Taunt Killin Contracts! The Worst Spy In TF2.
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- Опубликовано: 17 сен 2024
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My name is Jalen (without the Y)
And my mom walked by and heard muselk saying "jaylen where are you!!!!)
My mom was like "who's calling you?"
I started dying
+Gam3rboy lel
+Gam3rboy lel
+Gam3rboy lel
+xXx_wowiamsoamazingatlife_xXx lol
LoL
Its such a dumb, simple video. But this is probably one of my favorite videos I've ever made.
+Muselk You're amazing muselk!!!
+Muselk yer mum
Hi :D
+Muselk can't wait to see dem taunt kills fam
+Muselk Reply to me Senpai!
1:50
Me, Trying to flirt
"I did not mean to kill him, I - I panicked"
stabe stabe stabe
me too
Sebastian Contreras qqqfghd ybfeguq
Same
Watching this in 2021 brings me to the good ol days of a bot free upward match
Before the dark times. Before the empire
@@Anakinvoorhees nice
Should see them in 2023 😢
Ha, the ending! xD
Someone put a sitcom laughter sound after Muselk got an SMG! xD
This was probably one of the single funnest TF2 matches I've ever had :P
You posted that comment 8 minutes ago but this was uploaded 6 mins ago...
Have you ever tried playing roamer on highpass? It's one of my favorite koth maps for solly ever!
+Muselk can i have ur smg
you are the king of SMG'S
+chocky // Nice open map, especially around the point. Once you get out of the lobby area, roam for days
Remember, the rule is the curse only takes effect when you MENTION IT, MUSELK!
Exactly! Thats what I said last time! XD
Wiki: gambler's fallacy
+Muselk listen to this guy.
+Red15 oh thank god someone got that. every case opening is a discrete event and unless valve has programmed the cases to lower the chances of repeat results then one doesnt affect the other. except i think valve did code it in patch so its less likely youll score the same guns--i think in sequence
BuddhaBebop But GabeN is always watching. Always. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Get food, get lunchbox! Best TF2 snacks!
+Isuckatgaming LOL
_I got fed and I got lunchbox._
_"Om nom nom, nom, nom."_
+Isuckatgaming Get good, get tr_walkway! Best TF2 bots!
No it's black box.
ive seen that bind in a server
Muselk:Misses a easy taunt kill
Also Muselk:"Hacker on the other team is a real challenge for me."
5:53
Book of GabeN TF2 2:26-2:28
"He who shall not unbox an unusual and is cursed with SMG's most evil shall not complete the hunter contract unless impaling the last victim with an arrow"
SMG = Solely Muselk's Gun.
very very clever, you my friend, shall guide us to make clever jks like yours, plz teach me senpai
How about Souly?
Sincerely
Sadly
IM GETTING MAULED TO DEATH BY A TIGER! ARGHHHH!
+Muselk Rekt
QUICK DROP YOUR PANTS! THEY HATE THAT!
+Muselk O god
mrs.pauling what the heck!
Steam group master race!
126th like
Muselk, where *do* you (and Star and Jerma) always find these servers, these beautiful beautiful Valve pub servers, filled with the lowest-skilled newbs possible? And with so many Spies who can't even backstab a stationary target? And with people who go afk in the middle of the battlefield instead of my own team's spawnroom....
Whenever I do a contract, any server I go to has a bunch of Soldiers and Demomen with Unusuals and competitive medals and their own pocket kritz-Medic stuck up their arses, and trickstab Spies with Hale Own's knives, or a billion Phlog Pyros (although that last one should die down now that the Phlog doesn't grant a full health restore on taunt anymore, but many people don't seem to have realized yet because they don't read update patch notes). Heck, last week I met a Heavy, totally default, no hats, stock weapons.... but a Primeval Warrior badge (meaning he started playing TF2 back in 2006 during the first Beta).
He scrolls to the... BOTTOM OF THE SERVER LIST! DUN DUN DUN
+Kevin George no...there are many things in life you shouldn't do. Putting milk in before cereal, play cod, dropping you mixtape, but never ever should anyone scroll to the bottom of the server browser... That's where the Gaben worshiper so go... And the CoD kids go to hide
+TF2CrunchyFrog They go on EU servers
+TF2CrunchyFrog some to SEA. we have our own special brand of stupidity. they're so stupid it's actually hard to snipe/stab them since they're so unpredictable (and that there's always a couple good players like me trying to farm their stranges)
Around a week ago, I found myself on a vanguard server with those enemies. we had 3 snipers, 2 spies, a medic, a few soldiers and a scout. All of my teammates were gibuses. Guess the outcome? we won in the first minute! That was my first and last encounter with good gibuses.
you should do a massive smg give away
nobody would take one
i would
Joshua Parker I wouldn't
scrap metal bro...hats
Joshua Parker HATZ????? OMG I NED MOAR SMGS REFINED=HATZ OMG!!!!
6:33 Glad to see Muselk isn't a nooby try-hard like all the other players I find...
+Your Everyday Gamer Like you arent supposed to shoot players in a FPS GAME!
SIGH...
I agree with you. Way better to exchange a number on the score screen so everyone can laugh and have fun than everyone being douches and raging ingame.
Actually, just now I had an experience with tryhards.
I was being hoovy with the reds, and this one sniper kept attacking me with Huntsman until he started dominating me. I told him to stop, but he claimed I was the one killing hoovies. He just kept killing me over and over and over... Until the game ended. And I never saw my festive GRUU hoovy friend again.
Fuck you tryhards,
Your Everyday Gamer
Feel sorry about that bro.
it was a blue MEWselk smg
XD
>_>
Spluffer DK
How old are you? -_-
Likarus older than you.
Spluffer DK
You don't act like it.
that windows 10 is a spy! 5:39
Taunt killing is so unskilled ):<
if you wanna be skilled then use the phlog ;)
+Derpsider Is the Plogh a new weapon? : P
Your comment just killed a family in Australia.
+Derpsider Phlog? #nicespelling
Success-less Man did you know 1 grammar Nazi kills one herd of baby dolphins each year...
*the more you know*
Derpsider Im not grammar nazi'ing, im not fixing tiny mistakes. He completely spelled a word wrong, which could easily confuse people
At this point I think Gaben should make an SMG dedicated to Muselk...
Did you see that Linux conversation in chat? Such backdoor. Barely OS. Much Tux. Wow.
What's that weird edit at the SMG unbox? It seemed fake until I realized you had the SMG before the edit too.
+Aran Testa I saw that when I was editing, I originally thought Id made an accidental cut in the clip. But I think the graphics just glitched. But you can see an SMG in the crate before the weird graphical glitch, and then again after.
+Muselk yeah, right.
+Aran Testa It was legit the smg appeared before the crates graphics glitched
Look at the weapon before the open, It's an SMG after the glitch its still an SMG.
+Muselk Did you seriously unbox an SMG the first time? Because you can see a bunch of other low-tier Pyroland weapons recently added to your inventory.
Not mad if you didn't, because it was funny, but you should put that sort of thing in the description so people don't go around going "M4s3lk f4k3s everting g4ys omg". It's bad enough you get people complaining about you ripping off Star_ and Jerma as it is.
7:37
I already knew the moment he said he was gonna be unboxing it was gonna be a SMG.
07:35
"Victory".
I remember playing this game when I was 10yrs old. I didn't understand anything in the video but I remembered going crazy with my friends watching Muselk taunt kill me in the video. Thanks for the memories ❤🎉
cute :3
Omg it's jaylen
Press X to Jaylen
+Akane Yakumo That made me laugh, best comment of the day xD
+Random Troll and Hater what does it mean?
+Om Rane You know Heavy Rain?
oh ok!
JADEN!
JADEN!
JADEN!
+Om Rane Jaylen
Let's all go to winoi's RUclips account and spam "Don't put long names on steam" in his comments
+Meep Moop pls
***** k
+SFH Super Fun Happy Also you should be able to see my full name in the kill feed.
Anyone know what a Bushshlachi is?
Former Serbian president.
+dst55y33 I thought it was a different way of saying bullshit
an anagram for the liberty launcher.
+Pop Tart Man i get that reference "star's idea of anagram"
+Chaud314231 shwickyshwag
ok i got to ask at this point, are you really getting this many SMGs or is this just being played up for the videos?
+DCP Well, I'm guessing he unboxed more than one crate, because that's too perfect, especially since his chance of receiving an SMG this time would've been less.
+DCP M8. have you seen my unboxing series?
+Muselk One of the rare instances that Muselk, an actual Australian, says "mate".
+John Jekyllson That's the gambler's fallacy. Previous results have absolutely no influence on future ones.
Probability works because it just does, the more you do something the closer it gets to its average. Not because the universe is like "Wait no, don't do that again, do something else", but because the average is the average.
That being said, the smaller the sample size, the more likely you are to get unlikely outcomes. If he opened enough crates his SMG ratio would eventually be exactly what it should.
Muselk i have watched all the unboxing videos but that's the whole reason i bring this up mate is because this seems very uncanny to me the fact all you have to say is "SMG" then you get one almost on cue makes it feel like you are trying to extend a (while funny) joke out as far as you can, it almost seems that if it is real and not something you are just playing up for the audience like the worst case of karmatic balance ever displayed by anything ever almost gives me a devils contract vibe "sign here and you get a massive RUclips channel. but horrible drops from it"
so at the end of the day i don't mind either way but i want to know if i'm laughing at well done humor or very bad luck
am i the only one who finds the huntsman a bit hard to use?
+Samuel Petrov Nope, I can't use it properly either for crap.
WapaMario63 yeah I thought I wasn't alone
but maybe I'm so shit co si play a lot of medieval mode idk I just like it
huntsman = god like every game
+Samuel Petrov
same here, my arrow get stucked on everything but the enemy
heck, somethimes they do not read at all and pahses torught the enemy, leving an arrom in the reverse way it should have; and if after that they kill someone behind, the ragdol get stuck freaking out mid-air like one of those old tf2-inpired gmod video
serPomiz lol
2:25 I saw that Blu spy turn to an Engieeeee
Ryan Kenneway the engie killed the spy and the engie appeared like a half a second
O_O
It was a really nice optical illusion
Happy STRAYA day mates
cheers mate, god will bless straya
+Toxi-C-Loud Medicare is the only way yeah
happy birthday........ummm ._. am i in the wrong comment?
happy birthday........ummm ._. am i in the wrong comment?
Australia*
Seriously, what did you say to GabeN to get 7 years of bad SMGs?
Collin Rotton it was punishment from the future for switching to Overwatch
@@queencyrys6309 fortnite*
the huntsman's always going to headshot anyways... this is true when you are aiming right at somebody who is determined to simply walk normally taking zero action in the front of dodging. Otherwise it's not so easy.
Though to be fair looking at the people playing on that server pretty much all of them would just stand there or move predictably waiting to be headshot... (no I can't edit because mobile.)
See that logic doesn't work. The reason the huntsman seems to headshot is because instead if being a hitscan weapon the huntsman is a projectile, meaning it works in a combined form of hit registration and hit boxes. That means what normally would be the hit box of a head is actually the size of a watermelon. So, you can miss the head and hit around it and the hit box would could because of hit registration processing the hit box
+Toast
On the downside, the arrow is not a hit-scan weapon, as it takes time to travel from point A to B, so the opponent might accidentally dodge fourteen times within the span of sixty-nine seconds.
At least it's slightly more accurate than Magicka's "Crash to Desktop" magick.
2:22 that spy over there... XD i though he's waiting for muselk to come out
muselk playing sniper:can i make this jump?
scout:laughs in double jump
Best Unluckiest unboxing youtuber ever....... xD sad i dont have any skin
.... :(
If you don't have any skin, then you must be a skeleton!!!
Dear God...... SPUK SPUK SKELETON! XD
+Sniper God send shivers down you spine
+Sans The Skeleton y
Skins are trash anyways
I miss the good old days.
Me too. Me too.
The Miss Pauling bit reminded me of archer
"This Heavy--"
*Goes for Taunt kill*
*CUTS AWAY*
Well, we can all agree he got rekt on that clip.
*Hacker joins other team*
Normal players: OH CMON WHY!?!?
muselk:we eatin fried hacker tonight Bois
I love the ranting about how linux "isn't an os" in the chat.
God, I'm so early ea tried to publish me
Thanks man :)
+Alph4 Why would you even take your time to report it in the first place?
***** Jesus, dude. Get off the Internet.
***** Absolutly not. I despise seeing those comments but reporting them is the most childish thing you could do to counter it
+Alph4 reporting doesn't really do shit. You are wasting some of your time and effort because you got offended on the internet. Do what I do, ignore them.
7:43
It was at this moment, muselk realized, he fucked up
that intro, sums up literally every joke in existence
Team Fortress 2: *Walks through the map, casually getting headshots*
Overwatch: *Screams in glory for killing a person as Hanzo*
i fucking laughed when he got that smg
remember that heavy +danger shield +phlog +??? +medic randomizer mod loadout.....ye...get karma
“Learning things everyday” Little Muselk learned that he can clickbait using fortnite vids and earn views. From that day on, he stopped learning.
Muselk: "But he didn't want to be a sniper, he was sick of headshotting... invisible snipers all day." xD
Lol, at 2:20 that spy saw that his spy teammate got killed by an arrow. He's afraid to follow him into the house, but he still gets hit by another huntsman.
muselk, stop unboxing... you'll never win...
he unboxed 2 unusuals in 1 video... RIP
one lucky video, if i was him, i would pray to Gaben that i recorded it
KingSoldier he already did, idiot, he announced it after getting 2 unusuals in one video.
hey muselk today i got my first colored weapon and I'm actually free 2 play so I'm celebrating it bye watching some of it best vids Because ur a pro 😎
I swear that after this video i got the exact same contract.
wow.
lol the people arguing about Linux in the TF2 server like wtf 😂😂
1:48 "Im not trying to kill im just gonna get your attention"
*Tries to headshot the pyro*
MUSELK LOGIC
RIP Good Muselk Now he is a fortnite kid
:(((
Ikr
The good all days when fortnite wasn't invented yet
Inb4 "muselk is copying ster omgomgomg"
+Cyndaquil707 muselk is copying ster omgomgomg
+Cyndaquil707 muselk is copying ster omgomgomg
+Cyndaquil707 muselk is copying ster omgomgomg
+Cyndaquil707 muselk is copying ster omgomgomg
+Cyndaquil707 mulsek is copying stair omgomgomg
THE WEAPOND THAT U ARE HOLDING IS NOT THE HUNTSMAN BUT A BROTHER OF THE HUNTSMAN!!
If anyone is reading this in 2020 then you have to agree these were the good old days of Muselk’s channel
I remember getting a taunt kill with the huntsman on accident, here's what happened: so I was playing on 2fort and I was being chased into the Intel room by two scouts right? And then my second finger slips onto the mouse and makes me taunt BUT SOMEHOW the scout runs into me and I stab him with my arrow. I'm not telling a tale here I'm being serious
everyone probobly clapped
Too much fortnite and overwatch these days...
ok?
Muselk's odds of unboxing87.8%-Smgs12.1-something else0.1-Unusual
"We might be able to shoot him!" *Hacker gets kicked* "Let's hope he doesn't get kicked"
Muselk: There you go people learning things everyday.
Me: Queue the more you know infomercial.
"TF2 is a hard game."
Best quote Muselk 9/10 IGN
lady: I'M BEING MALED TO DEATH BY A TIGER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Miss Pauling:lady keep it down I'm talking on the phone. WTF muselk
Muselk's luck on unboxing crates:
99.9999999% SMG's
0.0000001% any weapon
I started crying when you said 'SMG' before you unboxed. I knew the curse would return.
Other lady:*SCREAMING* IM BIENG MOWED
Mis pauling:LADY CAN YOU SHUT UP IM ON THE PHONE!
Snipers has been practising his stretches again 3:55
i have a love for these kinds of videos, i used to watch a lot of muselk
Y’know what i would really like to see? Muselk doing mvm videos. And when he finishes a tour, he gets an aussie, but its a smg
Oof the salt
'The odds are that we shouldn't get one agian' said the oblivious muselk as he unboxed a blue mew smg
You're killing me man! This is too hilarious.
Muselk is just the best... At getting SMG's
"hey uhh a contract just came in-LADY WILL YOU PLEASE I'M ON THE PHONE"
We need a clip of all smg opening ever, might be an hour long though.
the itro was the best ! I was laughing like crazy
6:13 jeez chat made me laugh for once
the smg curse will linger over muselk for all eternity
"Im coming for you jaylen" hahahaaaahaha
"no are you kidding me" x) i love the way you say it.
Muselk pays for all his bad luck in unboxing smgs by his ability to predict random events that are about to happen in tf2
Jaylen is Gaben confirmed. "My favourite class is the spy."
2:20 send it son siN XD
siN***
Well, off to visit your mother!
4:54 my taunt killing career in a nutshell
we have the normals, the f2ps, the p2ps, the noobs, pros, hakers, admins, gabens, trolls, the gibus curse, the mention curse, the unboxing curse, the killed by f2p curse, the hacker/kicked curse, the target curse, the wring time curse, and
THE MUSELK CURSE
RIP Muselk's Inventory. All those SMGs must make that backpack of yours look like a Call of Duty Loadout.
doesn't matter how long he cancels or quites unboxing weapon crates, the SMG curse always lures around muselk's corner
Contract:Huntsman
Muselk:Fortified compound
I pissed myself at 2:23 when the spy was killed by the window by another sniper
For some reason, today I'm watching a marathon of muselk
Muselk:Im gonna do the rest with taunt kills!
*Proceeds to get 25CP with normal kills*
that intro makes me want to buy a contract
7:16
"linux isn't an operating system"
That Hanzo practice paid off ;)
"And he decided to only backstab people with his arrow"
Never interrupt another's taunt kill. (I'm lookin at you, Pyro. *intense breathing*)
Clearly,whenever Muselk unboxed a smg he will get very very rage and made him ragequited :D