Whisper: I'll get that! Hello? Kingman exe:Oh hello Whisper! Guess who's here for the first playdate! Flashman exe:Num num num num num num! Whisper:Aww! What a cute looking baby! What's his name? Kingman exe:His name is Flashman exe! Whisper:Uhh....Ok then! Come on in,because Nate had just put Barney on TV in the living room! Kingman exe:Well then,doesn't that sound like fun puff butt? Flashman exe:Num num num num num num num num num num num num! Kingman exe:Oh Look puff butt,there's your playmate now! Tin man: Num num num! Flashman exe:Num num num! Whisper:Aww! Aren't they cute? Kingman exe:Oh yes Whisper,because they are really cute! Kirby:Hi Kingman exe! Kingman exe:Hi Kirby! Whisper:Now you two play nice while I go in the kitchen and make the turkey!
Whisper:Hey Nate,can you get the door for me while I get the phone? Nate:Ok Whisper! Who is it? Kirby:Hey Nate,what's up? Nate:Uhh... Kirby, what are you doing here? And why is Tin man a baby? Kirby:Well,his only here for his first playdate. Nate:His first playdate? Kirby:Oh yes Nate,because it's Thanksgiving day and you know it. Nate:Uhh...Well then,come in Kirby! I'll go in the livingroom and put Barney on TV for the little ones to watch. Hey Whisper,Kirby's here! Whisper:Ok Nate!
"Honey, I'm home!" "Dinner is ready." "Perfect!" "Whiskey is ready." "Perfect!" "The drunk n slap is ready." "Perfect!" "My sister's place is ready!" "Perfect..."
During my CPR training the guy teaching us allowed us to play that song so the whole circle I was in was singing as people were doing CPR. Common Song :P
What I love about Brandon's is that he makes fun of EVERYONE: gay, straight, cis, trans, black, white, men, women, it doesn't matter, everyone is made fun of by him. That's true offensive comedy. Just making fun of one or two groups that you aren't a part of isn't offensive comedy, it's being an discriminatory ass.
"Dinners Ready" "Perfect" "Whiskeys Ready" "Perfect" "Drunken Slap is ready" "Perfect" "My sisters place is ready" "Perfect" AHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAD ME DYING
"It's his best that his man sex slaves had colon cancer, hematochezia and every butt pain that they're pregnant. I'm a grandmother of 20 regrets of a tree trunk."
Literally my favorite characters in one video. The astrological lesbians and their son, and the mom, and then throw in a hooker with a vegetable son. Wow. Great job.
“Gotta sprinkle a lot cause that shit disappears” the truest sentence I’ve ever heard
I'm the same like that becuse I ate pizza with Parmazon
Correct
It was good when I had Parmazon on it, @@rinalynpestano9573
Damn I didn’t even see all these likes 😂😂
I read this at the same time it said it
Endgame is the most ambitious crossover event in history
Cathy: Hold my casserole.
Darlene: Hold my luggage of dildos.
I did this same thing with blame the hero and got lots of likes
@@AwareOrSomething Low hanging fruit.
Cathy: Not you Marcy
Cathy: Hold my asiago
*zips down his pants*
*everyone screams*
"Careful that's his best feature!"
God I love Brandon
Sam lol ikr
I'm dying from this
That's a arm with a fisy toy that's pixelated,@@dahtofu6091
WHAT HAVE I DONE
Lol
4:06 the way trevor says it is pure comedy
"AHH EE FOAMIN ON THE BON DUUU"
“The wi-fi is stupid”
“WHAT DID HE SAY ABOUT MY WIFEY?!?”
It's just strangely wholesome to hear
Ik I watched it
How’d tf did you get 1k in an hour and it’s about wi-fi
She*
XD
the irony in 2 males playing 2 females who are lesbian trying to act heterosexually is beyond comprehension.
And at least Brandon is gay, so that adds another layer to things
I would like this but I want it to stay at 123 likes
big brain
@@wesley8576 did you say 1000 likes?
Colleen Keating Brandon’s gay?
“This place sucks, the Wi-Fi is stupid...”
_“He said _*_WHAT_*_ about my wifey?”_
Coco
Me every time someone talks about my anime wife
1:46
“You want some cookies?”
@ByWayofVirginia pffft SAME 😂
Random Stuff Guy you say thank you
“What kind of tea is this?”
“The box is called Lesbifriends”
-Spits tea out-“mm ok”
“It’s just chamomile”
💀😂
“Why didn’t you just say so”. 😂
They didn't even spit it out they just opened their mouth and let it fall out.
Mmm k. 😆😆😆😆
That scene made me laugh
2:07
THE FACT THAT THE STRIPPER STARTED LIGHTING A CIGARETTE WHILE HER CHILD IS DYING JUST KILLS ME
No it’s killing hin
Same😂😂
He was already dead so it was successful 😌
I know lmfao
That decreases the amount of how much I feel bad for her
Dead*
The fact he did cpr to the song stayin alive makes me piss my self in laughter
that's actually what they teach first responders.
Yup, time it to Stayin' Alive or Another One Bites The Dust. Crazy that be how it is
It made me think of the Office
100 beats per min 👌👌👌
It remains me of the office
Congratulations! Your *son* evolved into a
*Disappointment*
Isn't that the rule?
I laughed and then got sad
Bro you talkin bout me?
@Milo Bedford
What sort of sorcery is this?
Dis a knee
Dis a arm
Dis a finger
Disappointment
Cathy’s son throwing money at the stripper while saying “ *titties* ” cracked me up 🤣🤣🤣
Does anyone know her name
@@LiamPierce-s4mwell someone is clearly very horny
@@LiamPierce-s4mpulp fictionally
“I don’t wanna be here” “yes you do” “YES YOU DO” that’s the most mom thing ever
you mean YES YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Honestly 😂
and the “you got a cool moo- mooo- moo-, he was going to say mom”
nah fr😂
So she let him do cocaine since he was alergic to heroin and weed. What a resourceful mom :D
696 likes all you need is the last 9
damn
: D
As far as we know, meth was never attempted
I’m waiting for someone to get
r/whooooosh-ed
“It’s at home”
“THAT’S WHAT YOU THINK MOTHERFUCKER”
I died 😂
how he said it 😭✋
F͓̽ox Girl͓̽
OH LMAO HELLO
I saw your profile picture and now im subscribed
Maddi Proctor
Guess who just did the same
LORᗡ
O hi 😂😂😂
Knowing Brandon’s crew, I pray to god that the white powder bag is actually Parmesan cheese
I'm pretty sure it is, the crew may be funny in all the best ways, but they wouldn't go that far.
@estebangutierrez160 it would honestly be so much better if it really was coke
Cathy has four kids now. The lore of the Brandonverse deepens.
Or that was Timmy...
Well, maybe 5
Name them besides Timmy and the baby
There’s Preston, Timmy, Samantha, and the baby (who’s never been named).
SO MANY QUESTIONS
I wanna see the stripper and kid backstory, maybe Brandon can play the dad
@Daniel Drew- DaiZyuJin i name her bigtitsmcee
Yes😂😂😂
@@playermatu Well I'd like to see bigtitsmcgee's backstory and her kid's too
Oh faq.
her name is pulpfictionally
“This place sucks, the WIFI is stupid”
“He said what about my Wifey!”
I just realized that lmfao
Whisper: I'll get that! Hello?
Kingman exe:Oh hello Whisper! Guess who's here for the first playdate!
Flashman exe:Num num num num num num!
Whisper:Aww! What a cute looking baby! What's his name?
Kingman exe:His name is Flashman exe!
Whisper:Uhh....Ok then! Come on in,because Nate had just put Barney on TV in the living room!
Kingman exe:Well then,doesn't that sound like fun puff butt?
Flashman exe:Num num num num num num num num num num num num!
Kingman exe:Oh Look puff butt,there's your playmate now!
Tin man: Num num num!
Flashman exe:Num num num!
Whisper:Aww! Aren't they cute?
Kingman exe:Oh yes Whisper,because they are really cute!
Kirby:Hi Kingman exe!
Kingman exe:Hi Kirby!
Whisper:Now you two play nice while I go in the kitchen and make the turkey!
“Your kid is ugly”
“Well if he’s ugly then how did he win this spelling bee award”
“Ok, that has nothing to with what the **** I said.”
I know but I needed you to know this
“Don’t do that face that’s ugly” why is that literally my mom...
**mom, I’m sorry I forgot I can’t spell
My moms single "DoNt MaKe ThAt FaCe YoU lOoK lIke YoUr FaThEr"
@@collintexan9829 fr
Okay why do people call their mother mum instead of mom
I am confusion
My step grandmother and step dad would get mad at me if i smiled with my teeth showing in school photos. Ruined self confidence
oof
“Smile!”
“Don’t do that face that’s ugly”
Why is this my mom
@Sean Thomas Sullivan II Yeah, I killed mine. I only just now got out of prison three months ago.
@@picklewart5382 👨🦰->👨🦲
Every mom ever
Low-key that's every mom (like me)
I hate photos
My mom also does this
😂 laughed my ass off
“You straights are just as crazy as us queers” love it 😂
I love it too-
Becuase its true lmao 💫🌈
@@vaatisrevenge4663 Yeah but straights are crazier for I see.
I didn’t know Trevor wallace did this collab. So cool. Met him at his comedy show in Des Moines this year. Was amazing.
Why did I immediately know that the Parmesan was coke. I'm turning into to Brandon rogers.
same here
Samee
Same! 😂
Oh...I didn't even realize
i think its because it was in a bag lmao
I love the small things like when the "son" was singing staying alive when doing chest compressions because that's what most med school teach
i learned to do it to "another one bites the dust"
I learned this from the office
@@lillyr.3639 my health teacher played the clip from the office to start the leasson 😆
Learned that in either high school or middle school too
So this is why my father died
Him: *gets pants pulled down*
Girl: what have I done
Mom: that’s his best feature
Too bad he's gay.
@@DonoZeek damn my heart just dropoed
my exs mom truelly is like this
Whisper:Hey Nate,can you get the door for me while I get the phone?
Nate:Ok Whisper! Who is it?
Kirby:Hey Nate,what's up?
Nate:Uhh... Kirby, what are you doing here? And why is Tin man a baby?
Kirby:Well,his only here for his first playdate.
Nate:His first playdate?
Kirby:Oh yes Nate,because it's Thanksgiving day and you know it.
Nate:Uhh...Well then,come in Kirby! I'll go in the livingroom and put Barney on TV for the little ones to watch. Hey Whisper,Kirby's here!
Whisper:Ok Nate!
@@DonoZeek hes not
"Honey, I'm home!"
"Dinner is ready."
"Perfect!"
"Whiskey is ready."
"Perfect!"
"The drunk n slap is ready."
"Perfect!"
"My sister's place is ready!"
"Perfect..."
"Smile!"
*ugly smiles*
"Don't do that face, that's ugly." 💀
My Dad:
@@xqxx712 sad.-
@@xqxx712 At least your father is being honest.
My mom:
And yeah this is why I have scars as an adult :')
My mom told me that
So Cathy has four kids? Preston, Timmy, Samantha and unnamed baby
Makes sense
What I wanna know is who broke the "Don't stick your dick in crazy" rule 4 times with the same crazy.
I'm pretty sure the baby's dead XD
Maria Jose Hernandez Gonzalez his name is trever
How long have you been keeping track on his videos?
"He DJs for me because I can't afford daycare."
"I can afford daycare. But I can't afford a DJ."
*Agressive dancing*
Thats how economics work.
I want to like it but it is 666
10,000 subs without effort I just screenshotted it so now the memory will exist forever :) go ahead
Yes I watched the video too
Brandon is so committed he plays so many characters and all of them are so funny
So cathy's children are; Preston, Samantha, Timmy, and the baby..
No Cathy's Children are Y E S
And remember, she has a least favorite.
It’s the youngest.
I nicknamed her baby Td (stands for TearDrop), because why would I not name her child after a bfb character?
800th like
Didn't someone say before that Samantha is the oldest?
“Stayin alive, stayin alive” *crunch crunch*
💀 me taking my CPR exam 4:23
Lmfao
During my CPR training the guy teaching us allowed us to play that song so the whole circle I was in was singing as people were doing CPR.
Common Song :P
I dropped the dummy when I cpr
Lmfao wowow
Don’t worry they’ll be dead before you could save them. No lawsuits on you 👍
I’m starting to wonder if Cathy is just kidnapping kids from the street
Eclipto You right
Dare you how, Cathy is a mom making a difference
Nah, she just kidnapp any sperm she get her pussy on.
All these characters combined is me when I’m panicking
You sound like a fun and chaotic person
But at the same time, I’m kinda afraid of you
"Drunken slap is ready!" "Perfect." "Sister's house is ready!" "Perfect..."
*I A M F U L L Y E V O L V E D*
Add V8 engine sound
It reminded me of when roger from american dad did all that cocaine & went ape shit
What I love about Brandon's is that he makes fun of EVERYONE: gay, straight, cis, trans, black, white, men, women, it doesn't matter, everyone is made fun of by him. That's true offensive comedy. Just making fun of one or two groups that you aren't a part of isn't offensive comedy, it's being an discriminatory ass.
Yea
correct
Uh.... Yes.
...
i fuckin' agreed
1:13 “WELL, I- dont know either😔” hrlp i loev that line😭
“You got any cocaine?” “I left it in the pizza box” Mom: I am now fully evolved
This bitch is fuckin pikachu
I’m the 666th like! Nobody like this post anymore!! Jk😜😂
**AGRESSIVE CLEANING**
I cant 😂✋
LMAOOO
The credits.... "Special thanks to.... My mom, for giving me a free character" Brandon, what have you seen?
“I’m am now fully evolved”😂
Ghxstkatari幽霊
MOVE IM CLEANING THIS FUCKING PLA-
OH SLOW DOWN BITCH
Out of my way
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
The Final Form of a Karen...... *God help us*
"Well, that makes two of us if you're driving"
Me at any other part of the day: *barely enough energy to exist*
Me at midnight: 3:21.
3:20
“Dinners ready!”
“Perfect”
“Whiskeys ready!”
“Perfect”
“Drunken slaps ready!”
“PeRfEcT”
“My sisters place is ready”
*face in hands* “Perfect”
gets funnier every time oh wait it doesn't.
I LAUGHED EVAN THO I SHOULD'VE OF
How in the delicate lesbians did this comment get 1.2k likes??
You just repeated a joke out of the damn video my dude.
o naw I laughed too hard at that
Everyone is getting r/itsajokedumbass
3:28 This is Aunite fee’s kitchen. WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HER
Ikr!
I K EW i wasn’t THE OnlY ONE WHO NOTICED
You know she passed away a while ago right..
Logic404 Cloud the lesbians killed her!!! 😭😭
gone redeuced to atoms
( im sorry I had to ))
Stayin Alive has the correct rhythm for CPR, this is one of your best works Brandon Rogers!
Sebastian Chow i learned that from the office 😄
So does Another One Bites The Dust, if you aren't confident in your abilities.
anjel Same
anjel you only have 3 minutes to get the organs
at first I was afraid, I was petrified
*“THAT’S WHY!!!”*
I seriously almost couldn’t breathe. XD
"Dinners Ready"
"Perfect"
"Whiskeys Ready"
"Perfect"
"Drunken Slap is ready"
"Perfect"
"My sisters place is ready"
"Perfect"
AHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAD ME DYING
Same 🤣
The drunken slap one was PERFECT!
"And now I think we're ready"
@@OMOCarlos "Wait a minute, why aren't you sitting on my lap?"
Same
This seemed normal, don’t know why it said “gone wrong”
Hope your pizza has extra parmesan, Mr. Ramsay
Omg is that the REAL Gordon Ramsay?
Finally, some good fucking food
You will never find me Gordon
Mr. Ramsey, I fear for your son
The office is now number two. I'd pay for a Netflix series of this!
And theater class....I miss that serious....
@@farfetched9296 SAME
Pay 1mil to see 4 episodes
HA HA HA HA STAYIN ALIVE, STAYIN ALIVE
Episode 3 of neighbourhood patrol
“i don’t even know his f-ing name”
“well i… don’t know either ”
1:11 PLEASE 💀💀
I'm dying laughing 😂🤣
"Mom that's my heroin"
"No he's allergic to that to"
"He got foam on my jumper"
Hooker: HE'S ALLERGIC TO WEED !
Brandon: HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'S ALLERGIC TO WEED ?!
Hooker: *Because I am a cool mother*
Not what she said, idiot.
*Uh uh there's only room for one of us*
@@taxidermygirlfriend I loved when everyone was having a seizure and the hooker was just smoking
watch she did said that dumbass
How offensive.
She was a stripper,
big difference 🙄
😂
"Special thanks to my mom for a free character"
Hey Buddy are you okay? Do you need an internet hug?
Hope he’s ok :(
GI 002 I don’t get it either lol
Chantel Spriggs what happened ? What does that mean ?
It means he projected his mom's behaviour towards him in the past to the Mom characters
I’m pretty sure he just meant that as a joke.
"I don't even know his fcking name!"
"well I - don't know either!"
I use that line on a daily basis 😂😂😂
“LESS-BE FRIENDS” this had me so cracked up I-😂
It's just Chamomile!
_Ok why didn’t you say so..._
"Tell them about your grades"
" C+ "
"WTF!"😂😂😂
Brandon you've done it again
The hilarious thing is I just learned that cpr Staying Alive thing from The Office video an hour ago.
these videos stress me out in the best way possible
"UH UH UH UH STAYIN ALIVE STAYIN ALIVE"
"NO HE ALSO HAS BRITTLE BONE DISEASE"
overall, a successful playdate.
There was just no winning
“The good news is he was dead before we tried to save him. So, we didn’t do anything wrong!”
I'm betting the stripper gonna have less taxes to pay now atleast
As I lifeguard, I applaud that he knew to pump cpr to Stayin Alive (100 beats per minute) even though he was a child
@Bottle of Shampain -feel- *NAH BITCH WE USE FEELS*
He probably knew from the office
ironically "another one bites the dust" also has the perfect bpm
@@rruzgarr97 haha very true but less appropriate
@@rruzgarr97 beat me to it
"Be careful that's his best feature"
lmao i'm dying holy shit
"It's his best that his man sex slaves had colon cancer, hematochezia and every butt pain that they're pregnant. I'm a grandmother of 20 regrets of a tree trunk."
1:40
1:38 made me gasping for air😂😂😂😂😂
Fun fact: The kitchen used in this video is the same kitchen used in Brandon's parody of Auntie Fee.
And you adopted _fuck you_
Shut the fuck. Up
^ chill out guys damn
PLANK PLANK PLANK
Expecto patron!!!
“No no no that’s too far” that’s not a sentence I would expect to hear in a video like this
Fr though
2:06 Missed the chance to say that it's LGBTea.
Omg that is so clever!!
Yessss
I like this sm
Best joke I've seen about the lgbt
Lgbteaq
0:00 When Blitzo takes Loona to a playdate.
“Why aren’t you wearing any pants?”
“Because didn’t somebody said they were cutting to a w i d e”
yea you asked that
you stole this comment.
Wool OwO no i didnt
@@missamerica112 yes yours is 2 months ago and I saw one that said 6 months ago.
Wool OwO i didnt knwo
I see Cathy got a new haircut. It sucks, but we still stan.
Cathy has evolved into the Karen haircut.
Tae Spills Tea OMG Karen
"she said to get anything I want."
*Orders a stripper*
Not just any stripper a stripper with her personal dj
The only logical thing
DID SOMEONE CALL ME??
Does anyone know who she is
@@matthewdavis2268 no but ah I see you're a man of culture as well.
"Wait, why aren't you sitting on my lap" 0:44 *CRUNCH*
" *ThAtS wHy* !!"
" because someone said they _wEREN'T CUTTING TO A _*_WIDE_* "
"
@@RemiPlu5 oh shit u right
We may have lost filthy frank but at least we have Brandon Rogers
Im holding onto hope that hell comeback.
Dont... fucking...jinx...it. you tubes been giving him trouble too.
Goddamned truth!
Each generation has its leader
Busta Nutt it wont happen he goes by joji now and he sings
I love how Cathy was more concerned about the pizza than the hooker
Cathy can slayyyy
That is the hardest I've ever laughed in my entire god damn life.
So, lemme get this straight.
Whenever Cathrine has any type of illegal drug, she starts cleaning the house....
Seems legit
That it does.
Yea my moms the same way👍
Huh, that's weird. I just throw my less than one year old son down the stairs while fortunate son plays over the deafening screams.
I knew someone who would clean when he got high. So yeah
@@dixxiesucs2793 Very Good! Keep up the good work!
“HONEY IM HOME”
“There’s A New Brandon Rogers Video Ready”
“PERFECT”
“I am now fully evolved” Top ten favorite Brandon Rogers lines
The race car engine revving makes it even better
When he was yelling “STAYIN ALIVE” while everyone was yelling about CPR😂😂
Wow. We finally got to see her son. And why hasnt that baby aged yet?
That a different son. We still don't know what Timmy looks like. That's Preston.
It’s because she constantly has more babies
The baby is in a sort of constant cycle of life like on 2001 where he grows up to be the grandpa and then turns back into the baby ever 5 minutes
I like how Cathy just doesn’t care that her son ordered a stripper
Edit: that’s the most likes I have ever got thx guys
isn't she a pizzatute
Shes a *c o o l* mom
Yeah honestly, never ruin some Italian dish
because he won A SPELLING AWARD
Cool mahhaahaa
"the wifi is stupid" "he said what about my wifey?" 😂
1:30 was too funny 😂
Thats the same kitchen where he slammed his head on the stove going 'WOO!'
Teen: I don’t wanna be here...
Mom: Yes you do...
Teen: no I don’t...
Mom: Yes you do...
Teen: I don’t wanna-
Mom: YES YOU *DEEEWWWW-*
You can tell he couldn't wait to show up
Literally almost every mum
I didn’t expect this to get so many likes 🤣 Thanks guys xxx
@@daisy_maeHQ 🙏🏻
Me:
“ drunkin slap is ready” PERFECT
“My sisters house is readdyyyy”
🤣 my favorite part
"I don't even know his fucking name!!"
"WELL I...don't know either."
Best delivery.
Agreed!
When she did that coke and started cleaning the whole house I had flashbacks 🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂
😟
You have no idea how happy I was when I saw Trevor Wallace’s face
Same
Uzzziii fucking same
Literally my favorite characters in one video. The astrological lesbians and their son, and the mom, and then throw in a hooker with a vegetable son. Wow. Great job.
3:10 It's good to know he knows enough about we lesbians to represent us so accurately XD
"Special thanks to... My mom for giving me a free character"
You okay, Brandon?
Yeah I noticed that last part and I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing
i assume his mom was basically cathy, but exaggerated
My mum is Cathy, I can relate
I literally have so much homework I’m crying. This was a blessing.
Tim Evans Y E S
Never underestimate salty teachers
Me and you both roachy
L V amen
My school starts in two day
This was the pinnacle of disgusting and it filled my soul with fear
Well done, Brandon
Someone missed "a family friendly Halloween"
Oh so you didn't saw Rat Chef
@@thomasmacdonald8735 in my opinion, this is worse
@@ANukeWithLegs I actually don't think I have honestly
"dinners ready!
*perfect*
whiskys ready!
*perfect*
drunken slap is ready!
**perfect**
MY SISTERS PLACE IS READY!
*perfect* ☹️"
"Why dont you have any pants on?"
"Because someone said they werent cutting to wide."
I'm fucking dead
What does cutting to a wide mean? Also what is camel meal?
@@milestrotter6844 cutting to a wide angle camera shot. It's a filming joke. 🤘
@@milestrotter6844 Chamomile is a tea flavor.
💀
Not as dead as the five-year-old son.
That's why us bigfoots never go on play dates
What about dates do they go on dates
Omfg
BIG FOOT.
I WAS gonna make a dick joke but uh..
Naw..
I'm not gonna kneel that low.
Better yet, is big foot single?
Imma report you to the SCP foundation
You’re everywhere aren’t you
when brandon realizes half of the people coming to the show is under 17
21
20
57
42
3.1415
Trevor Wallace and Brandon Rogers is one of the best comidic combos