One time my 10 year old cousin challenged me in smash and was saying I was trash and all that type stuff. I asked him to 1v1 me and needless to say, I demolished him and then he cried and told his parents. I explained to his parents that he challenged me and then walked away.
Similar thing happened to me and my cousins, except they're much older than I am and they weren't exactly sore losers, but they just didn't realize I played Smash for money and thought they'd win easily against me
Like a year ago, on a medieval/fantasy reconstruction event, a guy(clothed in traditional elven clothes, props to him for the costume) started to challenge everyone who was not in a costume to an archery duel, and after a few rounds, I stepped in(I was in a pair of floppy jeans and a baggy t-shirt, a guy looking like a complete nobody). He laughed, but in an elvish high manner, and proceeded to give me a bow and a three arrows. Little did he know that I was doing archery of various styles from 6 years old(at the time I was 26, so 20 years) I take them, draw my usual style with 2 fingers and shoot the first arrow, distance roughly 25 meters. Bullseye. Efl:*visible confusion* Second shot, LOTR elven draw, moving target at 20 meters - pretty much bullseye. Elf:*visible disbelief* Third shot, stationary man-shaped target around 40 meters away, Avatar's Na'vi draw style - headshot. Elf:*visibly afraid* Only now did he realise that I was the leading archer for the light side of the fantasy battle show that was going to begin in roughly 3 hours. He quietly kneels, puts his bow and quiver on the ground and proceeds to ask for forgiveness in the most exquisite elven way possible(again props to him for staying in character and boy his speech style was beautiful), to which I throw off my baggy clothes and hat, under which were my own elven clothes, lift him up by his shoulder and say: "Well, the duel is not over, it's your turn. Show me what kind of recruits the Great Forest sends us" He did decent I complimented his prowess for a self taught, but after that he was ever more attentive to the challengers he faced. P.S.: I had pretty long and thick hair, so much so my elven ears were not seen until I moved the hair behind them.
@@pappadam2818 most likely, and it was pretty realistic, also a huge effort to keep it. I mean, he really was pretty hecking good for a self taught archer. His form was indeed good, albeit a little too stiff.
Idk if this counts but I’m disabled and have a lot of medical conditions and the amount of people who try to correct me on my own conditions and the information that I’ve had multiple specialists told me that I’ve backed up with my own research seriously makes me face palm. One of the worst ones was when I was telling one of my aunts about my Ehlers Danlos syndrom (it’s a connective tissue disorder and makes my joints more prone to dislocating on top of a few other things), and she asked if I had been tested for Lyme disease (she had it and doctors insisted there was no Lyme in our state until they finally tested her after months and she came back positive) I told her that considering I’ve had genetic testing done and they found a literal mutation in my DNA that points towards my Ehlers Danlos diagnosis that no, it wasn’t Lyme. She also tried to say that my seizures were from an eye condition when I’ve had multiple neurologists including a specialist in my condition say that it’s a neurological condition Yeah I don’t listen to her when it comes to medical advice
That counts. Sadly there is a lot of people out there that think they know what every disabled person has, aren't afraid to say what is on their mind, and are very, very wrong.
THIS. Honestly it seems like it happens to any group of people who are marginalized. People who know more about my own disabilities than I do, people who know more than I do about my religion, people who know more than I do about the gay experience. Like… what?
The best thing to do when being corrected by someone who has the condition you are being corrected about is to say "Oh, I didn't know that! I thought (incorrect thing). So (insert any polite follow-up question)?"
Didn't you know? Self-diagnosed are all legit now, and definitely make the people experts, as well as giving them a free pass to do whatever they want.
I think being "corrected" with incorrect information is a rite of passage for disabled people. Apparently taking a walk in nature will cure my depression, anxiety, AND chronic fatigue. Who knew? And you won't believe how often I get "you just need to build up your endurance." Um, no, my body doesn't recharge properly and it has nothing to do with working out, but thanks for the useless info.
Went to a local game store to check a few things out on my day off, parked right outside and headed inside to see a gathering of Yu-Gi-Oh! players, around 14 to 16 maybe. They were pretty much playing starter decks with some in between, some even had decks some fake cards. Mostly of the Egyptian God Cards with the anime appearances. As I sat down after having a look at some board games, I brought out my Yu-Gi-Oh Dragons Egg bag and think I might play when the actual tournament starts in a few hours. One of the kids comes over and immediately starts acting like he's in the anime and he 'wants to duel', holding up his unprotected cards bound in a rubber band. As he's getting attention, a few of his friends start laughing and says I might not even know how to play. Or if I did, it's an old deck like Elemental Heroes. Now, I did start back in the Yugi days, though they didn't know that I go to Regionals and try to go to the Yu-Gi-Oh Championship Series when I can. I lay down my mat and have a go. Three minutes later, the kid is looking upset as I've set up a Buster Lock and he cannot use his effect monsters, nor his Extra Deck. After the relatively quick game, I got out a huge bag I had on my car, just filled with cards I got in participation packs for tournaments. (A year of weekly tournaments with 3 packs a tournament, 9 cards a pack, you end up with a lot of spare cards) I helped them try to make their decks better and the way they wanted them to run. Even if they weren't the most polite at first, I wanted them to enjoy the game. It's no fun just getting thrashed over and over. I hope they're either still playing or enjoyed the time they did play. :)
One time my new Social Studies teacher challenged me to my knowledge of countries flags and just my knowledge of countries in general and everyone in my class knew that I was possibly the nerdiest kid when it came to that type of stuff and beat my social studies teacher by a lot ( I can’t quite remember the exact score ) and the teacher never wanted me to ever embarrass anyone like that again.
I was helping my nephew with his math homework. I'm a very big math nerd and he was struggling. He took a test and while did better, didn't do as good as I thought he should've. Going over the test with him, realized the teacher made mistakes in marking, such as not giving method points because of the wrong method (i.e. not the method she uses when it was specified in the question). These would be methods that are decent tools for teaching newer students but not really applicable when advancing. I believed in teaching the methods which would be expanded upon in later years of education so my nephew wouldn't be caught off guard later. Not happy, I go to his school to pick him up one day to talk with the math teacher. We got into an argument and the head of the department came over, and took one look at me. I had personally tutored them when we took A-Level math back in the education years and they knew I knew my math. The Head of Math remarked his test and he jumped up two grade levels, turns out his math teacher didn't even know some of the methods I was teaching him and despite him showing working & reaching the correct answer, didn't mark him as such.
One of my strangest skills is my way of judging objects size and shape, as well as organizing them. Not on a macro scale but moderate size. It has happened hundreds of times where people tell me, "This box won't fit" "Our car won't make it through there" or some variation (I worked retail, helped people move often, and somehow get into situations where this skill comes in handy fairly often) One time, at a retail job, myself and a coworker were tasked with organizing and putting as much as possible away of a large furniture load. My coworker commented, "This is impossible, we'll be lucky to get half of this to fit (in our alloted area in storage)" I tell him, "Here, hold this." As I pass him my tape measurer (still unused) and proceed to single-handedly assemble a wall of furniture boxes, within an inch of the shelving space we have, and end up having excess space. Afterwards, I turn to him, and his mouth is actually agape, and he just asks, "How did you do that?" I just respond, "I'm good at Box Truck Tetris." "How did you move those by yourself?" He asks as I retrieve my tape measurer. "I'm Really Good at Box Truck Tetris." I laugh
Weirdly specific skill, but it seems you recognize that. But, it's a useful weirdly specific skill! Better than my special "skill", which is being able to attempt to say the same sentence 3 different ways at the same, but all that comes out is a half-baked gobbledygook of strange noises.
Felt this one deep in my soul lol. I'm no use for 2D art or visual integration like finding an object in a field of items, but I can estimate sizes and organize 3D spaces/objects like nobody's business! I'm probably technically dyslexic (just verbally overpowered enough to compensate for the stereotypical symptoms) and this is the clearest sign of it lol
I don’t remember this but I’ve heard stories about it, when I was about 3, I went to a local geology museum(I was obsessed with dinosaurs and other prehistoric creatures), there was the paleontology student giving presentations about certain creatures with their fossils, one time he said some sort of creature and I corrected him because it had some sort of oral bone, he said I was incorrect(this was in public), and I continued to say that I was correct, there just so happened to be a professor near this who stated that I was correct, sometimes it’s great to be a know it all.
i have a fun story that kinds fits from when i was a kid, the place i spend my time after school had just hired a new dude, who played MTG and wanted to introduce it to the kids there. I'd been playing for years and spent every saturday in the local game store playing turnaments. So i went up to him real innocent and asked about that card game he'd shown some of my friends, so we sat down for a game, he had a great way of explaining how it worked, so i learned something about explaining complex games in simple ways, which was cool. I asked him not to go easy on me just because it was "my first game", but he did and i wiped his board with his introduction decks. I fezzed up and we had a good laugh about it. (for anyone interested, he let me play a landfall deck, i'd played since kamigawa, turnaments since ravnica)
If you want to convince an antivaxer to get their kid a pertussis shot, look up a 10 minute video of baby with whooping cough coughing. The one I heard in biology class was 10 min with 9 struggled breaths. It is heartbreaking
Hello from Australia! I have something that sorta fits this category. Neighbour wants to uproot original fence between our houses and replace it with a taller one. In Australia if you want to build something involving someone else's property; your neighbour/s, the local council and the bank (if you have a mortgage) needs to be notified and documents to be reviewed and filled out. My dad who has been a senior engineer for over 30 years at a local council tells neighbour about this and neighbour is surprised that there is a lot of regulations involved. Neighbour comes back a few weeks later. He's pissed off, argues and swears at my dad and is under the impression my dad is lying and thinks my dad doesn't want the fence replaced and says "you're bullshitting me" "yeah I get it you love your fence". Mind you my parents have been living in this suburb for a long time and this guy has only been here a couple years. Neighbour comes back a few days later to apologise and finally admits to my dad "you seem like you know a lot about this stuff" to which my dad replies "yes I've been dealing with issues like this for over 30 years at work".
The bowling cricket one was me for my whole childhood. I could throw a fast Yorker better than most people I knew. Played for my country but stopped once diving for a ball wasn’t worth the fuel and travel time.
Was at house party with 2 other buddies once, and we were bored so we started sparring/fighting with each other in the front yard. After a few minutes this guy comes out of the smoking circle nearby, introduces himself as Mason and say "the 3 of you vs the 1 of me". Well, we figured this was going to be simple since we had all studied martial arts and it was 3v1. NOPE. The guy was like fucking Goliath. Among other incredible feats, he single handedly picked me and one of my buddies up and threw us in opposite directions at least twice. We each bailed after a few minutes. I learned an important lesson that evening. If someone is suggesting odds against their favor, they know something you probably don't. Useful lesson.
My own personal story with dealing with a ringer. Have a friend that's an avid vintage gaming console collector who used to host parties every year for his friends. One year for the final game of the night, he pulls out Bomber Man (don't know which one) that had been set up for eight people to play at one time. This one guy that no one knew just mops the floor with us. Got to the point where it was usually 7-on-1 against this guy and he's still killing us. Turned out he was one of the original localization team members for the game when it came to the US. (shakes fist at guy)
I wrote some process documents for a company I worked for (on my own time, not their IP). Niche industry, so documentation on the subject was scarce. A few years later, I'm sitting in an interview for a different company, with the interviewer smugly (and unknwoingly) quoting me to me as if it were some great "gotcha". I corrected him by pointing him to the correct appendix in the document, from memory. He was shocked and angry, demanding to know if someone had tipped me off to their interview process, and how the HELL did I get ahold of their proprietary documentation. I directed him to the name of the author and politely asked the same question. I've never seen someone's face go that red. I passed on the job, but told them they're welcome to contact me if they ever want to purchase the updated version of the document, lol. They never did.
Not exactly an expert but it's one of my favorite High School memories. I went to a stem school, and in one of my science classes, we were debating the pros and cons of floating cities. I was on the pro side. When I pointed out that using a tether of some kind to Anchor the city to the ocean floor would be better due to it being able to flex in a tsunami and not break as easily in an earthquake, one of the people I was debating against ask me how I went from tsunamis to earthquakes. I looked at her and said you do know that tsunamis are caused by Under Water earthquakes right? I don't even remember if the debate continued after that, all I can remember is my science teacher walking to the front of the class clapping with a smile on his face.
I remember having a memory like this a few motnhs ago :D, my class had a socratic seminar on Lord Of The Flies and the teacher asked something about how would we survive the situation, everyone but me said that they would be a leader, and i objected one of them and asked thay in the context they are saying, if it would really work in general. He was stumped and i felt pretty hyped
I'm a classically trained Illustrator of 10 years whose been religiously honing my skills for almost 2 decades. I'm proficient in charcoal, watercolor, graphite, acrylic, marker, pastel pencil, color pencil, Photoshop, and Clip Studio Paint. Dealing with tech bros who've never even picked up a crayon past the age of 7 who argue AI prompted images is the same as Photoshop, learns like human artists do, and is like "The Genie is out of the bottle" is freaking exhausting and infuriating. The one catharsis is that the same people who say this go to the Paint and Sip I work at and are the first to be utterly upset that their work doesn't look exactly the paint we're doing/I'm teaching. Which is the point. We don't want copies, it's your own personal interpretation. Art, just like everything anyone does outside of eating, breathing, drinking, and blinking, is a Skill, NOT a Talent.
This happened with my Dad. My Dad fights Rapier in the SCA (Mediaeval Re-creation) and was at a tournament. They had 2 Eric's (Rings) and you were in either group 1 or group 2. When he wasn't fighting he was watching the other fights in his Eric sizing up the people he was competing against. After a while he had a pretty good idea who he would be fighting in the final fight in his ring and how he could beat them so he started watching the other ring between his fights, sizing up the people there to see who would be in the finals. By the end he had a plan for the two people he could tell were going to be top in their ring. One of whom was a talented young cadet in his late 20s (Cadet and Don were like Squire and Knight but for light weapons). Sure enough the young guy tops his eric and my dad tops his. Between the rounds and the final the guy is going on about how he can't believe the one he'll be fighting in the finals is some old guy (early 60s at the time) who doesn't even have a scarf (Cadets wear a red scarf, Dons wear white scarfs). My Dad handles the young man easily and afterward the kid's Don is reprimanding him for not bothering to watch my dad fight or even ask any of the Dons if they know my Dad. They all do and have fought him many times, the only reason my Dad isn't a cadet or even a Don is because he lives in the middle of nowhere so he can't get to fight practice (It would be like a 4 hour drive each way to the closest fight practice). The next year the same young guy won that tournament (by tradition the previous winner does not compete).
My brother and I used to also play Mario Kart against each other and would constantly make time saving shortcuts that could be applied to pretty much any map. We even looked at some professional races like Indy 500 and watched some of their weird track time saving techniques. Mario Kart Tour rolls around and Nathan and I are so good against everyone else, it wasn't fun anymore. 1st place consistently, even on the highest CC. Now playing Mario Kart on a DS hurts my hand so I don't very much anymore while Nathan has continued and it shows every time we play together again.
Reminds me of one time back when I was 11 years old. I went to a birthday party with my dad and once we got there his friends had sons. One was in his late teens and the other was around my age. They were playing COD BO 1. The older son challenged me to a 1v1 because I asked if I could play too. I've been playing COD since COD 4 so I felt like I had alright experience. I ended up winning 25-3. I will never forget the look of defeat on his face afterwards haha. Good times
I have a similar story with PvZ GW2, so one of the people on the other team (I just joined that match) started trash talking me through the voice chat (back when that didn't get you banned for "hate speech" after 5 seconds) not realizing I have about 3,000 hours in GW1, 6,000 in GW2 and almost 500 in BfN, I the proceed to land a ZPG direct on him from halfway across the map (zomboss academy's 2nd capture point so pretty far), a little bit later (on the 3rd capture point since my team was a bunch of idiots) they had 4 people on the capture point, I had switched from the foot soldier to the chemist (probably the best scientist in the game at that point, can 5 shot a full health citron) and they weren't paying too much attention to the dock area near it (the zoo capture point) and I snuck up on them, I then wreaked all 4 of them and proceeded to revive the 3 teammates that hadn't respawned... we held that point for the 90 seconds left in that match... needless to say he never trash talked me again and this was back when there were only like 1,200 people on the PC version of the game so I encountered him multiple other times... I almost went back and added him on EA pay but I waited so long I couldn't find him...
An amazing story from me: I've been doing dance since i was two- ballet tap modern jazz and some street- so yeah I'm pretty good with dance, me year like- 9 ? dance teacher (doesn't actually have a specific degree in ballet just general dance and jazz) decided we were going to to do ballet that term, at this point i was en pointe and had been training at a professional dance school for 8 years or so? she was presenting a power point and explaining what the different parts of a pointe shoe where- it was all wrong, she has never been en pointe and i can tell you with those feet she never will be unless she starts training for 5-6 years, but yeah i pointed out it was wrong and she got all angry at me, i just so happened to have my pointe shoes with me that day because i had dance straight after school so i took them out and the look on her face still cracks me up to this day. :]
Stories like these are why I don’t go around acting like everyone around me is stupid. While I’d say I’m above average in intelligence, that doesn’t mean other people can’t be smarter than me. If I don’t know a topic very well, I acknowledge that there are people who know the topic much better than me that could be very close by. At the same time, I know there are also people who _act_ like they know the topic to look all smart or embarrass people, so while I’m open to having a topic explained to me, I take it with a grain of salt unless it’s very thorough, enough for me to believe they actually know what the heck they’re talking about and aren’t just trying to impress/embarrass me.
I challenged my mom in SSBU one day and i was pretty good at it (i had 4 years of experience) until she started going ultra instinct on me and i lost horribly on her Thats when i discovered she had played Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat and many other games as a child and she loved fighting games I was like 💀
This reminded me of how I used to play Unturned. I have like 777 hours currently,but I played all of them,unlike "pros" with thousands of hours of the game left running overnight. Was playing on a RP server and was trying to join a gang. Because of how long it took me to join their Discord server they were looking down on me. But I got answers to all questions(regarding rules and RP process) right first try and then it came to a 1 vs 1 with their guy,who was one of the most skilled players. 3 - 0 Didn't even take damage once. Had like 25 FPS at the time
Can relate to Story 14 quite strongly, as someone who works in the environmental space, sometimes there's nothing you can do for the deniers and just have to learn to not take them seriously. At least for your own mental health.
A few years ago a friend challenged me to CoD, he said I could choose since he had been practicing and bragged about how good he was, I chose Ghosts, used my standard sniper load out, which he criticized for not using a "superior" semi auto sniper over a bolt action, absolute massacre.
Me and a few of my friends were in the Gateway and CSI (Challenging Scientific Investigations) programs at our schools, they lasted from 2-6th grade and we would go to these special classes once a week for half the school day. On of these days in 4th grade we were having a “free day” in the computer lab. I think now is an important time to mention that the 6th graders would participate in the Lego League competition thing every year, so our teachers had technic and robotics Lego sets that they would let us use every so often. Anyways, during this free day, we were allowed to build one of these sets and my friend had challenged me to see who could build it faster. Little did she know, I was, and still am, a Lego FANATIC. I would spend days building sets if I could. Let’s just say I finished and programmed it using the chrome book well before she even got half way. Never challenge me to a Lego building competition
Freshman year of highschool, I challenged a kid to over 300 games of chess, and LOST EVERY SINGLE GAME. What makes it embarrassing for me is that I was talking mad trash each time I challenged him. Also that same year I convinced him to set up my school's chess club
At the age of 6 I challenged my dad to a race to the end of the tunnel that was in front of us, I thought I would win because I was in running shoes and he was in flipflops, the only thing I didn't consider is that my dad wasnt a runner but kept up with the training he had done in the army so was a very fast and fit man, got shown really quickly what peak human performance can do
i once challenged a Varsity football player in high school sophomore year. I was in my second out of 3 season of high school X Country, one of the slowest on the team. I thought that it would be a pretty good race. NOPE. He reached the finish line when I had barely managed to get halfway. Our arm wrestling match several months later was much closer though, him barely beating me, and his entire arm, by his own admission, feeling like lead. And that was right after I beat another football player, so my arm was pretty close to lead by the time I faced him.
in my last year of high school, i was in a low level art class bc i really wanted to get more art classes in before i graduated (i previously went to a small school with like one art class). a kinda nice but annoying freshman girl kept trying to give me pointers & tips & even tried to draw things for me. on top of me absolutely hating people touching my things, i don’t think she knew i was a senior nor that i had been drawing & practicing art nearly every day since the 2nd grade. i stopped sitting by her & sat with another freshman who is now one of my closest friends ^_^
Story 32 is so relatable for me, not from the side of the person telling is but the AWESOME philosophy teacher---I'm a fencer, and sort of unrelated but I often find myself wishing it were socially acceptable to challenge people to sword duels to defend my honor.
I was challenged to a game of sick wrestling last year by a couple of my German friends(I live in Germany but was raised in America) little did they know I have had 5 years of gun training and am always strapped
I was on Xbox live and the subject of comics came up. One of my friends said there is someone who would know a lot about a certain topic involving said comics. I was so intrigued, I couldn’t wait for my buddy to tell me who this “expert” in comics was so I could learn something new. He then told everyone that “I” was the expert. I do know a decent amount about comics and storylines but not anywhere near expert level. I was really disappointed by his choice. Interestingly enough, they asked me about a specific topic involving comics and I knew the answer…I still think it was a coincidence
This is by far my most favorite video. And I’ve been listening to yoi everytime I cook for my husband and children. For about 3 months. I Always wondered how you have had so many jobs and other stuff but you are always consistent. I am officially subscribing
16:00 reminds me of the actress who plays Amy on TBBT, Mayim Bialik, was once doing interviews for the show and someone asked her if it’s was hard to memorize the lines relating to the science on the show and her response was, I actually am a neurobiologist and hold a PhD. Not a super fan of the show but I loved that moment.
I remember in 4th grade, I think, one teacher was quizzing us about space and we were separated in groups. Our group was asked, "What is the name of our galaxy?" We discussed and I said Milky Way. The group challenged me with one guy saying. 'No. They call it that in movies.' Eventually, they couldn't figure out another name, so we went with my answer. My smug look after that was amazing.
I answer a lot of questions on Quora, and the trouble is that there are jerks who imagine that, because they have not heard of something, therefore it does not exist. The same person tried to school me twice on two different subjects. The first was when he did not know that the words "dominus rex" were commonly used in ancient Rome for the heads of any of the noble families (I eventually had to rub his nose in a dozen quotations from Martial), the other when he tried to argue that ancient Greek artists actually knew perspective (I actually had to write out a small lesson on what perspective is, including a few sketches showing it at work, and why the stuff he quoted from textbooks had nothing to do with it).
My personal favorite story is the time I was working as a lift operator at a Pennsylvania ski resort and there were a bunch of punk kids in the terrain park area doing basic tricks. I’ve been snowboarding at this point in time well over 15 years or so now. They get on the lift and are looking at my snowboarding boots on my feet (usually we can ride during our shift with enough staff, makes it easier to get from place to place). I hear something along the lines of “that fogie probably can’t ride and wears them for show”. Me being only 27 (I guess you could call me old now for snowboarding years) got super pissed and was like oh just you wait and see. They’re about ready to get on the lift and at this point I grab my brand new park board I just got for the season and strap it on. I rode up the lift in the chair behind them. Eventually I make it to the terrain park and yell “WATCH AND LEARN”. Park had some big jumps. I casually threw a 540 board grab spin off a big jump, then did a board slide into 360 off a rail. And at that point just hit some big /more difficult features. At the lift I got a whole bunch of high fives and even a Coors Light from a random guy. Kids looked so defeated. Was eventually known as “local boy” from the shirt I was wearing at the time.
when i was in middle school i did math turnaments and sometimes I told my parents' friends about it, once a maths teacher challenged me to do a trivial exercise, obviously it took me no time to do it and give her the answer, but she claimed that I was wrong, in the end after everyone's control, including a winner of the national finals, we came to the conclusion that I was right.
I have done jiu jitsu for years and did 20 years in the army. When ever I was in the field I would get caught up in challenges by bigger soldiers from other platoons. I would sweep the floor with them.
Story 8: That's a literal crime. Here in SC, doing a label swap like that would get the bartender jailed for up to 30 days, any manager aware of it for up to 30 days, a fine (up to $10,000) and possibly get the restaurant's alcohol license pulled.
I was talking to a friend of mine when I decided to download Pokémon Uranium for the first time in 2 years. My friend had never played Pokémen before but since the game is free he also downloaded it. We decided to have a battle after every gym and after becoming the champion (9 battles total). He won the first battle because his Raptorch has the type advantage over my Orchynx. I won all the other 8 battles however. He is very competative but also has a defeatist attitude. It got so bad he was complaining about it to this other friend off ours. She told him not to worry too much about losing to me as he is a newbie in Pokémon and I have been playing Pokémon games for a good 18 years now. We have now finished Uranium as well as Black and White. We are now in Black 2 and White 2. I'm helping him wherever I can ever since we started with Uranium and he is clearly improving.
40 MINUTES LONG?!? I love your content but i gotta do school lol. I guess illl come back to this later then :) Btw, you are gonna get a lot of watchtime and likely 💰 from this! Nice job
My story is back when I was in high school I went over to my friends place to play some online halo matches with him, we ran into some actual professional halo players for some Esports team doing online match training. Loooots of trash talk was thrown and my friend had enough of it so he stopped just fooling around. He timed a jump perfectly jumped on top of a moving plasma grenades hitbox (apparently the top of said hitbox doesn'thave the stick function?!) while in the air he switched over to his rocket launcher secondary and in a single shot killed 4 of them, then proceeded to wipe the floor with them the entire time until they ragequit. About a week later he got an email from MLG about it asking him to join, he turned them down.
I have one. So back around 2013 or so I was walking through Coney Island when I live in NYC. I walked passed some of the game booths when a clown with a paintball booth started heckling me in front of my wife. I ignored him at first till one of the comments insulted my step children and my wife. I paid him the couple bucks to shoot at him. I had just come back home from a training exercise with my military unit which included a shooting range. I didn’t miss a single shot. In mater of fact I had to stop playing because I double tapped him in the face mask. Once in the eye pro and another in the mouth guard. He was not very happy with me and was spitting out paint. The clown got very pissed at me suddenly and started yelling at me for not informing him that I was in the Armed Forces once I told him. Fond memories.😅
Not so much an actual challenge, but I was playing Titanfall 2 private games with 2 of my mates. No titans and it was first to 30 kills. We get in playing and I'm getting demolished, they start jokingly shit talking. I sit forward in my chair. The match went from 6-20 to them, to 30-23 to me
@@mikko0846 what do you play on? I'm mainly on Xbox but I have the Northstar client on pc (though it's outdated and I'm really not too good at it on pc ,^^)
I was working as a supplier quality engineer for a manufacturing company and we were having issues with a certain aluminum die casting supplier. I had the bad batch of castings analyzed by our head metallurgist (it's a fairly large company and we have a metallurgy department). Anyway there were issues with the composition of the aluminum and I traveled to the supplier to go over our results and try to fix the issue. Our head metallurgist came with. During the meeting, their metallurgist and ours got into a heated argument, most of which was stuff I had no idea what they were talking about. I do remember how the argument ended though. Their metallurgist had this big thick book out and was pointing at it saying "this is what the book says" and our metallurgist was saying that he was not reading the book correctly. The argument ended when our metallurgist closed the book, pointed at the bottom of the front cover and said "This is my book. I wrote it. I think I would know how to interpret what it says". Dead silence..... Turns out he co-authored the book with his college professor when he was going to school for his masters degree. And yes, he did most of the research for the book.
My dad. He’s the expert, civil engineer for 20+ years of experience. Makes me smile when some of his clients, say that this is what he should do. They do it, when it fails he’s looking smug and gets paid to fix what would’ve worked if they’d listen to him
Oh, I have a contribution, for once! When I was 13 or 14 I went on a cruise to the Bahamas. On the ship were several bars, lounges, etc. and a gaming room for kids and teens. In the middle of the room was a table around which were four Xbox 360s connected in LAN, four small TVs, and partitions in-between each station to prevent screen-peeking. When I got there on the first night, there were three kids around my age (or maybe a bit younger) already playing. I was delighted when they invited me to join them for some Call of Duty free-for-all. I was even more delighted when I saw that they were playing Modern Warfare 3, the game I'd been playing almost every day for the past two years. Cherry on top: they chose the map Dome, which had been my favourite every since the game came out. By the end of the match, the three of them had decided to team up against me, and they got absolutely *slaughtered* anyway. To this day, that was the only time I've ever been called a hacker while playing on a network that wasn't even connected to the internet 🤣
My dad and I were once brought to a breakfast restaurant by an out of state friend of my dad's that we had we went to visit; this friend turned out to be a real braggart. He always did everything better than everyone. Anyway, so the little restaurant had a special two-pancake shortstack or three-pancake lumberjack stack made from pancakes that were so big, nobody had ever eaten more than two of them. He was eager to show us that HE knew where to find the best pancakes. The pancakes were served on a dinner platter. It wasn't even an eating challenge. Just a menu item. But they were HUGE. The guy that brought us told me he'd be impressed if I finished both. I looked at my dad and he smiled. I had been dieting because I had started putting on weight due to my appetite. but in that moment we had an unspoken agreement. My dad WANTED me to show what I could do. I ordered the lumberjack stack. The three huge pancakes showed up. They were the biggest pancakes I'd ever seen. Over an inch thick and I think 16" across. They looked like extra thick pizza crusts. My dad managed to eat one pancake. My dad's friend ate one and a half. Meanwhile, I ate 4 of them; and 6 eggs; I ate my three cakes, plus my dad's extra one and the 6 eggs... I had ordered eggs simply because I love eggs. I also drank 4 glasses of milk. The guy tried to explain how he could have eaten more but blah blah blah. Eventually he accepted my feat and was suitably impressed. Supposedly (according to my dad's friend) they offered a "double-stack" as an eating challenge for a while after that. The way he described the challenge it was four pancakes, 6 eggs and 4 large milks. Exactly what I had that day. But the owner retired and closed the restaurant two years later. Apparently with no winners to the eating challenge. I did however get her recipe for pancakes 🥞
I was working toward a bachelors degree in marine biology (I ended up not finishing my degree, but my knowledge of the subject still stands - I even work on research dives occasionally to take photo/video or tag sharks) and I’ve had to correct people’s misconceptions about sharks a lot. Yes I swim with sharks regularly, yes I have all of limbs, and no, I will never be more afraid of sharks than of people. But the craziest story I have is when my father tried to correct me about how large white sharks are. I was saying that a white shark has a jaw diameter of about a meter, and I held up my hands for a visual comparison. My father, who was paying my college tuition, immediately told me I was wrong, and that he’d seen photos of people standing inside a shark jaw that was taller than them. I had to calmly explain to him that what he thought was a white shark jaw was actually the fossil of a prehistoric megalodon jaw. Also, if white sharks were big enough to swallow me whole and not even notice, I probably wouldn’t be as inclined to swim with them.
As a new viewer I have been spoiled seeing your face and awesome shirts, so it feels weird seeing multiple videos in my recommended section without cam.
I'm on the medical studies (emergency medicine) and I have a lot of combat medicine courses, but few months ago I was doing another CLS because it was free. When instructor tried to teach us procedure called wound packing I started to argue with him (he oversimplified procedure, and it would not be effective this way), it ended up on doing the procedure on training device with blood pump, when he did it the whole gauze was ind blood and it still was bleeding, then I did it and bleeding stoped practically instantly. Also showed him the NAEMT learning materials and he finally agreed with me... He also failed me on the final exam because of some stupid stuff, he was huge asshole. He probably didn't liked that I pointed most of his mistakes out...
Story 10 reminds me of a story my brother once told me. For context, we are about as white as white can be. Moreover, my brother is blonde haired and blue eyed. He's also married to his college Spanish tutor who is from Mexico, so he is completely fluent in Spanish. One day, he went into a store, don't remember for what. Behind the counter were two Hispanic teenage girls who were talking about some very inappropriate things. I wish I could have seen their faces when my toe headed brother started speaking in Spanish.
I used to play a game on the Xbox360 called IL2 Birds of Prey which was a WWll air combat game and the direct predecessor of the more well known War Thunder. I mostly just played the campaign and 1v16 against bots on the hardest difficulty setting so when I decided to try the multiplayer for once I ended up in a 3v3 match where my two team mates quit out of match on me leaving me alone in a small slow Soviet bi-plane fighter against three top of the line German fighters who I proceeded to turn their speed advantage against them by stall fighting them to bleed their airspeed and whip around with my much better maneuverability to kill them one after another winning the match. It didn't help them that they were getting in each others way constantly all going for the lone target and that I as a history nut am familiar with real world air combat maneuvers and tactics in a plane that I routinely took up against 16 opponents which were more of a challenge than those three, the kicker is after the match they kicked me from the match saying there is no way an obsolete bi-plane could out perform top of the line fighters and that I had to be hacking my game. Sadly the game shut their multiplayer servers down a few weeks later due to almost nobody playing the game.
I love pokemon and studied everything about it(cards, games, types, moves etc.)So when there was a tournament in showdown me and my friend group went to the cafeteria.Everyone was talking smack to each other but mostly me because my friends were just there for morale support and I’m more quiet and look like I would play Osu! competitively.But I swept the whole school(each and every floor) with everyone.Pretty satisfying ngl.
I got two. One was Yu-Gi-Oh and the other was something related to art. The Yu-Gi-Oh was some hot shot with the newest broken meta deck (Might've been Utopia) at that time, scoffed at my Red-Eyes deck. I proceeded to decimate them in a best 3 of 5 starting with 4000 life points instead of the usual 8000. They got pissed and one of my friends just casually mentioned that my dad was banned from tourneys for being so good that often people would just drop out after seeing him walk in. My dad taught me how to deck build and duel, that Red-Eyes deck was the first deck I built with him. The art one is fuzzy since it happened over a decade ago (damn I feel old), but some know-it-all was mentioning something about the Golden Ratio or another fancy art term while pointing to a piece I'd done and saying how it was an example of what not to do. I sipped my coffee and asked for them to explain. They explain, being totally wrong mind you, and I just casually point out that they were wrong. They give the classic "Oh yeah? What do you know about art?" I took another sip of my coffee and pointed out I've taken half a decade of art classes alongside drawing before I could read. One of my friends, who walked in on it, happened to point out that the piece they were saying was trash won best in show and second place at the state art competition. Whoever they were trying to impress laughed as they walked away in shame and I just sipped my coffee.
Not me but my sister. Her nephew got his hands on one of the newer Tekken games and challenged her. Unfortunately for him my sister has a natural talent with fighting games, especially Tekken where she first realized she had the skills. But you know some boys, thinking a girl can't be good at games because girl. My sister later told me she let him win one round by pretending her nails hurt just so he wouldn't quit practicing out of shame.
About ten years ago when I was finishing up my PhD in Renaissance literature, I was auditing a leadership course at our local community college just for fun because my friend was taking it and the book looked interesting. I had to get special permission from the instructors to join the class because it was an “honors” class, but since it was just auditing and I didn’t actually attend the school, they (a biology prof and a psychology prof) signed off. The bio professor was cool, but the psych guy had a chip on his shoulder about me for whatever reason and was snarky to me for weeks. About 3/4 of the way through the course, the text for the day’s lesson was Prince Hal’s “St. Crispin’s Day speech” from Shakespeare’s _Henry V_. I’d been looking forward to hearing what they were going to say about it; I wasn’t expecting a lot, since the instructors weren’t in the field, but you know-your favorite things always make you excited. Anyway, they just…skipped it. As in, they said, “Okay, so y’all did the reading I’m sure. Wasn’t that great? Moving on…” And I just couldn’t let it go by. I’d been kind of “undercover” in the class the whole time because I didn’t want to upset the dynamic by being the highest-credentialed person in the room. (The two professors only had master’s degrees, and I was a month away from a doctorate-dissertation written and defended, just waiting on commencement.) I’d kept quiet generally, answered questions about “so what’s your major?” with “English,” etc. This really didn’t *matter,* but I just was really pleased to see Shakespeare on the lesson plan and disappointed that they were just going to ignore the Bard entirely. So I put up my hand and asked if we could at least talk about the assigned reading for a minute. Bio prof said “sure!” But bitter psych prof rolled his eyes and said, “Oh, because you’re some kind of ‘Shakespearean scholar,’ right?” Me: “Yes.” So I talked (read: lectured) on H5 for about three or four minutes while he and the class stared at me and the bio prof grinned. I didn’t go longer because I wasn’t trying to be more of a jerk than necessary, but in the beat of silence that followed, bio prof said, “So will be graduating from with a PhD in Shakespeare next month and actually teaches humanities at . Thanks for the guest lecture, doctor.” I didn’t go to the last few class sessions because I was afraid showing back up might be disruptive, and I had enough to do finishing the nitpicky formatting BS that schools require after your defense to file the diss prior to graduation, but…yeah. H5 is always going to be a little special to me, even though it never got a mention in my actual dissertation, lol.
Back in college, in my university gym, I went with a good friend to play ping-pong. We were no experts, but were better than the others playing there, so we ended up playing against each other for a while. This non-assuming guy comes by, says he saw us being the best in the gym, and asked if he can play us. We said "of course". He proceeded to soundly beat us, with scores like 21-1, and we couldn't even understand how he did it. After a few matches, he told us he was part of the national team. We didn't do any crap talking before the game, and he was a gracious winner, a really cool guy overall. It was a good example of how large the gap is between decent amateurs and the actual best.
Same thing happened once with me. I was a really good player of the video game "blur", a really tough racing-shooter game. I and my friend used to play that game for an average of 8-10 hours everyday and we got really really good at it. I once visited a gaming zone in my area to play some other games but noticed some boys playing blur. I asked them nicely if I can join them. They were cool about it and let me play with them. I knew right away that they were not expert of this game so I decided to go easy on them when I picked the weakest car of the bunch, a minivan while all of them picked the fasted supercars and hypercars. The match started and boy oh boy did I wiped the floor with them. Throughout the game they were talking "whose van is this?!". I won and then left the game before I made them feel bad about playing the game.
Unrelated to the content itself I suppose but this guy's voice is so much better than the automated voices. I could listen to this for hours on end in the background
So I ski and have been since I could walk. When i was 11 years old, a ski coach at another mountain we were visiting (my mum runs the ski department at our mountain) was apparently fed up with me and thought he could show of a bit by challenging me to a little race on a pretty steep run. When I launched a backflip of the first kicker, he kinda just gave up lol.
When it comes to technical problems, I'll always try to go to the woman in the group because it means that she's either incredibly gifted and very learned on the subject, or she's just a pretty face in the office. When it comes to women in the stem industry, there's really in-between. Basically, I've a 50/50 shot at getting a genius or an idiot
So, in 5th grade, I was the class quiet kid. I barely talked, only mostly to teachers or friends at lunch. But I was really good at Vocabulary, because I’m now in 6th grade and still pretty good at ELA. I watch a lot of story videos with captions on and that just helps me learn words and spelling. Back to the story, so at the end of the year we had a class “Spelling Bee” (not for anything just fun as a game). It was just we spell the word, if we get any letters incorrect we’re out. Some people just quit, and by the end it was me and this other girl. She was pretty quiet too, and liked to draw and read. I also do like to do that, but not really. I enjoy drawing quite more. We had “Accidentally” to spell. The other girl was first, a c c i d e n t a l y. One L off. I won that, and people congratulated me. I got a “Crown” from the friend of the girl, and a little picture heart holder as a “Trophy”. It was nice to win, but I just sat back down at my desk. I was super proud, but didn’t brag at least. I was really just ready for this to happen to me. I thought someone else would win, I didn’t know I would spell a word correctly or win. I thought someone else knew how to spell a lot of more words than me.
A guy my godfather works with was in vacation in an island with his friends one day they decided to play football (soccer for you Americans) on the beach. Then an odd looking guy, with a mustache and a hat, about 60 years old, asked if he could play. For the half an hour he played, he absolutely crashed them, dribbling around them and scoring like they weren't even there. I should mention that all of the other guys were in their mid 20s. So the old fellow thanks them and leaves. Turns out, he was Johan Cruyff, one of the best football/soccer player to ever set foot on the field. They found out because they saw a picture of him in an article about him visiting the island.
I got one that even I didn't know until it happened! I used to live and breath Rainbow six vegas 2. I played nonstop everyday for YEARS. Now, my friends were VERY good at other shooters like Halo and CoD, so one day when I mentioned how much I enjoyed playing R6V2, they asked to play against me. Why not? I assumed, as was standard, that I'd get schooled within a few minutes; I'm very bad at other shooters. So imagine everyone's surprise when I won match after match with little to no deaths. Turns out that in all my years of playing for fun, I had been going up against world experts while they practiced. I thought I was bad, no, I'm just bad against really good players. As an aside, I recently picked up the game again for the first time in several years; I have lost my mojo.
I remember two smash stories from my childhood One time during summer camp (the latest game came out and this gaming truck had it on switch) and me and 6 or 7 of my friends decided to play a match (i forgot if smash had 7 or 8 players), and for like a year ive been training with Little Mac so i was pretty good with him. (I think hes like E ranked) and wiped the whole group out with just little mac. Last year, my friends decided to play smash bros in the classroom so we decided to just play, one of my friends who wasnt good at the game had defeated the best player of our group and kinda talked trash or got too hyped, so they wanted him to go against me (at the time i was a crazy Terry Bogard main cuz i had a fighting game addiction and got good) i wiped the floor with him and destroyed him, some decent combos, and some up b combos. It was fun
About a year or 2 after high school these two guys i used to know were throwing a party and a buncha dudes were held up in one room playing morta kombat 9. I pateintly waited my turn, hearing the guy who’s house and playstation it was talk all this game about it. He knew enough about the game and certainly wasnt just button mashing. What he didnt know is that me and my best friend did basically nothing else but smoke weed and play mk9 for 3 years until we were masters with several characters. I played him best of 5 and gave him 2 flawless victories and won the other 3 with atleast 70% health id say. I trained for 3 years to have that moment. And it was sweet.
I got two for this. I basically grew up playing "Mario Kart Wii" with some younger siblings of mine. I usually got in last place because i was new, but over time, i began to master the game. So one day, i invite a friend to my house. He bragged and bragged about how he had played Mario Kart 64 for years, saying how he'd whoop my butt on Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. It was only 4 rounds of being LAPPED by me, that he rage quit and called me a cheater. The smug look on my face when i was the one bragging after that. The other one was at a friend's house, a different friend this time i'd known since 3rd grade. He was a master at MK8D, admittedly better than me. He was also making fun of me quite a bit, despite me being in second place behind him the whole time. Finally, he made a bet. He said if i played rainbow road (the hardest one for him, and the one with the train in it) against him, didn't fall off the track, AND won in first place, i'd get 10 bucks. 2 minutes later, I wiped the floor with him. I had one the bet, but he said he wouldn't actually give me the money. I was laughing too hard to care. To this day, i still bring up those days and have a good laugh from time to time. It was very satisfying, to say the least.
I have a pretty good track record on CoD Games, when it comes to using Ballistic Knives and Tomahawks. Me and my friends constantly did 1V1/2/3 and 9/10 times I'd wipe the floor with them. All in good nature. Then one day, a friend of my friend decided he wanted to challenge me to the same thing. We tried talking him out of it but it wasn't working. We said we'd make it easier for him, by letting him use whatever he wanted. So he loaded up with the hardest hitting gun (this was Black Ops 4, so it was the Titan) and made himself "a tank". I took my trust Knife, Tomahawks and we started the match. It didn't last for more than five minutes before he gave up with 5 kills compared to my 22.
3:25 The correct place to put the upside-down question mark is an inch behind a _regular_ question mark. Hides it, y'see. Does mean you can't pick up the question mark you ran through, but them's the breaks. 38:00 Don't do this. Say the symptoms instead. "It did X instead of Y, and flashed some code on the screen, as well as make a beeeeep."
The Mario kart one reminds me of my own story. I used to be really good at Mario kart Wii. I play online all the time and always at least medal (mostly seconds and thirds). One time I went to a new friend's house and she insisted she was amazing at the game and beat all her friends. I had also beaten all my friends but figured you never know when someone might be better. About 10 maps later and she was done with the game and me. Beyond frustrated at me lapping her and winning by huge margin. She never played with me again.
I grew up in Sea Scouts. We compete every year in competitions known as regattas. Each skill needed for rank advancement gets its own event. Chartwork, marching, radio procedures, etc. One of them is Knots. There are two events Crew Knots (everyone at once) and Team Knots (relay race with a picked team). 8 knots in a 5 minute time limit, but if it takes more than 2 minutes for all 8, you're slow. After I've been in the program for around 7 years, I start working at a Boy Scout Camp in the summers. Land scouts learn their knots, but not like sea scouts do. We use them all day every time we're aboard ship, and people can legit die if we fuck them up. We practice like you wouldn't believe. The other staffers figure this out, and from then on, whenever Johny Tenderfoot decided he was hot shit cause he learned his knots and got obnoxious about it, they'd tell him to go challenge me. If he was really being a little crap about it, I'd beat him while trying them behind my back. Usually knocked them down a few pegs.
So I was about 21 and went to the doctor (still on my parents' insurance) because I had an ear infection. While the nurse was doing the whole preliminary exam she was going on about how I'm too old for an ear infection and it's probably something else. Well the doctor comes in, takes one look in my ear and goes "Yup, that's an ear infection all right" and starts going on about how I have to take the ENTIRE anti-biotics course even if I'm feeling better. I know. I had my first ear infection at 6 months old, I had constant ear infections my entire childhood, I didn't learn to swim until I was 9 because I had tubes until my last pair fell out when I was 8 or so, at 6 I had major surgery to remove my tonsils, my sense of balance is permanently damaged and I can't do most simple gymnastics. What's worse is it was almost an exact repeat of the conversation my mom had with the doctor when I had my then most recent ear infection at 17. Thankfully after the surgery the number and frequency of ear infections steadily decreased, that one at 21 was the last one.
First year in college. My friend challenged me to sing Hit 'Em Up in karaoke in front of his roommate in dorm, cz he never heard me spoken one English word before and thought it would be funny to hear me spoil the entire song. Tupac was on my playlist since junior high.
A off topic, but not too long ago, I was meddling with my stepsister’s TV so she could use it. My biological sister’s friend’s brother came in and challenged me. I said, “Well {insert name}, tell me, what do you think is wrong with the Television?” I asked, knowing perfectly well that a wire in the HDMI cord had been chewed on. I had a spare wire in my pocket. He replied, “The TV isn’t plugged in.” I yelled, “!Bueno obviamente, de lo contrario estaría muerto! !El cable HDMI ha sido masticado!” He blinked and asked, “What did he say?” I was the only one who had mostly gotten Spanish wrangled, so only I knew what I’d said. My stepsister had recorded it while my biological sister just blinked. I continued, “!Estoy arreglando este televisor, así que déjame en paz antz de que tome mi navaja y te mate!”
one time i was at a stem fest (stem means science, technology, engineering and mathematics). They had a rubicks cube stand and bet me i couldnt solve one. solved in 20 secends and just walked away.
My friends nephew challenged me to a game of FIFA 21. He stated he was better cause ‘he played Weekend League’. I was never a pro but I was once in the top 20% of all players online. I beat him 12-0 with 9 in the first half and a Ronaldo-Raquel bicycle kick for the 12th.
Had a really random one. I am a big halo fan. Played wayyyyy to much. During the Era of halo 2 or 3 I was at a buddies apartment when one of his roommates brought a friend over. He started talking all this crap about how he was the greatest halo player and with the halo 1 pistol no one could beat him. He was really getting on peoples nerves. My buddy knew how much I had played and how good I was so he suggested the 2 of us 1 v 1 to shut this guy up. We went something like 25 to 3. He couldn't hit the broad side of a barn. Made sure as many of my kills were with the pistol as possible. He shut up and left soon after.
29:35 I gotta admit, if someone responded to me with that, I would immediately start asking for more information about their great uncle or any stories of other family members who were involved in the uprising.
Once a guy held a "Dragonball Z Budokai 3" (at least I think it was 3) tournament when I was a freshman in high school, one of the older fighting titles. Dragonball Z was a HUGE deal in general with my entire age group and then some. The kid who started the tournament and most of his friends didn't like me, so they entered me into the tournament and basically said I HAD to play or I was a total p***y and such. It was the 3 person team mode, where you select 3 characters to use and can swap them in and out. I picked a team consisting of Krillin, Yamcha and Tien, who are very much "weak side characters" for those who don't know. They had a good laugh at my choices, compared me to Krillin due to being short and generally said i'm about to be humiliated and stomped into the ground. Idiots just challenged me to my absolute favorite game at the time. Their teams consisting of ultra mega vegeta level 4 and goku super slam ascended mode or whatever were absolutely destroyed by the quiet kid and his team of losers. I sweeped the tournament and just said "Well, that was fun." before walking off to sit by myself and bask in the confused stares.
I was playing acoustic guitar in VRChat. Troll interrupted me screaming saying how bad I am and got his electric guitar. Despite my girl status, I’ve been a professional musician for 20+ years and electric guitar is my specialty. Long story short he quit the game suddenly after complaining I played Eruption “too fast.” It was absolutely delicious.
I wouldn't consider myself an expert, but I'm a fan of Pokemon, bigger fan when I was younger; so I was excited when my sisters got into it as well. So I'm 30 now, so i got into it since the beginning, and was extremely hooked till around the 4th or 5th gen. My sisters started around 6th gen and kept it going. The main event happened around the time the switch had just come out and they announced let's go Pikachu/Eevee for the switch. I mentioned that I'd like to buy a console for me with a copy of the game. They then said that they knew more about Pokemon than I did and that meant they should get it first. So I went into the garage and got my old poster out, one with the original 151 pokemon on it; no names, just the numbers. Told them that id buy them each a switch if they could name all of them without looking it up. So they go through the list and get most of them but couldn't get a few. They said they should still get the systems because its not like I could name them. So I started singing the poke rap. Started singing along and pointing out each pokemon as I got to them. End of the song they looked at me shocked and I bought my system later that month.
I have a funny Mario Kart 64 story. At a family get together, my cousins dug out the old N64 and put on Mario Kart. I'm actually kinda bad at Mario Kart and racing games in general, but played along anyway for the sake of nostalgia. At one point while playing, two of my cousins just start hammering on each other and kinda forget that I'm in the race too, just puttering away, trying not to get hung up on the course hazards. Next thing we know, I actually come in first and they were both like, "wait, WHAT?!" We had a good laugh about that.
.... heh. Another time, my brother and I went to a friend's house and joined in on some Halo. I'm kinda bad at shooter games as well (no joke, I once dreamed I was playing Medal of Honor and STILL lost horribly) but once again played along anyway for the sake of it. At one point yet again, I am forgotten about while my brother and friend are going after each other. I have the sniper rifle and perch myself at a high point on the map, scanning for movement. Suddenly, I see our friend jump up so I zoom in and somehow manage to line up the shot. I shoot him dead out of the air while he's mid jump clear from the other side of the map and we all burst out laughing at how perfect the shot was.
I'm Polish but speak English fluently. When in London, I used to troll my compatriots by telling them off in perfect English, that they i.e. should not be swearing as it is impolite to use (and translated the swearwords) when somebody might not understand you well and immediately the rest of the people around knew what jerks they were. Gosh, I hate those idiots, who come with their elementary school English and think they can just swear around because nobody will understand them. :/
I never thought of myself as a Star Wars expert, but I was asked to join a game of Star Wars Trivial Pursuit on a camping trip. The game only lasted one round, as I never got a question wrong. I systematically collected 6 pieces and made my way to the middle. It took me 20 minutes, as I was incapable of landing exactly on the middle. By the time the game was over the rest of the party was watching. They politely asked me not to play with them for the next game. 😢
About a year ago I was at a sleepover and this kid kept going on about how good he was at super smash bros I got fed up with him challenged him to a 1v1 and wiped the floor with him no one messes with me or my donkey Kong
One time my 10 year old cousin challenged me in smash and was saying I was trash and all that type stuff. I asked him to 1v1 me and needless to say, I demolished him and then he cried and told his parents. I explained to his parents that he challenged me and then walked away.
gotta teach him a lesson
@@MainlyFact exactly
@@MainlyFact HI
Similar thing happened to me and my cousins, except they're much older than I am and they weren't exactly sore losers, but they just didn't realize I played Smash for money and thought they'd win easily against me
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"Schooled. Shooting," was not expecting that
ikr i was so surprised
I had to do a double take to check if that really happened hahaha
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not the smartest thing to do, but i am sure he didn't mean it like that, right? RIGHT?!
Yes
Like a year ago, on a medieval/fantasy reconstruction event, a guy(clothed in traditional elven clothes, props to him for the costume) started to challenge everyone who was not in a costume to an archery duel, and after a few rounds, I stepped in(I was in a pair of floppy jeans and a baggy t-shirt, a guy looking like a complete nobody). He laughed, but in an elvish high manner, and proceeded to give me a bow and a three arrows. Little did he know that I was doing archery of various styles from 6 years old(at the time I was 26, so 20 years)
I take them, draw my usual style with 2 fingers and shoot the first arrow, distance roughly 25 meters. Bullseye.
Efl:*visible confusion*
Second shot, LOTR elven draw, moving target at 20 meters - pretty much bullseye.
Elf:*visible disbelief*
Third shot, stationary man-shaped target around 40 meters away, Avatar's Na'vi draw style - headshot.
Elf:*visibly afraid*
Only now did he realise that I was the leading archer for the light side of the fantasy battle show that was going to begin in roughly 3 hours. He quietly kneels, puts his bow and quiver on the ground and proceeds to ask for forgiveness in the most exquisite elven way possible(again props to him for staying in character and boy his speech style was beautiful), to which I throw off my baggy clothes and hat, under which were my own elven clothes, lift him up by his shoulder and say:
"Well, the duel is not over, it's your turn. Show me what kind of recruits the Great Forest sends us"
He did decent I complimented his prowess for a self taught, but after that he was ever more attentive to the challengers he faced.
P.S.: I had pretty long and thick hair, so much so my elven ears were not seen until I moved the hair behind them.
That is a nice story
Props to the guy staying in character, it's rather hard when you get embarrassed like that
I think the guy's arrogance against other archers were also an in character stuff :D
@@pappadam2818 most likely, and it was pretty realistic, also a huge effort to keep it.
I mean, he really was pretty hecking good for a self taught archer. His form was indeed good, albeit a little too stiff.
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Idk if this counts but I’m disabled and have a lot of medical conditions and the amount of people who try to correct me on my own conditions and the information that I’ve had multiple specialists told me that I’ve backed up with my own research seriously makes me face palm. One of the worst ones was when I was telling one of my aunts about my Ehlers Danlos syndrom (it’s a connective tissue disorder and makes my joints more prone to dislocating on top of a few other things), and she asked if I had been tested for Lyme disease (she had it and doctors insisted there was no Lyme in our state until they finally tested her after months and she came back positive)
I told her that considering I’ve had genetic testing done and they found a literal mutation in my DNA that points towards my Ehlers Danlos diagnosis that no, it wasn’t Lyme. She also tried to say that my seizures were from an eye condition when I’ve had multiple neurologists including a specialist in my condition say that it’s a neurological condition
Yeah I don’t listen to her when it comes to medical advice
That counts. Sadly there is a lot of people out there that think they know what every disabled person has, aren't afraid to say what is on their mind, and are very, very wrong.
THIS. Honestly it seems like it happens to any group of people who are marginalized. People who know more about my own disabilities than I do, people who know more than I do about my religion, people who know more than I do about the gay experience. Like… what?
The best thing to do when being corrected by someone who has the condition you are being corrected about is to say "Oh, I didn't know that! I thought (incorrect thing). So (insert any polite follow-up question)?"
Didn't you know? Self-diagnosed are all legit now, and definitely make the people experts, as well as giving them a free pass to do whatever they want.
I think being "corrected" with incorrect information is a rite of passage for disabled people. Apparently taking a walk in nature will cure my depression, anxiety, AND chronic fatigue. Who knew?
And you won't believe how often I get "you just need to build up your endurance." Um, no, my body doesn't recharge properly and it has nothing to do with working out, but thanks for the useless info.
Went to a local game store to check a few things out on my day off, parked right outside and headed inside to see a gathering of Yu-Gi-Oh! players, around 14 to 16 maybe. They were pretty much playing starter decks with some in between, some even had decks some fake cards. Mostly of the Egyptian God Cards with the anime appearances.
As I sat down after having a look at some board games, I brought out my Yu-Gi-Oh Dragons Egg bag and think I might play when the actual tournament starts in a few hours.
One of the kids comes over and immediately starts acting like he's in the anime and he 'wants to duel', holding up his unprotected cards bound in a rubber band.
As he's getting attention, a few of his friends start laughing and says I might not even know how to play. Or if I did, it's an old deck like Elemental Heroes.
Now, I did start back in the Yugi days, though they didn't know that I go to Regionals and try to go to the Yu-Gi-Oh Championship Series when I can.
I lay down my mat and have a go.
Three minutes later, the kid is looking upset as I've set up a Buster Lock and he cannot use his effect monsters, nor his Extra Deck.
After the relatively quick game, I got out a huge bag I had on my car, just filled with cards I got in participation packs for tournaments. (A year of weekly tournaments with 3 packs a tournament, 9 cards a pack, you end up with a lot of spare cards)
I helped them try to make their decks better and the way they wanted them to run. Even if they weren't the most polite at first, I wanted them to enjoy the game. It's no fun just getting thrashed over and over. I hope they're either still playing or enjoyed the time they did play. :)
One time my new Social Studies teacher challenged me to my knowledge of countries flags and just my knowledge of countries in general and everyone in my class knew that I was possibly the nerdiest kid when it came to that type of stuff and beat my social studies teacher by a lot ( I can’t quite remember the exact score ) and the teacher never wanted me to ever embarrass anyone like that again.
Finally, a worthy opponent.
I was helping my nephew with his math homework. I'm a very big math nerd and he was struggling. He took a test and while did better, didn't do as good as I thought he should've. Going over the test with him, realized the teacher made mistakes in marking, such as not giving method points because of the wrong method (i.e. not the method she uses when it was specified in the question). These would be methods that are decent tools for teaching newer students but not really applicable when advancing. I believed in teaching the methods which would be expanded upon in later years of education so my nephew wouldn't be caught off guard later. Not happy, I go to his school to pick him up one day to talk with the math teacher. We got into an argument and the head of the department came over, and took one look at me. I had personally tutored them when we took A-Level math back in the education years and they knew I knew my math. The Head of Math remarked his test and he jumped up two grade levels, turns out his math teacher didn't even know some of the methods I was teaching him and despite him showing working & reaching the correct answer, didn't mark him as such.
One of my strangest skills is my way of judging objects size and shape, as well as organizing them. Not on a macro scale but moderate size. It has happened hundreds of times where people tell me, "This box won't fit" "Our car won't make it through there" or some variation (I worked retail, helped people move often, and somehow get into situations where this skill comes in handy fairly often)
One time, at a retail job, myself and a coworker were tasked with organizing and putting as much as possible away of a large furniture load. My coworker commented, "This is impossible, we'll be lucky to get half of this to fit (in our alloted area in storage)"
I tell him, "Here, hold this." As I pass him my tape measurer (still unused) and proceed to single-handedly assemble a wall of furniture boxes, within an inch of the shelving space we have, and end up having excess space. Afterwards, I turn to him, and his mouth is actually agape, and he just asks, "How did you do that?"
I just respond, "I'm good at Box Truck Tetris."
"How did you move those by yourself?" He asks as I retrieve my tape measurer.
"I'm Really Good at Box Truck Tetris." I laugh
Weirdly specific skill, but it seems you recognize that. But, it's a useful weirdly specific skill! Better than my special "skill", which is being able to attempt to say the same sentence 3 different ways at the same, but all that comes out is a half-baked gobbledygook of strange noises.
Felt this one deep in my soul lol. I'm no use for 2D art or visual integration like finding an object in a field of items, but I can estimate sizes and organize 3D spaces/objects like nobody's business! I'm probably technically dyslexic (just verbally overpowered enough to compensate for the stereotypical symptoms) and this is the clearest sign of it lol
I don’t remember this but I’ve heard stories about it, when I was about 3, I went to a local geology museum(I was obsessed with dinosaurs and other prehistoric creatures), there was the paleontology student giving presentations about certain creatures with their fossils, one time he said some sort of creature and I corrected him because it had some sort of oral bone, he said I was incorrect(this was in public), and I continued to say that I was correct, there just so happened to be a professor near this who stated that I was correct, sometimes it’s great to be a know it all.
i have a fun story that kinds fits from when i was a kid, the place i spend my time after school had just hired a new dude, who played MTG and wanted to introduce it to the kids there. I'd been playing for years and spent every saturday in the local game store playing turnaments. So i went up to him real innocent and asked about that card game he'd shown some of my friends, so we sat down for a game, he had a great way of explaining how it worked, so i learned something about explaining complex games in simple ways, which was cool. I asked him not to go easy on me just because it was "my first game", but he did and i wiped his board with his introduction decks. I fezzed up and we had a good laugh about it. (for anyone interested, he let me play a landfall deck, i'd played since kamigawa, turnaments since ravnica)
If you want to convince an antivaxer to get their kid a pertussis shot, look up a 10 minute video of baby with whooping cough coughing. The one I heard in biology class was 10 min with 9 struggled breaths. It is heartbreaking
Hello from Australia! I have something that sorta fits this category.
Neighbour wants to uproot original fence between our houses and replace it with a taller one.
In Australia if you want to build something involving someone else's property; your neighbour/s, the local council and the bank (if you have a mortgage) needs to be notified and documents to be reviewed and filled out.
My dad who has been a senior engineer for over 30 years at a local council tells neighbour about this and neighbour is surprised that there is a lot of regulations involved.
Neighbour comes back a few weeks later. He's pissed off, argues and swears at my dad and is under the impression my dad is lying and thinks my dad doesn't want the fence replaced and says "you're bullshitting me" "yeah I get it you love your fence". Mind you my parents have been living in this suburb for a long time and this guy has only been here a couple years.
Neighbour comes back a few days later to apologise and finally admits to my dad "you seem like you know a lot about this stuff" to which my dad replies "yes I've been dealing with issues like this for over 30 years at work".
The bowling cricket one was me for my whole childhood. I could throw a fast Yorker better than most people I knew. Played for my country but stopped once diving for a ball wasn’t worth the fuel and travel time.
Was at house party with 2 other buddies once, and we were bored so we started sparring/fighting with each other in the front yard. After a few minutes this guy comes out of the smoking circle nearby, introduces himself as Mason and say "the 3 of you vs the 1 of me". Well, we figured this was going to be simple since we had all studied martial arts and it was 3v1. NOPE. The guy was like fucking Goliath. Among other incredible feats, he single handedly picked me and one of my buddies up and threw us in opposite directions at least twice. We each bailed after a few minutes. I learned an important lesson that evening. If someone is suggesting odds against their favor, they know something you probably don't. Useful lesson.
My own personal story with dealing with a ringer. Have a friend that's an avid vintage gaming console collector who used to host parties every year for his friends. One year for the final game of the night, he pulls out Bomber Man (don't know which one) that had been set up for eight people to play at one time. This one guy that no one knew just mops the floor with us. Got to the point where it was usually 7-on-1 against this guy and he's still killing us. Turned out he was one of the original localization team members for the game when it came to the US. (shakes fist at guy)
I wrote some process documents for a company I worked for (on my own time, not their IP). Niche industry, so documentation on the subject was scarce.
A few years later, I'm sitting in an interview for a different company, with the interviewer smugly (and unknwoingly) quoting me to me as if it were some great "gotcha". I corrected him by pointing him to the correct appendix in the document, from memory.
He was shocked and angry, demanding to know if someone had tipped me off to their interview process, and how the HELL did I get ahold of their proprietary documentation. I directed him to the name of the author and politely asked the same question. I've never seen someone's face go that red. I passed on the job, but told them they're welcome to contact me if they ever want to purchase the updated version of the document, lol. They never did.
Not exactly an expert but it's one of my favorite High School memories. I went to a stem school, and in one of my science classes, we were debating the pros and cons of floating cities. I was on the pro side. When I pointed out that using a tether of some kind to Anchor the city to the ocean floor would be better due to it being able to flex in a tsunami and not break as easily in an earthquake, one of the people I was debating against ask me how I went from tsunamis to earthquakes. I looked at her and said you do know that tsunamis are caused by Under Water earthquakes right? I don't even remember if the debate continued after that, all I can remember is my science teacher walking to the front of the class clapping with a smile on his face.
I remember having a memory like this a few motnhs ago :D, my class had a socratic seminar on Lord Of The Flies and the teacher asked something about how would we survive the situation, everyone but me said that they would be a leader, and i objected one of them and asked thay in the context they are saying, if it would really work in general. He was stumped and i felt pretty hyped
I'm a classically trained Illustrator of 10 years whose been religiously honing my skills for almost 2 decades. I'm proficient in charcoal, watercolor, graphite, acrylic, marker, pastel pencil, color pencil, Photoshop, and Clip Studio Paint. Dealing with tech bros who've never even picked up a crayon past the age of 7 who argue AI prompted images is the same as Photoshop, learns like human artists do, and is like "The Genie is out of the bottle" is freaking exhausting and infuriating.
The one catharsis is that the same people who say this go to the Paint and Sip I work at and are the first to be utterly upset that their work doesn't look exactly the paint we're doing/I'm teaching. Which is the point. We don't want copies, it's your own personal interpretation.
Art, just like everything anyone does outside of eating, breathing, drinking, and blinking, is a Skill, NOT a Talent.
This happened with my Dad. My Dad fights Rapier in the SCA (Mediaeval Re-creation) and was at a tournament. They had 2 Eric's (Rings) and you were in either group 1 or group 2. When he wasn't fighting he was watching the other fights in his Eric sizing up the people he was competing against. After a while he had a pretty good idea who he would be fighting in the final fight in his ring and how he could beat them so he started watching the other ring between his fights, sizing up the people there to see who would be in the finals. By the end he had a plan for the two people he could tell were going to be top in their ring. One of whom was a talented young cadet in his late 20s (Cadet and Don were like Squire and Knight but for light weapons). Sure enough the young guy tops his eric and my dad tops his. Between the rounds and the final the guy is going on about how he can't believe the one he'll be fighting in the finals is some old guy (early 60s at the time) who doesn't even have a scarf (Cadets wear a red scarf, Dons wear white scarfs). My Dad handles the young man easily and afterward the kid's Don is reprimanding him for not bothering to watch my dad fight or even ask any of the Dons if they know my Dad. They all do and have fought him many times, the only reason my Dad isn't a cadet or even a Don is because he lives in the middle of nowhere so he can't get to fight practice (It would be like a 4 hour drive each way to the closest fight practice). The next year the same young guy won that tournament (by tradition the previous winner does not compete).
My brother and I used to also play Mario Kart against each other and would constantly make time saving shortcuts that could be applied to pretty much any map. We even looked at some professional races like Indy 500 and watched some of their weird track time saving techniques. Mario Kart Tour rolls around and Nathan and I are so good against everyone else, it wasn't fun anymore. 1st place consistently, even on the highest CC. Now playing Mario Kart on a DS hurts my hand so I don't very much anymore while Nathan has continued and it shows every time we play together again.
Reminds me of one time back when I was 11 years old. I went to a birthday party with my dad and once we got there his friends had sons. One was in his late teens and the other was around my age. They were playing COD BO 1. The older son challenged me to a 1v1 because I asked if I could play too. I've been playing COD since COD 4 so I felt like I had alright experience. I ended up winning 25-3. I will never forget the look of defeat on his face afterwards haha. Good times
I have a similar story with PvZ GW2, so one of the people on the other team (I just joined that match) started trash talking me through the voice chat (back when that didn't get you banned for "hate speech" after 5 seconds) not realizing I have about 3,000 hours in GW1, 6,000 in GW2 and almost 500 in BfN, I the proceed to land a ZPG direct on him from halfway across the map (zomboss academy's 2nd capture point so pretty far), a little bit later (on the 3rd capture point since my team was a bunch of idiots) they had 4 people on the capture point, I had switched from the foot soldier to the chemist (probably the best scientist in the game at that point, can 5 shot a full health citron) and they weren't paying too much attention to the dock area near it (the zoo capture point) and I snuck up on them, I then wreaked all 4 of them and proceeded to revive the 3 teammates that hadn't respawned... we held that point for the 90 seconds left in that match... needless to say he never trash talked me again and this was back when there were only like 1,200 people on the PC version of the game so I encountered him multiple other times... I almost went back and added him on EA pay but I waited so long I couldn't find him...
An amazing story from me: I've been doing dance since i was two- ballet tap modern jazz and some street- so yeah I'm pretty good with dance, me year like- 9 ? dance teacher (doesn't actually have a specific degree in ballet just general dance and jazz) decided we were going to to do ballet that term, at this point i was en pointe and had been training at a professional dance school for 8 years or so? she was presenting a power point and explaining what the different parts of a pointe shoe where- it was all wrong, she has never been en pointe and i can tell you with those feet she never will be unless she starts training for 5-6 years, but yeah i pointed out it was wrong and she got all angry at me, i just so happened to have my pointe shoes with me that day because i had dance straight after school so i took them out and the look on her face still cracks me up to this day. :]
Stories like these are why I don’t go around acting like everyone around me is stupid. While I’d say I’m above average in intelligence, that doesn’t mean other people can’t be smarter than me. If I don’t know a topic very well, I acknowledge that there are people who know the topic much better than me that could be very close by. At the same time, I know there are also people who _act_ like they know the topic to look all smart or embarrass people, so while I’m open to having a topic explained to me, I take it with a grain of salt unless it’s very thorough, enough for me to believe they actually know what the heck they’re talking about and aren’t just trying to impress/embarrass me.
Don't judge a fish by its tree climbing ability. - Albert Einstein, paraphrased
Most of us are geniuses at *something.*
I challenged my mom in SSBU one day and i was pretty good at it (i had 4 years of experience) until she started going ultra instinct on me and i lost horribly on her
Thats when i discovered she had played Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat and many other games as a child and she loved fighting games
I was like 💀
That right there is _legendary._ 😂
I hope the surprise eventually turned pleasant ^_^
I'm german and i remembered how a American that used Google translate wanted to explain to me how I'm wrong in speaking German.
This reminded me of how I used to play Unturned.
I have like 777 hours currently,but I played all of them,unlike "pros" with thousands of hours of the game left running overnight.
Was playing on a RP server and was trying to join a gang. Because of how long it took me to join their Discord server they were looking down on me.
But I got answers to all questions(regarding rules and RP process) right first try and then it came to a 1 vs 1 with their guy,who was one of the most skilled players.
3 - 0
Didn't even take damage once.
Had like 25 FPS at the time
Can relate to Story 14 quite strongly, as someone who works in the environmental space, sometimes there's nothing you can do for the deniers and just have to learn to not take them seriously. At least for your own mental health.
This whole video is just reminding me that I'm not good at literally anything.
you probably are, just haven't discovered it yet :)
A few years ago a friend challenged me to CoD, he said I could choose since he had been practicing and bragged about how good he was, I chose Ghosts, used my standard sniper load out, which he criticized for not using a "superior" semi auto sniper over a bolt action, absolute massacre.
Me and a few of my friends were in the Gateway and CSI (Challenging Scientific Investigations) programs at our schools, they lasted from 2-6th grade and we would go to these special classes once a week for half the school day. On of these days in 4th grade we were having a “free day” in the computer lab. I think now is an important time to mention that the 6th graders would participate in the Lego League competition thing every year, so our teachers had technic and robotics Lego sets that they would let us use every so often.
Anyways, during this free day, we were allowed to build one of these sets and my friend had challenged me to see who could build it faster. Little did she know, I was, and still am, a Lego FANATIC. I would spend days building sets if I could. Let’s just say I finished and programmed it using the chrome book well before she even got half way. Never challenge me to a Lego building competition
Freshman year of highschool, I challenged a kid to over 300 games of chess, and LOST EVERY SINGLE GAME. What makes it embarrassing for me is that I was talking mad trash each time I challenged him. Also that same year I convinced him to set up my school's chess club
At the age of 6 I challenged my dad to a race to the end of the tunnel that was in front of us, I thought I would win because I was in running shoes and he was in flipflops, the only thing I didn't consider is that my dad wasnt a runner but kept up with the training he had done in the army so was a very fast and fit man, got shown really quickly what peak human performance can do
i once challenged a Varsity football player in high school sophomore year. I was in my second out of 3 season of high school X Country, one of the slowest on the team. I thought that it would be a pretty good race. NOPE. He reached the finish line when I had barely managed to get halfway. Our arm wrestling match several months later was much closer though, him barely beating me, and his entire arm, by his own admission, feeling like lead. And that was right after I beat another football player, so my arm was pretty close to lead by the time I faced him.
in my last year of high school, i was in a low level art class bc i really wanted to get more art classes in before i graduated (i previously went to a small school with like one art class). a kinda nice but annoying freshman girl kept trying to give me pointers & tips & even tried to draw things for me. on top of me absolutely hating people touching my things, i don’t think she knew i was a senior nor that i had been drawing & practicing art nearly every day since the 2nd grade. i stopped sitting by her & sat with another freshman who is now one of my closest friends ^_^
:0 YOOOOO U BEEN DOING ART SINCE 2ND GRADE TOO?!?!?!
Story 32 is so relatable for me, not from the side of the person telling is but the AWESOME philosophy teacher---I'm a fencer, and sort of unrelated but I often find myself wishing it were socially acceptable to challenge people to sword duels to defend my honor.
I was challenged to a game of sick wrestling last year by a couple of my German friends(I live in Germany but was raised in America) little did they know I have had 5 years of gun training and am always strapped
stay strapped or get clapped
I was on Xbox live and the subject of comics came up. One of my friends said there is someone who would know a lot about a certain topic involving said comics. I was so intrigued, I couldn’t wait for my buddy to tell me who this “expert” in comics was so I could learn something new. He then told everyone that “I” was the expert. I do know a decent amount about comics and storylines but not anywhere near expert level. I was really disappointed by his choice. Interestingly enough, they asked me about a specific topic involving comics and I knew the answer…I still think it was a coincidence
This is by far my most favorite video. And I’ve been listening to yoi everytime I cook for my husband and children. For about 3 months. I Always wondered how you have had so many jobs and other stuff but you are always consistent. I am officially subscribing
Everyone has something to teach you. All you have to do is listen
16:00 reminds me of the actress who plays Amy on TBBT, Mayim Bialik, was once doing interviews for the show and someone asked her if it’s was hard to memorize the lines relating to the science on the show and her response was, I actually am a neurobiologist and hold a PhD. Not a super fan of the show but I loved that moment.
I remember in 4th grade, I think, one teacher was quizzing us about space and we were separated in groups. Our group was asked, "What is the name of our galaxy?" We discussed and I said Milky Way. The group challenged me with one guy saying. 'No. They call it that in movies.' Eventually, they couldn't figure out another name, so we went with my answer. My smug look after that was amazing.
I answer a lot of questions on Quora, and the trouble is that there are jerks who imagine that, because they have not heard of something, therefore it does not exist. The same person tried to school me twice on two different subjects. The first was when he did not know that the words "dominus rex" were commonly used in ancient Rome for the heads of any of the noble families (I eventually had to rub his nose in a dozen quotations from Martial), the other when he tried to argue that ancient Greek artists actually knew perspective (I actually had to write out a small lesson on what perspective is, including a few sketches showing it at work, and why the stuff he quoted from textbooks had nothing to do with it).
My personal favorite story is the time I was working as a lift operator at a Pennsylvania ski resort and there were a bunch of punk kids in the terrain park area doing basic tricks. I’ve been snowboarding at this point in time well over 15 years or so now. They get on the lift and are looking at my snowboarding boots on my feet (usually we can ride during our shift with enough staff, makes it easier to get from place to place). I hear something along the lines of “that fogie probably can’t ride and wears them for show”. Me being only 27 (I guess you could call me old now for snowboarding years) got super pissed and was like oh just you wait and see. They’re about ready to get on the lift and at this point I grab my brand new park board I just got for the season and strap it on. I rode up the lift in the chair behind them. Eventually I make it to the terrain park and yell “WATCH AND LEARN”. Park had some big jumps. I casually threw a 540 board grab spin off a big jump, then did a board slide into 360 off a rail. And at that point just hit some big /more difficult features. At the lift I got a whole bunch of high fives and even a Coors Light from a random guy. Kids looked so defeated. Was eventually known as “local boy” from the shirt I was wearing at the time.
TL:DR Showed up a group of kids that called me an Old Fogie. Got a free Coors Light from a guest. Pretty fun night
Cool Im usually bad at everything especially sports-like activities so I don't even start
when i was in middle school i did math turnaments and sometimes I told my parents' friends about it, once a maths teacher challenged me to do a trivial exercise, obviously it took me no time to do it and give her the answer, but she claimed that I was wrong, in the end after everyone's control, including a winner of the national finals, we came to the conclusion that I was right.
I have done jiu jitsu for years and did 20 years in the army. When ever I was in the field I would get caught up in challenges by bigger soldiers from other platoons. I would sweep the floor with them.
never could any of martial arts due to health but man, love such stories.
Story 8: That's a literal crime. Here in SC, doing a label swap like that would get the bartender jailed for up to 30 days, any manager aware of it for up to 30 days, a fine (up to $10,000) and possibly get the restaurant's alcohol license pulled.
I was talking to a friend of mine when I decided to download Pokémon Uranium for the first time in 2 years. My friend had never played Pokémen before but since the game is free he also downloaded it. We decided to have a battle after every gym and after becoming the champion (9 battles total). He won the first battle because his Raptorch has the type advantage over my Orchynx. I won all the other 8 battles however. He is very competative but also has a defeatist attitude. It got so bad he was complaining about it to this other friend off ours. She told him not to worry too much about losing to me as he is a newbie in Pokémon and I have been playing Pokémon games for a good 18 years now. We have now finished Uranium as well as Black and White. We are now in Black 2 and White 2. I'm helping him wherever I can ever since we started with Uranium and he is clearly improving.
40 MINUTES LONG?!? I love your content but i gotta do school lol. I guess illl come back to this later then :)
Btw, you are gonna get a lot of watchtime and likely 💰 from this! Nice job
Hope you enjoy!
My story is back when I was in high school I went over to my friends place to play some online halo matches with him, we ran into some actual professional halo players for some Esports team doing online match training. Loooots of trash talk was thrown and my friend had enough of it so he stopped just fooling around. He timed a jump perfectly jumped on top of a moving plasma grenades hitbox (apparently the top of said hitbox doesn'thave the stick function?!) while in the air he switched over to his rocket launcher secondary and in a single shot killed 4 of them, then proceeded to wipe the floor with them the entire time until they ragequit. About a week later he got an email from MLG about it asking him to join, he turned them down.
I have one. So back around 2013 or so I was walking through Coney Island when I live in NYC. I walked passed some of the game booths when a clown with a paintball booth started heckling me in front of my wife. I ignored him at first till one of the comments insulted my step children and my wife. I paid him the couple bucks to shoot at him. I had just come back home from a training exercise with my military unit which included a shooting range. I didn’t miss a single shot. In mater of fact I had to stop playing because I double tapped him in the face mask. Once in the eye pro and another in the mouth guard. He was not very happy with me and was spitting out paint. The clown got very pissed at me suddenly and started yelling at me for not informing him that I was in the Armed Forces once I told him. Fond memories.😅
Not so much an actual challenge, but I was playing Titanfall 2 private games with 2 of my mates. No titans and it was first to 30 kills. We get in playing and I'm getting demolished, they start jokingly shit talking. I sit forward in my chair. The match went from 6-20 to them, to 30-23 to me
I have found a pilot in the wild, as one of your similars, i shall request you to give me your name tag for you to (kinda) train me
@@mikko0846 what do you play on? I'm mainly on Xbox but I have the Northstar client on pc (though it's outdated and I'm really not too good at it on pc ,^^)
@@Mobslayer-tm9mo im on pc, maybe i can teach you on there then
I was working as a supplier quality engineer for a manufacturing company and we were having issues with a certain aluminum die casting supplier. I had the bad batch of castings analyzed by our head metallurgist (it's a fairly large company and we have a metallurgy department). Anyway there were issues with the composition of the aluminum and I traveled to the supplier to go over our results and try to fix the issue. Our head metallurgist came with.
During the meeting, their metallurgist and ours got into a heated argument, most of which was stuff I had no idea what they were talking about. I do remember how the argument ended though. Their metallurgist had this big thick book out and was pointing at it saying "this is what the book says" and our metallurgist was saying that he was not reading the book correctly. The argument ended when our metallurgist closed the book, pointed at the bottom of the front cover and said "This is my book. I wrote it. I think I would know how to interpret what it says". Dead silence.....
Turns out he co-authored the book with his college professor when he was going to school for his masters degree. And yes, he did most of the research for the book.
My dad. He’s the expert, civil engineer for 20+ years of experience. Makes me smile when some of his clients, say that this is what he should do. They do it, when it fails he’s looking smug and gets paid to fix what would’ve worked if they’d listen to him
Love when people don't listen to the freakin' specialists :D I mean, how naive (let's be nice here) can you be? :D
Oh, I have a contribution, for once!
When I was 13 or 14 I went on a cruise to the Bahamas. On the ship were several bars, lounges, etc. and a gaming room for kids and teens. In the middle of the room was a table around which were four Xbox 360s connected in LAN, four small TVs, and partitions in-between each station to prevent screen-peeking.
When I got there on the first night, there were three kids around my age (or maybe a bit younger) already playing. I was delighted when they invited me to join them for some Call of Duty free-for-all. I was even more delighted when I saw that they were playing Modern Warfare 3, the game I'd been playing almost every day for the past two years. Cherry on top: they chose the map Dome, which had been my favourite every since the game came out.
By the end of the match, the three of them had decided to team up against me, and they got absolutely *slaughtered* anyway. To this day, that was the only time I've ever been called a hacker while playing on a network that wasn't even connected to the internet 🤣
My dad and I were once brought to a breakfast restaurant by an out of state friend of my dad's that we had we went to visit; this friend turned out to be a real braggart. He always did everything better than everyone. Anyway, so the little restaurant had a special two-pancake shortstack or three-pancake lumberjack stack made from pancakes that were so big, nobody had ever eaten more than two of them. He was eager to show us that HE knew where to find the best pancakes. The pancakes were served on a dinner platter. It wasn't even an eating challenge. Just a menu item. But they were HUGE. The guy that brought us told me he'd be impressed if I finished both. I looked at my dad and he smiled. I had been dieting because I had started putting on weight due to my appetite. but in that moment we had an unspoken agreement. My dad WANTED me to show what I could do. I ordered the lumberjack stack. The three huge pancakes showed up. They were the biggest pancakes I'd ever seen. Over an inch thick and I think 16" across. They looked like extra thick pizza crusts. My dad managed to eat one pancake. My dad's friend ate one and a half.
Meanwhile, I ate 4 of them; and 6 eggs; I ate my three cakes, plus my dad's extra one and the 6 eggs... I had ordered eggs simply because I love eggs. I also drank 4 glasses of milk. The guy tried to explain how he could have eaten more but blah blah blah. Eventually he accepted my feat and was suitably impressed.
Supposedly (according to my dad's friend) they offered a "double-stack" as an eating challenge for a while after that. The way he described the challenge it was four pancakes, 6 eggs and 4 large milks. Exactly what I had that day. But the owner retired and closed the restaurant two years later. Apparently with no winners to the eating challenge. I did however get her recipe for pancakes 🥞
I was working toward a bachelors degree in marine biology (I ended up not finishing my degree, but my knowledge of the subject still stands - I even work on research dives occasionally to take photo/video or tag sharks) and I’ve had to correct people’s misconceptions about sharks a lot. Yes I swim with sharks regularly, yes I have all of limbs, and no, I will never be more afraid of sharks than of people. But the craziest story I have is when my father tried to correct me about how large white sharks are. I was saying that a white shark has a jaw diameter of about a meter, and I held up my hands for a visual comparison. My father, who was paying my college tuition, immediately told me I was wrong, and that he’d seen photos of people standing inside a shark jaw that was taller than them. I had to calmly explain to him that what he thought was a white shark jaw was actually the fossil of a prehistoric megalodon jaw. Also, if white sharks were big enough to swallow me whole and not even notice, I probably wouldn’t be as inclined to swim with them.
For a moment there I thought your father was mistaking white sharks for basking sharks.
@@JamesDavy2009 Okay but if he had been that would have been SO much funnier - their jaws look so different 😂
@@tobiasjacobson3708 Can't argue there.
As a new viewer I have been spoiled seeing your face and awesome shirts, so it feels weird seeing multiple videos in my recommended section without cam.
I'm on the medical studies (emergency medicine) and I have a lot of combat medicine courses, but few months ago I was doing another CLS because it was free. When instructor tried to teach us procedure called wound packing I started to argue with him (he oversimplified procedure, and it would not be effective this way), it ended up on doing the procedure on training device with blood pump, when he did it the whole gauze was ind blood and it still was bleeding, then I did it and bleeding stoped practically instantly. Also showed him the NAEMT learning materials and he finally agreed with me...
He also failed me on the final exam because of some stupid stuff, he was huge asshole. He probably didn't liked that I pointed most of his mistakes out...
Story 10 reminds me of a story my brother once told me. For context, we are about as white as white can be. Moreover, my brother is blonde haired and blue eyed. He's also married to his college Spanish tutor who is from Mexico, so he is completely fluent in Spanish. One day, he went into a store, don't remember for what. Behind the counter were two Hispanic teenage girls who were talking about some very inappropriate things. I wish I could have seen their faces when my toe headed brother started speaking in Spanish.
I challenged my nephew to a game of foosball. I was talking so much hot shit, and he proceeded to kick my ass so bad I damn near cried.😅
I used to play a game on the Xbox360 called IL2 Birds of Prey which was a WWll air combat game and the direct predecessor of the more well known War Thunder. I mostly just played the campaign and 1v16 against bots on the hardest difficulty setting so when I decided to try the multiplayer for once I ended up in a 3v3 match where my two team mates quit out of match on me leaving me alone in a small slow Soviet bi-plane fighter against three top of the line German fighters who I proceeded to turn their speed advantage against them by stall fighting them to bleed their airspeed and whip around with my much better maneuverability to kill them one after another winning the match. It didn't help them that they were getting in each others way constantly all going for the lone target and that I as a history nut am familiar with real world air combat maneuvers and tactics in a plane that I routinely took up against 16 opponents which were more of a challenge than those three, the kicker is after the match they kicked me from the match saying there is no way an obsolete bi-plane could out perform top of the line fighters and that I had to be hacking my game. Sadly the game shut their multiplayer servers down a few weeks later due to almost nobody playing the game.
I love pokemon and studied everything about it(cards, games, types, moves etc.)So when there was a tournament in showdown me and my friend group went to the cafeteria.Everyone was talking smack to each other but mostly me because my friends were just there for morale support and I’m more quiet and look like I would play Osu! competitively.But I swept the whole school(each and every floor) with everyone.Pretty satisfying ngl.
I got two. One was Yu-Gi-Oh and the other was something related to art. The Yu-Gi-Oh was some hot shot with the newest broken meta deck (Might've been Utopia) at that time, scoffed at my Red-Eyes deck. I proceeded to decimate them in a best 3 of 5 starting with 4000 life points instead of the usual 8000. They got pissed and one of my friends just casually mentioned that my dad was banned from tourneys for being so good that often people would just drop out after seeing him walk in. My dad taught me how to deck build and duel, that Red-Eyes deck was the first deck I built with him.
The art one is fuzzy since it happened over a decade ago (damn I feel old), but some know-it-all was mentioning something about the Golden Ratio or another fancy art term while pointing to a piece I'd done and saying how it was an example of what not to do. I sipped my coffee and asked for them to explain. They explain, being totally wrong mind you, and I just casually point out that they were wrong. They give the classic "Oh yeah? What do you know about art?" I took another sip of my coffee and pointed out I've taken half a decade of art classes alongside drawing before I could read. One of my friends, who walked in on it, happened to point out that the piece they were saying was trash won best in show and second place at the state art competition. Whoever they were trying to impress laughed as they walked away in shame and I just sipped my coffee.
Not me but my sister. Her nephew got his hands on one of the newer Tekken games and challenged her. Unfortunately for him my sister has a natural talent with fighting games, especially Tekken where she first realized she had the skills. But you know some boys, thinking a girl can't be good at games because girl. My sister later told me she let him win one round by pretending her nails hurt just so he wouldn't quit practicing out of shame.
About ten years ago when I was finishing up my PhD in Renaissance literature, I was auditing a leadership course at our local community college just for fun because my friend was taking it and the book looked interesting. I had to get special permission from the instructors to join the class because it was an “honors” class, but since it was just auditing and I didn’t actually attend the school, they (a biology prof and a psychology prof) signed off. The bio professor was cool, but the psych guy had a chip on his shoulder about me for whatever reason and was snarky to me for weeks.
About 3/4 of the way through the course, the text for the day’s lesson was Prince Hal’s “St. Crispin’s Day speech” from Shakespeare’s _Henry V_. I’d been looking forward to hearing what they were going to say about it; I wasn’t expecting a lot, since the instructors weren’t in the field, but you know-your favorite things always make you excited. Anyway, they just…skipped it. As in, they said, “Okay, so y’all did the reading I’m sure. Wasn’t that great? Moving on…” And I just couldn’t let it go by.
I’d been kind of “undercover” in the class the whole time because I didn’t want to upset the dynamic by being the highest-credentialed person in the room. (The two professors only had master’s degrees, and I was a month away from a doctorate-dissertation written and defended, just waiting on commencement.) I’d kept quiet generally, answered questions about “so what’s your major?” with “English,” etc. This really didn’t *matter,* but I just was really pleased to see Shakespeare on the lesson plan and disappointed that they were just going to ignore the Bard entirely. So I put up my hand and asked if we could at least talk about the assigned reading for a minute.
Bio prof said “sure!” But bitter psych prof rolled his eyes and said, “Oh, because you’re some kind of ‘Shakespearean scholar,’ right?”
Me: “Yes.”
So I talked (read: lectured) on H5 for about three or four minutes while he and the class stared at me and the bio prof grinned. I didn’t go longer because I wasn’t trying to be more of a jerk than necessary, but in the beat of silence that followed, bio prof said, “So will be graduating from with a PhD in Shakespeare next month and actually teaches humanities at . Thanks for the guest lecture, doctor.”
I didn’t go to the last few class sessions because I was afraid showing back up might be disruptive, and I had enough to do finishing the nitpicky formatting BS that schools require after your defense to file the diss prior to graduation, but…yeah. H5 is always going to be a little special to me, even though it never got a mention in my actual dissertation, lol.
Back in college, in my university gym, I went with a good friend to play ping-pong. We were no experts, but were better than the others playing there, so we ended up playing against each other for a while. This non-assuming guy comes by, says he saw us being the best in the gym, and asked if he can play us. We said "of course". He proceeded to soundly beat us, with scores like 21-1, and we couldn't even understand how he did it. After a few matches, he told us he was part of the national team. We didn't do any crap talking before the game, and he was a gracious winner, a really cool guy overall. It was a good example of how large the gap is between decent amateurs and the actual best.
Same thing happened once with me.
I was a really good player of the video game "blur", a really tough racing-shooter game.
I and my friend used to play that game for an average of 8-10 hours everyday and we got really really good at it.
I once visited a gaming zone in my area to play some other games but noticed some boys playing blur.
I asked them nicely if I can join them. They were cool about it and let me play with them.
I knew right away that they were not expert of this game so I decided to go easy on them when I picked the weakest car of the bunch, a minivan while all of them picked the fasted supercars and hypercars.
The match started and boy oh boy did I wiped the floor with them. Throughout the game they were talking "whose van is this?!".
I won and then left the game before I made them feel bad about playing the game.
Unrelated to the content itself I suppose but this guy's voice is so much better than the automated voices. I could listen to this for hours on end in the background
29:35 well thats not a good combination💀
So I ski and have been since I could walk. When i was 11 years old, a ski coach at another mountain we were visiting (my mum runs the ski department at our mountain) was apparently fed up with me and thought he could show of a bit by challenging me to a little race on a pretty steep run. When I launched a backflip of the first kicker, he kinda just gave up lol.
29:35 the crossover from these 2 is absolutely beautiful
I thought the same
When it comes to technical problems, I'll always try to go to the woman in the group because it means that she's either incredibly gifted and very learned on the subject, or she's just a pretty face in the office. When it comes to women in the stem industry, there's really in-between. Basically, I've a 50/50 shot at getting a genius or an idiot
So, in 5th grade, I was the class quiet kid. I barely talked, only mostly to teachers or friends at lunch. But I was really good at Vocabulary, because I’m now in 6th grade and still pretty good at ELA. I watch a lot of story videos with captions on and that just helps me learn words and spelling. Back to the story, so at the end of the year we had a class “Spelling Bee” (not for anything just fun as a game). It was just we spell the word, if we get any letters incorrect we’re out. Some people just quit, and by the end it was me and this other girl. She was pretty quiet too, and liked to draw and read. I also do like to do that, but not really. I enjoy drawing quite more. We had “Accidentally” to spell. The other girl was first, a c c i d e n t a l y. One L off. I won that, and people congratulated me. I got a “Crown” from the friend of the girl, and a little picture heart holder as a “Trophy”. It was nice to win, but I just sat back down at my desk. I was super proud, but didn’t brag at least. I was really just ready for this to happen to me. I thought someone else would win, I didn’t know I would spell a word correctly or win. I thought someone else knew how to spell a lot of more words than me.
A guy my godfather works with was in vacation in an island with his friends one day they decided to play football (soccer for you Americans) on the beach. Then an odd looking guy, with a mustache and a hat, about 60 years old, asked if he could play. For the half an hour he played, he absolutely crashed them, dribbling around them and scoring like they weren't even there. I should mention that all of the other guys were in their mid 20s. So the old fellow thanks them and leaves. Turns out, he was Johan Cruyff, one of the best football/soccer player to ever set foot on the field. They found out because they saw a picture of him in an article about him visiting the island.
I got one that even I didn't know until it happened! I used to live and breath Rainbow six vegas 2. I played nonstop everyday for YEARS. Now, my friends were VERY good at other shooters like Halo and CoD, so one day when I mentioned how much I enjoyed playing R6V2, they asked to play against me. Why not? I assumed, as was standard, that I'd get schooled within a few minutes; I'm very bad at other shooters. So imagine everyone's surprise when I won match after match with little to no deaths. Turns out that in all my years of playing for fun, I had been going up against world experts while they practiced. I thought I was bad, no, I'm just bad against really good players.
As an aside, I recently picked up the game again for the first time in several years; I have lost my mojo.
I remember two smash stories from my childhood
One time during summer camp (the latest game came out and this gaming truck had it on switch) and me and 6 or 7 of my friends decided to play a match (i forgot if smash had 7 or 8 players), and for like a year ive been training with Little Mac so i was pretty good with him. (I think hes like E ranked) and wiped the whole group out with just little mac.
Last year, my friends decided to play smash bros in the classroom so we decided to just play, one of my friends who wasnt good at the game had defeated the best player of our group and kinda talked trash or got too hyped, so they wanted him to go against me (at the time i was a crazy Terry Bogard main cuz i had a fighting game addiction and got good) i wiped the floor with him and destroyed him, some decent combos, and some up b combos. It was fun
About a year or 2 after high school these two guys i used to know were throwing a party and a buncha dudes were held up in one room playing morta kombat 9. I pateintly waited my turn, hearing the guy who’s house and playstation it was talk all this game about it. He knew enough about the game and certainly wasnt just button mashing. What he didnt know is that me and my best friend did basically nothing else but smoke weed and play mk9 for 3 years until we were masters with several characters. I played him best of 5 and gave him 2 flawless victories and won the other 3 with atleast 70% health id say. I trained for 3 years to have that moment. And it was sweet.
I got two for this.
I basically grew up playing "Mario Kart Wii" with some younger siblings of mine. I usually got in last place because i was new, but over time, i began to master the game. So one day, i invite a friend to my house. He bragged and bragged about how he had played Mario Kart 64 for years, saying how he'd whoop my butt on Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. It was only 4 rounds of being LAPPED by me, that he rage quit and called me a cheater. The smug look on my face when i was the one bragging after that.
The other one was at a friend's house, a different friend this time i'd known since 3rd grade. He was a master at MK8D, admittedly better than me. He was also making fun of me quite a bit, despite me being in second place behind him the whole time. Finally, he made a bet. He said if i played rainbow road (the hardest one for him, and the one with the train in it) against him, didn't fall off the track, AND won in first place, i'd get 10 bucks. 2 minutes later, I wiped the floor with him. I had one the bet, but he said he wouldn't actually give me the money. I was laughing too hard to care.
To this day, i still bring up those days and have a good laugh from time to time. It was very satisfying, to say the least.
I have a pretty good track record on CoD Games, when it comes to using Ballistic Knives and Tomahawks. Me and my friends constantly did 1V1/2/3 and 9/10 times I'd wipe the floor with them. All in good nature.
Then one day, a friend of my friend decided he wanted to challenge me to the same thing. We tried talking him out of it but it wasn't working. We said we'd make it easier for him, by letting him use whatever he wanted. So he loaded up with the hardest hitting gun (this was Black Ops 4, so it was the Titan) and made himself "a tank".
I took my trust Knife, Tomahawks and we started the match.
It didn't last for more than five minutes before he gave up with 5 kills compared to my 22.
This long video is amazing thank you ig it's two videos in one
3:25 The correct place to put the upside-down question mark is an inch behind a _regular_ question mark. Hides it, y'see.
Does mean you can't pick up the question mark you ran through, but them's the breaks.
38:00 Don't do this. Say the symptoms instead. "It did X instead of Y, and flashed some code on the screen, as well as make a beeeeep."
The Mario kart one reminds me of my own story. I used to be really good at Mario kart Wii. I play online all the time and always at least medal (mostly seconds and thirds). One time I went to a new friend's house and she insisted she was amazing at the game and beat all her friends. I had also beaten all my friends but figured you never know when someone might be better.
About 10 maps later and she was done with the game and me. Beyond frustrated at me lapping her and winning by huge margin. She never played with me again.
I grew up in Sea Scouts. We compete every year in competitions known as regattas. Each skill needed for rank advancement gets its own event. Chartwork, marching, radio procedures, etc. One of them is Knots. There are two events Crew Knots (everyone at once) and Team Knots (relay race with a picked team). 8 knots in a 5 minute time limit, but if it takes more than 2 minutes for all 8, you're slow.
After I've been in the program for around 7 years, I start working at a Boy Scout Camp in the summers. Land scouts learn their knots, but not like sea scouts do. We use them all day every time we're aboard ship, and people can legit die if we fuck them up. We practice like you wouldn't believe. The other staffers figure this out, and from then on, whenever Johny Tenderfoot decided he was hot shit cause he learned his knots and got obnoxious about it, they'd tell him to go challenge me. If he was really being a little crap about it, I'd beat him while trying them behind my back. Usually knocked them down a few pegs.
So I was about 21 and went to the doctor (still on my parents' insurance) because I had an ear infection. While the nurse was doing the whole preliminary exam she was going on about how I'm too old for an ear infection and it's probably something else. Well the doctor comes in, takes one look in my ear and goes "Yup, that's an ear infection all right" and starts going on about how I have to take the ENTIRE anti-biotics course even if I'm feeling better.
I know.
I had my first ear infection at 6 months old, I had constant ear infections my entire childhood, I didn't learn to swim until I was 9 because I had tubes until my last pair fell out when I was 8 or so, at 6 I had major surgery to remove my tonsils, my sense of balance is permanently damaged and I can't do most simple gymnastics. What's worse is it was almost an exact repeat of the conversation my mom had with the doctor when I had my then most recent ear infection at 17. Thankfully after the surgery the number and frequency of ear infections steadily decreased, that one at 21 was the last one.
First year in college. My friend challenged me to sing Hit 'Em Up in karaoke in front of his roommate in dorm, cz he never heard me spoken one English word before and thought it would be funny to hear me spoil the entire song.
Tupac was on my playlist since junior high.
A off topic, but not too long ago, I was meddling with my stepsister’s TV so she could use it. My biological sister’s friend’s brother came in and challenged me. I said, “Well {insert name}, tell me, what do you think is wrong with the Television?” I asked, knowing perfectly well that a wire in the HDMI cord had been chewed on. I had a spare wire in my pocket. He replied, “The TV isn’t plugged in.” I yelled, “!Bueno obviamente, de lo contrario estaría muerto! !El cable HDMI ha sido masticado!” He blinked and asked, “What did he say?” I was the only one who had mostly gotten Spanish wrangled, so only I knew what I’d said. My stepsister had recorded it while my biological sister just blinked. I continued, “!Estoy arreglando este televisor, así que déjame en paz antz de que tome mi navaja y te mate!”
one time i was at a stem fest (stem means science, technology, engineering and mathematics). They had a rubicks cube stand and bet me i couldnt solve one. solved in 20 secends and just walked away.
My friends nephew challenged me to a game of FIFA 21. He stated he was better cause ‘he played Weekend League’. I was never a pro but I was once in the top 20% of all players online. I beat him 12-0 with 9 in the first half and a Ronaldo-Raquel bicycle kick for the 12th.
Had a really random one. I am a big halo fan. Played wayyyyy to much. During the Era of halo 2 or 3 I was at a buddies apartment when one of his roommates brought a friend over. He started talking all this crap about how he was the greatest halo player and with the halo 1 pistol no one could beat him. He was really getting on peoples nerves. My buddy knew how much I had played and how good I was so he suggested the 2 of us 1 v 1 to shut this guy up. We went something like 25 to 3. He couldn't hit the broad side of a barn. Made sure as many of my kills were with the pistol as possible. He shut up and left soon after.
I have a PE teacher who is also good at badmin, he said he hasn’t lost in like 20 years
29:35 I gotta admit, if someone responded to me with that, I would immediately start asking for more information about their great uncle or any stories of other family members who were involved in the uprising.
Once a guy held a "Dragonball Z Budokai 3" (at least I think it was 3) tournament when I was a freshman in high school, one of the older fighting titles. Dragonball Z was a HUGE deal in general with my entire age group and then some. The kid who started the tournament and most of his friends didn't like me, so they entered me into the tournament and basically said I HAD to play or I was a total p***y and such.
It was the 3 person team mode, where you select 3 characters to use and can swap them in and out. I picked a team consisting of Krillin, Yamcha and Tien, who are very much "weak side characters" for those who don't know. They had a good laugh at my choices, compared me to Krillin due to being short and generally said i'm about to be humiliated and stomped into the ground.
Idiots just challenged me to my absolute favorite game at the time. Their teams consisting of ultra mega vegeta level 4 and goku super slam ascended mode or whatever were absolutely destroyed by the quiet kid and his team of losers. I sweeped the tournament and just said "Well, that was fun." before walking off to sit by myself and bask in the confused stares.
“Schooled. Shooting” nah that’s messed up bro 💀 29:36
29:36 literally the worst possible timing for a transition between stories LMAO
I was playing acoustic guitar in VRChat. Troll interrupted me screaming saying how bad I am and got his electric guitar. Despite my girl status, I’ve been a professional musician for 20+ years and electric guitar is my specialty. Long story short he quit the game suddenly after complaining I played Eruption “too fast.” It was absolutely delicious.
I wouldn't consider myself an expert, but I'm a fan of Pokemon, bigger fan when I was younger; so I was excited when my sisters got into it as well. So I'm 30 now, so i got into it since the beginning, and was extremely hooked till around the 4th or 5th gen. My sisters started around 6th gen and kept it going. The main event happened around the time the switch had just come out and they announced let's go Pikachu/Eevee for the switch. I mentioned that I'd like to buy a console for me with a copy of the game. They then said that they knew more about Pokemon than I did and that meant they should get it first. So I went into the garage and got my old poster out, one with the original 151 pokemon on it; no names, just the numbers. Told them that id buy them each a switch if they could name all of them without looking it up. So they go through the list and get most of them but couldn't get a few. They said they should still get the systems because its not like I could name them. So I started singing the poke rap. Started singing along and pointing out each pokemon as I got to them. End of the song they looked at me shocked and I bought my system later that month.
I have a funny Mario Kart 64 story. At a family get together, my cousins dug out the old N64 and put on Mario Kart. I'm actually kinda bad at Mario Kart and racing games in general, but played along anyway for the sake of nostalgia. At one point while playing, two of my cousins just start hammering on each other and kinda forget that I'm in the race too, just puttering away, trying not to get hung up on the course hazards. Next thing we know, I actually come in first and they were both like, "wait, WHAT?!" We had a good laugh about that.
.... heh. Another time, my brother and I went to a friend's house and joined in on some Halo. I'm kinda bad at shooter games as well (no joke, I once dreamed I was playing Medal of Honor and STILL lost horribly) but once again played along anyway for the sake of it. At one point yet again, I am forgotten about while my brother and friend are going after each other. I have the sniper rifle and perch myself at a high point on the map, scanning for movement. Suddenly, I see our friend jump up so I zoom in and somehow manage to line up the shot. I shoot him dead out of the air while he's mid jump clear from the other side of the map and we all burst out laughing at how perfect the shot was.
The polish american story is very relatable as I live in ireland, and go to Poland on holidays
I'm Polish but speak English fluently. When in London, I used to troll my compatriots by telling them off in perfect English, that they i.e. should not be swearing as it is impolite to use (and translated the swearwords) when somebody might not understand you well and immediately the rest of the people around knew what jerks they were. Gosh, I hate those idiots, who come with their elementary school English and think they can just swear around because nobody will understand them. :/
I never thought of myself as a Star Wars expert, but I was asked to join a game of Star Wars Trivial Pursuit on a camping trip. The game only lasted one round, as I never got a question wrong. I systematically collected 6 pieces and made my way to the middle. It took me 20 minutes, as I was incapable of landing exactly on the middle. By the time the game was over the rest of the party was watching.
They politely asked me not to play with them for the next game. 😢
7:32
I thought I was the only nerd like that
About a year ago I was at a sleepover and this kid kept going on about how good he was at super smash bros I got fed up with him challenged him to a 1v1 and wiped the floor with him no one messes with me or my donkey Kong