Making a Gregg's Vegan Sausage Roll - Marek Makes A Meal of It

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @jamesroutley3452
    @jamesroutley3452 4 года назад +60

    Why aren't you on Taskmaster Marek? Seriously... Have a word...

    • @clamstermcwinkle2514
      @clamstermcwinkle2514 4 года назад +6

      James Routley the amount of times I’ve shouted that at the telly is ridiculous.

  • @georgec2894
    @georgec2894 4 года назад +16

    Fantastic! A new episode of Marek Makes a Meal of It! An event like this fully deserves both a premiere and a 3-day early warning for loyal subscribers to build their anticipation!

  • @NiobiumThyme
    @NiobiumThyme 2 года назад +1

    Cooking is all about motivated ingredients. Professional chefs can study for years to realize that simple fact. You Sir are a natural.

  • @evegasse6999
    @evegasse6999 4 года назад +14

    "If it was the end of the world, I wouldn't be adversed to eating this in those circumstances." I think we can call this a success!

    • @marekl
      @marekl  4 года назад +2

      Exactly Eve.

  • @Devine925
    @Devine925 4 года назад +3

    One of the most under rated performers of the decade, I think your brilliant and I love this content, because in reality your doing what 99.9% of home chefs do. It's brilliant.

    • @marekl
      @marekl  4 года назад +3

      Thanks dude.

    • @Devine925
      @Devine925 4 года назад +1

      Does this mean we are friends now? I can pump the soap whilst you was your hands like a scene from ghost 👻👻😂😂😂😂😂👐👐👐

  • @ollysimpson1490
    @ollysimpson1490 4 года назад +3

    I hope they still teach the kids about meat dissipation in school. Oh and I fully agree with the comment about you being on taskmaster we need more Marek on tv!

  • @stuarthelmn3699
    @stuarthelmn3699 4 года назад +12

    Colour matching is a very underrated way of cooking

    • @marekl
      @marekl  4 года назад +3

      There'll be a culinary revolution/revulsion soon.

  • @lucyinwonderlandart
    @lucyinwonderlandart 4 года назад +3

    "A pensioners arm" I literally choked on my Lucozade 🤣🤣

    • @marekl
      @marekl  4 года назад +1

      Come on. It does look like one.

    • @rudimentaryganglia
      @rudimentaryganglia 4 года назад

      It does

    • @egglad3935
      @egglad3935 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@marekl We need more "Marek makes a meal of it" to feed our insatiable hunger :(

  • @moomoosnmummy
    @moomoosnmummy 4 года назад +3

    That's really made me smile- thank you! Also- bloody close!

    • @marekl
      @marekl  4 года назад +3

      It was almost perfect.

  • @canoebadour
    @canoebadour 4 года назад +3

    Haha. Laughed out loud at the end result. Love it.

    • @marekl
      @marekl  4 года назад +3

      This cooking video is deadly serious.

  • @kellyjay48
    @kellyjay48 4 года назад +3

    Really happy that Marek makes a meal of it is back, love it!

    • @marekl
      @marekl  4 года назад

      Thanks Kelly.

  • @adamoliver82
    @adamoliver82 4 года назад +2

    I laughed out loud whilst on my own loads of times during this episode. Can't wait until next year!

    • @marekl
      @marekl  4 года назад

      Only another 11 months of isolation.

    • @adamoliver82
      @adamoliver82 4 года назад

      @@marekl bring it on, I think I was a hermit in a past life.

  • @noahrussell2043
    @noahrussell2043 6 месяцев назад +1

    Just discovered this series! High time to bring it back, I think! I would suggest hotdogs, fish fingers, trifle, Jaffa cakes, snickers bar, doughnuts, ramen/pot noodle or a cereal of some sort, like shreddies

  • @janecarter6994
    @janecarter6994 4 года назад

    I've waited just over a year for this. The ultimate seasoning skills, counting skills, measuring skills (half a scrape), hand washing skills, such confident cooking. Delightful. Greggs should be very scared.

  • @LeeHutchingsdrumsUK
    @LeeHutchingsdrumsUK 3 года назад +1

    Worth a try. 10/10 👍

  • @RioRav
    @RioRav 4 года назад +2

    You can't believe how relieved and happy I am to see that you still suck at something! Phew, was really getting worried for a bit. Love you!

    • @marekl
      @marekl  4 года назад +1

      Wait till you see my next painting.

    • @RioRav
      @RioRav 4 года назад

      @@marekl * waits *

  • @JagBetty
    @JagBetty 3 года назад

    I used to make my own sausage rolls ! Great effort.😎👍

  • @jonnywdf1
    @jonnywdf1 4 года назад +2

    Sat in a maternity ward in my volfsball t shirt with my wife having contractions early labour. Been given a row due to laughing so much. Cheers Marek.

    • @marekl
      @marekl  4 года назад +1

      Good luck to you both. xxx

  • @RetroRatz
    @RetroRatz 4 года назад

    Great attempt, made my mouth water! Looked good 😁

  • @oz25
    @oz25 4 года назад

    Thanks for the cooking tips xxx

  • @TravellingTorunn
    @TravellingTorunn 2 года назад +2

    I stumbled upon this episode, and have been laughing for 15 minutes 😅 You have a fantastic way with words and this was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

    • @marekl
      @marekl  2 года назад +1

      Thanks cool dude

  • @ballconei4879
    @ballconei4879 4 года назад +3

    I can't wait.
    Seriously I can't wait.
    I was over indulged as a child and it's left me with serious need issue's.

  • @SlingdadDom
    @SlingdadDom 4 года назад +3

    Best yet.

    • @marekl
      @marekl  4 года назад +3

      It was almost better than the original if you had no tongue or taste buds and liked cardboard.

  • @prodslerix8597
    @prodslerix8597 4 года назад +1

    Why this show isn’t done on a regular basis is just beyond me

    • @marekl
      @marekl  4 года назад

      It's at my mates house in Cardiff and it costs me £80 on the train to get there.

    • @prodslerix8597
      @prodslerix8597 4 года назад

      Marek Larwood ahh right.... what if I pay for the travel. Could you do it more often?

    • @marekl
      @marekl  4 года назад

      Not really alas, a nice benefactor from Sweden helped me out this time. But it is my friend Paul who does all the editing and work on cameras so I don't really want to impose. You're stuck with painting videos.

  • @jameshutchinson367
    @jameshutchinson367 Месяц назад

    Paxo stuffing makes a good filling for a vegan sausage roll.

  • @PowderedCowsMusic
    @PowderedCowsMusic 4 года назад +1

    Mmmm. Hot sludge. My favourite. Looks like crab paste 🦀. The spread I mean, not some kind of downstairs ointment

  • @KNic0lson
    @KNic0lson 4 года назад

    I am sorry Marek, I am weeing myself laughing. That was very impressive colour match. I hope you didn't hurt your fingers too bad. Thank you for being a sunbeam of delight.

  • @Vurtonable
    @Vurtonable 4 года назад +1

    You really made a meal of it. Well done!

    • @marekl
      @marekl  4 года назад

      Come on. If you left it for a couple of days it's probably delicious.

  • @zw9452
    @zw9452 4 года назад +3

    Can’t bloody wait

  • @PaintballMagazine
    @PaintballMagazine 4 года назад +3

    Yes! Do you do deliveries?

  • @FluxMarsh333
    @FluxMarsh333 4 года назад +2

    Thanks, dude, great to see something funny right about now. Great ideas for leftover stockpiled food, or an idea to stretch the food out by making a nutrient paste which will be easier to ration in the apocalypse.

  • @puddindancer
    @puddindancer 2 года назад +1

    :)

  • @ChefBuckRecipes
    @ChefBuckRecipes 4 года назад +6

    nice...as a semi-professional cook, I'm in awe

    • @marekl
      @marekl  4 года назад +1

      Thanks. I may need a job soon.

  • @tinasmalley-craig4443
    @tinasmalley-craig4443 4 года назад +1

    "If you can't find any tofu, punch a hole in your own wall and rip some insulation out..." hahahahahahahahaha......it might taste better hahaha

  • @Group51
    @Group51 4 года назад +2

    Well Marek, some think it IS the end of the world, so this is a perfect recipe! 👌🏾

  • @timprice1106
    @timprice1106 4 года назад +4

    I would go down to the supermarket to get some ingredients to play along at home but there is sod all left Marek

    • @marekl
      @marekl  4 года назад +3

      Luckily I filmed this on Thursday 12th. We can only dream of supermarket shelves like that now.

  • @AnxietyAddict
    @AnxietyAddict 4 года назад +3

    I give this vegan sausage roll 8/10 hungry pigeons. Will you be painting this one?

    • @marekl
      @marekl  4 года назад +2

      The painting would probably taste better than the roll.

  • @myoldreteacher
    @myoldreteacher 4 года назад +2

    Hot sludge just about describes it... Great video.

    • @marekl
      @marekl  4 года назад +1

      Textured hot sludge if you please.

  • @EvigPint87
    @EvigPint87 4 года назад +5

    Can you make a video showing how to make toilet paper edible? I have bought enough toilet paper for this year, but unsure how to cook it.

    • @marekl
      @marekl  4 года назад +6

      To be honest most of the stuff I cook tastes like toilet paper. So I can only make a video on how to turn normal foods into toilet paper.

    • @EvigPint87
      @EvigPint87 4 года назад +1

      @@marekl Toilet roll sausage rolls then..

  • @ConnorPratchett
    @ConnorPratchett 4 года назад +5

    You should be a professional chef with the measurements you’re using! Half a scrapes worth 😂 love this video!

    • @marekl
      @marekl  4 года назад +4

      Finally some respect.

    • @ConnorPratchett
      @ConnorPratchett 4 года назад

      Marek Larwood you deserve all the respect!

  • @hemedia7082
    @hemedia7082 4 года назад +1

    I bet that tastes better than anything you'll get from Greggs! Onions have always got something to prove lol. Always wash your hands!

  • @SlingdadDom
    @SlingdadDom 4 года назад +1

    Wahoo. Will happily give in to the existential terror and panic of Corona after this video.

  • @mammosaurus
    @mammosaurus 4 года назад +2

    🥰

  • @WeaponCollector
    @WeaponCollector 4 года назад +4

    Change the title to Emergency Corona Isolation Food and you'll be laughing all the way to the bank Marek!
    p.s they do look like best hand warmers ever made though, warm hands and the smell of cooked "food".

    • @marekl
      @marekl  4 года назад +1

      This could make me my millions.

  • @TheChunder3
    @TheChunder3 3 года назад

    Marek, your humour is leg.

  • @munkeypants1
    @munkeypants1 3 года назад +1

    I laughed so much at this its not safe for me. Thank goodness you only make one of these every 10-11 months. Stay cool, dudes

    • @marekl
      @marekl  3 года назад +2

      Thanks cool dude. I film them with my mate in Wales as his kitchen is perfect for it. Hopefully do another one soon.

  • @williamramskill5488
    @williamramskill5488 4 года назад +1

    Hope we don't have to wait another year, might not live that long.

  • @AidanCadogan
    @AidanCadogan 4 года назад

    Man, Claire Saffitz looks different

  • @tonylawlor8833
    @tonylawlor8833 4 года назад

    Get a decent blender, Hot, Hot, Hot.

  • @squalloogal
    @squalloogal 4 года назад +2

    Keep washing those hands...the backs of your hands and between your fingers. Good luck during Armageddon

    • @marekl
      @marekl  4 года назад +1

      You too x