I always love when Gavin says something absolutely wild like "Playing with Matt is like eating a salad with HIV dressing" because Michael ALWAYS responds with, "I mean I understand what he's saying" no one speaks gavin quite like michael
I live for these Mario Kart Rivalries. Matt vs. Michael Jeremy vs. Alfredo And finally Ryan vs. Dry Bones Also Gavin and Lindsay sounded beautiful singing together.
But you have to remember, Mario Party is based on luck most of the time. It just so happens that the odds are mostly in Michael’s favor. Whereas Mario Kart... there’s a reason why they say it ruins friendships
*" Horray, I made people suffer"* *"He's got a face full of hands"* *"Playing Mario Kart with Matt is like eating a salad with HIV dressing."* *" He's gonna have some cyanide cereal tomorrow morning"* A lot of great quotes this time on MarioKart Mapril.
5:00 Michael: "Soon Alfredo's face is going to be in Jeremy's hands and he'll strangle him." Alfredo: "If he can reach that high." Matt: "Ohh shit!" Jeremy: "Alright, saving every weapon." Which comes first: the fire department or the ambulance?
It's the combo smirk _and_ eyes. The eyes alone would look tired, and the smirk alone would look cocky. Combine them, and you get "ha-cha-cha" levels of smug.
7:20 How does Matt do it? "He sucks off the devil. Every night draws a pentagram and summons the devil and sucks him off." Then the devil goes *You'll never lose Matt*
Looks like each iteration of the game moves further away from racing to a multiplayer party battle/weapons game. Is the time trial still available in version 8?
I love Michael. I think he's fantastic at what he does and never fails to make me laugh. But goddamn if I don't enjoy it every time someone beats him in a Mario game.
I think Matt really enjoys being the villain in this series, but will he be conquered? Well apparently only conquered by the Devil's ween but I don't think the others will defeat this evil. But who knows, maybe next week will be an upset lol
people always say this, but do they actually know how much the editor is paid? Like for all we know the editor/editors get paid 1 million dollars a video. They don't because that is a stupidly large amount and impossible. But still, it's just an example.
matt gets so far ahead that the chaotic items spawn much more often which in turn makes it nearly impossible to catch up with him so basically once matt gets ahead he's already won
So Matt's so good at Mario Kart cuz he's been blowing the devil, huh? Ryan, does your wife know about this side fling that you've been having? EDIT: So... Ryan gave Matt the final win at the end, which serves to only further support my theory...
Shoutout to the editors on this one, love the way they’ve managed to capture all the action as well as cutting to the right screen depending on who’s talking! Particularly amazed by 27:03, that to-the-beat editing for Lindsay and Gavin singing was world class!
25:19 "I just, uh... King Henried that queen." This from the guy who thought India's location was a complete mystery to the British until a hundred years ago. Well played.
This is still one of my favorite videos! You have Matt that wins every race, which I love, and everyone in the back screwing each other over for real first! I love Mapril!
This needs to be weekly, it needs to happen forever. This was so good, Michael's pure frustration is....it's a joy. Matt is the King of Kart. LONG. LIVE. THE. KING!
I love how the editors still switch to the screen of whoever’s talking even in the intermissions when everyone is seeing the same thing. For example: around 25:50, all those rapid switches just between the same screen.
It's nice that everyone has a game they're good at. It can get annoying sometimes but with this I don't mind since it's just Matt and he never gets to "Bragg" about anything hahaha *knee slap* Edit: really like how the blue shell goes across all the screens
Oh my gosh that ending was choking from laughing so hard. Man that much amount of coincidence to get Matt in 1st place and Michael getting SO ANGRY was freaking hysterical. THis whole episode could be made into an animation, HIV Salad, the ending rage, all the choas of everyone getting end game items in like 3rd and 4th being so far behind. Man this episode was great.
Everytime I feel like ending everything theres always a video from you guys to make me feel like pushing through another day. Thank you guys for bringing me positivity and laughs when I feel I cant continue.
That kid would never go to Lindsay. The US court system is screwed up and always favors the mother, but michael makes more money, is more responsible, is smarter, and more caring. Leaving the kid with Lindsay would lead to its death.
ac3ofspades878 How is Michael more responsible? They seem about the same. Lindsay was running AH for a while there. That’s responsibility, and probably got her paid more.
that ending was perfect, watching this just makes me miss rage quit cause Micheal's reactions are just so real and perfect that it just help bring together the shenanigans
After a play like that, Matt is the Mario Kart God! Not even blue shells can stop him! Matt took two and still got 1st place, Michael blew one away but got the wombo combo with the 2nd.
Gotta be real, I love all the AH boys, but Michael is SO much more insufferable about winning too. Like Matt is just sorta chill, playing the game, but Michael learned from his boi Gavin's rare wins and *gloats*
I always love when Gavin says something absolutely wild like "Playing with Matt is like eating a salad with HIV dressing" because Michael ALWAYS responds with, "I mean I understand what he's saying"
no one speaks gavin quite like michael
Scott C I prefer my salad with aids dressing
Except geoff, but he doesnt like to admit it
I live for these Mario Kart Rivalries.
Matt vs. Michael
Jeremy vs. Alfredo
And finally Ryan vs. Dry Bones
Also Gavin and Lindsay sounded beautiful singing together.
“Fuck you Dry Bones” was the best 🤣🤣🤣
Oh my gosh, yes! That unison was beautiful.
AndyLis when is the singing
Rusty T8tertot It starts around 27 minutes.
+Rusty T8tertot
Singing in general is at 27:01 and the unison between the two is at 27:09 . Hope that helps!
Give some LOVE for the editor following the blue shield in each capture.
Alice.Staaar that happened exactly as i read this how cool
That was pretty dope
The blue shield stands for Tank class, right? Or did you mean blue shell? ;p
Lawyer Morty blue shell...
I love the fact the editor followed that blue SHIELD! XD
Rage quit Michael is resurfacing and I love it
The Cuphead Play Pals turned into Rage Quit... it was glorious
I can imagine this as revenge against Michael like how Vespucci Job is revenge against Geoff.
Rage quit Michael was more calm that this
"Playing with Matt is like trying to eat a salad with HIV dressing."
-Gavin Free, 2018
11:18
Micheal is now understanding what playing Mario Party with him must feel like.
Thank you!
He gets so angry with Matt but holy crap did he have the game loving him in Mario Party.
But you have to remember, Mario Party is based on luck most of the time. It just so happens that the odds are mostly in Michael’s favor. Whereas Mario Kart... there’s a reason why they say it ruins friendships
The cuts to show the blue shell travel were great.
*" Horray, I made people suffer"* *"He's got a face full of hands"* *"Playing Mario Kart with Matt is like eating a salad with HIV dressing."* *" He's gonna have some cyanide cereal tomorrow morning"*
A lot of great quotes this time on MarioKart Mapril.
"My cunt bitch wife fucked me up"
MarioKart Mapril aka Matt Bragg's Month of Smugness.
Alex Z.
When Jeremy wins he gets the most smug and don’t say he doesn’t
While it’s not his fault he’s so smug, it really is all in his eyes
Loud Saint eh. But he hardly ever wins. Occasional smugness is fine. Everpresent smugness is just annoying
"Look at his smug."
-Gavin Free
Michael Berger
Idk I just think that the shit Jeremy says all the time is low key disrespectful and smug
5:00
Michael: "Soon Alfredo's face is going to be in Jeremy's hands and he'll strangle him."
Alfredo: "If he can reach that high."
Matt: "Ohh shit!"
Jeremy: "Alright, saving every weapon."
Which comes first: the fire department or the ambulance?
Neither there won't be a body when he's done
Both
Fire department, Jeremy asked them for a ladder for some reason.
"the smugness is in Matt's eyes"
i mean, is she wrong?
Raffy Punzal Nope
i'd say it's more in his smirk
It's the combo smirk _and_ eyes. The eyes alone would look tired, and the smirk alone would look cocky. Combine them, and you get "ha-cha-cha" levels of smug.
14:34
Micheal: Matt burn in Hell!
Matt: The Dark Lord won't take me.
We all know why
7:20
How does Matt do it?
"He sucks off the devil. Every night draws a pentagram and summons the devil and sucks him off."
Then the devil goes *You'll never lose Matt*
“Thanks Satan!”
I just love this bitter rivalry between Matt and everyone.
And I love the bitter rivalry that is Ryan vs Dry Bones.
18:05 that's the sound of true love
Mario Kart, destroying more and more friendships with each installment XD
Achillez and 1 marriage
It’s no dokapon kingdom though
Looks like each iteration of the game moves further away from racing to a multiplayer party battle/weapons game. Is the time trial still available in version 8?
RYAN MAKING NOT LAST PLACE IS MY FAV POINT OF THIS VIDEO
I was actually hyped when he manage to get 3rd with all those fireballs on his tail.
It's so cool to cheer him on and watch him get better and better with each video
XOTheRedPandaOX INDEED! RYAN DOES NOT DESERVE LAST! HE CAN DO IT!
I love Michael. I think he's fantastic at what he does and never fails to make me laugh.
But goddamn if I don't enjoy it every time someone beats him in a Mario game.
Tom pendlebury amen
So does anyone else root for Ryan in these Mario games (Mario Party and/or Kart)?
I do. I also hope he keeps beating that bastard Dry Bones. XD
I root for ryan in all their content
i love how ryan secured Matt's victory in the final race by blue shelling michael right at the end
That's a constant with Ryan. If he's not winning, he'll do whatever it takes to soil the victory for everyone ahead of him (like in minigolf)
Always root for Ryan except that one time he threw a blue shell that really didn't need to happen.
I wish for a relationship so good that we curse each other out and not feel bad by it.
armgidion “and then my cunt bitch wife fucked me up” true love ♡ 18:04
It's called Mario kart
*casually threatens to poison cereal*
@@shocko9017 genesis 18:04 xD
My gf and I do that all the time and we do it in front of our family, seeing their weird looks is the funniest thing ever.
I think Matt really enjoys being the villain in this series, but will he be conquered? Well apparently only conquered by the Devil's ween but I don't think the others will defeat this evil. But who knows, maybe next week will be an upset lol
I love how this brings the Rage back in Michael
the editor for this deserves a raise
people always say this, but do they actually know how much the editor is paid? Like for all we know the editor/editors get paid 1 million dollars a video. They don't because that is a stupidly large amount and impossible. But still, it's just an example.
matt gets so far ahead that the chaotic items spawn much more often which in turn makes it nearly impossible to catch up with him
so basically once matt gets ahead he's already won
So Matt's so good at Mario Kart cuz he's been blowing the devil, huh?
Ryan, does your wife know about this side fling that you've been having?
EDIT: So... Ryan gave Matt the final win at the end, which serves to only further support my theory...
Brandon Galvan Ryan's a playa. Got Meg under one arm and the devil under the other 😂
Daniel Strietz no he's saying that Ryan is the devil
"Thank you Lord Haywood"
*raises torch*
He can be anything he wants, I still pull his strings.
Well this didn't age well 🤣😂🤣😂
Love the touch of following the Blue Shell through everyone's screens
Shoutout to the editors on this one, love the way they’ve managed to capture all the action as well as cutting to the right screen depending on who’s talking! Particularly amazed by 27:03, that to-the-beat editing for Lindsay and Gavin singing was world class!
25:19 "I just, uh... King Henried that queen." This from the guy who thought India's location was a complete mystery to the British until a hundred years ago. Well played.
28:28 - Best - Timestamp - Ever.
Savage Gavin-nose-burn jokes never get old.
Brandon Galvan It’s getting old
I mean I surprised no AH member has made jokes of Michael’s Baby face
@The Garchomp Tamer According to Off-Topic, the world does that to him plenty.
It gets old when Geoff does it because he always milks it way too long
6:24 is where the animation starts guys :)
Thank you from the future!
I cracked the code. Mapril doesn't stand for Mario April. It's Matt April. IT'S MATT APRIL!!!
TheAmazingH gonna be honest, I thought it was either March-April or April-May
I was thinking the same thing the way things have been going in these videos.
I was just hoping they'd do this from April through all of May.
Actually they said in the first video they were supposed to wait until May for this series but started early
Michael Wall oh oops
Michael’s rage in these are the best! 😂
Matt could give everyone a 15 second head start and still win... He can't be stopped😂
He'd do that get Lightning and a bullet and then just end up in first place with a horn anyway.
Daniel Lee More like, everyone clears the way so there's nothing to stop him,in the first place
I'm the Matt of my friend group lol. I'd honestly love to play with him- it'd be fun facing off against someone on my skill level for once.
Some Guy careful overconfidence precipitates a dizzying fall.
He could give them a hour head start and he would lap everyone because they are too focused on killing each other
Let it be Boo's day!
I look forward to everyone trying to keep Matt from winning.
Then you will love next week's episode
Mapril is still my favourite month
Super Smash Smay?
Gavin is like “I’d never call you just a cow. I’d call you something worse!”
The editing on the singing/yelling moments in this video is the best
The alliances and betrayals... it’s “Game of Karts” here.
In this game of karts, you win or you spin out
17:07 "you gots to go"
my love for matt tripled at that moment.
Nice cuts between the blue shells.
They should do a race with "Ryans always first" would say that would be mayhem in Mario Kart
When Gavin has an American flag next to his name, the transformation is complete :'(
Andrew Jones it's just your home location and he lives in Texas. :p
I'd argue once he can legally stay here without being kicked out of the country once a year is when the transformation is complete.
The transformation is complete when you start pronouncing the "H" in head unintentionally
Lindsay throwing shade is easily the best part of these videos.
This is still one of my favorite videos! You have Matt that wins every race, which I love, and everyone in the back screwing each other over for real first! I love Mapril!
This is the greatest Mario Kart let's play so far.
14:54 "I need cream!" Don't know why but that cracked me up.
I feel like Jeremy's outbursts towards Alfredo are on the verge of becoming a hate crime.
Brandon Galvan lmao
Well, he is from Boston so it shouldn't be too surprising
Naploleonic anger
22:15 "Damn, Mario Kart is savage." ~ Alfredo
Made me laugh so hard lol
Matt's been blowing the devil? Since when did he and Ryan hook up?
This needs to be weekly, it needs to happen forever. This was so good, Michael's pure frustration is....it's a joy. Matt is the King of Kart. LONG. LIVE. THE. KING!
Everyone's playing Mario Kart together
Apart from Ryan, whose just there and every so often we get a snippet of his internal thoughts
I love how the editors still switch to the screen of whoever’s talking even in the intermissions when everyone is seeing the same thing. For example: around 25:50, all those rapid switches just between the same screen.
It's nice that everyone has a game they're good at. It can get annoying sometimes but with this I don't mind since it's just Matt and he never gets to "Bragg" about anything hahaha *knee slap*
Edit: really like how the blue shell goes across all the screens
Oh my gosh that ending was choking from laughing so hard. Man that much amount of coincidence to get Matt in 1st place and Michael getting SO ANGRY was freaking hysterical. THis whole episode could be made into an animation, HIV Salad, the ending rage, all the choas of everyone getting end game items in like 3rd and 4th being so far behind. Man this episode was great.
Ryan with the save for Matt's victory in that last race, just so he could be Dry Bones
I’m crying real tears here. That was the perfect victory on that last lap.
Can this go into next month? And the one after?
not sure there are enough tracks. unless they did repeats or battle mode.
Everytime I feel like ending everything theres always a video from you guys to make me feel like pushing through another day. Thank you guys for bringing me positivity and laughs when I feel I cant continue.
'Yay I made people suffer' is an amazing line
“Damn, Mario Kart is savage!” - in one sentence, Alfredo summarised every Mario Kart video
IT'S YA DAY BOO!
Is it his day? Watch to find out!
Spoiler Alert: It's always Boo's day in his heart!
I would buy a book called, "A Face Full of Hands- the Jeremy Dooley Story".
"Hurray! I made people suffer!" -Ryan Haywood 2018
People kept asking for rage quit to come back. Turns out they just have to make Michael play Mario Kart with Matt.
Some A+ editing of the blue shell zooming past everyone during the video!
Holy shit I've never seen a bullet bill in 4th place before how fuckin far ahead was Matt
still waiting for the day ryan wins a race it will be spectacular when it does
Hooray i make people suffer.
- ryan 2018
And 2020 apparently
It's looking increasingly likely that next week's episode of Mario Kart Mapril will feature the brutal murdering of Matt.
28:27 "Local man ruins everything."
Ryan is the Zoidberg of Mario Party 10:39
"I'm going for a scuttle." :P
Best comeback from Matt
22:05
If Bowser was here, he'd congratulate his son on his performance right now. Sorry Boo. :)
Gavin would, but he currently lacks vocal cords and/or lips, so it's just a knowing wink more than anything.
I love the way the camera angles followed the blue shell from everyone's perspective in the second race.
Awesome work editors!
C'est La Vie was Ireland's greatest cultural triumph of the 20th century.
It's a song by an Irish band called B*witched that Gavin and Lindsay are singing
This one seemed a hell of a lot more chaotic than usual. As the end of Mapril dawns the frenzy increases
Ryan screwing Michael at the end was a tear-jerker; he got his revenge on half the betting buddies though
This is pretty much Mario Kart with any group of friends
I love it lol
11:18 “Playing with Matt is like trying to eat a salad with HIV dressing.”
Thought provoking statements with Gavin Free.
I'd rather not lol
This is so far the best episode, it is so enjoyable to see them so angry and rant at each other
"He cannot be stopped! He's a prick!"
That blue shell POV edit at 6:57 - 7:05 was so satisfying to watch
years from now, Michale and Lindsays daughter will ask why her father isn't around any more. this video is the answer
That kid would never go to Lindsay. The US court system is screwed up and always favors the mother, but michael makes more money, is more responsible, is smarter, and more caring. Leaving the kid with Lindsay would lead to its death.
ac3ofspades878 They’re joking about Lindsay killing him, not divorcing him
I think the implication might have been more that Lindsay is going to kill him
The actual implication is Lindsay drives him to suicide.
Which to be fair would also happen if it was Gavin.
ac3ofspades878 How is Michael more responsible? They seem about the same. Lindsay was running AH for a while there. That’s responsibility, and probably got her paid more.
LMAO!!! Matt tapping that ass at 12:44 at everyone behind him!!! 🤣🤣🤣
25:19 Matt, that was fucking funny dude
The way the screens cut to track the blue shell at around 6:27 is godly editing
This is always some five star chaos
that ending was perfect, watching this just makes me miss rage quit cause Micheal's reactions are just so real and perfect that it just help bring together the shenanigans
10:10 - 10:47 Imagine the editor at that span of time XD
The audio on this video is amazing! Thumbs up to the editing on this one!
Also, the Jeremy/Alfredo metagame is amazing.
"Matt Has an 'Accident' " May.
After a play like that, Matt is the Mario Kart God! Not even blue shells can stop him! Matt took two and still got 1st place, Michael blew one away but got the wombo combo with the 2nd.
I don't think Matt's going to be in the next episode; I mean, they probably beat him half to death right after this recording
Matt beats himself every night, doubt they have can do any harm.
Can they please continue this series! God I love watching, and everyone has their thing to contribute with. Keep up the amazing work guys
Micheal gets so angry about Matt winning Mario Kart all the time but is fine winning Mario Party all the time.
Gotta be real, I love all the AH boys, but Michael is SO much more insufferable about winning too. Like Matt is just sorta chill, playing the game, but Michael learned from his boi Gavin's rare wins and *gloats*
The cuts to each screen to follow the blue shell are so satisfying and great
Wow, Lindsay genuinely goes full wildcard mentalityfor a minute or two
"Hooray, I made people suffer!"
Yep, that's Ryan alright.