I know a lot of you guys won’t see this, but I really just want to grow on YT and I know doing this is not good, but I just wanna ask this once...I just posted a DANK MEME TRAILER and was wondering if you could at least like the video and maybe leave a nice comment ❤️ I appreciate every one of you even the haters 👍
LloydDaBoss I know you are a bot but you don’t want to be a RUclipsr it’s not a good job, get a real job instead of RUclips, your parents would say the same!
Lazarbeam: dreams stressed out when doing his speed runs Dream: 360 kills an iron golem and makes a bet for five dollars to hit a zombie pigman in the nether
As a great man once said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning in isolation and as such can never directly produce the four thousand Newtons force per square centimeter required to break bones.”
Looking back at this video This is the perfect mode every single fake speedrunner needs cause the fact they intentionally cheat at the game, and suck at hiding their cheats, this is a genuine mode designed for those babies who can’t complete the game/speedrun properly
Ender dragon: Used it’s special ability “intimidation” Lazarbeam: countered with “No u” [Ender dragon’s attack wasn’t very effective and killed it self in its confusion]
The king is back
Are you the king?
yup HE IS BACK
how was nightmare mode:)
WadZee WADZEE OMG
Yo what’s up wadzee
You're welcome for being the World Record holder by the way.
ez
Hi
Fundy! Wow
So cool
Hi
Lazar: Finds problem
Also Lazar: There’s a feature I didn’t tell you about
😂😂Smart ol lazar
Good job you got a heart!
Got the lazar heart of approval! I can't even dram of getting it
Lucky, u got a heart from lazarbeam
Read my name
comments: well u need to-
Lannan: well there’s a little feature I didn’t tell ya about
Such an underrated comment
Ikr guy deserves more likes
Saw this as he said it lol
lazar*
How do you get this
insane
insane
Ur insane
insane
Insane
Insane
Its crazy looking back and seeing the world record was more than 20 minutes, and now it is a bit over 7.
Photoshop battles then Minecraft are both back, dreams do come true!
Lights Geek he should try to fight dream lol
Cowmoo YT That would be bullying
Petition to bring back
“G’day g’day ya bloody legends”!!!
my mom said if i hit 100 subs by the end of the month she will let me post videos :( god bless to anyone who helps!!
yeah
thats what every 1 says
drama splash shut up you have Your subs turned off. Also I would like to sign the petition.
Signed
Lazar pls continue the survival series there’s the Nether update now and more dumb sh*t to play around like falling into holes
Yeah! Pls continue your series and take back the Minecraft spotlight
Creeper 2932 yeet
I agree it's so interesting to watch
The base is destroyed
Yes
me: what about monst-
Lannan: *Photosynthesis* takes care of them
Petition to bring back “good day ya bloody legends” >
Check out my latest vid
I know a lot of you guys won’t see this, but I really just want to grow on YT and I know doing this is not good, but I just wanna ask this once...I just posted a DANK MEME TRAILER and was wondering if you could at least like the video and maybe leave a nice comment ❤️ I appreciate every one of you even the haters 👍
And “ BELT THE BLOODY LIKE BUTTON”
LloydDaBoss I know you are a bot but you don’t want to be a RUclipsr it’s not a good job, get a real job instead of RUclips, your parents would say the same!
69 subs before 2021 ? Bot
Dragon: “I will destroy you..”
Lazar: there’s one mod I didn’t tell you about... *no u*
:)
Read my name
That feature is just 10/10 xD, absolutely loved it
yeah that’s what the video said well done
u suck]
Lazar: Kills cow
Cow: Respawns
Me: And they say cats have 9 lives
Cool
CAaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttssssssss
7 lives -_-
@@abasgamer2237 9
Lol
Lazarbeam: “Well theres ONE more feature I didn’t tell you about....
Summons Thanos
(Please have a laugh at my new Podcasts and Pranks)
Summons Rick Astley
copied
Imagine being a big RUclipsr and copying other people’s comments
Aaaaaaaa
Bruh
Petition to bring back “good day ya bloody legends”
It’s gday not good day
Go away bot no one likes you
One sub before 2069 I wasn’t talking to u btw
Yes
Mom can we have dream?
Mom: no we have dream at home
Dream at home:
@Captain Obvious no
@@lnxto1036 he means lazar has more subs
Lol
Nah it’s time to swap that around
What do you mean mom
We know what we need next
“Dream vs Lazarbeam, Dreams redemption” By MrBeastGaming
To the 1 person who is reading this: You are very intelligent and an adorable human being! Stay safe during this pandemic/quarantine💖💙
Yes
1# trending for gaming on youtube
Mrbeast: *ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME*
lol funny
100 Subscribers Challenge no
@100 Subscribers Challenge STOPP
@100 Subcribers Challenge sure
Jarvis am I challenging the challenger
The turtles were like "Was he talking to us."
5:45 lazar talks about following rules LOL
Lazar: *eats cows*
Me: He just broke his Melon diet
LazarLazar should bring back crappy io games
@100 Subscribers Challenge stop
Oh my God ikr
nooooooo
😲
Congratulations on your world record of beating mincraft🥳
I love your videos by the way😎
Good job 👍👍
LazarBeam : baby mode
Bodhi : difficulty mode
Me : **wait, that’s illegal...*
hehe grandpa go brrrr
“Who’s been a TRUE fan of “Lazarbeam” for OVER a year”😇”
“𝗶ᴍ ɢɪғT̶ɪɴɢ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ✪ɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ʟɪᴋᴇs ᴀɴᴅ sᴜʙs ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ" 😄
Yes
Dream: exists
Lazarbeam: I’m bout to end this mans whole career
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 no
IKR DREAM IS SAVAGE😂
Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 why just WHY
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 what
Dead meme.
me tryna do my swimming lesson
the teacher: heres a boat instead
Lol
so true
Lazarbeam 2019: I'm 100% vegan
Lazarbeam 2020: I eat cows
That's a good one
To the 1 person who is reading this: You are very intelligent and an adorable human being! Stay safe during this pandemic/quarantine💖💙
*I hope you have a good day.*
LAZARBEAM HEART
@@kSUBSWITHOUTVIDSCHALLENG-wb9mj nobody cares !!
The world in 2020 before coronavirus hit:
2020: *"there's a feature I didn't tell you about"*
I hope you have an AMAZING day god has a plan for you ❤️🙏
P.S. im so close to 3.5k subs
@@LoganGamings ill sub
MineCrAvenger is first place now with a time of 2m 56s 950ms
Keith Marshall Nobody My channel : the cringiest thing on earth
Logan Gamings Nobody My channel : the cringiest thing on earth
Lazarbeams like Goku:
The more his mullet grows, the more powerful he gets.
Mark Kelton hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaha
Lmfao.
So true
Lol
my mom said if i hit 100 subs by the end of the month she will let me post videos :( god bless to anyone who helps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lazarbeam: It's been 8 minutes and I only have 8 diamonds, it's s little disappointing
Yes that’s what happened in the video
We know we watched the video
Dream: 'Has broken the speedrun record 3 times'
Lannan: *Hold my pacifier, There's a feature I didn't tell you about*
best comment XD
LOL
Best comment ever👍🏼👌🏼
@@meigachasgaming8471 hi
Best comment ;)
Alternative title: Minecraft but basically creative.
Im gonna go end it all so i want to say i love lazarbeam and hope he does great
@@zage932 no please don't you are special your parents love you and your friends pls don't end your life
its creative but its harder
nah its not
@@aerlande4295 nah mine rlly dont
Lazarbeam: Gives Fundy credit and a shoutout.
Fundy: AAY FREE CLOUT!!
True, true bro
( BTW read my name )
Аlуssa -fuск ме- ТАР ОN MY РIС hell no
Nobody:
God: *I see you’re trying to swim, here’s a boat instead*
Something mrbeast would say
Then Jesus just said no, and instead walked on water
@@jokerswild_1174 true
Noahs ark is real
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Lazarbeam: There is a feature I didn’t tell you about
Ok
Ok
Matteololol fg
dead comment
Ok
A True Bloody Legend Sentence Has Been Mentioned At 1:55
@DEVIN HAMPTON you are right
Fundy: has impossible difficulty’s*
Lazarbeam: *chooses baby mode*
Did you expect anything else?
Check out my latest vid
Cool Cal Chicken Bone no you selfpromoter
The Guy YT do you sink your profile pic is cool look at mine lol
The Guy YT your is sick bruh
lazerbeam deserves evrything in life
lazarbeam in regular minecraft: "I AM VEGAN!!!!!"
lazarbeam in baby mode: "Lets just kill some cows in case i get hungry later on."
@Omar Gonzalez Guadarrama when I looked in the replies I got so uncomfortable because of Rita 4 y’o’
Liiars
Enderdragon *exists*
Lazarbeam: “no u”
Guys I’m so close to 1k and it’s my dream💝 so please and thank you! Have a great night
PokéBros I’ll subscribe dude!
Tommy Scully i
PokéBros subscribing now
PokéBros Ight bro
Crainer would love the infinite boats thing
The infinite cows will never ever conquer the melon farm
Edit: wow thank you for this many likes😅
my mom said if i hit 100 subs by the end of the month she will let me post videos :( god bless to anyone who helps~~~~
@@brookeplum6565 ok I'll help
@@narutoletsgoletsgoagain619 Ignore it, it's just a sub begger.
All it takes is a click dude not that hard
And it’s 100 not 100000000
“Dream did his on normal Minecraft, but he’s good at the game. I’m shit.”
*Never before have I been offended by something I 100% agree with*
To the 1 person who is reading this: You are very intelligent and an adorable human being! Stay safe during this pandemic/quarantine💖💙
LOL
I’m just odd😏
You should try hardcore Mode for the meme
dragon: i will detroy you
lazar: no u
dragon: my feeling
dragon has left the game
Its destroy
@@pzzhollo6398 ok? No one cares let him be
@@WesthamWanker I care
@@pzzhollo6398 No it is it's not its
Dream: i am 2nd BEST MINECRAFT PLAYER
Lazarbeam: hold my baby milk
Hes the1st one. The 1st speedruner is fake.
@@smilt_ stfu
@@hidingfromalyssa hes not wrong
domi ka 2 well if it’s still up it’s not fake
Eshaan Bartolay have u never heard of techno blade
Lazarbeam: dreams stressed out when doing his speed runs
Dream: 360 kills an iron golem and makes a bet for five dollars to hit a zombie pigman in the nether
@NYLA ! 24 y.o I WANT SЕЕХ !!! OPEN MY VIDEO !!! stop it get some help
💕💌
my mom said if i hit 100 subs by the end of the month she will let me post videos :( god bless to anyone who help
@@brookeplum6565 stop
He also named his sword p*n*s
baby mode: *exists*
me: HAH this doesn’t even rival the level of easiness that I play on
Literally 99% of you won’t see this God bless you and stay safe and I’m struggling to get 1K ❤️ btw I’m not a bot just to let you know 🤖
JhayFN bruh
JhayFN dont beg for subscribers
I agree jay just stop
creative mode
ok i like how this record acctualy gets beaten later on with no cheating
I’ve realized after growing a mullet he’s started growing a beard
Baby mullet: baby disrespect
Really? Where?
Broooooooo I just noticed
Tumford 3:48here a close up
Memeoid stop. Just stop
I never thought I’d hear him say “Dream” and Fundy” in a video
😂😂Ikr, imagine him trying to end their careers
They are famous now
Read my name
Read my name
@@radiosilent87 bots were always here
its hilarious that the world record now is less than have of this run
Lazarbeam: “You can’t beat Minecraft without diamonds”
Dream: *Casts a nether portal with water and lava in like 2 seconds*
Literally 99% of you won’t see this God bless you and stay safe and I’m struggling to get 1K ❤️ btw I’m not a bot just to let you know 🤖
JhayFN Begone, self promoter!
Lazarbeam: “Well theres ONE more feature I didn’t tell you about....
*Summons Thanos*
XD
Best name ever
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 my guy is committed to getting hate comments lmao
Bro I don’t get this many likes on my vids😂 thank you
Aiden Schmudde ik right
Lazarbeam: You can’t beat Minecraft without diamonds
Literally any pro speedrunner ever: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
That is my name
No u- greatest comeback off all time
Let's just take the Moment to mention that he is playing Minecraft again.
Good discovery
He prob got insanely annoyed by Fortnite (who wouldn't the season is just collabs over collabs)
Thethingcalled Lisa nah he a true gamer he respect all games
Fun fact: during earthquakes coffins turn into maracas
😂
STFU bot
Jesus
Fun fact: older people don’t get shooter jokes because they are aimed at a younger audience
Epic.
*Lazar: wants number 1 trending when playing and gets it for 5 minutes
Also Lazar: Gets it when he is not playing for it*
What do you mean five minutes. He has it right now
@ÌÀmĶevìņB 7 SHUT UP
LOOOOOOOOL
Ernesto Pérez the wizard magic power of the maincra Nobody My channel : the cringiest thing on earth
ÌÀmĶevìņB 7 Nobody My channel : the cringiest thing on earth
“It instantly becomes obsidian instantly.”
-Lazarbeam, 2020
Lol
Fuck this quote format
When do jokes become dad jokes?
When they become apparent.
lol 😐
No! NOOOOO. Whyyyy
Okay Boomer
*slow clappin*
Why are there bots in a reply section
I like how he just waited a couple of seconds before hoping in the portal. When he actually could of got 14:30 instead of 14:37.
At the end too
Those aren’t actual times in the vid
rocrocks he’s saying on the timer that’s running for the speed run so around 9:20 in the video he’s taking about
“When I watch Dream’s speedruns, he’s like, stressed”
Dream: casually talks with Sapnap and hits pigmen for money
my mom said if i hit 100 subs by the end of the month she will let me post videos :( god bless to anyone who helps!! !
@@brookeplum6565 Bot Alert
@@brookeplum6565 stop begging for subs
Can we get lazerbeam to 20 million subscribes before the end of april.
Yessirrrrr
Dragon: I will pulverize you, crush your soul, destroy you until there is nothing remaining
Lazarbeam: no u
*dragon has exited the chat*
Why you so mean😔
As a great man once said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning in isolation and as such can never directly produce the four thousand Newtons force per square centimeter required to break bones.”
Lazarbeam sucks okay he's not that exciting he is dumb okay
M
James Fowler y tho
Ladies and gentlemen, the minecraft king is back
u no first
Why do you have no pfp
CyberWolff he didn’t claim to be first
Ladies and gentlemen, good content is back
Pewds is king
There is also an impossible mode, I’d love if you could try that.
Guys can we all just agree that lazar is the funniest person in the world
When it said “ATTEMPT 1” I said to myself. Right, there’s gonna be al Least 18.
same
100 :)
There's going to be at least 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 attempts
Lazar: “since I’m such a shitter at minecraft”
Fans: Yay old lazarbeam is back!
TEAM WOLF TV do you have subs
Old? I remember when he did an Omegle video as a BLOODY KANGAROO
George Parras he says the old cussing lazar beam is back
@@candicehadley7539 yea stupi
When he plays madden that’s old lazar
Love you lazarbeam your Minecraft series inspired me so much I started my Minecraft channel❤❤❤❤❤
Ya bro
Who else wants him back the minecraft series?
Lazar beam 2019: Gotta be family friendly lazarbeam
Lazarbeam 2020: I am shit at minecraft
2017 demobilized lazarbeam: G’Day you bloody legends
2020 Disney channel lazarbeam: F U C K
As soon as I saw this comment he said that lol it was fate
"no u" the man who made this deserves a medal
Imagine dream playing this mod
@NzProWithMeNz lol
@@lax4359 wuuuuttttt
Uh oh
Hahaha
Me when i come out of denial after losing a match... 1:55
2:50 when he makes a sword, but he can’t actually fight anything because they all die
Mathew Harvey for cows and stuff
@Pathless Claw u don't rlly have to kill the dragon, u can just say no u to the dragon and it dies
*EARLY*
Foot
SAYS A BEGGAR
NOooOo
SAME LOL
dam
Lazarbeam: i don’t have time to waste
Also lazarbeam: he builds a melon farm again
Lol
@100 Subscribers Challenge no
@100 Subscribers Challenge bot
Looking back at this video
This is the perfect mode every single fake speedrunner needs cause the fact they intentionally cheat at the game, and suck at hiding their cheats, this is a genuine mode designed for those babies who can’t complete the game/speedrun properly
Lazar:sits there for 10 second
me: THE TIMER IS GOINGGGG
Imagine dream seeing this and completing mc in only five minutes
Lazarbeam: Posts Mc video
No. 1 trending: aight I give up u can have it
I am too.
Another W upload Tim keep up the Fortnite grind 🐐
Lazar: Its impossible to die
*is nearly starving*
Lannan: "There is another feature I didn't tell you about...
Summons Rick Astley singing never gonna give you up
Underrated
Don't
✔
Lazar: "I can infinitely farm cows. Just like the real world!"
-lazarbeam 2020
ÌÀmĶevìņB 7 no
ÌÀmĶevìņB 7 then threaten me you bot
Lazar makes quarantine better for us
Claim your *here before a million views* ticket here
Here
Yo
How
Yessir
Yeet
Respect for not adding 20 seconds on to the video ✊
RUclips changed it to 8 minutes instead so.....
Imagine dream doing baby mode it would be his first 2 minute video😂
More like 30 seconds
@UCXC6xSEmKCrBAz4YfDzFrLg shut up bot
Nah nah like 00.1 mls
Stolen
Jacken_1 repost
I LOVE LAZERBEAM
“This isn’t cheating it’s just part of the mod”
Literally using baby mode
Yep
( BTW read my name )
@@5ksubscriberswithvideos350 SHUT up
How normal people fire employees: You’re fired.
How Lazarbeam fires employees: Enployeeted.
Ok now *THATS* funny
Noice
facts
You speak fax my guy
@@gucciboyll171 lol
Ender dragon: Used it’s special ability “intimidation”
Lazarbeam: countered with “No u”
[Ender dragon’s attack wasn’t very effective and killed it self in its confusion]
Ended dragon.exe has failed now it dead
Nice name
It's like if he used the uno reverse card on the ender dragon Lmao
Pokèmon gotta
Catch em all
Nooo now Sizzler has the world record with 2 minutes and 31 seconds :( you HAVE to beat it again!
LazarBeam should bring back “good day ya bloody legends”
domarean doesn’t even say it right lol
I love how it says "Completely Legit" on the leaderboard
I love how Lannan plays a game even if it doesn’t give him as many views.
Wdym Minecraft gives him more views than fortnite these days
Dude he literally gets millions of views every Minecraft video
Bruh just check how many views he got on his minecraft series
Well the Minecraft meme Olympics got 7 mil views but his Fortnite videos got 10-16 million so slightly less.
I love Minecraft In fact I’m playing it right now.
lazarbeam #1 minecraft player
Lazarbeam: I’m gonna beat this record
Also him: waits ten seconds staring at the sea