"You misheard me. I never said, Janky Paper Mache Bigfoot exists and he is American. I said Janky Paper Mache Bigfoot exists and he's living in our basement. If that statement starts to chill you after a couple of moments’ consideration, then don’t be alarmed. A feeling of intense and crushing religious terror at the concept indicates only that you are still sane."
"You misheard me. I never said, Janky Paper Mache Bigfoot exists and he is American. I said Janky Paper Mache Bigfoot exists and he's living in our basement. If that statement starts to chill you after a couple of moments’ consideration, then don’t be alarmed. A feeling of intense and crushing religious terror at the concept indicates only that you are still sane."