No you didn't. You saw it on tiktok like a brainless drone and repeated it here thinking none of the millions on earth would call out your horseshit lies.
I was running a stone company back in the 90's and we purchased newly blasted granite. We had just hired a huge young lad for his strong back, and when I was leaving the quarry to a job site, I told him to watch for rock worms. He asked, "What's a rock worm?" So, I showed him the drill hole in a huge chunk of granite that was there from the blasting. I told him that a worm that can chew a prefect hole in granite will chew off his leg. He was terrified. After work on Friday, the whole crew was there having beers and he told the crew that he was feeling pretty lucky after his first week at work because he still hadn't seen a rock worm.
Driving to site (doing 80km/h) i asked my helper to check the wind direction, he stuck his head out the window and said "its coming from right infront of the truck"
I just had one of these the other day. My apprentice noticed all the bug splatter on the front of my scissor lift that was recently delivered.... "whoa, I didn't think these things went that fast, but check this out!" He was serious lol
Pullin on a chainfall, sometimes you grab the wrong side of the chain (it's a continuous loop) and my partner said, "they should just spray paint green and red for up and down so you know which direction your pullin"
I'm a Power engineer, and one time we had a summer student who was taking mechanical engineering at university and said that Power engineers aren't real engineers, and you have to get up pretty early in the morning to pull one over on a professional engineer. So I had him hauling plastic barrels with a broken pressure gauge that was at 1400 PSI, told him it was super heated steam and he needed to take it down to the lab as fast as possible before it condensed. On the third trip to the lab he called upstairs to the control room and said there has to be a better way because it takes too much time to get to the lab and the guys in the lab keep telling him that it's condensing. And I asked him what time it was and he said it was 11:30, and I replied "funny that's not very early in the morning now is it" 😏
One guy thought the temperature with "wind chill" was actually the temperature with "wind shield". He thought temperature with "wind chill" was actually the temperature of your windshield outside. He still believes this.
This isn't on the job but in junior high school. All the guys were looking in the girls change room when the door opened during gym class. The teacher took the whole class into the girls change room to show the guys there was nothing to see in their I guess. Anyway there was a machine on the wall with a dial that I thought was a cigarette machine. So I asked "why doesn't the cigarette come out all crumpled up". Thunderous laughter was immediate and even the teacher couldn't stop laughing. It was a tampon dispenser! I guess that's what happens when you live with your dad after a divorce. You learn nothing of the woman parts except hearing your mom was an evil cunt lol. It was a great lesson in learning to keep your mouth shut until you figure shit out for yourself first.
I sent a kid to the welding supply house for arc oil once. And called my buddy down there and said tell you’re out but they have some at the other location over an hour away. We had a quiet afternoon in the shop that day. I also sent the same kid to steel supply house for a brass magnet. He figured that one out quicker
I always like hearing these stories about new guys keep them going! A friend of mine was running a propane line on top of a dairy with a new helper. They were short like a foot, told the new guy to get a pipe stretcher from the pickup with the dairy manager right next to them. They drank beer on the roof for over an hour laughing at the newbe dog around the pickup. The guy that owned the dairy pulled up asked if it was done and then the new guy said no I'm getting the pipe stretcher. Dairyman got pissed everyone else laughed their ass off!
I saw a foreman ask a green guy for that and we were running pvc conduit. The kid came back with two chainfalls, two nylon slings and a tiger torch. I couldn’t help myself but laughter and took the green guy out for beers
Had a new guy out of highschool, we were changing dies on a press and he was pulling and pulling on the wrench and couldn't get the bolts to turn so I told him to turn the wrench the other way, guy flips the wrench end for end and keeps pulling the same way
I managed a shop and was starting an interview with a guy for a mechanic job. I said tell me something about yourself. First thing he said, “Well, I failed level one”. I hired him because of his honesty. And he turned out to be a good employee. Lol
I gave a greenhorn a grease gun with instructions to lube every bearing on the machine where the zerk fittings were. I came back after a while and every bearing had what looked like red high temp cake decorator icing around the outside of each race. I just handed him the shop rags and greased the damn machine myself.
Okay...that's pretty dumb. Even if you didn't know how the fittings work...how the hell does someone figure that grease outside a bearing will help it? Good god lol
The guys got me with calling up the parts shop asking for a can of compression. Buddy on the other end told me to go back and ask if they wanted the blue or the red can. I'm the idiot.
While on a road trip, I saw a sign called Assiniboine Drive., and asked my Late Husband, "Why would they name a road..Ass in bone?" He almost drove off the road while laughing at me.
@@keithjanzen9657 Lol...Thank you.!!! I honestly thought I was the only person who could be that dumb. Although years ago my friends dog had puppy's and she handed me a puppy and said they just ate they need to be burped. So I proceeded to pat and pat this puppy trying to get it to burp. **I Guess I might not be the only dumb and gullible person on the planet...but this SK Woman with a cat, is definitely still on the list. 👋😹💨
My oldest son is red-green color blind. He sent some guys with a fork truck to get some pipe with a blue tag on it. After about 15 minutes they had not come back with the pipe. He went out to see what the malfunction was. They were wondering around still looking for the pipe. He found it quickly and pointed to it and said that was the pipe that he needed. They told him that it was a purple tag. My son explained that he only knows three colors, red, green, and blue and that he is red-green color blind so they are pretty much fucked when he sends them for pipe.
Buddy hit the emergency shit down button at a gas plant. They told us it costs them 1000 bucks a minute. Said holy fuck. You aren’t getting a paycheque for a while. The kid turned white.
Green hands on site. Or “gophers” when helping I would tell them to go ask the boss for a few tools. “Left handed pipe wrench, pipe stretcher and the best being a “cuddle””. Well new summer kid walks in to a site meeting and asked the boss for a cuddle. (Cause we needed to get two pipes closer to fit thru some core holes) Boss gets up and hugs the kid and tells him there now go get your ass to work! Site foremen nearly pissed themselfs laughing. And hugs abound throughout the next few months as well as “show me on the doll where the man touched you it’ll be OK”. They don’t pay workers comp for STUPIDITY yup quoted myself
I trained-hired and fired people at a detail shop in Edmonton (Derrick Dodge). my favourite was sending the new guy for a can of steam cleaner steam from the parts dept fun fact--usually the guys that fell for it ended up being good workers while the others moved on quick love the show-peace
We were working on an esso site as sub contractors and there was a French dude on our crew. Beebo was his name but we called him booboo. We were pulling pipe bundles from a bunker and one of the guys told booboo to go grab a sky hook. 30 minutes later the guy returns and he points in the sky at a fucking helicopter flying in with its cable out and a hook on the end. Expensive mistake
Was in the northern Nevada gold belt country building a new gold mill with 3 units, the first unit had started into production, me and a helper were up in a pipe rack fairly high up one day and could see the haul trucks coming from over the hill down to the mill, one after another. The helper was staring watching the trucks in awe and asks me “what are those truck’s for”? I said “they’re hauling the gold ore in” the helper looks confused for a bit and then says “huh.. there must be a gold mine nearby”….
Working in the oilfield fracking we would tell chem operators that would “get a strap on that acid tank” meaning put a ruler into the tank n measure how much acid is left. We would have the new guys take their measuring stick n “get a strap on all those portajohns” so we would know if we needed to call the cleaning company. Almost every time they’d come out of the shitter with a blue stick, some shit paper, n some sludge on the end of their ruler n call out something along the lines of “17 inches on the first portajohn”
my dad had a hired hand on the farm and he told him to go water the pigs and my dad went out and saw the hired hand hosing down the pigs with the water hose instead of giving them water to drink
When I started landscaping when I was 18-19 I was on a job building retaining walls up the side of this mountain with concrete keystone blocks. My foreman asked me to go get the “block stretcher” so I went all over site asking everyone where the block stretcher was. After asking like 10 people someone finally laughed & told me hey bro block stretchers aren’t real lol. You can’t stretch a concrete block 😂 haha I still laugh about it to this day 😂
I was a greenhorn and walked out onto a drilling floor of a Cactus rig and the motor hand looks at the stud roughneck and the derrick hand, points at me and says, "Who's this?" The stud roughneck says, "the green guy." With look of total disgust he says, "Fffff, I hate free guys." I said , "buddy, I'm standing right here." Then he looks at me with total sincerity. "Oh, hey, don't take it at all personal, I hate every green guy." Not my stupid comment, just green on that rig.
Uncle hack,when I started in construction my first day one of the ol bricklayers sent me for bubble oil cause his level was running low..fak me I was up and down bound and bent I was gonna come back with the said bubble oil haha,37 guys later every trade on the job site..it was a fine day and taught me a lesson cheers from down in pei
I once was told by my employer to take this frier unit through the wash to get it cleaned up to work on because it was from a fast food joint. So I went ahead and took it through the automatic car wash with it sitting in the box. Truck was spotless. Lol i don't know wtf I was thinking. Looked pretty dumb hahaha. They meant use the spray wand.
New viewer. LMAO After 40 plus years in the trades. It is too easy to Fuck with Todays Newbees. Now a days, “A hurt feeling report” is written up,as most are so emotional or sensitive with thin skin. I was called to the office, a few times, for a Scolding. They would rather get paid to PLAY with their phones rather than learn, have some fun, or man up. Time to retire. I don’t understand the language and I don’t see the common sense anymore.
Powerwashing and the kid was sitting cross legged in the dirty water draining away, getting new guys to collect air samples, looking for parts that dont exist at the counter.
In 9th grade (that's grade 9 for you bhads up there) I told the wood shop teacher that I cut my cabinet side board too short. He says, "go ask that advanced student over there to show you the wood stretcher". I did. They laughed.
My Derrick hand once said he was a simple man, but then my push points at and he said your not simple see that guy he is just look at him laughing and smiling, that’s simple.lo
@@DefianceOrDishonor well they don't need roughnecks to have brains lol, so long as your driller is mostly intelligent and your push is intelligent your all good
I had to put tile in and one of the walls was like an inch and a 1/2 out. So all the cuts had to be scribed in. so I mark em out and number them one through 10. My helper goes and cuts em brings em back and asks. Wich one do you want first?
I sent a boy to the superintendent truck to get the 4 foot level out of the glove box he went over opened the door and starts rummaging through the glove box that superintendent lost his fuxxing mind and 😂I had to calm him down he was gonna fire that boy it was fucking hilarious
I used to be a software phone guy and an old lady called up and said how do I turn this thing on. It appeared her laptop was still in the box cuz she just bought it that day. I said Ma'am it appears you have an ID10T issue and transferred her to hardware
Field supe told green hand to stack blocks behind the pipe skid. He proceeded to stack them one on top of the other, buddy was wondering what the fuck was taking him so long he goes back there and he’s trying to balance this 6 foot high stack of blocks 😂🤦♂️
A guy from Rimby hit my hand with a sledge and broke a bone. I asked if I could go to see the medic. He looked at me and said slowly.....if ya can't work the next to weeks with a broke hand bud , you should be in a differnt line of work. I liked the guy he told me where to get a good flank steak.
Drilller asked me to wash out the water tanks with the wash gun after we emptied the tanks. It wasn’t until I was about to grab the wash gun that I realized nothing would come out of it because we just drained the water tank.
The best ever was a Guy named Simon and he asked Dave and I "How many inches were in 4 feet". He was fresh out of Trade-School too! A nice guy but in the end he just had to go.
For the guy who asked about workers comp. 20 mins...maybe less if you can get injured faster. Not proud, but I may have gotten workers comp in 20 mins lmfao
Hack here is on i work on the railway i was young the Vet track man told me to get the Track Stretcher i went to my foreman to ask where it was my foreman Said Dumby there was No Track Stetcher
Driving to site (doing 80km/h) i asked my helper to check the wind direction, he stuck his head out the window and said "its coming from right infront of the truck"
I once told the new guy on his first day at work that "the boss will buy you lunch on your first day so go tell him your order" and he friken did it
That is awesome 😂
No you didn't. You saw it on tiktok like a brainless drone and repeated it here thinking none of the millions on earth would call out your horseshit lies.
I was running a stone company back in the 90's and we purchased newly blasted granite. We had just hired a huge young lad for his strong back, and when I was leaving the quarry to a job site, I told him to watch for rock worms. He asked, "What's a rock worm?" So, I showed him the drill hole in a huge chunk of granite that was there from the blasting. I told him that a worm that can chew a prefect hole in granite will chew off his leg. He was terrified. After work on Friday, the whole crew was there having beers and he told the crew that he was feeling pretty lucky after his first week at work because he still hadn't seen a rock worm.
Who pulled down their pants and told him what a rock worm really is? Oh yea so damn muscle bound prob homophonic
😂😂😂
Driving to site (doing 80km/h) i asked my helper to check the wind direction, he stuck his head out the window and said "its coming from right infront of the truck"
This might be my favourite one yet
I just had one of these the other day. My apprentice noticed all the bug splatter on the front of my scissor lift that was recently delivered.... "whoa, I didn't think these things went that fast, but check this out!"
He was serious lol
Lmao that's a good one!
“How long do you have to work on the job before you can collect workers compensation?” Is an amazing quote
Uncle Hack hasn’t watched Fubar 2 (or Fubar) clearly. Makes him kind of a hack Albertan.
Gotta call it out; "fuckin pussy!"
Hahaha! No place on the job for that nonsense.
Funny comment tho.
Pullin on a chainfall, sometimes you grab the wrong side of the chain (it's a continuous loop) and my partner said, "they should just spray paint green and red for up and down so you know which direction your pullin"
I'm a Power engineer, and one time we had a summer student who was taking mechanical engineering at university and said that Power engineers aren't real engineers, and you have to get up pretty early in the morning to pull one over on a professional engineer. So I had him hauling plastic barrels with a broken pressure gauge that was at 1400 PSI, told him it was super heated steam and he needed to take it down to the lab as fast as possible before it condensed. On the third trip to the lab he called upstairs to the control room and said there has to be a better way because it takes too much time to get to the lab and the guys in the lab keep telling him that it's condensing. And I asked him what time it was and he said it was 11:30, and I replied "funny that's not very early in the morning now is it" 😏
when did you graduate? let me have your part B textbook lol
@@MagicButterz I don't think the SAIT textbooks from 1997 will help you 🤣
@@elmartillo7931 I'm doing it at SAIT too lol
@@MagicButterz and I just took early retirement hahaha
One guy thought the temperature with "wind chill" was actually the temperature with "wind shield". He thought temperature with "wind chill" was actually the temperature of your windshield outside. He still believes this.
This isn't on the job but in junior high school. All the guys were looking in the girls change room when the door opened during gym class. The teacher took the whole class into the girls change room to show the guys there was nothing to see in their I guess. Anyway there was a machine on the wall with a dial that I thought was a cigarette machine. So I asked "why doesn't the cigarette come out all crumpled up". Thunderous laughter was immediate and even the teacher couldn't stop laughing. It was a tampon dispenser! I guess that's what happens when you live with your dad after a divorce. You learn nothing of the woman parts except hearing your mom was an evil cunt lol. It was a great lesson in learning to keep your mouth shut until you figure shit out for yourself first.
"Good thing you have a strong back young man" ouch
Left out what's between the ears part.
I sent a kid to the welding supply house for arc oil once. And called my buddy down there and said tell you’re out but they have some at the other location over an hour away. We had a quiet afternoon in the shop that day. I also sent the same kid to steel supply house for a brass magnet. He figured that one out quicker
I always like hearing these stories about new guys keep them going! A friend of mine was running a propane line on top of a dairy with a new helper. They were short like a foot, told the new guy to get a pipe stretcher from the pickup with the dairy manager right next to them. They drank beer on the roof for over an hour laughing at the newbe dog around the pickup. The guy that owned the dairy pulled up asked if it was done and then the new guy said no I'm getting the pipe stretcher. Dairyman got pissed everyone else laughed their ass off!
I saw a foreman ask a green guy for that and we were running pvc conduit. The kid came back with two chainfalls, two nylon slings and a tiger torch. I couldn’t help myself but laughter and took the green guy out for beers
@@fcknspaulding6958 That's like the bucket of steam dude. Kudos.
Had a new guy out of highschool, we were changing dies on a press and he was pulling and pulling on the wrench and couldn't get the bolts to turn so I told him to turn the wrench the other way, guy flips the wrench end for end and keeps pulling the same way
I managed a shop and was starting an interview with a guy for a mechanic job. I said tell me something about yourself. First thing he said, “Well, I failed level one”.
I hired him because of his honesty. And he turned out to be a good employee. Lol
I hope the guy that got the steam in a bucket got a raise haha
I gave a greenhorn a grease gun with instructions to lube every bearing on the machine where the zerk fittings were.
I came back after a while and every bearing had what looked like red high temp cake decorator icing around the outside of each race.
I just handed him the shop rags and greased the damn machine myself.
I had a guy pump the grease out first then just rub it on the grease nipples. Told him to go take coffee break and did it myself
Okay...that's pretty dumb. Even if you didn't know how the fittings work...how the hell does someone figure that grease outside a bearing will help it? Good god lol
The guys got me with calling up the parts shop asking for a can of compression. Buddy on the other end told me to go back and ask if they wanted the blue or the red can. I'm the idiot.
blip at 2:32 says "greetings pauser, if you were able to stop at this point. then you should know these are paid actors"
"hey bud, run to the truck and get the brick stretcher"
While on a road trip, I saw a sign called Assiniboine Drive., and asked my Late Husband, "Why would they name a road..Ass in bone?" He almost drove off the road while laughing at me.
I picked up a load in the U.S. that was going to Assiniboine SK and the shipper said the exact same thing.
@@keithjanzen9657
Lol...Thank you.!!!
I honestly thought I was the only person who could be that dumb.
Although years ago my friends dog had puppy's and she handed me a puppy and said they just ate they need to be burped.
So I proceeded to pat and pat this puppy trying to get it to burp.
**I Guess I might not be the only dumb and gullible person on the planet...but this SK Woman with a cat, is definitely still on the list.
👋😹💨
I had a customer at Assiniboine Community College.
Ass in bone ! Still laughing!
My oldest son is red-green color blind. He sent some guys with a fork truck to get some pipe with a blue tag on it. After about 15 minutes they had not come back with the pipe. He went out to see what the malfunction was. They were wondering around still looking for the pipe. He found it quickly and pointed to it and said that was the pipe that he needed. They told him that it was a purple tag. My son explained that he only knows three colors, red, green, and blue and that he is red-green color blind so they are pretty much fucked when he sends them for pipe.
Best think I heard on the job site was when ups delivered a package and a contractor said “
if it’s big and heavy, put it in my Chevy “
I fell for the break the welding rods around your neck… 😂
Buddy hit the emergency shit down button at a gas plant. They told us it costs them 1000 bucks a minute. Said holy fuck. You aren’t getting a paycheque for a while. The kid turned white.
Kid asked me how long he had to shake a spray paint can for... I said till the ball inside the can dissolves.... keep shakin it.
Green hands on site. Or “gophers” when helping I would tell them to go ask the boss for a few tools. “Left handed pipe wrench, pipe stretcher and the best being a “cuddle””. Well new summer kid walks in to a site meeting and asked the boss for a cuddle. (Cause we needed to get two pipes closer to fit thru some core holes) Boss gets up and hugs the kid and tells him there now go get your ass to work! Site foremen nearly pissed themselfs laughing. And hugs abound throughout the next few months as well as “show me on the doll where the man touched you it’ll be OK”. They don’t pay workers comp for STUPIDITY yup quoted myself
I can hear the brain cells popping in my friends heads whenever I talk to them.
I trained-hired and fired people at a detail shop in Edmonton (Derrick Dodge). my favourite was sending the new guy for a can of steam cleaner steam from the parts dept fun fact--usually the guys that fell for it ended up being good workers while the others moved on quick love the show-peace
We were working on an esso site as sub contractors and there was a French dude on our crew. Beebo was his name but we called him booboo. We were pulling pipe bundles from a bunker and one of the guys told booboo to go grab a sky hook. 30 minutes later the guy returns and he points in the sky at a fucking helicopter flying in with its cable out and a hook on the end.
Expensive mistake
Was in the northern Nevada gold belt country building a new gold mill with 3 units, the first unit had started into production, me and a helper were up in a pipe rack fairly high up one day and could see the haul trucks coming from over the hill down to the mill, one after another. The helper was staring watching the trucks in awe and asks me “what are those truck’s for”? I said “they’re hauling the gold ore in” the helper looks confused for a bit and then says “huh.. there must be a gold mine nearby”….
Hack, I once had a guy ask "Do I need to buy my own suit with an X on the back?" I said "no, we supply coveralls"
Working in the oilfield fracking we would tell chem operators that would “get a strap on that acid tank” meaning put a ruler into the tank n measure how much acid is left. We would have the new guys take their measuring stick n “get a strap on all those portajohns” so we would know if we needed to call the cleaning company. Almost every time they’d come out of the shitter with a blue stick, some shit paper, n some sludge on the end of their ruler n call out something along the lines of “17 inches on the first portajohn”
my dad had a hired hand on the farm and he told him to go water the pigs and my dad went out and saw the hired hand hosing down the pigs with the water hose instead of giving them water to drink
did he hire a guy at a bus stop that happened to hop off the short bus?? thats epic as fuck
@@RustyShakleford1 worse, it was a family friend who was a bit slow and I was a 16year old girl at the time and he lived with us.. it was yuck
...tell me it was hot out.
@@theronash7269 it's hot for 1.5 months in AB - the odds are slim
@@Blackfaced I lived the first 27 years of my life on a farm and working outside in AB. When it's hot, it's hot.
When I started landscaping when I was 18-19 I was on a job building retaining walls up the side of this mountain with concrete keystone blocks. My foreman asked me to go get the “block stretcher” so I went all over site asking everyone where the block stretcher was. After asking like 10 people someone finally laughed & told me hey bro block stretchers aren’t real lol. You can’t stretch a concrete block 😂 haha I still laugh about it to this day 😂
I had a nerd starting his first job I’m sure..forgets where he parks at the end of the day.
Sent a guy after a rebar stretcher once. He yelled from the truck that he couldn't find it, then asked what it looked like....lol
He probably went over to the boiler hand and asked for help and the boiler hand was probably laughing ,, good stuff
I was a greenhorn and walked out onto a drilling floor of a Cactus rig and the motor hand looks at the stud roughneck and the derrick hand, points at me and says, "Who's this?" The stud roughneck says, "the green guy." With look of total disgust he says, "Fffff, I hate free guys." I said , "buddy, I'm standing right here." Then he looks at me with total sincerity. "Oh, hey, don't take it at all personal, I hate every green guy."
Not my stupid comment, just green on that rig.
Dude in Basic on the grenade range said, "Hey, Sarge! This supposed to smoke like this?" Didn't go over well.
😂 they got me with the bucket of steam
Hahahahaha I woulda fell for it too
When I was working in mcmurray we use to get the new French guys to go find checkerd paint and rock magnets
"Go check the PSI on the backhoe tracks"
Used the word "underage" in a legal paper. Talking about my little sister too.
Uncle hack,when I started in construction my first day one of the ol bricklayers sent me for bubble oil cause his level was running low..fak me I was up and down bound and bent I was gonna come back with the said bubble oil haha,37 guys later every trade on the job site..it was a fine day and taught me a lesson cheers from down in pei
😆
FuggnEh Cheers Uncle Jack ya ol' girl. Had a guy ask me how to fill the air into a Stihl backpack leaf blower. I Stihl laugh about it 10 years later.
I once was told by my employer to take this frier unit through the wash to get it cleaned up to work on because it was from a fast food joint. So I went ahead and took it through the automatic car wash with it sitting in the box. Truck was spotless. Lol i don't know wtf I was thinking. Looked pretty dumb hahaha. They meant use the spray wand.
We used to ask the new guys to get the wood magnet out of the truck 🤠
New viewer. LMAO After 40 plus years in the trades. It is too easy to Fuck with Todays Newbees. Now a days, “A hurt feeling report” is written up,as most are so emotional or sensitive with thin skin. I was called to the office, a few times, for a Scolding. They would rather get paid to PLAY with their phones rather than learn, have some fun, or man up. Time to retire. I don’t understand the language and I don’t see the common sense anymore.
I love the editing your doing in this video uncle hack….awesome bud!!
Yelled at a young guy chainsawing stumps off ‘Your Hitting The Ground, his replay was only will the end
I love sending the new guys looking for 8 inch hole expanders….
Powerwashing and the kid was sitting cross legged in the dirty water draining away, getting new guys to collect air samples, looking for parts that dont exist at the counter.
I liked the video even tho I hate liking it when it turns it from an even number to an odd number. 9 times outta 10 I won’t do it in that situation.
In 9th grade (that's grade 9 for you bhads up there) I told the wood shop teacher that I cut my cabinet side board too short. He says, "go ask that advanced student over there to show you the wood stretcher". I did. They laughed.
My Derrick hand once said he was a simple man, but then my push points at and he said your not simple see that guy he is just look at him laughing and smiling, that’s simple.lo
bruh
@@DefianceOrDishonor well they don't need roughnecks to have brains lol, so long as your driller is mostly intelligent and your push is intelligent your all good
I had to put tile in and one of the walls was like an inch and a 1/2 out. So all the cuts had to be scribed in. so I mark em out and number them one through 10. My helper goes and cuts em brings em back and asks. Wich one do you want first?
I sent a boy to the superintendent truck to get the 4 foot level out of the glove box he went over opened the door and starts rummaging through the glove box that superintendent lost his fuxxing mind and 😂I had to calm him down he was gonna fire that boy it was fucking hilarious
I was told to teach a new guy how to cut glass. I asked him what half of 50 was. No idea.
I used to be a software phone guy and an old lady called up and said how do I turn this thing on. It appeared her laptop was still in the box cuz she just bought it that day. I said Ma'am it appears you have an ID10T issue and transferred her to hardware
mascot fer all of berta, needs more subs fer sure
Field supe told green hand to stack blocks behind the pipe skid. He proceeded to stack them one on top of the other, buddy was wondering what the fuck was taking him so long he goes back there and he’s trying to balance this 6 foot high stack of blocks 😂🤦♂️
A guy from Rimby hit my hand with a sledge and broke a bone.
I asked if I could go to see the medic.
He looked at me and said slowly.....if ya can't work the next to weeks with a broke hand bud , you should be in a differnt line of work.
I liked the guy he told me where to get a good flank steak.
Drilller asked me to wash out the water tanks with the wash gun after we emptied the tanks. It wasn’t until I was about to grab the wash gun that I realized nothing would come out of it because we just drained the water tank.
My boss said he once sent a new guy for 5 gallons of compressed air for the air compressor since it was getting low.
Keep theses coming
Fuck this video made my day thanks 😆
There was some good ones. One of my employees has a book of stupid things people say and do on construction sites. There are some real jems.
Rungs...pronounced rungs. 😆
hilarious 🤣😂
Diesel tractor was missing on a cold morning. New kid had the whole bonnet off. Said he was looking for the carburator so he could clean it...
He's a go-getter!
@@theronash7269yea someone like that is worth teaching if they’ll try teach em
The best ever was a Guy named Simon and he asked Dave and I "How many inches were in 4 feet". He was fresh out of Trade-School too! A nice guy but in the end he just had to go.
How do you come out of trade school not knowing how many inches are in a foot? I blame the school lol
@@brandonmunro1332 I know eh....100% truth man; I still can hardly believe it to this day.
I'd like to see Uncle hack read our comments
your vidyas are always great entertainment
For the guy who asked about workers comp. 20 mins...maybe less if you can get injured faster. Not proud, but I may have gotten workers comp in 20 mins lmfao
Ehh this series is the bees knees!
Well hello Captain danger cat
Hack here is on i work on the railway i was young the Vet track man told me to get the Track Stretcher i went to my foreman to ask where it was my foreman Said Dumby there was No Track Stetcher
Make the F.N.G. look for the key to the v-door, .
Fuk yeah unkie hack I'm older than you bro and I still look up to you .
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i'm a no-skilled mf who does the very minimum and I jus dont give a fack (okay maybe a lil)
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When I was laboring on site I wasn’t allowed to use any saw at all under any circumstance
Driving to site (doing 80km/h) i asked my helper to check the wind direction, he stuck his head out the window and said "its coming from right infront of the truck"