If I Lose, I Give You My Credit Card

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
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Комментарии • 909

  • @maximeminassian6002
    @maximeminassian6002 2 года назад +549

    The Queen’s cardboard arriving like 3 days after Elizabeth’s passing was soooo cursed in all the wrong ways

  • @titreynium8115
    @titreynium8115 2 года назад +425

    Little Z looking for every excuse to buy those eggs lmao

    • @nix6940
      @nix6940 2 года назад +67

      Someone definitely stole one too. The package was open and one was missing!

    • @RAHGOTS
      @RAHGOTS 2 года назад +36

      @@nix6940 Probably Little Z stole it.

    • @MadWeegee
      @MadWeegee 2 года назад +10

      @@nix6940 Damn deliveryman

    • @toastr1255
      @toastr1255 2 года назад +33

      Yeah, as someone who voted no for the eggs I was rather annoyed when he gave them a second and third chance that could've been used on something funnier but I guess he just _really_ wanted them, huh

    • @nix6940
      @nix6940 2 года назад +2

      @@RAHGOTS ...From himself?

  • @Vernias
    @Vernias 2 года назад +346

    Your chat has incredibly good taste with the frame 1 Dark Pit costume

    • @0yaSumi6908
      @0yaSumi6908 2 года назад +7

      Hi vernias :)

    • @FEARTHEDEER12
      @FEARTHEDEER12 2 года назад +2

      Indeed

    • @fiendfi7119
      @fiendfi7119 2 года назад +8

      one chatter does at least, the uncultured majority voted no :/

    • @benio4079
      @benio4079 2 года назад +1

      damn a Vernias comment with only 61 likes

    • @SoapConnoisseur16
      @SoapConnoisseur16 2 года назад

      Obama pillow was better

  • @nikodabos
    @nikodabos 2 года назад +701

    I gotta respect little Z throwing away his wallet for the content.

    • @danielwisehart5460
      @danielwisehart5460 2 года назад +22

      the man owns a tesla for playing smash bros

    • @AJ-lm5dl
      @AJ-lm5dl 2 года назад +11

      @@danielwisehart5460 Exactly. The money he spent in the video is chump change.

    • @imn_fauler6098
      @imn_fauler6098 2 года назад

      Money is pverrated

    • @danielwisehart5460
      @danielwisehart5460 2 года назад +1

      @@imn_fauler6098 you ever been hungry my friend?

    • @RedBloodAura
      @RedBloodAura Год назад

      @@danielwisehart5460 he's been hungry for controversy

  • @danielferrieri7434
    @danielferrieri7434 2 года назад +826

    This is more painful than Deadly Spectate

    • @h.a.c.k.3803
      @h.a.c.k.3803 2 года назад +38

      Painful = Enjoyable

    • @ayskaripepperooni2770
      @ayskaripepperooni2770 2 года назад +2

      Like you lose you cosplay doesn't exist.

    • @all-starsilver1835
      @all-starsilver1835 2 года назад +5

      At least those don't kill his bank account

    • @ChanceMa
      @ChanceMa 2 года назад +4

      @@all-starsilver1835 well not directly

    • @smash154
      @smash154 2 года назад

      Well it's better than Hoppcat beating him on smash bros like he usually does.

  • @DeaLyst
    @DeaLyst 2 года назад +595

    Next time we need to make him buy three actual body pillows so he can actually use the covers

  • @MrDraconian44
    @MrDraconian44 2 года назад +104

    Day 1 of reminding Little Z that he didn't show the Toad costume he bought in "If I Lose, I Give You My Credit Card"

    • @Wet_sheen
      @Wet_sheen 2 года назад

      Ikr

    • @Contombro
      @Contombro 2 года назад +3

      I was about to comment that exact thing lmao, btw littleZ if your reading this you have to where it the Hole next vid in the series.

  • @AnAnonymousPie
    @AnAnonymousPie 2 года назад +345

    Watching the streams is the best thing ever, seeing him lose and have chat immediately vote on whether he should buy the cursed smash character body pillow is too funny.

  • @mattiketola864
    @mattiketola864 2 года назад +123

    "I'm not gonna use the eggs"
    Convienietly is already open and only has 5 out of 6 in the box.
    Okay.

    • @wttu2960
      @wttu2960 Год назад +4

      sus

    • @zombehnashun
      @zombehnashun Год назад +2

      I'm hoping that the Amazon driver stole one, but I'm not sure that's much better.

  • @Enzym3
    @Enzym3 2 года назад +114

    You know Little Z ended stream and IMMEDIATLY went straight for those 6 eggs

    • @pokemaster2352
      @pokemaster2352 2 года назад +3

      5 actually

    • @TheBestShirt
      @TheBestShirt 2 года назад +3

      Someone stole an egg lol

    • @CoreyT97
      @CoreyT97 2 года назад +9

      @@TheBestShirt He probs used it before the stream lmao 🤣

    • @gungle2595
      @gungle2595 Год назад

      For an omelette, right? Right?

  • @JUMPYCOOL
    @JUMPYCOOL 2 года назад +201

    Chat: We need to get Zack a body pillow!

    • @pouletcosmique6236
      @pouletcosmique6236 2 года назад

      Or tenga eggs for using the body pillow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @agentclank8183
      @agentclank8183 2 года назад +8

      Another* body pillow.

    • @davidcline0809
      @davidcline0809 2 года назад +1

      @@agentclank8183 ho only has the covers

    • @davidcline0809
      @davidcline0809 2 года назад

      *he*

    • @agentclank8183
      @agentclank8183 2 года назад

      @@davidcline0809 Don't know why you replied to me then, it should have been general since everyone is saying body pillow.

  • @harveyrichardson8826
    @harveyrichardson8826 2 года назад +62

    Zack just wanted the eggs. Let’s be honest

  • @mechaswool
    @mechaswool 2 года назад +32

    "Stop buying me this [waifu body pillows]" is just asking for chat to make you buy them more

  • @crimsonstormsurge
    @crimsonstormsurge 2 года назад +99

    Can we agree this is the best series on his channel. Also do one with the underdogs where each of you have to buy something if u lose

    • @ArynBacklogDragon
      @ArynBacklogDragon 2 года назад +3

      Nah, it's good but you lose you cosplay and deadly spectate are better.

    • @osidiusemphatic3505
      @osidiusemphatic3505 2 года назад +2

      It would be better if the actual purchases were more interesting, instead of "make him buy a body pillow cover / plush toy / costume that will appear on screen once and then disappear forever".

    • @jenniferfisher3255
      @jenniferfisher3255 2 года назад

      @@osidiusemphatic3505 yes it is

  • @HarryTheRatGod
    @HarryTheRatGod 2 года назад +81

    I love this series + Rest in peace bigwinbeer.

    • @sg2126
      @sg2126 2 года назад

      ?

    • @Xaero13
      @Xaero13 Год назад +1

      @@sg2126 Director Cogger is BigWinBeer's new name

    • @sg2126
      @sg2126 Год назад

      @@Xaero13 i know that. did he die or something?

    • @Xaero13
      @Xaero13 Год назад

      @@sg2126 no

  • @cookiemelon3590
    @cookiemelon3590 2 года назад +39

    The olimar bit had me dying on stream and had me dying in the video, keep it up Zach!

    • @gianrazon2639
      @gianrazon2639 2 года назад +2

      Rest in pepperoni, olimar.
      It's painfully funny when watching it on stream

  • @xHaskor
    @xHaskor 2 года назад +116

    Little Z really knows how to make me click on a video

  • @smashmikey
    @smashmikey 2 года назад +52

    So this is now just a series…
    I love it

  • @minilopgamer1950
    @minilopgamer1950 2 года назад +22

    16:50 I was the one who said, it’s official the wheel hates you. I’m so happy my chat comment got into the video.

  • @CommentPositionInformer
    @CommentPositionInformer 2 года назад +13

    Little Z when he gets hit in lag: "It's impossible to parry in this lag!"
    Little Z when his opponent parries in lag: "Oh, must be so hard to parry when the game is in slow motion!"

  • @benjaminu5417
    @benjaminu5417 2 года назад +89

    I love how he trusts his chat to chose things

    • @Tcoaal_is_Peak
      @Tcoaal_is_Peak 2 года назад

      I don’t think he does

    • @benjaminu5417
      @benjaminu5417 2 года назад

      @@Tcoaal_is_Peak now that I think about it chat does make him buy some weird and expensive stuff…never mind (ps can you say hi to the underdogs crew for me hopcat? 😊)

  • @foxbear60
    @foxbear60 2 года назад +14

    21:37 Z: "The Beat Maker is cancelled."
    Me: *We know you don't like the eggs.*

  • @Thefrogking15
    @Thefrogking15 2 года назад +3

    There's about 80 characters in this game and he thinks about 10 of them are cool and yet he is still surprised when he only gets lame characters

  • @SonicHaXD
    @SonicHaXD 2 года назад +3

    Your thumbnail is literally "Oh no~ don't make me buy the Bowsette body pillow UwU" XD

  • @Alpinoob5555
    @Alpinoob5555 2 года назад +17

    Hey little z, I loved the stream and would love to see more of these vids man
    Ps: rip z’s wallet

  • @TaleOfTheToaster
    @TaleOfTheToaster 2 года назад +6

    The best joke is at the very very end omg

    • @LittleZReal
      @LittleZReal  2 года назад +5

      Reminder to always watch until the end of a Little Z video

    • @ogfuzzy8631
      @ogfuzzy8631 2 года назад +1

      @@LittleZReal Understood, SIR! o7

  • @bloomerangplays6669
    @bloomerangplays6669 2 года назад +18

    27:43 ok but this part was actually hilarious

  • @salty_slug
    @salty_slug 2 года назад +6

    11:43 "What happened to Pikmin rights?!"
    Everyone that's played Pikmin: What Pikmin rights?

  • @enochtan2098
    @enochtan2098 2 года назад +11

    2:22 petition to make a one hour version of this song

  • @Matpit18
    @Matpit18 2 года назад +6

    Can’t believe chat turned down that Dark Pit cosplay.
    That person was just trying to buy Little Z some cosplays for the next YLYC so that he doesn’t have to.
    They were just trying to do a nice thing.

  • @dreeg1896
    @dreeg1896 2 года назад +7

    Yes, Flare Blitz hits twice. One on contact, and one in an explosion.

  • @exit12903
    @exit12903 2 года назад +19

    20:09 Bro the fact that someone stole an egg out of the package makes it so much funnier

    • @Maxwell_Twist
      @Maxwell_Twist 2 года назад +5

      Sure, a porch pirate decided to open the package and take a singular egg instead of just taking the entire package and opening it later in a safe location. Whatever you say.

    • @ThatOneWeirdFlex
      @ThatOneWeirdFlex Год назад +6

      We all know he tried the egg

  • @nathanwharton2420
    @nathanwharton2420 2 года назад +3

    3:58 who is this BigWinBeer fellow? I vaguely remember someone with that name, but he died a couple years ago. I think might play a bit of Duck Hunt though...

  • @peregrinehawk8363
    @peregrinehawk8363 2 года назад +5

    Bit of context for the falcon match: this was actually his second game of falcon because he was throwing the first one to avoid daily gaming getting screentime because he confused them for gaming time who cheated in blindfold smash.

  • @andreaalexander1407
    @andreaalexander1407 2 года назад +8

    Next time, we must all remember to make him buy more tiny cat costumes for his cats

  • @Zal_TWasTaken
    @Zal_TWasTaken 2 года назад +6

    I collect amiibos and watching that olimar die was the most painful thing ever

  • @lorrainero6822
    @lorrainero6822 2 года назад +3

    As a owner of piranha plant slippers I would say they’re great

  • @zombehnashun
    @zombehnashun Год назад +2

    Y'know, I imagine it gets lonely being an Amazon Driver, so I'm giving Little Z the benefit of the doubt and I say that a very lonely Amazon driver couldn't help himself and took one of the eggs.

  • @gabrielpaulson9347
    @gabrielpaulson9347 2 года назад +5

    12:30 Marss’s bloodthirst has become one step closer to satisfaction

  • @bandcshow11d6
    @bandcshow11d6 2 года назад +2

    Chode blown by toad. I’m almost died laughing

  • @smash154
    @smash154 2 года назад +7

    I am glad you are feeling better Little z and In good health.

  • @The_Estrodjinn
    @The_Estrodjinn 2 года назад +1

    Let’s look at the everything we know about the eggs. 1 he did it two extra times after realizing what they were. 2 the package when he received it was already open . 3 when he saw them there was one missing. Not saying anything but a little suspicious.

  • @Condor42
    @Condor42 2 года назад +3

    Zach drinking: my wife left and took the kids
    The cup: no johns

  • @shadowed69
    @shadowed69 2 года назад +2

    The amount of people that don't get the joke with the missing egg is ridiculous lol.

  • @DefNotStarscream
    @DefNotStarscream 2 года назад +3

    That Olimar torture is worst when Alpha flushed him into the toilet.

  • @Ohn0whymi
    @Ohn0whymi 2 года назад +2

    Weird how the sexy toad costume and the 1 singular egg were missing🤔

  • @Alpinoob5555
    @Alpinoob5555 2 года назад +4

    Imagine little z goes to a dinosaur museum in the dinosaur costume😂

  • @SirFeatureCreature
    @SirFeatureCreature 2 года назад +1

    bro really tried pretending he didn't use an egg before recording this video.

  • @superthunder5041
    @superthunder5041 2 года назад +3

    Little Z is just giving everything of his away for us nowadays, I'd love to advocate for everytime Little Z loses he gives us one of his vital organs.
    I call his kidney.

  • @itsmevarnami
    @itsmevarnami 2 года назад +2

    “I bought it before the queen died” 🧢

  • @loshtrimpo8781
    @loshtrimpo8781 2 года назад +4

    17:18 I have never witnessed so much rage towards Olimar yet I completely agree

  • @johnstarinieri7360
    @johnstarinieri7360 2 года назад +4

    The segment after the Olimar game was giving me Riddler from The Batman vibes

  • @JosepiThe13th
    @JosepiThe13th 2 года назад +1

    Little Z you should totally put that Pyra body pillow up for auction. Not for any particular reason tho.

  • @SJMan2022
    @SJMan2022 2 года назад +3

    I love watching these videos where Little Z loses money on pointless junk

  • @avaboaudione
    @avaboaudione Год назад +1

    I enjoyed seeing you being humiliated by the hand that feeds you. Subscribed immediately.

  • @venis1335
    @venis1335 2 года назад +5

    Ah yes, this is gonna go just as great as last tome

  • @sentibushi3224
    @sentibushi3224 2 года назад +2

    6:55 I thought little z was gonna wear it, did he lie?

  • @appapp-yd2mu
    @appapp-yd2mu 2 года назад +4

    12:20 that was Marss's favorite part

  • @supermario7268
    @supermario7268 2 года назад +1

    It's like almost every video I have to hear about this dude's girlfriend why does he get one and i can't?! It's not fair. I subbed for Smash Bros not a reminder. I'm unsubbing

  • @addisonqi8133
    @addisonqi8133 2 года назад +8

    Respect to little Z spending his money on body pillows for content

  • @jaylenney
    @jaylenney 2 года назад +2

    Rip Olimar amiibo, he'll be missed
    2022 - 2022

  • @Mr.Mimic_MSM
    @Mr.Mimic_MSM 2 года назад +1

    You may as well be the first person to touch olimar's head on his amiibo

  • @domomcbeasty743
    @domomcbeasty743 Год назад +1

    12:06 Little Z was trashing Doom music in one of his streams…guess it grew on him

  • @LeoIsDIO
    @LeoIsDIO 2 года назад +1

    Something about Maddie specifically holding up the Bowsette pillow seems... Deeply unsettling.

  • @Pokewold449
    @Pokewold449 Год назад +1

    24:05 “Good things come in small packages” “So like your nutsack/red rocket”🚀🥜😂

  • @tomascrosson7111
    @tomascrosson7111 Год назад +1

    6:56 is why Little Z is one of my favourite youtubers.

  • @unclesam5714
    @unclesam5714 2 года назад +1

    I need the Amazon link for the colossal probiscis monkey plush… I NEED IT.

  • @davidaamodt7769
    @davidaamodt7769 2 года назад +2

    Kinda sus how he kept going back to the eggs after realizing what they are 🤨

    • @davidaamodt7769
      @davidaamodt7769 2 года назад +1

      Also the delivery driver snatched one 😂

  • @zombeef3074
    @zombeef3074 2 года назад +2

    “How about you let me enjoy myself??” He asks as Peach is beating him so he can buy the self satisfaction eggs. Oh the irony

  • @G65993
    @G65993 Год назад +1

    17:43 you know he made that deal because deep down. He wanted those eggs

  • @NickWellman-q4j
    @NickWellman-q4j 8 дней назад +1

    OLY SH1T LITTLE Z THAT WAS NOT WHAT I MEANT BY MAKE A BROKEN AMIIBO!!!

  • @rodenjaldinhartsough5739
    @rodenjaldinhartsough5739 2 года назад +1

    You ever just see a find 4 saint seiya for a moment to get a good shot. Me too. I’m not going on a trip yet I think we should do that for you and your dad to see if we could do that and we could do it at home.

  • @skymaker1
    @skymaker1 2 года назад +1

    Not gonna lie. Bowsette body pillow goes hard. And I don't know why

  • @jefferydavidson5347
    @jefferydavidson5347 2 года назад +1

    12:30
    “OLIMAR’S F**KING DEAD!”
    -Little Z, 2022

  • @thefloat457
    @thefloat457 2 года назад +2

    I am starting to think this is an excuse for Zach to get body pillows😊

  • @daviddelcarmen767
    @daviddelcarmen767 2 года назад +1

    Did he just refer to Director Cogger as the deceased Big Win Beer?!?!? 😮

  • @Creeper0224
    @Creeper0224 2 года назад +1

    Never better timing for the Queen Elizabeth II standee lmao

  • @theworstyoutuber7905
    @theworstyoutuber7905 2 года назад +1

    Disappointed that chat voted no on the potatoes

  • @amoura39
    @amoura39 Год назад +1

    AAAAAA NO WHY DID THEY SAY NO TO MYTHRA
    SHE'S SO CUTE AND HOT AND ADORABLE AND LOVELY LOL >W

  • @lemonaid-ice
    @lemonaid-ice 2 года назад +1

    Not little z taking the 6th missing egg for himself and lying about it

  • @grass-touched
    @grass-touched Год назад +1

    The thumbnail is something I wouldn't call losing

  • @GAMEAVENGGERYLEY
    @GAMEAVENGGERYLEY Год назад

    The Obama pillow is one true piece of art. Is it worth 1 million dollars? OBVIOUSLY WORTH 1 MILLION DOLLARS FOR AN OBAMA PILLOW!!!!!!!!

  • @tack6010
    @tack6010 Год назад +1

    RIPLittle Z credit card:2023-2023

  • @BjornPrice-dh5fo
    @BjornPrice-dh5fo Год назад +1

    Yoshould just give the olimare amibo to maddie

  • @FaKeL3Af
    @FaKeL3Af Год назад +1

    at 8:14 he activates mine his and the worlds googels at once

  • @WaluigiWahrrior
    @WaluigiWahrrior 2 года назад +2

    "Sometimes you gotta bring out the lameness to win"
    -Little Z, 2022

  • @amoura39
    @amoura39 Год назад +1

    GODDDDD THE EGGS 🥴
    I WANNA BE USED AS AN EGG GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHA >W

  • @Rwixen
    @Rwixen 2 года назад

    LMAOOO I am playing Dragon Ball Z Kakarot and when he pulled out the supreme drip jacket, Goku said "We have a keeper" JAJAJAJA SUCH GREAT TIMING

  • @TizocStoneworks
    @TizocStoneworks Год назад +1

    We’ve had the guillotine now we have the hammertine

  • @jefferydavidson5347
    @jefferydavidson5347 2 года назад +1

    The timing with the Queen
    💀💀💀

  • @iswiftyfox8997
    @iswiftyfox8997 2 года назад +1

    19:42 this is so underrated

  • @ShyGuyDood
    @ShyGuyDood 2 года назад +1

    What about the toad costume

  • @KLGB76
    @KLGB76 2 года назад +1

    I'm a simple man: I see Bowsette on the thumbnail, I click.
    Also, 15:30 #PlantGang

  • @dynamiterobin7875
    @dynamiterobin7875 2 года назад +2

    12:26 Olimar mains will remember that

  • @mlg_slayer18thegreat60
    @mlg_slayer18thegreat60 2 года назад +1

    The gaster noise is used three times in this video lmao

  • @Prisma39
    @Prisma39 Год назад +1

    Give the bulbasaur to tcnick3

  • @kingnik6219
    @kingnik6219 2 года назад +1

    YOU LOSE YOU COSPLAY CONFIRMED!
    One of my favorite little z vids.
    Now I'm waiting for squad strike themed teams!

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 2 года назад +1

    12:00 this is the alpharad toiletsaga all over again

  • @orangejuice1418
    @orangejuice1418 2 года назад +1

    7:01 what happened to the Toad costume? 🤨

  • @amongotherthingz7780
    @amongotherthingz7780 Год назад

    HEY LITTLE Z! YOU SHOULD DO A "YOU LOSE, YOU EAT CHALLENGE" WHERE EVERYTIME YOU LOSE WITH A CHARACTER, YOU HAVE TO EAT A SPECIFIC ENTREE BASED ON THAT CHARACTER. LIKE SAY FOR SONIC, EVERYTIME IS A CHILI DOG. THAT WOULD BE PRETTY FUNNY.