The Hash Slinging Slasher (Gacha SpongeBob)
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- Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024
- Happy Spooky Season!
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE AUDIO USED IN THIS VIDEO AND IS MEANT FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY
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The Hash Slinging Slasher -
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The Hash Slinging Slasher Story -
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Yes, I had Shadow do the Thousand Years of Death wearing a Kakashi-esque mask 😂
Missed opportunity to have one of Arty's blobs flickering the lights.......
Great video though.
Funnily enough, I was actually gonna add Arty in at the end instead of David, but Gacha kept giving me ads every time I switched out of Studio...
*My Little Pony: Equestria Girls version (part 2)*
*Mr. Cranky Doodle:* Just look at this place! It's like a ghost town in here. [The lights flicker on and off] Very funny, girls.
*Rainbow Dash:* What?
*Vice Principal Luna:* The lights will flicker on and off, just like the story. I get it.
[The lights continue to flicker as Cranky glances over at a light switch, then looks confused at us]
*Fluttershy:* Hey, Mr. Cranky Doodle, how are you doing that without moving the switch?
*Mr. Cranky Doodle:* I'm not doing it, it must be the stupid faulty wiring in here. This place isn't built to run 24 hours in 1 day.
[The phone rings, and Celestia answers it]
*Principal Celestia:* What?! What?! Hello? Hello? Hello?
*Applejack:* [approaches with Rainbow Dash] Nice try, Principal Celestia.
*Principal Celestia:* Nice try what?
*Rainbow Dash:* The phone will ring, but there'll be nobody there. [waggles her eyebrows and chuckles] You crack us up. [walks off]
*Principal Celestia:* Girls, I'm not doing this. [hangs up, then walks over to Luna, Cranky and Cheerilee] OK, OK. Calm down, guys. Now what was it?
*Vice Principal Luna:* Let's see. There was the lights. [The lights flicker again] And the phone. [The phone rings again] And… *THE WALLS WILL OOZE BLUE SLIME?!?!* Oh, wait, they *always* do that.
*Principal Celestia:* What was that third thing?
[Celestia, Luna, Cranky and Cheerilee look over at the door. Outside, a taxi stops on the other side of the street]
*Sunset Shimmer:* Huh. I didn't know a taxi has arrive this late.
*Ms. Cheerilee:* It doesn't.
*Twilight Sparkle:* Well, it's dropping someone off.
[The taxi drives away, revealing a silhouetted figure, which lifts its buzz-saw for a left hand. Celestia, Luna, Cranky and Cheerilee scream]
*Vice Principal Luna:* The Kirk Billow… T-t-the Mark Pillow… The Lurk Willow…
*Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy and Rarity:* The Dark Shadow Man! [sobs]
*Principal Celestia:* At least y'all understand! We're doomed!
*Pinkie Pie:* No. That's not it. [wipes away a tear] I'm just so touched that Rainbow Dash would go to the trouble, to dress up as a ghostly student, and stand on the other side of the street, just to entertain me. She must really like me!
[The figure approaches the school]
*Rainbow Dash:* Pinkie, there are two problems with the theory of yours. One: I always like you. And two: how can that be me when I'm standing right here?!
[The figure taps on the window with its buzz-saw. Pinkie Pie screams]
*The Equestria Girls, Spike, Principal Celestia, Vice Principal Luna, Mr. Cranky Doodle and Ms. Cheerilee:* *THE DARK SHADOW MAN!!!!*
[The figure opens the door, then approaches the group, who tremble and hug each other protectively while chattering in panic]
*Spike:* Get away from me! Aah! He's gonna cut me! Get away, get away, get away!
*Applejack:* Rainbow Dash, no matter what I said, I'll always like you, too!
*Rainbow Dash:* Applejack, I used your tools to fix the toilet!
*Applejack:* What?
[The figure steps into the lighting, revealing the human counterpart of Quibble Pants]
*Spike:* Get away, get away! Get outta here! You're not welcome here!
[The others stop panicking, and face him with confused looks]
*Quibble Pants:* Can I have a school application? I brought my own buzz-saw for construction class. [The sleeve rolls down to reveal his own hand, holding the handle] I called earlier, but I hung up because I was nervous.
*Pinkie Pie:* Do you have references?
[The gang lets go of each other]
*Principal Celestia:* Wait a minute! If that was you on the phone and you were in the taxi, then who was flickering the lights?
[The lights flicker once again. Everyone looks over at Nosferatu flipping the switch]
*The Equestria Girls, Spike, Principal Celestia, Vice Principal Luna, Mr. Cranky Doodle, Ms. Cheerilee and Quibble Pants:* Nosferatu.
[Nosferatu smiles and the camera cuts to black]
Now I wanna see this play out in animation 😂
My Question for the hash slinging slasher: why didn't you go to the hospital to get your hand reattached through surgery and how did you even attach the spatula to your arm
Many horror stories become less scary with applied logic
*My Little Pony: Equestria Girls version (part 1)*
*Vice Principal Luna:* You mean you've never heard the story of the… Dark Shadow Man?
*Pinkie Pie:* The Mark Widow Fan?
*Principal Celestia, Vice Principal Luna, Mr. Cranky Doodle and Ms. Cheerilee:* *The Dark Shadow Man!*
*Rainbow Dash:* The Kirk Billow… The Lurk Willow… Mark Pillow…
[Celestia, Luna, Cranky and Cheerilee's determined glare turn into bored looks]
*Rarity:* The Clark Hollow… Meadow… T-t-the Cake Milo…
*The Equestria Girls and Spike:* Uh…
[Short pause as the teachers and principals look at each other]
*Principal Celestia:* Yes. The Dark Shadow Man.
*Mr. Cranky Doodle:* *But!* Most people just call him the Dark… [breaks into a scream] …because that's all they have time to say, before he *GETS 'EM!!* [The Equestria Girls and Spike gasp in shock]
*Pinkie Pie:* Tell us the story!
*Principal Celestia:* Years ago, at this very school, the Dark Shadow Man used to be a student, just like the seven of you, only clumsier. [Spike gulps] And then, one day in construction class, when he was cutting some wood with a saw, it happened.
*Rarity:* He forgot the glue?
*Vice Principal Luna:* No.
*Pinkie Pie:* He didn't washed his hands?
*Mr. Cranky Doodle:* No.
*Applejack:* Irregular portions?
*Principal Celestia, Vice Principal Luna, Mr. Cranky Doodle and Ms. Cheerilee:* *NO!!!*
*Vice Principal Luna:* He cut off his own hand by mistake!
*Pinkie Pie:* You mean like this? [pulls out her arm from her socket, and it grows back each time. Celestia, Luna, Cranky and Cheerilee watch in confusion] Or like this? Or this? Or this? [Celestia, Luna, Cranky and Cheerilee frown as they watch] But what about this? Or this? Or this? Or…
*Mr. Cranky Doodle:* Except he doesn't have the power to regenerate limbs.
[The girls and Spike stand with Pinkie Pie's disembodied arms on the floor]
*Pinkie Pie:* So?
*Mr. Cranky Doodle:* *SO IT DIDN'T GREW BACK!!!!*
*The Equestria Girls and Spike:* *OH, NO!!!!*
[The arms scatter]
*Principal Celestia:* And he replaced his hand with a rusty buzz-saw. And then, he got hit by a taxi! And at his funeral, they expelled him! So now, every… What day is it?
*Fluttershy:* Um, Monday.
*Principal Celestia:* …Monday night, his ghost returns to Canterlot High School to wreak his horrible vengeance!
[The girls and Spike gasp]
*Twilight Sparkle:* But tonight *is* Monday night!
*Principal Celestia:* [shifting her narrowed eyes as too does Luna, Cranky and Cheerilee] Then he'll be coming.
*Sunset Shimmer:* But how will we know?
*Vice Principal Luna:* There are three signs that signal the approach of the Dark Shadow Man. First, the lights will flicker on and off. Next…
[A man approaches, interrupting Luna]
*Man:* Excuse me. Can you tell me where the bathroom is?
*Principal Celestia:* Oh, that way. [The man walks off]
*Vice Principal Luna:* Next, the phone in my sister's office will ring, but there'll be nobody there. [The girls and Spike tremble in fear] Finally, the Dark Shadow Man arrives in the taxi that ran him over! [Applejack holds her hat in her hands] Then he exits the taxi, and crosses the street without looking both ways, because he's already *DEAD!!* [Pinkie Pie breathes into a paper bag] Then he taps on the window with his grizzly buzz-saw hand. [Fluttershy whimpers] He opens the door. [imitates a door squeak as she extends her arm to Spike's face, then pulls it back] He *slowly* approaches the entrance! [Fluttershy peeks out from behind Rainbow Dash] And do you know what he does next?
*Pinkie Pie:* What?
*Principal Celestia:* You really wanna know?
*Rainbow Dash:* What?
*Mr. Cranky Doodle:* Are you sure you wanna know?
*Rarity:* *WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT DOES HE DO?!?!*
*Mr. Cranky Doodle:* He gets you! [taps Rarity's back, and the girls and Spike scream. Celestia, Luna, Cranky and Cheerilee laugh, then calm down. They look bored as the girls and Spike continue screaming] Girls, we…
*Principal Celestia:* We were just…
[The girls and Spike continue screaming, until…]
*Mr. Cranky Doodle:* *GIRLS, WE WERE JOKING!!!*
*The Equestria Girls and Spike:* Huh?
*Ms. Cheerilee:* It's not true. None of this is true.
*Sunset Shimmer:* It's not?
*Principal Celestia:* Of course not. Nobody has a buzz-saw for a hand. It was all a joke.
*The Equestria Girls and Spike:* Oh! [they laugh as the teachers and principals watch]
Interesting spin 👍