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  • Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025
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    Whats Your Name? Darrius.
    How Old Are You? 23.
    Whens your birthday? 11/04.
    Favorite Color? Blue & Gray.
    How tall are you? 5’8
    Are you mixed? Yes. (Hispanic-Mexican, white & black)
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Комментарии • 198

  • @natalieborba8400
    @natalieborba8400 Год назад +85

    He’s one of the only ppl on RUclips that actually make me laugh fr😂

  • @forevergodly167
    @forevergodly167 Год назад +115

    The thigh part demolished my stomach while laughing 🤣🤣ain't nobody do storytimes better than u

    • @GerveyRobinson
      @GerveyRobinson Год назад +7

      nobody🤣🤣

    • @helloxonsfan
      @helloxonsfan Год назад +9

      Yep! He's very entertaining...!!! He was like a poet when he said...
      _I'm not a saint_
      _& I'm not a sinner._
      _I'm not always a winner._
      _But sometimes bitch,_
      _I might be Kylie Jenner._
      👍🏽 👏🏽 🏆 😂

  • @helloxonsfan
    @helloxonsfan Год назад +64

    Darrius is always entertaining...!!! He's not only a comedian, he's also a poet...
    _I'm not a saint_
    _& I'm not a sinner._
    _I'm not always a winner._
    _But sometimes bitch,_
    _I might be Kylie Jenner._
    👍🏽 👏🏽 🏆 😂

  • @sjculmer1754
    @sjculmer1754 Год назад +54

    “But when that thigh look like a piece of chicken and stir fry” took me tf out 😭😂😂 you a whole ass comedian 💗

  • @terrijones9043
    @terrijones9043 Год назад +104

    You are WAAAAAAAY TO FINE for the weird ish! I’m very proud of you!! Standards and self worth/respect 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️

    • @monicafreeman1765
      @monicafreeman1765 Год назад +6

      STRAIGHT FACTS , I wish there was a ❤️ button for this comment !!!! 💯💯👏👏

    • @joseking5759
      @joseking5759 Год назад +5

      Fr

    • @iawiairl
      @iawiairl Год назад

      righh BEAUTIFUL AHH QUEEN headed ahh mtf.

    • @marumorales4208
      @marumorales4208 Год назад +1

      Too not to

  • @curtisanderson1350
    @curtisanderson1350 Год назад +41

    This story time was very weird. I enjoyed every minute of Darriusofficial stories.🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @julius6233
    @julius6233 Год назад +27

    I just spit all my food everywhere 😂😂! Definitely loved this video!!

  • @Earthsylewind
    @Earthsylewind Год назад +17

    This one was wild. Darrius your skin glowing period

  • @jadanmiller8404
    @jadanmiller8404 Год назад +34

    “As soon as he put the controller down he played with my booty” LMFAO

  • @myasymone7575
    @myasymone7575 Год назад +49

    U are tooo funny😂😂love your story times

  • @Jaysg0tti
    @Jaysg0tti Год назад +13

    I’m SO WEAK😭😭😂😂😂 “cash pig” is so crazyyyyy omgggg

  • @GerveyRobinson
    @GerveyRobinson Год назад +3

    Darrius don't kill me😆😆🤣

  • @finessejayfrmpm
    @finessejayfrmpm Год назад +18

    Yessir my guy Darrius is back with another storytime we neeed more videos like this❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @angelquinterovibe
    @angelquinterovibe Год назад +3

    From beginning to end this video is straight up FACTS. Humor on point, but the facts are hella on point 💯 😂 ❤

  • @briannaduffney1745
    @briannaduffney1745 Год назад +3

    Darrius is absolutely the best and most relateable

  • @darrylroberson2750
    @darrylroberson2750 Год назад +2

    I normally do not watch anything on RUclips but the other night nothing was on TV so I looked through RUclips and I saw your story. After listening to you for a while you became very interesting and a pleasant personality. You have definitely been through some interesting situations in life but you seem to handle everything with ease and a on to the next adventure. Definitely entertaining 😊

    • @darrylroberson2750
      @darrylroberson2750 Год назад

      You are very welcome. You actually have a wonderful outlook on life, the guys you meet should take the time and talk to you , because there seems to a very sweet soul just wanting to be understood.
      Much success to you in the new year 😊🌹

  • @PhoenixtheDon
    @PhoenixtheDon Год назад +4

    I breathe for your content at this point 😭😭❤️

  • @brittanypittman3492
    @brittanypittman3492 Год назад +15

    Darrius back with another story time me❤️❤️missed you and your videos

  • @VII2K23
    @VII2K23 Год назад +6

    Everytime i try to type Darrius it puts Darius lol. You're back! Oh that's nasty I'm all for The freaky kinky but 🤢🤢🤢 but I had a few encounters like that back in the day lol

  • @smalltazz
    @smalltazz Год назад +7

    Darrius I think I’ve watched all yr videos and bruh….. none of them made me laugh as much. Is this one I mean that shit was funny asl😂stay blessed 😇

  • @wrldcurious
    @wrldcurious Год назад +2

    Thanks. I’m glad you could walk away. You are very entertaining and funny. Stay funny. Do stand up.

  • @iamjustinjboyd
    @iamjustinjboyd Год назад +11

    I be looking forward to your story times🔥

  • @darrenmcarter9914
    @darrenmcarter9914 Год назад +1

    Darius, u had me in stitches. U now have a new DAREDEVIL on ur team. By the way, he's my favorite MARVEL HERO. Nice meeting u. Byeeeeee
    .😊

  • @naomibrathwaite1755
    @naomibrathwaite1755 Год назад +11

    I love your storytimes ❤

  • @rickita6657
    @rickita6657 Год назад +2

    Yo I’m weak asf 😂😂😂😂😂 that man said he want you to shit on his face 😂😂😂 why would he play like that 🤣

  • @fosterjacobs6117
    @fosterjacobs6117 Год назад +2

    Your story time was excellent. I liked your video a lot especially when you rhymed, your such a poet, bro.
    Stay safe in your adventures on dating apps and keep making entertaining videos. I was really entertained and humored by your video. Thanks......

  • @kirkxavier777
    @kirkxavier777 Год назад +12

    Had a similar experience. Guy asked to pay me to record, but was tryna use drugs & shit. Was weird.

  • @datgurlterry758
    @datgurlterry758 Год назад +1

    YH im definitely subbing, u funny asf and i love this vibe u give off💯
    the thigh poem got me dead🤣🤣

  • @joshuak1666
    @joshuak1666 Год назад +10

    Darrius and touching people’s thighs 😭😭

  • @shawntayedavis822
    @shawntayedavis822 Год назад +3

    Wow that was crazy you did the right thing

  • @jarkody
    @jarkody Год назад +13

    This was hilarious and the most bizarre video yet lol! I did not know gay mofos were on Tinder either lol. For all of those weird porn categories there are online, there’s people who are into that shit, literally lol. Thanks for sharing 😅.

  • @VontaeYT
    @VontaeYT Год назад

    I seen this already but I had to come watch it again and bro i’m laughing too hard☠️☠️

  • @Typeshii_00
    @Typeshii_00 Год назад +2

    3:44 It's giving "is you lgb cuz your gun pink"

  • @michellenicole1275
    @michellenicole1275 Год назад +1

    “Who plays like that”😂😂😂😂

  • @joshuak1666
    @joshuak1666 Год назад +10

    I feel like we need an update on Noah, what happened between you to after and how are things now

  • @vncentb
    @vncentb Год назад +6

    not cash pig 😭

  • @adayachanelco9125
    @adayachanelco9125 Год назад +1

    He played wit wuhhhh😂😂😂😂😂❤

  • @thenayexperience4402
    @thenayexperience4402 Год назад +1

    Lmao I love your personality so much 😂😂😂you are such a vibe🔥and your super goofy 🤣🤣🤣All of your videos are Bangers 🔥👏🏾

  • @jeffreymartin6369
    @jeffreymartin6369 Год назад +1

    Wow talk about a pretty man! ❤❤❤❤

  • @abdullahmahmood1326
    @abdullahmahmood1326 Год назад +1

    Fu**ing hell love this guy

  • @theprince466
    @theprince466 Год назад +3

    People are weird. I had someone offer me to do that to them as well and I said hell no. What in the ecoli is going on here? People are sick!

  • @michellenicole1275
    @michellenicole1275 Год назад +2

    “Knock yo smell out , I can do that for free”😂😂😂😂

  • @arianka5786
    @arianka5786 Год назад +1

    "I just kissed you" IM HOLLERINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG SCREAMINGGGGGGG OMFG

  • @BQVF
    @BQVF Год назад

    The think pieces in this hella funny

  • @onlyrandy12
    @onlyrandy12 8 месяцев назад

    17:04 “ummmmm dam i left something in my oven i gotta go” 😩😩😩😂😂😂

  • @SocialTPIC
    @SocialTPIC Год назад

    Bro😂😂 I’m sitting here cryinggg

  • @omaridf
    @omaridf Год назад +12

    darrius why do you attract these people 😂😂😂

    • @Mikegrown12
      @Mikegrown12 Год назад +1

      I have the same problem

    • @cecegiles7753
      @cecegiles7753 Год назад

      Because they're men and men love anything with a hole that looks cute to them... believe me😮

  • @ihearttaayyy6457
    @ihearttaayyy6457 Год назад +5

    NAHHHHHH 15:39 KILLED MEEE😂😂😂😂😂

  • @monicafox9981
    @monicafox9981 Год назад +14

    If a man propositions another man for sex, he's not straight. 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @Mikegrown12
      @Mikegrown12 Год назад +1

      Not true

    • @draco4540
      @draco4540 Год назад

      @@Mikegrown12 well, he not exactly straight either.

    • @cecegiles7753
      @cecegiles7753 Год назад

      What if he proposes to a drag queen who looks feminine😮

    • @monicafox9981
      @monicafox9981 Год назад

      @@cecegiles7753 If he proposes to a drag queen, he knows it's a drag queen.

    • @cecegiles7753
      @cecegiles7753 Год назад

      @@monicafox9981 some don't know ma'am until they see The bottom half

  • @vibingwithsyd1783
    @vibingwithsyd1783 Год назад +2

    Missed you darrius ❤🥹

  • @killiandash9914
    @killiandash9914 Год назад

    15:39 I'm traumatize 😢 lmao that took me off guard😂😂😂😂

  • @princ3zzjaz143
    @princ3zzjaz143 Год назад +2

    boyyyyyyyy you shoulda got that moneyyyy 🤣 a cash pig is a blesssssingggg 🫡🤣

  • @lemarioncoleman
    @lemarioncoleman Год назад +1

    He played with my booty I’m dead😂

  • @lawrencemurakaru1591
    @lawrencemurakaru1591 Год назад +8

    Sending love from Kenya.🥰

  • @sethhubbard8080
    @sethhubbard8080 Год назад +1

    “Get sho lick bahk “😂😂😂😂😂

  • @darrienpaul
    @darrienpaul Год назад +1

    It’s the dots for me 😂😂😂

  • @adriellangford4256
    @adriellangford4256 Год назад +1

    That ryme he said in the beginning had weak

  • @Dj-po7ew
    @Dj-po7ew Год назад +2

    I was not expecting that guy to ask you that he is just on r Kelly level 😅

  • @ACEDMom
    @ACEDMom 8 месяцев назад

    I WAS NOT EXPECTING ANY OF THIS

  • @cedricwhitfield
    @cedricwhitfield Год назад

    It's the "I was done! I was done! I said 'bitch how could you do this to me?' slave voice for me 😂😂😂😂

  • @zusibone
    @zusibone Год назад +1

    🤣 Something inside me told me to touch his thigh.

  • @ManuelPerez-ok4fm
    @ManuelPerez-ok4fm Год назад

    You the best this guy is real n funny

  • @zephaniahephrahim
    @zephaniahephrahim Год назад +1

    sweet baby-um… not the 💩… 😅 and that was giving me very much horror-movie vibes…

  • @DageD214
    @DageD214 Год назад

    U are too funny 😂😂 I couldn’t stop laughing

  • @arkseer1516
    @arkseer1516 Год назад +1

    😂 dang I have to follow you now 😂😂

  • @heyipp1618
    @heyipp1618 Год назад +1

    Yes another freaking videoooooo

  • @KeiTubeTV
    @KeiTubeTV Год назад

    So cute...the rhyme was 🤣

  • @jaybeereal7799
    @jaybeereal7799 Год назад

    Love ur vids, wish a Scorpio had a chance to make and keep you happy❤️❤️😘😘

  • @ricardored207
    @ricardored207 Год назад

    Great story‼️🤣🤣

  • @lawrenceharris7369
    @lawrenceharris7369 Год назад

    You're a good man, and funny too.

  • @Ray-fd2bm
    @Ray-fd2bm Год назад +1

    I am in the airport fucking CRYING 🤣

  • @anthonyrocquemore
    @anthonyrocquemore Год назад +1

    😂bro funny asf 😂🤣

  • @pinchez50
    @pinchez50 Год назад +2

    this is hilarious😂😂

  • @shaunlowekey4525
    @shaunlowekey4525 Год назад

    Hey it has been a while since I have seen any of your video, but it is good to see you again. Bro I really didn't expect this to go this way, but I feel you on that I will never ever do that with anyone.

  • @goldn_k
    @goldn_k Год назад +1

    I CANNOT 😭😭

  • @mauricewilliams2381
    @mauricewilliams2381 Год назад

    Great storyteller

  • @aminmohammed4575
    @aminmohammed4575 Год назад +1

    When I saw the cover of your story I thought it was Ice spice

  • @me_care_zero
    @me_care_zero Год назад +2

    Yassss, finally🥰🥰🥰

  • @Just_Wil
    @Just_Wil Год назад

    15:40 I literally spit out all my pop. You should have went into your Biggie voice and said “ so after I shiiiits on the biiiitch”

  • @iiamtee.
    @iiamtee. Год назад +1

    Heyyyy Darius’s ❤️❤️ FIRSTTTT I CLICKED SOOOO FAST

  • @da1kid101
    @da1kid101 Год назад

    That is some shit right there how do ppl even contemplate such a thing....then he had the nerve to be kiss you I would have have rushed home and rinse my mouth and lips until they were dry

  • @dequanbrown2705
    @dequanbrown2705 Год назад

    Hair looking good

  • @osamauhunoma8254
    @osamauhunoma8254 Год назад

    This is intense😂

  • @lifeasjaeidenn
    @lifeasjaeidenn Год назад +2

    Where Is the Talk Wit Noah At????🤐🤐🤐

  • @MrMan-vn7rg
    @MrMan-vn7rg Год назад

    19:02 mhh mhh u def edited out a rant 😭

  • @rayray32206
    @rayray32206 Год назад

    Wow😂😂😂😂 crazy story

  • @jakadennash1189
    @jakadennash1189 Год назад +1

    Hey darrius I love you ❤️

  • @krystalwithak2889
    @krystalwithak2889 Год назад

    Ayee it's darrius 💖

  • @wisslpn
    @wisslpn Год назад +2

    YOU ARE SO FUNNY BRO

  • @ezelldaniels6064
    @ezelldaniels6064 Год назад

    Dead as fuuuuckkkk 😂😂😂

  • @jabryanjones8159
    @jabryanjones8159 Год назад

    Please I love u so much 😂😂😂

  • @christiesplayhouse5806
    @christiesplayhouse5806 Год назад +1

    This just took a whole turn for me like um what 17:27

  • @tristxn5475
    @tristxn5475 Год назад +1

    If it’s a lot I would 😍

  • @solai4619
    @solai4619 Год назад +1

    Okay Darrius, hear me out…. I think you should dye your beard blonde. I HONESTLY THINK YOU WOULD LOOK SO CUTE WITH IT 🤍 love you btw

  • @pluggywuggy999
    @pluggywuggy999 Год назад

    A wise man once said
    I'm not a saint
    & I'm not a sinner.
    I'm not always a winner.
    But sometimes bitch,
    I might be Kylie Jenner. "

  • @kennedymariaxo
    @kennedymariaxo Год назад

    HEYYY DARRIUS ❤

  • @justpriscilla7635
    @justpriscilla7635 Год назад

    Omfggggggg why I had something like this happened to me I’m so fucking dead I’m crying💀💀💀

  • @williedaniel6194
    @williedaniel6194 Год назад +2

    You're good looking

  • @cesarbrown2074
    @cesarbrown2074 Год назад +1

    n what lmfao great video

  • @HAL_NINER_TRIPLE_ZERO
    @HAL_NINER_TRIPLE_ZERO 5 месяцев назад

    Ain't you glad he clued you in while you still had your clothes on?