Funny I don't remember that assassination being in the game... I kind of wish it was I mean I wouldn't mind being crushed between those thick... *Cough* ahh nevermind
@@kninzotagoni3635 in halo you can get jorge's armor but it has improved armor plating around the neck, making sure that thighs don't absolutely obliterate your skull
My anxiety was spiking hard, because AFK players in most games are harmless and a free kill. But Halo's AFK players are absolutely terrifying, you'll walk up trying to get that assassination and they'll just whip around and delete you with a shotgun that you made damn sure they didn't have.
Gotta love how traumatic she makes it!! _"HeHeHe!! Kid, your gonna wish you missed work today!!"_ She sits on the frightened guards shoulder, but first gives him hope! _"NUH.....AAAAAARRRRGGGHHH ....."_ *CRUNCH*
The good ending: he respawns and after the match is over they start a healthy relationship The bad ending: he doesn’t respawn because of a glitch and has to restart his pc The dream ending: it wasn’t real The mythical ending: kratos shows up and destroys everything The weird ending: everyone falls into the back rooms and has to escape The best ending: he respawns and the reds and blues show up, and comedy becomes king
that cute spartan could have escaped by igniting the plasma grenade but I guess he accepted his fate at the Hydraulic Spartan Thighs (ngl I would have chosen that too)
The M134 Minigun is an American 7.62×51mm NATO six-barrel rotary machine gun with a high rate of fire (2,000 to 6,000 rounds per minute).[2] It features a Gatling-style rotating barrel assembly with an external power source, normally an electric motor. The "Mini" in the name is in comparison to larger-caliber designs that use a rotary barrel design, such as General Electric's earlier 20 mm M61 Vulcan, and "gun" for the use of rifle ammunition as opposed to autocannon shells. "Minigun" refers to a specific model of weapon that General Electric originally produced, but the term "minigun" has popularly come to refer to any externally powered rotary gun of rifle caliber. The term is sometimes used loosely to refer to guns of similar rates of fire and configuration, regardless of power source and caliber. The Minigun is used by several branches of the U.S. military. Versions are designated M134 and XM196 by the United States Army, and GAU-2/A and GAU-17/A by the U.S. Air Force and U.S. Navy.
He is in a constant of getting in very horny situations and dying, this man can’t catch a break. This is like a harem but instead he dies by their affection.
I’ll never forgive 343 for removing the fem spartan model in Halo Infinite…
There's a lot more than that to not forgive them for lol
@@johngonzalez2495 you can’t forgive them for the existence of halo infinite, they gave us false hope and expectations
🥰💖😍🤩💖💙🧡💚💕
343: b-but diversity!?!??
Funny I don't remember that assassination being in the game... I kind of wish it was I mean I wouldn't mind being crushed between those thick... *Cough* ahh nevermind
And that is why the grenadier chest piece has a collared variant.
Lmao
wait what ?
@@kninzotagoni3635 in halo you can get jorge's armor but it has improved armor plating around the neck, making sure that thighs don't absolutely obliterate your skull
@@collinsmith7143 Thanks for the info.
@@collinsmith7143 ohhhhhhh ok I get it now XD
To die by thigh is the death of a true warrior
Yeppers
I unintentionally copied your comment lmao, genuinely didnt see it
Poetry by a true man
Considering all the lore about Spartans that we know of.
Those thighs are literally a hydraulic press.
His head would've popped like a watermelon.
But he as well was wearing a helmet, that only delaying the inevitable death from THICC reach thighs
The best way to go out.
@@ThatEffinMonke indubitably my good man.
My anxiety was spiking hard, because AFK players in most games are harmless and a free kill. But Halo's AFK players are absolutely terrifying, you'll walk up trying to get that assassination and they'll just whip around and delete you with a shotgun that you made damn sure they didn't have.
He didn’t die a heroes death.
He died a legends death.
A horrific death, to be quite honest
I agree
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I honestly rather her shoot him instead of the well known; “thicc death.”
Imagine female spartans were this thicc in Infinite. 90% of players would play female
It would also give the “T bagging” a new name and context
“Cheif, mind telling me what your doing in between those Spartans thighs?”
“Sir…. I may have a spartan thigh fetish now..”
Gotta love how traumatic she makes it!!
_"HeHeHe!! Kid, your gonna wish you missed work today!!"_
She sits on the frightened guards shoulder, but first gives him hope!
_"NUH.....AAAAAARRRRGGGHHH ....."_
*CRUNCH*
He never deserved it. His neck was shrunken by 2 sizes.
@@tylerhouston8885 Tyler my friend, my fave job as a soldier was scout hunter and his neck would be the same. No one complained ever XD
@@walkerpilotassassin9404 WDYM???? 💀💀💀
@@walkerpilotassassin9404 ur leaving me mentally traumatized.
@@tylerhouston8885 I Mean that I enjoyed the feeling of a scared scout screaming in my crotch 😂
Female Spartans being able to crush another Spartan's neck with their thighs is absolutely lore accurate and nobody can change my mind
Little did she know he wasn’t afk and that’s exactly what he wanted
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM! IT'S NOT FAIR!!
Yea i hate that girl now
_"Th1cc_Spar74n got kicked. Reason: spawnkill"_
And somewhere far off; in another time or place, a random blue in blood gulch went, "Bow chicka wow wow."
hey chicka bum bum.
The good ending: he respawns and after the match is over they start a healthy relationship
The bad ending: he doesn’t respawn because of a glitch and has to restart his pc
The dream ending: it wasn’t real
The mythical ending: kratos shows up and destroys everything
The weird ending: everyone falls into the back rooms and has to escape
The best ending: he respawns and the reds and blues show up, and comedy becomes king
There’s never a good ending
Good ending your homie gives her the 360° noscope treatment
* respawning *
the man: emm can you doing that ... again? plis
This is why I run EOD with armored collar.
Decapitation is a present threat in the thirsty business.
Me: wow she killed that man with her thighs
Also me: *JUMPS RIGHT IN*
He died as all men dream too
Honestly I would just trigger all the grenades in reach and on me. As my grand dad always says, "Better to go with a BANG than silently and alone."
he had a sid moment. "this is either really good. or really bad."
Its good, definitely good.
After hearing that first giggle:
*I dont like where this is going*
I know.
STOP
-Ehy bro, how did you die?
-I didn't died. I went to Heaven in the best possible way
I went to Heaven and THEN I died
That went from cute to psycopathic real quick.
*he throws the grenades on the floor killing them both* "I'll take u with me!!"
"Today, is a good day to die"
Today is a good day to watch Grif die
It would be a sad day to die.
But an Honorable way no less.
As they say
"To Die By Thigh Is The Way Of The Warrior"
big thicc woman in armor = hard pp
i'm a simple man with simple tastes
You’re a simple man with the correct tastes, my friend.
@@coltoniusix7638 thank you noble man, i will keep on my quest of finding a big tiddy sangheili gf
Agree
"OH no my controller disconnected! I hope there isn't a thiccc thighed spartan around!"
Lol
You know, maybe the Covenant was right about activating the Halo Rings
My bro got command grabbed 💀
"it should have been me, not him! It should have been MEEE!"
that cute spartan could have escaped by igniting the plasma grenade but I guess he accepted his fate at the Hydraulic Spartan Thighs (ngl I would have chosen that too)
She turns to see everyone's stopped shooting each other and getting in line to be next.
Ah yes, nothing like CHOKING OUT A DISABLED AFK SPARTAN
>Gets mounted
"THIS WAS MY PLAN ALL ALONG! NOW CRUSH ME HARDER!"
You are all down bad
There won't be any thighs if we don't stop the banished
HOLY DAMM SHE DID MY BOY DIRTY but at the same time she's cute and scary
Her voice was pretty cute
But damn, she did that man dirty
"And then she was subsequently kicked for teamkilling"
Rules of halo; NEVER AFK!
I can imagine the yelling of the afk player
"GOING AFK IS NOT CONSENT, HELP" as they get thigh crushed
Now it's time for teabagging
I thought this was going to be a wholesome animation...boy was I wrong...
*in Yugi voice* THAT SHOULD BE ME, NOT HIM!
Something about a spartan speaking like a little girl is so cursed
I think that's enough internet for today.
yeah
Yeah
Mmmhmph.
Nice
Well that's a way to go out, being crushed between thighs that can destroy watermelons
I don't think thicc thighs save lives
They can also take lives if your not careful
"Activating Inmolation Procedure"
*Pull the pin of a grenade*
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME! NOT HIM!
IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME
LMAO
ITS NOT FAIR!
And that, my fellow spartans, is how an oddball is made
I find it cute how she just gently puts her legs around him, like shes making sure he doesnt get hurt till he comes back.
Im just here laughing with the thought of her trying to do that to master chief
Don't go afk in online matches, dude. You miss great shows like this one. XD
Don’t threaten me with a good time
NO IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME NOT HIM IT ISN'T FAIR 😡
So you want to die?
@@millenedhean9929 in a good way like that
@@millenedhean9929 yes
Would I want to go out like this? Yes... Yes, I would
*IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME, DAMMIT. NOT HIM!*
*IT’S NOT FAIR!*
I KNOW
@@NobleEvolutionWolfThatOneBean no it is fair
“IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT HIM”
WERIDO
The giggles really add to her character and the experience
Not the worst way to die in my book.
Yeah, this is the best way to die in mine
Wrong, it’s not worth it. He’s literally getting his skull crushed in.
Anyone else getting sexy Halo takedown videos suddenly?
Oddly, yes.
Yep, and I have no idea why. Couldn’t be that I keep watching em.
Yes and i hate it
The thighs of a female spartan are the most deadly weapon known to man kind.
GLORY GLORY WHAT A HELL OF A WAY TO DIEEEE!
Hold a fucking moment, is that Felix's armor?
Yes
0:23 Oh I know the drill when this happens.😏😂
"Worth..... it....."
These executions are gettin out of pocket
*good ending* she puts her legs around you and won’t kill you after the battle is over you go an date
.....spartan fetish aquired
I SQUEALED AND SHOT MY LOAD
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME! NOT HIM!
Poor bastard I bet he just went to grab a glass of water
The M134 Minigun is an American 7.62×51mm NATO six-barrel rotary machine gun with a high rate of fire (2,000 to 6,000 rounds per minute).[2] It features a Gatling-style rotating barrel assembly with an external power source, normally an electric motor. The "Mini" in the name is in comparison to larger-caliber designs that use a rotary barrel design, such as General Electric's earlier 20 mm M61 Vulcan, and "gun" for the use of rifle ammunition as opposed to autocannon shells.
"Minigun" refers to a specific model of weapon that General Electric originally produced, but the term "minigun" has popularly come to refer to any externally powered rotary gun of rifle caliber. The term is sometimes used loosely to refer to guns of similar rates of fire and configuration, regardless of power source and caliber.
The Minigun is used by several branches of the U.S. military. Versions are designated M134 and XM196 by the United States Army, and GAU-2/A and GAU-17/A by the U.S. Air Force and U.S. Navy.
This is why you don’t pause an online game.
NO NO IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME NOT HIM! IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME!!!!
May he rest in peace
A fellow comrade murder by those thicc thighs
half expected her to get sniped immediately after for the heresy.
Who the fu*k air dropped me this
Oh no, I’m AFK in real life. Hope this doesn’t happen to me
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT HIM ME!!!!!!!!!!
then died by her Kid💀💀
It's the way he would have wanted to go...
My friend you just convinced everyone to go afk
The fact she is acting cute makes that so much more terrifying.
This man is lucky he got to experience a woman’s action
No that’s not fair it should have been ME
God dude I wish I was an AFK player 💯
That was a glorious death that all men want
I Fr thought this was gonna be about someone carrying the afk on their shoulders to victory
Me too
I mean I don't wanna get trolled like that if I'm trying to do something real quick while AFK, but I mean, guys here me out.
if I died like this
I’d die internally before actually dying.
NOT FAIR HE GOT THE BEST DEATH POSSIBLE ON EARTH
This is how I wanna go out
...a honorable death....even 116 would agree.
bruh
I mean, the giggle is coming from someone who KNOWS she just did something unspeakable to her usual standard but is 110% sure NOONE will EVER find out
What?
He is in a constant of getting in very horny situations and dying, this man can’t catch a break. This is like a harem but instead he dies by their affection.
Death by snoo snoo.
Death by snoo snoo!
DEATH BY SNOO SNOO!!
Died like a true Spartan
Few men get to die this way
"Thunder Thighs wins, Fatality"
She really had to do my manz dirty like that
She did him dirty bro on god.
This is why 343i refuses to listen to the Halo community
At least let him turn around first so he’s really stuffin his face!
AYOOO