Jason Bateman is pure chaos beneath a placid exterior. I can't believe that power move, when he said "Look, you talk to me now..." to a police officer, and tried to negotiate the outcome. He even has dominant body language the whole time. It's like Ozark, the prequel.
Dude I swear Jason Bateman is just Michael bluth In real life. That pause before “he fuckin hit him” is like him leading up to the bad decision he’s about to make then it cuts forward to him after the decision.😂
@@mythicalashley9542 I think snitching has a different definition when you allow you and your other rich friends to cause damage to working class people and not even be willing to own up to it. They are willing to allow a man to have car issues unpaid for and someone else to take the blame all while they could drop half of what they did at lunch most likely and fix their mistakes. Big difference in not snitching over issues that are dumb or both parties will be effected but in this situation to not even think of owning up to it and exchange information shows what kind of person he is, he could run over your child and run away leaving the blame for someone else.
6:04 "I feel like Zach Braff, that's what I feel like." For those who don't know, they made it look like some kids sprayed graffiti on Zach's new Porsche and he beat one of them up (they cut that out), which is what Ben is referring to. It makes sense too, because Ben is kinda getting too physical with the kid here.
@@eiffelviolet no it's not because the constellations aren't even under the same months as when bullshit astrology was conjured up by unironically religious people trying to be anti religion
Jason even proceeds to throw him under the bus by saying I told him to be the bigger man and come clean, when he was the one who lead him astray initially.
*SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT IT'S OKAY FOR YOU TO DAMN NEAR SNATCH THE KIDS SOLD OUT OF HIS BODY WHEN YOU HAD THEM UP NEXT TO THAT HOUSE BUT BUSTING AN EGG ON HIS HEAD IS WHERE YOU ABSOLUTELY DRAW THE LINE* 😂😂😂
Agreed. I recently have developed a thing for him. I never found him personally attractive before really. Of course he was always good-looking on some level though.
Well, I kinda lost respect because after he found out and it could hurt someone else who really didn’t do it. He was still going to keep it quiet. That’s a little low class. However great he was loyal, but many killers are “loyal” to friends as well. That doesn’t mean you have great character.
You can learn a lesson from Jason Bateman: It’s better to tell the truth than to lie just to protect your deceitful, untruthful friends! Otherwise, if you don’t, you will get into big trouble!
Much respect for Jason Bateman for urging his friend to do the right thing. Then he flat out lied to the cops, then eventually came clean. So... some respect for Jason Bateman?
He lied about hitting the car even he saw the black guy is in the trouble but he lied and wanted to leave. Shame on you. This is how celebrities behave when they are in trouble
Tried to get his friend to own up to it, stood by his side even lied to the cops then eventually came forward yeah what a piece of shit! Lmao get off your high horse.
Maybe that had something to do with him throwing eggs at their car. Whether he was a kid or not that's completely unacceptable behavior (and Ben obviously doesn't know this is a prank initially). Any functioning adult would rightfully be pissed in a situation like that. You saw how uncomfortable he was with the father's manner of "disciplining" his son.
It's surreal to me how many people applaud lying in the comment sections and calling everyone who tries to do the right thing a "snitch".. Jason Bateman did the right thing in the end by telling the truth, especially about something this minor like having to pay a relatively cheap fix.
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Jason Bateman is pure chaos beneath a placid exterior. I can't believe that power move, when he said "Look, you talk to me now..." to a police officer, and tried to negotiate the outcome. He even has dominant body language the whole time. It's like Ozark, the prequel.
@EverAppl14, RIGHT ON !!
Rrrrrrrr
Jason Bateman always looks like he's in on it, no matter what "it" is.
RIGHT 😂😂
So Jason Bateman is basically every character he's ever played in real life 👌gotcha
Haha I know right? When he was trying to convince the cop to not arrest his friend I couldn't believe it
True colors, he's never played a character
yeah a psychopath
Bro he’s about it
@@jordanismish
I honestly got that from him too the first time i saw him on punk’d way back in the day. Thought i was the only one.
“I’m begging you as a father, please egg my son” lol
Dude I swear Jason Bateman is just Michael bluth In real life. That pause before “he fuckin hit him” is like him leading up to the bad decision he’s about to make then it cuts forward to him after the decision.😂
The first one was hilarious lol the dad did such a great job 😂
Man bateman is so smooth, the way he speaks to the cop at 13:02 is legendary hahaa
"I need you to egg my son right now." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
When Ashton is too lazy to be apart of the reveal it doesn't count... JS
They didn't know how big Jason bateman would be
i agree
Definitely not the same
@@dixienormus8406 But Ashton hasn't showed up for many really famous people they have Punk'd.
@@dixienormus8406 fr, i hate that he kept calling him justines brother when jason ended up being way more well known than justine ever was
"You threw those eggs at that mans car!?"
Smashes egg on the kids head😂😂😂
Please egg my son... LMAO!!
Fbi, open up!
I love Punk'd. Catching people being shitty in the most perfect ways lol.
Officer: Did you see anything?
Bateman: *Casually* Nope...
And they tells the cop why are you treating me like I’m lying lol
@J K What you said was too mean.
@J K Womp womp. Hold this L
He ain't no snitch
@@mythicalashley9542 I think snitching has a different definition when you allow you and your other rich friends to cause damage to working class people and not even be willing to own up to it. They are willing to allow a man to have car issues unpaid for and someone else to take the blame all while they could drop half of what they did at lunch most likely and fix their mistakes. Big difference in not snitching over issues that are dumb or both parties will be effected but in this situation to not even think of owning up to it and exchange information shows what kind of person he is, he could run over your child and run away leaving the blame for someone else.
6:04 "I feel like Zach Braff, that's what I feel like."
For those who don't know, they made it look like some kids sprayed graffiti on Zach's new Porsche and he beat one of them up (they cut that out), which is what Ben is referring to. It makes sense too, because Ben is kinda getting too physical with the kid here.
He grabbed him by the shirt, which is not as bad, I guess. But i love that Zach Braff line lol
Hearing Ashton do the line from dude where’s my car was life changing
I like how Ben McKenzie, who plays Jim Gordon on Gotham later on, wears a Batman t-shirt in this
Wow, Ben Mckenzie is indeed Ryan Atwood...
I hope that wasn't a stolen car
living for these punkd uploads
thats sad
@@dasadopeboy sometimes life is sad.
Same! First time watching the show for me. I am so entertained.
@@dasadopeboy you're also sad, da sad dope boy.
@@milesmorales5929 fucking golden 😂
Jason really is a calm, collected, manipulative ass Capricorn 🤣
That's exactly what I was thinking! I was thinking that he was definitely acting like his sign.
@@RicoTimeless Rude. Astrology is real.
@@eiffelviolet No, its not
@@eiffelviolet no it's not because the constellations aren't even under the same months as when bullshit astrology was conjured up by unironically religious people trying to be anti religion
@@ChodyRay 😂😂😂
Should have had the dad bring the cute family dog out and say "Rex is getting put to sleep, because of what you did, so you'll learn".
Dude that's hilarious bravo 👏
:(
@@samiam6649 :(
"Justine Batemans brother" hits different knowing how successful Jason is with Ozark now
Ashton was just being a troll. Jason was a famous teen idol in the 80s, only young people didn´t know who he was in 2005.
Jason was very successful well before Ozark, bro
He made his acting debut in a movie called The Gift!🤯 can believe it was his first role
Dude ashtons monotone voice was just oh so soothing back then… now i can literally see him reading the lines instead of dry humour.
He said we can sort ths out. Just like how he was acting in ozark
"the product is a respectful thing, it's gotta be held like it's someone in your family" hahaha
The ones where Ashton isn’t there to run out are like Punks Cliff Notes.
You get they gist but it’s not the real deal.
It's actually CliffsNotes in this timeline. Mandela Effect!
3:10, I just realized Jim Gordon is wearing a Batman shirt 🤯
Yes I was looking for this comment I love Gotham lol
It was fate!
The prank with Akon is hilarious! 😂 Surprised how his word pronunciation is so good!!
Jason wants him to do the right thing but doesn’t want to be a snitch lol
He honestly seems more like he doesn't give a shit and just doesn't want the blame
I think he believed he'd buy or talk his way out of it
Tends to be how a Capricorn would think.
@@brentandrew2419 I think he cares on some level.
Bad person. He should have told his friend to own up.
the entire time I was like wow Jason's a real one he really not snitching.. till he did 😂
🤣😂
Jason even proceeds to throw him under the bus by saying I told him to be the bigger man and come clean, when he was the one who lead him astray initially.
“How’s that sleep going to feel tonight” 😭😭😭
*SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT IT'S OKAY FOR YOU TO DAMN NEAR SNATCH THE KIDS SOLD OUT OF HIS BODY WHEN YOU HAD THEM UP NEXT TO THAT HOUSE BUT BUSTING AN EGG ON HIS HEAD IS WHERE YOU ABSOLUTELY DRAW THE LINE*
😂😂😂
It turned from restraint to humiliation. It would be weird to be humiliating the boy.
Who df are u screaming at?
Bruh if anyone out they hands on my kid like that even if my kid egged their car IM THROWIN DEEEZE HANDS
@@sunday501 maybe raise your kid to not be a trash human being that throws eggs at people
@@jimbojones8208 maybe shut your Jimbo jones damn mouth cause idgaf
Jason Bateman is the number one underrated actor in Hollywood
My favorite actor ❤
For once you're using underrated on youtube correctly.
They made Akon say, “I’m a fool named Akon,” in Japanese. Lol.
So Jason Bateman is a better friend than human lol
Interesting way of putting it
Hmmm 🤔 seems that way Lol
Body’s gluten free but smokes cigarettes 😂 I love Bateman tho he’s one my favorite actors
Ashton Kutcher is just so good looking. He still is, but back then oh my he was gorgeous.
Agreed. I recently have developed a thing for him. I never found him personally attractive before really. Of course he was always good-looking on some level though.
“Why do you keep talking to me like I’m lying to you?” Because you are lying…..😂
THE EGGS ARE STANDING RIGHT THERE MAN!
Ben wearing a prophetic Batman shirt
Jason Bateman hacking a dart in a Michelob tee on just reiterates the fact that he’s the coolest dude alive
Whoever is Ben’s friend did an amazing job , just sayin
This episode of Arrested Development feels weird without Ron Howard's narration.
It's not a prank. It's an ILLUSION!
15:19 man, that's ma dude hiro takamura before he got his power
I don’t speak virgin
I love when they all look around and wonder where Ashton is
Jason tries to get him to do the right thing...
That Akon prank is amazing!!!
Ben mackenzie plays a perfect Jim gordon
"The eggs are standing right there!"
He actually got so upset at EGGS being thrown at his car that he was okay with an angry dad abusing his son. That was awkward
Everyone talking about losing respect for Bateman but he didnt think there was damage and he was loyal to his friend. Respect gained in my book.
He wasn't horrible.
He's a dishonest liar.
@@JoeBuck207 That's why they're called "actors."
Didn't think there was damage? The car HIT the other car. Christ...
Well, I kinda lost respect because after he found out and it could hurt someone else who really didn’t do it. He was still going to keep it quiet. That’s a little low class. However great he was loyal, but many killers are “loyal” to friends as well. That doesn’t mean you have great character.
12:59 Narrator: and that was when Michael decided it was finally time to come clean...
Ron Howard’s voice
I used to listen a lot of Akon in the car when I was in preschool and my favorite song is smack that With Eminem
Oh my 🤭
lol, what a school friendly song
Jason tried to get him to do the right thing. He didn't want to snitch on his friend.
He grassed on him!
Jason Bateman is exactly like this guy I worked with in Shanghai. But yeah what a scumbag for allowing that guy to almost get the fall for this.
@8:12 anyone notice Dialga's cry from pokemon during that beat?? Haha 😅🤣
I love Bateman. He's so gerat.
I hate when AShton doesnt do the reveal
13:01 the hesitation, cmon Jason the key to a lie is confidence
:(
I miss Akon so much and I hope he drops a new album in the future
He threw a guy off stage once? Right? Dude is funny.
What happened to him? Did he retire? I have to admit that I thought he did a great job with the acting parts in the ad. I was impressed.
Did anyone noticed that he had a belt?!? 🤣🤣😂😂 4:40
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You can learn a lesson from Jason Bateman: It’s better to tell the truth than to lie just to protect your deceitful, untruthful friends! Otherwise, if you don’t, you will get into big trouble!
Jason bateman is either the chillest dude ever or he was smoking a fat blunt before the cameras started rolling
I think throwing egg at that car increased it’s value
Is that Ian Edwards taking the fall? hahah So great!
Hiro....Now i have to watch Heroes again
S.n.l. skit where he played the dad asking "who did this" made me think of this.
“I’m a fool named Akon” 😂😂
Lols @ Justine Batemans brother. Most people today would be like, "Wait, Justin Bateman has a sister?"
When Akon said he was a fool.. Lmao
Gluten free body but let me suck down this cigarette
Bro I wondered about that too. Lol
It was more likely for the carbs, you nerd. Notice how whatever he was eating was wrapped in lettuce/cabbage.
Are you drawing a correlation between gluten intolerance and nicotine consumption? Nah, just sanctimonious.
How crazy would it been they just started petting the kid with eggs.. 😂
No wonder Bateman could write Ozark.. he's a criminal monster.
Ozarks is just breaking bad written over again.
5:33 haha perfect timing
Him: "Feels bad " Listen man I just hope you urrrrrhh "
The Father: Cracks and egg on his sons head
Him: 👁👄👁
Ben McKenzie look like a young Russell Crowe
Ok Seth Cohen...
Much respect for Jason Bateman for urging his friend to do the right thing. Then he flat out lied to the cops, then eventually came clean. So... some respect for Jason Bateman?
None.
Lol but he was totally going to let that guy take the fall for it if it wasn’t for the cop stopping them from driving off 😂
He wasn't horrible.
@@kiki_101_ Yeah...
@@onerandommisfit cry more snowflake
He lied about hitting the car even he saw the black guy is in the trouble but he lied and wanted to leave. Shame on you. This is how celebrities behave when they are in trouble
5:29 the kid is trying to hold in his laugh lol
Well this tells a lot about Jason Bateman's character..
Lol that’s what I’m saying
Tried to get his friend to own up to it, stood by his side even lied to the cops then eventually came forward yeah what a piece of shit! Lmao get off your high horse.
I'd do the same thing
13:00 Wooooow he snitched on his boy!!!🤣🤣🤣
Well, his friend is the one who hit the car...
Jason just oozes coolness in this video lol
Lol. I think Jason Bateman punk'd everybody lol
This is actually so funny. That exact situation with Jason Bateman happened to me lol. Almost exactly.
Did you snitch?
alina ward No I was the one who hit someone and I looked and There was no damage. And bystanders stood in snd snitched on me.
So basically, Jason Bateman stood right there and lied to what he thought was a real cop... wow.. labeled now.
Is no one talking about how aggressive Ben was w that kid??
Oh come on, that was nothing.
Bianca Compton parents should be embarrassed for letting their kid do something like this just for a laugh smh.
Exactly my thought 🙈
@Poops LVN I'm fine, thx 😅
Maybe that had something to do with him throwing eggs at their car. Whether he was a kid or not that's completely unacceptable behavior (and Ben obviously doesn't know this is a prank initially). Any functioning adult would rightfully be pissed in a situation like that. You saw how uncomfortable he was with the father's manner of "disciplining" his son.
First, I dont recall this episode. Second, I been a fan of Justin since Silver Spoon but this says alot about him.
Rich celebrity perfectly fine with innocent bystander paying for his mistake. These are the guys our kids idolize
Punked the seismic 10 funniest comedy series of all time
lmao bateman was so stressed he had to light up
Why does this video make me want Jason Bateman to replace stu in the hangover
I’ve never thought of that, but amazing idea. Although..we wouldn’t get the Doug theme song
14:54 After seeing this episode I totally became a fan of Masi Oka and I got see him in Heroes because of this episode!
Jason was trying to get his friend to do the right thing. His friend didn't wanna. Jason wasn't no snitch. I respect that.
Jason Bateman is a legend!!
He's a little rich, privileged idiot.
13:27 the cop's evil laugh right there
Everybody gets punked because Ashton doesn't need to surprise anyone.
It's surreal to me how many people applaud lying in the comment sections and calling everyone who tries to do the right thing a "snitch"..
Jason Bateman did the right thing in the end by telling the truth, especially about something this minor like having to pay a relatively cheap fix.
“Please egg my son” lmao
That Megas XLR music in the beginning.
Jason has always been so handsome
I find him attractive often.
That was not Jason. That was Michael Bluth
Jason Bateman is awesome!! Hahahaa
So that's what Hiro Nakamura from Heroes did before Heroes.
Wow Jason B so funny and cruel I love him
Lol they were really driving a daewoo.