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Alan got stealing a bicycle in his head because he himself muttered “Christ on a bike” just seconds before.
Sharp find 👍🏼
God I love that man
I thought he said What sort of bike😂😂
Nice use of “he himself”!
.....,
I can feel my jack getting flapped right now.
Had to be a fat bird with food
alan nearly getting knocked out trying to get a flapjack
Sight on point went to the comments for this, top comment, wasn’t disappointed
Flapjacks 🍪🍪
@@ballconei4879 those are cookies
@@rightupmyalley617 : In the UK, flapjacks are a type of oatmeal cookie. In the US, flapjacks are pancakes.
@@bobbuethe1477 tf? I've never heard anyone refer to a flapjack as a cookie. They look nothing like one!
My word! those flapjacks almost fell out.
You mean those dumplings almost boiled over.
🍪🍪
justandy333 They were some impressive “flap jacks to be sure!”
justandy333 hahaha
God i love a Thicc girl
Jedwood are conjoined twins. They both share the same brain cell.
I doubt they share half a brain cell between them. And that's being generous.
Honestly the strategy with jedward being put forward for the Eurovision was that we would stop sending them if they gave us the win.
Occasionally....not always
They have a brain cell?
James Robertson yeah just not ar the same time.
7:44 Yeah theyre flapjacks allright 🤣🤭😂
🍪🍪
Alan's reaction to the sweets, and the kiss is so adorable. He has a childish look to him. I m younger than him but i really feel older when i look at his shiny eyes :p
Steven genuinely wondering if Jedward are conjoined twins is hilarious
You see i am an American so I'm just as lost as Stephen
All I know them as is a punchline lol
Awww, that lady bringing Alan homemade sweets was so adorable! Particularly when he kissed her on the cheek.
medievalist So kind of her - bless 🥰❤️🦋🙏
She looked conjoined.
Admit it, looking at her we all thought: "She looks like the sort of person who'd carry flapjacks around with them."
@@AdmiralBonetoPick That's just you
@@cinderellacomplex7 no, I think most people can see shes not on a diet of salads because she's extremely fat.
7:00 You're not you when you're hungry.
Never having heard of Jedward, I did a quick google for jedwood and there it is - Jedward... and now I wish I hadn't bothered.
The biggest crime is not being able to watch QI in the US.
Get the Britbox streaming service. They have QI, The Last Leg, 8 out 10 cats does Countdown, Mock the week and other cool British stuff.
There are children working in sweatshops in India who agree with you. So sad
Timothy Such FOOKIN CHEERS M8
Because you don't understand any of it?
Google it. Stephen Fry. Sandi Toksvik, Alan Davis. Mate. Best thing on TV. Try Taskmaster. Greg Davis, Alex Horne. Brilliant British TV. X
That flapjack moment is probably one of the sweetest things I've ever seen on TV
Ain't it just hahaha
im impressed you could tell how sweet it was.....impressive tastebud work!🤣🤣
I was hoping for Stephen to tell his story about his stint in prison.
He's written several autobiographies, what more do you want?
I'd forgotten about that
After all that, dude *still* pronounced Newfoundland wrong in the very last joke he told.
That woman was waaaay too eager to get Alan's lips on her flapjacks.
topbreak38 Can’t blame her! He’s a real cutey 🥰❤️🦋🙏
Voltaic Fire
You’re a cruel, funny man, you bastard haha.
All the very best. 😀👍
Imagine killing someone over the pronunciation of Newfoundland, like how.
What happens in your life for that to be valid?
Moonshine
I believe that a vast amount of alcohol was involved and we don't know what else went on between the two. Back then people still used to have duels even for silly things, calling someone an idiot could generate a family feud that would last generations.. A grand grand grand father of mine once allegedly had some of the apples in his garden stolen and I remember my grandmother still didn't talk to her neighbours who were the descendents of the presumed thieves. If you read some older reports of trials and hearings there's plenty of murders for the silliest stuff, like walking on somebody's lawn or sipping a drink too loudly.
The famous gunslinger John Wesley Hardin is reported to have shot a man for snoring. The victim was keeping him awake, so he fired a shot through the thin hotel room wall, killing him instantly.
@@howardsmith9342 Jesus Christ! Talk about getting triggered
Ronnie Biggs is likely best know, because he broke out of prison and was a fugitive for 36 years. Stephen's elves missed that one.
Well we all know that.
He evaded the obvious.
Yes, and he went to Australia and married, had a family then disappeared once again, just before the police went to arrest him when he was discovered. He was working in a TV station at the time.
David and Alan are always so funny together. They really make a nice couple.
"Take a step nearer, Eccles."
"I can't, I'm a painting!"
"Bluebottle, cut him out and glue him on again closer to the hat!"
"i cant concentrate when im hungry" me too alan, me too
If anyone is wondering, the flapjack time starts at 07:44!
I was hoping for the clip where a guy runs in and steals money off of Stephen and there is a lineup.
what episode is that? sounds amazing
@@moritzkorsch9029 I think it's Series I Indecision. Can't seem to find a clip anywhere!
"All twelve of the gang of fifteen"?
No.
He said "They caught twelve of the gang of fifteen."
He said "well"...not "all"
@Ddhfacetyy Buster Edwards wasn't caught at the time either. So their maths is out.
He gave himself up 3 years later
@Ddhfacetyy oooOOOOooo...put your handbag down ffs - I was criticising the elves
@Ddhfacetyy I'm not. I was correcting you after you pathetically said "oh whatever".
At 7 44, if she'd coughed, Alan would have got more than a flapjack😂😂
I thought this was gonna be about politicians.
That’s part two.
Zing!
Actually the 2 that never got caught were the brains and they got all the money. The money was never found.
Dawn Amato Really? Never knew that! That’s QI! 🤔
That’s just not true, Bruce Reynolds was identified as the leader of the gang and was sentenced
They recovered a small portion of the money and there is no genuine record of just 2 men taking all the money, there was infact 4 members who where never sentenced but believed to have been part of the gang according to the police
I adore this show and these people. They never fail to make me smile.
I'm sure Clive Anderton was replaced with a Spitting Image puppet several years ago.
chris4072511 I wish!
I was thinking “wow Alan must know a ton since he’s in every Qi episode” and then he mistakes killing a Spaniard for stealing a bike
Same with Stephen, and then he doesn't know that Jesward are not conjoined twins!
“How do you pronounce this island”
Theatre Kids: pffff they’re clearly Come From Aways
if i had a nickel for every time i've heard that ad played on the radio i'd hire bill gates to make me tea
Either that or "where Crabtree is from"
"He learnt his lesson, never did it again!" 😂
Reminds me of how I deal with my grandad's suicide- "He tried to do it twice, but only succeeded the once."
Black, black humour indeed, but it helps me!
Hmm... my family is from Jedburgh and I used to work in Peoria. Clearly this means I'm destined for a life of crime.
How much wood would jedwood get if jedwood could get wood.
Jedward...
Depends on whether the twins have one willie or two
Dan Freimark 🤣😂🤣❤️🦋🙏
Whose Jedwood?
The way Stephen says "No" 6:45
"the last bit of toast he had" Love this haha
Holy flapjacks Batman. That's why I love big girls.
There's an amazing horror podcast that builds on that eye-thing. But they can see their last moments/days/hours. Can't remember the name atm tho.
Why does a cork gun have a trigger guard?
So it doesn't go off accidentally!
People like you are why we need stricter weapon acquisition requirements. Hrumph!
Did someone hear where Alan’s relative went to (4:10 is a rough timestamp)
I can’t tell as everyone is obsessed is pronouncing noofundlaaand
Quebec!
just for the record, I live in Canada, albeit on the far west side of it as far away from newf'ndland as possible; and here we just say "Newfies," because their name for their province is just too bloody long to bother with. (Same with mine - British Columbia - but we just shorten ours to Bring Cash...)
Mike Hancock 🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍❤️🦋🙏
If I were Clive, I'd have been on the phone to Colin right away
Let's get this television program over to the U.S. please. I love it
Not a u.s. version just this proadcast here
Newfie mill workers having a brawl was not exactly a rare thing
Jedward aren't conjoined but actually were vampire extras on the set of Twilight
Flapjack my favourite
Mr Fry. Wonky wig. He's adorable. National treasure. X
Those where some impressive norks.
Never heard them called funbags either. I think melons is the word you're looking for.
I can't work out if it was Alan being a gentleman or he was just absolutely starving, but I was very impressed that he had eyes only for her snack box at that point.
Peter Clarke
“...had eyes only for her snack box” could be wildly misinterpreted, if someone read your comment before watching the video haha.
All the very breast- I mean, best. 😀👍
Emily Barclay
I think the first time I ever heard the term “norks”, was back in the early 90’s, on the British TV sitcom ‘Bottom’: I’m not sure where you’re from, or if you’ve ever heard of the show before; it starred Rik Mayall, and Ade Edmondson, who had previously starred in the absolutely fantastic, and at the time groundbreaking, TV show ‘The Young Ones’.
If you haven’t seen ‘Bottom’, I highly recommend it; it’s full of vulgar humour, innuendos, and extreme violence, with the two main characters often resorting to either: beating the shit out of each other, beating up other people, or getting the shit kicked out of them, by other people haha.
Apologies if I’ve just wasted your time, by explaining something you already know about; as I said, I have no way of knowing where you’re from, or how old you are; I just assumed that, since you were unfamiliar with the term “norks”, you must not have seen ‘Bottom’ before...which sounds wrong when I phrase it like that, but you get what I mean haha.
“Funbags” is also a great euphemism; I think it’s a slightly updated version of the term “norks”, which feels a bit dated nowadays.
But it’s nice to see “norks” pop up, from time to time...which again, I could have phrased better haha.
Apologies for this lengthy, possibly/likely pointless reply haha.
Hope you, and your loved ones, are keeping safe, and well, during these incredibly fucked up times. 🤞😀🤞
All the best. 😀👍
@@ThisCharmingMan1984 and lets not forget their work as The Dangerous Brothers- outrageously dangerous, I think you'll agree 😂
I want to marry the flapjack girl 😍
I'd love to be married to a master baker. Particularly one who always keeps her snack box ready for whenever you fancy a nibble.
Being from Newfoundland I have heard so many people mispronounce it and I can understand why someone would kill over it. Justified!
David, YOU try driving a diesel train. It’s bloody hard. It’s a lot more complicated than cars and even planes.
How? It's only got two directions.
Gideon Bellamy hahahahahahhaaa! 😂🤣😂
One of my mates from college was a train driver but i never asked if it was complicated, not sure if it was a diesel train if that makes any difference. After a while he got promoted and became the guy that planned the trains route or something like that.
if you think driving a diesel train is hard, try driving a steam train. Thats much more complicated. Diesel is just forward, neutral, reverse lever, brake, horn and lights.
@@simontay4851 There's a bit more to it than that such as AWS, TPWS and Vigilance warning cancellations, signals, route indications and route knowledge, braking points, low adhesion areas and mitigation techniques, line speeds, stopping patterns, emergency procedures, dangerous goods procedures, nuclear dangerous goods procedures, faults and failures, traction knowledge and thousands of safety and procedural regulations.
I love this show!
At first I thought Sandi said 'octogram' and proceeded to count the sides of the shape, establishing that there were, indeed, 8. Shame she said optogram, I thought I was onto something
At 7:42 you can hear jason go "bloody hell" as she leans over!😂
Is jason the weird guy in a suit?
Jason is the guy that likes to get busy with his fans. Look it up.
@@jpm199 Guy in the floral shirt beside the weird guy in a suit.
Oh my @7:48, the size of they flapjacks oh me oh my hello mammy daddy
7:44 BANGERS
WRONG! FLAPJACKS!
6:19 Even Michael Jackson didn't go that far.
Actually Jedwood/Jeddart/Jedburgh Justice is not hanging someone without a trial, it originally refers to "hang them first, then give them a fair trial".
I'm intrigued on the statement of the defendant in such a post mortem trial
Allen Jenkins Erm.... isn’t that the SAME thing? Either way they DONT get a trial?
Nice flapjack...
Ooh flapjacks🍪🍪
Shoutouts to that lady giving Alan the food. Quite the looker.
TS: I agree. And I am a largely straight female.
@@L.C.Sweeney subtlety is key but yes I somewhat agree
@@AutomaticDuck300 hey now, a lady with food is very arousing.
Give guy a break - not every woman has to be Victoria Secret model or a porn star to be considered a nice catch. And he might like women like that. The beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Agreed, she might not be according to current societies standard of "quite the looker" but those things don't need to apply to every person individually and those standards did vary greatly over the course of human history.
Top models and porn industry has practically destroyed human sexuality. It is all about fitting the mold these days - the moment sex robots come around, we won't even notice the difference. Faces, hairs, makeup, body type... all things seem to converge to a single point/type, there is no variety and when you find it, it is on the way trying to fit the previously mentioned mold.
Just buy a rubber doll and be done with it.
@@Wustenfuchs109 jeeeesus don't get yer balls in a twist
7:47 I think I just heard Alan's ears pop, good heavens!
A note on pronunciation.
Dissect is not pronounced the same way that bisect and trisect are.
The difference is that there are two s’s in diSSect making the prefix of dissect DIS and not DI.
BI sect is to cut in two pieces.
TRI sect is to cut in three.
But the prefix DIS has the meaning “”to undo” as in DIS appear or DIS like or DIS agree.
So, dissect means to unsection or to take apart.
One of the best Panels...
7:44 woah! I thought Right Said Fred had just walked in.
The Mitchell brothers
2:38 Actors who put i can horseride in their cv..... Reminds me of Kangana Ranaut 🤣
Alan gets a flapjack with a side of yummy dumplings.
Alan calling Jedburgh "the north east" is the most English thing ever
4:16 it's pronounced pee·aw·ree·uh (Peoria)
What's this vica versa you speak of Stephen? Is it not vice versa?
Buzz Mann Latin?
@@caralama08 yeah but I was under the impression vice is pronounced with one syllable and not vice-sa but just vice?
@@buzzmann3971 Depends on whether you use the original Latin pronunciation or the Anglicised Latin pronunciation invented in the 18th Century.
@@gwishart Further complicating matters, some of us use the Italianate pronunciation: VEE-chay.
Cool.
9:02
Goddamn!
Someone's cashing in on RUclips... Must be because TV is a dead fish
QI is made by the BBC, they make literally billions every year just from license fees and government funds.
Miss pronounces Peoria Illinois talking about being shot over a mispronunciations.
She actually prefers to be called Ms Pronounces, rather than Miss.
I want Ricky Gervais and Karl Pilkington on QI
UUGH!
Fuckkk yeah 👌🏻
Sometimes it's annoying people interrupt interesting story, trying to be funny
good job only a flapjack offered,they were a tidy pair
I wish I had titsalina bringing me flapjacks
John allen no need to be rude Sir!
@@caralama08 that's not rude at all. It's a cute nickname I gave my wife. Who is also large breasted.
Canadian here. Wow, you pronounced Newfoundland so wrong. The second guess was pretty much spot on. No one says "land". Also, side note, newfiew sound like the Irish and Maritimes just call it "The Rock". Not to be confused with "The Island", which is PEI.
@6:10 Once again: absolutely not true at all ...
What's the truth then, clever-gonads?
@@Dizzyfingers2 i find your action of calling out misinformation and then staunchly refusing to elaborate troublesome, perhaps knob-teacherly
@@benjaminmorris7159 Originating during the American revolution (1780s) deriving from the last name of two men: Charles and William Lynch (Lynch Law). The Irish story presented here is merely a legend and historians have debunked it based on length of time between its supposed happening and word appearance, and that the actual hanging from the balcony was not in keeping with what lynching means. I do love your defining: knob-teacherly!
3:12 really, it should be either Vinland or the name the First Nations called it before the Vikings showed up.
Unfortunately for you the British Empire did not see it that way.
@@void5506 one sentence to sum up half of history
yuh
How the f*ck does Alan Davies not know to eat before a long show? I thought he was supposed to be a professional.
She has great big HANDS!
...too.
Jesus Christ, big Bessie there definitely adjusted herself before coming on stage
Since when is Sara Pascoe so damned clever?
Since she got back from Costa Rica.
👍👍👍
Monopoly. Oh Well. Lol.
Gentlemen of Culture ... 7:44
Sara pascoe would get it
not with you lmao
@@user-ln2go4xp6d is it my crippling gonorrhoea?
@@gk8141 you wish
@@user-ln2go4xp6d yes… I wish… spacker.
Alan Davies thinks being loud is funny.
sandy is great but no one could hold a handle for fry
I’m fairly confident I could drive a diesel train if I had to. How hard can it be? Throttle, brakes, reverse. Anything I’m missing?
I'm not a train driver but it's a lot more complicated than that.
Yeah, my absolute bad. Did some Googling. I am completely in the wrong here. Apologies to engineers.
Yh boi
Bass
@@ricshmitz83 buttery biscuit
8:10 idk what to think about the moments. To me it feels like she's trying to make a "smart witty remark" for the tv show but it makes her looks dumb and ignorant because if you're paying attention and use context she is talking in its obvious what's being spoken here. I would argue most people would know what shes talking about. IDK maybe someone else can chime in, am i just overthinking a TV show.
Of course she would have something to eat.
Toxic White Straight Male Bigot savage 😂
Toxic White Straight Male Bigot Your “Title” says all that needs to be said Sir! Good day to you Sir!
@@caralama08 It's ma'am!
My bowels become so loose and yucky when i watch this show. I hurt my rear-end once, so my duvet is wrecked.
Scott Cross 🤢🤮
"Nu-fn-lnd'' is pretty much how it's said throughout New England. It's smooshed together there towards the end and there's really only one vowel.