped with a m16"
It's called shadow the hedgehog.
7:00 the best joke in the world
Man really whispered “are you ready kids?”
0:47 that jellyfish just fell to its knees, dropped onto its hands, and then collapsed. He died so dramatically.
“And for his Neutral Special he wields a GUN” can classify this video very well
8:40
"YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!"
Me: Trying desperately not to merge the words ‘gun’ & ‘spongebob’
My brain: Gungebob :)
I'll give it a week before he can beat it in like 10 minutes
I honestly thought that Sponge Glock Square Pants was going to shoot himself at the end of the game.
It had that energy
1:53
that actually references a mr krabs ketamine addiction game (i assume)
Mr. Krabs then raised spongebob's salary by 50%.
When SpongeBob doesn't pass his driving test...
SpongeBob is the silent kid that finally had enough
Mr. Krabs is the one person who “being shot between the eyes” is not an issue
I feel like we're one viral video away from these games making the nightly news at this point.
The mission objectives in this are actually wild.
i do like how he goes "time!" when they killed the boss
This man reinventing the youtube meta here. What's next? Kirby with a shotgun? Gun videos are the future.
Sesame Street Mafia
@8:55
Ah yes, the true final boss...
THE GIANT ENEMY...KRAB
It hit in weak points to deal massive damage
"Thieving Bilge rat"
And a danger ping sound...
2 LoL references within 3 seconds of each other? Never thought I'd see it Alpha.
5:58
There are 0 LoL references
Sonic strapped with a gun is already real. Shadow the hedgehog.