From _The 10 Most Ridiculous Monsters in Dungeons & Dragons:_ "They were custom made to be bullied" "And it's Lawful Good, which is to say it is True Pathetic" "They are floating, farting mood rings and they are just begging to be picked on" "A show of hands: Have you any of you encountered flumphs in D&D? [...] If you put your hand up, I'm sorry to say it: *Your DM does not respect you.* "
Oh dang. I'm hype for the idea of "everyone's a dungeon" you level up and get to add new room, some traps, or get to pick some new or stronger monsters, like a hit die total of monsters that goes up with levels.
„They feed you“, right at the beginning, actually. Flumphs feed off evil vibes, which is why they can be found primarily around mind flayer colonies. But since they‘re lawful good they are really unhappy about this. If they live around f.e. a lich, they will actually give adventurers helpful information about the lich‘s lair, and where the traps are. They‘d rather starve than see evil prevail. An entire mindflayer colony however is far too large to take on by adventurers, which is why they‘ll strongly advise you to walk the other way.
Fun fact - "the Kindly Ones" was an Ancient Greek euphemism for the Furies, who wreaked vengeance on evildoers. Kind of appropriate really. We also now know that Johnny hates only one thing more than flumphs - gentrifiers. Based.
Not gonna lie, Flumphs are one of my favorite D&D Monsters! Once had a player who was a Warlock trying to become a Lich enlist the help of a group of Flumphs to collect souls for him, only to return and see the only things they had collected were a few dead squirrels and small birds.
@@ElderonAnalas He was definitely evil, but hadn't gotten very far on his path to Lichdom. I also wanted the Flumphs to be a "Dragon Ball Z Abridged" reference. I play real loose with alignment on NPCs and Monsters.
Thank you to our flumphs and RIP to the 107 fallen Luke: Bluebelle the Inquisitive (Crushed under a goat they had just inadvertently killed) Daisy the Rapid (Chomped by a giant badger) Fennel the Pious (Eyestalks ripped off by a tween) Juniper the Hungry (Mistaken for a balloon and exploded by a street vendor) Belladonna the Psychedelic (Consumed an unknown plant, imploded) Perrywinkle the Teenytiny Jane: Hawthorne the Anxious (Crushed under a goat they had just inadvertently killed) Grapevine the Nonchalant Mike: Gillyflower the Trusting (Swatted at, flipped upside down, splatted like a blancmange) Parsley the Soggy (Smashed against a tree by a gentle breeze, after surviving a crossbow bolt) Dockleaf the Scary (Chomped by a giant badger) Jasmine the Decisive (Sliced by an intellect devourer "puppy") Silkweed the Gentle
Legit saw "flumphs" and thought "weren't those the things the skeletons told them to beat up?" and then Johnny started to describe them and I was just "yep. I see why they put in that mission now"
I'm so happy that the kindly ones are what i expected they would be, granted it's the underdark so the list of suspects who wouldn't just take out a flumph faster than Johnny is pretty low. and now to will "D&D But... Everyone's a Commoners" into existent.
Imagine a group of Robins, from wyrdwood, all wielding stale baguettes, old fish and overly large smoked sausages....😂 Yeah now that i typed it out i really want oxventure to do that.
I'm imagining Johnny having to think long and hard to find something, anything that they hate more than flumphs... before landing on property investors. Valid.
Minor Spoilers for the very end. The lore between Flumphs & Mind Flayers is weird, cause mechanically Flumphs seem to be a weakened natural predator to Mind Flayers. They can just sense & comprehend any telepathic activity within 60ft, can't be surprised by telepathic creatures(any form of telepathy, also might have saved one Flumph at the end), immune to having it's thoughts & emotions read as well as divination spells. The Gods themselves can't tell you what a Flumph is up too & the spells see invisibility, scrying, legend lore, true seeing(by extension true sight) & foresight(level 9 spell) have no effect against them. Plus the AOE poison condition & the acid damage, if you don't have a restoration spell & don't pass the DC you are going to die, there's no time limit to the recurring damage. Even if you do pass, it can be reapplied & stacked by one or more Flumphs, leading to 10 D4 or more damage at the end of a turn. But they are so weak. 12AC & 10DC for all their stuff & are literally the only creature in 5E vulnerable to psychic damage, the main damage output for Mind Flayers(forgot to mention Prone Deficiency). Really weird. My guess would be that it's lost to history that the Gith elevated or plainly made Flumphs to be the perfect predator of Mind Flayers, but they eventually weakened the Flumphs to being a nuisance & don't disturb them. Everyone who knew of what happened is dead & no one living can find out about it cause of Flumphs immunity to divination magic. TL:DR, a cloister of Flumphs is the last place a Mind Flayer would want to go. Especially one as big as Johnny made, where 97 is a few.
The moment I heard that a character called "Tony Fox" was breaking down into the underdark to build and sell houses, literally all I could think of was "Tony Fox's Undersale"
My dnd group loves flumphs because we had a wild magic barbarian who kept rolling the “creates magic flumphs that explode” result on his wild magic table. So they became a meme
I really enjoyed this one. I guess we know why Johnny had the skeletons attack a bunch of them that one time. It was great when I realized who/what the kindly ones were. It was the description of what the first one was wearing that made me realize it. I love that Jayne has a knack for surviving an unexpectedly long time in these. Era the Vacuous was only her 2nd or 3rd Kobald. Grapevine was also a pretty early Flumph, I think.
I'm not even a Greek mythology nerd but just knowing a bit about the Underdark, I immediately assumed that they were what they turned out to be. Confirmation the minute Johnny mentioned the "puppy" and I had a flashback to my first campaign character getting mind devoured, ha ha.
Many people hate in ignorance. This is amateur hate, for losers. The truest, most elite hatred is when you know everything about something and Hate. All. Of. It.
They're the most twee thing in the world (except from the skunk stench...oh and the stench is also poison...and the razor tentacles...oh and the razor tentacles are also poison...but otherwise twee)
My current DM LOVES flumphs. It is his favorite DnD creature. He has a wandering magic item shop run by a flumph that he puts in every one of his games. (I say current DM because I'm usually the DM, but this is the 3rd time he's DM for us, and I'm sooo happy!!)
Okay so I feel like OX and Johnny have read my mind and made this for me 😂😂😂 obviously I know they didn't but (Tw mental health crisis) I have had a really bad past 2 weeks with some traumatic stuff happening that's really messed me up to the point of trying to "opt out" of life multiple times. I finally got some help yesterday and am now away at a friends house "recovering" from everything and this video has come at the exact right time because it is exactly what I need , some chaotic madness from the minds of our brilliant overlords ox and Johnny ❤ Anyways my point is , its been fucking Rough lately and this is coming at the exact time I need it and as always I cannot wait to see what unfolds in this adventure ♡ Edit - Side note.... to anyone struggling! You are not alone. Please please please try and reach out to someone before you get to tipping point because even if you think you aren't loved or you have noone, someone out their cares about you and we all need help sometimes, you deserve to live and feel safe ❤
I went to a PAX panel once where they took some time to...ah...vent their spleen about flumphs. So when I saw this video title I just about teetered over laughing.
Oh... god... Flumphs are my absolute favorite D&D creature and the one thing from D&D I would pick to bring to the real world if I could pick any one creature. In my ideal world, everyone would have their own Flumph companion. That would solve so many problems. They can telepathically communicate with each other miles apart. Imagine what that does for emergency response. And they can show everyone around you how you are really feeling, making it harder to lie and harder to be mean to people when you know how it is affecting them. And that is just the start of the benefits of Flumphs as companions.
Johnny no... why... no.... god no... all those Flumphs... I have never been so at odds with Johnny before today. What a way to open the game... with a massacre of those gentle beings... senseless death. Genuinely made my eyes water.
I was so excited... but now I am sad and have to stop barely 10 minutes in. I don't understand how anyone could be so cynical to despise Flumphs to such a degree, when they are the light that is missing from our own dark reality. I know the world is harsh and things feel hopeless, but Flumphs are not the enemy.
Mike 1: Gillyflower the Trusting - upside down free-fall Mike 2: Parsley the Soggy - light breeze into a tree Luke 1: Buebelle the Inquisitive - crushed by goat Jane 1: Hawthorne the Anxious - crushed by goat Mike 3: Dockleaf the Scary - halved by badger Luke 2: Daisy the Rapid - halved by badger Luke 3: Fennel the Pious - halved by teen Luke 3: Juniper the Hungry - exploded Luke 5: Belladonna the Psychedelic - poisoned inside-out implosion Mike 4: Jasmine the Decisive - sliced by "puppy" Jane 2: Grapevine the Nonchalant Luke 6: Perrywinkle the Teenytiny Mike 5: Silkweed the Gentle
I'm kinda sad that we didn't go down the repopulation route.. if BG3 taught me anything, it's that trying to learn about about Flumph mating rituals leads to epic stuff happening! But this adventure turned out pretty amazing too!
It took 4 years and then some but finally Lolies' wish shall be granted. I can't wait to see what it looks like when Johnny does not respect their players. 🥳
Don't know if comments with links would be held back but it's on the Dicebreaker channel with the title "The 10 Most Ridiculous Monsters in Dungeons & Dragons - live at PAX East 2020"
I would so watch "After Dark" if it ever got made!!! That sounds awesome! Way to go, everyone!!! I've missed Johnny's taking the helm, but I've also enjoyed everyone else taking a shot. Thanks for starting this whole thing. I've only been watching for the last couple of years, but I've learned so much watching all of you. Much love from across the pond.
I picture Mike´s scary flumph riding the goat like kratos can ride an ogre for a while and then it just snapped it´s neck as the goat was foaming from the mouth, brutal creatures this flumphs, lawful good you say?
If I had a nickel every time Mike’s “D&D but everyone’s a ____” character immediately picked a fight with the first thing he saw upon reaching the surface…
Also, a character called “Dockleaf the Scary” absolutely deserved to make all intimidation rolls with advantage. Where is Andy and his BS when you need him? 😁
Watching all these amazing "D&D But..." where everyone's very squishy and swiftly replaced does make me wonder if we could ever have an Oxventure Glaze of Blory video (please!)
Well that was Flumphing fun, wouldn't suprise me if there ends up being a live show follow up of this like Oxventure did with Kobolds. Also some version of a D&D But After Dark could be intriguing & entertaining 🙂🤔👍👏👏👏
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The "DND but everyone's (insert modifier here)" series is awesome, I hope the oxventure crew continues in this vein
Cant wait for the ''but everyone's a mimic'' and they are basically a mimic town
@Monky44 looking forward to an intro along the lines of "so you stop being a table..."
DND but everyone's a Grell!
Any continuation to Luke and Johnny's great debate on monarchy Vs republic; I'm here for it!
I wanna see D&D but everyone's a tarasque
Everyone's a dragon
DnD but everyone's a Mimic needs to be a session. When one dies they just activate another piece of furniture as another mimic.
OMG that's brilliant
The all lurker above party, where you just hope someone eventually goes under your bit of ceiling and maybe you do a podcast while you wait.
Johnny hating flumphs makes SO MUCH SENSE looking back at bone to pick
“skeletons want you to beat up flumphs”
i see you
Tbf they did say that they hated flumphs in that episode 😅
From _The 10 Most Ridiculous Monsters in Dungeons & Dragons:_
"They were custom made to be bullied"
"And it's Lawful Good, which is to say it is True Pathetic"
"They are floating, farting mood rings and they are just begging to be picked on"
"A show of hands: Have you any of you encountered flumphs in D&D? [...] If you put your hand up, I'm sorry to say it: *Your DM does not respect you.* "
Can't wait for "DND but Everyone's a Dragon", or even better, "DND but Everyone's a dungeon".
Everyone's a Mimic
Oh dang. I'm hype for the idea of "everyone's a dungeon" you level up and get to add new room, some traps, or get to pick some new or stronger monsters, like a hit die total of monsters that goes up with levels.
Johnny literally started the session with "rocks fall, everyone dies."
Respect.
Only 97 of them died 😂. Still the highest killcount for a single "attack".
Ah, a true Classic.
98 dead flumphs in a game, 98 dead flumphs. Kill one off, "mourning" the loss, 99 dead flumphs in a game.
Johnny playing the "kindly ones" as so gentle and caring was so unnerving 😂 10/10
As he started with the voices for "the kindly ones", my first thought was "...Mind Flayers..."
@@BapuanFun It was the dogs that made me go "Oh no, the kindly ones are Mind Flayers"
„They feed you“, right at the beginning, actually. Flumphs feed off evil vibes, which is why they can be found primarily around mind flayer colonies. But since they‘re lawful good they are really unhappy about this.
If they live around f.e. a lich, they will actually give adventurers helpful information about the lich‘s lair, and where the traps are. They‘d rather starve than see evil prevail.
An entire mindflayer colony however is far too large to take on by adventurers, which is why they‘ll strongly advise you to walk the other way.
That was the biggest twist I've ever seen. I was not expecting them to be getting mind flayers.
I don't know much about DND lore XD
Fun fact - "the Kindly Ones" was an Ancient Greek euphemism for the Furies, who wreaked vengeance on evildoers. Kind of appropriate really.
We also now know that Johnny hates only one thing more than flumphs - gentrifiers. Based.
Johnny’s gonna flip the party upside down _so_ fast
This makes the war criminal flumph from that one episode slightly more terrifying
Not gonna lie, Flumphs are one of my favorite D&D Monsters! Once had a player who was a Warlock trying to become a Lich enlist the help of a group of Flumphs to collect souls for him, only to return and see the only things they had collected were a few dead squirrels and small birds.
Poor Flumphs, being classed as Monsters. The War Criminal Flumph will have something to say about this!
Curious. Very interesting to see a good aligned lich. As, sounds like the only way to have the flumphs not flee.
@@ElderonAnalas He was definitely evil, but hadn't gotten very far on his path to Lichdom. I also wanted the Flumphs to be a "Dragon Ball Z Abridged" reference. I play real loose with alignment on NPCs and Monsters.
Chaotic Evil disposable Kobold lemmings vs. Lawful Good disposable Flumph lemmings. I appreciate the range.
Flumph! (There It Is)
Thank you to our flumphs and RIP to the 107 fallen
Luke:
Bluebelle the Inquisitive (Crushed under a goat they had just inadvertently killed)
Daisy the Rapid (Chomped by a giant badger)
Fennel the Pious (Eyestalks ripped off by a tween)
Juniper the Hungry (Mistaken for a balloon and exploded by a street vendor)
Belladonna the Psychedelic (Consumed an unknown plant, imploded)
Perrywinkle the Teenytiny
Jane:
Hawthorne the Anxious (Crushed under a goat they had just inadvertently killed)
Grapevine the Nonchalant
Mike:
Gillyflower the Trusting (Swatted at, flipped upside down, splatted like a blancmange)
Parsley the Soggy (Smashed against a tree by a gentle breeze, after surviving a crossbow bolt)
Dockleaf the Scary (Chomped by a giant badger)
Jasmine the Decisive (Sliced by an intellect devourer "puppy")
Silkweed the Gentle
Jane doing very well as always I see.
Johnny's hatred of Flumphs is one of my favourite running bits, made even funnier because it's not a joke.
I would have asked if the psychedelic one could spray lsd
So glad Jane chose to make Grapevine's job to spread rumors. That was just too perfect.
Jane trying to explain speed to Mike, who is professional race car driver, will never not be funny.
Legit saw "flumphs" and thought "weren't those the things the skeletons told them to beat up?" and then Johnny started to describe them and I was just "yep. I see why they put in that mission now"
I was a little disappointed we didn't get another war criminal in this bunch...
@@zerin25 we don't know that dock leaf the scary wasn't a war criminal
I'm so happy that the kindly ones are what i expected they would be, granted it's the underdark so the list of suspects who wouldn't just take out a flumph faster than Johnny is pretty low.
and now to will "D&D But... Everyone's a Commoners" into existent.
Imagine a group of Robins, from wyrdwood, all wielding stale baguettes, old fish and overly large smoked sausages....😂
Yeah now that i typed it out i really want oxventure to do that.
DND, but everyone is an NPC. I love it.
the moment Johnny said that sounds "very intelligent" I knew exactly what the kindly ones were lol
Same😂
The description of the puppies did it for me
I somehow got it from "purple robes", at which point I went back and looked up what an intellect devourer looked like.
I'm imagining Johnny having to think long and hard to find something, anything that they hate more than flumphs... before landing on property investors. Valid.
The Kindly ones and their puppies ... are a wonderful ending
Minor Spoilers for the very end.
The lore between Flumphs & Mind Flayers is weird, cause mechanically Flumphs seem to be a weakened natural predator to Mind Flayers. They can just sense & comprehend any telepathic activity within 60ft, can't be surprised by telepathic creatures(any form of telepathy, also might have saved one Flumph at the end), immune to having it's thoughts & emotions read as well as divination spells. The Gods themselves can't tell you what a Flumph is up too & the spells see invisibility, scrying, legend lore, true seeing(by extension true sight) & foresight(level 9 spell) have no effect against them. Plus the AOE poison condition & the acid damage, if you don't have a restoration spell & don't pass the DC you are going to die, there's no time limit to the recurring damage. Even if you do pass, it can be reapplied & stacked by one or more Flumphs, leading to 10 D4 or more damage at the end of a turn.
But they are so weak. 12AC & 10DC for all their stuff & are literally the only creature in 5E vulnerable to psychic damage, the main damage output for Mind Flayers(forgot to mention Prone Deficiency). Really weird. My guess would be that it's lost to history that the Gith elevated or plainly made Flumphs to be the perfect predator of Mind Flayers, but they eventually weakened the Flumphs to being a nuisance & don't disturb them. Everyone who knew of what happened is dead & no one living can find out about it cause of Flumphs immunity to divination magic.
TL:DR, a cloister of Flumphs is the last place a Mind Flayer would want to go. Especially one as big as Johnny made, where 97 is a few.
The moment I heard that a character called "Tony Fox" was breaking down into the underdark to build and sell houses, literally all I could think of was "Tony Fox's Undersale"
The dig at Foxtons was the most London thing ever. I loved it.
My dnd group loves flumphs because we had a wild magic barbarian who kept rolling the “creates magic flumphs that explode” result on his wild magic table. So they became a meme
That sounds epic. What a great wild magic result.
I really enjoyed this one. I guess we know why Johnny had the skeletons attack a bunch of them that one time. It was great when I realized who/what the kindly ones were. It was the description of what the first one was wearing that made me realize it.
I love that Jayne has a knack for surviving an unexpectedly long time in these. Era the Vacuous was only her 2nd or 3rd Kobald. Grapevine was also a pretty early Flumph, I think.
JANE FINALLY WORE THE OTHERS DOWN, YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! What an amazing festive treat, thank you Oxventure!!!!
"Tell it to me in Metroid" needs to be on a shirt and/or coffee mug.
The Greek mythology nerd in me was a little on edge as soon as the phrase "Kindly Ones" was mentioned...
I'm not even a Greek mythology nerd but just knowing a bit about the Underdark, I immediately assumed that they were what they turned out to be. Confirmation the minute Johnny mentioned the "puppy" and I had a flashback to my first campaign character getting mind devoured, ha ha.
Right? Don't mess with the Erinyes. Also: 30:30 Odysseus? That you?
"Neeeerd" says Jane the one with the (to my knowledge) nerdiest degree
Johnnys is in medieval english lit. pretty nerdy too
@matwetton yeah, I think that's nerdier then physics. It's purely "this is my shit" type degree
Me. Wonder who the Kindly Ones are.
Hears description for Puppies. Oh, this is gonna be fun....
Johnny goes from wondering how if they can match kobold kill count then immediately goes 1d100 flumphs die
Oxboxtralukechioventure keeps me sane
I’m fairly certain Johnny once told Luke that if a DM uses Flumphs they don’t respect their players. Then introduce them the next OXventure now this.
Johnny's hate of Flumphs and whimsy explains Wyrdwood quite well
Boy, that escalated quickly.
"I'm never going to recover from this".....Oh Johnny! That boat sailed a looooong time ago with the Oxventures.
So nice of Johnny to make an unofficial dlc for Balder's Gate 3- as if Faerun doesn't have enough to worry about...
5:16 The urge to start singing "Eeeevery flumph is sacred, every flumph is great..."
Dockleaf: reacts to the world by randomly flipping it off
Me: ah, my spirit animal
When Johnny started with the voice of the kindly ones, I instantly went "Goa'uld!"
Dnd but... Everyone's a _______ makes me so happy
I need a DnD but everyone's a squirrel, but it would make me sad when they inevitably die.
Thanks to the existence of flumps I'm picturing every dead flumph as a glob of marshmallow fluff
Johnny "flumphs have higher hp than kobalds."
Also Johnny "you will need to roll at 100 times the rate"
You know it's gonna be a fun one when Johnny starts out with a little rant on how much he hates the creature in question XD
Couldn't agree more. Just a friendly reminder though, Johnnys pronouns are they/them.
@@Mr_Phox Oh no! I'm sorry Johnny! (You would think being they/them myself would make me better at this.)
For someone who claims to hate flumphs, Johnny sure knows a lot of interesting facts about them.
Know your enemy
I seem to recall Aoife and Johnny having that exact conversation about whales, once upon a time.
Many people hate in ignorance. This is amateur hate, for losers. The truest, most elite hatred is when you know everything about something and Hate. All. Of. It.
To defeat your enemy you must know your enemy
They're the most twee thing in the world (except from the skunk stench...oh and the stench is also poison...and the razor tentacles...oh and the razor tentacles are also poison...but otherwise twee)
They're peak Underdark Weird Shit.
d&d BUT... EVERYONE'S A MIMICK!
Can't believe nobody has said at 28:05 Johnny introduces the goat and Mike accidentally does a great goat impression 😂
Please do "D&D But… Everyone's an Abyssal Chicken" next. 😉
Oh yes, please! I love abyssal chickens and second this suggestion!
Honestly knowing Johnny's hatred for these things make this so much funnier... XD
I hope the war criminal flumph makes a guest appearance!! 🤞
Loved the build-up to the reveal in the end. All of these "DnD But..." episodes are just great 🤣 Flumph!
Um surprised they didn't say "it's a wonderful day in the under dark, and you're a horrible flumf"
i never knew how much i wanted this till just now
Flumph it up baby
16:46 I see what you did there Johnny!
Not a fan of that particular brand of evil then? 😂
My current DM LOVES flumphs. It is his favorite DnD creature. He has a wandering magic item shop run by a flumph that he puts in every one of his games. (I say current DM because I'm usually the DM, but this is the 3rd time he's DM for us, and I'm sooo happy!!)
I wonder if Doc Leaf the Scary is in any way related to the war criminal Flumph?
*was
Literally made me cackle when I saw the thumbnail. Can't wait for it!
Yeah, when you have 'kindly ones' it's never a good sign . . .
Okay so I feel like OX and Johnny have read my mind and made this for me 😂😂😂 obviously I know they didn't but
(Tw mental health crisis)
I have had a really bad past 2 weeks with some traumatic stuff happening that's really messed me up to the point of trying to "opt out" of life multiple times.
I finally got some help yesterday and am now away at a friends house "recovering" from everything and this video has come at the exact right time because it is exactly what I need , some chaotic madness from the minds of our brilliant overlords ox and Johnny ❤
Anyways my point is , its been fucking Rough lately and this is coming at the exact time I need it and as always I cannot wait to see what unfolds in this adventure ♡
Edit -
Side note.... to anyone struggling! You are not alone.
Please please please try and reach out to someone before you get to tipping point because even if you think you aren't loved or you have noone, someone out their cares about you and we all need help sometimes, you deserve to live and feel safe ❤
@@TransGuyShane Best of luck, mate. I hope things stabilize for you in a good way soon. It’s good to hear you‘re not alone. 🙏
@ArDeeMee thank you ♡ slowly on the mend, just taking it minute by minute at the moment but I'm sure I'll be okay in the long run ♡
The Kindly Ones were Mycodin in my mind until we see their puppies.
Then it clicked.
Jonny, you mad man.
I knew that Johnny would have strong feelings about flumphs, but I didn't know whether they would love them or hate them.
Now the real question is WHY they hate flumphs so much
I went to a PAX panel once where they took some time to...ah...vent their spleen about flumphs. So when I saw this video title I just about teetered over laughing.
36:54 Luke:" i promise this isn't like, a bee thing". Oh Luke 🤣🤣💀
I am loving mikes energy in this episode, the way he revved the goat was *chefs kiss* peak comedy 😂
Oh... god... Flumphs are my absolute favorite D&D creature and the one thing from D&D I would pick to bring to the real world if I could pick any one creature. In my ideal world, everyone would have their own Flumph companion. That would solve so many problems. They can telepathically communicate with each other miles apart. Imagine what that does for emergency response. And they can show everyone around you how you are really feeling, making it harder to lie and harder to be mean to people when you know how it is affecting them. And that is just the start of the benefits of Flumphs as companions.
Johnny no... why... no.... god no... all those Flumphs... I have never been so at odds with Johnny before today. What a way to open the game... with a massacre of those gentle beings... senseless death. Genuinely made my eyes water.
I was so excited... but now I am sad and have to stop barely 10 minutes in. I don't understand how anyone could be so cynical to despise Flumphs to such a degree, when they are the light that is missing from our own dark reality. I know the world is harsh and things feel hopeless, but Flumphs are not the enemy.
They're like having a cellphone, but slightly less toxic😂.
Acid tentacles, mate
38:05 Worried about killing the badger but badgers are mostly immune to venom.
Mike 1: Gillyflower the Trusting - upside down free-fall
Mike 2: Parsley the Soggy - light breeze into a tree
Luke 1: Buebelle the Inquisitive - crushed by goat
Jane 1: Hawthorne the Anxious - crushed by goat
Mike 3: Dockleaf the Scary - halved by badger
Luke 2: Daisy the Rapid - halved by badger
Luke 3: Fennel the Pious - halved by teen
Luke 3: Juniper the Hungry - exploded
Luke 5: Belladonna the Psychedelic - poisoned inside-out implosion
Mike 4: Jasmine the Decisive - sliced by "puppy"
Jane 2: Grapevine the Nonchalant
Luke 6: Perrywinkle the Teenytiny
Mike 5: Silkweed the Gentle
1:11 🫰🏿 I hope the kindly ones aren’t mind flayers
2:50 Johnny deserves this for everything the Oxventureres have put them through😂.
I'm kinda sad that we didn't go down the repopulation route.. if BG3 taught me anything, it's that trying to learn about about Flumph mating rituals leads to epic stuff happening!
But this adventure turned out pretty amazing too!
And that's how the hungry Luke-flumph discovered the flumph version of death by snu-snu.
It took 4 years and then some but finally Lolies' wish shall be granted. I can't wait to see what it looks like when Johnny does not respect their players. 🥳
I can't find that video anymore and it makes me sad :( Anyone able to link it for me?
Don't know if comments with links would be held back but it's on the Dicebreaker channel with the title "The 10 Most Ridiculous Monsters in Dungeons & Dragons - live at PAX East 2020"
@@Knopey That's a great point, but this is just as good thank you so much
If you never watched dicebreakers dungeon of catharsis, run by the one and only Johnny, than you are missing out.
I tried, I really tried, but I was put off extremely by one of the players. Should I give it another go?
Dockleaf starring in Ride to Hell Goatribution
Will the party finally pay for the last time they encountered the flumphs?
That war criminal got what was coming to him... eventually.
Oh yes, yes they will... but strangely enough, so will Johnny😂.
This one was delightfully mad. D&D But... is my favorite series of D&D ever! Thank you Oxventurers for another grand adventure of But...!
DnD but.... Everyone is a clumsy giant dragon in Baldur's Gate
I would so watch "After Dark" if it ever got made!!! That sounds awesome! Way to go, everyone!!! I've missed Johnny's taking the helm, but I've also enjoyed everyone else taking a shot. Thanks for starting this whole thing. I've only been watching for the last couple of years, but I've learned so much watching all of you. Much love from across the pond.
Loved it. A fun little twist at the end. 🙂
This was so fun! Johnny's disdain for flumphs just made me so happy!
Johnny names something 'The Kindly Ones'
-me reaching for the iron-
Oh no, oh thats not going to be good
I picture Mike´s scary flumph riding the goat like kratos can ride an ogre for a while and then it just snapped it´s neck as the goat was foaming from the mouth, brutal creatures this flumphs, lawful good you say?
If I had a nickel every time Mike’s “D&D but everyone’s a ____” character immediately picked a fight with the first thing he saw upon reaching the surface…
Also, a character called “Dockleaf the Scary” absolutely deserved to make all intimidation rolls with advantage. Where is Andy and his BS when you need him? 😁
Watching all these amazing "D&D But..." where everyone's very squishy and swiftly replaced does make me wonder if we could ever have an Oxventure Glaze of Blory video (please!)
docleaf... scary because all of his tentacles end in an eye... most are vestigial, but people keep mistaking him for a small beholder
Holy cow, Jerry The Flumph?
HHHELLOO!
Well that took a turn at the end... the kindly ones are awesome!
Lol get flumphed
Get absolutely flumphed
This needs to be a T-shirt
The sound effects! Johnny you fiend!
BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER!!!!!!!
I got home and saw this and I am just so happy
DND but oops all bards
Legit squealed when I read flumph. This is amazing! ❤😂
Jane is just full of glee for this from the start.
I'm betting this turned out to be Johnny's favorite adventure so far. He got his flumph killing spree.
2:10 _Slowly turns blue_
I had the Woody scaring Syd in Toy Story when Luke talked about having a word with them 😆
what a great flumph adventure, i love a story with a happy adventure.
loved all the names Johnny came up with for the flumphs
Why can't I like this video more than once?
I was hoping for Blasto the first flumph Spectre, but maybe next time!
I understood that reference
Well that was Flumphing fun, wouldn't suprise me if there ends up being a live show follow up of this like Oxventure did with Kobolds. Also some version of a D&D But After Dark could be intriguing & entertaining 🙂🤔👍👏👏👏
Great oxventure, would love to see a DnD but with overpowered characters, where the challenge would be to just minimize collateral damage,