Making a Simple Game in INTERCAL!

In this final installment of Esolabyrinth, Jr. Troopa returns as Obfuscate's opponent in a turn-based battle game, written in an esolang that is more difficult to use than Brainf**k.
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VIDEO CHAPTERS (Because why not?)
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0:00 Intro Cartoon
0:44 Game Description
1:37 What is INTERCAL
2:56 Printing Text
4:33 Variables
5:34 Obfuscate's Turn
7:42 Obfuscate's Attacks
8:18 Jr. Troopa's Turn
10:14 Jr. Troopa's Attacks & Finalizing the Game
11:54 Running the Game + Animation
12:36 Ending
GAME'S SOURCE CODE:
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MUSIC USED
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"One Eyed Maestro" and "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod
"Velocity Wings" by Waterflame
"Petal Medows" - Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
"Cinnabar Island" - Pokemon FireRed/LeafGreen
"Jr. Troopa Theme" - Paper Mario
"Slider" - Super Mario 64
"Bob-Omb Battlefield" - Super Mario 64
"Battle Against a Weak Opponent" - Earthbound