Trump Threatened with Jail Time, Kristi Noem Under Fire After Kim Jong-un Lies | The Tonight Show
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- Опубликовано: 5 май 2024
- Jimmy addresses the latest news, like a judge threatening Trump with jail time after he violated his 10th gag order, Kristi Noem falsely claiming she met Kim Jong-un and Mystik Dan winning the Kentucky Derby with a photo finish.
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R.I.P. Cricket🐕
He'll have more peace where he is now than had he been forced to stay with that heartless bitch.
Violates an order for the tenth time and gets threatened with jail time meanwhile others violate once and get violated.. WILD Y’all
But he's being treated so unfairly - so bigly unfairly - some say the most bigly unfairly that any human has ever experienced.
How is this the world we live in? HOW is this the leading republican candidate? A soon to be felon is the best they have???
@@ross-carlsonYou ask good questions.
meanwhile your actual president is a sleepy clown, actually unbelievable the state amerian politics is in.
If you or I violated a gag order not even ten times we would have been locked up.. I am tired of him getting so many chances the average American would not get.. So what is wrong with the justice system???
"I've met with many many world leaders"...care to name one, by any chance?...No?... I didn't think so.
Uhh Prince Andrew....uh Donald Trump....uh....
Maybe she can see Russia from her house too.
😂😂😂
Maybe she was planning to serve Cricket for dinner when she met Kim Jung Un.
hahahahahahahaha! I needed that!
The first person to suffer Trump Derangement Syndrome is Donald John Trump Sr.
Yeah, it's quite an oxymoron! (Oh what an apt description on 'his' part! 😅)
Well, Trump is deranged....
It’s a great time when someone gets credit for writing a book they haven’t read.
It's not Mrs Dash anymore, she's now divorced. She caught Mr. Dash on the other end of the spice rack making thyme with Rosemary and Ginger. 😏
😂😂😂. Good one.
@@crystalshaw8744
Thanks! I was looking at my spice rack the other day and it just kind of wrote itself. I called the company that makes Mrs Dash and they got a kick out of it.
Lol. That’s bad.
"Did you meet Kim Jong Un?" Noem spews the longest NO answer. Call Guinness.
Justice for cricket!
Apparently, Noem has not read "her" book.
what if he gets elected? I know it sounds weird but look at the electoral map. What a shame
Donald VonSchitzenPants
I wonder if she's saying, "It came to my attention," because she had a ghost writer write the book.🤔
Like Trump, she’s blaming someone else for something she did.
She narrated the audiobook
Jimmy look dapper love the new suit.
Does anyone else think that Kristi Noem is the offspring of MTG and Trump?
Please throw him in jail
Right? Nobody knows why, but why would media lie to us, literally no reason, at all :)
And you go to jail
@@vladimirtalijan can we put Sean Hannity in there too?
Why? Don't like mean tweets? He's much better than biden 😂
Wrong!!!!!
Please vote for democracy, vote blue
I am the last normal man in the world and I think I met Stalin and Napoleon last month in Florida!
I met many world leaders. Kim Jong Un, Donald Trump, Arch Bishop Micarios, Alexander the Great, Jesus, God, Kanye........
I hope he does go to jail
You go to jail
@@traytonvanderecken3311For what 😂
he wont tho so can u plz stop.....ull know when the president is a real threat to you cause ull have hyperinflation and ull b scared to walk the street at night even more than now
Trump's Net Worth is around 2 Billion Dollar 😂😂
If he gets sent to jail he will ask for a stay and take it 8:49 to NY supreme court. Then it will be moved to SCOTUS and that will delay the trial further. And we all know they will let him off the hook anyway.
I ;think Kristi is amazing! She wrote a book without reading it! I've written a few books and I had to read every damn one!
😁 You should try becoming a sociopath. Might save you some time!
@@Dbb27 Or I could pay someone else to write them for me! Hey, there's an idea...is Will Shakespeare still available?
judge gives him an 11th pass proving theres a 2 tier justice system.
Trump diss track was brilliant but, it slaped🤣.
The "Why I oughta.." convention used to be attended annually by Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, and Dr. Howard.
News and Improved was great tonight guys!
We love your show jimmy fallon
Could have sworn I’ve been watching this for at least 15 years
Yea... What's with that? No way it's only 10 Years old. If it IS, that's a CRAZY Mandela Effect. I started watching Jimmy Fallon on this show as a teenager, while I played online games. I know this, because I MET Jimmy before he got famous during a honors music program at an Albany College (he was a student at the college, not in the music program I participated in. But we met when I wasn't feeling well one day). Anyways, I got sent to prison for 10 years when I was 19 for putting my abusive father 6 ft under, and I just came home last September after serving the full 10. So, if I was watching this show BEFORE I went to prison, NO WAY its 10 years old.
According to Google, he started Feb, 2014. I remember watching him at LEAST the summer before that, if not even further back. That's REALLY weird....
@@JadusMoltriel I’m with you. I know for a fact that I was living somewhere before 2010 and watching thank you notes. Maybe we’re in that movie Dark City 🌃
Yes or no!!! Dear Lord!
Why I oughta...
You Oughta WHAT?!?
I Oughta be more careful. 😁
8:20 "Hey, Scotty... Jesus, man!"
10 years congratulations here is to many many more great and amaxing nights of amazing interesting fabulous shows. Congratulations
Kristi looks like Melania’s twin.🤣🤣
Totally an American answer of backtracking their comments , very smart people😂😂
Yes yes yes that was the first thing I thought you should have said wall jimmy 😂
Love This ❤️ Show you're Soooo Funny Love The Band ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😂
10th anniversary with very special guest - Kim Jong-Un ?
I understand Kristi Noem is working on it; they’re very good friends. At first Kim didn’t like her, but her hard stare won him over.
DID HE SAY GRACIE ABRAMS????🤩🤩🤩
Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!
Jimmy & writers, you missed a prime opportunity to bring the "Stephon" character from SNL over... when mentioning the Roast of Mystic Dan... it could've been a great reference moment to Mystic Dan Cortez... 😂😂
Love your show! I love the flow of the show. Keep the laughs comin!
The second place winner went to the glue factory 😢
7:25 Should've been "Man baby holds his breath until judge agrees to let him free"
Honestly, in that picture he looks like a bloated corpse that washed up on a beach somewhere...
that photo of Rishi Sunak on the plane looks like a Michaelangelo painting
Sadly, you know Trump is going to violate the gag order this week to challenge the Judge.."Go ahead. Put me in Jail" and Trump's popularity skyrockets as a result of spending a night in jail.
why would it?
Hopefully the judge will sentence him, but he will not go to jail until after the trial ends. The judge has the ability to do that apparently
reminds me of Seabiscuit, "you lost by a nose, spiderman?" you shuffling poo all month. & congrats on 10 years!
He already violated it again last night. Lock him up already.
I'm so looking forward to the 10 year anniversary show. Really eager to see the best from mean tweets, your pranks on the krunt family and your feud with matt Damon.
tRump headline should read
‘That fart backfired’
KN doing stand up! LOL!
How to make a human rocket: chug a 20-oz Coke, swallow 3 Mentos, and prepare for lift-off!
When I'm angry, if I use "roast", know it, I'm sick! 🙄 😂
Drill is the heart! 🙄 😂 That's my heart of massive golden. 👑♌🔆
Loved the diss track
Let's see it merchan.
Ryan! 😆😆😆
Who gives a shit about the KC derby?
Paul Reubens would be proud!
Clink clink 😂
@jimmyfallon Why hasn’t anyone used a Stewart Smalley joke on Trump yet? Look it up and use it! It cracked me up so much for reminding me of Trump I literally peed my pants when I came across an old VHS, I really did and the Popcorn flew out of my mouth. I thought I was watching old home videos Al Franken is all over RUclips. Please make a joke and claim it. You’ll make me pee my pants again. PuckMonkey posted the best one. You and your Staff Rock!
I'm so mad.. i ordered pinkbox doughnuts yesterday for almost 50 dollars for a dozen. I think I liked 2 doughnuts out of the box.😢
I’m guessing he hasn’t mentioned the “brilliant” Columbia student who demanded Lunchables and juice boxes the other day so they could continue to protest, or, as she called it, “humanitarian aid.”
😆🤣😆
Go where the comedy truly is. 🙄
How ABSURD.
they need to bring justin.T & Bradley cooper on the same show just hanging out with jimmy
Noem omg
Does anyone else see just how easy it is to stump these Republicans??
Why I Oughta sounds like Wayayāta, the Japanese feudal phenomenon of shaking your fists at petulant youths.
George santos....?
Team Jimmy
Hey Fallon 😁👋
This Kristi Noem book - probably a product of chat GPT or something like that.
Jimmy knows about the undercover fake students! Happy teachers day😢
get #dumpputin2024cellmates out of the house
So you did not meet him
Yuck. Horse racing in corrupt and cruel to horses.
Ahh, sit him in the corner, wearing a DUNCE hat!!!!!
She is a air head
National NURSES week ? Really
She supposedly had an affair with Cory Lewandowski as well, and even if not an affair it was deemed an inappropriate relationship. So much for a) Republican integrity and b) evangelical integrity.
The fact that you’re even talking about the lie by her means you fell for it 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
She immediately and in a hurry needed the killing dogs story to go away… so she came out with the dictator lie.
remember those gimike glasses making it look like your awake i can see bunch of meme picks to snl skit your honor hes reading qou snoores and #vonshitzinpants
Wha?!
I think the problem with the country is the left never saw Scooby Doo
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
Mrs. Dash is good stuff.
She looks absolutely insane 😳
Aaaaa! I'm going to say something. Already Tom also found curly haired girl, Nicole Kidman. 😊💜
Kristi Noem's book reminds me a lot of Jamie Lynn Spears book, has lies in it, and she has no idea most of what is in her own book!
Threatening to jail Trump is an empty threat. No one has the balls to jail Trump but blah blah blah about how "smart" he is because he can elude jail time, time and again
We all lie we're all going to be judged good luck on that one
Who won the Ford derby giveaway?
How does Fallon have 10mil more then Kimmel 🤷♂️
A true liar so unlike George Santos! Sheesh 🙄🙄🙄🙄
Noem narrated the audiobook as well. Typical rethuglican tactic
You said ' i remember meeting with kim " now you don't?
HD
Gracy Kelly Barbosa Guimarães
NATIONAL ENQUIRERER READS....
Classmates name Baron "BIG LIL POOPY" in new meme gangster video. Dubbing Daddy Donny "BIG SKIDS". Students claim if Scuff Daddy comes to the 2024 graduation event, they"ll chant
"BIG-LIIIIIIIL- POOOOOOOPY"
As Schitznpantz Jr walks across the graduation stage. Who thinks Donny "BIG SKIDS" will show? Will Melania? I say Daddy Donny doesnt show...wat say you people?
I don't think trump see any jail time house arrest perhaps.
Breaking the gag the order for 10 times time he get a JAIL term
unfortunately I do not think trump will go anywhere.
Jesus warned of Trump saying "Watch out that no one deceives you. For many will come in my name, claiming, `I am the Christ, ' and will deceive many." The Maga strong man Trump sure cries like a two year old child instead of promoting what his campaign is about during his trial camra time-outs...Poor me it is freezing in this court room...boohoo
Yet it is located where Trump lived, has a place to live, and was raised up in. He knows the weather but would rather cry victim to gain sympathy instead of speaking what his campaign policies are and be a real man who owns up to their accountability.
Tell us what you do not like!