The FUNNIEST Dark Souls Invasions EVER - Recorded From QUARANTINE -

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  • Опубликовано: 12 окт 2024

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  • @ganghaskong4530
    @ganghaskong4530 4 года назад +270

    You’re just like a Dark Souls NPC. Laughing while slowly going hollow. Please don’t change.

    • @Bratjuuc
      @Bratjuuc 4 года назад +5

      Please be careful out there. Neither of us wants you to go hollow.

  • @louplaysit3427
    @louplaysit3427 4 года назад +240

    I hope Saint is doing well and is not going to lose his sanity

    • @SahnigReingeloetet
      @SahnigReingeloetet 4 года назад +3

      You mean not like LostHisSanity?

    • @DrakewqSouls
      @DrakewqSouls 4 года назад

      i think we are already past that point pal...

    • @billaros1000
      @billaros1000 4 года назад +8

      You must a new arrival

    • @greyman7605
      @greyman7605 4 года назад +1

      Better hope he doesn't use the moonlight greatsword

  • @KingThor128
    @KingThor128 4 года назад +191

    Coronavirus cons: death, economic collapse
    Coronavirus pros: regular Saint uploads

    • @12ealDealOfficial
      @12ealDealOfficial 4 года назад +4

      Might make you feel even better, but the deficit has shrunk while spending has increased only slightly. And death was a thing before the C virus. Economic collapse might not be as dramatic as a "collapse" implies.

    • @nicedreams7192
      @nicedreams7192 4 года назад +5

      Seems like a fair deal to me.

    • @aaronenix6418
      @aaronenix6418 4 года назад +2

      Right? I'm content with it.

    • @yeetleslaw8529
      @yeetleslaw8529 4 года назад

      He is more of a twitch boi. He regularly streams.

    • @yeetleslaw8529
      @yeetleslaw8529 4 года назад +1

      @@12ealDealOfficial Only capitalists are losing money. 4 month shutdown won't kill any industry.

  • @iDrunkRS
    @iDrunkRS 4 года назад +127

    "The bigger you are, sometimes the more you're cooked alive in a Hell-flame born from the Abyss." Truer words have never been said.

    • @saintriot
      @saintriot  4 года назад +42

      I think Sun Tzu said that.

  • @seanfussa3076
    @seanfussa3076 4 года назад +66

    I had a strange dream last night, but remember nothing of it - only that I was deeply unnerved by it. However, when I watched the video this morning, it felt as if I had already known what had happened in it, and it had filled me with the same dread of descending into a dark abyss. I'm not sure what place I will wake up in tomorrow, but I cannot imagine that it will be my own bed because of the sole fact that I watched this

    • @saintriot
      @saintriot  4 года назад +30

      This is probably one of my favorite RUclips comments ever.

    • @Killerk328
      @Killerk328 4 года назад +5

      You gotta jump out a window about it is what Lovecraft said

    • @semi-useful5178
      @semi-useful5178 4 года назад +4

      @@Killerk328
      Yeah man, Defenestrate yourself

  • @salahad-din9168
    @salahad-din9168 4 года назад +156

    This man has been exposed to a lethal dose of society.

    • @saintriot
      @saintriot  4 года назад +67

      I used to think we lived in one but now I see we don't.

  • @chisps_
    @chisps_ 4 года назад +113

    post-post-humor is in boys

    • @josephgoebbels1605
      @josephgoebbels1605 4 года назад +8

      you just reminded me that most of packages mailed to me are now stuck due to quarantine

  • @leviklopfenstein8158
    @leviklopfenstein8158 4 года назад +80

    The wait for Elden Ring has really taken it's toll on saint

  • @iDrunkRS
    @iDrunkRS 4 года назад +51

    "Two heads are better than one, except when they're both suffering from degenerative brain disease so they can't think properly" LOL

  • @GiraffesEatStuff
    @GiraffesEatStuff 4 года назад +45

    I haven't laughed so hard in so long thank you. Best voices, vibes and ironic talk ever. Lovely subjects for the ironic talk. You're overdelivering and it helps a ton. I'm sure everyone appreciates. Thank you for the laughs
    I've been meaning to say that I love where you and some other people on these platforms have led the Soulsborne community or built parts of it over the years. While I don't involve myself, it's just a beautifully decent place with some great people (and enough assholes if contrast is needed).

    • @saintriot
      @saintriot  4 года назад +10

      Thank you for the kind comment.

  • @Konman89
    @Konman89 4 года назад +35

    Its gonna be 14mins of dark, existential, puns and wacky sounds isnt it.

  • @TrunkMonkey3000
    @TrunkMonkey3000 4 года назад +39

    I woke up this morning and I started crying because I said I wish I could see the funniest dark souls invasions ever. But I couldn't see them I couldn't see them until just a few hours ago when I noticed this video of the same title I just wanted to say thank you . Thank you Saint riot thank you.

  • @KillerBluebirdGaming
    @KillerBluebirdGaming 4 года назад +29

    "Don't you dare go Hollow"
    Saint every single upload:

  • @LautrecOfCarim
    @LautrecOfCarim 4 года назад +55

    I haven't had this good a laugh since Eygon strangling a phantom made it into "Carim's funniest home videos".
    Good times...
    Heh.

    • @LautrecOfCarim
      @LautrecOfCarim 4 года назад +2

      @Firekeeper Wolf Well, it's more about you being a firekeeper than what kind of robe you wear.
      So...
      Yes.
      Heh.

  • @saintriot
    @saintriot  4 года назад +76

    All the music is from Dead Cells OST.

    • @umu8912
      @umu8912 4 года назад

      saint_riot Pog

    • @Corinne71502
      @Corinne71502 4 года назад

      Finally got around to watching this video and the Dead Cells OST confused me cause I thought I had left the game open! Great video as always Saint!

  • @pholyfe
    @pholyfe 4 года назад +31

    This dry humor is exactly what I needed apparently

  • @wackyflappybob
    @wackyflappybob 4 года назад +9

    20 seconds in: "Is he gonna do that voice the whole time again?"

  • @iridiculous8662
    @iridiculous8662 2 месяца назад +1

    8:50 “they say, hey, If life hands you lemons… You’re probable about to get backstabbed😃”

  • @cryog3nic_759
    @cryog3nic_759 4 года назад +22

    1:50 "I have to go, Mr. Invader. My people need me."

  • @bigbyrd7755
    @bigbyrd7755 4 года назад +5

    This video has the exact same energy as a family friend with PTSD from being a trauma doctor in Mexico during the 90s drug wars who is starting to go senile.

  • @vanderkarl3927
    @vanderkarl3927 3 года назад +2

    Every now and again I come back to this video to reacquire perspective

  • @yeetleslaw8529
    @yeetleslaw8529 4 года назад +5

    Hilarious. Thanks for the upload during chaotic and scary times. May the algorithm bless this video.

    • @saintriot
      @saintriot  4 года назад +2

      Thanks for watching and taking the time to comment.

  • @Konman89
    @Konman89 4 года назад +5

    Out of every video you've uploaded, I'm pretty sure this one is my favorite. Thanks saint, I needed a laugh

    • @saintriot
      @saintriot  4 года назад +3

      Glad you liked it.

  • @xd-ez7kr
    @xd-ez7kr 4 года назад +5

    Ah, another hit episode of Lordrans Funniest Home Videos.

  • @umu8912
    @umu8912 4 года назад +8

    Just wanted to say that I was fighting owl father and wanted to speed up the learning process. Watched you fight the him once then I killed owl in 2 tries. The scrub dojo is working!

  • @henryevans9975
    @henryevans9975 4 года назад +3

    This style of stand-up feels like something from the joker movie.

  • @granthawes2457
    @granthawes2457 4 года назад +5

    I was laughing way too hard about 2 headed people

  • @federicoleonora9525
    @federicoleonora9525 4 года назад +4

    I love this jolly insane Saint. Hope you're doing well too dude! Thanks for the content! If Tokyo gets locked down too, I'll be lurking around your channel

  • @buddakream978
    @buddakream978 4 года назад +9

    Just wanted to let you know that your first joke about burning fat people got the whole squad laughing, thanks for bringin the funny saint.

    • @semi-useful5178
      @semi-useful5178 4 года назад +1

      Fat people actually burn longer and hotter than thin people, this is because the chemical structure of fat very closely resembles the structure of gasoline.

  • @MalaciTheNinja
    @MalaciTheNinja 4 года назад +8

    Who's to say quarantine has robbed saint of his sanity?
    Who's to say he is the only sane man left, and we are all mad?

  • @elevenunderscore11
    @elevenunderscore11 4 года назад +6

    staying hydrated is my second most favorite concept

  • @elicrane2221
    @elicrane2221 4 года назад +10

    Oh god he’s gone full hollow. Looks like we’re gonna need a Ringed City video with some Purging Monument.

  • @zanemob1429
    @zanemob1429 4 года назад +13

    You're one of the funniest people I've ever heard

  • @bigdicknigga3746
    @bigdicknigga3746 4 года назад +3

    Thank you saint riot

  • @Ironmaniacs7
    @Ironmaniacs7 3 года назад +1

    Ok, that r2 joke got me
    Also thank you for reminding me of how to dodge through the boulders again

  • @aaronenix6418
    @aaronenix6418 4 года назад +7

    I've always thought that the god of this world is the demiurge that gnostics talked about way back in the day, and that the ruling class of elites worship it and do it's bidding.

    • @FloraOfTheCats
      @FloraOfTheCats 4 года назад

      Gnosticism is fucking lit.

    • @TheKing-qz9wd
      @TheKing-qz9wd 4 года назад +1

      Fucking Gnostics. God bless the Catholics for that inquisition.

  • @jarbymedia371
    @jarbymedia371 4 года назад +3

    Absolutely brilliant saint, don't you dare go hollow!

  • @m.c.i.d23
    @m.c.i.d23 4 года назад +1

    This whole video sounds like the ramblings of a serial killer. Good stuff

  • @shad0wzombi3
    @shad0wzombi3 4 года назад +2

    This video is so good the file should be kept in a time capsule for future generations.

  • @chance_hollow
    @chance_hollow 4 года назад +4

    I literally watched your newest video and took a nap and woke up and here's another one

  • @fallenasleep7247
    @fallenasleep7247 4 года назад +3

    hey wait that R2 one was actually funny. I demand my money back

  • @locallypwned5680
    @locallypwned5680 4 года назад

    I love the feeling this dudes videos have, always feels like you’ve had a solid 8 shots before recording.

  • @Friedel69
    @Friedel69 4 года назад

    That Ballder Swag Sword tho. Also, love that Havel-and-Chester-Fashion. On point!

  • @NinoTheHuman
    @NinoTheHuman 4 года назад +14

    "it'd be better to have one head with a working brain"
    Tell that to the DNC :))

  • @IAmEnormous
    @IAmEnormous 4 года назад +1

    This whole video is just a recording of what Miyazaki said when he was pitching Dark Souls to Bamco.

  • @dapperdan530
    @dapperdan530 4 года назад +5

    Iron Pineapple aint got SHIT on my boy Saint!
    But seriously Saint. You ARE ok right? Right buddy?

  • @leftovernoise
    @leftovernoise 4 года назад +2

    Thanks for continuing to entertain me while working during this shit show saint!

    • @saintriot
      @saintriot  4 года назад

      Work safe, get paid. Best wishes.

  • @LaserThemTheGirl
    @LaserThemTheGirl 4 года назад +1

    I've lost count of the amount of layers of irony

  • @K1ZGODTAIL
    @K1ZGODTAIL 4 года назад +4

    cool and good

  • @raalvadiaz
    @raalvadiaz 4 года назад +3

    hope u and everybody holding ok there as well, love ya guys

  • @Hura_the_Blessed
    @Hura_the_Blessed 4 года назад +7

    Quarantine has made saint lose his mind

  • @metro2673
    @metro2673 4 года назад +4

    Thanks for the laughs saint

    • @saintriot
      @saintriot  4 года назад +2

      Thanks for watching

  • @alexwoodruff7706
    @alexwoodruff7706 4 года назад +3

    You're the funniest man alive

  • @DarkAuraLord
    @DarkAuraLord 4 года назад

    That entire tangent about two heads was so fucked up and hilarious I can't even

  • @pineapplethief4418
    @pineapplethief4418 4 года назад

    I really enjoy watching saint's mental health deteriorate live, please keep going!

  • @TheRoboPeanut
    @TheRoboPeanut 4 года назад +1

    he's finally lost it

  • @tylerox2010
    @tylerox2010 4 года назад +2

    Love you saint. Stay safe out there

  • @BLK_MN
    @BLK_MN 4 года назад

    LAUGH IS FUN. VERTICALITY.
    Saint Comedy Pictures.

  • @valoandlovesaidno666
    @valoandlovesaidno666 4 года назад +2

    Self harm burritos

  • @IsNation
    @IsNation 4 года назад +1

    This man is going hollow before our very eyes

  • @absoutezeo2126
    @absoutezeo2126 4 года назад +1

    Excellent sadistic/cynical Joe Swanson impression, Saint, I'm really impressed!

  • @Specter9337
    @Specter9337 4 года назад

    The quality of this video is amazing

  • @The_Custos
    @The_Custos 4 года назад

    Really appreciate the variant of the moss and stone proverb.

  • @FeliksOnline
    @FeliksOnline 4 года назад

    They say every day we make a choice, but I don't remember choosing to wake up today

  • @zanemob1429
    @zanemob1429 4 года назад +4

    Please do more remastered videos! I crave Ds1 content even if it's remastered.

  • @iDrunkRS
    @iDrunkRS 4 года назад

    It started getting really real at the end and I fucking loved it

  • @sebu6831
    @sebu6831 4 года назад

    I like your jokes, they're pretty funny. If I tell similar jokes, everyone just stares at me.

  • @nicoleplus
    @nicoleplus 4 года назад

    That transition at 3:50 between invasions was so god damn smooth dude shit

  • @Eiroth
    @Eiroth 4 года назад +1

    I don't know whether to laugh or be genuinely concerned

  • @ChevalierdeJohnstone
    @ChevalierdeJohnstone 4 года назад

    Nice job getting Mr. Plinkett to do the opening I heard he retired. Your power levels must be off the graph.

  • @michaelbronder9147
    @michaelbronder9147 4 года назад

    This is just a madman's ramblings while playing dark souls

  • @timbogymbro66
    @timbogymbro66 4 года назад +1

    I did not sign up for this existential dread.

  • @ThatRipOff
    @ThatRipOff 4 года назад

    This has caused my physical and mental anguish.
    More please.

  • @machinaeZER0
    @machinaeZER0 4 года назад

    "Don't free that Wizard" - Saint Riot, 2020
    Your RUclips content is too fucking good, hahahah.

  • @bryangarcia3723
    @bryangarcia3723 4 года назад

    Saint's like that one funny, and cool drunckle you wish were your dad

  • @dookylove
    @dookylove 4 года назад +2

    I lol’d way too hard at this lmao.

  • @kapteinskruf
    @kapteinskruf 4 года назад

    «Unless they’re ravioli!» lmao

  • @wochaoainigejiba1211
    @wochaoainigejiba1211 4 года назад

    My life so far identifies too well with the jokes in this video

  • @foolfoolfoolfoolfoolfool
    @foolfoolfoolfoolfoolfool 4 года назад

    God I hope this character never comes back, I don't know if my heart can handle it.

  • @katanamaru1
    @katanamaru1 4 года назад

    Congratulations Saint! Mrs. Saint must be pregnant because those were top tier dad jokes!
    Thanks for putting videos out for us.

  • @stupidloser2714
    @stupidloser2714 4 года назад +4

    This video put the stupidest and most genuine of smiles on my face; and for that, I thank you.

    • @saintriot
      @saintriot  4 года назад +3

      Glad you liked it and thank you for the kind comment. It really makes me feel good knowing I gave people something to laugh at in times like these.

  • @nicedraeger2794
    @nicedraeger2794 4 года назад +4

    This was hilarious!!! Definitely going to click like on this.

  • @mphylo2296
    @mphylo2296 4 года назад

    You've finished your transformation into Bob Saget

  • @ПетрТрифонов-х8р
    @ПетрТрифонов-х8р 4 года назад

    All this people get hurt, injures bleeding, traumatic expierience, all this suffering and pain. Ha-ha-ha-hahaahh.

  • @epsilonsolves1457
    @epsilonsolves1457 4 года назад

    "and the other guy says R2" ngl i laughed a little too hard at that

  • @Doctor_Mobius
    @Doctor_Mobius 4 года назад +2

    Your best video

  • @empressthorne4075
    @empressthorne4075 4 года назад

    1:50 soooo my usual life?? Don't have to imagine 😂😂

  • @Undead-Knight
    @Undead-Knight 9 месяцев назад

    I thought Saint was unhinged nowadays this video is wild😂

  • @Ivan-ef1tj
    @Ivan-ef1tj 4 года назад

    I saw the title and came expecting satire. I was not disappointed.

  • @zackbaker7401
    @zackbaker7401 4 года назад

    "Best laid plans of Mice and Mans" made me absolutely lose my shit

  • @BlondePatrol101
    @BlondePatrol101 4 года назад

    and here i was sitting thinking this day wouldnt get any better! i was WRONG!

  • @Pharthrax
    @Pharthrax 4 года назад

    I think quarantine _may_ have gotten to Saint. Just a tad.

  • @snowgeese7292
    @snowgeese7292 4 года назад

    i like to believe that hes recording these in a manic state still covered in blood after brutally murdering someone

  • @biglogie680
    @biglogie680 4 года назад

    im at 1:22 and i just busted out laughing fr because i realized what this video is going to be 😂😂

  • @Glueman_TM
    @Glueman_TM 4 года назад

    The most morbid straight man in existence

  • @HeyImBrandon360
    @HeyImBrandon360 4 года назад

    What if everything you loved, left you... and you woke up alone........💀🤣

  • @thine-be-the-ghoul
    @thine-be-the-ghoul 4 года назад +3

    Hey Saint, you should sing ''Imagine'' in one of those videos. I heard, it's very inspiring!

  • @ray12a
    @ray12a 2 года назад

    i haven’t met a burrito that wasn’t self harm. also, everything i love did run away into the sunset

  • @amberhernandez
    @amberhernandez Год назад

    If you don't know English, this must be a very funny and relatable video. The charisma hard carries, and it's only when you listen closely to the words that despair begins to claw at your soul.

  • @NerdOracle
    @NerdOracle 4 года назад

    i think this video has deteriorated my mental health. i don't feel very good right now