Alright, so the Final Results for Mario Kart Mapril are: In 1st Place: Matt with 421 Points, 7 First Place finishes and 1 Third Place finish. 2nd Place: Micheal with 322 Points, 3 Second Place finishes and 4 Third Place finishes. 3rd Place: Gavin with 294 Points, 1 First Place finish, 1 Second Place finish and 2 Third Place finishes. In 4th Place is surprisingly: Lindsay with 249 Points but No Top 3 finishes . In 5th Place: Jeremey with 242 Points and 1 Third Place finish. 6th Place: Alfredo with 228 Points, 3 Second Place finishes and 1 Third Place finish. He also Missed 2 GPs during the month, so it is certainly possible he could have made it up to Lindsay's spot if it had not been for that absence. In 7th Place is: Trevor with 208 Points and 1 Third Place finish. Bringing up the rear in 8th Place: Ryan with 197 Points and No Top 3 finishes. And lastly: Andy with 127 Points, 1 Second Place finish and he Missed 4 GPs. With his potential score, he could have been up w/ Lindsay as well. No for some bonus stats you may be curious about: So Alfredo's Switch was used by both Alfredo and Andy, and by combining their scores from the appropriate weeks, them combined actually got 306 Points on it, putting that device in actual 3rd Place over Gavin. However, if you merge all of the CPU's point totals of 52+52+130+102=336 Points, they actually get more points than Michael despite one of their good CPU's not being in 2 GP's. But, even if you take all the CPU's scores individually, the one who got the least amount of points in Mapril is: Larry's Switch w/ a pitiful count of only 18, through all of it's disconnects. If fact, by replacing the scores that Andy got in Week 1 w/ what scores the game gave him from all of the disconnects, Andy's reduced score comes out to 96, even lower than the medium CPU's total scores. But he did miss half of all the total races, so it's understandable. Now Matt's ridiculous score of 421 is pretty stupid compared to everyone else, but it is still not perfect. We can actually calculate Matt's efficiency in all of Mapril by dividing his actual score by his potential score of 480. By doing so, we can find that Matt had a score efficiency of about 87.7083% of the maximum total score he could have gotten. Considering how most Mario Kart games go, this amount of efficiency is pretty stupid. Also, Michael ALMOST went the entirety of Mapril only placing in the top 3 but not in 1st place, only missing this milestone during week 3 during the first GP. So close! I honestly blame Matt for hogging all of the first place spots for 4 whole weeks. Well, I spent too much time on this, but if you're still here, you spent too much time reading this. So I guess, we both wasted our time. Huh...
Gee, that's some very interesting information Awesomeman. Sure seems by your calculations Matt, in addition to his great skill at Mario Kart, had luck on his side during Mario Kart May. Great job on your research and calculations. Keep it up!
All of this work should mean nothing but I love it. Please do this on all of achievement hunters running series. Please stat man, your our only hope......well, my only hope at least.
I don't what it was... but the edit to Ryan in the final race going 'alright' whlist everyone else is racing and freaking out made me laugh uncontrollably...
Caterpillars essentially completely dissolve in the chrysalis and reform into butterflies from the goop. What's even crazier is that even though caterpillars basically "die" during metamorphosis, they still retain larval memories into their adult butterfly stage. Nature is fucking wild, man.
The fact that Matt won almost everything despite Michael and Gavin basically being "Betting Buddies v2" since the start just makes me respect Matt more xD Also I fucking love that Jeremy was "on Matt's side" xD
Matthew Keyn I usually don't like the betting buddy alliance but I was fine with this. Mario kart has enough chaos built in that you can't remove it like you can in GTA. And after 3 videos of Matt winning every time, a dethroning was in order
+Anthony Oh they will. Everybody will play it in that month. I can't wait. I personally have not played a Smash since Wii which is about 11 years ago. I'm starving for Smash!! When they inevitably release videos of them playing it, I'll play it while listening to the video. Hopefully Matt will play too. It is refreshing to see someone who can play games.
Lol... If Alfredo actually won that rhyme might have been worth a damn. Also - Matt is only overrated because Michael makes him so XD Even before this all started everyone knew that Matt was the best player because Michael always said so whenever Mario Kart came up in a conversation :P
Caterpillars completely turn into to goo when they're in the caccoon, best part is they are still fully functioning and have the ability to retain memories (such as stress receptors). Moral of this story, if butterflies can be goo for a period of their lifetime and still pull themselves together, we can too ✊😂
moviemaker2011z Not really. Michael tried to insinuate but never really tried to make Matt lose outside of him gaining a position. Gavin and Alfredo were the two only real contenders to Matt and therefore couldn't really "team up" on Matt considering they have to try as hard as possible. Jeremy seemed to be more on Matt's side than against him. Ryan and Trevor didn't even seem to care. And Lindsay was just competing not worried about anybody else in front of her
I dont know if they ever did look it up but when a caterpillar is in its cocoon, it basically liquefies into insect jelly and entirely reforms into the adult stage.
What an amazing end to an amazing race. It was like the best climatic ending ever. Good on you Matt for being an excellent antagonist to this narrative despite never intending it! Thanks AH!
Okay, random knowledge that helps the intro discussion: caterpillars actually liquefy themselves inside the cocoon, and reform into the butterfly. So, the twenty or so legs just form into mush, then back into the six legs of the butterfly. Also, this is why you don't crack open a cocoon. It's disgusting.
Race 1: "Oh hey, Fredo won instead of Matt. That's cool." Race 2: "Okay, so Fredo has the lead. Let's not get hopeful now." Race 3: "I want Fredo to win, but at the same time, I don't want to jinx it." Race 4: "And this is why hope is a bad thing."
Matt has a small advantage considering he uses a sport bike with slim tires, he can turn the sharpest turns ever with that thing. And he has the skill in this game to deal with the low speed and different levels of handlability
Caterpillars, like all insects, actually only have six legs. The little nubs in the back are actually more like sucker cups attached to the caterpillar's butt, allowing it to cling to leaves and stuff.
I like when Jeremy goes from Lil J to Rimmy Tim and I like when Michaels rage runs with gavins innocence to form Nice Dynamite. Dusk Boys seemed to reach sunrise and Ryan is Mad King/Scuentist in Minecraft. Hes also Bippy in golf it. All in all my favorite people are Gav Slitty and Mogar.
YEEEEEESSS!!! MATT HAS BEEN DETHRONED! And it only took everybody teaming up against him and betraying the whole entire point of Mario Kart Mapril to do different maps to pull it off.
Brandon Galvan well if you had been getting your ass kicked by the same person for at least 2 hours straight you would want to pull out all the stops for the last race
I love how sometimes, there would be a long stretch of time where Ryan would say nothing, then the camera would cut to him and he'd say "Alright" and then the camera would cut away like "Yes, the quota has been been fulfilled. On to bigger and brighter things." :D
Cutting to their miis while the person talks is a nice touch editors. It’s almost like you’re getting better at editing these Mario cart episodes the more you do them
One could say that this was similar to Gavin’s first win in Worms. The deck was stacked in his favor for that game and in the last cup here it was stacked against Matt. Just more an observation then a full on criticism mind you.
The fact that they shot all 4 parts in 1 day makes this better because they just slowly descended into madness
Sofiayayayey - Then the pure ecstasy was even better
they did? that makes it even better.
The Fuel let's plays, UNO: The Movie, and 50 turn mario party were all good. Though after the first fuel and first 50 turn they adapted to it a bit.
So true
27:26 Transition to Ryan just gently riding over the flowers amid all the chaos
MikeyMunches that edit was amazingly timed
*alright*
Alright-ryan
What sweetens it is that Ryan copped 4th place
Ryan playing as Boo is the purest thing ever
Amongst all the chaos on the last race, there was the cutaway of Ryan cutting over the grass and going "Alright". Highlight of the video for me
One Golden Duck just gently coasting through the flowers during the chaos
For anyone one wondering the overall points were
Matt-421
Micheal-323
Gavin-294
Lindsay-249
Jeremy-242
Alfredo-227
Trevor-208
Ryan-197
Andy-96
Well, we all knew Matt won, but it was nice to know who came second, so thanks for that.
That near 100 point lead :0
Wow, Andy's the worst. What's wrong with him?
Andy wasn't in them all
So what you're saying is that Matt barely won
I like that Ryan's dialogue for most of the races was a very flat "Alright."
"Alright" -Ryan
Nieko The Kid
“Fuck” - Michael
Nieko The Kid I want an “Alright” shirt.
Nieko The Kid Ryan the “Alright” guy
"BOY" - Kratos
Best one was in the last race everything going to shit and then just a small cut to Ryan in the grass "alright"
Michael: “No one touch sweet Alfredo”
Jeremy 2 minutes later: [see’s Alfredo pass him] RIMMY SMASH!!!
He doomed the Saucy Boy to second place!
JayHayz time stamp mm
11:30 and 14:10
Alright, so the Final Results for Mario Kart Mapril are:
In 1st Place: Matt with 421 Points, 7 First Place finishes and 1 Third Place finish.
2nd Place: Micheal with 322 Points, 3 Second Place finishes and 4 Third Place finishes.
3rd Place: Gavin with 294 Points, 1 First Place finish, 1 Second Place finish and 2 Third Place finishes.
In 4th Place is surprisingly: Lindsay with 249 Points but No Top 3 finishes .
In 5th Place: Jeremey with 242 Points and 1 Third Place finish.
6th Place: Alfredo with 228 Points, 3 Second Place finishes and 1 Third Place finish. He also Missed 2 GPs during the month, so it is certainly possible he could have made it up to Lindsay's spot if it had not been for that absence.
In 7th Place is: Trevor with 208 Points and 1 Third Place finish.
Bringing up the rear in 8th Place: Ryan with 197 Points and No Top 3 finishes.
And lastly: Andy with 127 Points, 1 Second Place finish and he Missed 4 GPs. With his potential score, he could have been up w/ Lindsay as well.
No for some bonus stats you may be curious about:
So Alfredo's Switch was used by both Alfredo and Andy, and by combining their scores from the appropriate weeks, them combined actually got 306 Points on it, putting that device in actual 3rd Place over Gavin.
However, if you merge all of the CPU's point totals of 52+52+130+102=336 Points, they actually get more points than Michael despite one of their good CPU's not being in 2 GP's.
But, even if you take all the CPU's scores individually, the one who got the least amount of points in Mapril is: Larry's Switch w/ a pitiful count of only 18, through all of it's disconnects.
If fact, by replacing the scores that Andy got in Week 1 w/ what scores the game gave him from all of the disconnects, Andy's reduced score comes out to 96, even lower than the medium CPU's total scores. But he did miss half of all the total races, so it's understandable.
Now Matt's ridiculous score of 421 is pretty stupid compared to everyone else, but it is still not perfect. We can actually calculate Matt's efficiency in all of Mapril by dividing his actual score by his potential score of 480. By doing so, we can find that Matt had a score efficiency of about 87.7083% of the maximum total score he could have gotten. Considering how most Mario Kart games go, this amount of efficiency is pretty stupid.
Also, Michael ALMOST went the entirety of Mapril only placing in the top 3 but not in 1st place, only missing this milestone during week 3 during the first GP. So close! I honestly blame Matt for hogging all of the first place spots for 4 whole weeks.
Well, I spent too much time on this, but if you're still here, you spent too much time reading this. So I guess, we both wasted our time. Huh...
Gee, that's some very interesting information Awesomeman. Sure seems by your calculations Matt, in addition to his great skill at Mario Kart, had luck on his side during Mario Kart May. Great job on your research and calculations. Keep it up!
awesome work
All of this work should mean nothing but I love it. Please do this on all of achievement hunters running series. Please stat man, your our only hope......well, my only hope at least.
Lindsay’s score isn’t surprising. She’s pretty good at this game. I almost expected her score to be higher.
You forgot Ryan .-. Thanks for the awesome stats though!
Cutting to the person's Nintendo Mi when they talk was a neat edit
Sidd 065 agreed
Ryan: let it go it's been dead all day
Lindsay: it's been dead for three days
Ryan: see all day
I love Ryan
Ryan Logic!
Yes! Ryan beat all the AIs, that's a win for me.
I don't what it was... but the edit to Ryan in the final race going 'alright' whlist everyone else is racing and freaking out made me laugh uncontrollably...
What a spectacular way to end Mario Kart Mapril
Michael: "No one touch sweet Alfredo."
Jeremy: "NOOOOOO!"
Caterpillars essentially completely dissolve in the chrysalis and reform into butterflies from the goop. What's even crazier is that even though caterpillars basically "die" during metamorphosis, they still retain larval memories into their adult butterfly stage. Nature is fucking wild, man.
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Welcome back to Mario kart saltpril
Mario Salt Mapril* (FTFY)
11:13 Matt: "taking this coin for the river Styx" lmaooo
Seriously underrated moment
i blame that 7th loss solely on Jeremy for hitting Alfredo with that red shell >.
KittyKatatonic honestly same Michael even told everyone not to hit Alfredo.
The fact that Matt won almost everything despite Michael and Gavin basically being "Betting Buddies v2" since the start just makes me respect Matt more xD
Also I fucking love that Jeremy was "on Matt's side" xD
Matthew Keyn I usually don't like the betting buddy alliance but I was fine with this. Mario kart has enough chaos built in that you can't remove it like you can in GTA. And after 3 videos of Matt winning every time, a dethroning was in order
24:20 "Let nature take its course!!" So interesting to hear that in Gavin's accent haha
Baby Park. Our true Lord and Saviour.
In no other course can first place lap second and still be in danger of finishing 12th.
"Baby with you."
"And also with you."
It's my favorite map. A true fuckfest
The music just solidifies the chaos, the best track.
Baby, baby, ooo - HURGHbleckptooo. Sorry, threw up a little in my mouth.
I like how Matt tries to be humble and dismissive of always winning, and the others just won't have it.
They should do a Super Smash September
Anthony oh hell yeah
There's only one problem with that: we would have to wait until September.
+Anthony Oh they will. Everybody will play it in that month. I can't wait. I personally have not played a Smash since Wii which is about 11 years ago. I'm starving for Smash!! When they inevitably release videos of them playing it, I'll play it while listening to the video. Hopefully Matt will play too. It is refreshing to see someone who can play games.
Super smash smay
I'm disappointed no one's gone either super smash mayle or Super Smashtember
It took 7 players all working together to take Matt down to 3rd one time.
Yeah, I'd say Matt still won.
Ryan’s persistence of still playing mario kart inspires me
Matt in Mario kart is like Michael in Mario Party xD
John C Meza not quite at least in mario party Micheal lost some games not literally only lost the final one
David K Matt in Mario Kart is like Tom in Mario Kart
Gavin outdated
Matt overrated
Long have we waited,
ALFREDO ACTIVATED
W R O N G
Ron The Bird Has Twitch chat gone too far?
Lol... If Alfredo actually won that rhyme might have been worth a damn.
Also - Matt is only overrated because Michael makes him so XD Even before this all started everyone knew that Matt was the best player because Michael always said so whenever Mario Kart came up in a conversation :P
That twitch chat spam lmfao
Wow....
Did anyone else see Jeremy's Mii, and his Mii alone, "Naruto-run" at 15:24?
No one touch sweet Alfredo
Kholdstare77 Jeremy hits him with a red shell
Hey Matt: caterpillars have six true legs in their front and a bunch of pseudo-legs that support the rest of their body.
NEVER CLICKED SO FAST I LOVE MAPRIL
SO SAD ITS O V E R
I love this whole little series, but I especially love the little editor quirks like the beginning where they switched to focus on the speaker’s mii
i was just about to say the same thing... its subtle but greatly appreciated :D
Every time I lost track of Matt, is was like
“Where is he?”
Then I realized
“Where do you think?”
You guys keep acting like it would have been better without matt but we knew Michael would have won anyway and we wouldn't have had his sweet rage.
Except when Gavin or Alfredo would suddenly beat him with luck and comradely.
Caterpillars completely turn into to goo when they're in the caccoon, best part is they are still fully functioning and have the ability to retain memories (such as stress receptors). Moral of this story, if butterflies can be goo for a period of their lifetime and still pull themselves together, we can too ✊😂
Jessica Houghton There are a lot of tank crews that would beg to disagree, lmao
Wow, baby park has finally defeated Matt
As I believe ChilledChaos once stated, "There's no skill involved in Baby Park- because Tom never wins here."
Truer words were never spoken.
moviemaker2011z Not really. Michael tried to insinuate but never really tried to make Matt lose outside of him gaining a position. Gavin and Alfredo were the two only real contenders to Matt and therefore couldn't really "team up" on Matt considering they have to try as hard as possible. Jeremy seemed to be more on Matt's side than against him. Ryan and Trevor didn't even seem to care. And Lindsay was just competing not worried about anybody else in front of her
Matt bringing up his stats against Michael is the perfect ending to this saltmine
I dont know if they ever did look it up but when a caterpillar is in its cocoon, it basically liquefies into insect jelly and entirely reforms into the adult stage.
Jeremy finally coming out as the double agent. Pretending to hate matt, but secretly helping him win.
TEAM NICE DYNAMITE TAKES IT
Tucker Jenkins All it took was cheating and reusing a map that is pure luck.
ac3ofspades878 shut up, Matt.
Let me respond in a very Michael manner:
Don't SPOIL IT you spoiling FUCK.
Tucker Jenkins yea but they’re still terrible, Matt won 7/8 Grand Prix he curbstomped them hard
What an amazing end to an amazing race. It was like the best climatic ending ever. Good on you Matt for being an excellent antagonist to this narrative despite never intending it! Thanks AH!
Absolutely love the camera changes during the discussion at the start of the game. That was awesome.
We need Super Smash Bros so I can see Ryan get destroyed in another game.
Lindsay - "Are Butterflies Amputees?"
I Fucking love lindsay's train of thought.
Love that intro; Ryan and Lindsay arguing about a dead cat 😂
One thing i loved about Mapril was just watching Ryan slowly meander his way through every race
What an Ending! Matt has finally been dethroned!
That description tho, the vendetta is real.
I love how on no team they cheated to beat matt, twice in a row and it only worked once.
the butterfly debacle will never fail to make me smile. its so dumb 😭
"Are butterflies amputees" Oh no, its worse. Caterpillars basically liquidate most of their own bodies and that gets rebuilt into a butterfly.
“No one touch sweet Alfredo”
Jeremy-“NOOO”
I absolutely love how Ryan is just like I was here to while every one else was just fighting it out lmao
10:50 THAT WAS THE KEY NOW WE SWITCHING BACK
Matt can deny it all he likes, but his avatar's eyes are incredibly smug.
Just utter chaos on the track. Cut to Ryan slowly going around a corner.
"Alright."
Okay, random knowledge that helps the intro discussion: caterpillars actually liquefy themselves inside the cocoon, and reform into the butterfly. So, the twenty or so legs just form into mush, then back into the six legs of the butterfly. Also, this is why you don't crack open a cocoon. It's disgusting.
In all the chaos a random jump to Ryan's screen just for a lone "alright" as he drives through the grass
8:13 Alfredo with the steal of the Century.
Welcome back to Mattio Matt Mattpril, starring all your favorite AchieveMatt Hunters, such as Matt, Matt Jones, Mattin Free, and Matfredo Diaz.
Race 1: "Oh hey, Fredo won instead of Matt. That's cool."
Race 2: "Okay, so Fredo has the lead. Let's not get hopeful now."
Race 3: "I want Fredo to win, but at the same time, I don't want to jinx it."
Race 4: "And this is why hope is a bad thing."
I could listen to Lindsay, Matt, Gavin, and Ryan talk about nonsense like butterflies for hours
I love how Matt gets his vengeance in Mario Kart, because everyone kicks the shit out of him all the time.
I'm so proud of my boys, Michael and Gavin
Matt has a small advantage considering he uses a sport bike with slim tires, he can turn the sharpest turns ever with that thing. And he has the skill in this game to deal with the low speed and different levels of handlability
Can we take a moment to appreciate how adorable boo is at 3:33
Caterpillars, like all insects, actually only have six legs. The little nubs in the back are actually more like sucker cups attached to the caterpillar's butt, allowing it to cling to leaves and stuff.
I love the editing to show the mii of whose talking
Everything ryan says; "yep, alright, ok"
He sounds like he's slowly giving up on life.
Complements to the expert editor that's splicing together all that footage! Great work!
Broken Michael is one of my new favorite things.
I like when Jeremy goes from Lil J to Rimmy Tim and I like when Michaels rage runs with gavins innocence to form Nice Dynamite. Dusk Boys seemed to reach sunrise and Ryan is Mad King/Scuentist in Minecraft. Hes also Bippy in golf it. All in all my favorite people are Gav Slitty and Mogar.
The power of Team Nice Dynamite was all it took to beat the evil "Sucking the Devil" AXIALMATT!!
I have to give props to the editor for this. Really nice job.
my favourite parts in these is when they cut to ryan and he gets sprunk and just says 'Aight' :D
YEEEEEESSS!!! MATT HAS BEEN DETHRONED!
And it only took everybody teaming up against him and betraying the whole entire point of Mario Kart Mapril to do different maps to pull it off.
Brandon Galvan well if you had been getting your ass kicked by the same person for at least 2 hours straight you would want to pull out all the stops for the last race
Brandon Galvan Mario party?
Llamaz ... Shit...
I love how sometimes, there would be a long stretch of time where Ryan would say nothing, then the camera would cut to him and he'd say "Alright" and then the camera would cut away like "Yes, the quota has been been fulfilled. On to bigger and brighter things." :D
Never have I been so happy to watch Matt lose.
Cutting to their miis while the person talks is a nice touch editors. It’s almost like you’re getting better at editing these Mario cart episodes the more you do them
Michael. This is how it feels when someone actually beats you at mario party.
Best ending to Mapril I could've asked for
Gavin's nickname for Matt is very fitting.
Watching Lindsay play this games makes me feel better about myself :)
Alex Bond But she's not even doing bad
One could say that this was similar to Gavin’s first win in Worms. The deck was stacked in his favor for that game and in the last cup here it was stacked against Matt.
Just more an observation then a full on criticism mind you.
"Are butterflies amputees?" MAKE THAT A SHIRT RIGHT NOW 😂
Matt is the hero Achievement Hunter deserves.
Matt is the Thanos of AH
As someone who has taken a few courses in entomology, I found the intro conversation hilarious
The Team NiceDynamite victory at the end was the perfect way to close out this series.
Alfredo with that amazing Green Shell shot in the second race, damn.
Ryan's contribution to this let's play:
"Alright"
Can't believe this someone finally won from Matt so happy Gav win
"He has a throat that just won't be slit. Not even Gav Slitty can slit." 😆
I love how Ryan is just in his own little world
He's finally been dethroned! The crops are being watered, babies are laughing, parents are hugging; the world is free thanks to Team Nice Dynamite!
Does Ryan only come to work for the food now?
A glorious ending to Mario Kart Mapril.
So according to a few things I've read about caterpillars, they turn completely into goo in the cocoon.
They should change Matt's Wii name to AxialTwat
Loved having Matt in these! It wouldn't have been nearly as fun without him. :)