Hi, my name is Vlad, you might say that I am bad But I really, I'm quite nice if you look into my eyes Angry and calm, patient and eager Maybe not an emperor but a top-notch leader (ah) Just kidding, I am the best I am DJ, I don't dance The beat is mine, the tune is mine (hahaha) Just kidding, I am the best I am DJ, I don't dance I'm cool, I'm ice and I roll the dice My heart is cold (cold) My moves are bold (bold) Never get old (old) I save the world (world) Did you know? I save reporter from a tiger attack Did you know? I drive Formula One car on the race track Did you know? I test long bridge with truck, I fight jiu-jitsu with one hand on my back Did you know? I hit the puck, I make ice crack I never pull back and never slack, I am cold like Jack I love the Beatles, from London to Ostankino tower Strawberry fields, forever, forever in power Ja Ge-, Ja Geroi If you want this track live, bitch, I will play in Bol'shoi I love my haters, I keep them close when they strive From the bottom of my heart, I wish they're safe and alive Our plains are endless, our men are strong We have beautiful women and I tell you, they're never wrong I love my transformers, they are very tender Putting their carrots in blenders, inventing new genders LGBTQ (prst) LGBTQ (prst) LGBTQ (prst) LGBTQ My heart is cold (cold) My moves are bold (bold) Never get old (old) I save the world (world) Did you know? I save reporter from a tiger attack Did you know? I drive Formula One car on the race track Did you know? I test long bridge with truck, I fight jiu-jitsu with one hand on my back Did you know? I hit the puck, I make ice crack I never pull back and never slack, I am cold like Jack Oh, hello Mr. Trump, how's in the office? (Uh, fine, thank you) No problem it was a promise I see no wall but, that's fine Another four years, it's enough time? My heart is cold (cold) My moves are bold (bold) Never get old (old) I save the world (world) I'm here, little girl You called me to save the world? Yes, Mr. Putin, I knew you're a good man Let's do this!
i think people forget that it’s literally painful for Ruv to smile or laugh edit: I also think people need to read his Funkipedia page before replying here
@JELLY devoured a million Snickers Excuse me but Ruv is the one that made me like Russia and have it as my favorite country Go complain about Russia somewhere else
"With 5 shots of vodka, everything is easy"
-Ruvyzvat
ахахаха пять рюмок - это ещё мало, а вот 2 литра.
@@shaidey4593 make it five gallons, then we'll talk
👍
alrivte comrades we need to defend Moscow
Wasn't it The Life Of Boris?
SARVENT:HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
RUV:MY HEART IS COLD
lemme complete the song MY HEART IS COLD
BAAALSS
MY MOVES ARE BOLD
BAAAAAALSS
Lmao
ehe-
MY MOVES ARE BOLD
Hi, my name is Vlad, you might say that I am bad
But I really, I'm quite nice if you look into my eyes
Angry and calm, patient and eager
Maybe not an emperor but a top-notch leader (ah)
Just kidding, I am the best
I am DJ, I don't dance
The beat is mine, the tune is mine (hahaha)
Just kidding, I am the best
I am DJ, I don't dance
I'm cool, I'm ice and I roll the dice
My heart is cold (cold)
My moves are bold (bold)
Never get old (old)
I save the world (world)
Did you know? I save reporter from a tiger attack
Did you know? I drive Formula One car on the race track
Did you know? I test long bridge with truck, I fight jiu-jitsu with one hand on my back
Did you know? I hit the puck, I make ice crack
I never pull back and never slack, I am cold like Jack
I love the Beatles, from London to Ostankino tower
Strawberry fields, forever, forever in power
Ja Ge-, Ja Geroi
If you want this track live, bitch, I will play in Bol'shoi
I love my haters, I keep them close when they strive
From the bottom of my heart, I wish they're safe and alive
Our plains are endless, our men are strong
We have beautiful women and I tell you, they're never wrong
I love my transformers, they are very tender
Putting their carrots in blenders, inventing new genders
LGBTQ (prst)
LGBTQ (prst)
LGBTQ (prst)
LGBTQ
My heart is cold (cold)
My moves are bold (bold)
Never get old (old)
I save the world (world)
Did you know? I save reporter from a tiger attack
Did you know? I drive Formula One car on the race track
Did you know? I test long bridge with truck, I fight jiu-jitsu with one hand on my back
Did you know? I hit the puck, I make ice crack
I never pull back and never slack, I am cold like Jack
Oh, hello Mr. Trump, how's in the office?
(Uh, fine, thank you)
No problem it was a promise
I see no wall but, that's fine
Another four years, it's enough time?
My heart is cold (cold)
My moves are bold (bold)
Never get old (old)
I save the world (world)
I'm here, little girl
You called me to save the world?
Yes, Mr. Putin, I knew you're a good man
Let's do this!
Bruh his face in the church organ is deathly funny
It’s gametunes check them out
The fact he isn't drinking vodka in any of them is heartbreaking
XDDDDDD 🤣
Sadly
Blud im russian to
NO IF HE DRINKS VODKA, HE MIGHT SAY HIS SECRETS AND PERSONAL INFORMATION TO SARVENTE (YOU KNOW, THE EFFECT)
Is'Look Like Russia
Ruv is smiling in some of them…… HIS JAW IS BROKEN SO HE CANT SMILE WITHOUT THE MOST PAIN POSSIBLE
턱이아니라 근육이 굳어있다네요!
Nuh uh
lll
I had his jaw fixed :D
Huge shout out to Knight Industries Research and Development for preforming Ruv's surgery!
Awww
i think people forget that it’s literally painful for Ruv to smile or laugh
edit: I also think people need to read his Funkipedia page before replying here
Or they just don't know. I find it oddly heart warming that they make it so he smiles
I DIDDNT lol
Same
Yuup
Maybe he does it for shits and giggles in this one
Watching the little bit of Ruv and Sarv singing together was adorable and heartwarming
Pls Subscribe To My Channel
which one tho
Pretty sure them singing together was a piece of song from Date Fight Masses can't remember the name :)
@@averageboringgamer oh okay, thanks!
@@averageboringgamer Heartbass
The fact that he was playing “Crucify” on the church organ killed me
Which the animation was from gametunes which was an animated mesh of Mewrk's and Neonights's crucify but every turn a different cover is used videos
It's a mashup of Mewrk and Neonight song, for that?
@@milkyhatsumi3762 im just saying
😂
Ruv: *smiling*
me: Wait that's illegal
Lmao we get it, he can’t canonically smile or laugh; can’t we just enjoy him doing that in fan works, LOL
0:06 I knew Ruv was gonna do the Russian dance/kick since he is Russian
HAHA YEZ IT WAZ FUN
Россия)
I used to do that, but im Swedish.
that's the hopak dance (anyways it's ukraininan)
@@nguyenminhdang4315 oh no , tankman
Ruv in most of these videos: *Intense pained screaming*
Ruv, The Best pianist ever
yes .D
Im tabi
Uhhhh.....
Ahh!ah!im now in 2nd evil mode!!!!
(Red giant expand)
I love how he is doing the Russian dance as a Russian 😂
Edit: thanks for the 223 likes! (Not to be that person)
He is Russian... :_
He is russian
He is russian-
Yep
@@rasazy5441 ruv doin the naughty with your momma again
0:00 basically me and my friends planning an escape route from school
0:01
0:01 had me laughing
The Russian never fails to entertain
0:19 is my favorite
My is the ones of gametoons, since it gives nostalgic memories
He’s my favourite character in FNF
Thanks
Same
SAME BESIDES I'M A HUGE FAN!!!
Mine too
Expect I'm to obsessed with the whole mfm
Me too he is very nice even though he doesn’t seem to
OMG YES YES YES YES YESSSS I’M THE BOSS I LITERALLY MEAN BUSSINESS UP IN HERE NOONE BE MESSING WOTH ME,I’M THE BOY
Nice katzosky kick you got there
Hai Ruv😊
another me?
@@ruv3895 OMG there are two ruv😱 is that right?🤨
@@A._00-M.Y. im confused
Watching this at the middle of the night hits different xD Noice edit
0:01 stalin commanding his army:
comrades
DAWG THIS MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD
0:15 bro got death note 💀
0:07 Ruv is doing the can can lol
No that’s the kazotsky kick
Hi tweak from octonauts
..I thought he was doing the Russian squat dance
@@notsocutenow9844 its not russian...
@@namesdontmatter9882 bruh it is
Im a good pianist, thanks guys😎
you mah favorite singer!!! XD
EXUSE ME?!
@JELLY devoured a million Snickers Excuse me but Ruv is the one that made me like Russia and have it as my favorite country
Go complain about Russia somewhere else
😎😎😎😎Gran es una partícula de un
Russian man
0:22 Tabi: HELP ME- I DONT WANT TO FALL TO MY DEATH AGOTI TAKE THIS DOWN-!
I like how boyfriend runs away at the end
Loll- but do you know what song that is? I can’t figure it out
0:05
Ruv: you got any games on your phone?
0:00 Training a whole Slavs be like:
Was dying at that
0:01 But yes XD
it's gulag
@jabb why because of that Fucking war at Ukraine?
Yes
0:06 sarvente:/applause
ruvyzvat:/dancing
me:wow he's really good at dancing :D
sarv needs applause and
ruv dancing lol
Wertyuiopasdfghjklz
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Bo re bo bo bo mi bap bap bo boo
Can I just say I love the first one 😂
the Russian dancing in the beginning tho, epic
That because he is Russian
ХАРДБАСС и это не Русский танец он не народный .
the fact that him rapping is just his voice popping bass boosted
I like How Boyfriend ride in ruv😂
Me tou
Ur fake oswald
@@sharky_99r83 stop lying
Aswald have you watch War of the worlds
Ayyyyyy it’s me I’m cool 😎😎😎😎😎😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love the heartbass one!
Samee
Thank you so much for making this on my birthday! I'm glad you got to do this when I was at school!
0:20 I love this video 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗
idk why but the first one was so funny, with ruv shooting the camra with a weird ahh smile
Me: Sees BF getting put back whilst running
Also Me: Skill issue
Omg the first one lolll
0:03 is so funny😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
0:24 Dios sepa que estaban hablando xD
The part with Tabi singing release had me dying
They just staring at him while he holding on for his life
It's funny to me cuz it's relatable my guy.
Literally me when I win in a school tag game
Bro ruv went full russian and just kyzosty kick there 👌😂
0:06 love that dance
Ruv never does piano so when he looks back he be like bruhhhh sarv why make me do piano
Yes trueeeee
Zavodila some kazotsky
Kick dance😅
0:23 Tabi 😂😂
Lol el ruv todo un sigma del baile xd
I really like it when Ruv is dancing and Sarvente is clapping🤣
Bro why won’t you put it on LOOOOP🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣BRUH!!!!!!!
Qué te ríes de mí de mí ya no te voy a querer
Nic vid :)
Imagine if someone made Ruv singing along to Soldier of Dance while Katzotsky Kicking like Heavy
0:37 that was basically me when I was 5 with my dad
I forgot to add the credits , it is game toons, fera and horns tromp
lol
Hola wendy: no te has
Хайртай
Nais
funny 😂 you Video
0:38 b e t r a y a l
Si es sierto mano bien xd re chistoso XDDDDDDDDDDDD
забавные у вас с нами ассоциации😅
Хотя что-то из этого является правдой😂
I like You video Is Happy 🤣🤣
I can imagine ruvs feet singing zavosila lol
0:25 Heartbass ist so Gruselige
Sarv: Überraschung!
Actually ruv can smile it just hurts him.
THIS IS AMAZING!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤
It looks funny when ruv is dancing When Sarv Is clapping
Esta chido el video😎👌👍
hes the king of russian now
Ruv is the king of MOTHERLAND!
XD Ruv doing the can can dance is hilarious
Ruv does not play games, that is his serious face XD (sometimes)
I watched this when i was 5 now im 7 cool vid im a new suber btw
Ruv and his Russian dance
Ага
Ruv when he is high on vodka
0:06 His legs re too long 😂 I feel like they touch the end of the screen but they don’t-
Tabi: HELP ME YOU FOOLS! HELP ME
Agoti and Ruv: .............
Ruv is best kazotskyer ever
this is very funny😂
as a proud russian i highly agree with this
0:06 Is he embarrassed or is he just being serious?
Your a fake selever
I’m serious
He smiles and shoots us... Блядь
Omg evil
Last chance to 2nd evil mode sharky!!!!!
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
0:15 he sounds good on piano lol
I like that the Date this ist buetiful and respectful
did you know that ruv is Russian?
Да да. Это наш союзник)
Хорошо... То, в чем он хорош только в этом, это приседание.🙂
THE TABI PART THO XDD TABI IS HELLA ANGRY XD
0:00 ugh,0:06 animal,0:09 zovadila,0:11 casanova,0:14 crucify,0:19 i forgot the name,0:22 realease,0:24 heartbass,0:35 Norway,0:36 stress...
actually at 0:11 its Attack and 0:19 its overhead
at 0:19 Is Overhead from Vs Whitty. Also, the one at 0:11 u said Casanova is actually Attack from Vs Selever
Ahh!!!
What the fuck final boss is isnane
@@aoiumi3087 What's the matter
😂😂😂😂 ето наш клас девочки и малчики
SOOO FUNNY
Ur fake
@@sharky_99r83 what you are saying is fake
You litteraly take a picture of the image and put in on ur profile
@@sharky_99r83 did I ask?
No I still know
The gun🗿
The end might be something that Ruv would do XD
When small i believe that Ruv is from Russia🗿
Ruv tiene alguien que lo aplauda cuando baila
That is his wife sarvente
Yes, but can you explain to me since when does ruv dance? I thought he was good at moving in zavodila and that's it .____.
Tabi hung up😂😂😂😂
make more of the servant go to the top
Geez he’s popping with the Russian dance
Yeah... He is seriously
My god sarv in HD demom 👏👏
Tidak bisa didownload
Hi mom
@@RuvYTBr Nice family bro congratulations 👏
@@co_Ia Thank you
Tabi about to fall:
omg ruv XD
I love the animation
I'm amazing 😎
No ur not also ur fake
Fine
Yes you are
@@sharky_99r83 You too
Thanks
Ruv (singing): after I threw someone, I'm about to mess up! No one should see me like this, let's get ready for, SHAKE!
true slav