No early release this week for the Patreon party as I’m in the States in a shabby Seattle hotel with piss poor WiFi, but do be sure to check my patreon page out for unused scenes from “How not to travel Europe” and travel vids from the states. Have a cracking weekend everyone!
That girl could’ve literally asked any other human in that city where she was, but she somehow managed to ask him, the one guy who didn’t know where he was either.
@BardownGod Why do people like you feel the need to add the word literally for no reason? You could have just said the girl could’ve asked any other human. There’s nothing unclear about that. It’s so annoying.
“Do you think this looks like a northern town or a southern town? “ Me: Southern “I think this looks like a northern town” Me: yep that was my second guess
love how he's dumped a couple miles from Coronation Street set in Salford, goes "haha it's like Coronation Street", turns out that's exactly where he is
ss ss what does that have to do with your right to retain your privacy? I don’t know about UK laws, but in the US you definitely have the right to request your face be blurred to respect your privacy. Don’t see how that has anything to do with Afghanistan
GeoWizard: Gets people to help him travel across Europe for free. GeoWizard: Makes sentimental speech about how kind people can be and how important it is to help your fellow humans. Random Lady: Asks GeoWizard for directions GeoWizard: "As I was saying, before I was rudely interrupted..."
One of the most innovative video ideas I have seen in ages. It's the perfect merge of the missions and geoguesser. Shout out to the MVP: Verity for driving you for so many hours.
When he is running through the field, u can see his shadow. Guy runs like an npc with walking animations from a game from early 2000s edit: 5:47 is the timestamp
This illustrates one of my frustrations with Americans pretty well. When you ask someone where they're from (in an international sense, like online/on holiday) everyone responds with their Country *except* Americans. They always respond with their state: "I'm from TEXAS". Whenever I've called them out on it their argument is that "Well the US is so big". Which is annoying because other smaller countries have much more diversity per km/mile than the US has. As someone from the South of England I sometimes struggle to even talk to people from the North :D
@@Joshimuz People from the UK often say Scotland/England/Wales instead of UK, which is the equivalent of Americans naming their state instead of the country.
@@TicTac2 I would have died if he started explaining their location in his usual manner like "By the looks of it we're somewhere in the [insert random geographic direction] in the UK..."
I can’t believe Snake Pass Inn has closed. Loads of good memories there from camping in the area, giving up cooking with a camp fire and instead getting a proper meal from there. RIP
Can't believe she dropped you in the middle of Salford, she must be trying to kill you 😂 I live in East Manchester but I used to work about a mile away from where you are, and that's one of the worst areas apart from the one I live in (little town called Beswick.) Great video by the way but it's pronounced 'Solford' not Salford 😉
@@daconor91 I completely forgot he was as well, but I can forgive it, the spelling doesn't exactly help, I also made that mistake once (admittedly I was around 5 or 6 at the time) but point is it happens
I watched this video in two parts over the day and you really didn't disappoint! Amazing content as always. The little throwbacks to the mission across Wales were a cozy addition, your editing adds a lot :]
God I love when you do these kinds of videos where you jump run around the wilderness and do crazy shit. One of the best on RUclips mate, without a doubt!
the fact that you went all out climbing that hill, and not even talking about how amazing you were for it might have just made you my favorite youtouber lol
Anyone else feel physically sick every time Tom says “Salford” when all us northerners pronounce it “Solford”? 😂 Great video Tom, keep us the great work!!
@@Dockhead Not been to Newcastle but I hear, on good authority, that Sunderland has one of the highest friendliness levels in all of England. I'm sure as you're near neighbours that you can only agree. (Grenade thrown)
@@affalaffaa deary me well thats not a sentence that goes well for most round here 😅 well actually having family in both areas i can say both have there pro's and cons, but its a touchy subject on the realms of football and just local rivalry itself. ive seen more positive events come out of Newcastle, but ive had more conversation relating strange stuff coming from Sunderland in that aspect. i cant side with either or ill be hung and slaughtered 😄
I’m an avid watcher from Rhyl! It’s mad to see someone you watch come to your small coastal town. You were so close to my house I could have came out and offered you a brew! Love the videos and appreciate the graft you put in for them.
Knew exactly where you were on the snake pass as soon as you pulled up 😊 used to go for picnics at that exact spot by the river with my parents a lot, went river walking where you crossed, such an amazing place, absolutely loved growing up in the peak district.
Mate the content is as entertaining as it gets, I'm a broke-ass college student but I need to see the the behind the scenes stuff and bextra content mate so you'll be the first that I follow on patreon. Keep up the awesome videos mate.
At 12:50, you sang a pretty accurate Bb. Now, I watch your videos while doing trumpet practice, and at this point I was doing long low tones, and almost fell of my chair with surprise when out of nowhere you sang the note I was playing!
So bizzare to watch round 5. I figured out exactly where it was pretty quickly because I've been there before too. And even more weirdly, I pretty much climbed the same hill to get signal too. Left my friend at the bottom of the hill after a wild camp up on Kinder Scout. So odd to watch Tom pretty much follow my footsteps!
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No early release this week for the Patreon party as I’m in the States in a shabby Seattle hotel with piss poor WiFi, but do be sure to check my patreon page out for unused scenes from “How not to travel Europe” and travel vids from the states. Have a cracking weekend everyone!
why did you blur the dealer’s face? did you hand the footage into the local police?
@@sci_pain3409 Because he didn’t harm anyone? Just because it’s illegal doesn’t mean it’s unethical.
Welcome to America my guy. Hope you enjoy your stay 🇺🇸
Florian Wendelborn he looked at him funny, that’s a £1700 fine and a life sentence.
GeoWizard do you have instagram?
That girl could’ve literally asked any other human in that city where she was, but she somehow managed to ask him, the one guy who didn’t know where he was either.
She asked the one guy who was blindfolded, driven across the country and randomly dumped in a field then left abandoned.
I once had someone ask me for directions while I was wearing a gigantic travellers backpack.... People are weird sometimes.
Proper rough bird too with her rolling tobacco
@BardownGod Why do people like you feel the need to add the word literally for no reason? You could have just said the girl could’ve asked any other human. There’s nothing unclear about that. It’s so annoying.
@@remlyaEmphasis
never know when this lad could stroll through your yard
it would be like a bigfoot sighting... "Hey Josh grab the camera quick! He's in our garden!!"
Well in my case for that to happen that girl would have to be the biggest troll ever since I live in argentina
Then i would grab my shotgun, just to see him shit himself.. 😁
BRIDKIE chill out mate you don’t have a shotgun 😂
@@jackfinnie4669 And how do you know that? 😂
"can you not sit there"
"Sorry"
*Runs down hill, crosses river and climbs a mountain*
LMAO
my primal anxiety taking over when someone confronts me in public
That guy was a bit rude tho
@@MandyJonas97 It was his house, clearly marked by a fence and a ton of signs saying "don't trespass". In US you'd get a shotgun to the back.
Geowizard: "are you welsh doggy?"
Dog: "bark"
Geowizard: "hes not giving much away"
ryff
@@dangrimmy LMFAO
@@dangrimmy HAHAHAHA
Ah yes, the God Wizard.
“Do you think this looks like a northern town or a southern town? “
Me: Southern
“I think this looks like a northern town”
Me: yep that was my second guess
To me it was Salford straight away, but then again I did work there for two years so that helps. :)
Rows of red brick is a dead give away that it's Northern... I instantly thought Blackpool but then realized that would be too easy.
I dont know how anyone can look at that and think southern tbf... I thought Burnley at first
Looked immediately northern
I immediately thought northen. My first instinct was liverpool as it reminded me of places there, and i guess I wasn't far off
Never before I saw a man getting so excited each time he sees a trashcan.
It is called a bin you pillac
Look up Jacksucksatlife on RUclips you’d be surprised
Right next to the refrigerator..
14:50 "it's not filming now" *proceeds to talk to the poster*
"it's not filming i'm just insane"
I believe there was a cut there.
@@SterlingVanlaere nahh there was no cut.
Guy: I won’t hurt ya
*pulls out glock*
Rarely laughed at my screen this hard
9:36 lmao that girl probably is thinking "great I'm lost and I'm asking a nutjob for directions"
she should've stayed so he uses his powers like a real life superhero, helping lost people find out where they are! Geoguessr IRL
Him: I bet she's thinking about how good I am at this geoguessr thing
Her: "you stink"
That guy wasn't drug dealing, he is just a shy IRL Geoguesser. That was his missus picking him up.
Goes to the Manchester area for five minutes, catches a drug deal.
Sounds about right.
*Salford
@@lewismacnab7248 which is in the Manchester area lol
@@alex_lighthall nah, Salford is it's own city.
@@lewismacnab7248 well yes but in the manchester metropolitan area, so his point still stands
its a shame he went to the chavvy part of manchester, not every part of it is chavvy believe it or not
Wondering what that woman thought when you said "I was blindfolded and driven here, to a field over there..." Lmao
The secret ingredient is crime
I assume she assumed that was just his kink.
@@92RedRevolver or a plot to murder him... Both?? LOL
She didn't seem surprised by anything he said :P
@@blacksunapocalypse That's the sketchiest part LOL but she was "lost" too so I'm not surprised by her level of comfort.
'Should have brought gloves'
Unofficial tagline of the whole channel.
I love when the “Straight line mission music” plays when he prepares to cross some messy patch of land. Nostalgia for the missions. WE WANT MORE!
love how he's dumped a couple miles from Coronation Street set in Salford, goes "haha it's like Coronation Street", turns out that's exactly where he is
My childhood was that show lmao and I’m canadian
@@Zzz3331 dude same
So much fun, good idea, lovely girl playing along, good geoguessing and well edited. Thx!
"This guy didn't want me to film him. Look at him over there"
Ennis he didn’t put his face so it’s fine
@@TheJerseyNinja if he had put his face, it would also be fine.
This is the UK, not Afghanistan.
ss ss what does that have to do with your right to retain your privacy? I don’t know about UK laws, but in the US you definitely have the right to request your face be blurred to respect your privacy. Don’t see how that has anything to do with Afghanistan
@BladeCast as if the drug dealer is gonna file a lawsuit tho aha
Bro said it was a dodgy neighborhood. LOL Come to Miami.
GeoWizard: Gets people to help him travel across Europe for free.
GeoWizard: Makes sentimental speech about how kind people can be and how important it is to help your fellow humans.
Random Lady: Asks GeoWizard for directions
GeoWizard: "As I was saying, before I was rudely interrupted..."
"before I was rudely interrupted" Most likely sarcastic, its a common phrase in the UK
I think it's a joke 😂😂🤣
its a common British saying
@@AnasHart common in the US too
british wired slang as i call it
One of the most innovative video ideas I have seen in ages. It's the perfect merge of the missions and geoguesser.
Shout out to the MVP: Verity for driving you for so many hours.
I will forever thank the RUclips algorithm for introducing this man’s channel to me. Greatest entertainment I’ve had in awhile
Love how the guy runs up from 100 meters away and sticks his face right in the camera to tell you he doesn't want to be filmed
Top ten unanswered questions by science:
Number 1: Where does Verity go when Tom does the guessing?
Changes the car and drives to a drug dealer in Manchester
Down to the local
To a tall black guy named tyrone
To cheat on him
Mcdonald’s
Don’t do no moving around the best parts of the video are when your exploring the new places
Nah, he said in the previous episode that he will use binoculars which will make it more interesting.
Reinis Sarkans it still would be nowhere near as good as him actually walking round and exploring the places like he has been though
@@Ryan-gk2xw or he's only allowed to go places that are open, no climbing over things
Zanthe yeah that would work to and give a interesting dynamic to the Video
Please learn punctuation, I have no idea what you said
"im not filming don't worry"... immediately proceeds to talk to the camera
"hope she's not taken me to a rough area" *sees salford sign*
*hears boss music*
Salford ain’t rough lol
@@jimnosnow4484no but it’s disgusting 😂
This guy treats the world like a giant playground and I love it.
Most consistently innovative and brilliant content on RUclips 👌
And he's just got to be himself, it's amazing. Top guy
There's actually no other content like Tom's on this platform. Brilliant guy!
I agree!
jef huh?
When he is running through the field, u can see his shadow. Guy runs like an npc with walking animations from a game from early 2000s
edit: 5:47 is the timestamp
Early 2010's? Animations were already pretty good back then. You probably meant early 2000's.
Isn't that how we all learnt to walk?
I am fucking buckled at this comment
@@moonunitpushkin6547 He was probably born in 2008, so games from the early 2010s are "old" to him.
MYY TUURREEETTT
5:40 The music kicked in and I was immediately at the mission again in my thoughts :)
LegoEddy name song
Yeah
@@Vendicatore2702 he makes his own music he will drop an album soon yayyy
@@Vendicatore2702 he makes his own music he will be dropping an album soon so look forward to it with post notifications
right lmao that music is officially his theme now
As an American, it seems very fun to be able to travel across the country to culturally distinct places in less than a day
Britain is actually very diverse considering its size. You could travel a few miles and everyone would have a completely different accent
This illustrates one of my frustrations with Americans pretty well.
When you ask someone where they're from (in an international sense, like online/on holiday) everyone responds with their Country *except* Americans. They always respond with their state: "I'm from TEXAS". Whenever I've called them out on it their argument is that "Well the US is so big". Which is annoying because other smaller countries have much more diversity per km/mile than the US has. As someone from the South of England I sometimes struggle to even talk to people from the North :D
And even if you do actually ask them what state they're in, they'll just say depressed.
And I find it interesting that he feels comfortable enough to walk onto random people’s property with absolutely no concern about being shot lol
@@Joshimuz People from the UK often say Scotland/England/Wales instead of UK, which is the equivalent of Americans naming their state instead of the country.
24:40
Tom: "Private Network?"
Tom: "No, it's a Private Network".
Actually, I think that was a Private Network.
I love how almost every Geoguessr turns into a mission across something. Really entertaining.
"You can smell the asbestos"
Proceeds to breathe in deeply
triscuitbiscuit you can even smell asbestos 😂
Why is it that when Guy is in Wales he has an urge to cross people's property lmao
This way he is (tres)passing the mission
past mistakes
English roots strong
@@tomverseUK makes sense, he left pretty quickly.
Private Property doesnt even exist smh
I nearly shit myself when he climbed out the front of Ysgol tir morfa and was standing outside my Mum's house 🤣
*shat. You live in Wales, not the USA.
Haha when he crossed that football field then a school, I was like “shit that’s Rhyl” my home town
@@StrathpefferJunction Shat me sen
I wonder if he'd notice if she'd drove the car onto a ferry and dropped him off in Northern Ireland.
probably because boats make noise innit
boats also tend to rock, plus cars generally don't move without the engine running
He would absolutely notice lol
I read his comment as joke, assuming he already knew the answer....
Seems you people, did not
When the Mission across Wales music kicks in 👌 5:38
Karl Kastor name Song ?
He made it himself the legend
swiftjsulli the song will never be release ?
@@Vendicatore2702 I think he responded somewhere he is gonna release some music in the future.
It actually kicked in later on.
2:27 find it hilarious that you've got to the point in your life that your first thoughts of a hedgerow is now whether you could get over it or not
19:43 Love how every time the Line challenge is mentioned the iconic music is always there, nostalgic.
I absolutely love the fact that the "Mission across Wales" theme song kicks in every time my guy goes off into some sorta field.
14:51 - "Its not filming now"
*2 seconds later talking very clearly to the camera about where he is at the moment, lamao
Hahaha. 9:14 "I'm lost. Could you help me figure out where I am?". Oh, girl, you managed to find the worst person in all of Rhyl to ask lol.
"Do you know you are in Rhyl". I bet she was thinking "I'm not that lost you clown" :-D
@@TicTac2 I would have died if he started explaining their location in his usual manner like "By the looks of it we're somewhere in the [insert random geographic direction] in the UK..."
@@_coffeebean_ "by the grass I'm thinking it's the UK or Ireland.... Possibly New Zealand"
“Oh Rhylly?”
Alex or the best...
i feel like he is the only guy to cross a river and climb up a mountain just to get better signal
I feel like increasingly more people would be willing to do anything for better signal xD
@@Roozyj at this point in time people would sell their left nut for better signal
You can tell someone is british when they think a 100ft hill is a mountain lol
Pretty crazy that she just plonked you in the middle of Salford when she knows you're gonna be walking round with gadgets on show 😂
Funnily enough, when he makes the coronation street theme sound, he's actually less than a mile away from actual coronation street!
His gut instinct was spot on, he recognised the architecture.
14:48 -“it’s not filming now”
-*talks to camera*
Love how every time you mention Wales the theme song slowly fades in. Brilliant
Love how he immediately thinks about combing hedgerows when he sees them..
Like a Vietnam vet straight line wales edition he will never be the same
first thing that comes to his mind is, "wouldn't wanna tackle that hedgerow" the mans scarred by the brambly bastards
"That's a football pitch" ... flashbacks to Norway where he missed two sitters
I can’t believe Snake Pass Inn has closed. Loads of good memories there from camping in the area, giving up cooking with a camp fire and instead getting a proper meal from there. RIP
bloody rich people
Surreal seeing it in this video. I stopped there for a few nights in 2013 with my partner!
"I'm lost in Rhyl."
- Oh Rhylly?
Reported
@@zibra3492 No
Anywhere thats rural:
"Could be Wales"
*sees farmland* could be Wales.
Sees man shagging sheep: Surely this isn't Wales
Oh shit it's BadMouse in the wild lol
Ayy, big up BadMouse!
@@chilldude30 nah it'll be gammon so definitely England 😉
26:29 when 14 year olds hear Billy Eilish for the first time
Oh shit that's deep
26:35 when they grow up.
@@jameslorenz3718 lmao
lol
Oh shit that’s deep, oo shit that rather deep... not too deep tho 😂
I’d love to see this format make a comeback
"There's a gorge down there..."
"and it is gorgeous"
haha
2:27 "Wouldn't wanna tackle that Hedgerow!"
-A Hedgerow Expert
Only a hedgerow expert would mention that he wouldn't tackle a hedgerow!
Anyone else feel nostalgic when that MAW music started playing?
Tom: 'It's not recording now'
Also Tom: *Continues talking "alone"*
it's amazing how confident you are, just saying "don't worry, it's not filming now" to a drug dealer lol
I didn’t realise this was real life geo guesser and thought the google cameraman had just been harassed and kept it on google maps
Go Domino same lmaooo
By far my favourite format of Geoguessr - if only there was a way to do a Diverse World round like this :)
This is actually an amazing idea loving this series
I love the fact that you transition to the "mission across" music each time you go wandering like that.
6:28 "Shouldve brought gloves"
Goddamnit, have you learned nothing?!
You will never learn to wear gloves lol
I was looking for this comment...!
Imagine being lost somewhere and being so lucky you stumble upon GeoWizard
no one would ever guess a guy that has spent his life learning geography would be that cool
Woman: Loses Cat
GeoWizard: YES! WE’RE IN RHYL
You singing the Coronation Street theme was crazy... As Salford was apparently the original inspiration for the fictional town in which it is set!
14:51: "It’s not filming now"
U sure 'bout that?
LOL
Just hope Tom doesn't go to Salford again
Can't believe she dropped you in the middle of Salford, she must be trying to kill you 😂 I live in East Manchester but I used to work about a mile away from where you are, and that's one of the worst areas apart from the one I live in (little town called Beswick.) Great video by the way but it's pronounced 'Solford' not Salford 😉
Ikr
Lewis Black it’s like Salt init
@@josephw8662 nail on the head
Like the al in ‘Aldridge’, the town he’s from haha
@@daconor91 I completely forgot he was as well, but I can forgive it, the spelling doesn't exactly help, I also made that mistake once (admittedly I was around 5 or 6 at the time) but point is it happens
this is the most dedicated dude i've ever seen
Cat lost since February, "good luck"
😂😂😂😂
lmao
GeoWizard gets dropped off in random places and gives the people who live there directions.
I watched this video in two parts over the day and you really didn't disappoint! Amazing content as always.
The little throwbacks to the mission across Wales were a cozy addition, your editing adds a lot :]
God I love when you do these kinds of videos where you jump run around the wilderness and do crazy shit. One of the best on RUclips mate, without a doubt!
the fact that you went all out climbing that hill, and not even talking about how amazing you were for it might have just made you my favorite youtouber lol
Anyone else feel physically sick every time Tom says “Salford” when all us northerners pronounce it “Solford”? 😂 Great video Tom, keep us the great work!!
5:28 "I'm gonna do a bit of a mission" Across wales perhaps?
Brave man walking around Salford.
What do you mean? Northerners, friendliest people in England, as we're repeatedly told.
Media City's pretty nice.
@@affalaffaa northerners? surely you mean us from newcastle?
@@Dockhead Not been to Newcastle but I hear, on good authority, that Sunderland has one of the highest friendliness levels in all of England. I'm sure as you're near neighbours that you can only agree.
(Grenade thrown)
@@affalaffaa deary me well thats not a sentence that goes well for most round here 😅 well actually having family in both areas i can say both have there pro's and cons, but its a touchy subject on the realms of football and just local rivalry itself. ive seen more positive events come out of Newcastle, but ive had more conversation relating strange stuff coming from Sunderland in that aspect.
i cant side with either or ill be hung and slaughtered 😄
8:27 if the cat was lost on the 11th of February, and today is the 8th of February, does that mean you sir are a time traveler?
RandomFootballGuy thought the same thing 🤣 either that or it was filmed a year ago?!?
he cat has been missing for nearly a year maybe :(
Maybe a typo and it's supposed to say January?
@@Felixkeeg nah, it says monday 11th Feb, which was last year.
monday 11th Feb, which was last year.
I’m an avid watcher from Rhyl! It’s mad to see someone you watch come to your small coastal town. You were so close to my house I could have came out and offered you a brew! Love the videos and appreciate the graft you put in for them.
Knew exactly where you were on the snake pass as soon as you pulled up 😊 used to go for picnics at that exact spot by the river with my parents a lot, went river walking where you crossed, such an amazing place, absolutely loved growing up in the peak district.
Mate the content is as entertaining as it gets, I'm a broke-ass college student but I need to see the the behind the scenes stuff and bextra content mate so you'll be the first that I follow on patreon. Keep up the awesome videos mate.
When he crossed the fence to cut across the field with the theme music brought me back to the straight line video
The Blues Brothers! 04:43
Glad i wasnt the only one who recognised them
I love the straight line challenge theme playing when you go through the field!
At 12:50, you sang a pretty accurate Bb. Now, I watch your videos while doing trumpet practice, and at this point I was doing long low tones, and almost fell of my chair with surprise when out of nowhere you sang the note I was playing!
You're sounding more and more like Bear Grylls with each video! Quality video mate!
13:55 'Manny on the map'
slonker??
Owen Mather exactly what I thought lol
Glad it wasn't just me that thought that haha
*says 4 random numbers*
"So yeah we're in Manchester"
@@Talaxianer it's the area code :)
01924 is Wakefield
01274 is Bradford and so on
Mate, the feels when the straight line mission music kicks in...
I fucking love this channel
So bizzare to watch round 5. I figured out exactly where it was pretty quickly because I've been there before too. And even more weirdly, I pretty much climbed the same hill to get signal too. Left my friend at the bottom of the hill after a wild camp up on Kinder Scout. So odd to watch Tom pretty much follow my footsteps!
I love how everytime he mentions the 'Cross Wales' that synth plays lol
Next edition: Verity roofies Tom, he wakes up blearily in a tent in the middle of nowhere, within a day's journey from the UK
Tom awakes, face down in the road as his eyes open.... "Going by this surfacing IM IN NORWAY AGAIN!"
4:27 Did he get flashbacks about Welsh Farmers?
more like flashbacks about jumping over briar patch after barbed wire fence after hedgerow after briar patch after. . . . . . . .
Haha you were standing outside my house in Rhyl! I lived opposite ysgol tir morfa!
This brings me back to the old days of Smosh's "Pokemon in real life" videos. Thanks, Tom.
Man, the iron content in those rivers from Part 5 was off the chart!
Salford one was right near my old student flat. Miss it yet I don't miss it lol