✗The Witcher | CRACK. {season 1} ⚔️
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- Опубликовано: 30 дек 2019
- "Fuck." - Geralt Of Rivia.
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One last video for 2019, I did it! 🎄🥂🎊💃💋 • ehehehehe
I can't explain how relieved I am that this year is finally ending... it's been a year focused on evolution, acceptance and learning - as much about my own myself, as for others. Definitely a stressful one, but for the best I hope... I'm finally starting to build my own path, so I hope I can flourish in the future as I wish. To be happy, simply, and as much as possible at peace with who I am and who I want to become. Don't let the toxic people around me hurt my feelings, or at least not too much. LOL
It's a constant evolution, and I cross my fingers for this year 2020 be sweeter with me - and with you too, who read this message!!
I'm so thankful for what I have learned and experienced this year, and for the amazing and unique people I have today - and of course for this community that has played such a big part in my life these last years! I hope it continues for a long time, I can't wait to share new videos with you guys... the adventure has just started.
Also, don't pay attention to the uglyness of this video... I really wanted to vide The Witcher, and I didn't have the inspiration to do anything but a "crack" video for the moment - maybe in 2020 I will have the inspiration to make more videos about this show, I started it with my bestie (THIS VIDEO IS DEDICATED TO YOU BY THE WAY, HELLO) and I just LOVED it!!! We both agree on the fact that Henry Cavill is the perfect choice to play Geralt Of Rivia, bless this man.
So... HAPPY NEW YEAR, DARLINGS!!! I wish you all the best in 2020, may this new year be full of health, love, personal growth, happiness and inspiration... life is short, be kind. Be yourself. Put yourself first, YOU matter. YOU'RE important. Never let anyone make you think otherwise, lots of love!! ✨💕
Loré. x
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✗Inspiration: Sim Mallec.
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"Daenerys Targaryen's hidden daughter"
YES.
She is litteraly Jon and Daenerys's daughter i mean just look at her
I am living for the amount of Geralt and Jaskier ship in this ahaahhahah
Glad I wasnt the only one 😅
YASSSS!
I got so excited.
IKR
I ship him with me 👍🤗
THE LAST BIT IS LITERALLY ALL OF US OVER GERALT-
I'm literally sapphic and even I have a huge crush on him like holy crap
Demon Cat everyone has an exception
For most straight guys these days, it’s Keanu Reeves XD
not really i'm a guy
@@aleksandraadler2924 the ash coloured hair, dirt and brooding looks would do that
Ok ngl I have a huge crush on Geraltt
"The real star of this show"
Jjsjsjssjsjsjsjsj
Very true
Edit: hngdjdkalajakajsj this blows up. I see y'all also think that he's the real star of the show huh? We all just took one look at him and said, "THAT'S MY SON"
I instantly loved him I thought he was great 🤣
I screamed
Cringe
"Camila Cabello's twin sister" it is.
yeES
My sister and I thought we were the only ones who thought that 😂
When I didn't remember how Yennefer looks like I could only imagine Camila Cabello and it was weirdo
Finally someone who appreciates Jaskier as much as I do hahaha
Same xD
"The bish we were all happy to see disappear"
"The guy she took the balls from"
"The real star of this show"
So spot on, loved it :D
Thank you!! 💖
Wait i thought we liked queen calanthe. What happened?
@@misssteak1290 I really liked Eists character, was sad to see him die.
@@misssteak1290 I didn't like her because she defied destiny twice and caused horrors.
@@Argos-xb8ek yes, but she did what she thought was right. It must have been hard to be a queen, a ruler, in a world of men. She said to her daughter as much, I think. And I believe that that her husband and her were a lovely couple. She wasn't perfect, and did some terrible things, but she wasn't a Cersei Lannister.
Honestly when Geralt lashed out on Jaskier it nearly broke my heart lol
It is true love indeed
You see lashing out on someone as a proof of true love?
@@mariebourgot4949 Not from Geralt's side, no. Lashing out on someone is in no way a sign of love. But the way it effects Jaskier, it doesn't seem like just a "friend" lashing out on him
EonaChan no, they are not “just” friends, they are close friends.
Geralt doesn't deserve Jaskier💔🤔 It hurt when Geralt got mad at Jaskier bc of what happened with Yen earlier, and started to blamed him for every disgrace in his life and it is the opposite, when he met Jaskier he sang "toss a coin to your witcher" and became popular, he gave him good reputation, then bc of him he could find his destiny (Ciri) and also he met Yen after the Djinn situation. Geralt doesn't know what he has. And I know our favorite white wolf has feelings but he's playing "the cold-hearted guy" act
As someone who read the books and played games. all i can say is, don't worry he will one day.
The Shrek and Donkey comparison is so spot on. Also, I think he just wanted to spare Jaskier a gnarly death. He'd have been dead by episode 8 otherwise. Geralt knows exactly how far he can protect someone dumb enough to unleash a Djinn upon themselves just to eff with their homeboy.
MacGameplayZ I don’t know he seemed happy to see Jaskier. He even kind of smiled when he said Jaskier your alive
He is. Geralt is just putting up the tough guy act but deep inside he appreciates Jaskier for being his friend. You'll see in Season 2 their friendship will develop even further. :)
Geralt doesn't deserve Jaskier? if he was the one who saved his life and protected him as if he were his son.
The whole candy shop sequence 😂 literally me every 30 seconds Geralt was on screen
It's literally every woman AND men. I love how they timed 'candy shop' at Geralt's ass.
"The bish we were all happy to see disappear"
I actually loved her. Would've been happy to see more of her tbh :'l
Pan de Melocotón I thought she had a really (strangely) endearing relationship with Yen even though she was a bit hard on her
Itsa Me I think you are talking about Tissea, op is talking about Queen Calanthe.
I dunno, I liked Calanthe tho. And Eist and their relationship. Was sad when they died.
Me too; I loved her.
Anastasia Drozdova Calanthe is amazing, I don’t understand all the hate.
Yeah I liked Calanthe too
Yeah there’s often a thing among fans though to black and white hate any character that disagrees with the protag / their favourite character I think that’s where it mostly comes from?
Like she was clearly flawed but so’s uhhhH every other character in this show so
Same
5:07 I never noticed that little snarl he's doing???? That's so hot I'm shaking
Someone needs to do an entire vid on geralt x jaskeir with pink's true love as the song.
Maybe I will! 😋
ruclips.net/video/39GdbkCyFPU/видео.html
God no
Video: *starts with a Shrek!AU*
Me: PERFECT 😍
Thanks!! 🥰
*comment at 69 likes*
No.. I refuse.. I cannot disturb such perfection...
I ADORE THIS SHZBSJZ Geralt doesn't deserve Jaskier 😔
Haha true, thanks!! 💕
I’m the real main character and everyone knows that
The cow got me, you leave the thirst clip on for long enough that youre not looking for a joke but just appreciating and then it trolls everyone
I choked when I saw "CAmillA CAbELLo's TWin SiStER", and then proceeded to flail on the floor and, dramatically flop around all while laughing.
I Was keeping t together until the two Geese from the Disney movie came on and I lost it xDD
That one killed me. XDDDD
The last one was too accurate with the shirtless Geralt scenes 😩😩
The cow near the end killed me XD
Omg this is so good XD I think this is the best crack I've seen so far!
Thanks a lot! ✨💗
Me: *only has watched one episode but still watching this* 😂
2:18 was me the first second Gerald raised his voice at Jaskier
"I see no difference in this scene"
Was perfect.
4:52 I literally can’t stop replaying ! Such a good edit 😍🤤 and the reactions are spot on!! 😂
Thank you! x 💕
The twilight bit at the end 😂
we all know that jaskier and geralt are the real otp
Jaskier and Geralt are like Shrek and donkey 😂😂😂
Please make them a couple 😭😭
Yep, this is officially the BEST one so far! I'm crying with laughter! XD
Thank you so much!! 💞
4:52 - SO TRUE
I'm polish and I love how Geralt says "Jaskier"
Is no one going to talk about the aristocats reference at 3:50?
Henry Cavill watchin this: ”hmmm“
Omg this is a true masterpiece. I mean the end and begging? You are the mastermind of comedy. 10/10 content
Wow, thanks!! 🥰
YES IM LITERALLY 4 SECONDS IN AND THERE'S ALREADY SHREK IN A WITCHER VIDEO GOD DAMN THIS IS PERFECT
3:38 Literally me during that scene
"sexy goose" still gets me aaah
My favorite the witcher on crack so far i couldn't stop laughing skskskks
Thank you, so glad you liked it!! 💕
That fucking beginning tho. That was absolutely the greatest thing I have ever seen.
Me everytime I see a new character being introduced in The Witcher: _oh they're gonna die aren't they_
the part of the aristocats goose... loved the whole part of it XD
I’ve been debating watching the show, so I did what I normally do when confronted with a new potential show- I decided to watch some crack to see if I thought I’d like it. You’ve helped me conclude that yes, I will like it, and now I need to go stay up all night watching it.
That last part is so accurate
The Shrek bits OH MY GOD
(especially 4:50, I am now officially dead from laughter)
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN *WE LOVE A COMEDIC GENIUS*
also I'm gonna need a jaskier/geralt video from you cause it's the only ship that matters thanks
AHHHHH YOU'RE *TOO GOOD TO ME* THANKS BISH
@@dreamhunter Already in preparation my dear... **ehehehehe**
@@xxlonelysoulxx6752 **takes clothes off** I'm ready
This is the best witcher crack video I have ever seen😂 thank you for putting your time and effort into this👏🏻
Wow, thanks to you - truly!! 💗😘
This entire video was pure gold, couldn't stop laughing x
Thanks hunnie! x 💗
pls the cow in the wig really fucking got me
This is the best video on RUclips.
Thank you for the Shrek references.
Thank you! x 💕
This - this is the best crack video I've ever seen. Thank you so much for blessing us with it !
YES to Jaskier being "the real star of the show" - and the shipping moments between Jas and Geralt just killed me. I'm so glad it's not all just in my head!
WOW thank you so much, glad you liked it! 💕
I totally appreciate the Shrek references in this
Okay that’s one of the best things I’ve watch hilarious awesome channel content dude thanks for putting in the effort.
Thank you so much, glad you liked the video! ✨💓
How jaskier managed to survive to adulthood is beyond me
This is probably the best thing I've ever seen in my life
Thank you so much!! 💓
That little Ciri animal hahahaha I am dead rn XD
I salute you for bringing forth the fandom for these two out in the public on the New Year. I am late, but I'm now here to say that I love you XD
Haha, thank you so much!! 💕
The best witcher crack i've seen. Brilliant job!
Thank you so much!! 💖
YOU HAVE TO DO ANOTHER PART I LOVE YOU PLEASE 😭😭😭
dear author, you are genius! I am laughing under the table!!! It was my hope to survive, but this CANDYSHOP part......)))))))
Ok Netflix, rule number one for season 2: the bardo needs to come back
4:52 IT`S SO ME AND MY FRIEND, LIKE, 100000% "OH WOW"
"The real star of this show" I agree with this❤️
Rip deer. U shall be missed.
THE END OMFG I WAS DYING XD
Jaskier, the dork we stand 💖
when candy shop came on I died lol
Jaskier is star this video is very Beauty
When Geralt is yelling at jaskier it reminds me of when we would unknowingly anger my mom and then the next person to ask her a stupid question gets to hear all about it
U did a great job my friend all the descriptions were spot on. And yes even though the girl who plays yennefer is indian she can easily pass for Camilla cabello's sister. And danaerys's hidden daughter lol.
Finally someone that realizes who the star of the show really is
OK HEAR ME OUT im high asf and i was just thinking abt the lady pulling her hand away on the bus as geralt and the guy filming is jaskier and i just saw this video and started coughing i was laughing so hard thank you so much
I need a full version of this: 4:52
WHO IS WITH ME?!
I'm working on it! 💕👌🏻
2:25 is perfect 😄
THE FUCKING COW IN A WIG I'M SOBBINGGG
Every second of this video is gorgeous! Thank you!!!
Thanks to you, glad you liked it!! 💗
2:18 YESSSSSSSS
This is the best one yet I-
Was the scene where Geralt yelled at Jackifer the last time they talked together in season one. Lol it's hard to tell with all the timelines.
Lol I know, but yes it was. Geralt, Yennefer and Ciri all respectively have linear timelines (no flashback, we see events happening to them from time A to time B ), their three stories were just not happening at the same time.
He dehydrated so we could see Gerald’s muscles full potential
The cow got me
THE TWILIGHT OPENING IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT THIS WHOLE VIDEO IS AMAZING THANK YOU
Thanks to you, so glad you liked it!! 💕
I am amazed at how on point each and every one of these clips are 👌
How does this not have 10k views or more, I loved this edit!!! 💗 So funny lol
Thank you so much!! 💕
Hahahahaha. I LOVE EVERYTHING.
But... "I'd never given much thought how I would die", was amazing! Hhahahah
God damn, man! Hhahaha
Jaskier reminds me of that one loud theatre kid that sings Dear Evan Hansen songs out loud.
IM FUCKING WHEEZING. THIS IS PERFECTION.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
THANKS & Happy New Year to you too!! 💕🎆
5:14 YES THAT IS WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR MMMMMMM GORGEOUS
The beginning tho
Guys-
●-●
It matches too mUCH
3:14 made me laugh after a second
INCLUDING THE BREAKUP SCENE WAS UNCALLED FOR
Amusing note about that deer in the stinger. After Geralt killed what was either a Kikimore warrior or queen the deer had collapsed and couldn't get up, either crippled by fear or venom from the water it drank.
Geralt ate it while coming down from his potions.
Jaskier+geralt
Name a more iconic duo
bet you can´t
If I didn’t know it already that last compilation of Geralt clips definitely would’ve made me realize I’m not straight.
The candy shop bit was important
THIS MADE MY LIFE LESS MISERABLE
THANK YOU SO MUCH
YOU CANNOT BELIEVE HOW MUCH OF A PAIN YOU CURED
THANK YOU
THANK YOU
I wish you all the best and give you my deepest respect 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
Wow, thank you *so* much for all these kind words... it means a lot, truly!! Wish you all the best too, take care! Lots of love!! x 🌺💕
@@xxlonelysoulxx6752 💜💜💜💜💜
THE LAST PART💀
That was so fucking funny!!! I laughed out loud several times. Thank you so much for this treasure
Thanks to you for these kind words, so glad you liked it!! 🥰