They both have dark pasts tho Hartman's daughter (Susie) got transported to another dimension and he thought she was dead so he went insane trying to bring her back and hyness was cast out from his village because they were afraid of his power even though he was good and even saved the village so he tries to bring void termina to bring revenge
Haltmann felt a bit more relatable, he lost his daughter thinking she died all the while practically getting dementia from using star dream in order to get her back. It’s only when he is dying he is able to remember susie
I actually got chills when he took of his hood, it sounds dumb compared to the other Kirby final bosses, but something about the build up and the sounds he made just felt off.
Creepy, interesting information some might not know: in the English version, Hyness shouts “please disappear forever!” While in the Japanese version, what he says more closely translates to “PLEASE DIE FOR OUR GOD!”
That makes it sound like he was gonna sacrifice us rather than himself and the mages. That'd be an interesting plotline, even though he just means die so he can complete the ritual without interference.
The anime adaptation of Kirby has Chef Kawasaki saying "maybe he died". This is not the first time the word "die" to be officially appeared in the whole Kirby franchise. But this is the first game to have say "die", at least in the Japanese version.
Bucketeer I thought that the bosses like Yggy Woods, Goldon and Silvox, and the rematches with the Mages were EX bosses. They were still relatively easy, but only because of the amount of friends you can have and the attack boosts of the elemental weapons just piles on. I had a similar feeling about Return to Dreamland, at least when I had friends to play it with.
Yeah but he had some form of consent, Hyness is using their, like, unconscious corpses or something like that idk I’d have to take another look at the wiki
@@drcool14I mean the official KSA light novel doesn’t paint the friend hearts in a much better light. In the novel, enemies like Poppy Bro are normally friends with Kirby before they become enemies with the dark hearts. However, upon being hit with a friend heart, Poppy becomes an uncannily affectionate, borderline worshipful version of himself. Almost as if he’s seeing Kirby for the first time, too. I can send you the link to the translated light novel if u want. Granted, it exists as a series of translated google docs, but it’s lowkey interesting.
Hey, after a tyrannical monarch and a demented capitalist, cultists really were the next way to go. And after this, in Forgotten Land? Well, essentially militarism.
_We are the masters of a power driven to the far reaches of the universe, and we have but one desire! Can one such as you possibly fathom how dearly we have clung to this dream across the aeons? How could you! You couldn't! Never ever ever! We who once faced those who were in such fear of our power that they sealed us away and banished us to the edge of the galaxy! US! As if THAT loveliness wasn't enough, they tried to erase our very existence from history! RUDE! Only through our magic were we able to overcome their science and achieve great prosperity! We alone were responsible for stopping that repulsive nightmare of a galactic crisis, yet this is how you repay us! This won't stand! It won't be forgiven! It won't be forgotten! Never ever EVER! Those who called us mad, are you listening? You left us at the edge of the galaxy to be forgotten, then went along your merry way, probably living somewhere pretty and peaceful! But know this! Your future is a farce! You have none! We, masters of a matter most dark, vow to be restored, as told in the book of legend, which everyone thought was just a fairy tale! It WASN'T! We have already obtained the vessel that contains our Dark Lord, and he will soon awaken and shower us in compassion! Look! The vessel of our Dark Lord is filling up even as we speak! Now the time for his greatness to enter our world has come! Welcome to a new history! A new age! The age of awesome! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARK LORD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Grace us, Gloriously Dark Looooooord!_
to be fair, Hyness and Francisca seem to be of the same mark. look on his hood, then look at the emblem on francisca's head. this could be a correlation. then again, the power of the dark heart took effect.
I like how this fight started off slow and boring as if this fight was just added as a joke, but once you knock Hyness' hood off the fight become quicker and intense.
Don't forget that back when Hyness was mentally sane he possibly was behind the creation (and possible first usage) of the star rod and other banes of Kirby's past enemies' existence, hell the lad might even of sealed fucking Galacta knight. In terms of lore star allies was and still is a fucking nuke, and I love it.
Fun Fact: Hyness' "really fast text that no one can understand because of the speed and people need to slow down the game in order to read it" makes a lot of sense with the *Kirby lore* because why not. Fun Fact 2: Hyness is actually squidward
Most of the Battle goes Sync with the music! You know, when he changes Phase, when calls the Mage Sisters back, when he attacks, when he gets hit... Pay attention and you’ll see!
This fight is really dark and sad with context. Hyness saved each of these girls from death one of which tried to kill them self and is now using their bodies as weapons and then sacrificing them
you can also float around the middle of the screen to avoid the whole attack. not like direct middle but on the sides of where hyness preps the final roll before he launches his mages into the ground
Kirby Star Allies- 0:05 happens RATED M FOR MATURE YOU QUESTION THE WORD OF THE *M I G H T Y J I M M Y ?!* Edit: pretty sure Hyness is Zant's illicit child with THAT kind of dialogue noise
Idk but this dude reminds me of zant At first he's like a serious villain and looks cool with his mask, but when you finally meet him completely You discover hes fucking crazy and has a horrible face Like theyre both the same even thet make the same sounds
0:49 if your wondering what he is saying, this is what it is. I got it from the Kirby wiki on fandom We are the masters of a power driven to the far reaches of the universe, and we have but one desire! Can one such as you possibly fathom how dearly we have clung to this dream across the aeons? How could you! You couldn’t! Never ever ever! We who once faced those who were in such fear of our power that they sealed us away and banished us to the edge of the galaxy! US! As if THAT loveliness wasn’t enough, they tried to erase our very existence from history! RUDE! Only through our magic were we able to overcome their science and achieve great prosperity! We alone were responsible for stopping that repulsive nightmare of a galactic crisis, yet this is how you repay us! This won’t stand! It won’t be forgiven! It won’t be forgotten! Never ever EVER! Those who called us mad, are you listening? You left us at the edge of the galaxy to be forgotten, then went along your merry way, probably living somewhere pretty and peaceful! But know this! Your future is a farce! You have none! We, masters of a matter most dark, vow to be restored, as foretold in the book of legend, which everyone thought was just a fairy tale! It WASN’T! We have already obtained the vessel that contains our Dark Lord, and he will soon awaken and shower us in compassion! Look! The vessel of our Dark Lord is filling up even as we speak! Now the time for his greatness to enter our world has come! Welcome to a new history! A new age! The age of awesome! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARK LORD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I applaud to you for going to Kirby Wiki and posting this just so we Kirby fans understand what Lord Hyness is saying so thanks to you now I understand just how psychotic Lord Hyness really is!
*YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY*
@@nothappeningyet same
YOU BETTER GET IN YOUR KNEES AND PRAY TO JIMMY RIGHT FICKIN NOW
The Bible!
N O
...this says "The Bibble". @@doodleboi6
Hyness puts Haltmann to shame. He is truly insane.
*Haltman wants to know your location*
They both have dark pasts tho
Hartman's daughter (Susie) got transported to another dimension and he thought she was dead so he went insane trying to bring her back and hyness was cast out from his village because they were afraid of his power even though he was good and even saved the village so he tries to bring void termina to bring revenge
Marx wants to know your location
Damn right, I mean, he's a frickin *cult leader!*
Haltmann felt a bit more relatable, he lost his daughter thinking she died all the while practically getting dementia from using star dream in order to get her back. It’s only when he is dying he is able to remember susie
I actually got chills when he took of his hood, it sounds dumb compared to the other Kirby final bosses, but something about the build up and the sounds he made just felt off.
Sort of like with Zant?
You are an impostor!
@@kylestubbs8867 mhm I had the same thought
Fun fact: Hyness is actually Squidward
@@guidingfartreal with horns
Creepy, interesting information some might not know: in the English version, Hyness shouts “please disappear forever!” While in the Japanese version, what he says more closely translates to “PLEASE DIE FOR OUR GOD!”
Please dissappear forever is the equivalent of die forever
That makes it sound like he was gonna sacrifice us rather than himself and the mages. That'd be an interesting plotline, even though he just means die so he can complete the ritual without interference.
2:42 *Rated "E" from everyone*
E meme.
Yee
That’s just Squidward with his daily mood.
We go from a Demented Jester to a Crazy Queen to a Mad CEO to Insane Cultist.
don't forget that guy who put on a crown and lost his soul
And now we have an intergalactic terror with PTSD
@iceweed That’s the funniest way I’ve ever heard Fecto Elfilis described.
demented jester? crazy queen? mad ceo? hey wait a minute...
Perfect.
Fun fact: at 1:19, Hyness says "PLEASE DIE FOR OUR GOD" in the Japanese version of kirby star allies.
The anime adaptation of Kirby has Chef Kawasaki saying "maybe he died".
This is not the first time the word "die" to be officially appeared in the whole Kirby franchise. But this is the first game to have say "die", at least in the Japanese version.
@@AstragaiosCaelum Yeah but this is NOTHING compared to what HE is saying
Sounds about right for a Kirby finale
Kirby is too religious for me
In case you're wondering "Juh" means "huh" in Jambastion
In the EX mode, his boss description has some translations
2:42 YOU TAKE THE MOON, AND YOU TAKE THE SUN!
Winged Victory YOU TAKE EVERYTHING THAT SEEMS LIKE FUN
*_M_*
*_O_*
*_N_*
Intensifies
oh wow a fight against hyness where he actually shows more than two attacks
InfernoHazard never even seen the needle attack until now
me neither
InfernoHazard I wish the game was harder
Thy Lord, Arceus my question is why they didn't have the whole "ex boss" system they had in the past three games
Bucketeer I thought that the bosses like Yggy Woods, Goldon and Silvox, and the rematches with the Mages were EX bosses. They were still relatively easy, but only because of the amount of friends you can have and the attack boosts of the elemental weapons just piles on. I had a similar feeling about Return to Dreamland, at least when I had friends to play it with.
3:59 Greatest dodge
*N A N I ! ?*
That was hilarious and funny! :-D
Cannabis Hornliu that was shitty and cringe worthy
Slowed down the video speed for Hyness' insanely fast text.
Says a bunch of stuff about the Dark Lord and being banished to the edge of the galaxy.
30 people broke their screen catcher button reading this
Just letting you know that all of those rants are actually one of the most very important dialouge to the entire kirby lore.
@@rogankane6901 Oh, OF COURSE it is 😂
Well now that SKC is out...we know of one of the entities that sealed him ....cough galacta cough
He also wishes Void Termina a happy birthday, and I think that's just funny.
2:44
"Time for an interpretive dance!"
Hyness is what happens when ed, edd, and eddy sound effects are given form.
"JUHYAMBAVITRIGOKOPOKOJAAAH!!" -Hyness 2018
"...Poyo" -Kirby 2018
Hybess "the bane of ur existence"
DON'T DRUG KIDS
unless you want to TAKE THE MOON AND YOU TAKE THE SUN
YOU TAKE EVERYTHING THAT SEEMS LIKE FUN
@@ghostyoda7379 LMAO SO FUNNY XD
@@drpinkyoshi2vidsandstuff470 this must be a meme....
2:38 - 2:55 why do I love this part so much!?! This man lost his sanity 😂😂😂
Pliz we need exorcist Kirby
Koby Cossins nope some body call 911
I'm calling exosist Kirby/fbi
Koby Cossins yup and de FBI
Koby Cossins it's fine Cuz I don't know either
1:23 don’t be intimidated Kirby try to imagine him in his underwear 2:43 OH NO HES HOT
SPRING.T 51108 UWU LMAO true
Same
Love him or hate him, Hyness is spittin' straight facts.
JUHYAMBAVITRIGOKOPOKOJAAAH!!
He explained the entire Kirby lore
Technically yes
@@BrianEX2023quite literally
Ma man just told us how to scratch it
I get Zant (from Zelda Twilight Princess) vibe from this psycho lol.
Same
Yep
Phantom Baphomet I think he might be based on him
Christopher Wallace I think compared to Hyness, Zant is a stable member of society
Ghool Goth LOL true
That went from 0-100 real quick
Just Marie aggre
And at dis point it went from 1 to 9000
No......
0 to 9001
You... you seem to be in my way
shet
*smacc*
*one year later gets possesed and abused*
_T H O T S L A Y E R_
Zan was in my way though...
with no powerups this battle is *EPIC*
Carlos Clavero agree
Before you judge Hyness for using the girls as literal weapons take note that Kirby was doing basically the same thing throughout the game.
Yeah but he had some form of consent, Hyness is using their, like, unconscious corpses or something like that idk I’d have to take another look at the wiki
@@drcool14I mean the official KSA light novel doesn’t paint the friend hearts in a much better light. In the novel, enemies like Poppy Bro are normally friends with Kirby before they become enemies with the dark hearts. However, upon being hit with a friend heart, Poppy becomes an uncannily affectionate, borderline worshipful version of himself. Almost as if he’s seeing Kirby for the first time, too.
I can send you the link to the translated light novel if u want. Granted, it exists as a series of translated google docs, but it’s lowkey interesting.
Hyness is Squidward confirmed
Ranco :Lawl!
More like the hypno pokemon.
@@aydencaneda7836 hypno with porygon- z's eyes
fr he look liike Squidward
With the voice of buggy
A cultist in a Kirby game...
So what? Ben10, Secret Saturdays, Ninjago, and Digimon had the heroes fighting cultists at one point, and were still for kids.
Kirby already throughs so much dark shit at us that this honestly feels pretty normal.
@@ablosch2452 earthbound
Hey, after a tyrannical monarch and a demented capitalist, cultists really were the next way to go.
And after this, in Forgotten Land? Well, essentially militarism.
@@Mike14264 i wonder what's next for Kirby now lol
*when you eat 10 chocolate bars and 30 energy drinks*
2:44
Lizalfos xD LMAO
And all the vitamin gummies
(insert crazy sounds here)
And then your so crazy you decide to use your closest friends as weapons.
Sophia Semenic XD
Oh god a Zant refight
EpicsBroFlame
With more snorts! ;-)
Lmao netendo u have been smoking 2 much weed I died of laughing because of this lol
When Hyness loses his hood and waves his arms I always hear him as saying "FREAKIN OUT! FREAKIN OUT!"
Same
I hear push it 'round
I be hearing Hyness say:
"NNN-NO-OOOOOOOOO!!! MY COO-OOOOOOOOOLNESS!!!!"
Oh my god I heard it too
I always hear
“NOW, NOW! RESHIAM! RESHIAM
Hyness is my spirit animal.
Appul so your a cultist
goldshadow 55555 lol no, I just like him. I’m an atheist, btw.
Appul xp
So your spirit animal is Squidward?
Alfrexi Entertainment yup shur is XD XD xD X3
Fun Fact: The voice of Hyness was played by Shigeru Chiba, who is known for roles like Buggy the Clown from One Piece!
LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Heh! this guy is cu-
2:42 OH MY GOODNESS PUT THE MASK BACK ON! PUT THE MASK BACK ON!
Chris Williams lol dat is exactly what my reaction was.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
My reaction:meh
Bill Cipher lucky =p
And how come u haven't reacted 2 mi other comment
0:24 *B E G O N E T H O T*
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM TASTY
Just Call Me Lynx wot
Red Violet XD
_We are the masters of a power driven to the far reaches of the universe, and we have but one desire! Can one such as you possibly fathom how dearly we have clung to this dream across the aeons? How could you! You couldn't! Never ever ever! We who once faced those who were in such fear of our power that they sealed us away and banished us to the edge of the galaxy! US! As if THAT loveliness wasn't enough, they tried to erase our very existence from history! RUDE! Only through our magic were we able to overcome their science and achieve great prosperity! We alone were responsible for stopping that repulsive nightmare of a galactic crisis, yet this is how you repay us! This won't stand! It won't be forgiven! It won't be forgotten! Never ever EVER! Those who called us mad, are you listening? You left us at the edge of the galaxy to be forgotten, then went along your merry way, probably living somewhere pretty and peaceful! But know this! Your future is a farce! You have none! We, masters of a matter most dark, vow to be restored, as told in the book of legend, which everyone thought was just a fairy tale! It WASN'T! We have already obtained the vessel that contains our Dark Lord, and he will soon awaken and shower us in compassion! Look! The vessel of our Dark Lord is filling up even as we speak! Now the time for his greatness to enter our world has come! Welcome to a new history! A new age! The age of awesome! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARK LORD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Grace us, Gloriously Dark Looooooord!_
Lore
Who’s he talking about .. who sealed him away..?
Grace us, Gloriously Dark Looooooord!
Still don't understand why Hyness can use a friend circle
Bill Cipher yeah I mean he's not even friends with them; he bloody uses them as weapons!
Maybe they are siblings?
hymnson Cheung it's unlikely that their siblings but its implied that the sisters have Stockholm syndrome maybe iys that.
It was probably from the power of the dark heart.
to be fair, Hyness and Francisca seem to be of the same mark. look on his hood, then look at the emblem on francisca's head. this could be a correlation. then again, the power of the dark heart took effect.
I like how this fight started off slow and boring as if this fight was just added as a joke, but once you knock Hyness' hood off the fight become quicker and intense.
Don't forget that back when Hyness was mentally sane he possibly was behind the creation (and possible first usage) of the star rod and other banes of Kirby's past enemies' existence, hell the lad might even of sealed fucking Galacta knight. In terms of lore star allies was and still is a fucking nuke, and I love it.
4:29 I love that little noise he makes.
but his head... EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
6:33 at was this moment kirby knew... *he fucked up*
well, friends will fall as well as rocks
Curly Brace I truly agree 2 this. Kirby boi did "EVERYTHING" wrong... (He didn't do nothing wrong bty)
I’ll be honest...when I played and saw him rambling, I physically got scared, also the second phase music is *VIBIN*
0:49 when you overdose on the Flintstone vitamin gummies
Easily the most disturbing fight in the series, imo.
Yes, I think it's more disturbing than THAT boss from Kirby and the Forgotten Land.
You mean fecto forgo?
It's so good to see the entire battle with no power-ups!!!
2:45
Is it just me, or does it sound like he's saying "Reshiram"?
@King Kirby Toadstool He just made random noises....
Sounds more like, “ISHIAM” but yeah
I was always thinking about that
I thought he was saying: "raise the roof! raise the roof!"
4:52 da fuk hyness?
UNG
eeeaaaggghhh
That's hilarious
He had a 5 second seizure
maybe
*puts the fast talk in 0.25x*
*still fast*
MAN THIS GUY CAN TALK REALLY FAST!
I took a couple screenshots of what he was saying, but I missed one.
3:48 *kirby is a game for kids*
DragonHunter25 I don't see what's wrong here
Retro Core nope no drugs hear NOPE YEP YEP DEFIANTLY NO DRUGS
Hmmmm sexy!!!
Miguel Angel Suaza Sanchez *no porn in the halls*
Massively orgy
I want them to make an m rated Kirby game with a very disturbing final boss that has never been seen before
I mean kirby faced a boss where they attack kirby with their blood sooooooo.....
We pretty much got that in forgotten land !
fecto forgo moment
Fun Fact: Hyness' "really fast text that no one can understand because of the speed and people need to slow down the game in order to read it" makes a lot of sense with the *Kirby lore* because why not.
Fun Fact 2: Hyness is actually squidward
Most of the Battle goes Sync with the music! You know, when he changes Phase, when calls the Mage Sisters back, when he attacks, when he gets hit...
Pay attention and you’ll see!
So this is where Mung has went when the Chowder series ended.😶
Meeepp !! Lol xD
YOU TAKE THE MOON AND YOU TAKE THE SUN
U TAKE EVREH THING DAT SEEMS LIKE FUN
Mung? I thought this guy might be related to squidward or something.
Lately after the series he adopted some lasses, went to space and went coo coo
3:37 That syns so perfect
basically zant and Squidward fused
This fight is really dark and sad with context. Hyness saved each of these girls from death one of which tried to kill them self and is now using their bodies as weapons and then sacrificing them
Hyness Hooded: Me when I'm around other people
Hyness Unhooded: Me when I'm around my friends, family, etc.
6:33 I like how it cuts off in a way that makes him seem screwed
Now that I’m watching this, I feel prepared for Hyness.
*J U H Y A M B A V I T R I G O K O P O K O J A A A H ! !*
JanusHoW wait if backwards it says Haaajokpokogirtivabmayhuj
Narjumanji o hell no *KIRBY GOT ROASTED MAI BOI GOT ROASTED!!!!!*
Don't drug kids
@Rosonett welp, I've learned something new everyday
Oh god- Squidward lost his temper and taking his anger out on poor kirby- qwp
Lovely Doggo
Squidward: Level one Crook
Hyness: Level 100 Boss
2:44 Hyness is getting jiggy with it
2:45 "YEAH! YEAH! WE SHOULD LIVE!!!! (x2)"
Oh god squidward is evil and crazy now
gamer pro YT GD and more
Spongebob gone to far!
Sqidward but on drugs
gamer pro YT 2017
Squidward: Level One Crook
Hyness: Level 100 Boss
You gotta have some serious brass balls to put a literal death cult in a kid's game
The Zant of the Kirby series. He even sounds like him a bit
2:45 "FREAKIN' OUT!"
2:45 ultimate dance loop ;) u'll thank me l8R
Just click this 2;47 multiple x u know y
Dr Pink yoshi 2 vids and stuff
PARTY HARD!!!
Push your hands in the... have Hyness even hands? ;-)
Cannabis Hornliu does he? 😋😓
Party hard!
Hyness is clearly Void Termina's Hypeman! ;-)
@@cannabishornliu6119 *N G Y E S*
3:44 *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
*AAAAAA--AAAAAAAAHHHH*
Zant looks really different here…
If squidward and Zant had a child
2:42 did he just cuss at you
Icy50 yes and how did u know?
E P he screams FAAK YOU!!!
2:44 Hyness sounds like he's saying "RESHIRAM! RESHIRAM!"
It's a jambastian language you said there buddy
only reason i died to this boss only im the game 3x is because i didnt know you can hide in the corners to avoid his friendship circle attack
you can also float around the middle of the screen to avoid the whole attack. not like direct middle but on the sides of where hyness preps the final roll before he launches his mages into the ground
idk why but he reminded me of zant from Twilight princess lmao
What i heard:
*AIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!! NOW! NOW! RAISEYOURHANDS! RAISEYOURHANDS! NOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!*
YEET
And this is why this has an E10+ rating
Hyness' Angry Tantrum really amuses me lot LoL
2:44 "BRUSH YOUR HAIR! BRUSH YOUR HAIR!"
When the hood comes off I think he says something like "Huh? I'm suprised and angry" but I'm not really sure
Hyness=crazyness
김소정 Kirby= kids game
2:42 when your mom and dad leaves the house
And the Jambastion Mages are your siblings! XD
Y AM I STILL LAUGHING LMAO
When your parents leave home
Go mentally insane
Yes I too summon void termina when my parents aren’t home
snort
Hyness is Eminem in disguise
2:38 Kirby: That says “bibble”
At first it was all spooky,
Until he started snorting whilst being unhooded
Basically.
Kirby version of Zant.
2:44 my epileptic friend when I show him a action movie
Oh my god... I feel bad for laughing
When the second phase starts and he heals himself, And I heard a mike wazouski scream there
3:56 When you try to fit a circle in a square hole
There's at least 6 memes I can make out of this boss fight.
Gay Boi
Name one example! :-)
My meme from this is “Please disappear forever“
;-]
Gay Boi pliz do
It's dead but, hood gets knocked out snort snort "Do you know da Wei"
Bill Cipher lol
I have another
ruclips.net/video/a55DxwwQno4/видео.html
Did..,did I just hear the generals moaning when Hyness made the friend circle
Kirby Star Allies-
0:05 happens
RATED M FOR MATURE
YOU QUESTION THE WORD OF THE *M I G H T Y J I M M Y ?!*
Edit: pretty sure Hyness is Zant's illicit child with THAT kind of dialogue noise
Hyness reminds me alot of zant
3:23 so... no one is a bit disturbed that Hyness can actually do that?!
Oh my god. How FLEXIBLE is this terminal void cultist?
Hyness: hurls mage sisters like spears and uses them as melee weapons
Thragg: You also like using your kids as weapons?
Uuuh, 6:33 OMG HES ALONE ALOONNEEEEEE SCREWED FOR EVERRR AAAAAAAAAAAA
Idk but this dude reminds me of zant
At first he's like a serious villain and looks cool with his mask, but when you finally meet him completely
You discover hes fucking crazy and has a horrible face
Like theyre both the same even thet make the same sounds
0:49 if your wondering what he is saying, this is what it is. I got it from the Kirby wiki on fandom
We are the masters of a power driven to the far reaches of the universe, and we have but one desire! Can one such as you possibly fathom how dearly we have clung to this dream across the aeons? How could you! You couldn’t! Never ever ever! We who once faced those who were in such fear of our power that they sealed us away and banished us to the edge of the galaxy! US! As if THAT loveliness wasn’t enough, they tried to erase our very existence from history! RUDE! Only through our magic were we able to overcome their science and achieve great prosperity! We alone were responsible for stopping that repulsive nightmare of a galactic crisis, yet this is how you repay us! This won’t stand! It won’t be forgiven! It won’t be forgotten! Never ever EVER! Those who called us mad, are you listening? You left us at the edge of the galaxy to be forgotten, then went along your merry way, probably living somewhere pretty and peaceful! But know this! Your future is a farce! You have none! We, masters of a matter most dark, vow to be restored, as foretold in the book of legend, which everyone thought was just a fairy tale! It WASN’T! We have already obtained the vessel that contains our Dark Lord, and he will soon awaken and shower us in compassion! Look! The vessel of our Dark Lord is filling up even as we speak! Now the time for his greatness to enter our world has come! Welcome to a new history! A new age! The age of awesome! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARK LORD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I applaud to you for going to Kirby Wiki and posting this just so we Kirby fans understand what Lord Hyness is saying so thanks to you now I understand just how psychotic Lord Hyness really is!
2:38 prepare yourself
I'm so prepared
Bro did this with no power ups, no friends, no nothing
0:49 top 10 rappers eminem was afraid to diss
This is kinda outdated, since Hyness's snorts where modified to last for the whole rant