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- Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
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OI PATRICK WHAT IS UP MY DUDE IF YOU'RE READING THIS
CAN U ALSO ADD THAT I'm 6'1 in the article pLEASe
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Hello my assolots
You will be pleased to know that this is THE START of my weekly consistent upload schedule... many of you will doubt me considering I've said this like 10 times and haven't managed to do it BUT I assure you CHANGE IS NOW, you will FEAST and never know the feeling of starvation ever again, for I am the Gordon Ramsay of youtube now. Eat, my darling children.
Watch as I get sponsored by an English learning app and proceed to mispronounce the word ‘English’
FIRst
SECOND
omg hii
is ok ur trying ur best ‼️‼️💞
LMAO
Faline has gotten so famous that she’s articles written about her AND getting sponsors, how incredible
Ikr
Yeah, I'm pretty sure when I first started watching her she had like 250k subs
😌 absolutely incredible, found faline at 11k and this is just shocking
Aaaaand she just got so much success with her first video only. I knew her since that came out..and she already had many subscribers
dont forget the fanarts
The article:
Faline is a rich single mastermind, and she has an alter ego named Loraline.
I'd watch that anime
M
Thats a genius idea
‘Alter ego named Loraline’
**spits out water** iebfiehencihwdnc WHAT
Same
We all need to band together to make this possible
Why does this feel like Faline's a teacher who's trying hard to find a reason to give a better grade to Patrick than what Patrick deserves-
Frrr
omgg a Once
Lol
Hi first of all your art is absolutely stunning 🤩,second, happy to watch!😛👍🍭😜👍beautiful artwork dear full watched 😍💞💞
Astonishingly beautiful!!!... What a brilliant masterpiece!!!... Your artwork is phenomenal! Your skill set is superb with amazing techniques!!!... Awesome creations! Absolutely love it ! Thank you for sharing!!!... 👍+🔔😘😛😜🍎🌷🌹🌺🍂🍃🎃🍒🍖🧀🍓🍊🍅🌭Again amazing work 💕 keep it up and stay connected 🙂❤️🧡🧡❤️🧡🤣💟💜💛💙💛💜💙Absolutely stunning Beautiful! 🤩,happy to watch!😛👍😜👍 wonderful!
make a new friend just amazing no wordssss..💌💌💚❣️💛💕❤️🧡🧡so beautiful work really enjoy by watching your video keep sharing stay safe and connected🙂🤗👍🍂🌷😛🍖🌹❤️🧡🤣💟💜💛💙🧡🧡❤️
Dumbledoor with Gryffindor😙 **those extra points bcs of friendship…wow…*
1 minute in and she is talking about me being kidnapped. Yup, this is why I watch her.
nice profile pic
very double nice pfp
@@athina2130 thanks man, hey ur pfp kinda familiar, wonder where I’ve seen it
@@nerd888 double thanks man I appreciate it
Relatable
ah, yes, axolotls.
they're cute
they look funky
*and a menace to Faline's dear mother*
also endangered
@@justiceformygirliechuu
Oh god
that last sentence suited thy prinzessin der verurteilung
edit: meant like it would've suited her manner of speech if y'know what I mean
@@justiceformygirliechuu
**Inhales**
*oOF*
@@justiceformygirliechuu yes. We are in need of protection lol
"Patrick's really making me sound like the classic anime protagonist" She says, dressed like Nobita Nobi, protagonist from the classic anime Doraemon.
HAHAHA dAmn-
Hahahaha 😂
YESSSSS
Doraemon! Gian beat the shit put of me today! Boohoo
@@SharkSalesman90 Doraemon:lol just fight him
Nobita: but I just said he kicked my ass wtf
As someone who's first language isn't English, everytime she fumbled, i felt connected to her on a spiritual level.
Get in line
@@Haru-nee 😂
@@suhaneegupta814 ♡
yall who learn english as a 2nd language r much better than some native speaker *cough cough me
As someone whose first language IS English, so do I.
a theorie: He real name is Feline Sans, daughter of Comic Sans.
that explains the networth
F e l I n e s a n s
it's all coming together
what they don't know is that his real name is strange aeons
once i unironically called her that when i first started watching her and couldnt remember the name of the channel
S T O N K S📈
"It's highly unlikely that she is in a relationship" was needlessly blunt lmao
I’d probably do that lol
2.2K likes and only 2 replies?- dayum-
i have to take a moment to point out the subtitles
YES
“.. It is highly likely that she is single, based on how she approaches relationships.” Ouch...Patrick. You were doing so well Patrick. Then you up and wrote that. Damn.
he was trolling to find out.
classic flame
I am your hundredth like, it would be wonderful if you remember me.
i think what he means is faline is pratical and doesnt want to enter a surface level relationship, not that she doesn't have qualities that someone might like romantically
Faline is like a book with a lot of sophisticated words.
Indeed
perhaps
Indeed
Perhaps
agreed
“they’re cute, they look a bit funky,
*and my mum’s scared of them.”*
but same man
H SS DHHHAAAA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❓🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@oilylondon 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨😑😑😑😑😬😬😬😬😬
I was looking at the comments and saw this right when she said it
lmao that describes us
everybody is talking about how this guy said failine is bad at relationships
no one is talking about her drip, i mean look at those butterfly glasses
they’re so prettyy
She's got the Nobita drip, and I love it
Patrick: It is unknown whether or not she has a boyfriend
Faline whenever she sees a pretty girl: *Girl in red starts playing*
Lmao
@@lintheartist your pfp-
O h
M y
G o d
@@youbstards8470 >:]
i love how patrick assumes she's straight
I thought we had something !
" _highly likely that she is single,_
_based on how she approaches relationships_ "
-Patrick
How does this have 1k likes but 0 replies-
@@divavthataintme nothing more needed to be said
@@divavthataintme ok
NOO I WHEEZED I LOVE THIS
holy sh8 how did this even get 1.5k likes??!
“Whether it’s because you’ve been traveling or because you’ve been kidnapped” the kidnapping part was just so casual-
Zjjdjdjdjskskj 😭🤚
Bc it is nurMaL :> ppl get kidnapped orrrrr…. They are the kidnappers :>
I got cracked up in the first minute
@@candlethatrosetriedtoeat damm yeah
@@candlethatrosetriedtoeat you truly have a way with your words 😩
faline : "hello my Axolots.
*y e s thats ur new name now.*
me : *understandable.Have a nice day.*
"I think my body is somehow procratinating the pressure" - Faline, 2021.
11:53 from this point onward, it literally got me and i ended up spitting my bok choy. Thank you, Pat.
“Faline sans real name is as far as she is from any of us”
Readers: “so Patrick, what’s her real name”
Patrick: *yes.*
faline sans
That lowkey reminds me of Strange Æons's cinematic universe in which an article stated "but what you didn't know is that his name is strange æons"
Faline sans
I
I will draw faline sans
@@nekurokitsuraage3984 follow your dreams
Faline SANS 😳
Patrick is both praising her and low-key roasting her.
I started crying when he said: "It's highly likely she's single"
Faline did the same to him more or less so they're even now 👍
as a true axolot would
Yo is that Lucky Guy?
I dont think you can call that low key
Patrick is better at finding Faline's information than Boo-boo and Amber will ever be
3:09 had me dead lmao “kim jong-un (grandpa)” pleaseee
He is our grandpa
faline is THE anime protagonist and we're living in her world
That’s old news, pick something more original.
@@khadijasenghor286 amber and booboo are the antagonists🤷🤷
@@mellibiliu1810 nah they're too easy to destroy to be an antagonist
@@Andy-wx5lq good point hahahaha
@@Andy-wx5lq they can be those easy tutorial bosses
This shirt is officially faline's youtube outfit and this should be used as her merch
Main characters only have one outfit, amirite
@@NS_10 yes
pleaseeeeeeeeee
@@NS_10 omg am i a main character too?🥺 jkjk
FVHEI-THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING-
who’s gonna tell faline she has her own wiki
12:10
Faline: Never before have I been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with.
Faline is getting more famous every day she even got sponsored and someone wrote an article about you. You go girl!!
Don't mess with the Bull!
I feel so proud
@@kuroos_hairgel_7605 same in the future i think she may even get morw
Our queen is getting more recognition, as she should
@@GINSHOTGUN Fr!!
I feel like Patrick's a new fan at that the time he wrote the article and was fascinated with Faline
Lmao fanboy
it was during that time her subscriber count grew like crazy with youtube recommending the "bully" video to almost everyone I know
Lmao same tho
"ah yes, he addressed the ICONIC...
*forgets*"
Now this is the comedy I subscribed to (11:18)
The way she speaks is how I write my narratives.
Faline: pronounces “English” wrong
Also Faline: pronounces “Wojcickicijicski” flawlessly
Really? She sounds fine to me 🤷🏾♀️
is it ok if i ask which video here brother showed his face?
@@oooofoooof4251 i think the kool aid vid?
@@oooofoooof4251 kool aid
@@oooofoooof4251 koolaid and the “teenager with adhd” one
You're just getting more famous if an article is written about you!
we love to see it
Get dat fame
You're not RUclips famous until you have one of these insane articles written about you where they guess everything they don't know and present it as FACT. 😐 Such a weird concept.
@@LunarEleven they meant like if there's an article out there abt her she might get more famous
The fact that she can make a sponsor interesting and hilarious says something
"AND ALL OF YOU ARE SPECIAL, THATS A THREAT!"
I feel threatened
“Regardless it is eXtrEmeLy likely that Faline San doesn’t have a boyfriend due to the way she’s approaches relationships”
Faline: utter disbelief
faline : i've never been so offended by something i completely agree with
that really caught me off guard
@@akshayam6848 same lol
wait someone explain this to me-
But fr tho do we know that Faline-San is straight?
"And also because he's my brother, am I supposed to be a supportive sibling?"
LMAO MOOD
I love your content so much, you're just hilarious! Even your advertising is very entertaining
English is my first langauge I only know a bit of sign language from duolino I successfully learned how to say “DIE” and “I’m going to kidnap your family” and I can finally see what my uncle cocia- is saying!
Falines sponsor was so entertaining that it was actually the only RUclips sponsor I haven't skipped-
Same!! 😂
People need to sponsor her more
same 🤌
Same
Are you a bot 🤔
as a 20 year old european guy with no interest in drawing I feel really weird watching videos from someone I have basically nothing in common with, but the lowkey vibe and humor are too good to pass
Ikr? I never had much interest in stuff like that, but this is too good to not watch lol
11:07 ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING HUH, PATRICK?
I can’t believe Patrick Star from SpongeBob made an article about you, congratulations!
“Piss”
All her videos so far are hilarious but the last seconds of her videos will always be my favourite, they’re just so random sometimes. 😂
Once Faline San gets on the Akinator, it's peak proof that she's made it as a RUclipsr... oh wait.
lmao im testing it rn-
OMG SHES ON IT BRO GO TEST IT OUT
I’m doing it
Edit: It worked
did she... did she add it herself???
"I think of Faline san"
"Submitted by Faline san"
@@tnandc I... you know what, I’m not going to sit here and act like I wouldn’t do the exact same thing.
i think most native english speakers here can confirm that faline knows more fancy words than we do
Tru that hahah
'Axolot' (assuming it would be without an 's' for a single person) for Life. You have raised the bar for being a content creator. Keep rocking.
Faline getting excited about having a sponsor is so cute
@@444heartbeat glad I also didn't skip cause even the sponsoring part was epic
faline getting news articles and sponsors about her now
girl going somewhere
AMIRITE 😩💪💪
The next stop is Faline x Amber fanfiction written on Wattpad.
@@zabbee2323 yes
@@sadistfactory_ It was truly a beautiful romance, it's such a shame that it was crushed before it had a chance to blossom and flourish.
@@zabbee2323 thanks for the idea
I really cracked up every time she says
What do yOU MEAN PATRICK
this is my first time actually opening the audio when i watch her video and in very surprised how calming and smooth her voice sound like.
10/10 would listen to whenever im stressed.
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Not even faline calling us heathens/axolots:
Faline: *freaking out over a sponsor*
I got a heart from the queen. My life now has meaning
@@farazmanzoor4286 congrats bestie 🎉🎊🚊
🧘♀️
Why tf is this stupid overused comment format getting so many likes 👁👄👁
@@farazmanzoor4286 nobody knows
Were axolotls
Faline: "finally I can learn new big words to intimidate the native English speakers and establish my dominance."
me, a British native English speaker: *quaking*
It's embarrassing how I pronounced quaking as 'quacking'. Duck go brr
I would've never known it said quaking instead if quacking if I hadn't read the reply-
same shes out to get us 😟😟
bo'dle of wa'der please
@@kusatta1882 same
6:26 i thought she was estimating it to malaysian currency lmao turns out she just counted the zeroes in 100,000 💀💀💀
Congrats on 600k!!!
TRIGGER WARNING: green
Faline, it has come to my attention that your brother, Ethan, has been spotted wearing a NEON GREEN shirt in his first RUclips video. I find this very offensive and disrespectful as my eyes were BLINDED by the disgusting color without my consent. I would appreciate if Ethan is aware of this issue and apologizes immediately.
we must cancel 🚫🚫‼️‼️
#CANCELETHAN
#CANCELETHAN
#CANCELETHAN
Omg. I love this thread
Imagine being that special to get a article written about you. That's when you you know Faline has dominated the platform and will not stop until every youtuber is swallowed into despair
Junko is that you
ok junko
Junko
Junko- or Jill... anyways- despair ✨
IS THAT A DANGANGANRONPA REFRENCE
She is an absolute amazing angel
I love her so much omg
"ignore how cracked the screen in"
me with a 3 year old barely working phone: mmmm yes interesting...very C R A C K E D phone
Faline: *posts photo on community tab about her cutting her brother's hair*
Also faline: *doesn't post that video*
*top ten anime betrayals*
I just realized she’s the same age as my brother and yet she has reached peaks of sarcasm and trolling the both of us combined we could ever hope to achieve !
I found her channel yesterday and I can't stop watching her vids. Decided to subscribe today. But the craziest is that the subscriber count when I saw it yesterday was, 715,000 and today it is 718,000🤯 but keep up the good content☺️
This is the seventh time this video has been recommended to me. Which means I have watched and rewatched this twenty times.
We are officially the ogs, guys. Remember us when you're famous 👏👏
yess finally i'll be like "Only OGs remember...."
@@Roma-co3go Yes better than the new fans
@ i dont think its that much of a big deal...
Been here since she released her first video which I saw because another youtuber talked about it👏👏
@ Yes they will be VERY confused. Only the cultured have seen her first video 🙄
"so patrick what is faline's real name?"
patrick: h
lOraLiNe
horaline?
Perhaps the most entertaining ad read I've ever encountered
Honestly, one of the most entertaining sponsorship ads I've seen.
Nobody:
Faline: ...
*H A L T.*
"Thats probably the reason fans are drawn to him"
That had me thinking...
I really like your vibe (lol), and how relatable you are! and I think you just gained a new subscriber 🐻
4:27 When she said "can i do that?" an ad appeared and it was twitter saying "whats happening" lol
“finally, i can learn big words and intimidate the native english speakers.”
me, a native english speaker who doesnt know big words: 👁👄👁
be intimidated anyway
Be careful, she might target u first-
exactly, my friend
14:06 “is this even an article?” no this is patrick
Underrated lmao 😂
LMAOO MOST UNDERRATED COMMENT HERE
@@rayahasun720 thank you very much :D
liked then unliked cuz it was the funny number
Hahahahahahaha
Oh thank you so much for this! I have just been kidnapped and was looking for a way out
11:02 Plot Twist: _this is just a big prank that Patrick and Faline are playing on us and they are dating_
Isn’t she just so ICONIC
Now laddies and gentlemen this is the reason I find my happiness
SAME
YESSS
She’s one of the few RUclipsrs that can make a crack a smile and forget about my sad, lonely self
"there will be no tea spilling out of her" oh god that sounds awful, like a weird creepy pasta of faline combined w a teapot
"and *all* of you are special; this is a threat"
First ad i seriously listened, no skip, no stop. The way she expressed it was entertaining lol.
what a tragedy, poor faline still hasn't gotten over her and amber's divorce.
AHahahahahh
Omg barbietoes and who tao are here !1!1!
@@user-pd8dy9ve2i STOP EVEN THE FANDANGO CHILD IS CALLING ME BARBIETOES
椰菜蛋糕 scaramouche scaramouche will you do the fandango😳
@@karenoberoi I will have order!
“We have our first sponsor!” Raid shadow lege-
No 😭😭😭😭😭😭😩
@ True lmao
A free and emissive mobile game with over 700,000 concurrent downloads!
@@R.K_Chalkboard 80% of them are the RUclipsrs they have sponsored
5:43, I'm wheezing so hard i think i sht my pants
2:52 I have now decided to no longer call it a colon, but rather "dot dot" thanks to Faline
Bruhh faline got sponsored by a frikin dictionary, never thought this day would come
I usually skip past the sponsor, but our queen is so cool that it's practically impossible to skip past any part of her videos.
“ For anything you need , like help : D “ - Faline San
0:16 i thought i would get rickrolled within faline's glasses
The way she said “ or you’ve been kidnapped “ was like if this happens every day on a regular basis
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I just realized me and faline have the same birthday just different years (mind blowing)
Me too
I literally have the exact same birthday! (including the year)
opposite ends of the month but the same month for me :D april fools child woo
Faline: “We are gonna call you guys axolots!”
Me: *Flashbacks to when I was burning a lot of Axolotls in creative Minecraft*
“I became the thing I swore to destroy…”
Ok arson is fun and all but doing it to axolotls?
You're the reason axolotls are endangered.
@@zabbee2323 lmaooo
@@zabbee2323 ik, no need to remind me :)
@@Vixen-debo Why not?
She's only reading an article, but i am fully engaged
this is the first time in my life that i didnt skip the sponsor speech intro
When I didn’t know how to pronounce “Axolotl” (Spoiler: I still don’t) I called them ✨Axolattes✨ My friend thought I killed an “Axolotl” and put it in my not existent Latte.
you pronounce it as ak-so-lo-tle like the "tle" in subtle, turtle, or little. Also I love that ✨Axolattes✨ it sounds fancy!
i pronounce it as axo lot ols
100th like
I say "ah-sho-lots" or "ah-ho-lots"! The X is more of a "hhh" sound than a sharp crash sound, at least in Spanish lol
It’s a Nahuatl word. Being Mexican, I respectfully call them a-sho-lo-tle the tle is pronounce in a Spanish accent.
“Whether you’re traveling or whether you’ve been kidnapped”- Faline 2021
Her voice is so soft. I love it
It’s such a kind thing to take the time out of your day to write an entire article about someone 😃
I'm officially convinced that you are the main character™ with all these strange things happening to you haha
Watch it be like the world is going to end and she's the Main Character who has to stop it
"first of all, ignore how cracked this screen is"
but i didn't even notice it until u pointed it out 👁👄👁
i cant even see it when she pointed it out
faline is the only youtuber whose sponsored segments i am willing to watch 💀
(just shows that she’s superior)
"Do you know how much hundred thousand dollars is?
I don't" I saw that coming