I Worked 100 Jobs ...but They Were All CREEPY

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @RorThor
    @RorThor 7 месяцев назад +2223

    Chapters:
    0:00 Quitting RUclips to become…
    0:15 Retail 🛒
    14:14 Security booth guard 🚗
    28:55 Real-estate agent 🏡
    43:14 Office worker 🖥️
    55:37 Mortuary assistant 🧟
    1:14:13 Fast food employee 🍔
    1:33:31 Office worker ☕️
    1:43:18 Garbage collector 🚛
    1:58:30 Hotel Manager 🐍
    2:08:44 Mail carrier 📮
    2:27:15 Hotel receptionist 🏨
    2:39:55 Ice cream server 🍦
    2:53:37 House sitter 🏠
    3:13:36 Night janitor 🧹
    3:36:51 VHS store employee 📼
    3:57:29 House mover 📦
    4:11:30 Telemarketer 📞
    4:27:08 Door security 🪪

    • @janevdelamen
      @janevdelamen 7 месяцев назад +137

      Bros comment is so useful 😮

    • @dannywaring2834
      @dannywaring2834 7 месяцев назад +54

      @@janevdelamenwas that sarcastic or not😂😂😂

    • @MymelodyandCinnamorollfans
      @MymelodyandCinnamorollfans 7 месяцев назад +116

      Thank u
      /\___/\
      ꒰ ˶• ༝ - ˶꒱
      ./づ~ ♥

    • @wb1073
      @wb1073 7 месяцев назад +34

      NO 5:05

    • @CharliePrice_8
      @CharliePrice_8 7 месяцев назад +58

      Dats 18 not 100

  • @hypernova436
    @hypernova436 7 месяцев назад +2010

    Most people struggling to get a job
    Lauren: works *100* jobs without needing an interview

    • @sumsumgiver27
      @sumsumgiver27 7 месяцев назад +47

      She's just that good ok 💅🏻

    • @williamdewalt2749
      @williamdewalt2749 7 месяцев назад +17

      Yup she's just that good

    • @Trollingggg-x4e
      @Trollingggg-x4e 7 месяцев назад +10

      Yup 👍 😅

    • @iscoolnot888
      @iscoolnot888 7 месяцев назад +20

      Getting hearted by THE bread queen is a literal blessing, so lucky.

    • @hypernova436
      @hypernova436 7 месяцев назад

      @@iscoolnot888 I’m so thankful 🥹

  • @-gLitCh3d-
    @-gLitCh3d- 7 месяцев назад +170

    Time stampssss:
    0:15 retail worker
    14:14 security guard
    28:54 real estate agent
    43:13 overtime office worker
    55:36 mortuary assistant
    1:14:13 fast food worker
    1:33:32 office worker(the 2)
    1:43:19 garbage collector
    1:58:31 no-snake hotel manager
    2:08:43 mail person
    2:27:15 hotel receptionist(the 2)
    2:39:55 ice cream worker
    2:53:37 house sitter
    3:13:36 night janitor
    3:36:51 movie rental worker
    3:57:29 mover
    4:11:30 night office worker(the 3)
    4:27:08 doorman
    Live laugh love Lauren

    • @Darkandlight_together
      @Darkandlight_together 7 месяцев назад +1

      How are you not top😮

    • @Okay.oaky.
      @Okay.oaky. 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@Darkandlight_together someone else commented before them, with timestamps, but still helpful!

    • @markrosenthal1572
      @markrosenthal1572 7 месяцев назад +3

      I remember u from a different video, you are a master at time stamps! 💅💕

    • @Icey46
      @Icey46 6 месяцев назад +1

      Yes live laugh love Lauren

    • @MizzuKazzi
      @MizzuKazzi 6 месяцев назад

      The LLLL

  • @Lil-Boba
    @Lil-Boba 7 месяцев назад +94

    51:30 I NEVER HEARD LAUREN CUSS BEFORE AND IT IS AWESOME.

  • @fionafaherty4147
    @fionafaherty4147 7 месяцев назад +201

    If Lauren ever quits RUclips, she'll have no problem finding a job, clearly.

    • @LILTTLE_DOGGY
      @LILTTLE_DOGGY 4 месяца назад

      Yep!

    • @SILLYSTAR-j5e
      @SILLYSTAR-j5e 3 месяца назад +7

      True but Lauren better not ever, AND I MEAN EVER leave RUclips bc i will cry every night and be driven to murder and get into a mental hospital 😀 (JOKE)

    • @RyleeKay-yz3iv
      @RyleeKay-yz3iv 28 дней назад

      Yay

  • @Vienna818
    @Vienna818 7 месяцев назад +264

    I love how Lauren has killed countless people in her career yet somehow the interviewer still gives her the job! That’s how good she is😂😂😂

  • @Giyuu_Tomiokaa0_0
    @Giyuu_Tomiokaa0_0 7 месяцев назад +159

    Can we appreciate the fact that she forced herself to play these scary af games?

  • @fizzy_faze_dragonz
    @fizzy_faze_dragonz 6 месяцев назад +25

    I love it lol - whenever she’s scared she’ll say “Oh I hate it. Oh I hate it!” And it’s the most hilarious thing!
    Ur awesome Lauren!!

  • @KBux-w9q
    @KBux-w9q 7 месяцев назад +45

    1:13:30
    *denise‘s corpse actually contorting*
    Lauren: Denise?… Denise you’re so flexible! 🫢🤭

  • @iclynnx
    @iclynnx 7 месяцев назад +440

    "HaViNg a MiLd pAnic AtTaCk in the bReAkroOm" is still one of my favorite moments of all Laurenzside history

  • @irotr53
    @irotr53 7 месяцев назад +3404

    Today I am quitting RUclips to work 100 jobs simultaneously

  • @JamesYoungOpus
    @JamesYoungOpus 7 месяцев назад +578

    Employee: Hi ma’am have you ever worked any jobs?
    Lauren: where do I start?

  • @BraxtonQT
    @BraxtonQT 6 месяцев назад +29

    Time Stamps 🎉🎉
    0:00 Quitting RUclips to become….
    0:15 Retail 🛒
    14:14 Security booth guard 🚗🚙
    28:55 Real-estate agent 🏠💼
    43:14 Office worker 🖥️⌨️
    55:37 Mortuary assistant 🧟‍♂️🧟🧟‍♀️
    1:14:13 Fast food employee 🍔🍕🍟
    1:33:31 Office worker 2 ☕️
    1:43:18 Garbage collector 🗑️🚛
    1:58:30 Hotel manager 🐍
    2:08:44 Mail carrier 📬
    2:27:15 Hotel receptionist 🏨
    2:39:55 Ice cream server 🍦🍨🥶
    2:53:37 House sitter 🏡 ❤
    3:13:36 Night janitor 🧽
    3:36:51 VHS store employee 📼
    3:57:29 House mover 📦
    4:11:30 Telemarketer 📞
    4:27:08 Door security 🪪
    How are you feeling?
    💛 Extremely Happy 🎉 (Yippe!)
    💚Normal happy (Good 4 u!)
    🧡Doing better (Happy for u^^)
    💜Recovering (Wish the best!)
    🩵Pretty sad
    💙Very bad! (Oh no!)
    🖤Depressed :(
    Game! Try to find the Q and 0
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Thank you for reading

  • @Preppy_Fall_Things
    @Preppy_Fall_Things 7 месяцев назад +30

    9:54 the "DAMN IT" got me!!

  • @maddiehunter-dz3hz
    @maddiehunter-dz3hz 7 месяцев назад +443

    “I DONT GIVE A CRAP WHERE YOUR BABY IS“ got me laughing so hard😭😂😂

  • @nezza_causewhynot
    @nezza_causewhynot 7 месяцев назад +493

    YAYAYAY!!! SHES WORKED MORE THAN BARBIE!!!!

    • @Azee.Forever
      @Azee.Forever 7 месяцев назад +2

      😂

    • @hypernova436
      @hypernova436 7 месяцев назад +15

      An miss rabbit 😂

    • @Pen636
      @Pen636 7 месяцев назад +5

      No babrbie worked 135

    • @bagelbaII222
      @bagelbaII222 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@Pen636Lauren worked more than that

    • @James_Doyle83
      @James_Doyle83 7 месяцев назад

      Tracy barbie from catfish 😂😂

  • @Cr4y0nE4t3rXD
    @Cr4y0nE4t3rXD 7 месяцев назад +162

    Omg.
    THE MILKMAN FANDOM!!
    “ save a cow, milk a milkman “
    “ where’s the milk?🥛 “
    “ it’s not out yet “

  • @Preppy_Fall_Things
    @Preppy_Fall_Things 7 месяцев назад +22

    9:58 the "WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR BABY" sent me!!!!! 😂

  • @IsaacWolf-ut9fy
    @IsaacWolf-ut9fy 5 месяцев назад +8

    2:12:39
    Rachel: Oh my!! Thank you!! These herbs are perfect for the special tea I'm making!!
    Lauren: What kind of special tea, Rachel?? You gonna, you gonna share it, you gonna share your special tea??? Your special-"Tea"? *Says creepily to Rachel*

  • @Trashproductions2
    @Trashproductions2 7 месяцев назад +318

    Janitor: Gotta sweep sweep sweep

    • @cassiejohnson1901
      @cassiejohnson1901 7 месяцев назад +2

      What do you mean by that?

    • @Trashproductions2
      @Trashproductions2 7 месяцев назад +11

      @@cassiejohnson1901 it’s from the baldi game

    • @KaylaCap_ian
      @KaylaCap_ian 7 месяцев назад +7

      Omg I played that game yesterday for the first time in yearsss

    • @funtimefoxyfan8309
      @funtimefoxyfan8309 7 месяцев назад +2

      🎶sweep sweep sweep sweep🎶

    • @Karmatic_303
      @Karmatic_303 7 месяцев назад +1

      Love your Hsr pfp! My pfp in Hsr is Kakavasha as a young child

  • @Smile-cn7vt
    @Smile-cn7vt 7 месяцев назад +74

    YES I WAS WAITING FOR THIS TO COME !
    "So I'm once again QUITTING RUclips TO BECOME.....EVERYTHING!"
    Yet again she still has not quit RUclips

  • @Lupus9272
    @Lupus9272 7 месяцев назад +28

    I'm so happy you've stuck with the same quality and type of content as you did when I was a little kid. It really makes me happy after seeing how other creators have retired or greatly lowered content quality. Still love your stuff!

  • @marcusmitchell1821
    @marcusmitchell1821 5 месяцев назад +8

    0:15 retail worker
    14:14 Security guard
    28:54 real estate agent
    43:13 overtime office worker
    55:36 mortuary assistant 1:14:13 fast food worker
    1:33:32 office worker 2
    1:43:19 garbage collector
    1:58:31 no-snake hotel manager
    2:08:43 mail woman
    2:27:15 receptionist 2
    2:39:55 ice cream worker
    2:53:37 house sitter
    3:13:36 night janitor
    3:36:51 movie rental worker
    3:57:29 mover
    4:11:30 night office worker 3
    4:27:08 doorman

  • @MoshpitRusty
    @MoshpitRusty 3 дня назад +1

    I LOVE how all her worker jobs all characters she plays has different personalities and I love it. It may have been accidental but I love it either way

  • @TheGoingMerry-1
    @TheGoingMerry-1 7 месяцев назад +395

    LAUREN WHY DO YOU QUIT RUclips SO MUCH

    • @K0ppyTherian
      @K0ppyTherian 7 месяцев назад +8

      FR

    • @katiestgermain1911
      @katiestgermain1911 7 месяцев назад +7

      NoBoDy KnOwSSsSsSSSSssSsSsSs

    • @M4RIO10.03
      @M4RIO10.03 7 месяцев назад +7

      She's got a lot of jobs to do, give her a break 🤣

    • @emily-qg9wy
      @emily-qg9wy 7 месяцев назад +3

      STOP BEING SCARED
      YOU CHOSED
      TO QUIT!

    • @den.svarta.potatisen
      @den.svarta.potatisen 7 месяцев назад +4

      SHE NEEDS TO DO HER JOBS OK!?

  • @dandi-lion38
    @dandi-lion38 7 месяцев назад +103

    When I needed her most
    When I was bored
    And needed something to listen to while work...
    She came.

  • @FirdaousFa
    @FirdaousFa 7 месяцев назад +86

    People:what job do you have?
    Lauren:yes

  • @RaineeRidez
    @RaineeRidez 6 месяцев назад +13

    2:06:41
    “It…” “it was a snek”
    😂😂

  • @kallmeKrazyforKris
    @kallmeKrazyforKris 7 месяцев назад +13

    Hey Lauren, I think the next time you play a scary game you should use a heart rate monitor.
    It's just a suggestion!

    • @adeabajrami8102
      @adeabajrami8102 7 месяцев назад +2

      Yh that would actually be such a good challeng where she had to try and keep her heart rate low.
      Great idea

    • @jayden7859
      @jayden7859 7 месяцев назад +2

      Yea

  • @gabesuniverse5566
    @gabesuniverse5566 7 месяцев назад +48

    the video we've all been waiting for, the next thing we need is Laurens final job the big one the ultimate job that can't be beaten

    • @carmenbuchert9247
      @carmenbuchert9247 7 месяцев назад

      Hmmmmm, what would that even be..??

    • @gabesuniverse5566
      @gabesuniverse5566 5 месяцев назад

      @carmenbuchert9247 maybe queen of the universe? Tho i don't think such a game exists

  • @BloodmoonsVR
    @BloodmoonsVR 7 месяцев назад +29

    Lauren is has been a big part of my child hood, I luv her content!

  • @Brynn-yk6kg
    @Brynn-yk6kg 7 месяцев назад +20

    Lauren, honestly your videos are one of the only things that keep me happy, watching your videos make me feel like I’m in a whole different universe. Thanks so much for being awesome.❤

  • @timestamper101
    @timestamper101 7 месяцев назад +8

    Who needs a real job? When you have the ✨ Internet ✨ I’m sure Lauren has showed you that, she’s over there having a terrifying experience!😊😊😊

  • @ro13swiftie
    @ro13swiftie 5 месяцев назад +6

    28:04 her doing a little song and dance 😂😂😂

  • @panatreeyt8707
    @panatreeyt8707 7 месяцев назад +20

    Lauren: and I think I broke the game!
    Me: no Lauren no….Lauren the game broke you! Don’t you realise?! *sobs* THE GAME HAS BROKEN YOU!

  • @SabrinaCarpenterFangirl
    @SabrinaCarpenterFangirl 7 месяцев назад +25

    Ok but hear me out...
    Sam and Colby + Lauren = amazing collab
    KelsiiDavies + Lauren = amazing collab

  • @RioRio-kv5ww
    @RioRio-kv5ww 7 месяцев назад +14

    Interviews arent needed when it comes to Lauren

  • @Bunnies_13
    @Bunnies_13 6 месяцев назад +80

    Guess who just watched a 4hour Laurenzside video…..ME

    • @Jayleezy70
      @Jayleezy70 5 месяцев назад +4

      MELANIE😍also real loll

    • @LemonnChill04
      @LemonnChill04 5 месяцев назад +3

      ❤love your pfp❤

    • @norahmos1162
      @norahmos1162 5 месяцев назад +1

      Samee

    • @Bunnies_13
      @Bunnies_13 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@Jayleezy70SHES AMAZING

    • @Bunnies_13
      @Bunnies_13 5 месяцев назад

      @@LemonnChill04 TYY

  • @Freakishfur
    @Freakishfur Месяц назад

    Lauren's content always helps distract from the fact that i'm lonley and sad, the perfect amount of spook and silly to keep me going even though my eyes are blurry and my ears are ringing. :D

  • @destonhater1
    @destonhater1 7 месяцев назад +32

    Who loves Lauren as well?

  • @sandiswangqangweni7981
    @sandiswangqangweni7981 7 месяцев назад +7

    Ok Lauren you become EVERY SINGLE EMPLOYEE and I know just keep up the good work

  • @Azee.Forever
    @Azee.Forever 7 месяцев назад +14

    I love snakes. ☹️
    (I’ve watched most of these videos but you still did amazing Lauren 🫶🏼😁)

  • @Finnley19
    @Finnley19 7 месяцев назад +5

    1:40:51 I love how you said "hi" every time the phone said hello.

  • @noahs1860
    @noahs1860 7 месяцев назад +3

    I actually sat down and watched this whole thing. Love you, Lauren!

  • @evesther1789
    @evesther1789 7 месяцев назад +13

    Gonna watch this fully before I go to bed after my tlc show lol hope your having a good Sunday Lauren! ❤😊

  • @LemonBerry-Studios
    @LemonBerry-Studios 7 месяцев назад +13

    Old LaurenZside gives me nostalgia, I watched her since 2017

  • @cbeasto4559
    @cbeasto4559 7 месяцев назад +25

    My dumbass thought the Office Worker would be a regular job, but I then I remembered
    Nothing is normal when watching Lauren

  • @HeyItsPhamone
    @HeyItsPhamone 7 месяцев назад +9

    Lauren out here like the new Trish from Austin and Ally (IYKYK)

    • @LemonnChill04
      @LemonnChill04 4 месяца назад +1

      OMG THIS IS MY FAV COMMENT OF ALL TIME

  • @HaleyNovota
    @HaleyNovota 2 месяца назад +3

    Manager: what jobs have you not worked?
    Lauren: no

  • @Nazz437
    @Nazz437 7 месяцев назад +11

    Lauren:I need a job
    All the jobs she's been:which one of us?

  • @yenny706
    @yenny706 7 месяцев назад +44

    “Today I’m quitting RUclips to work more than Barbie”

  • @Lukeukit
    @Lukeukit 7 месяцев назад +11

    Love you Lauren, your content helps me when im sad, it always makes me laugh ❤

  • @DeadButterflyBand
    @DeadButterflyBand 3 месяца назад +2

    the fact that the game character was actually a single mom that worked 2 jobs made it 10x funnier

  • @HaleyNovota
    @HaleyNovota 2 месяца назад +1

    The only reason why I think she’s the best RUclipsr ever is because whenever something pops up on the screen, he reads it to us instead of us having to pause at the perfect time and also who couldn’t LOVE her channel

  • @Arttastic._.Dragonss
    @Arttastic._.Dragonss 7 месяцев назад +13

    Love you bread queen! Keep up the great work! 💜🍞

  • @cloudfur_on_paws
    @cloudfur_on_paws 7 месяцев назад +8

    Lauren has keep me happy even when I was in my darkest moments 😭❤ I will always respect you

  • @H1N4_N1NJ4
    @H1N4_N1NJ4 7 месяцев назад +9

    Yessss I was waiting for this compilation!! Love your videos Lauren they always make me smile :)

  • @Ilovepink2011
    @Ilovepink2011 6 месяцев назад +4

    I’m sorry I just couldn’t help laughing when the red car falls on the black car in the second video. Also I love the lashes in the 3rd video. 💜

  • @rainbowmoody5996
    @rainbowmoody5996 4 месяца назад +1

    Timestamps
    Sorry bout the unknown game names
    18 jobs from what I counted🌈
    ☁️
    0:15 night of the consumers🪼
    14:14 security booth☀️
    28:54 virtual open house🪸
    43:13 overtime🧚🏻‍♀️
    55:35 the mortuary assistant❤️
    1:14:12 happy’s humble burger farm🌸
    1:33:31 why is office coffee so bad?🎀
    1:43:18 cleaning redville☁️
    1:58:31 no-snake hotel💙
    2:08:42 welcome to helltown🪷
    2:27:15 the elevator🖤
    2:39:55 cuppy’s parlor🩷
    2:53:37 unknown game name🐠
    3:13:36 night janitor⚪️
    3:36:50 vhs store🍄
    3:57:29 unknown game name💜
    4:11:29 unknown game name💀
    4:27:08 that’s not my neighbor 🌼
    Took me 4/5 hours and played TOCA BOCA while watching

  • @FantasyCassie
    @FantasyCassie 7 месяцев назад +12

    Not me realizing I missed this and clicks on the video to see she’s STILL live
    Me: yasssssss time to have nightmares at 11pm at night before school slay 😂
    Edit: the 4 hour premiere has ended time to sleep wish me luck good night 🌙

  • @MymelodyandCinnamorollfans
    @MymelodyandCinnamorollfans 7 месяцев назад +13

    I love how Lauren all most always says that she stopped for 2 for 1 shots before work

    • @Calamity133
      @Calamity133 7 месяцев назад +1

      They are a good deal, though 🥺.

    • @MymelodyandCinnamorollfans
      @MymelodyandCinnamorollfans 7 месяцев назад +1

      I'm not saying that it's bad I'm just saying that it's just funny

  • @Tex_Man1
    @Tex_Man1 7 месяцев назад +10

    IM SO READY!.I love lauren's videos,they make me so happy when I watch the,

  • @MorganRapp-z8l
    @MorganRapp-z8l 8 дней назад

    I just got a surgery and this is making me feel so much better! Keep up the good content Lauren!

  • @V1RTU4LK1DD0
    @V1RTU4LK1DD0 5 месяцев назад +1

    Lyrics:
    See how I circle
    Imaginary mind
    Imaginary lines
    Let the maze of my design carry you on
    Just bumped my head and my face turns purple
    Running through hurdles
    Running in circles
    Trying to escape from this thing that I fear
    Everything seems clear like the end is near
    In the rear
    I can see the beast getting close
    Surrounded by ghosts in a cloud of smoke
    The smoke reeks of failure
    I don't want to fail
    But all the stairwells lead straight to hell
    So I'm jumping trap doors in the floor 'fore they floor me
    Focus on the love and the light right before me
    Walls keep spinning and my path keeps turning
    Patience thinning and my calves keep burning
    Hotter than a furnace
    Suddenly I'm learning
    Maybe I finally reached the point of no return and
    East is North and West is South
    I feel like I'm 'a never get out
    I'm trapped
    See how I circle
    Imaginary mind
    Imaginary lines
    Let the maze of my design carry you on
    See how I fly away (away, away, away, away, away)
    Behind me my ex-girl's chasing me
    In front of me, my next girl's facing me
    Awaiting me
    The light's in my sight but I can't cross these enemy lines
    I'm behind
    I can feel the fatigue but I'm dying to shine
    But the road winds
    I rewind, I rewind
    Got to find a new place to hide for the night
    Will I ever escape
    Boy, I try and I try
    Everybody's watching me
    I'm dying to get out
    In the glass labyrinth, I am the mouse
    See how I circle
    I'm trapped
    I'm trapped
    It's just a game you play
    Here in this labyrinth (I'm trapped)

    • @V1RTU4LK1DD0
      @V1RTU4LK1DD0 5 месяцев назад

      Lyrics:
      All I, all I, all I, all I wanted
      Was a bit of bread
      Mama called me disappointment
      Papa called me fat
      I like it garlic, rye and brown
      Banana, honeybun
      Brioche, focaccia, naan
      Bagel, baguette and croissant
      I like it black and white
      I like it thick and fried
      It's always on my mind
      Bread
      (Bread, bread-bread)
      (B-bread, bread-bread)
      (Bread, bread-bread)
      (B-bread, bread-bread)
      Look at my bakery
      I got some cake, I got flavours
      It's hot and spicy, sweet and savoury
      Bake it, cook it, make it right
      Matzo, pizza make me high
      Sold my mom for piece of pie, bye, bye
      Oh, mamma mia
      That was a bad idea
      Explosive diarrhea
      That gluten's really bad
      But sorry
      Bread makes me kinda horny
      My homies tried to warn me
      I'm celiac and dead
      Bread
      (Bread, bread-bread)
      (B-bread, bread-bread)

    • @V1RTU4LK1DD0
      @V1RTU4LK1DD0 5 месяцев назад

      Lyrics:
      実際の感情はno think!
      気付かないフリ?
      絶対的な虚実と心中
      そうやって減っていく安置
      傷の切り売り
      脆く叫ぶ 醜態
      そんなあなたにオススメ! 最高級の逃避行
      やがて 甘美な罠に 釣られたものから救われる?
      もはや正気の沙汰では やっていけないこの娑婆じゃ
      敢えて素知らぬ顔で 身を任せるのが最適解?
      言葉で飾った花束も 心を奪えば 本物か?
      全てが染まっていくような 事象にご招待
      さらば!
      こんな時代に誂えた 見て呉れの脆弱性イェイイェイ
      本当の芝居で騙される 矢鱈と煩い心臓の鼓動
      残機は疾うにないなっている 擦り減る耐久性イェイイェイ
      目の前の事象を躱しつつ 生きるので手一杯!
      誰か 助けてね
      「あなた段々眠くなる」浅はかな催眠術
      頭 身体 煙に巻く まさか 数多誑かす?!
      目の前で揺らぐ硬貨 動かなくなる彼方
      「これでいいんだ」自分さえも騙し騙しshut down
      「あなた段々眠くなる」浅はかな催眠術
      頭 身体 煙に巻く まさか 数多誑かす?!
      目の前で揺らぐ硬貨 動かなくなる彼方...
      どんなに今日を生き抜いても 報われぬeveryday, yeay-yeay
      もうbotみたいなサイクルで 惰性の瞬間を続けているのだ
      運も希望も無いならば 尚更しょうがねえ
      無いもんは無いで 諦めて 余物で勝負するのが運命
      こんな時代に誂えた 見て呉れの脆弱性イェイイェイ
      本当の芝居で騙される 矢鱈と煩い心臓の鼓動
      賛美はもう意味ないなっている 偽のカリスマ性
      現実を直視しすぎると 失明しちゃうんだ!
      だから 適度にね

  • @stitchboy
    @stitchboy 7 месяцев назад +17

    I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS, keep up the good work hope you, Bobby, Melody, and Dexter are doing ok!
    (My sister's name is Melody 😂)

  • @elyamparan
    @elyamparan 7 месяцев назад +7

    i love your content lauren youve gotten me through so much when i struggle with my anxiety

  • @user-hanna16
    @user-hanna16 7 месяцев назад +9

    Thank u lauren for all your hard work

  • @shannoncrawley8542
    @shannoncrawley8542 Месяц назад

    Lauren can work whatever job you want cause you dont need an interview because you SLAY

  • @kokocore.mp3
    @kokocore.mp3 4 месяца назад +2

    i went to sleep with this playing and i when it was almost at the end, Lauren, you now have a world record for completing (mostly) all of the jobs you’ve worked in under 5 hours!

  • @DanteMikial69
    @DanteMikial69 7 месяцев назад +6

    Lauren has over 100 different job recommendations from all of the amazing work she did at each job😂

  • @Waddles536
    @Waddles536 7 месяцев назад +6

    I love this video. I watched the whole four to five hours. Here are some of my favorites.
    First, I agree that you are the greatest doorman, I mean doorwomen. Even though you let a couple imposters in and died, you got A rank, but still came back and got S rank.
    Second, when you were working with dead I thought the best part was when you kept screaming DENISE! I thought it was funny. Also, that part was the time I had the biggest jump-scare in my life next to my dad!
    Last, the ice cream parlor was the best part in my opinion. I like the part where there was a literal child driving to the ice cream parlor and asking for ice cream and driving back to their home ALONE. Also the other part I liked was the time where there was a family reunion with probably 8 family members in separate taxi cars and all of them wanting ice cream. It was a complete mess and disaster.
    That was almost all my favorites! Hope you can all relate to me and my favorites!

  • @ItsNotFroggy
    @ItsNotFroggy 7 месяцев назад +6

    Shes worked more jobs than Barbie and Mrs Rabbit combined 😂

  • @MynameisJames565
    @MynameisJames565 2 месяца назад +3

    One part I noticed is Lauren said "shit." Idfk why but it made me happy. so very happy.

  • @UrlocalIdioit
    @UrlocalIdioit 6 месяцев назад +2

    Doing my workout while listening to this 😝 love you Lauren 🎀

  • @P3BBLE.L0VES.BARK1NG
    @P3BBLE.L0VES.BARK1NG 7 месяцев назад +9

    Lauren I have a video idea!
    IDEA: you react to the bread song
    Please do this bc I love your vids and the song is so good!

  • @sharrkaloon
    @sharrkaloon 7 месяцев назад +8

    Honestly, who thinks Lauren looks good with curly hair?
    👇🏼

  • @Macie-b2t
    @Macie-b2t 2 месяца назад +1

    4:18:53 the way the entity crab walked away got me😂

  • @jennyandjacobdell7645
    @jennyandjacobdell7645 26 дней назад

    Words can't describe how much i love Lauren 💜

  • @3vi308
    @3vi308 7 месяцев назад +9

    Lauren I actually love ur hair!

  • @honeyb3ll.1
    @honeyb3ll.1 7 месяцев назад +4

    Lauren, you may not see this but you should work as an astronaut if you ever find a game with one- it would make sense for your channel :3

  • @sumsumgiver27
    @sumsumgiver27 7 месяцев назад +9

    We got to love she put this in a long form ❤

  • @hi.698
    @hi.698 7 месяцев назад +2

    these are my favorite videos thank you for putting them in a compilation 🙏

  • @throne_theburningone
    @throne_theburningone 6 месяцев назад

    Fun fact: The Night of the Consumers game was the very first video I saw of you, Lauren! It's crazy how long it has been since then! I love your videos so much! You always make my day!

  • @Gardenfairy101
    @Gardenfairy101 7 месяцев назад +22

    The bread/deer/moth queen is posting

  • @LaylaAnderson-rg4br
    @LaylaAnderson-rg4br 7 месяцев назад +4

    Omg Lauren ur my fav youTuber ever I just want you to see this and I want you to know that I am your biggest fan and I am proud of you🎉

  • @tomaetoma359
    @tomaetoma359 7 месяцев назад +6

    I wish I was as efficient as Lauren is, I could lowkey be a millionaire by now 😂

  • @Hourspookie
    @Hourspookie 7 месяцев назад +3

    I just understood, ive watched every single one! Totally my fav kund of videos by you Lauren❤

  • @Ima_simp_for_husk
    @Ima_simp_for_husk 4 месяца назад +2

    LAURN WHY DO YOU LEAVE US SO MUCH YOU ARE OUR BREAD QUEEN 🍞 🥪 🥖 🥐 🫓🥨🥯🧇🥞

  • @Lbplayz14
    @Lbplayz14 7 месяцев назад +14

    BREAD QUEEN!!!!!! HI LAUREN

    • @CookisxMilkx
      @CookisxMilkx 7 месяцев назад +1

      @DontReadMyPicture93 i got lured by this once lol

  • @FUNLILLY244
    @FUNLILLY244 6 месяцев назад +3

    I love how this is 4 hours long!

  • @aquaticmarble
    @aquaticmarble 5 месяцев назад +3

    uuuuhhhhh no one is talking about the 5th bottle on the bottom row in the store..?
    (6:44)
    I just saw u do what I do when I am trying to remember numbers😂😂😂😂 Just sing them!!🤣🤣

  • @Maddy-g2g
    @Maddy-g2g 3 месяца назад

    I just wanna to say a personal thank you, Lauren for entertain us AND your funny! ❤

  • @C3R34L-d8v
    @C3R34L-d8v Месяц назад

    Yt: 4 hours of Lauren or 4 one hour long eps?
    Me: 4 HOURS OF LAUREN!! NOW!! GIMME! GIMME!!!

  • @MindyplaysMaldivianLuxuryHotel
    @MindyplaysMaldivianLuxuryHotel 7 месяцев назад +4

    I love laurens: Oh god now what

  • @rukikun6
    @rukikun6 7 месяцев назад +4

    4:13 The scream 💀

  • @Your.local.foxo.therian.friend
    @Your.local.foxo.therian.friend 7 месяцев назад +10

    *WHO. LOVES LAUREN?? (This my font*

  • @Kateoz_studioX4563
    @Kateoz_studioX4563 4 месяца назад +2

    *Lauren just taking notes* Bobby: what are u doing - Lauren: taking notes - Bobby: oh abt what? *Lauren looks down at her book random demon-bread writing she looks back up* just bread Bobby: oh oka- wait wah

  • @hannah_plays1351
    @hannah_plays1351 5 месяцев назад +2

    Y’all how many times did she quit RUclips?
    (Your welcome lauren now everyone has a reason to watch the 4 hour video😊)

  • @Ariatv12
    @Ariatv12 6 месяцев назад +3

    Her face when Jeremy came is so funny 😂

  • @Lorelai_books
    @Lorelai_books 5 месяцев назад +2

    "Nice booty Josiah...." lauren said creepily😂😂😂