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  • @hellgazer8370
    @hellgazer8370 Год назад +4019

    i like how you had to specify the lizard 💀

    • @jr2904
      @jr2904 Год назад +73

      Yeah, I was waiting to find out which one at first lol

    • @chrismckay3868
      @chrismckay3868 Год назад +105

      Just means the gf is more likely to end him...

    • @andrewcody2181
      @andrewcody2181 Год назад +15

      It was obviously the other living big in the video is the most likely to kill him

    • @hankschrader5507
      @hankschrader5507 Год назад +8

      He said least likely…

    • @gur262
      @gur262 Год назад +4

      ​@@chrismckay3868statistically true.

  • @MartintheTinman
    @MartintheTinman Год назад +2808

    So you don't trust the human nearby, very wise

    • @bdkplaysx
      @bdkplaysx Год назад +83

      it's always the spouse

    • @alexmoran7886
      @alexmoran7886 Год назад +10

      I was thinking it

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Год назад +19

      What human? I saw only cold blooded reptiles, think about it and guess which one I am talking about: stare at you, get very cold very easy, do things for reasons that are incomprehensible and need their environments exactly right or it won’t end well.

    • @alexmoran7886
      @alexmoran7886 Год назад +9

      @@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      Well "Ke$ha" was laying on a human woman's chest, but I understand why you didn't notice. She is a beautiful creature 😍

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Год назад +4

      @@alexmoran7886 Iam just poking fun at the fact that Iam a nord stereotype cursed to be with women who ALWAYS NEED THE PLACE FAR TOO WARM like Jesus wept idk why but every single one is like that.

  • @alexmoran7886
    @alexmoran7886 Год назад +446

    I love how raptor sees you and he's "omg your back hi" *jumps on you to give lots of love*

  • @hypnoticskull6342
    @hypnoticskull6342 Год назад +118

    "Does your lizard bite?"
    "No. He'll just climb on you."

  • @VelaBun
    @VelaBun Год назад +846

    there two types of dogs
    Kesha 😊
    Raptor 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

  • @thebighurt2495
    @thebighurt2495 Год назад +1504

    I adore how much Raptor likes you. It's a level of affection I didn't know reptiles could show.
    It's also interesting that you trust the lizards enough to let them out. You must have not had many negative experiences with, I take it?

    • @littlewigglemonster7691
      @littlewigglemonster7691 Год назад +106

      They will non intentionally hurt you very often.

    • @Draconic_Lorecraft
      @Draconic_Lorecraft Год назад +57

      I would let my son out cliff if I wasn’t paranoid about his safety. And my dogs.
      And my cats. And that random turtle

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 Год назад +26

      @Little wigglemonster Unless it's a Komodo Dragon, but those were probably the exception you were thinking of.

    • @littlewigglemonster7691
      @littlewigglemonster7691 Год назад +62

      @@thebighurt2495 you can't legally own a komodo dragon. . .
      The monitors in the video are black throat ( or maybe white throat ) monitor and a argus monitor ( argus is first one shown )
      But I still don't understand exactly what your reply is meant to be.

    • @goldenhate6649
      @goldenhate6649 Год назад +22

      @@littlewigglemonster7691 That and no komodo has ever made it very long in captivity. All have died prematurely.

  • @jelly._echo
    @jelly._echo Год назад +342

    Rico is Rico
    We love him

  • @Thegreendingler
    @Thegreendingler Год назад +143

    "I am saturated " 😂😂

  • @MordekaiserIsOP
    @MordekaiserIsOP Год назад +249

    He's just a lil man!

  • @morganicsmoothie964
    @morganicsmoothie964 Год назад +87

    Lil man has excellent aim while feeding.

  • @sleepydevilz
    @sleepydevilz Год назад +27

    i think owning a reptile who could just scurry up my leg to say hello would make my life marginally better

  • @HIMOTHYBULL
    @HIMOTHYBULL Год назад +67

    Raptor is so lively

  • @bradreed2001
    @bradreed2001 Год назад +13

    I love how Raptor is listed before Lil Man. It makes it seem like Lil Man is more likely to kill you

    • @lukegreen-mi8qq
      @lukegreen-mi8qq 10 месяцев назад +1

      Because raptor is too goofy to kill you lil man is a deadly weapon

  • @Giga.cat_17
    @Giga.cat_17 Год назад +30

    Lil man looks like he wouldn’t waste a second to kill you : O

  • @Xtrachunky
    @Xtrachunky Год назад +39

    I need a lil’ man in my life

  • @paulschofield985
    @paulschofield985 Год назад +36

    Love lizards 🦎 cool little dudes you got there..

  • @travisconover4762
    @travisconover4762 Год назад +11

    Unbelievable raptor has awsome personality he's so cute man.

  • @jm3na
    @jm3na Год назад +8

    I like Juan the destroyer of leaves 😂

  • @gggghuijhh7676
    @gggghuijhh7676 Год назад +14

    They’re all cute creatures good job bro

  • @buddycatdudeguy7169
    @buddycatdudeguy7169 Год назад +6

    Raptor seems like a fun little guy

  • @syrathdouglas1244
    @syrathdouglas1244 Год назад +4

    Raptor reminds me of my cat: cuddly but accidentally nicks you with his claws on occasion. Eclipse is a good boy, just a clumsy excitable goof.

  • @reddie1705
    @reddie1705 Год назад +2

    I love his cadence at #5 "Ke$ha, wit a dolla sign 🥶" definitely helps me understand her personality

  • @louloudaki_
    @louloudaki_ 9 месяцев назад +1

    i feel like i would cry from how cute lil man is if i met him in person. he’s just a lil dude

  • @SeaskiCyclone
    @SeaskiCyclone Год назад +5

    And at number six we have my girl.....she is very venomous and tends to be territorial in the morning😅

  • @the_glitter_is
    @the_glitter_is Год назад +4

    All I can imagine is what his house must smell like 😂

    • @livingglowstick1337
      @livingglowstick1337 Год назад

      Lizards dont smell dogs are the animals most know smell

    • @Javas_The_Shark
      @Javas_The_Shark 11 месяцев назад

      ​@livingglowstick1337 their farts are the smelliest a wise guy told me

  • @VRmission38
    @VRmission38 Год назад +5

    Wait his girlfriend DIDNT make the list?! 🤣

  • @dvsandoval3936
    @dvsandoval3936 Год назад +1

    Ok that last name with the dollar sign outrageous 😂

  • @katuhstrofik
    @katuhstrofik 11 месяцев назад +1

    "we have lil MAAAAAAAN"
    second only to the belligerent zip tie

  • @BarbuDragonz
    @BarbuDragonz Год назад +15

    lil man!

  • @MetaFanWing
    @MetaFanWing Год назад +5

    I don’t like how the eye cracked like a forsaken artifact.
    And then he *busted the eye through.*

  • @cynthialbell9023
    @cynthialbell9023 Год назад +1

    They are all loved, and can roam free. Beautiful lizards.

  • @torquess454
    @torquess454 Год назад +8

    I’d love to have all those family members ❤

  • @North_Of_Nowhere
    @North_Of_Nowhere Год назад +1

    Idk dude, Lil Man looks like he's plotting something

  • @ThaddeusGhostal
    @ThaddeusGhostal Год назад

    At number 1 we’ve Raptor the Dragon.
    Raptor the Dragon: Hugs!!

  • @vexmyth0clast
    @vexmyth0clast Год назад +1

    Lizards are so damn cute.

  • @BisexualPlagueDoctor
    @BisexualPlagueDoctor 11 месяцев назад

    I love how some reptiles are physically incapable of love, and others are just scaly dogs
    It’s like gambling with your heart and bank account

  • @lucashoover9370
    @lucashoover9370 11 месяцев назад

    Raptor and Kesha are just like dogs, that's awesome

  • @Gasolineworld
    @Gasolineworld 11 месяцев назад +1

    I don't know, but Lil' man seems excessively dangerous...

  • @starflyer3219
    @starflyer3219 8 месяцев назад

    ..."we have Li'l man.
    And he's a little guy." 🥰

  • @ryanthegoat7233
    @ryanthegoat7233 9 месяцев назад +1

    Watching your videos makes me want a Komodo Dragon

  • @seth6525
    @seth6525 Год назад +2

    juan is so peaceful

  • @jthewelshwarlord6331
    @jthewelshwarlord6331 10 месяцев назад

    The fact that one of the most food-motivated monitor lizards is in the top 5 of least likely to kill you scares me about what's in the top 10

  • @JemSquash94
    @JemSquash94 Год назад +2

    it makes my mind sing with explosions to know that some eat leaves, some eat bugs and the others eat everything in the divorce. all cold blooded, I learned the hard way

  • @SpaceCatTheThird
    @SpaceCatTheThird 9 месяцев назад +3

    ✨Leaves✨

  • @user-ec2zm5wm1n
    @user-ec2zm5wm1n 7 месяцев назад

    This man trained those dinosaurs very well 😅

  • @Kingbimmy
    @Kingbimmy 9 месяцев назад

    Everyone always likes to say “dude, reptiles can’t love you. They don’t have emotions”, but sometimes they do seem to bond in some sort of way, obviously depending on what kind, how often you interact with it, and how well you care for it. Raptor seems to like his owner, and is quite clearly at least comfortable with being very close with him.
    It doesn’t matter if they have what we understand as emotions, reptiles are smart and know when you’re a threat or someone who feeds and is gentle with them. I don’t like when people try to spoil reptile lovers’ joy of having really lovely interactions with their reptile.
    I had a leopard gecko, and he always always headed straight to my hand as soon as I put it in his tank to feed him, clean, and get him fresh water. He was always trying to climb on. And yeah, it could absolutely be just for the body heat I provide, but he noticeably never did the same to anyone else, no matter how calm and gentle they were.
    He didn’t look the smartest, I’ll tell you that, but he knew ME, and he was so comfortable with me, and enthusiastic about climbing onto me, that I felt a bit like he did actually like me 🥺

  • @hello-mt3be
    @hello-mt3be 10 месяцев назад

    Lizard really thought he could use your leg as a tree branch and climb up it

  • @LittleBirbBoi
    @LittleBirbBoi 7 месяцев назад

    I was kinda expecting Steve to be here since his just a goofy little dude

  • @Nez_RL
    @Nez_RL Год назад

    You forgot the belligerent ziptie 😂

  • @tosutaa
    @tosutaa Год назад +1

    Those are cute dogs, what breed are they?

  • @dariasthomas993
    @dariasthomas993 9 месяцев назад

    i love the potato lizard. Ke$ha deserves everything this world has to offer

  • @dakotafrazier2985
    @dakotafrazier2985 11 месяцев назад

    Kesha and Raptor are so sweet

  • @critterwhisperer5821
    @critterwhisperer5821 8 месяцев назад

    Lol raptor loves climbing your legs

  • @keandredewayneavery8132
    @keandredewayneavery8132 10 месяцев назад

    Every video with Lil man is my favorite

  • @aarons9961
    @aarons9961 9 месяцев назад

    Kesha reminds me of Curits, also a Savannah Monitor Snuggle Monster. I had it's enclosure on the floor between the wall and my bed, so it was easy to just fence off that part of the room. Curtis would climb the bedsheets at night and sleep on my chest, despite having a substrate heater in one corner, a heat lamp in another, and cool zones in the other two corners. I miss him

  • @deone-entity3935
    @deone-entity3935 Год назад +7

    Why you don't give raptor small skate board to glide😂😂😂

  • @Sgt.terminator
    @Sgt.terminator Год назад

    Kesha is like I love u mom

  • @TheoP582
    @TheoP582 Год назад

    Raptor looks like he's a fun lizard to play around with

  • @Scarletdex8299
    @Scarletdex8299 Год назад

    fun fact: Kesha is an iconically common name for a male pet parrot in post-Soviet countries

  • @Caleb-fv5fp
    @Caleb-fv5fp Год назад +1

    Lil man is indeed a little guy

  • @DonAlfonso63
    @DonAlfonso63 Год назад

    How peaceful is Kesha!!!❤❤❤

  • @C4lyps04teW0rm8
    @C4lyps04teW0rm8 Год назад

    You know it’s serious when it has lil man 💀

  • @kylebieth3678
    @kylebieth3678 10 месяцев назад

    Do you own a vacuum? That carpet is making my anxiety alarm go off

  • @micahfuqua
    @micahfuqua 11 месяцев назад

    Lil man got me💀

  • @turtlejeepjen314
    @turtlejeepjen314 11 месяцев назад +1

    Rwrheeeee-ko is adorable!!!😊

  • @hopepapernacky
    @hopepapernacky Год назад

    "He likes leaves :)"

  • @Brawler1216
    @Brawler1216 9 месяцев назад

    Man said number 1 twice 💀

  • @user-qh3yr4xb1n
    @user-qh3yr4xb1n Год назад

    I just like hearing him say lil man

  • @LORDVONCORE
    @LORDVONCORE Год назад +1

    love that Lil Man

  • @thejaded
    @thejaded 9 месяцев назад

    I love all your names for the reptiles. "Kesha" huh. 😂

  • @CptDawner
    @CptDawner Год назад

    Ke$ha looks so kind

  • @SnoopOnYouTube
    @SnoopOnYouTube Год назад +6

    WHERE BOOMERANG

  • @coimachine8784
    @coimachine8784 8 месяцев назад

    Lil man is indeed a lil guy

  • @skelly.skelly.skelly6185
    @skelly.skelly.skelly6185 Год назад +4

    What is Ke$ha?

    • @christheghostwriter
      @christheghostwriter Год назад +2

      Either a savanah monitor with unusual markings or, possibly, a white throated monitor

  • @potatopirate5557
    @potatopirate5557 Год назад

    Raptor reminds me of Joanna from The Rescuers Down Under 😁

  • @kingcosworth2643
    @kingcosworth2643 Год назад

    Seeing wild monitors here in Australia is cool, big bastards

  • @ThisIsACreativeName
    @ThisIsACreativeName Год назад

    "he likes leaves 😊"

  • @dianajones4484
    @dianajones4484 Год назад

    They are all so incredibly beautiful and so enduringly sweet

  • @Notsuzpicious
    @Notsuzpicious Год назад

    I stan Lil Man.

  • @azekel7687
    @azekel7687 Год назад

    I bet Lil' man thinks he can take on everybody.

  • @Sgt.terminator
    @Sgt.terminator Год назад

    Raptor likes I love you dad

  • @SylverScourge
    @SylverScourge Год назад

    I love how these are all lizards. The only non dangerous animals you own are lizards

  • @Green-p2020
    @Green-p2020 Год назад

    I didn’t see the lizard at first so I thought he was talking about that girl.

  • @deeonisio4935
    @deeonisio4935 Год назад

    I like Juann,, he's my favorite..

  • @johnleejones
    @johnleejones Год назад

    Love how the first one jumps on your leg

  • @chanceatsea9565
    @chanceatsea9565 Год назад

    Lil man looks a lil aggressive😂 he scares me but he’s really damn cute

  • @cynthg9547
    @cynthg9547 Год назад

    The first lizard looks just like the character on The rescuer about the mouse who save a boy the lizard liked eating eggs . Eagle eggs

  • @sirwinkallot
    @sirwinkallot Год назад

    I can smell the room through the phone 😵‍💫😆

  • @leila13dnd
    @leila13dnd Год назад

    I would die for Ke$ha the lizard.

  • @itsagundam8431
    @itsagundam8431 9 месяцев назад

    Kesha: BOMBAAA

  • @robertlawrence3863
    @robertlawrence3863 Год назад

    Plot twist this is Cody from the rescuers down under grown up in real life and the raptor is actually Joanne

  • @kade_13
    @kade_13 Год назад

    I love how you specify that the lizard is the good girl. Also, I noticed how the human girl is not on the list of least likely to kill you…

  • @Suspicious_Moai
    @Suspicious_Moai 8 месяцев назад

    He likes leaves 🗿

  • @weeatpplproductions
    @weeatpplproductions 11 месяцев назад

    Lil Man is my favorite Lil Guy :)

  • @Qrow022
    @Qrow022 Год назад

    This is so cute

  • @kyberkreeper
    @kyberkreeper Год назад +3

    Cute scaly bois

  • @vandergrift5557
    @vandergrift5557 Год назад +4

    You didn't add land flounder?

    • @HeadphoneFish
      @HeadphoneFish Год назад +5

      He was 8ft and 0.009 inches away from him

  • @wendi101076
    @wendi101076 Год назад

    Love the slapped ham take.

  • @bexmw
    @bexmw 10 месяцев назад

    Lil Man ❤

  • @billybranting8656
    @billybranting8656 9 месяцев назад

    1 earthquake and this guy is toast 😢