Weevil joke from the script of the Master and Commander movie. Dinner in the officers' mess. The captain is inebriated, but asks apparently seriously] Capt. Jack Aubrey: Do you see those two weevils doctor? Dr. Stephen Maturin: I do. Capt. Jack Aubrey: Which would you choose? Dr. Stephen Maturin: [sighs annoyed] Neither; there is not a scrap of difference between them. They are the same species of Curculio. Capt. Jack Aubrey: If you had to choose. If you were forced to make a choice. If there was no other response... Dr. Stephen Maturin: [Exasperated] Well then if you are going to *push* me... [the doctor studies the weevils briefly] Dr. Stephen Maturin: ...I would choose the right hand weevil; it has... significant advantage in both length and breadth. [the captain thumps his fist in the table] Capt. Jack Aubrey: There, I have you! You're completely dished! Do you not know that in the service... [pauses] Capt. Jack Aubrey: ...one must always choose the lesser of two weevils. [the officers burst out in laughter]
Weevil joke from the script of the Master and Commander movie. Dinner in the officers' mess. The captain is inebriated, but asks apparently seriously] Capt. Jack Aubrey: Do you see those two weevils doctor? Dr. Stephen Maturin: I do. Capt. Jack Aubrey: Which would you choose? Dr. Stephen Maturin: [sighs annoyed] Neither; there is not a scrap of difference between them. They are the same species of Curculio. Capt. Jack Aubrey: If you had to choose. If you were forced to make a choice. If there was no other response... Dr. Stephen Maturin: [Exasperated] Well then if you are going to *push* me... [the doctor studies the weevils briefly] Dr. Stephen Maturin: ...I would choose the right hand weevil; it has... significant advantage in both length and breadth. [the captain thumps his fist in the table] Capt. Jack Aubrey: There, I have you! You're completely dished! Do you not know that in the service... [pauses] Capt. Jack Aubrey: ...one must always choose the lesser of two weevils. [the officers burst out in laughter]
"Always choose the lesser of two weevils"
Good one 👍
Weevil joke from the script of the Master and Commander movie.
Dinner in the officers' mess. The captain is inebriated, but asks apparently seriously]
Capt. Jack Aubrey: Do you see those two weevils doctor?
Dr. Stephen Maturin: I do.
Capt. Jack Aubrey: Which would you choose?
Dr. Stephen Maturin: [sighs annoyed] Neither; there is not a scrap of difference between them. They are the same species of Curculio.
Capt. Jack Aubrey: If you had to choose. If you were forced to make a choice. If there was no other response...
Dr. Stephen Maturin: [Exasperated] Well then if you are going to *push* me...
[the doctor studies the weevils briefly]
Dr. Stephen Maturin: ...I would choose the right hand weevil; it has... significant advantage in both length and breadth.
[the captain thumps his fist in the table]
Capt. Jack Aubrey: There, I have you! You're completely dished! Do you not know that in the service...
[pauses]
Capt. Jack Aubrey: ...one must always choose the lesser of two weevils.
[the officers burst out in laughter]
Love that film.
Oh no you didn't.🤦🏼♀️
@dava6314 I have got to see that movie.👍🏼
Maybe in the future you could make a video on what pirates ate? If not, that's okay.
Thank you ❤ Merry Christmas!!!
Christmas? Bah Humbug! 🤪
No fish? Seeing as they are bobbing around on top of where they found.
I’m glad we don’t have a Time Machine to go back and try that life for myself 😂
Now I want some grog.
Merry Christmas
Bah Humbug! 🤪
Cool Thank You...🎉😮🎉😮🎉
Weevil joke from the script of the Master and Commander movie.
Dinner in the officers' mess. The captain is inebriated, but asks apparently seriously]
Capt. Jack Aubrey: Do you see those two weevils doctor?
Dr. Stephen Maturin: I do.
Capt. Jack Aubrey: Which would you choose?
Dr. Stephen Maturin: [sighs annoyed] Neither; there is not a scrap of difference between them. They are the same species of Curculio.
Capt. Jack Aubrey: If you had to choose. If you were forced to make a choice. If there was no other response...
Dr. Stephen Maturin: [Exasperated] Well then if you are going to *push* me...
[the doctor studies the weevils briefly]
Dr. Stephen Maturin: ...I would choose the right hand weevil; it has... significant advantage in both length and breadth.
[the captain thumps his fist in the table]
Capt. Jack Aubrey: There, I have you! You're completely dished! Do you not know that in the service...
[pauses]
Capt. Jack Aubrey: ...one must always choose the lesser of two weevils.
[the officers burst out in laughter]
THE STEW AND GROGS THE BEST BET
I find it weird that sailors did not fish & catch fish to eat! They thought most fish was inedible or poison. They would starve before catching fish.
That is something I have been wondering about, too.
Ngl, Grog sounds pretty tasty 😅 5:01
The Chinese had long before that discovered a method to prevent scurvy. They actually grew fresh vegetables on their ships.
But, where’s all the rum? 🤣 pirates of the Caribbean ….love that Captain Jack Sparrow ❤
Whale oil beef hooked! 🐳
Is that samuel Jackson??
Nope