Chaotic Criterion Closet Clips

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  • Опубликовано: 26 авг 2024
  • In order of appearance:
    Nathan Lane
    Maya & Ethan Hawke
    Bill Hader
    Barry Jenkins
    Marc Maron
    Patton Oswalt
    Williem DaFoe
    Terry Gilliam
    Colin Quinn
    Michael Shannon
    Ayo Edebiri
    John Darnielle
    The Wolfpack
    Michael Cera
    Josh & Benny Safdie
    Fun fact: The Criterion Closet was originally a bathroom

Комментарии • 127

  • @saintsalieri
    @saintsalieri Месяц назад +698

    I'm such a lucky boy I can't wait to go home.

    • @bondfool
      @bondfool Месяц назад +20

      I related to him and Barry Jenkins most.

    • @UkuleleVillain
      @UkuleleVillain Месяц назад +6

      whole look of him is wild

    • @Blackness101
      @Blackness101 Месяц назад +18

      my dog when we adopted him

  • @gradeahonky
    @gradeahonky Месяц назад +394

    Nathan Lane got me with the Liberace joke

    • @jackwinchester4770
      @jackwinchester4770 Месяц назад +7

      I had to pause to calm down

    • @Research0digo
      @Research0digo 28 дней назад +9

      I adore Nathan! He was robbed - he should have won an Oscar for The Birdcage - and Hank Azaria for best supporting!

  • @videt7459
    @videt7459 Месяц назад +302

    Willem DaFoe has high on life energy times ten.

    • @andybassman99
      @andybassman99 Месяц назад +19

      Having the biggest bird in Hollywood will give you that energy

  • @jdsadinger
    @jdsadinger 26 дней назад +46

    Michael Cera making the vibes awkward while not being physically present is top level Michael Cera.

    • @thesirms
      @thesirms  16 дней назад +1

      also the fact that he recommended close up for a "great time"

  • @ellirambler6160
    @ellirambler6160 Месяц назад +109

    nathan lane losing his mind in the criterion closet is so fucking funny lmao

  • @TimPoultney
    @TimPoultney Месяц назад +150

    "Yo-Fuckin'-Jimbo! Yes!!"

  • @doingmybesthere3940
    @doingmybesthere3940 29 дней назад +48

    i love the wolfpack clip purely for the moment where they realize it's all for grabs and they go into overdrive looking for stuff

  • @AgsmaJustAgsma
    @AgsmaJustAgsma Месяц назад +121

    I would've added Gaspar Noé geeking out with the Blu Ray of Saló, but nothing tops Bill Hader's recommendation.
    Also, Willem Dafoe grabbing Last Temptation of Christ will never stop being outrageously adorable.

  • @CRIMSONbarret254
    @CRIMSONbarret254 Месяц назад +452

    Can’t believe this has no Slavoj Zizek

    • @albertkim7882
      @albertkim7882 Месяц назад

      “Murmur of the heart….where we have incest, I like this”

    • @Nectarquest
      @Nectarquest Месяц назад +58

      That’s because you’d have to put the whole video on there

    • @VuotoPneumaNN
      @VuotoPneumaNN Месяц назад +1

      One ov zose *sniff" nice frenzs movies in vyich *sniff" you have inzsest.

    • @antlerbraum2881
      @antlerbraum2881 Месяц назад +18

      Yeah that video is wild, the part where he talks about the French movie.

    • @albertkim7882
      @albertkim7882 Месяц назад +10

      @@antlerbraum2881 Yeah, it’s called Murmur of the Heart. My reply got deleted here because I quoted him using the “i word” LOL

  • @gnarwhal7562
    @gnarwhal7562 26 дней назад +66

    "Wow....this is a great date movie" (holds up Salo) 😂😂😂
    I love Bill Hader, man

  • @dantedammit
    @dantedammit Месяц назад +135

    Honestly could’ve included John Waters entire closet video

  • @scotia7326
    @scotia7326 Месяц назад +58

    Best one is when Richard E Grant picked up a film and said “Ingrid Bergman suffering away… love that.”

  • @elisabethschmerzler963
    @elisabethschmerzler963 Месяц назад +76

    Ok the Wolfpack clip is genuinely very heartwarming given their story and their love of films.

  • @postmodernrecycler
    @postmodernrecycler Месяц назад +64

    I forgot about and miss the old original closet. Seeing it in these clips reminds me how much more chaotic it was than the current closet.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 11 дней назад +1

      Current closet is just more advertising

  • @quinnnewman9538
    @quinnnewman9538 Месяц назад +34

    Bill hader was wild for that

  • @Dethmaster64
    @Dethmaster64 Месяц назад +72

    I would have included the clip of Paul Dano dropping his first pick

  • @hadinasrallah8928
    @hadinasrallah8928 Месяц назад +75

    “Fuck me up ozu” always gets me cuz it’s true

  • @ectofriend
    @ectofriend Месяц назад +28

    I never felt such a spiritual connection to Bill Hader.

  • @maxwellfriedlaender3309
    @maxwellfriedlaender3309 Месяц назад +40

    Why does Michael Shannon look and act like he just pushed his mother off a cruise ship?

  • @matthewsinclair8751
    @matthewsinclair8751 Месяц назад +18

    Bless Criterion, I have over 300 titles. So many good movies. And important restoration work.

  • @ekmad
    @ekmad 29 дней назад +7

    1:58 most New Yorker moment ever from Dafoe

  • @VexPopOG
    @VexPopOG Месяц назад +21

    Waiting patiently for someone to pick up Repo Man and wax poetic.

    • @shotboltstealtharcher6938
      @shotboltstealtharcher6938 Месяц назад +6

      The Daniels do if I am not mistaken. They have a Repo Man reference in Everything Everywhere. I just love both those movies.

  • @joblohnny
    @joblohnny Месяц назад +40

    immediately clicked on this after seeing the Viggo Mortensen closet pick video and going back to the home page LOL

  • @olo9127
    @olo9127 29 дней назад +10

    I see House in the thumbnail, I click.

  • @benrickinmarks3639
    @benrickinmarks3639 29 дней назад +7

    If I'm ever in the Criterion Closet, I need to learn sleight of hand so I can pull out movies that should be there

  • @jpgrdnr
    @jpgrdnr Месяц назад +89

    big dick energy from Dafoe over there

    • @keithklassen5320
      @keithklassen5320 Месяц назад +8

      He's just so darn charming.

    • @joshs4507
      @joshs4507 Месяц назад +32

      His package is actually so big they had to find a stunt double to do a nude scene for him
      And that’s not a joke

    • @chadstchad
      @chadstchad 29 дней назад

      @@joshs4507as said by lars von trier.. ya know, the most reliable source.. lol weird fucking man

  • @peterstarts
    @peterstarts 19 дней назад +3

    4:58 - Can't Blame He, It's The Complete Filmography of Jacques Tati!

  • @TheHalloweenBlues
    @TheHalloweenBlues Месяц назад +16

    Using the e-shop music is great, takes me back.

    • @moredumbtoit5325
      @moredumbtoit5325 19 дней назад

      Boy I hope the point was to be a throwback, plenty people still try to use this unironically like it's trendy

  • @Scotsmanthebedbug
    @Scotsmanthebedbug Месяц назад +6

    “House” is my number one favorite film of all time

  • @Domovies1
    @Domovies1 Месяц назад +8

    Nothing tops Zizek talking about incest on his closet picks

  • @tricksterhoisington1470
    @tricksterhoisington1470 Месяц назад +5

    I also love when Alfonso Cuaron and Pawel Pawlikowski ignore the cameraman the entire time

  • @jaguartony
    @jaguartony Месяц назад +6

    Yo fucking Jimbo lives rent free in my head

  • @khalewren2734
    @khalewren2734 15 дней назад +1

    YEAAAH i was hoping John Darnielle would be in here

    • @farrahharper7352
      @farrahharper7352 13 дней назад

      genuinely i think that's what every conversation with him sounds like, i love that man

  • @thegeekclub8810
    @thegeekclub8810 Месяц назад +6

    God I wish I was in the Criteron Closet right now.

  • @artlesscalamity
    @artlesscalamity Месяц назад +5

    Such a fun series. Nice edit, man.👍

  • @baxatakbaxatak2014
    @baxatakbaxatak2014 Месяц назад +13

    Well done! Another chaotic one was Michael Kenneth Williams impersonating Chaplin.

    • @Dethmaster64
      @Dethmaster64 Месяц назад +2

      From Omar Little to Charlie Chaplin

    • @HooliaGee
      @HooliaGee Месяц назад +2

      Oh, my, now I've GOT to look that up! Thanks!!

    • @baxatakbaxatak2014
      @baxatakbaxatak2014 Месяц назад +3

      @@HooliaGee The very first Criterion Closet video. It’s at the very end.

  • @willt.9654
    @willt.9654 28 дней назад +3

    Top shelf content right here dog. Exquisite curation 🤌

  • @bondfool
    @bondfool Месяц назад +9

    It might not make for a good video, but I would only pick movies I haven’t seen. Best to take the opportunity to get some no-risk blind “buys.”

  • @chadstchad
    @chadstchad 29 дней назад +4

    michael shannon could rip me in half…

  • @hvitekristesdod
    @hvitekristesdod Месяц назад +6

    I need a House shirt

  • @AlexHolmes.
    @AlexHolmes. Месяц назад +12

    It isn’t a chaotic clip but I always think about the semi awkward chat between Wally Shawn & Andre Gregory talking about Westerns in the Criterion closet, one of my favourite clips ever

  • @violetslit
    @violetslit 24 дня назад

    bill hader showing his house shirt is my favorite

  • @Aalborg42
    @Aalborg42 Месяц назад +5

    Wii shop music 🤣

  • @tannerjohnson6436
    @tannerjohnson6436 28 дней назад +1

    It is reassuring to see people go off and take a lot of movies. Because, gang, this is the closest thing to the Nickelodeon Super Toy Run that adulthood has to offer.

  • @heartpng
    @heartpng 11 дней назад

    she (literally all of them) is just like me for real 😌

  • @adraino7345
    @adraino7345 22 дня назад

    Oh shit seeing the Wolf Pack boys in there made me happy

  • @yungoldman2823
    @yungoldman2823 17 дней назад

    Michael Shannon is one lucky boy

  • @fallingstar7028
    @fallingstar7028 Месяц назад +2

    Ayo i have one of those wo-hop shirts

  • @joseph0098
    @joseph0098 29 дней назад

    LOL I always thought those Criterion Collection videos where very scripted and elegant with exquisite commentaries from its' guests

  • @jordanday8076
    @jordanday8076 Месяц назад +4

    I wish I could be at a point in my career where I get invited to one of these 😢

    • @angelmarquez5153
      @angelmarquez5153 Месяц назад +1

      You'll get there gl

    • @davebob4973
      @davebob4973 Месяц назад +1

      i dont id be too uncultured to know anything thats there

    • @Aster_Risk
      @Aster_Risk 29 дней назад

      ​@@davebob4973 That's okay!

  • @FoamTank
    @FoamTank Месяц назад +1

    clicked this thinking i would have seen Slavoj a whole lot, dissapointed

  • @seanmac9578
    @seanmac9578 Месяц назад +1

    You're missing Guy Maddin who keeps putting movies in his...bag!

  • @JoeBocciaJr.
    @JoeBocciaJr. Месяц назад +4

    surprised you did not include any john waters clips!

  • @moreumphtoit6764
    @moreumphtoit6764 19 дней назад

    Wii music in 2024 is crazy

  • @jacktinsley8574
    @jacktinsley8574 Месяц назад +3

    W highlights

  • @Cyynapse
    @Cyynapse Месяц назад +10

    why do my favorite directors keep pulling out Salo

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy Месяц назад +1

      The Room wouldn't be released until 28 years after Salo, so there was kind of a lull in the "Worst movie you can't look away from and have to show your friends" fandom.
      Battlefield Earth you can kinda look away from. It gets boring at parts.

    • @TVindustries5000
      @TVindustries5000 Месяц назад +3

      I think its just one of those types of infamous shock films thats been notorious for a long time. kinda like a cinema version "Two Girls One Cup"... if you dont know what that is do not search lol

  • @SalemSingsStuff
    @SalemSingsStuff 23 дня назад

    WILLEM DAFOE IS SO SOFT IM SOBBING

  • @petermot645
    @petermot645 Месяц назад +1

    Hysterical

  • @bossannova
    @bossannova 25 дней назад

    i love humangs

  • @yarrowflower
    @yarrowflower Месяц назад

    good video :)

  • @willt.9654
    @willt.9654 28 дней назад +1

    First bit reminded me of that Kanye clip “I’m not going to say what kind of doctor. … It was a Jewish doctor.”

  • @Skimmerlit
    @Skimmerlit 8 дней назад

    2:36 Who is that? He looks familiar. He’s known for small parts in Amy Schumer movies, right?

  • @NavajoJoeFilms
    @NavajoJoeFilms 10 дней назад

    Who are the guys at 3:27?

    • @ClintEastwood74
      @ClintEastwood74 6 дней назад

      They were in a documentary called The Wolfpack

  • @tj9944
    @tj9944 Месяц назад

    They didn't pull off a single movie off the shelf I've atleast heard about before.

  • @k.s.5901
    @k.s.5901 Месяц назад +1

    My names Maya Hawke and I'm a legacy artist

  • @JohanCruyff-wj4pf
    @JohanCruyff-wj4pf 27 дней назад

    0:53 oh sweet! My favourite wife murderer in the criterion closet!

  • @MrUndersolo
    @MrUndersolo Месяц назад +5

    Bill Hader...
    Seriously?

  • @snafu700
    @snafu700 Месяц назад +1

    less patton oswald pls

  • @moredumbtoit5325
    @moredumbtoit5325 Месяц назад +12

    Grown man using wii music in 2024, this isn't "riverdale cast being beautiful crackheads for 5 mintues straight"
    I don't know how to explain how played out the wii audio is, you used great clips tho

    • @moredumbtoit5325
      @moredumbtoit5325 Месяц назад +4

      Just mute it amirite??

    • @twincherries6698
      @twincherries6698 Месяц назад +33

      Did u get a break up text while listening to this or something

    • @babymicrowaver725
      @babymicrowaver725 Месяц назад +8

      Yeah that was bugging me too

    • @budgetreplicas
      @budgetreplicas Месяц назад +6

      EXTREMELY BASED

    • @budgetreplicas
      @budgetreplicas Месяц назад +3

      "If you don't like it don't watch it" lol waiting for someone to say it, people use this song bc they've heard other people use it and think it's the blueprint, 3 years of "stranger things crack" and "cats being smol beans" yeah it's gettin annoying guys

  • @BoTheFo
    @BoTheFo Месяц назад +50

    Bill Hader grabbing Salo is my favorite video 🤣

  • @ByteMe908
    @ByteMe908 Месяц назад +1

    BILL WITH SALO LMAOOO