When Franky said, “Kifflom? Man that’s stupid” in front of them people, I was expecting a 4v1 about to go down in approximately the next *2.2143 seconds* 😂
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It only.makes sense for.michael as he is in midlife crisis and people like that search for therapists cults etc, trevor and frank does not need anything apart from money and bitches
@@saf23303 actually if you pay attention during the story he says he got it but nobody would go out with him on it and so he just watches it. he didn't buy it literally just to look at it. I mean honestly I don't even like Michael that much and i know that...pay more attention???? He's definitely not the only materialistic one in the game. if you're trying to start naming off all the materialistic characters in the game it's literally everyone but Trevor. You obviously didn't get far in the game my guy 💀
Although I’m grateful Michael is the one who can join because he’s extremely sarcastic about the cult😂, I can imagine Franklin would just declined it and Trevor would eventually lose patience and killing spree
Yep. Though I haven't seen the child slavery from Epsilonists that Scientologists are known for, Epsillonists however practice in a publicly active cult reliant on the same kind of pay for promotion shit you get with scientology.
@@gamingguy8929 Oh I know dude! I fucking know! Scientology is a big money laundering scam cooked up by a half-shit F-grade sci-fi writer! Epsillonists are the perfect allegory for scientology! I wish we could have missions where we could go gunning down Epsilonists in online! Just gun them down in droves! Raid their entire compound! It'd be a cool ass mission if we could do a contract mission from the agency from Franklin to rescue Michael. A contract put out by Angela, Michael's Wife, she lets us know how worried she is about her husband not coming home after work, she pulls out her phone and we hear a distressed Michael having been jumped mid-voice mail to his wife. Franklin puts us up to rallying some people we got work with, like the Fooligans as a backup team for the final raid! Maybe give Ron a moment to shine with bringing the getaway car to get Michael safely away from the Epsillonists, and we take the wheel, Ron showing some balls, and who knows, maybe we see him snap like Trevor! After losing the Epsillonists, we drive Michael back home safely, and Michael is so baked out of his mind on some of Labrat's special beer, Michael is in that sloppy lovey-dovey mood. We get a happy ending, and Michael pays us a good chunk of cash for his rescue, AND he's happy to wake up in bed with his wife. Giving that final call saying something like: "I don't remember shit how you got my ass out of there, all I know is it was you. Fank had the right idea sending you and those nuts! I wired the money to your account. Tell Franklin I said thanks." Then we'd be treated to see Michael and Lamar in Franklin's office enjoying a smoke and a beer.
@@gamingguy8929 Yeah but the VA for Trevor has been trying to distance himself from Grand Theft Auto. So we may never see him back in the game again...
They blocked Franklin and Trevor's IP because they were poor. The epsilon cult wants to extract money from their members They wanted michael because he's rich, and while doing the epsilon missions Michael has to give up almost 100k to get to the end.
Trevor is a psychopath who thinks there are reptiles living in human disguises. Franklin lived like a gangbanger, a member of a street gang. He had enough issues with worrying about getting shot at to want to sign up for a cult. Michael DeSanta though was in that right group of rich pretty types in big fancy houses to be driven to the Epsilon cult.
“Ay what up my nig”
“Kifflom!”
how to immediately end conversation
Even the black dude got brainwashed :'(
@erenjaeger1738 what do you mean with even 😂
@@erenjaeger1738Not hard to brainwash them
@@Thanatos_4444 jesus dude
"I'm beyond saving"💀
Sarcastically*
When Franky said, “Kifflom? Man that’s stupid” in front of them people, I was expecting a 4v1 about to go down in approximately the next *2.2143 seconds* 😂
SUUUUUPERRRRR FRANKYYYYYY
OUUUUUUUU
🇲🇽May YAHUAH thy Father bless you all, keep you all, guide you all, protect you all at all times "HALLELUYAH" SHALUM brothers and sisters, Peace out 1 Luv from EL Patron Saint Ricardo. Straight outta San Fernando Valley C.A🇬🇹
📖"Here is the patience of the saints: here are they that guard the commandments of YAHUAH, and the faith of YAHUSHA."📖Revelation 14:12
"Too Live n Die on 818"
(City of Tha Saints)
Fr dude lmao
Poor frank thought he was boutta get dapped up by a brother but instead he got hit with the
“KIFFLAHMM!”
LMAOOO THE KIFFLOM
If I wanted to be in a cult, i would have started one
It’s more fun to be a follower but you make more money as a leader
me too man, me too
There should have been a side mission where Trevor does exactly that.
Michael able to join the epsilon because his theme is blue. Remember the bullet time?
cus of being rich
Because he is the only American protagonist with blue eyes
Because he's only the main char that materialistic, i mean he buy a boat just to watch it.
It only.makes sense for.michael as he is in midlife crisis and people like that search for therapists cults etc, trevor and frank does not need anything apart from money and bitches
@@saf23303 actually if you pay attention during the story he says he got it but nobody would go out with him on it and so he just watches it. he didn't buy it literally just to look at it. I mean honestly I don't even like Michael that much and i know that...pay more attention???? He's definitely not the only materialistic one in the game. if you're trying to start naming off all the materialistic characters in the game it's literally everyone but Trevor. You obviously didn't get far in the game my guy 💀
Kifflom sounds like a word from The Sims to me.
Franklin can join something else through another website and receive a t shirt after trying to solve some word puzzles.
Children of the Mountain
@@RevieValenciaShould've been called Children of The Jungle.
@Batman-ps4om 😂
@@Batman-ps4omhes definitely a child of the jungle
i mean frank is right Wearing a suit for 10 day and running 5 miles 😂
Just finished the 10 days thing and now 1.1 miles (I think) into the desert, currently trying to complete it… f me
@@Jamie-2004the 5 miles ain’t too hard, I beeline it was originally 10
Nothing like stealing 2,000,000 from them every time
Crazy how in their world, Epsilon isn't just a cult. It's the real thing
That's why only Michael has a epsilon suit
this is such a good jab at scientology lmao
Yet Michael was dum enough to fall for it😂
But smart enough to overthrow the cult and become a billionaire out of it.
@@Ux1.73c I think it was only 2.1 mil
Although I’m grateful Michael is the one who can join because he’s extremely sarcastic about the cult😂, I can imagine Franklin would just declined it and Trevor would eventually lose patience and killing spree
What’s funny with the three characters is that they are all in a secret cult but never mention it to one another.
Basically scientology of the GTA universe
Yep. Though I haven't seen the child slavery from Epsilonists that Scientologists are known for,
Epsillonists however practice in a publicly active cult reliant on the same kind of pay for promotion shit you get with scientology.
@@RAPTOR948 plus that culture is also a scam
@@gamingguy8929 Oh I know dude! I fucking know! Scientology is a big money laundering scam cooked up by a half-shit F-grade sci-fi writer! Epsillonists are the perfect allegory for scientology!
I wish we could have missions where we could go gunning down Epsilonists in online! Just gun them down in droves! Raid their entire compound!
It'd be a cool ass mission if we could do a contract mission from the agency from Franklin to rescue Michael. A contract put out by Angela, Michael's Wife, she lets us know how worried she is about her husband not coming home after work, she pulls out her phone and we hear a distressed Michael having been jumped mid-voice mail to his wife. Franklin puts us up to rallying some people we got work with, like the Fooligans as a backup team for the final raid! Maybe give Ron a moment to shine with bringing the getaway car to get Michael safely away from the Epsillonists, and we take the wheel, Ron showing some balls, and who knows, maybe we see him snap like Trevor! After losing the Epsillonists, we drive Michael back home safely, and Michael is so baked out of his mind on some of Labrat's special beer, Michael is in that sloppy lovey-dovey mood. We get a happy ending, and Michael pays us a good chunk of cash for his rescue, AND he's happy to wake up in bed with his wife. Giving that final call saying something like: "I don't remember shit how you got my ass out of there, all I know is it was you. Fank had the right idea sending you and those nuts! I wired the money to your account. Tell Franklin I said thanks."
Then we'd be treated to see Michael and Lamar in Franklin's office enjoying a smoke and a beer.
@@RAPTOR948 a trevor rampage would be better
@@gamingguy8929 Yeah but the VA for Trevor has been trying to distance himself from Grand Theft Auto. So we may never see him back in the game again...
There music is so peaceful and beautiful
its annoying music tbh
Franklin and Trevor are smart people 😂
Michael: i may not be ready, but i'm ready..
Franklin: Kifflom? man, that's some bullshit..
Trevor: i don't need a cult, i AM the cult!
I hope there would be more Epsilon mysteries!🥺
There's one in rdr2 I think
@@zaikoreborn969dang, they been around for a minute.
I love how Michael ends up conning that entire cult out of their money.
"Ay what up my nig"
"Niggflom!"
Niglom sounds better
My dumbazz was like 🤯when I saw 69y ago😂🙏🏾
Yep. That makes sense
“What’s up my night”
You:
“Kifflom”
Driver during traffic stop:
*hands out driving license*
(Iykyk)
"I'm beyond saving." I say that occasionally now for some stupid reason lol
F: This is stupid, I aint that yet
T: No need, I'm always n already beyond saving
M: Kifflom!
F n T: WTF
This is why Franklin can’t access the website. He keeps saying that this shit is stupid.
The only time trevor was sane
Remember the cheloninans from Rdr 2 😂😂😂
“I ain’t there yet”
0:21 this girl in the background is sure aint in game files😂
The Epsilon has a god and a time traveler wonder what else they have
Michael: not for me
there’s a whole side mission about epsilon for michael??
@@garfieldfan925I don’t even remember why I said it
Kifflom, brother father
Kifflom online- Tip the bathroom attendant like 200 times. Then the outfit is given to you.
Cant wait for GTA 6 easter eggs
never heard an npc say “kifflom” all gangsta style
Me: hello how are you doing.
Cultist: Kifflom brother.
Me: *confused Pikachu face*
bro they block Franklin's and Trevor's ip just because they cant save them
But Michael did worse things than Franklin
They blocked Franklin and Trevor's IP because they were poor. The epsilon cult wants to extract money from their members
They wanted michael because he's rich, and while doing the epsilon missions Michael has to give up almost 100k to get to the end.
"kifflom" ermanos❤
Frankin saying this in spanish :
Kifflom? Que estupidez amigo..
Eso no es lo mio
Hombre , esto no es para mi
Kifflom everybody
So michael is the only character who can play epsilon mission?
Yes
My brother did this and you can like kill the guy and get like 10k or 100k from it but you need to grind
If you complete all the missions and kill the guy you get 2.1mil
Funny that the website does not even let them sign up...
whats the name of the mod in the end?
Kifflom brother,father,mother,sister kifflom
KIFFLOM ZONDAR
Kifflom
then theres Micheal.
Kifflom ✋🏼
Only michael can do the epilison
Keeflom
is that kendrick lamar?
Poor confused souls
It’s probably a bad sign when all the groups belong to an ideology
Jadi misi epsilon itu gak bisa buat F atau T ya?
Why Trevor and Franklin can't sign up the epsilon program???
Because it is just for Michael
also Franklin has children of the mountain cult(just a site) and Trwbor has Altruist cult side mission
If you do the side missions you'll find out why
@@Mykenai Yeah Trevor have Canibals missions and Franklin some cult from site
@@Mykenai but because most of them are not 100% needed most of people still dont know about them
Trevor is a psychopath who thinks there are reptiles living in human disguises.
Franklin lived like a gangbanger, a member of a street gang. He had enough issues with worrying about getting shot at to want to sign up for a cult.
Michael DeSanta though was in that right group of rich pretty types in big fancy houses to be driven to the Epsilon cult.
Bro you use just Michael
Someone explain that music
Hey how are you dowin? Kifflom
Why can michael only do kifflom
Tommy, Vic, Trevor and Michael are the most sane protagonists from GTA ever💀💀💀
Kifflon be prased
where is this place?
also, Kifflom. brother- brother
@@nolancarey4500 kifflom
ok
Me when i see muslims
Commenting on every short to get pinned or hearted. Video 22
Sounds like Scientology
Kifflom? What's that mean?
Kifflom brother, Kifflom
"Im beyond saving" 💀💀💀
Kifflom