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Welcome to the Jenna & Julien Podcast where we talk about all the things. If you are looking for your everyday, normal, by the book podcast, then you're in the wrong place. We created this because we tend to have awesome, random, and sometimes drunk conversations that we realized had to be shared with the lovely internet world. So here we are.
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Can we talk about when you're carrying a razor scooter and it swings around and hits you on your ankle bone and you question your entire life
Candidly Claudine THAT HURTS SOO MUCH
Candidly Claudine I'm embarrassed to admit how many times I have done that to myself.
yesssss
Candidly Claudine tbh the worst pain I ever experienced in my childhood
Candidly Claudine holy fuck...I can relate
I find myself talking like Jenna daily
Anna Burns same. The problem is, my main language isn't English, but I still use Jenna's catchphrases... It sounds really stupid, can't help it
Anna Burns same 😂 I don't even mean to
then u in the dink fam fam
Anna Burns yess
I've always sung songs to my dogs, but its gone to a new level the longer I watch J&J.
Pro child leash argument: Harambe never would have died if that kid was on a leash.
conspiracy theory: the government sent in that caterpillar to spy on Jenna
Lacie Lu Shane Dawson fucking get on it
thats not a theory, thats a fact.
Jenna shouldn't have given that one to Julien lmao you're never truly alone. How about bacteria? They're living organisms they always got u fam 😂😂
Leo Dimitrievich omg your right that means I'm not alone fam 😂
Also there are sattellites in space that see everything on earth which means your never alone either
Sweetpea Fad shit , I lay naked outside during the summer 😧😲😝
that's what I was thinking lol and like bugs and stuff
Elijah Dimitrijević EXACTLY BOI. ALWAYS THERE
at first I thought it said "Debbie podcast" and I got soooo excited 😂
Charlotte Keller I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought it said that, like the notification popped and I just clicked too fast to even read it tbh😂
Charlotte Keller OMFG ME TOO I WAS DEVESTATED
can we have a podcast about Debbie where Debbie is not actually there? Or a nostalgic like best memories of growing up in terms of family? I think its cool to hear about how every family has its own inside jokes and little quirks that make it unique.
I love how you're like near fighting and then just die laughing half way that's goals fam
debate topic - stuck on you, is it a good movie?
jenna: yes
julien: no
G O ! ! ! !
If you made cursive illegal how would you sign it into law without cursive?
sarah w mind blown
This is the real question
sarah w EXACTLY
Olay, but, technically it'd only be illegal after being signed
so you're not using cursive after it's been outlawed
#Loopholes
I work at a bank and can tell you that some people’s signatures aren’t cursive.
made me want a bark box and i don't even have a dog
its those fire segways dawg
u dONT HAVE A DOG? HOW
"Nooo he's just chillin on the floor! Why is he here, he's a caterpillar.." Lmao!
for the next debate: 1) is Chicago deep dish pizza still pizza?
2) do you really need all 10 fingers?
3) in the word scent is the s or the c silent?
4) should we breed dogs to be bigger or smaller?
Yes, no, c, bigger i want to ride my dog
no, no, c, smaller (but i dont think we should breed dogs anyway LOL)
"Alright, fine, rainbows are real!" I don't know why but I lost it when Jenna said that
Oh and by the way, this podcast was great. Just 47 minutes of pure fuckery. I love it.
majskolvish I want this on a shirt.
majskolvish 47:03*
+Jessica Hll Literally the first thought I had was that I wanted that on a pin
Julien, make this happen!
+STanGeR things dam fam you're right. it's dales fault that i missed the last three seconds, not mine
fuck you dale
Debate-cast might just be the best fucking podcast idea you guys have ever had this is awesome
reminds me of Superfight
You need to make a GIF of Julien riding on a Segway go across the screen every time he does the mid video sponsor ads lol It'd be so wonderful 19:00
please make this
The fact that they're in a happy relationship even though they disagreed on everything in this video is great. I know everybody says they're goals but they are LITERALLY GOALS
Mandeh Hunt they had to disagree, that's the point of the game
Mandeh Hunt yeah they disagreed on purpose for the video but I totally agree, they're amazing together ❤
Julien's reasoning for the beauty community is A+
Sharon Lim yessss😂😂😂
"Cars that run on water"
"That's a boat"
I lost it :')
I liked this a lot. Here are some more questions:
Does everything happen for a reason?
Is it ok for vegans to eat animal crackers?
Can coffee beans be a snack?
Should places open 24/7 have locks on their doors?
Is adblock ethical?
Is the term "crush" for a love interest pessimistic?
Are hotdogs sandwiches?
Is the assumption that beauty denotes goodness harmful to society?
Is glitter corrupt?
I think a fun podcast would be similar to "are you smarter than a 5th grader" where you guys quiz each other (or just one person like the celebrity trivia) and ask about basic facts that you should know from school. As it's obvious that neither of you know what the boiling point of water I think it would be funny.
Love the podcast by the way!
Erin Heidrick YES HOLY SHIT YES I'm so down for that, what a great idea
I looooove the idea but I wouldn't want them to be killed by viewers like with the Ghandi's death thing. 😂
Erin Heidrick yes! They should have like one of their friends be the judge
They were talking about wine....but...yeah...
4:49 water boils at 100 degrees celsius. xD
lol i laughed at that. funny americans :)
Amanda Roberts I'm just happy that Julien wasn't the one being wrong this time. :D :D
Amanda Roberts to be fair, we are NOT taught the metric system in America. .I'm 41 and still am not familiar with the metric system and centigrade temp conversion
BugIn TheRug yeah i was thinking the exact same thing! hahaha! Jenna f'd up haha :p love the fact that it wasn't julien!!
DestinyHopeLou me too! haha i'm from the Netherlands and i know that 1 mile is 1,6km but that's about it. i don't understand inches or fahrenheit..
well, my kid just shit her pants for the third time today. at least I have this to look forward to when I come back. wish me luck fam
GoodlyGal good luck
KittyCat TV thanks yo. I made it out alive
was ur kid born yesterday?
same! mom life 😂
ariel like, two years ago so. basically yeah.
Perfect timing, I was just bingeing your old podcasts
Hallie Parsons I was too!!!! Hahahaha. We're such dinks.
Hallie Parsons Hahahah me too just watched the dog podcast 😂❤
Hahah strange, me too 😂
ZestofDaisy Why would you *ever* want to escape the J+J podcasts?! Haha. Seriously though.... 😊
omg me too! I was in the middle of #29 again hahaha!
*WARNING DO NOT DRIVE AND LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST. IT WILL CAUSE EXTREME HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER AND MAY CAUSE YOU TO GET DISTRACTED LMFAO* I FUCKING LOST IT AT BILLY THE SQUIRREL, FUCK RAINBOWS AND KIDS WITH TOO MUCH ENERGY RUNNING OFF THE FUCKING CLIFF OF THE GRAND CANYON. HOLY SHIT THIS IS MY FAVORITE PODCAST NOW LOL
oh my fucking god i cant this made LA traffic be so enjoyable
LMFAO SAME!!!!!!!
4:40 For all you people that use Fahrenheit 65°C is 149°F. The boiling point is 100°C. I know you probably don't care but you're welcome anyways! 😊
THANK YOU!!!!! :D
How hard is freezing at 0 and boiling is 100 no offence America lol
Elise W it's only hard because we're already used to Fahrenheit. Like we know room temperature is 72 degrees ish and even if we switch, we would still have to use Fahrenheit as reference for what a temperature is.
damn right. get on the metric system, fam. everyone else in the world switched, like, only 50 YEARS AGO booiiiiii.
Tahini Kill nah fam we're good, we like the Fahrenheit system
I went to Western Washington University for undergrad, and people there used razor scooters as a legit form of transportation to get across campus. While at first I though this was silly, seeing someone zoom past you while you are stuck walking a half mile to class makes you appreciate the noble razor scooter as a unique form of transport.
Sarah N honestly, scooters are so useful on campus! it so much easier navigating around people because its so slim and its easy to fold and carry around.
This was everything I needed in my life right now. Do this forever.
Wiener dog named Itchy?! ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN FOR THE FEELS-WIN
TALK ABOUT BLACK MIRROR EPISODES ON ANOTHER PODCAST BECAUSE THATS MY FAVORITE SHOW EVER
Michelle McLaughlin omg yesssss
Michelle McLaughlin which podcast did they? I wanna go back and watch it :)
Katherine Sproles they didn't, she's suggesting a podcast to do
On the subject of squirrels, the same argument for the hawk can be said for the squirrels. They have a home with an endless supply of food from tourists and nut vendors, and it sounds like the squirrels were pretty strong in number, so it's between a small risk of being eaten by the bird of prey, it would only have to hunt every few days, while having a plenitude of food, or having to find a new place to live in a built up area, still risking being eaten by predators, with less food.
Rumer Priestly living for this in depth analysis of squirrel and hawk needs
Rumer Priestly man is also pretty much incapable of successfully developing a squirrel proof bird feeder because they are so smart they constantly figure out a way to get into the food. most of the squirrel proof bird feeders on the market have been in some way been outsmarted by a squirrel. Squirrels are smart lol.
I don't know which is more entertaining; Julien's silly segues into sponsors, or Jenna's reactions to them.
DINK FAM
I just watched you on RUclipsrs react Julien! and I'm getting my pins today LIT
Lindsay Mohrmann OMG I FORGOT ABOUT RUclipsRS REACT THANKYOU FOR THIS
Ellie Xoxo It's really gooooood.😊😊😊😊😊😊❤❤❤❤❤
Lindsay Mohrmann I got my pins on December 28th, and I WAS SOOOO HYPE!!!!!
Ellie Xoxo yess you're also here😂
Natalie's Whole Entire Gosh Dang Life EYYYYYYYYY WHATS UP
This was LIT, fam.🔥 Please please please do a part 2!!
Clisare your wish has been granted
throwback to bames the fly...
CurlyK8 babes
CurlyK8 Hell yeah!
Bames is James with an b
"Should dogs wear clothes?"
yes. quadruple dog sweater. on tour 2017.
Agree with Julien, the holidays are not fun at all, especially when you had a dysfunctional family growing up and when you work with the public and have to work on Christmas Eve with all the rude stressed out customers.
32:54 ''Cats. Kill. Babies. They are not okay.''
-Julien Solomita 2017
Jenna using the gross worm as a legitimate argument point for why they need to buy a house and stop renting = me 😂❤️ YOU GOT DIS JENNA! Getcho dream house with no creepy worms or huge gaps in the doors for bug invaders. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
child leashes was my favorite debate holy shit I'm crying
Just don't give gifts anymore? That's what my family does. We just drink and eat fantastic food. My mom buys a really expensive piece of meat and goes all out. Decorating with my family and hanging out is the best part. We don't need gifts.
oh my god this was a good one!! Its my 21st birthday today and this was a truly a hilarious treat. Love you dink dink :) xox
meals199 happy Birthday
meals199 happy birthday Dink!!
emmy12345678 happy 22nd birthday 👾
January 9th is my birthday too!
I've literally seen people ride around campus on a razor scooter at my college. It is highkey hilarious to see.
yeon boo me too!!!!! It's like a new thing on our campus
yeon boo I'm one of them. But its so much easier to navigate around others, and carry it around lol.
Nat I bet! I've biked into someone before, maybe I need to try scootin'
yeon boo Ouch. I hope it wasn't too bad of a crash~ With a scooter, I think the person in the most danger is the one riding it. If it swings around and hits your ankle...
yeon boo although I'm the first to admit that even if you have the scooters with bigger wheels seeing people whiz by on them is pretty comical
Jenna's arguments could have been 10x stronger... anyone want to argue this can square up with me
Just Stop I agree but maybe her fucks were running low when they were filming.
Yeah I could tell... I guess I just got way too into it like Julien.
Just ask Caterpillar to draw a pic of you
Eleanor Schugel IM CRYING
Eleanor Schugel this is great 😂
Eleanor Schugel U DID NOT
Eleanor Schugel I was literally searching for this comment, I love the dink fam lmao
Eleanor Schugel I WILL DRAW A PIC OF CATERPILLAR.
33:40 the best time I’ve ever had on my life is listening to Julian rant about child leashes at 4:00 am
The only good thing that happens every Monday. The podcasts ❤❤️ dink dink love you guys
OK child leashes save lives! if the little kid that fell into Harambe's enclosure had a leash, we'd still have Harambe *mic drop*
0momma so true
0momma if everyone in the world had to watch a toddler for 1 week of their life, they'd understand backpack leashes lol.
Agreed lmfao; my friend was a super clumsy toddler so she had to be on a child leash, it's not just for keeping your kid near you ahah
I'm always so impressed that you guys can take something that might normally be a mindless exercise and make it into something FUN and entertaining. You're truly talented people and a true joy to watch. Thanks for the constant influx of entertainment right into my sub feed.
I love Jenna..why would three caterpillars make more sense then one? XD
"If I fart and you can't touch it does that mean the fart is fake GET FUCKED" IM DYING😂😂
jenna's question at around 14:00 about what would happen if too many people went to prison reminded me of a podcast idea. it's kind of similar to this one but you'd discuss really frustrating and annoying hypothetical questions. like another example is one my friend came up with where if a lot of people were trapped in a store/restaurant or something for several days for whatever reason, since they would need to eat at some point, would the owner store/restaurant make them pay for the food after they get out? like doesn't that question just make you angry
My Hubby sprayed my arm with compressed air for shits and giggles. All I felt was something ice cold then intense burning. The compressed air gave me instant frost bite and was about the size of a quarter! Neither of us knew it could do that so beware.
I didn't pay attention to the silhouette of the man in the background until half way through and it scared the crap out of me lmao
I have 2 chinchillas they're brothers named Zeus and Zion, they can live up to 15 years which is longer than most rodents. They do make good pets if you take the time to bond with them. They're sort of expensive to care for because they need a lot of space and require a lot of enrichment items. They can't get their fur wet or it will get matted and fall out, so they have to bath in special dust. But I must say prior to owning chinchillas I was not aware they they chew EVERYTHING, they are 2 hammocks, they like to make noise on purpose. Make chinchillas suck their own dicks for cleaning and for pleasure which is totally not super weird.... They also do this kind of "barking" thing, where they sit there and screech at you, and yes it's terrifying.
Give them a kiss for me
just for future reference - 0 degrees Celsius is freezing, 100 degrees C is boiling. not trying to be pretentious
did I just
As a childcare worker and someone who works directly with all sorts of children; I firmly believe child leashes are important, can save lives and can sort out unpredictable behaviour. If you are in a busy setting say a festival or a shopping centre and your child is prone to running away, having that leash there teaches them control and allows you to do what you need without worrying your child is going to run into traffic or get seriously lost. It's not ideal but if your child can be a shit in public what are you going to do.
Jenna: "if we're talking about whatever winter holiday you're celebrating..."
Julien, a Jewish person: "yeah, CHRISTMAS"
You guys get me through work, thank you
I love the Skimm! Glad to see two internet entities that I love supporting each other.
I WILL NOT LOSE
I can't stop laughing
I'm literally Julien with the compressed air hahaha
Also even in the desert there are microorganisms that live in sands and bacteria live in your stomach so you aren't alone you're forever hanging out with a bunch of unicellular life forms
Not putting up your Christmas tree is lazier because you're avoiding putting it up AND taking it down.
"That's called a boat." LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Jenna's response to Julien's trolling IS TO OUT TROLL HIM
I love it Jenna
You give me life
I agree with Julien about the holiday thing. The actual days are nice but everything else is stress and headaches.
Also when Julien turns to the side it looks like he teased his hair 😂
Darwin julien? Savage!
Please do this again!!!!! You sounded like you had so much fun and that's all I ask for. If you're having fun I'm having fun listening.
Juliens' advertisement transitions are simply ICONIC 🤔😂😂
"Fine, cars that run on water"
"That's called a boat"
"Not ON water"
I literally spit out my tea because I started laughing. But thanks for making me feel better while I have a horrendous cold.
Lolol Jenna! I'm a college student and my friend and I rode razors around all the time last year. We rode 11 miles in one day once! Achilles was so sore! I didn't buy the scooter because I've had it since I was a kid. Light up wheels too dude.
This is actually amazing and I think one of my favorite podcasts bring this back oh my god
ive been having a sHIT day so i needed this :^) thanks guys, love you
I'm listening at work and I think people are starting to wonder why I am hysterically laughing to myself lol
I can't handle my laughter right now. Love you guys
My cat is cuddled into my lap rn I'm hashtag triggered
the best part of this is actually hearing you guys laugh and have fun. makes my heart lighter :) xx
"cars that run on water"
"that's a boat"
lol
that first segue was fire, thats your best one yet Julien, always loving the content!
Um excuse me Jenna I ride a razor scooter with my knees in the handles and also vlog and hold a big backpack and control a drone as well so don't try me
this was the funniest podcast 💜 I love these ones where you just kinda fuck around
The caterpillar segway 😂 i wasn't ready!!
I live alone and last week I was getting ready for bed and I see a little black something moving down my apartment and there was a little baby caterpillar and I was like BOY GET OUT MY LIVING SPACE but he didn't listen so I picked him up with tongs and let him outside because I'm trying to be a better vegan
Video idea:
Video like this but with Jenna and julien dressed up as Donald trump and Hillary Clinton and acting as them 😂
I love those ads segways. You know it's coming, but it's still so clever everytime.
WHAT A GIFT TO WAKE UP TO
Awesome! I've been subscribed to theSkimm for almost two years. It's really an awesome newsletter
Cats have the same stigma as pitbulls do, makes me sad :-( one does not represent all. My experience has always been so good with cats.
I agree. Cats shouldn't be compared to dogs, they're completely different animals. You need to earn a cat's trust and love, they don't just give it to whoever. Once they warm up to you, they can be the sweetest animals. They're honestly closer to people than dogs personality wise.
"he somehow runs in every direction" home alone dying laughing 😅😅
I totally want to watch a J&J podcast of Julien's best transitions into the sponsors. He has some sick segues into sponsors. I also love Jenna's reactions to them: "JULIEN!" They make me laugh every time!
You probably won't see this but I just wanted to let you guys know how much I appreciate you. I'm overwhelmed right now with school, and "friends", and weight, and just constantly feeling down. I'm kind of not okay right now but I just wanted you to know that I look forward to Julien's vlogs, Jenna's videos, the Twitch streams,and the podcasts. They mean more than you think because they cheer me up and give me time to zone out and just laugh. At least I have you guys. Thank you, you're amazing people. Dink
65°C is not boiling hot. 100°C. But that was so cute omg
THIS IS EXaCTLY WHAT IVE WANTED debates are so interesting I'm so ready 😩👏🏿👏🏿
Holidays are fun, but working retail makes you see the greediness and rudeness in people and it sucks the fun out of it like a hungry vampire bat 😔😩
Had to pause and go listen to Jenna's squirrel story from her video... Once again! It never gets old!😂😂😂
Celcius was made based off water. The freezing point of water is 0 degrees, boiling is 100 degrees. Very simple to remember ;)
When this came up on my notifications, I thought it said Debbie-cast and I GOT SUPER JACKED. Even though The Machine is not here, any podcast by Jenna and Julien is still LIT.
DINK FAM.
these Segways are life Julian XD
My mom has been subscribed to The Skimm for months now, and absolutely loves it!
I love Jenna's laugh so fucking much!
Lots of people use razor scooters to get around my campus. One of my professors uses one. Seeing a grown adult riding a razor scooter in a suit is the best part of my day
Julien, 0 degrees Celsius is freezing point 😂 because Celsius actually makes sense, America needs to catch up with the world!
I just spat water out everywhere laughing at Julien talking about leashes! 😂😂