I made a 10,000 Calorie Boba

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  • Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
  • The recipe I used is from Nino's Home here's the link to his video: • Tapioca Pearls & Bubbl...
    Ingredients:
    Pearls:
    625g Tapioca Starch, 50g Cocoa Powder
    300g Dark Brown Sugar, 350ml Water, 25g Starch
    Boil for 5 hrs and off heat steam for 2 hrs
    Final - 300ml water, 180g Sugar
    Milk Foam:
    150g Cream Cheese, 2 cup Sugar, 3tsp salt, 1.5 cup heavy cream
    Milktea:
    48oz Oolong, 1.5 gallon Milk, 16oz simple syrup
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Комментарии • 645

  • @atrociouswizard6532
    @atrociouswizard6532 Год назад +8008

    Ah, yes, milktea with a hint of an arm taste, my favorite. Hope the guests loved it

    • @FutureCanoe
      @FutureCanoe  Год назад +878

      😂😂

    • @SeraSer4phic
      @SeraSer4phic Год назад +280

      Man just leveled it up with some sea salt flavor.

    • @ant51006
      @ant51006 Год назад +235

      gotta put in the elbow grease for extra flavor

    • @Hnkka
      @Hnkka Год назад +53

      Usually the milktea aint even good, make strong tea and your own milk, Im not fixing this sentence i did not think what i typed

    • @avangardismm
      @avangardismm Год назад +8

      If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus Is Lord' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. -Romans 10:9

  • @francesca3661
    @francesca3661 Год назад +3489

    nice job team😃

    • @MrWill1729
      @MrWill1729 Год назад +22

      hehehe

    • @Wilma5532
      @Wilma5532 Год назад +45

      🤓🦎

    • @posty0401
      @posty0401 Год назад +5

      @@Wilma5532Sam raimi Spider-Man villain

    • @SnoopyReads
      @SnoopyReads Год назад +1

      Forbidden Coco Poofs

    • @tani.q
      @tani.q 10 месяцев назад +1

      nice job team

  • @Laura-zj4tj
    @Laura-zj4tj Год назад +5591

    i dont know what i expected but you serving that monstrosity to guests after putting your whole arm in the drink gave me trust issues

    • @archidias
      @archidias Год назад +293

      wait till u learn how dough is made

    • @Laura-zj4tj
      @Laura-zj4tj Год назад +181

      @@archidias dude idk how you make dough but i only use my hands

    • @archidias
      @archidias Год назад +85

      @@Laura-zj4tj do u knwo what u do before using your hands? u wash them he could've washed his arms its not a hand only activity

    • @Laura-zj4tj
      @Laura-zj4tj Год назад +183

      @@archidias i sure hope he washed them, i still wouldn't like to know someone put his whole arm into my drink 😀 but you do you i dont judge

    • @archidias
      @archidias Год назад +22

      @@Laura-zj4tj i would honestly not mind if I didn't know about it i really hope u work at a food place (especially a factory) someday cuz u gonna be surprised

  • @Rubendybs
    @Rubendybs Год назад +608

    "The first person who ever milked a cow must have endured alot of humiliation and judgement in his village. Now history has circled around, my friends judge me for the occasional glass of cold milk in the afternoon."
    -FutureCanoe, 2023.

    • @tappajavittu
      @tappajavittu Год назад +17

      Well milk is titty snot, so judging people drinking titty snot should be the norm everywhere.

    • @mrdeafter
      @mrdeafter Год назад

      ​@@tappajavittubetter than being a weak a** lactose intolerant lol

    • @jukeofalltradesofficial9518
      @jukeofalltradesofficial9518 Год назад +15

      @@tappajavittu Bro i am eating cornflakes and milk rn, i did not need to see this 😭😭

    • @tappajavittu
      @tappajavittu Год назад

      @@jukeofalltradesofficial9518 Cornflakes and titty snot, mmmmm-mm, the breakfast of winners!

    • @Zack-xu2zw
      @Zack-xu2zw Год назад +11

      @@tappajavittu To be fair, I don't think people cared as much back then. Bathing was seen as a bad thing from certain societies for a long ass time

  • @alexpage10
    @alexpage10 Год назад +913

    I actually didn't know about the origin of the name Boba. I thought it was because of the word "Bubble".
    Now I am obligated to call this drink "Titty tea".

    • @stefanlascuzeanu7663
      @stefanlascuzeanu7663 Год назад +33

      aka Trouble in Terrorist Town

    • @methanesulfonic
      @methanesulfonic Год назад +84

      Tit-tea?

    • @Slavalanche
      @Slavalanche Год назад +23

      @@methanesulfonicTTT

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 Год назад +5

      ​@@methanesulfonic tite

    • @RandomUserX99
      @RandomUserX99 10 месяцев назад +12

      he's correct in saying the word Boba means Big Boobs and it originated from HK, but name the Tapioca Milk Tea after it is entirely a Taiwanese invention, like the drink itself.

  • @willgunawan4232
    @willgunawan4232 Год назад +114

    4:05 the one spinning boba in the middle is killing me LMAO

  • @SailorVdizzle
    @SailorVdizzle Год назад +867

    I love some good arm flavored boba at a party 🎉

  • @caxe7
    @caxe7 Год назад +174

    "everybody gonna taste this today" that was a threat

  • @zunaedanwar5620
    @zunaedanwar5620 Год назад +167

    This man is outside of his mind. Keep the content coming.

    • @hwasassidechick
      @hwasassidechick Год назад +12

      "outside of his mind" is such an odd phrase but it fits so well here lmao

    • @leonelmartinez2486
      @leonelmartinez2486 5 месяцев назад

      Average indian

  • @man_rahman8320
    @man_rahman8320 Год назад +134

    Ah yes my favorite cooking Channel

  • @echidnaralsei1473
    @echidnaralsei1473 Год назад +40

    your narration is just oozing with enthusiasm

  • @tsoodolmaya8689
    @tsoodolmaya8689 Год назад +61

    Futurecanoe doing a voiceover niko’s video is smt I never thought I needed

  • @RJiiFin
    @RJiiFin Год назад +59

    1:08 hand-crafted sugar usually just means that they milked the sugarpigs by hand, possibly also did the drying of the sugarjuice by "hand" (varying the oven temperature and checking it more often than with an automated process)

  • @olhydra
    @olhydra Год назад +257

    EVERYBODY’S SO CREATIVE! was the perfect addition to this video lol

  • @kevinzky88
    @kevinzky88 Год назад +481

    *dipped his hand in the big F bobba
    also him: everyboddy's gonna taste this today

  • @changayong
    @changayong Год назад +636

    The reason why we call them Boba is just because there are two different sizes of the tapioca ball.
    The smaller one is "pearl" while the bigger one is "boba" (big boobs).
    And as the time being, Boba became way more common than Pearl.

  • @kekiboo
    @kekiboo Год назад +20

    Nino's cooking channel is really da best

  • @therealgigachadff
    @therealgigachadff Год назад +232

    Aint no way bro got the ultimate bulking shake. I will drink that whole thing, even if I die.

  • @tent4607
    @tent4607 Год назад +55

    Everybody so creative😁😁😁

    • @mogosa5674
      @mogosa5674 Год назад +2

      ik the voice haunts me to this day

  • @greatwave2480
    @greatwave2480 Год назад +281

    It would have been so much more epic if the boba balls were smaller so they could go through the straw

    • @timestampingcomments9712
      @timestampingcomments9712 Год назад +16

      5:43 (It would have really required some suckage on his part to get one of those up the straw though)

    • @sanhakim1335
      @sanhakim1335 Год назад +23

      ​@@timestampingcomments9712he surely has had a lot of practice

    • @KnightMirkoYo
      @KnightMirkoYo 23 дня назад

      I believe in him, I bet he could do even bigger balls

  • @Ehlryn
    @Ehlryn Год назад +13

    lol that part where he just stuck his whole arm in the drink then immediently said hes gonna give it to other people had me dying

  • @coconutoil1614
    @coconutoil1614 Год назад +10

    3:06 the screen recording hits diff

  • @MaKillah
    @MaKillah Год назад +42

    5:21 I haven’t laughed this hard in a minute 😭😂

  • @MrDaolung
    @MrDaolung Год назад +29

    Thank you for the voiceover

  • @uniworkhorse
    @uniworkhorse Год назад +38

    "Hey dawg, can I get a boba?"
    "Only a glassful!"

  • @MsJesterJP
    @MsJesterJP Год назад +22

    great start. immediately getting 125 x 5 wrong. excellent.

    • @Forkmany
      @Forkmany 17 дней назад

      It 625

    • @Drastic_Eternity
      @Drastic_Eternity 4 дня назад

      Scrolled through comments to see if someone noticed this cataclysmic matter.

  • @livia4838
    @livia4838 10 месяцев назад +1

    Best thing about this video is i love niko's and future canoe cooking videos at the same time. So this is such a win win for me

  • @Danvari
    @Danvari Год назад +44

    Math tip: If you have to multiply or divide something by 5, instead multiply/divide it by 10 first and then by 2. 125g * 10 = 1250/2 = 625 Much easier to do it that way mentally.

    • @tissuepaper9962
      @tissuepaper9962 Год назад +3

      TBH I'm surprised more people don't have the multiples of 125 memorized, 0.125 is 1/8. 0.625 is 5/8, so 625 is 5*125. Maybe that's just a machinist/carpenter thing, I know some people who even have the multiples of 0.03125 (1/32) memorized.

    • @Stay_away_from_my_swamp_water
      @Stay_away_from_my_swamp_water Год назад +1

      Laughs on you I did (125

    • @BlabBlab4723
      @BlabBlab4723 9 месяцев назад +1

      Multiplying by 5 when the number ends on 25 always give X25. Where X is the number *5+1. In your case 1*5+1=6. There is a similar trick for multiplying the same number if they are with 2 digits and ending with 5. If we have 35*35 it will be 3*(3+1)=12 and adding 25 = 1225.

  • @diooverheaven1017
    @diooverheaven1017 Год назад +12

    I enjoyed your tiktoks before but I must say, I enjoy these longer viedeos even more!

  • @icatcyningproductions
    @icatcyningproductions Год назад +104

    The oversized Chris Chan drinking straw was definitely the crème de la crème of this video, it was stupendous one might even say amazeballs?

    • @pinkdarkman
      @pinkdarkman Год назад +8

      Bruh I had forgotten about Chris Chan's amazing drawings of people drinking through comically oversized staws lmaooooo

  • @kotdwar_wala_krishna
    @kotdwar_wala_krishna Год назад +21

    5:43 hell naw 💀🙏

  • @liaramforte1169
    @liaramforte1169 Год назад +21

    As someone who is bulking, I see this as an absolute win

  • @girlyyyyyyy
    @girlyyyyyyy Год назад +5

    Nino and future a collab (sort of )we never new we needed!🙌

  • @panda_keychain
    @panda_keychain Год назад +4

    I love ur voice it’s so therapeutic😭

  • @Kimi-Katsu
    @Kimi-Katsu Год назад +64

    WHY DID YOU STICK YOU ARM IN IT 😭

    • @micah2936
      @micah2936 26 дней назад

      Extra flavor for the guests

    • @paololololol
      @paololololol 22 дня назад +2

      Probably feeling like James Sutherland these days

  • @kellyy8735
    @kellyy8735 Год назад +21

    i’m really liking this longer content

  • @CookiieMonstrr
    @CookiieMonstrr Год назад +52

    So make them half the size and they'll be fully cooked all the way through next time 😁

  • @jonathanquijano2707
    @jonathanquijano2707 Год назад +7

    Bro I just found your channel yesterday an I watched like 10 vids straight. Please keep it up

  • @justletmesleep_
    @justletmesleep_ 10 месяцев назад +1

    He put his whole hand in there and it took me OUT i was NOT expecting that 😂😂😂😂

  • @kspice98
    @kspice98 Год назад +7

    please keep making longer videos

  • @brandiwelch727
    @brandiwelch727 Год назад +2

    Was disappointed AF when a new video never posted to TikTok then I remembered it was Sunday so straight to RUclips I went 😂

  • @marinsmartins9809
    @marinsmartins9809 Год назад +73

    i started to laugh so hard when u tried to multiply 125 by 5 XD (its 625 by the way)

  • @aestheticcat8976
    @aestheticcat8976 Год назад +3

    My recommendations brought me here, entertaining find. 😂

  • @KebronPlaysOffical
    @KebronPlaysOffical Год назад +13

    0:42 IT IS 625 GRAMS NOT 620

  • @Retrorobloxian
    @Retrorobloxian Месяц назад +6

    5:50 what wha-

  • @man3cool
    @man3cool Год назад +4

    2:28 the sewage company behind the scenes

  • @anhdungo4880
    @anhdungo4880 2 месяца назад

    My favorite cooking channel + my favorite cooking channel dammmm

  • @texasred5250
    @texasred5250 Год назад +33

    “This is how I’m going to show them my hospitality. Everyone going to taste this today.” 😈 - he says after fisting the tea with his whole arm

  • @sscaryskeletons0225
    @sscaryskeletons0225 Год назад +12

    1:47 EVERYBODY SO CREATIVE!

  • @lanhuongnguyen5851
    @lanhuongnguyen5851 Год назад +1

    the collaboration that we didn't expect, yet necessary (or not)

  • @yatta747
    @yatta747 11 месяцев назад +2

    He's trying to murder the guests😂

  • @Tracer_Sweat
    @Tracer_Sweat 8 месяцев назад +3

    *roommate and guests show up and walk in kitchen*
    *npc covered in cheese foam and gripping a giant boba in each hand* You weren't supposed to see me like this...

  • @musicbykyozaku
    @musicbykyozaku Год назад

    finally s.o do a video with nino’s method sheesh

  • @sharisharamauthar3925
    @sharisharamauthar3925 Год назад +15

    Those are some big boba balls 😮

  • @lilkiki4512
    @lilkiki4512 Год назад +2

    😂😂😂😂his hospitality 😂😂😂 the ig 😂😂😂 gluck gluck 9000😂😂😂😂❤love this guy

  • @dreamof_me
    @dreamof_me Год назад +3

    I probably wouldn’t make the boba so gigantic, just regular is fine for me. But I would totally drink a 10,000 calorie milk tea

  • @shiba18inu
    @shiba18inu Год назад

    You, my fav cooking channel, doing a voice over of my other fav cooking channel. I ded in pis.

  • @whothehelliswiv
    @whothehelliswiv Год назад +3

    everybody so creative 😀

  • @teslaoui7970
    @teslaoui7970 4 месяца назад

    0:38 that death note music always gets me..nice job team

  • @NinjaOfLU
    @NinjaOfLU 22 дня назад +1

    0:41 is such great bait! :D

  • @3mar00ss6
    @3mar00ss6 Год назад +5

    "No, it actually translates to bubbles. The word can also be used to describe breasts, but the original meaning is bubbles. Its like how balls can describe testicles...but first and foremost it means a round object."
    "No, that is not true. The word "波霸" is ONLY used to describe women with huge breast in both Cantonese and mandarin with a hint of slang. You will never hear it meaning "bubble" in any context.
    The crucial part is that, while "波" can means bubble or ball, "霸" is highly context sensitive and in general, it means "bully" or "biggest" by itself. Not just "big". Due to the use of this term in adult magazine before the introduction of bubble tea, general public avoid using this term entirely without any adult tone.
    Therefore, the initial use of the name "波霸" was an obvious play on word.
    Source: Been a Chinese all my life so far."

  • @ShakoNaTrypu
    @ShakoNaTrypu Год назад +18

    When you took your hand and put it into the tea I literally started crying like really real shit never happens to me before & I’m kind off grossed out too

  • @brownricechild
    @brownricechild 12 дней назад

    the hand in the jar fishing out the anti dragon ball felt so unnervingly uncomfortable that i physically cringed into the back of my couch...
    i love this channel

  • @j4yexe
    @j4yexe Год назад

    Bro was absolutely flabbergasted at the cat comment

  • @tvvelix2117
    @tvvelix2117 Год назад +5

    a masterpiece

  • @imtheron7414
    @imtheron7414 Год назад +1

    2:45 fr got me rollin' in laughter

  • @spamaccount95
    @spamaccount95 Год назад

    that lowercase "muahaha" was the highlight of the video!!

  • @Hopping_Nimbus
    @Hopping_Nimbus Год назад +4

    2:35 yoo is that the neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon?

  • @Sushimmi113
    @Sushimmi113 Год назад

    lets gooo nino's home i watch him all the time and i love mr cat

  • @jupiterj1065
    @jupiterj1065 4 месяца назад

    Literally scream-laughed “NOOOOOO” when you STUCK YOUR WHOLE ARM IN LMFAO WTH 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cross4apollo
    @cross4apollo Год назад +1

    havent even watched the video yet but good fucking lord this is such a funny concept

  • @nassim4120
    @nassim4120 Год назад +1

    oh yeah i love it when the thumbnail just says "fist-sized balls"

  • @JCHUCKK1020
    @JCHUCKK1020 Год назад +7

    after you accidentally fell asleep, did you remember to get cream cheese?

    • @FutureCanoe
      @FutureCanoe  Год назад +8

      I sure did cause we’re making cheesecake next!

  • @celinegonzales1526
    @celinegonzales1526 9 месяцев назад

    "Everybody gonna taste this today" was fileld with such thread and contempt for the roommate having guests, it fking killed me. lmao

  • @OneReallyGrumpyJill
    @OneReallyGrumpyJill Год назад +9

    I love the utter lack of will to live in your voice, I thought that it was a nice touch

  • @enderguy1648
    @enderguy1648 Год назад +2

    2:59 nice tfs refference

  • @אלוןבןטל
    @אלוןבןטל Месяц назад +3

    Me after chipotle 4:14

  • @ioplson
    @ioplson Год назад +1

    Everybody so creative 😆

  • @claudiawarth3803
    @claudiawarth3803 4 месяца назад

    How chaotic can you be?
    FutureCanoe: „Yes“

  • @nook8942
    @nook8942 Год назад +1

    "AC/DC be damned"
    Haha I get it

  • @no_one_in_particular4690
    @no_one_in_particular4690 Год назад +1

    So this was a revenge plot all along

  • @otherssingpuree1779
    @otherssingpuree1779 Год назад +1

    1:21 I think that slang holds true throughout Asia.

  • @humanwithoutA_sleepschedule
    @humanwithoutA_sleepschedule 2 месяца назад +1

    Boba’s actually just pearls in Cantonese on said terms

  • @nekkomemes3647
    @nekkomemes3647 Год назад

    I love your videos

  • @Gubbus.
    @Gubbus. Год назад

    The most sane cook

  • @justfacts445
    @justfacts445 Год назад

    bro i love your content

  • @milliegoodwin2006
    @milliegoodwin2006 Год назад +1

    not even in 16 seconds starting the video it already made me laugh omg

  • @bakaXY
    @bakaXY Год назад +1

    Missed chance for "it's over 9000!"

  • @fartytowels8409
    @fartytowels8409 Год назад +1

    Fun fact: the reason it's called Boba, is because that's the sound your stomach makes just before you throw it back up, after realising it was mixed by arm.

    • @tissuepaper9962
      @tissuepaper9962 Год назад +1

      Allow me to introduce you to the concept of handwashing.

    • @fartytowels8409
      @fartytowels8409 Год назад

      @@tissuepaper9962 Mmm. I sure do love washed arm-hairs and skin-flakes in my Boba, oh boy!

    • @tissuepaper9962
      @tissuepaper9962 Год назад +2

      @@fartytowels8409 how is it any different from eating bread that was kneaded with washed hands? Plenty of people actually have more hair on their hands than their arms. You eat hair and skin flakes literally every time you eat, quit being a baby.

    • @fartytowels8409
      @fartytowels8409 Год назад

      ​@@tissuepaper9962 Are you Indian, by any chance? Only an Indian could be this disgusting.

    • @EuricoPaunella
      @EuricoPaunella 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@tissuepaper9962don't they just throw the dough in a mixer while wearing gloves

  • @Moonixm
    @Moonixm Год назад

    My soul left my body when he did that at the end…

  • @jasont3348
    @jasont3348 Год назад +2

    4:26 i see what you did there lmao

  • @edvin97ful
    @edvin97ful Месяц назад

    Thanks, FutureCanoe. Tomorrow I'm getting myself some Popeye's chicken and I'm gonna yell "GAINZ!", so I can turn all of it into muscle.

  • @NoNameHydro
    @NoNameHydro Год назад

    i like how you censored your face in the bowl even though nobody would've noticed

  • @doublet3n672
    @doublet3n672 Год назад +1

    Ill add this to my bulking snacks list, thanks buddy.

  • @cyncynshop
    @cyncynshop Год назад

    The center is hard as a rock hahahahahha

  • @Solarsmile-ht9bt
    @Solarsmile-ht9bt Год назад +1

    why wasnt i subbed? i love this dude

  • @swagger-y3e
    @swagger-y3e 8 месяцев назад +1

    Good job👍(thats exactly what i say to my dog when he doesnt pee the concrete)

  • @sophiac6466
    @sophiac6466 Год назад +3

    Did the guests enjoy the tea?

  • @vexed832
    @vexed832 Год назад +1

    Bro went elbow deep into that milk tea to grab the boba

  • @AK-ms5ou
    @AK-ms5ou Год назад +1

    why did bro fist the tea like that